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John, do you often play pranks on people? What are your favorite pranks?
john: i'm putting you in the fridge :/ dirk: God damn it Egbert.
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Dirk, has anyone ever stolen your head?
dirk: I have contingency plans for this. dirk: Fae are tricky though. Fast learners too. dirk: Well- Janes a fast learner. dirk: Johns just one determined mother fucker.
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John: H-How many people HAVE you trapped in the fae world?
john: i think... john: i'm gonna have to talk to my lawyer before i answer that!
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So common perception of witches coven are that they are formed to cast magic greater than they could cast individually, have our favorite witches done any cool magic together?
rose: I think it should also be mentioned that both Jade and Roxy find that the line between 'magic' and Science to be- very thin. roxy: i meeean roxy: wat is magic roxy: if not advance sciences humans dont kno about yet ? jade: exactly!!!!
#ask blog#homestuck#homestuck au#jade harley#roxy lalonde#rose lalonde#mythical creatures#cryptid stuck#ask
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Mod, real quick, I need to understand, WTF YOU MEAN “drawn quick and sketchy” THIS SHIT IS GORGEOUS
clearly i am not drawing these fast enough- that's what being a perfectionist gets you I suppose. thank you dear <3 It means a lot to here people like my art <3
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Vriska, what if you were a mermaid?
lets see anyways
vriska: HEY!!!!!!!! WHO SAID Y8U COULD DO TH8T!!!!!!!!
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Siren / Leviathan
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Jade, may I Boop the snoot.
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John: What are your favourite types of pranks?
john: come to think of it... john: i think words gotten around that i like movie gifts the most? john: cus i'm not sure humans USUALLY have movies on them...
#homestuck#homestuck au#john egbert#ask blog#mythical creatures#cryptid stuck#how to show u that hes a little fucked up actually#unless hes messing with you-#who knows!
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#homestuck#homestuck au#dirk strider#ask blog#mythical creatures#cryptid stuck#drip marketing#note: he never does this#hes doing it ironically
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SHOW ME THE HORSE MAN
dirk: Time to drop the drip marketing. equius: D -> The what.
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John, how old are you? Do pucas even age like humans?
jane: we have absolutely zero concept of time! jane: hope this helps. john: I bet dirk knows- jane: yeah he probably does :/
#homestuck#homestuck au#jane crocker#john egbert#ask blog#mythical creatures#cryptid stuck#dirk mention lol#dave prolly also knows- but dirks near by
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Jade, all that hair must be a lot of upkeep. Do you take care of it yourself or do you have help?
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Jade, do you turn into a full wolf every full moon or do you just turn sorta feral?? What werewolf tropes apply to you basically
jade: Hope that helps explain it! jade: let me know if you need any clarification!
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