#sokks

[petricorah]

when your uncle realizes your feelings for your best friend before you do (from @bisexuallsokka) happy prince and the fool day! [ids in alt]

[bluemurray]

Hey collecting shells is still a task Lo'Ak, but are these really swimming lessons?

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<I just LOVE my boy Neteyam - he deserves the love. And I love the Aonunete cp and really wanted to draw them too bec their dynamic is just *chef's kiss* >

[vibee2001]

Not just katara but literally every character honestly

Hello,

I’m an avid follower of @comradekatara and other Katara-focused blogs. I found you through their posts and was wondering about your plans for Katara in the Book 4 Air Restoration Project.

Katara fans have opened my eyes to how everything that’s come after the OG show has failed Katara. From Legend of Korra making her a non-character with no agency who only heals, to the comics treating her as Aang’s emotional support human or only as the Avatar’s girlfriend.

I saw you mention that you have plans to do better by Katara for your project. Can you elaborate on that at all?

First off, I’m sorry it’s taking so long for me to get through my inbox. It’s been a crazy busy time with a lot of medical and financial hardship. But I promise I will get to them!

Hello! Nice to chat with you anon. I also am a huge fan of @comradekatara’s metas and posts, and they deserve way more appreciation! Just like Katara herself.

While I’m not supposed to spoil future plans for @book4air, I’m going to take a chance and reveal what I can. Let’s hope for the best! 😂

We DO have plans for Katara! She has an entire arc planned later where she starts to chafe against being seen as nothing but “The Avatar’s Girlfriend” despite her best efforts and all the work she puts in to help this new world.

She meets “The Immortal Peach”, a secret Order made up of elderly women from the show who weren’t allowed to join the Order of the White Lotus because it’s traditionally been a boy’s club. From them, Katara learns that in resisting the limitations put on her as a girl, she rejected and put down healing entirely, and that her rebellious dismissal—while understandable and even necessary given the situation at the time—may have caused her to miss out on another side of her that is also important if not crucial.

Katara wasn’t wrong to refuse to be a healer and become a warrior. She was right to stand up for her rights and she became an indispensable part of the war effort. But now it’s peacetime, and the world needs not only warriors to help keep this peace, they need healers to bring people together and mend old wounds. Both literally and metaphorically.

So Katara grows and learns she can embrace both parts of herself. She doesn’t have to choose one or be limited. She uses her skills of diplomacy and empathy to solve problems that violence cannot solve, but is always ready to kick butt if it comes to that as well.

This culminates with her standing before The White Lotus and challenging them to accept The Immortal Peach into their Order. And, well, I can’t say anymore without getting into a lot of spoilers.

Zuko is there to support her and their relationship gets fleshed out too. As someone who also had to question his destiny and identity, Zuko recognizes what Katara is going through, and he strives to make real amends to her for his mistakes rather than let them be brushed aside.

I wish I could go into more detail but I think that’s all I can get away with for now.

Katara deserved better!

Want to watch? Here’s episode 1 to get you started!

[sunnychuuya]

Mt outfits this week plus Saturday

First day

Fridayy

Yard sales cuz yes:3

[agent-tempest]

Thank god we have proper blue spirit mask and Sokka's humor. Also Katara called Aang, Aang

[just1sokk]

Spread I did for my OC! I’m very proud of that side profile lol

[sonnenscheinmano]

Az elmúlt két napban kétszer énekeltem ezt az éneket, ami, bátran kijelenthetjük, annyira jó, mint az összes többi adventi dal együttvéve. Mosolyogva szoktam énekelni, mert úgy érzem, hogy azért nem haltam meg 2022 január 17-én, hogy ezt még párszor elénekeljem. Legközelebb ma délután fogom, s igen, ez a reklám helye, Domonkos templom, Sopron, Széchenyi tér, 17.00

[ssreeder]

currently taking bets as to who's going to throw the first punch on the trip to ba sing se: sokka or jet

or more likely: how long will it take sokka to lose his shit. or what's left of it

even if jet does punch first it'll probably be sokka's mouth's fault as he's rather...emotional...jet baby i hope for your sake he doesn't find out who sent that messenger hawk to the earth kingdom general (rip 🪦🫡💔)

Now that there is no fire bender present, Jet is less provoked, so it’ll be interesting to see how he handles Sokka without Zuko around putting him on edge.

