#Neorails

[davekat-sucks]

This is in response to the anon that posted this-- dad egbert and mom lalonde having something between them makes all the beta kids related. anon is kinda sorta right but ultimately, the incest in homestuck is just kinda something you gotta role with and the fandom shouldn't care so much about. I want to say my take on the family tree of homestuck. John and Jade are siblings. Jake and Jane are their parents. John's dad is his half brother since Nanna is John and Dad's mother. Jane's dad was Alpha John's son. That's why Jane's dad hugged John at the very end of Homestuck. Dave and Rose are siblings. Dirk and Roxy are their parents. John's grandmother, nanna was raised by the Empress. The Empress descendent is Feferi. John and Jade are related to Feferi through something a kin to adoption but it's nothing to really be that concerned about. ((This is more easily understandable with a visual chart.)) Incest is a bit of a theme throughout homestuck but since everything about the trolls is so alien, it's easy to ignore. It's also hard to know if Mituna is Sollux's ectobiological dad or if it's the other way around. Either way, Karkat made all of the trolls that played the game in a lab. The empress had noncon sex with beta Mituna who was her slave she kept with her for thosands of years. Both their direct decedents ended up dating. Feferi and Sollux is somewhat an incest couple. That's an example of why you really shouldn't care. The moment you think too hard about how much incest is in homestuck, you go down a rabbit hole.

If only the fandom can be okay with incest since people still bitch at others for liking Dersecest. But then again, if people ship DirkRoxy by making Roxy trans, incest is suddenly fine? Or just another case of pick and choose which incest is okay and not okay. Like people saying KatNep is bad cause it is incest incest (cause Signless and Disciple are lovers, making them their kids) despite trolls are fine with it. Like troll incest is fine when people ship Vrisrezi, but human ones like JohnJade is suddenly bad?

[xalicemadnessx]

ur love! ur love! ur love! is my drug >:3

[xinnamonbun]

@infinite-ticking-clock37 & @neorails

.... I. Am. SO. SORRY.

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But I had to-

Meanwhile: (popcorn noises)

Reference image:

I hope you like your gift :) and tell the baby I said hi!

[voydhund]

um. big TINAWDC spoilers.

LOTS of shit im gonna piss. this was made /w a ton of help from @neorails, and a friend!

Last warning, all spoilers!

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1: PASSWORDS

"AD ASTRA PER ASPRA" - Two images of pages written by Ford, with stickers and doodles on it from Mabel.

"AXOLOTL" - "YOU ASK ALOTL QUESTIONS"

"BABYBILL" - An image of, [you guessed it,] baby Bill in an ultrasound, with text that reads "CONGRATS, GUESS WHATS GROWING INSIDE YOU RIGHT NOW! SEE YOU IN 9 MONTHS PAPA!" [I giggled at this one way too hard]

"BILL" - opens Triangle - Wikipedia

"BLINDEYE" - An image of an eye test, with a code that reads

"BOYFRIEND" - An image of a book called "The Love Triangle" with audio of a woman reading it.

"CIA" - "YOUR WEBCAM IS ON. WE ARE WATCHING"

"CIPHERTOLOGY" - "CURIOUS?"

"CRYPTOGRAM CODEX" - Downloads a file with Bill's fonts.

"CONSPIRACY" - A video of someone talking about the site while it was on the page with Soos, stressing out trying to figure out the meaning. Me too.

"DEERTEETH" - "FOR YOU, KID"

"DOGE" - "LIFE PRIVILEDGES REVOKED. NOW RELEASING POISON GAS."

"DORITO" - Screamer jumpscare [i jumped]

"DUCKTECTIVE" - "DUCKTECTIVE STARS IN ''LOVE, QUACKTUALLY'' COMING TO: ''OI, ITS THE COCKNEY CHANNEL, INNIT?'' THIS FALL"

"EVENHISLIESARELIES" - An image of Ford's chess piece. Under it, Bill is talking with someone about Ford in the theraprism.

"FORDTRAMARINE" - An image of a file by Ford, talking about colours that cannot be perceived without 'Continued contact with extradimensional phenomena.'

"GIDEON" - opens either sweat resistant bolo ties on google, or audio of him 'singing' a song, before whispering 'I love you forever Mabel.' [I hate this place.] May also lead to "sweat resistant bolo ties." [I never got this, but Neo said it did]

"HECTORING" - A record of a song about Bill, and someone who fell for his tricks. Mentions to 'Leave him behind,' and the fucking "im a little different" shirt.

