#jake egbert kin

[jayesprite]

i adore your jake egbert… could you draw him again, but in a seer of hope outfit instead, and with no facial hair?

[hskinhome]

hey, i’m karl crocker. i’m looking for really anyone from my timeline. my memories are currently as follows:

alex and i were best friends. i had a crush on him, but didn’t say anything about it.

i was REALLY obsessed with being “normal”. like, i needed the white picket fences and to seem like your average joe, even though i really wasn’t. once we met, i envied jake for actually getting to be just some guy.

the trolls actually had access to both the beta and alpha kids, but it was split on who had access to who. callie, jaynes, deeruk, dayveh, johnny, and roseta had access to the alpha session, and tavros, gamzee, kanaya, equius, aradia, and feferi had access to the beta session.

i became close to johnny, because i thought he was a human, a human who survived somehow. of course when we met in the new session, i freaked out on him. it was enough to make him think i was pitch flirting with him, and i think kanaya had to step in to keep me from actually attacking him.

the batterwitch, roseta’s ancestor, still existed, but i’m fairly certain she was a condesce-swapped mindfang? when i found out, it made me freak out even more. alex chose the worst time to tell me, when i was already freaking out about johnny being an alien.

gamzee ended up raising eridanus and nepetala. eridanus had a grudge against him for a while, but ended up understanding that gamzee didn’t really have much of a choice but to leave them, for timeline reasons.

my swaps were these

jake egbert

teri (terezi) lalonde (rose-ways)

cali (caliborn) strider (dave-ways)

vris (vriska) harley

karl (karkat) crocker

alex (sollux) lalonde (roxy-ways)

roxy strider (dirk-ways)

jade english

callie (calliope) megido

jaynes (jane) nitram

tavros captor

gamzee vantas

kanaya leijon

equius maryam

deeruk (dirk) pyrope

aradia serket

dayveh (dave) zahhak

johnny (john) makara

feferi ampora

roseta (rose) peixes

eridanus (caliborn-ways)

nepetala (calliope-ways)

if this sounds familiar or for more information, please contact me! 

[f7ang073]

[helldreamz]

oh hell yeah

[stantongus]

Kinlist drop since I have no idea what to post and I feel like people here should get to know me better so😭😭 Feel free to make goofy assumptions

[jade-tried]

OHHH 33?

ASK GAME Q.33 — MEMORY OF HOME

i lived with my sister and dad. bec was our dog.

(middle image here)

[celticcatgirl2]

“…and yes yes I did kin John Egbert form Homestuck growing up….tho I did also dabble in Jake English cosplay when I was feeling edgy….”

“Wait…JAKE ENGLISH Is EDGY to you?”

“He uses guns!”

“Oh my God cousin Kal you are the LAMEST person Krypton ever produced….”

[davekat-sucks]

This is in response to the anon that posted this-- dad egbert and mom lalonde having something between them makes all the beta kids related. anon is kinda sorta right but ultimately, the incest in homestuck is just kinda something you gotta role with and the fandom shouldn't care so much about. I want to say my take on the family tree of homestuck. John and Jade are siblings. Jake and Jane are their parents. John's dad is his half brother since Nanna is John and Dad's mother. Jane's dad was Alpha John's son. That's why Jane's dad hugged John at the very end of Homestuck. Dave and Rose are siblings. Dirk and Roxy are their parents. John's grandmother, nanna was raised by the Empress. The Empress descendent is Feferi. John and Jade are related to Feferi through something a kin to adoption but it's nothing to really be that concerned about. ((This is more easily understandable with a visual chart.)) Incest is a bit of a theme throughout homestuck but since everything about the trolls is so alien, it's easy to ignore. It's also hard to know if Mituna is Sollux's ectobiological dad or if it's the other way around. Either way, Karkat made all of the trolls that played the game in a lab. The empress had noncon sex with beta Mituna who was her slave she kept with her for thosands of years. Both their direct decedents ended up dating. Feferi and Sollux is somewhat an incest couple. That's an example of why you really shouldn't care. The moment you think too hard about how much incest is in homestuck, you go down a rabbit hole.

