#softie cher things

[cowgirlcherrie]

I often forget that I bake and love doing it from time to time…like who want’s Cher’s cuppiecakes and a cake with vanilla frosting and sprinkles on top ?? 🧁🎀

maybe even a red velvet cake if I feel like it ૮₍˶ •. • ⑅₎ა ♡

[coffeewithcocoa]

Hi💕

Can I request male reader x Alastor were they are enemies by day and lovers by night? If you can thank you💕

:0 THIS ONE! THIS ONE RIGHT HERE IS BEAUTIFUL!

Playing Pretend

Alastor x Male Reader

Warnings: Fluff//Romantic Relationship//Female DNI

Sorry if it’s not perfect or too short😅

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You and Alastor hated each other. No, Correction. You guys pretended to hate each other. It’s not for the reason you think but it’s just because he wants to keep his, ‘big, bad, scary, overlord’ self. He’s actually a big fat softy when and behind closed doors.

He’s been like this since you’ve joined the hotel, as bad as that may seem when it’s clearly not. Like said before, behind closed doors this man’s a big fat softy. Giving you, hugs, kisses, cuddles and much more. The only time you guys fought was in the morning. Why?

It’s so that he wouldn’t show weakness to the blind sinners eyes. Alastor thinks they’re clueless and don’t deserve to see an overlords soft side. Plus he still has Vox to worry about. Showing a soft side around him would cause everyone In pentagram city to see him as a damn joke. So when you guys got into an established relationship he made you swear to only show him love at night, in private, when everyone’s asleep.

It worked for you perfectly though since you weren’t the one for touching anyone who doesn’t have a good bond with you. That’s kind of why Alastor fell for you in the first place. The moment he laid a finger on you when you were knew you almost blew his head off, almost.

You’ve changed, sure, but you still would do that if you didn’t crave or want touch in that moment. A subtle noise made you snap from your thoughts. The jazz noises that filled the room now being mixed in with your boyfriend’s return from working that night.

Charlie has been making him up and down with more and more ideas for the hotel, hoping that it would get more patrons. “Good evening, Cher.” He showed his true voice towards you. It was tired and craving a break.

“Evening.” You replied. Knowing he wants a break but he wouldn’t get one till he allows himself for one. You went back to what you were doing before he arrived in your room, reading. Silence came between you as the room was still filled with the jazz you’d left on. Your voice breaking the short silence, “Charlie I’m assuming?”

“As much as I care for the doll she’s just a little too talkative Cher.” Alastor answered with a small hum. His lovely grin, that covers his face everyday, faded as he moved further into the room. Your head turned, placing the book down to stand up. “Is there anything you’d like me to do?” You asked going over to the radio that played the genre that your lover enjoyed when he was alive.

“Hm. Just your presence is fine.” The smile he had finally gained confidence again. Going back to its original bright self that everyone is familiar with. Alastor’s hand was focused on his dress coat. He may need it for when he was working or when it was morning but wearing such a thing around you felt weird. Yes he likes being neat and tiddy but he just wants a break.

Your foot steps being further away from him when he started and you being right in front of him when he finished made his gaze turn to you. A small smile placed into your face as you wrapped your arms around his neck. “I hate waking up.” Alastor knew the answer to that and he on the same boat as you. “I know Cher. We do it because it’s to protect an innocent, handsome, sinner such as yourself.”

He has a way with words. And you hated it. Thats the only thing you really hated value him though. Everything else was something someone wanted really bad but he happened to fill up the categories perfectly! “I understand but why in front of all the others?” It was pretty obvious as to why the others didn’t know about the relationship going on between you too, but wouldn’t they be the first to know?

“Ha! They would be the last ones to know about such a thing Cher.” The speed that he can change moods scares you quite a bit. Even with it being as simple as him being tired to him enjoying the presence he brought to the room.

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Sorry that it’s quite short. I’ve been tired and busy and nothing exactly came into mind once I got to this point, hope you like it though!<333

[lazzarella]

Wandee Goodday continues to be the frothy sweet rom-com I hoped it would be! Only two eps in, but I'm loving every minute. Anyway, I have more notes that are probably interesting to only me but I'm posting them anyway!

- The pixelated/censored parts crack me up

- Why is Dee asking if he's tasty so cute to me?

- Aww. Yak wanted to see Dee again!

- Did I mention I love the theme song???

- "Our son" LMAO I love Cher <3

- "If anything bad happened to you, I could arrange your funeral" Kao and Dee are such realistic BFFs haha

- Yak excited about the possibility of seeing Dee again when his brother mentioned the appointment was so cute :3

- Ter is so manipulative >:(

- Yak is such a softie OMG! Watching the conversation with Dee and Ter?? Going to touch Dee's hand and then stopping himself? Oh, he's going to catch feelings so hard (lbr, he's already caught feelings)

- Aaaaand he's dressed as a cow!

- Dee having the Ice Bear (I think?) plush is so cute to me! Also, that bear's expression is perfect for the things he's seen lol :\

- Oh no! Dee is too precious and naive up in da club (I... I don't know why I wrote that like that. I'm truly sorry!)

- Yak to the rescue! Biff! Bam! Pow!

- Also WTF at those two guys??? That got real dark real quick

- wasted!Dee really likes nestling against Yak's chest and who can blame him?