Sokka does have a mouth, and he hates Jet so I agree, if punches are thrown it’s because Sokka said something haha. (I also kind of think Sokka would punch first haha. He has already attacked Jet twice)

Either way Suki will be there to break them up. Fingers crossed they are on their best behavior around her??

[csillagszemumnek-itelve]

Sokk😳

..Szóval hogy, azt mondja a srác, ő még sosem bukott le, hogy ő a "harmadik fél" egy "kapcsolatban". 😳

.... 😳.... Hogy mi? 😳😲

Meg amúgy, miért, hány volt eddig? 😳

.. és van akinek ez a normális?? 😲 ..

Hát baz'meg egyedül fogok meghalni....😳😬 Hát így sose lesz senkim ...

A monogámia ma már nem divat? 😳 Csak megszokásból vagytok együtt azzal, akit a szerelmeteknek hívtok? A hűség elavult, már csak úgy lehet boldog az ember ha közben 1-2-3-stb szeretőt tart? Semmi mással nem lehet feldobni a szánalmas életeteket csak úgy ha megcsaljátok a párotok(feleség/férj/barát/barátnő)?

Arra izgultok fel ha közben megnyomoríthattok másokat? 😳

Esküszöm nem értem. 😳😩😞

Nagyon remélem, hogy van még olyan férfi szabadon, aki egy nő mellett akar megállapodni, családot alapítani és esze ágában sincs játszmázni! 🙏🏻

Baszki😳

[noiselessbuck]

LOVE IT

Wait has anyone done the Barbie and Ken mugshot meme with Katara and Aang yet? Because I know in my heart of hearts that that should exist but I do not have the skill to make this dream come true myself

[norazingrid]

on mugod i just sokke up what tihe fuck is suhe doing

SAVE HER

[yourhighness6]

I can't remember where I saw this but there was this post I saw a while ago about how if zutarians "really wanted to engage in media analysis they would ship zvkaang" and I just... Ugh.

For one, the age difference is gross to me, especially considering a lot of anti-kat@ang zutara arguments center around the fact that Aang was not mature enough to be in a relationship based on the way he treated Katara, and pointing out that Katara is considerably more emotionally mature than Aang throughout the series. Shipping Aang and Zuko, who remember are canonically twelve and sixteen throughout the series, may be okay for a lot of chronic anime fans (from my understanding anime has huge age gaps like that all the time) but a large age gap is basically the first thing that puts me off of a ship. It's the same thing with ships like tokk@ and zvtoph and sokk@ang. A two year age difference is fine for high schoolers, but four years is really, really pushing it, especially when you consider that Aang would be fourteen when Zuko is eighteen.

And if that weren't disqualifying enough, whereas zutara has a truly incredible amount of romantic coding from the music used in certain scenes to small gestures such as them reaching for each other in the final agni kai and Katara's thumb on Zuko's lips in the crystal caves scene to the "she's not my girlfriend!", a common romantic trope being used several times between them, zvkaang has no romantic coding. They honestly remind me of that "platonic tension" textpost that was making the rounds a while ago. That being said, I do understand that "chemistry" and "romantic coding" are fairly relative concepts, but it definitely isn't heteronormativity that makes people see zutara instead of zvkaang as romantic (and although I also ship zvkka to a lesser extent the same can kind of be said there).

Anyway, with a weird age difference and zero romantic coding, that, in my opinion, kind of derails the ship, but its also worth mentioning that the original post's only argument seemed to be that just because Zuko and Aang are narrative foils, it makes sense that they should be romantically involved, which frankly, isn't a very good argument, especially when you consider that Zuko and Azula are also narrative foils and siblings. Narrative foils come in many forms, and come to think of it, I don't think I ship narrative foils from any show I've ever watched. The parallels between zutara often specifically highlight how they might suit each other romantically, and fit with the show's themes of balance.

This is just my opinion, and certainly not meant as a callout for any zvkaang shippers, especially those who are zutara and zvkaang shippers, I just felt it necessary to debunk the idea that if zutarians actually cared about literary analysis, they would ship zvkaang. It's just another half-assed, poorly thought out way to delegitimize zutara shippers and pretend that the ship has no canon basis, while in reality, anyone with an objective eye for media analysis can see that zutara is by no means a ship to be ignored.

