#jake egbert kin

[jayesprite]

i adore your jake egbert… could you draw him again, but in a seer of hope outfit instead, and with no facial hair?

[hskinhome]

hey, i’m karl crocker. i’m looking for really anyone from my timeline. my memories are currently as follows:

alex and i were best friends. i had a crush on him, but didn’t say anything about it.

i was REALLY obsessed with being “normal”. like, i needed the white picket fences and to seem like your average joe, even though i really wasn’t. once we met, i envied jake for actually getting to be just some guy.

the trolls actually had access to both the beta and alpha kids, but it was split on who had access to who. callie, jaynes, deeruk, dayveh, johnny, and roseta had access to the alpha session, and tavros, gamzee, kanaya, equius, aradia, and feferi had access to the beta session.

i became close to johnny, because i thought he was a human, a human who survived somehow. of course when we met in the new session, i freaked out on him. it was enough to make him think i was pitch flirting with him, and i think kanaya had to step in to keep me from actually attacking him.

the batterwitch, roseta’s ancestor, still existed, but i’m fairly certain she was a condesce-swapped mindfang? when i found out, it made me freak out even more. alex chose the worst time to tell me, when i was already freaking out about johnny being an alien.

gamzee ended up raising eridanus and nepetala. eridanus had a grudge against him for a while, but ended up understanding that gamzee didn’t really have much of a choice but to leave them, for timeline reasons.

my swaps were these

jake egbert

teri (terezi) lalonde (rose-ways)

cali (caliborn) strider (dave-ways)

vris (vriska) harley

karl (karkat) crocker

alex (sollux) lalonde (roxy-ways)

roxy strider (dirk-ways)

jade english

callie (calliope) megido

jaynes (jane) nitram

tavros captor

gamzee vantas

kanaya leijon

equius maryam

deeruk (dirk) pyrope

aradia serket

dayveh (dave) zahhak

johnny (john) makara

feferi ampora

roseta (rose) peixes

eridanus (caliborn-ways)

nepetala (calliope-ways)

if this sounds familiar or for more information, please contact me! 

[f7ang073]

[helldreamz]

oh hell yeah

[stantongus]

Kinlist drop since I have no idea what to post and I feel like people here should get to know me better so😭😭 Feel free to make goofy assumptions

[jade-tried]

OHHH 33?

ASK GAME Q.33 — MEMORY OF HOME

i lived with my sister and dad. bec was our dog.

(middle image here)

[celticcatgirl2]

“…and yes yes I did kin John Egbert form Homestuck growing up….tho I did also dabble in Jake English cosplay when I was feeling edgy….”

“Wait…JAKE ENGLISH Is EDGY to you?”

“He uses guns!”

“Oh my God cousin Kal you are the LAMEST person Krypton ever produced….”

[davekat-sucks]

This is in response to the anon that posted this-- dad egbert and mom lalonde having something between them makes all the beta kids related. anon is kinda sorta right but ultimately, the incest in homestuck is just kinda something you gotta role with and the fandom shouldn't care so much about. I want to say my take on the family tree of homestuck. John and Jade are siblings. Jake and Jane are their parents. John's dad is his half brother since Nanna is John and Dad's mother. Jane's dad was Alpha John's son. That's why Jane's dad hugged John at the very end of Homestuck. Dave and Rose are siblings. Dirk and Roxy are their parents. John's grandmother, nanna was raised by the Empress. The Empress descendent is Feferi. John and Jade are related to Feferi through something a kin to adoption but it's nothing to really be that concerned about. ((This is more easily understandable with a visual chart.)) Incest is a bit of a theme throughout homestuck but since everything about the trolls is so alien, it's easy to ignore. It's also hard to know if Mituna is Sollux's ectobiological dad or if it's the other way around. Either way, Karkat made all of the trolls that played the game in a lab. The empress had noncon sex with beta Mituna who was her slave she kept with her for thosands of years. Both their direct decedents ended up dating. Feferi and Sollux is somewhat an incest couple. That's an example of why you really shouldn't care. The moment you think too hard about how much incest is in homestuck, you go down a rabbit hole.