If only the fandom can be okay with incest since people still bitch at others for liking Dersecest. But then again, if people ship DirkRoxy by making Roxy trans, incest is suddenly fine? Or just another case of pick and choose which incest is okay and not okay. Like people saying KatNep is bad cause it is incest incest (cause Signless and Disciple are lovers, making them their kids) despite trolls are fine with it. Like troll incest is fine when people ship Vrisrezi, but human ones like JohnJade is suddenly bad?

[healingpuppys]

Stimboards pt. 3

Alhaitham genshin stimboard

OC stimboard

CG! rose and little kanaya stimboard

pink puppy stimboard

agere popeye stimboard

cyalm stimboard

paci gifs pt. 7

purple fox stimboard

pokemon card stimboard

agere sakiko togawa stimboard

pitbull stimboard

yuri stimboard

natsuki stimboard

black and red toy poodle stimboard

monika stimboard

sayori stimboard

jumping spider and tarantula stimboard

purple and blue jellyfish stimboard

agere isaac clarke stimboard

Kao Ushi stimboard

grease the movie stimboard

harpy eagle stimboard

angel kin stimboard

bumblebee stimboard

Labrador stimboard

agere johnny truant stimboard

pink tropical stimboard

pink and white ragdoll cat stimboard

catnap stimboard

gummigoo tadc stimboard

just natsuki stimboard

harley quinn great dane stimboard

agere dirk and jake stimboard

black german shep petre stimboard

be kind be gentle stimboard

queerplatonic soul and maka stimboard

agere lunar from the sun and moon show stimboard

surge the tunrec stimboard

princess cookie stimboard

stary tail stimboard

bive regretevetor stimboard

agere oc sen stimboard

CG! woody and little leafy stimboard

paci gifs 6

pinkie pie and fluttershy stimboard

lalaloopsy stimboard

CG! blocky and little woody stimboard

self indulgent birthday pup stimboard

edgar electric dreams stimboard

cometcare stimboard

brave stimboard

pastel rocambole stimboard

fox stimboard with autumn and mushrooms stimboard

medusa stimboard

apollo themed stimboard

agere meowrails stimboard

ponyo stimboard

taz poemme stimboard

agere sestro stimboard

CG! jane crocker stimboard

Fleur de lis mlp stimboard

petre columbus zombieland stimboard

pup regressor jade harley with prospit dreamer

alastor deer petre stimboard

petre bunny june egbert stimboard

paci gifs 5

CG! alastor stimboard

CG! adam and little Lute stimboard

beach dj stimboard

y2k with windows 98 stimboard

sibby puppy and duckling playdate stimboard

purple and blue fortnite stimboard

annabeth chase stimboard

cutie mark crusaders stimboard

rosie hazbin hotel stimboard

Sebastian stardew valley stimboard

agere error sans stimboard

agere gnarpy stimboard

warrior cats stimboard

draculara stimboard

george from aurthor stimboard

rose lalonde monster regressor stimboard

angeldust paci gif

therian/petre stimboard

ruffrock stimboard

stephanie brown stimboard

chinese new year hello kitty stimboard

sanrio milk agere stimboard

purple cinnamaroll stimboard

rainbow dash and daring do stimboard

ticci toby stimboard

non-binary niko bellic GTA4 stimboard

agere bingo heeler stimboard

CG! vaggie and tiny charlie stimboard

CG! husk and baby angeldust stimboard

scootaloo stimboard

horrus zahhak foal regressor stimboard

agere nepeta stimboard

mole stimboard

agere roxy lalonde stimboard

[sw33t-oubliette]

extra context i kin [in order of how like important they are 2 me] dirk strider , eridan ampora , tavros nitram , jake english , mituna captor , kankri vantas . Ifthat influences ypu in any way

[beethefallen]

ill never get over that argument i had with someone in a homestuck server where i was talking about my homestuck headcanons, and john egbert, one of my biggest kins, i headcanon as autistic

and some fucker goes “he’s not autistic, he’s just dumb” and the entire channel proceeded to shit on john as a character and it made my blood boil

not to mention the person was like “im autistic so i know he’s not autistic he’s just so stupid and i hate him he’s the worst character ever” like WHAT !!! do you mean !!!!