[the-badger-mole]

The Volunteer: Part 2

The first day of volunteering at Hama's Haven went as well as could be expected. Zuko spent his four hour shift painting the stair wells of the building. There were only three floors, but they'd only painted about two and a half landings. The men that Zuko worked with were happy with the progress, though. They were friendly enough, despite his clear inexperience. They gave Zuko the nickname Splotch because of how messy his painting skills were.

"Good thing we have drop cloth down," said the man named Due. He gave Zuko a good natured slap on the back and offered him a can of beer.

"Um...no thanks," Zuko declined politely. "I'm underaged. And it's kind of the reason I'm here in the first place." Due and the other men laughed heartily at him, and Zuko was given another round of back slaps to seal their newfound camaraderie. They would finish the paint job, they told him, the following day. Then the next week, when he returned, they would take on the second set of stairs in the middle of the building.

"See ya, Splotch!" they called after Zuko as he went to go find Azula and the others.

It was a bit later than he realized. Without a doubt, Azula and her friends would be at the front desk or the car already, and furious with him for making them stay in that building. Zuko hurried down the stairs and through the hall towards the front desk. It was only his quick reflexes that kept him from crashing into Katara and her brother as he rounded the last corner.

"Sorry," Zuko mumbled.

"Hey! I know you," Sokka said. "You're that jerk from my physics class! The one who ruined spring break by reminding Mr. Piando that he didn't give the assignment. You volunteer here now?"

"He's with the group the judge sent over," Katara told her brother.

"What?" Sokka laughed. "Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes? What did you do to get sentenced to community service? Let me guess, public mopery? Brooding with intent to skulk? Did you scowl at the wrong cop?"

"They're in for arson," Katara supplied, eyeing Zuko with disapproval.

"That's none of your business," Zuko growled at her.

"Get out!" Sokka gaped at him. "Arson? Seriously?"

"You are literally the only one who doesn't know that." Katara rolled her eyes at her brother. Sokk, still unfazed, just shook his head and let out a low whistle.

"Dude...when you rebel, you go hard, huh?"

"It wasn't like that!" Zuko insisted. "Look, I've got to go." He took off down the hall towards the front desk.

"Alright," Sokka called after him. "But you stay out of trouble. No more arson around!" Zuko could hear him laughing at his own joke.

Idiot, Zuko thought rolling his eyes to himself. He stopped at the front desk to make sure Hakoda got his hours logged.

"You sister and friends are waiting for you outside," he told Zuko. There was a tightness in Hakoda's face that made it clear that it would be a good idea for them not to linger. Zuko thanked Hakoda quietly and hurried out.

As he anticipated, Azula was in an even fouler mood than she was when they got there. She was standing outside of the car with Mai and Ty Lee ranting about her day. Mai, who had been assigned to work with her also looked unhappy, but she at least seethed silently.

"I should sue this place!" Azula was saying as Zuko approached. "I'm covered in whatever was rotting in those bins. My shirt is ruined, and that useless, smug knuckle dragger just laughed at me! My dad with tear this place to the ground. When he is done, there won't be anyplace for the rats infesting this place to hide!" Zuko was taken aback by is sister's vitriol.

"Let's get home," Zuko said, glancing around the parking lot. Fortunately, no one was in the immediate area to hear his sister's tirade. She looked at him and scowled.

"What took you so long?" she demanded. "We've been waiting for you to leave this disgusting place for ages!"

"It's only been a few minutes, Azula," Ty Lee interjected timidly. Azula rounded on her with a sneer.

"I'm sure you wouldn't mind staying, would you?" Azula spat at her friend. "Made a lot of good friends in the kitchen? Why don't you ask if there's a spare room. I'm sure they'd be happy to let you stay." Ty Lee shrank back, biting her lips against the tears that were about to fall. Azula just rolled her eyes and huffed in disgust. She turned and got into the car, taking the front seat this time.

"Zuko's going to be cramped in the backseat," Mai said.

"He can deal with it for twenty minutes," Azula snapped. "Shut up and get us out of here." Zuko slid into the backseat without a word. Azula moved the seat up a few inches so that Zuko at least had room to get in, but that was it. Azula continued ranting the entire drive, coming up with some particularly creative and vicious names for Hakoda, the staff and the residents of Hama's Haven. Her brother and friends just let her go. Mai interjected occasionally with some snide remarks of her own, but she didn't have the energy for all out rage like her friend. Zuko did his best to tune them both out, and he politely ignored Ty Lee's subtly wiping away stray tears next to him. Not for the first time, Zuko wondered why the sensitive, bubbly girl was friends with Azula and Mai of all people, but he'd stopped searching for an answer to that years ago.