"HOTXOLOTL" - An image of Dimensional Authority Most Wanted, talking about Bill and the henchmaniacs. Red pen X's out Bill, writing "DEAD?" above him, circles the last seen and writes "WHERE DID THEY GO??"

"JUSTFITIN" - A video of a father and son playing a game called 'Perfection.'

"KINGSOFNEWJERSEY" - Downloads a file with Stan and Ford's secret code.

"LIES" - a REALLY long popup by Bill. At the bottom it reads "LIE UNTIL WHAT YOU WANT TO BE TRUE BECOMES TRUE. LIE UNTIL YOU CANT REMEMBER WHATS A LIE AND WHAT ISNT." and then in large, glitchy text, "LIE UNTIL YOU ARENT LIVING ANYMORE."

"LLIB" - Opens Jazzy Triangle Meets A Square Square (1969)

"LLIBREHPIC" - Opens Jazzy Triangle Meets A Square Square (1969)

"LOVE" - An image of a book called "The Love Triangle" with audio of a woman reading it.

"MABEL" - Stickers decorate your lab with a nice 'POP!' sound. after a few times of using it, text reads "LAB NOW FULLY MABELIZED."

"MCGUCKET" - Opens Cotton Eye Joe [🙂<3]

"MORALITY" - An image of a paper with 9 drawings of animals fighting or eating another animal. Text reads "CAN YOU FIND MORALITY IN THE NATURAL WORLD?"

"NAITSUAF" - An image of an article about selling your soul [For FUN and PROFIT!] written by Bill.

"NOTHING" - "SOMETHING"

"PAPERJAM" - An image of Tyrone, text reading "Here, he's your problem now! Just keep this guy from liquids!" under it.

"PINATA" - A video of someone whacking a Bill pinata while it protests

"PINES" - "A GOOD FAMILY TREE"

"ROMANCE" - An image of a book called "The Love Triangle" with audio of a woman reading it.

"SCIENTOLOGY" - "SUPPRESSIVE PERSON DETECTED"

"SHAVEYOURGRANDMA" - An image of a chapter of a book talking about the human life cycle, written by Bill. [The children yearn for the mines.]

"SIXER" - An image of a case report on Ford talking about his extra finger. There appears to be a word written under "Placebo" in small text. Also notably reads "If i could kidnap him and bring him to our secret cloning lab" obscured by a black marking.

"SOMETHING" - "NOTHING"

"SORRY" - An image of McGucket and Ford in collage(?). Ford is covered in sticky notes. [☹️]

"SOOS" - An image of a really long note from Soos, talking about Bill and his experiences as The New Mr. Mystery. Lots of cute doodles.

"SPOOKEMUPS" - An image of a book titled 'SPOOKEMUPS: The Book Of Bill" written by B. Cipher, with audio of a man reading it. It's about a boy getting scared by things and assuming it's Bill.

"STAN" - opens one of seven ebay pages that lead to Brass Knuckles, Colonel Sanders Tie, Shriner Fez, Male Girdle, 8-Ball Cane, Dogs Playing Poker, Gold Chains For Old Men. After going through all of them, the WHEEL! OF! SHAME! made by Bill appears, exposing some random secrets and shames. The last option reads "HOW HE BEAT ME," and when pressed, a note reads "He didn't! IM STILL HERE, SUCKER!"

"TOURISTTRAP" - An image of a page of a pamphlet, talking about 'The Caves Of Mystery.'

"TYRONE" - An image of Tyrone, text reading "Here, he's your problem now! Just keep this guy from liquids!" under it.

"VALLIS CINERIS" - A video of Baby Bill with his parents, only silhouettes of static. a text to speech says "Why did you do it?" three times.

"WADDLES" - Opens Pig Placement Network

"WEIRD" - A video of Alex(?) trapped in the screen, shouting at Bill to let him out.

"WEIRDMAGEDDON" - An image of a newspaper titled 'THE GRAVITY FALLS GOSSIPER,' with articles about how absolutely nothing happened. Never mind all that!

"WENDY" - An image of a note from Wendy that reads "Whatuppp cursed book! I've got a totally legit way to ward off evil triangles, and I wrote it in the bottom right corner of the book. It's totally worth it, I promise! Stay cool dork!"

"WHOAREYOU" - "I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION"

"XYLER" -

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2: CLICKABLES

The golden tooth of the skull:

The Book Of Bill:

The Bill on the dagger in the book:

The 'McGUCKET LABS' on the top of the computer:

The eye in the bottle:

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3: CODES

this segment is a little iffy,

On page two of The Book Of Bill clickable

Solved: uh. maybe. check my blog?