If only the fandom can be okay with incest since people still bitch at others for liking Dersecest. But then again, if people ship DirkRoxy by making Roxy trans, incest is suddenly fine? Or just another case of pick and choose which incest is okay and not okay. Like people saying KatNep is bad cause it is incest incest (cause Signless and Disciple are lovers, making them their kids) despite trolls are fine with it. Like troll incest is fine when people ship Vrisrezi, but human ones like JohnJade is suddenly bad?

[lab-rat-girls]

Hello! This my my ( @gmanwhore 's) kinblog. All my kins will be below, the green ones are important ones I don't like interacting with others of, and any with and exclamation point next to their name is a permashift!

SOURCEMATES PLEASE INTERACT I LOVE YOU!!!!

Half Life/Portal/HLVRAI:

G’: he thinks he’d blow our minds; g’ 

! Ga-men: imaginary line imaginary minds; ga-men 

Evil G-man: and by your judgment of my merit I’ll inherit nothing; e.g. 

Dr. Colette Green call me for your lover’s alibi; colette 

Dr. Wallace Breen: how many milligrams of you are still left in there?; breen 

Caroline: the devil likes to make my heart a double bed; caroline 

Barney Calhoun: kneeling in the stained glass tomb; barney 

Dr. Judith Mossman: no apologies I expect misery; judith

Dr. Helen Hahn: I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb!; hahn

Gordon Freeman: you don't know me I am the only son; freeman 

Russel; we wrote some songs by the lamplight's gas!; russel 

Cave Johnson: and I love me; cave 

Fact Core: it’s not a trivial pursuit it’s a matter of facts; fact core

Chell: under attack at aperture science!; chell

Gordon Feetman: read me my rights please!; feetman 

Bubby: come and go out my mind; bubby 

Tommy: don’t stop me now!; tommy

Disco Elysium:

! Harry Du Bois/Tequila Sunset: glass half full I’d probably just drink that too!; harry

! Ruby, the Instigator: break the lock if it don’t fit; ruby

! Inland Empire: you were an isle unto thyself: inland empire

Cuno: and I break it just because I can!; cuno

Titus: not gonna die on the killing floor; titus

Annette: the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true; annette

Andre: rock the casbah!; andre

Judit: the room is full of people that love you; judit

Trant: a crow knows no smell of carbon monoxide; trant

Smoker on the Balcony: I'm the treasure baby I'm the prize; martin

Rhetoric: the communists have the music; rhetoric

Electrochemistry: wine and women and wonderful vices: electrochemistry

La Revacholarie: mother earth’s love whispered to me; la revacholaire

Danganronpa:

! Kiyondo Ishida: you’ve gotta wanna break the hearts of all those pretty porcelain dolls; kiyondo 

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: don't you make me waste my breath!; taka 

Makoto Naegi: i’ll find strength in pain; makoto 

Celestia Ludenburg: her kiss will bring you to your knees; celeste 

Hiyoko Saionji: when I rule the world; hiyoko 

Takaaki Ishimaru: teenager scare the living shit out of me; takaaki

Homestuck: 

! Karkat Vantas: my name was soiled by a last call spill; karkat 

! Rose Lalonde: I’m afraid I can’t prescribe the diagnoses you seek; rose 

Roxy Lalonde: you’re telling me I’m holding up eleven fingers?; roxy

Jake English: I might rap like an english chap; jake 

John/June Egbert: like action movie hero boy 

Aradia Medigo: and as your gasping for the last of air you'll tra la la la la; aradia 

Equius Zahhak: the ship doesn't swerve as it heard how big the iceberg is; equius 

Tavros Nitram: this house says my name like an elegy; tavros

Mituna Captor: I don't care what we do I wanna get all dolled up with you!; mituna 

Doc Scratch (non-canon!!!): you understand mechanical hands are the rulers of everything; doc scratch 

I ♡ Amy:

Amy Lee: all those pretty words you say to me pick me up whenever I’m feeling down; amy 

The Walten Files:

Felix Walten: murders of murderers living in fear of it; felix 

Boozoo: the cackling carousel it spins and never stops!; boozoo

Bon/Shhhh: I’m sorry boys about the dirty night clowns; shhhh

The Owl House:

Luz Noceda: i wanna live better days; luz 

The Collector: I can run faster with no wind resistance!; the collector 

Popee The Performer:

Papi: I can’t ignore what’s under dance floorboards; papi 

Popee: so squeal like a trolly wheel or cry like a baby with autism strapped to a celling fan!; popee 

The Amazing Digital Circus:

Pomni: please please what the hell is going on; pomni 

Caine: nothing matters anymore; caine 

Murder Drones: 

! Cyn: and by the break of dawn we’ll be in love!; cyn

Uzi: you gotta see the artistry in tearing the place apart with me!; uzi

V: my mind held the same light as the one in your eyes; v

Fionna and Cake:

Fionna Campbell: there will come a soldier who carries a mighty sword; fionna 

The Scarab: never came down from her last trip on jesus; scarab the god auditor 

Candy Queen: feels so neat never wanna be myself again; candy queen 

Slugterra:

Pronto Geronimole: so spread the word across the land; pronto 

A Series of Unfortunate Events:

Lemony Snicket: when all hell breaks loose like all hells always do; lemony (your body, my temple by will wood)

The Secret Series:

Psudonymous Bosch: what the hell can I do to have a little more heaven with you?; psuedonymous

Team Fortress 2:

PNK Pyro: you must detroy beyond all recognition; pyro/sparky 

PNK Medic: my heart is in my hand...eugh; medic/doll 

Miss Pauling: left foot over the right; miss pauling

PNK Spy: the roar of whispers in every crowd; charlotte/spy

PNK Soldier: you gotta wanna be a battering ram!; Sam/soldier

PNK Heavy: let's dance!; Lagomorpha

Saxton Hale: SAXTON HAAALE; saxton

RED Scout: I was born with the brains and the brawn!; scout 

RED Spy: come on and twist the knife let's make this painful; spy

RED Medic: sometimes I wonder why they need me at all!; medic

Grey Mann: the world screams kiss me son of God!; grey mann

Doctor Who:

Seventh Doctor: like a bumbling dragon I fly; seven

Fourth Doctor: detective undercover brotherhood objective obscene; four

Ace: hello world I’m your wild girl; ace 

Adric: did you hear the word?; adric

B.O.S.S: Colonal Walter was shocked when he heard from the Nile; B.O.S.S.

Brigadier Alastair Lethbridge Stewart: the crew stayed at their posts and the captain at his wheel; brigadier 

Undertale/Deltarune:

Susie: my dreams are getting so strange I could tell you everything I see; susie 

Papyrus: bonetrostle!; papyrus

Asgore: I wish you could stay at least one more day; asgore

Gaster: there was only one of you until you split the world in two; gaster 

Flowey: your best friend; flowey

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared: 

Yellow Guy: I say “pardon me I’m dancing for no reason!”; yellow guy 

Lesley: No matter how we twist and turn, we're still dancing in chains; lesley

Five Nights at Freddy's:

The Marionette: you had a heart you hadn't felt; puppet

Sundrop: I'm walking on sunshine!; sundrop

Micheal Afton: look at this loser drinking coffee; micheal 

Circus Baby: try your best to hold onto to sanity; circus baby 

Ballora: to dance to spin to fly away; ballora 

Evan: I’m not allowed to cry cuz they told me I would die; evan

Bendy and the Ink Machine:

! Sammy Lawrence: i try to play Caruso but the needle skips the groove; sammy

Bertrum Piedmont: don't you know you have to be this tall to die; bertrum 

Daniel "Buddy" Lewick: dreams do come true; buddy

Henry Stein: he will set us free; henry

The Ink Demon: I can't believe you used to truly scare me; the ink demon 

Hatchetfield Trilogy

Professor Henry Hidgens: spotlight on mr. ingenuie; professor hidgens 

Webby: harlequin dolls he'd be lost without her; webby 

General John McNamara: it is the monsters who should live in dread; john mcnamara 

Ruth Fleming: should I let the coals burn out; ruth fleming

Wiggog Y'rath: whatever we want we get!; wiggly 

Paul Matthews: I DON'T LIKE MUSICALS; paul

Ride the Cyclone 

The Amazing Karnak: the sun is rising as it is descending; karnak 

Noel Gruber: I sing songs until the break of dawn; noel 

Heathers:

Veronica: I pray for a better way; veronica

Heather MacNamara: shine shine shine a light; heather

Doki Doki Literature Club 

Natsuki: let’s make something to adore; natsuki 

Fran Bow

Itward: hear my voice; itward 

Fran Bow: it's a perfect time to die finding Mr. midnight; fran

Helltaker

Hazbin Hotel:

! Beelzebub: honey do you have a hot meal?; beelzebub 

Nifty: stitch sew cut pull; nifty 

Lucifer: devil's in the house of the rising sun; lucifer 

Emily: now I know what's real what's fake; emily 

Charlie: I can't fear you now!; charlie 

Lackadaisy:

Rocky: golly what a day!; rocky 

Freckles/Calvin: she splutters pistol shots; freckle

Chainsaw Man: 

Denji: I wanna fuck shit up!;denji

Subway Surfers:

! Frank: he'll get by without his rabbit pie; frank

Poppy Playtime: 

The Prototype: it seems she broke me but I swear she can go fucking die; prototype

Elliot Ludwig: in a world of pure imagination; elliot ludwig 

Poppy: let's sing it again!; poppy

Dogday: I'd like to know why you are all alone while I am lost at sea; dogday

That's Not My Neighbour:

! Scarlet Milkman: and I'm starving!; francis

Francis Mosses: been a hell of a ride but I'm thinking it's time to go; milkman

Lois Stilinsky: we can't believe what we've seen; lois

! Nacha Mikaelys: times square doesn't shine as bright as you; nacha

Mclooy Rudboys: we're the terror of the skies and a danger to ourselves; mclooy

Izaak Guass: you're a toymaker's creation trapped inside a crystal ball!; izaack 

Arnold Schmidt: such piece of art is a lovely gift to see!; arnold

Selenne Sverchtz: i’ll do as I am told; selenne

Ishtar Ereskigal: we’ll be the envy of the gods above!; ishtar

Wardwell House:

! Jacob Wardwell: bad thoughts lead to bad dreams; jacob wardwell

Splatoon:

! Commander/Conductor Tartar: set up our new world: tartar

Commander Tartar (au): let’s save the pitiful children!; c. tartar

The Professor: we have so much left to sing!; professor

Pearl: nasty majesty!; pearl

DJ Octavio: pump it louder!; DJ octavio

Agent 4: whoever gets the closest; 4

Steven Universe:

Pearl: I fell in love with a war nobody told me had ended; pearl

Steven: all you see and you and me we came from a star!; steven

Spinel: your new best friend; spinel

Peridot: human beings fascinate me being just the way they are; peridot

Mouthwashing:

! Anya: tied my boots like a tightrope noose; anya

Daisuke: we all want a wannabe!; daisuke

Polle: Polle says: he had it comin'!

Epithet Erased:

Molly: epithet erased!; molly

Indus: with strength in arms and hearts and heads; indus

Percy: I was born to be another cog in the machine; percy

Friday Night Funkin':

Boyfriend: gettin' freaky on a friday night; boyfriend

Pico: go pico!; pico

The Wild Robot:

Roz: the monster’s gone; he’s on the run; roz

Beetlejuice:

Beetlejuice: all you gotta do is say my name; beetlejuice

Cookie Run:

Chilli Pepper Cookie: watch me sparkle like a diamond in the rough; chilli pepper

Almond Cookie: bring some justice on your head; almond cookie

Captain Caviar Cookie: a chain’s as weak as it’s weakest link; captain caviar cookie

Electric Dreams:

Edgar: in my electric dreams; edgar

Sander's Sides:

Remus: you need not feign decency!; duke

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure:

Speedwagon: colour me your car; speedwagon

Holly: can I really see what's in his mind?; holly

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream:

Allied Mastercomputer: No apologies I request misery; AM

The Nightmare Before Christmas:

Jack Skellington: and since I am dead I can take off my head to recite Shakespearian quotations!; jack

The self inserts!!! (ingnoring the TF2 guys):

(From Half Life) Omega: i will let the wind go quietly; omega

(From Portal) Delta: slipping through my fingers all the time; delta

(From That’s Not My Neighbour) The dOOrman: i am the righteous hand of god!; dOOrman