True to her word, Azula went into her father's home office and demanded that he get her out of her community service sentence. Zuko could hear her while he fixed himself a snack in the kitchen. Interestingly, he noted, she didn't mention a thing about getting him or her friends out of the mandated service. Not that it bothered Zuko. He'd already decided he didn't mind the work.

Ozai did end up calling the judge to demand that something be done for his daughter. Zuko heard it the next day. He'd forgotten to shut the door to his office completely, so Zuko was able to hear Ozai alternately threatening and cajoling Judge Jeong-Jeong to release Azula from her punishment. He offered bribes. He swore to get Jeong-Jeong removed from his bench and disbarred from practicing law anywhere. He offered to donate a ridiculous sum of money to the shelter, if Hakoda was removed from his position. Jeong-Jeong said little through the near hour-long call until the very end.

"Mr. Kaji," he began ponderously. "Firstly, I feel the need to remind you that bribing a judge is a federal offence, and this call is being recorded. Secondly, my ruling stands. It is only the generous intercession of your brother that kept your children and their friends from spending the next 8 to 13 months in a juvenile detention center. I feel I have been more than fair with my judgement, but if Azula would rather serve out her sentence in juvenile detention, I would be happy to arrange that."

Ozai swore and started to speak, but Jeong-Jeong cut him off.

"As for having Hakoda terminated," he continued. "He has been serving at that shelter since it opened, and he has never had a single complaint about how he runs it in all that time. I have no say in what happens there, but I sincerely doubt the board that oversees the operation of Hama's Haven would be willing to let him go on the say so of one disgruntled, mandated volunteer and her overly indulgent father. This is Azula's only option if she doesn't want to go to the juvenile detention center. If she refuses to honor her service hours, or if Hakoda dismisses her, that's exactly where she will end up. Am I clear, Mr. Kaji?"

"I'll find a way around this," Ozai promised.

"You are certainly welcome to try," Jeong-Jeong sounded amused. "I'm sure the additional scrutiny from the government won't affect you...much."

Ozai swore at the judge again, but again Jeong-Jeong cut him off.

"If there is nothing else, Mr. Kaji," he said. "I have better things to do than babysit your tantrum." The call ended abruptly, leaving Ozai to rage in his office to no one. Zuko took his book and crept towards the back stairs. It was better if he wasn't in his father's line of sight while he was in this mood.

He made it to his bedroom just as Ozai came out of his office and stormed up the main staircase. He shut his light out and stayed silent. Ozai, though, went straight to Azula's room. Zuko heard her door fly open and hit the door with a thud.

"What's your problem?" Azula snapped.

"You're going back to that pit and serving your hours," Ozai told her. "I don't want to hear another word out of you about it."

"But, Dad!" Azula protested.

"Not another word!" Ozai barked. Azula went silent. A moment later, Zuko heard the door slam shut and his father stomped down the stairs. Then he left the house, slamming the front door even harder than Azula's door. Zuko waited until he heard his father's car peeling out of the driveway to make his way carefully to Azula's room. He knocked at her door lightly, then poked his head in. Azula stood in the middle of the floor, absolutely seething with rage. Her dark glower got darker when she saw her brother.

"What do you want?" she hissed.

"Just checking to see if you're okay," Zuko said. He was. It was rare to see Ozai's anger aimed at Azula.

"Peachy," Azula snorted. "I just found out that Dad's connections are useless. Now I'm stuck either cleaning up after people i wouldn't let touch my rags or spending a year in jail."

"It's not that bad," Zuko said, shrugging. "Some of the people are pretty cool, once you get to know them." Azula shot her brother a disgusted look.

"I should've known you'd be fine there," she said. "What are you doing in my room, anyway? Get out!" She stormed across the room and slammed the door in Zuko's face. He just barely managed to keep his hand from being crushed. With one last scowl at Azula's door, Zuko decided he'd had enough of the house for a while. He took his car and drove off in the opposite direction of his father.

The next week of school was annoying. As Katara had implied, word of their sentencing had spread throughout the school. People stared and whispered as Zuko passed through the halls. Well, more than usual. It was annoying, but people were too intimidated by Zuko to say anything to his face, so he could ignore most of it. At lunch, Zuko headed towards his usual spot in the far corner of the cafeteria, but he was stopped half way by Sokka appearing at his side.