During lightning strikes:

Solved: Vallis Cineris. It's a password!

The colours on the blindeye eye test probably arent codes, because they read "euclmriannrepttgccvisignnsuwepvisidnn." you can try though. ARE a code! they read "EUCLIDEAN DEPT OF VISION SUPERVISION" !

The blindeye eye test itself is apparently a ceaser cipher, but i havent found an answer to it yet.

working on adding to this, theres a LOT.

[infinite-ticking-clock37]

HEY FELLAS! So I was a bit busy today BUT today is my one year anniversary of posting on Tumblr, and I got around to redrawing the first thing I posted =]

Still a firm believer that he can't swim

Some other things AND the Og art under the cut

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Now am I making a big deal outta this? Maybe I dunno BUT IT FEELS LIKE A BIG DEAL TO ME

Anyways cringe mushy stuff warning

Anywayss I jus wanna say, when I first got Tumblr and started posting, I had NO idea I'd be this happy and meet so many cool people on here =]

I am by no means famous on here, or anything really, but I love and appreciate all my followers and mutuals I've made on here =]

ANDD I also love and appreciate my friends I made on here, that being @spiritmander13 and @mxmc13 , and especially my amazing girlfriend @neorails , love you all <3333

Ok mushy stuff over here's the Og art from a year ago =]

My style changed jus a little.. just a little..

Still can't do backgrounds for shit tho

[infinite-ticking-clock37]

@spiritmander13 @mxmc13 @neorails @xinnamonbun

[ble-ed-mo-re]

theyre on a video call and dirk keeps flirting

rory doesnt know how to handle it 🥺

THIS IS TRANSMASC ROXY, HES PRE TRANSITION HERE AND DOESNT PASS. DONT BE FUCKING DUMB THANKS <3

BASE CREDIT:

laptop base

sitting/pillow base

[ikuret]

According to all the snow in my yard it must still be winter

[voydtalksaboutshit]

ouu ty for tag :3

this is so real 😔

@neorails @s1llycleric @peanutbutterbaby72 guyz look :3

ASK GAME!!

Do THIS QUIZ and say your result

Thats what I got!!! @wanderingwierdo @the-cherryblossom-system @blooper-malte @a-secret-rpblog @gobodegoblin @beeflingo @ibuildblasters

[davekat-sucks]

i think people make roxy a guy just to ship her with dirk, they're the kind of shippers that think that het ships are boring or bland. het ships are fine! why is M/F such an evil thing to these fangirls!?

Most don't want to admit they self insert or project onto Roxy so that they can be with Dirk. It is seen as pathetic, desperate, and lonely for girls who can't get a boyfriend or husband as they get older. All the while, some self insert as ones of the opposite gender. Like making Karkat act all feminine so that way, they can project onto him and be with Dave while shipping Davekat. Many fangirls do it years back when making OC is hard without said OC being accused of being a Mary Sue at some point. I also hate shit like comp het being thrown around when a male/female pairing happens in media for story telling. They make it sound like it was obligatory or they were forced to do it, not even showing proof or evidence of it being the case.

[xalicemadnessx]

these two have captchalogued my heart

[redsky-rp]

hi! will there be a ratio and/or character limit? sorry if this was asked already!!! you guys make me want to get into spn more uGH

There is definitely character limit, but if you can post once a day (tech post, game post, whatever) + reply to one actual rp post a week, with EACH character, we'll let you have as many as you want. So long as the activity standards are met.

[irmath]

*happy tears*

TT: Could you just tell her, 

TT: I love her? 

I will go back home and there will be TONS arts of DirkRoxy. Ah, isn't it heaven?..

[davekat-sucks]

[davekat-sucks]

[davekat-sucks]

the fact that the new writers loved y12000 so much that they are now making dirkroxy mpreg jokes like roxy voiding hishertheir womb to abort the baby which makes dirk so mad he goes prolife killed me. i need to get it off my chest

dirk said he loved roxy, and i took that in the platonic sense. but if physical attraction and the babies werent an issue and roxy was actually indeed the perfect husbandwifepartner for dirk

did he meant it romantically? then why did he reject her? is it really just because roxy identified as a girl? isnt this misogynistic? or is dirk bi but with a preference for men? is that why he didnt like being called gay? im so fucking confused

ive always kind of suspected because there were some girls in horse bdsm gear showing up on his tv and he seemed way too into accentuating boobs in his ironic shitposts