(From Chainsaw Man) Juno: shot at his wily one only friend: juno

(From Murder Drones) SD-X and SD-O: why do we bother to stay: why are you running away?: o/x

(From Mouthwashing) Theta: i always listen but i never act; theta

(From Disco Elysium) Meli: dance fucker dance man I never had a chance; meli

(From Disco Elysium) Gwynedd: for what it’s worth if it was gonna kill you it would have by now; gwynedd

(From Lackadaisy) Mary: are you really gonna die like a virgin boy?; mary

(From Splatoon) Scalla: you paint the world and i’ll play my melodies!; scalla

(From Demon Slayer) Kamakiri: you’re my best friend; kamakiri

(From Homestuck) Caesar: i too have a destiny this death will be art!; ceasar

(From Homestuck) Kenken: i feel fantastic and i’m still alive; kenken

(From Homestuck) Dragon: of course you realize we are speaking figuratively; dragon 

(From Homestuck) Asdiah: i’ll be a favourable delecacy: asdiah

(From Homestuck) Sarlet: somebody to replace yourself; sarlet

(From Homestuck) Kiyond: you’re s.p.e.c.i.a.l.; kiyond

(From Homestuck) Brioch: you don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here; brioch

(From Homestuck) Trojan: i don’t wanna be free!; trojan

(From Homestuck) Jakcob: say hello “honey I’m home”; jakcob

(From Homestuck) Eevuhl: i’m a dead man either way; eevuhl

(From Homestuck) Hymnal: why was any and everything alive?; hymnal

(From Homestuck) Dearly: i am king; dearly

Miscellaneous:

The Sun (The Embodiment of Selfish Destruction): give me that old time religion; Sun

Deity (The Embodiment of Decadence and Lust): spread the word across the land; deity

Homestuck AU Caroline: your eyes are dead like outer space; caroline

Wavesprite: shutup you're stupid; wavesprite

Homestuck AU Colette: call me fighter!; hs colette

Roxtunasprite^2: your drawings look like heaven to me!; roxtuna

Sunshine: I am not the sunshine I am not the moon at night; sunshine

Cabinet Man: I won't hurt you unless you cheat; cabinet man

Bones: your baby teeth would pray for you; bones/tommy

Terezi Vantas: they will tear your city down; t vantas

Karkat Medigo: it's the fate of the stars; k. medigo

Dave Harley: our mother should have just named you laika; d. harley

Natsu Ishimaru: what a waste; natsu

Bulldog: you’re gonna go far kid; bulldog

! Ruby, the Investigator: i’m back from a fall from grace; the investigator

Swap!Cunoesse: you better run; c

[healingpuppys]