"Yo!" he greeted Zuko. "Come sit with us today. I'll introduce you to the rest of the Haven Crew."

"What?" Zuko's nose wrinkled in confusion. Sokka had already started walking, though. Zuko followed awkwardly to a table where Katara sat with three other people. Zuko recognized Suki, who was in the same martial arts club as him, but the other two- a boy with a tight fitting beanie and a girl Zuko was startled to realize was blind- he had no idea who they were. They looked like freshmen.

"Katara you know," Sokka said, pointing to his sister. "This is Toph and Aang. The babies of the group. And this beautiful, terrifying girl is Suki, my girlfriend of two years."

"We've met," Suki told Sokka. She smiled politely at Zuko. "Nice to see you again, Zuko."

"So," Toph drawled, leaning towards Zuko. "You're the guy who blew up a building."

"What?" Zuko sputtered. "I didn't blow anything up!"

"Whatever you say, Sparky," Toph grinned at him. "Hey! I'm not mad at you. There's a few building's I'd like to blow up. Starting with this one."

"Toph, don't say stuff like that!" Aang glanced around nervously, looking for a monitor or a lurking teacher.

"Nah, it was just arson," Sokka told his friends, grinning. "I didn't know he had it in him, though. Sit, down, Zuko. You can't eat standing up." Zuko eyed the open seat between Sokka and Aang hesitantly.

"Would you just sit down already?" Katara snapped irritably. "The seat isn't dirty." Zuko scowled at her, but sat down.

"Zuko and his accomplices are going to be working off their debt to society at the Haven," Sokka explained. "We'll be seeing a lot of him. Dad says they've got nine months of work to finish."

"Um...you all volunteer at the shelter?" Zuko asked.

"Yeah, we're all there at least a few times a month," Suki told him. "I do tutoring once a week."

"I help out in the garden." Aang grinned cheefully.

"Pottery and crap," Toph said.

"Crafts," Katara said. "You do pottery and crafts." Toph snorted at that.

"We made comb sheaths last month," she said. "I think crap is spot on."

"Toph," Katara let out a long suffering sigh and shook her head.

"So, Sparky," Toph turned back to Zuko with a smirk. "Why don't you tell us how you landed on the chain gang?"

"Toph!" Suki chided. "You can't just lead with that."

"Why not?" Toph demanded. "It's the most interesting thing to happen in this school all year!"

"Maybe he doesn't want to talk about it," Aang suggested, looking at Zuko nervously. Katara rolled her eyes, which bugged Zuko most of all for some reason.

"There isn't that much to tell," he said. "We got drunk at warehouse and my sister dropped a candle, or something into a box of tea leaves. The fire department put the fire out before there was a ton of damage." The finer details, Zuko decided, didn't matter.

"And that's why you always use a flashlight when you're drinking," Sokka said sagely.

"Or you could just not drink underage," Katara scoffed.

"Too easy." Sokka waved his sister off. And with that the topic moved onto something else. It was jarring. Zuko wasn't sure what he was expecting. An interrogation. Derision. Some sort of prank to humiliate him for daring to think they actually wanted him to sit with them. But the conversation turned to what they all had done over the weekend. Zuko had little to add there, and no one pressed. It was a pleasant lunch, all things considered. Sokka invited him to sit with them again the next day and the one after that. By the end of the week, Zuko joined them on his own, if a bit hesitantly. They welcomed him. Or rather, they didn't tell him to get lost. Zuko decided to count it as an open invitation.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

[fattuccini-afraido]

Katara: Do you have any idea where we are?

Sokks: Of course. We're in the Land of Hot Water!

Aang: ...So we're lost.

Katara: I thought you said this was a shortcut.

Sokka: It is! Look how fast we got lost!

[pajjorimre]

Sajnos a kollégám elég súlyosan nincs rendben fejben

A legkisebb akadálynál teljesen leblokkol, agresszív lesz, mindenkinek a kurva anyját, fel-alá szaladgálva próbál beszélni, de csak ilyen szűkölésre futja, levegőt se kap. Fogalma nincs hogy mit csináljon, a teljes, 100%-osan tiszta sokk és ezt naponta többször tudja hozni. Kicsit tartok tőle hogy itt fog a szájton agyvérzést kapni egyszer. Se hall, se lát, teljesen beszűkül a világa, hiába beszélsz hozzá, nem jut el a tudatáig. Ez ma eddig 2x sikerült és 11 óra van. Nem tudom melyik sztédzsen van, de nem lehet messze a teljes összeomlás sztem.

