#karl crocker kin

[hskinhome]

hey, i’m karl crocker. i’m looking for really anyone from my timeline. my memories are currently as follows:

alex and i were best friends. i had a crush on him, but didn’t say anything about it.

i was REALLY obsessed with being “normal”. like, i needed the white picket fences and to seem like your average joe, even though i really wasn’t. once we met, i envied jake for actually getting to be just some guy.

the trolls actually had access to both the beta and alpha kids, but it was split on who had access to who. callie, jaynes, deeruk, dayveh, johnny, and roseta had access to the alpha session, and tavros, gamzee, kanaya, equius, aradia, and feferi had access to the beta session.

i became close to johnny, because i thought he was a human, a human who survived somehow. of course when we met in the new session, i freaked out on him. it was enough to make him think i was pitch flirting with him, and i think kanaya had to step in to keep me from actually attacking him.

the batterwitch, roseta’s ancestor, still existed, but i’m fairly certain she was a condesce-swapped mindfang? when i found out, it made me freak out even more. alex chose the worst time to tell me, when i was already freaking out about johnny being an alien.

gamzee ended up raising eridanus and nepetala. eridanus had a grudge against him for a while, but ended up understanding that gamzee didn’t really have much of a choice but to leave them, for timeline reasons.

my swaps were these

jake egbert

teri (terezi) lalonde (rose-ways)

cali (caliborn) strider (dave-ways)

vris (vriska) harley

karl (karkat) crocker

alex (sollux) lalonde (roxy-ways)

roxy strider (dirk-ways)

jade english

callie (calliope) megido

jaynes (jane) nitram

tavros captor

gamzee vantas

kanaya leijon

equius maryam

deeruk (dirk) pyrope

aradia serket

dayveh (dave) zahhak

johnny (john) makara

feferi ampora

roseta (rose) peixes

eridanus (caliborn-ways)

nepetala (calliope-ways)

if this sounds familiar or for more information, please contact me!