first of all he’s not dumb nor is he stupid that kid is smart as fuck !!! he’s just oblivious to things it’s similar to jake like they’re both highly intelligent they just aren’t exactly understanding of social cues or are oblivious to certain things they’re both so me i’ll protect them with my life

[hskinhome]

An aesthetic/moodboard for a Jake Egbert using primary colors

[computerpeople]

Characters that are my go to kins/charas ppl associate w me (i think)

mituna captor

jake english

josh washington

shelby hawkins

the psiionic

richie tozier

michael afton

vanessa a

blake langermann

miles upshur

kevin wtnv

jude harley

eloise turner

levi

ticci toby

evan myers

aradia megido

junkrat

jevil

john ward

pinkie pie

derpy hooves

roger rabbit

The rest of them ever

grace le domas

denji

kobeni

reagan ridley

bonnie fnaf

jeff the killer

wesley children of the mirror

rainbow dash

trixie lunamoon

crona

herbert west

vanita stretch

alantutorial

daisy brown

bubba sawyer

norman bates

jataro kemuri

ouma kokichi

rigby

miles fairchild

popee the preformer

gir

camus comprix

zane from the uglies

oswald the rabbit

kirby

marx from kirby

fozzer veyles

meulin leijon

john egbert

michelangelo

kris dreemurr

hypnos

rani the fairy

emily merrimack

jay merrick

alois trancy

joker from black butler boc

daria morgendorffer

padparadscha houseki

bright eyes mlp

skully

madotsuki

vice fleshchild

chara

max sam and max

michael myers in the rob zombie version specifically

jedediah sawyer in the leatherface 2017 version specifically

mickey mouse (various versions)

spinel steven universe

peridot steven universe

achilles hello halo head

secret kin of someones oc who is not ok with ppl openly kinning their charas (his names felix)

world from fosters home of imaginary friends

finn mertens

fern the human

sollux captor

okay..................... i think thats it.

[zllyhoo]

QUESTERPEST ==> ZLLYHOO

Hello, my name is John! I’m 23 years old, and a trans man. I use he/him, they/them, or bun/bunny pronouns. Unsurprisingly, I am kin with John Egbert - he is not my only Homestuck kin, but he is the main one that will be featured here. This is a sideblog, and my main is @arborescreens!

my text post tag is 'john rambles'! my art tag is 'johndraws'! i tag all characters with the "fullest" approximation of their names that i can!

Scorpio Sun / Cancer Moon - Heir of Heart - Prospit Dreamer

Characters I haven't drawn yet, but i'm GOING TO:

Any of the Sprites (to avoid spoilers for friend :3)

Jake

Roxy

Sollux

Tavros

Kanaya

Equius

Eridan

Feferi

The Exiles

The Midnight Crew

The Felt

Damara

Rufioh

Mituna

Meulin

Porrim

Latula

Aranea

Horuss

Kurloz

Cronus

Meenah

A disclaimer about Egbert:

I only say this outright to explain one stance I’ll be taking here. I will not be creating or really interacting with June Egbert content. I believe that those that follow this headcanon- canon(?)- are perfectly valid, but it makes me personally dysphoric. I'm trying my best to 'get over' this ASAP, so I can create content that makes me comfortable regarding it.

I do not want to come off as someone who does not support trans women. I just do not adhere to specifically the June canon. 

I have been kin with John for longer of my life than I haven’t at this point, and I have always, always envisioned John as being either DMAB GNC, or DFAB Transmasc. I will be primarily using he/they pronouns for John, and likely never she/her. I relate a lot of my own experiences with his, and I hope that you’ll understand this.

I have various other gender headcanons as well, but they're very fluid? As with my own gender journey, no one knows what they are today, or what they’ll be tomorrow. :/

[fictionkinfessions]

ok wait funny jane crocker timeline fact: i was getting kin memories of june egbert before i'd even heard about the headcanon (i entered the fandom late...) so it was really confusing for a bit. because i'd have this butch girl hanging out with me and jade and jake and she looked a LOT like my ecto-relative (we called ourselves siblings, i think) but i was like. Who Are You cause i didnt get it at the time

then i found out about june and i was like ok everything makes much more sense now okey :)

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