[drakvuf]

Házasodna a gazda VII/19: Hazudni bűn

Zsófia gazda a mai napot Tamással tölti.

Előtte Krisztián elmeséli neki, hogy olyan jól sikerült a tegnapi randija, hogy esélye sincs.

Egy paraszt étterembe hozta a gazdát, ahol bunkón beszélnek a vendégekkel. A nőt egyből le csöcsösözi a pincérnő, de ő nem bánja. Remekül szórakozik, mivel egy proli.

Tomi beveti a szép szemeit, ami megbabonázza a gazdát. A nő szerint már másképp néz rá és ezzel zavarba is hozza. Azt mondja a faszi, hogy azért néz így, mert nincs itt a konkurencia.

Ezután "zabálnak", ami után majd jókat "finganak" és "böfögnek" a pincér szerint. Szerencsére a prolik ezt szórakoztatónak találják és továbbra is nevetgélnek.

A gazda azt mondja a mai randi megkönnyíti a választást. Megjegyzi Tominak, hogy mennyivel lazább, mint eddig volt. A férfi újra elmondja, hogy ilyen, ha nincs itt a többi kan.

A többi kanról jut eszembe. Krisztián éppen Heart of Ironozna, de Hédi megzavarja. A férfi kihasználja az alkalmat egy kis szarkavarásra.

Azt mondja a cselédnek, hogy Tomi elárulta neki tegnap, hogy ő már hazamenne. Szerinte a férfinek ez csak egy jó buli. A titkosügynök ezután azonnal jelentést tesz a lányának.

Elmondja neki, hogy Krisztián cuki, lelkes és őszinte. Azt is elmeséli, hogy ez a cuki, lelkes, őszinte ember mit mondott Tomiról. A gazdát sokkolja a hír, de legjobb pókerarcát veszi fel a randi végére.

Rövidre akarja zárni a kirándulást, ezért azt mondja Tominak, hogy halszag van, amiről eszébe jutott a kedvenc videója a neten és azonnal meg kell néznie otthon...

Másnap megbeszélik a fiúkák a tegnapi randit. Tomi szerint jó volt, de Krisztián nem hiszi el. Megérkezik Zsófia és megkérdezi őket, hogy véges erőforrások mellett, hogy lehet végtelen gazdasági növekedés? Beugratós kérdés. Aztán betoppan Hédi is és a gazda felfedi, hogy ő igazából az anyja.

Nagyot kacagnak azon, ahogy átbaszta őket a nő. Krisztián kicsit befeszül, hogy nem mondott-e tegnap túl nagy faszságokat a gazda anyjának, de aztán bebeszéli magának, hogy nem volt semmi krézi. Eljött a választás ideje. Zsófia felkérdezi Tomit, hogy mi volt ez a hazamenős sztori, amit Krisztiánnak előadott?

Hát kurvára nem volt ilyen - mondja Tamás. Ezután szembesíti a gazda ezzel Krisztiánt is, aki eszméletlen hetyetyézésbe kezd. Azt állítja, hogy ő nem állította, hogy Tomi ezt mondta. Csak így érezte.

Ez hazugság és hazudni bűn, szóval Krisztián nem csak, hogy haza lesz zavarva emiatt, de a pokol tüzén fog égni.

Amúgy is Tomi nézett ki a befutónak, mert őt a gazda elég nyíltan dugná, de ezzel a lépéssel bebiztosította magának a vereséget Krisztián. A férfi elmondja a kamerának, hogy csalódott, amiért a hazugsága miatt kibaszták és egy nagy keserűség van a szívében. Mondjuk nincs nagyon mit sajnálnia, mert Zsófia nyaralását se fizette az RTL és csak Ausztriáig mennek a győztessel.

Drága hölgyeim, drakvuf pasizási tanácsadás következik. Ha le akartok kúrni egy csávót, ne Magyarországgal határos országba vigyétek. Főleg ne Ausztriába, mert ott németül beszélnek és az egy Istennek nem tetsző nyelv. Zsófia felhívja Anikót, hogy közölje vele, hogy döntött. Először azért megint kineveti, amiért évekkel ezelőtt Aurélióval járt.