Stimboards pt. 3

Alhaitham genshin stimboard

OC stimboard

CG! rose and little kanaya stimboard

pink puppy stimboard

agere popeye stimboard

cyalm stimboard

paci gifs pt. 7

purple fox stimboard

pokemon card stimboard

agere sakiko togawa stimboard

pitbull stimboard

yuri stimboard

natsuki stimboard

black and red toy poodle stimboard

monika stimboard

sayori stimboard

jumping spider and tarantula stimboard

purple and blue jellyfish stimboard

agere isaac clarke stimboard

Kao Ushi stimboard

grease the movie stimboard

harpy eagle stimboard

angel kin stimboard

bumblebee stimboard

Labrador stimboard

agere johnny truant stimboard

pink tropical stimboard

pink and white ragdoll cat stimboard

catnap stimboard

gummigoo tadc stimboard

just natsuki stimboard

harley quinn great dane stimboard

agere dirk and jake stimboard

black german shep petre stimboard

be kind be gentle stimboard

queerplatonic soul and maka stimboard

agere lunar from the sun and moon show stimboard

surge the tunrec stimboard

princess cookie stimboard

stary tail stimboard

bive regretevetor stimboard

agere oc sen stimboard

CG! woody and little leafy stimboard

paci gifs 6

pinkie pie and fluttershy stimboard

lalaloopsy stimboard

CG! blocky and little woody stimboard

self indulgent birthday pup stimboard

edgar electric dreams stimboard

cometcare stimboard

brave stimboard

pastel rocambole stimboard

fox stimboard with autumn and mushrooms stimboard

medusa stimboard

apollo themed stimboard

agere meowrails stimboard

ponyo stimboard

taz poemme stimboard

agere sestro stimboard

CG! jane crocker stimboard

Fleur de lis mlp stimboard

petre columbus zombieland stimboard

pup regressor jade harley with prospit dreamer

alastor deer petre stimboard

petre bunny june egbert stimboard

paci gifs 5

CG! alastor stimboard

CG! adam and little Lute stimboard

beach dj stimboard

y2k with windows 98 stimboard

sibby puppy and duckling playdate stimboard

purple and blue fortnite stimboard

annabeth chase stimboard

cutie mark crusaders stimboard

rosie hazbin hotel stimboard

Sebastian stardew valley stimboard

agere error sans stimboard

agere gnarpy stimboard

warrior cats stimboard

draculara stimboard

george from aurthor stimboard

rose lalonde monster regressor stimboard

angeldust paci gif

therian/petre stimboard

ruffrock stimboard

stephanie brown stimboard

chinese new year hello kitty stimboard

sanrio milk agere stimboard

purple cinnamaroll stimboard

rainbow dash and daring do stimboard

ticci toby stimboard

non-binary niko bellic GTA4 stimboard

agere bingo heeler stimboard

CG! vaggie and tiny charlie stimboard

CG! husk and baby angeldust stimboard

scootaloo stimboard

horrus zahhak foal regressor stimboard

agere nepeta stimboard

mole stimboard

agere roxy lalonde stimboard

[hskinhome]

An aesthetic/moodboard for a Jake Egbert using primary colors

[sw33t-oubliette]

extra context i kin [in order of how like important they are 2 me] dirk strider , eridan ampora , tavros nitram , jake english , mituna captor , kankri vantas . Ifthat influences ypu in any way

[beethefallen]

ill never get over that argument i had with someone in a homestuck server where i was talking about my homestuck headcanons, and john egbert, one of my biggest kins, i headcanon as autistic

and some fucker goes “he’s not autistic, he’s just dumb” and the entire channel proceeded to shit on john as a character and it made my blood boil

not to mention the person was like “im autistic so i know he’s not autistic he’s just so stupid and i hate him he’s the worst character ever” like WHAT !!! do you mean !!!!

first of all he’s not dumb nor is he stupid that kid is smart as fuck !!! he’s just oblivious to things it’s similar to jake like they’re both highly intelligent they just aren’t exactly understanding of social cues or are oblivious to certain things they’re both so me i’ll protect them with my life

[computerpeople]

Characters that are my go to kins/charas ppl associate w me (i think)

mituna captor

jake english

josh washington

shelby hawkins

the psiionic

richie tozier

michael afton

vanessa a

blake langermann

miles upshur

kevin wtnv

jude harley

eloise turner

levi

ticci toby

evan myers

aradia megido

junkrat

jevil

john ward

pinkie pie

derpy hooves

roger rabbit

The rest of them ever

grace le domas

denji

kobeni

reagan ridley

bonnie fnaf

jeff the killer

wesley children of the mirror

rainbow dash

trixie lunamoon

crona

herbert west

vanita stretch

alantutorial

daisy brown

bubba sawyer

norman bates

jataro kemuri

ouma kokichi

rigby

miles fairchild

popee the preformer

gir

camus comprix

zane from the uglies

oswald the rabbit

kirby

marx from kirby

fozzer veyles

meulin leijon

john egbert

michelangelo

kris dreemurr

hypnos

rani the fairy

emily merrimack

jay merrick

alois trancy

joker from black butler boc

daria morgendorffer

padparadscha houseki

bright eyes mlp

skully

madotsuki

vice fleshchild

chara

max sam and max

michael myers in the rob zombie version specifically

jedediah sawyer in the leatherface 2017 version specifically

mickey mouse (various versions)

spinel steven universe

peridot steven universe

achilles hello halo head

secret kin of someones oc who is not ok with ppl openly kinning their charas (his names felix)

world from fosters home of imaginary friends

finn mertens

fern the human

sollux captor

okay..................... i think thats it.