Aztán elmondja, hogy Tomit viszi a labancokhoz, amin a műsorvezető nem lepődik meg, mert ő is őt dugta volna a felhozatalból.

Máté gazda nem elég, hogy SZLOVÁKIÁBA hozta álomrandira Millát, még az eső is esik.

A lány nem bírja ki, megint megkérdezi, hogy mi volt a többi versenytársával? A fiú bevallja, hogy még smároltak Marcellával, de nem árulja el az összes alkalmat. A kellemetlen perceket a pincérnő szakítja meg, aki Millára borítja a teljes tálcát.

Sorry - mondja a nő, de a fiatalok nem tudnak angolul. A sokk után nekiindulnak a Magas-Tátrának. A libegőn libegve Máté megkérdezi a lányt éhes-e? Milla azt mondja másra éhes.

Nekünk hozzáteszi, hogy bár egy hetet akart várni, tegnap csak lefeküdt a gazdával. Miután felértek a hegyre, Milla panaszkodni kezd a hidegre. Máté megjegyzi, hogy nem szereti, ha nyafog a barátnője.

A lány a kamerának bevallja, hogy bár a kilátás gyönyörű, de este jobb volt a csúcson lenni. Öt perc nézelődés után Milla megkéri a gazdát, hogy menjenek inkább wellnessezni. A fiú nem örül, de belemegy.

Csobbannak egyet a fiatalok. Pezsgőznek és smárolnak a medencében, ezzel a szlovák vízkészletekbe is bekerül a herpesz. Milla egy párkapcsolati játékot szeretne játszani, ahol kérdéseket tesznek fel egymásnak. Milla: mi tetszik bennem a legjobban? Minden. Máté: mi az ami idegesít bennem? Semmi. Bár annyit hozzátesz a lány, hogy angolul megtanulhatna. A 23 éves gazda viszont lerázza azzal, hogy ő nem szeretne már tanulni. Az rossz - mondja Milla.

Milla: mikor voltál a legboldogabb? Most. Máté: közös élet kettesben Amerikában vagy egy tanyán három gyerekkel? A fiú azt mondja, hogy ha Amerikát mondja szakít. Inkább egy tanyán akkor, egy nyaralóval Amerikában - válaszolja diplomatikusan a lány. Személyszerint én be nem tenném a lábam abba a szarkupacba, amit Egyesült Államoknak hívnak, de ha a másik opcióm a gazda lenne egy tanyán, akkor lehet feladnám az elveimet...

Másnap Máté videós bizonyítékot akar rögzíteni arról, hogy volt dugszi a nyaralás alatt, de a lány nem adja az arcát ehhez. A kamerának azt mondja nagyon jól érezte magát és azt hitte a lány idegesíteni fogja, de nem így lett. Maradnál még? - kérdezi Millát. Szlovákiában, hülye vagy? - válaszolja a lány. Józsi gazda is létezik még. Ma végre az utolsó hölgyet, Erikát is elviszi randizni. A férfi egyből lecsekkolja a nő melleit.

Erika egy hatalmas hűtőtáskát hoz, ami megmozgatja a gazda fantáziáját. Arról fantáziál, hogy egy ekkora bőröndben pörkölt, tészta vagy akár krumpli is lehet. Az úton Józsi megkérdezi, hogy van-e még kedve ismerkedni egyáltalán a hölgynek? Nyilván. A férfi szerint varázslatos az eddig együtt töltött idő. A nő szerint is. Melegséget érez a gazda mellett.

Romantikus programmal készült a férfi. Ládákat fognak javítani. Meglepő módon Erika jobban ért ehhez, mint a gazda. Józsi elismeri a szakértelmét és azt mondja szégyellhetné magát, amiért a nő profibb ebben, mint ő.

Ennek örömére felülnek a kis traktorra és eszeveszett smárolásba kezdenek.

Ezután következik Erika programja. Elzavarja a gazdát fürdőruháért, mert pancsolni fognak és ha jól viselkedik, akkor ottalvós buli lesz. Józsi rohan a gatyájáért és a kék pirulákért.

A helyet elnézve Erika nagy dugásra készül. El is mondja a kamerának, hogy alig várja, hogy turbékolhassanak a medencében.