- Seriously, though, Dee must feel so safe with Yak because the minute he clocked it was him through his hazy drunk vision he just collapsed against him

- Ahhhhhh! 'Don't go!' MY HEART!!!!!

- Yak, a boxer who knows how to keep his balance, easily pulled flat onto his back by Dee! Dee really didn't want him to go! That whole scene has my whole everything and the way Yak held Dee was so tender and precious ;__;

- And he made him breakfast??? Marry this man already!

- grandma booped Dee's nose! That nose needs to be booped

- (I love grandma already)

- Awww! Dee watching Yak's fight! Definitely just a one night stand, right?

- Yak just wandering around after Taem cancelled on him was so cute somehow. Now it's Dr Dee's turn to come to the rescue! (Something about their exchanged looks when Yak said he doesn't know where he wants to go really got me???)

- Ice Bear got smooshed between them again lol

- Wahhhhh! Yak being all 'oh, I forgot, I'm just a one night stand' D:

- that whole scene of them watching the movie and then hooking up again and then discussing the FWBs sitch was just delicious

- Mr Yoryak! Champion boxer and master of disguise!

- 'I've come to clean ze pool... I mean the fridge!' (not sure if anyone but Australians of a certain vintage will get that one lol)

- Oh, he REALLY wants to kiss Dee!

- Oh, Dee REALLY wants to kiss Yak too O_O

- THE NECKLACE! He already gave him his necklace!!! AND HE KISSED IT!!!!! My heart is not made of strong enough stuff for this

- Love the way they're sitting on the bed—something about their posture and pose is just...I don't know! Just love it! 10/10 again

- *hits play on part one again as soon as part four ends*

[quodekash]

ITS ABAAB EP 7 TIME and i am sorry 

warning: lots of happiness, too much happiness. take a shot of water every time i say any variation of ‘HAPPY’. stay hydrated, folks. 

wait what happened to cher? did i miss something? 

i dont remember how the last episode ended so its very possible that i missed something 

awh ����

thE BED IS STILL ON AN ANGLE WHY IS THE BED ON AN ANGLE SOMEONE FIX THIS IM BEGGING YOU, ITS GOTTA BE A SAFETY HAZARD 

pls they look so comfy 

it looks like theyve been married for a thousand lifetimes 

so comfyyyyy

rIGHT, THEIR GROUP HAD A FIGHT, THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED TO CHER, I REMEMBER NOW 

YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEAH BEACH EPISODE = PURE HAPPINESS AND DOPAMINE 

THREEZO AT THE BEACH 

WE’RE GONNA GET THREEZO AT THE BEACH 

IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO CRY IN ANTICIPATION OF BEACH

i know i already said it like four times BUT THIS LOOKS SO FREAKING COMFY WHAT THE HELL 

THREEZO THREEZO THREEZO

HELLO MY LOVELIES HOW ARE YOU TODAY 

theyre literally in the middle of the frame omg 

little babby 

i love him 

he’s tall but he’s smol 

his HAIR 

LOOK AT IT 

THE HAIR IS SO FLUFFY 

i think my favourite things about this series are jack’s hair and threezo

and theyre both tied for first place 

three’s apology to jack is so freaking sweet omg 

i love him too much 

he struggles with words and communicating but he wants everyone to be happy and he doesnt want conflict and he feels responsible for everything and he is perfection and also he’s either adhd or asd or both, i dont make the rules 

HAPPY

omg his awkward laugh is so cute why was that so cute 

his sweet little ‘hah hah’ 

HIS FACE MAKES ME HAPPY 

HAPPYYYYY 

(damn i did gun/force dirty on that screenshot) 

his freaking face

its making me happy 

this is a happiness overload 

im not used to this much joy in my system 

what do i do with it 

HAPPYYYYYYYYY

dads. 

everyone can see you btw. just letting you know. you’re just standing there, holding hands 

i mean that’s great, good job, not being scared is funky (but its also funky to be scared), it’s just that. you know. if your friends ask questions later and you dont want them to suspect anything then like. it’s your fault. 

altho maybe they dont care if their friends find out, idk at this point 

ignore me

HAPPY

everyone ganging up to push gun in the water. that’s what friendship truly is 

HAPPY

they teleported 

three was next to zo, jack was between cher and zo. they switched. 

hOW?

HAPPYYYYY

THE HAIR

LOOK AT THE HAIR 

they always figure out a way to squeeze it in 

OMG

SOBBING

IM SOBBING

THATS SO CUTE 

HELP

DAMN RIGHT 

his hair is a mess lmao

bRO

HE SAID IT

HE SAID THE THING 

ZOGUN FRIENDSHIP BONDING SCENE OMG HAPPINESS 

he’s known from the very freaking beginning 

before cher even knew 

the gaydar is strong bro 

HIS FREAKING FACE 

HAPPY

HE HAPPY 

PFFFFFFT

i love their friendship so much omg 

(that screenshot looks like hes about to punch him lmao) 

“zo, what is love?” i can feel it, im about to punch a wall or smth bc something threezo is coming 

“what is love for you?” “three.” yUP I KNEW IT OMG IM GONNA FREAKING CRY 

HAIR

FLUFFY FLUFFY FLUFFY ITS SO FLUFFY 

i think i love this man (and his hair) a little too much but its fine 

GJK3BERKJGBVRKEBGR

GUN WHAT THE HELL 

AGAIN, THEY LOOK SO FREAKING COMFY 

well shoot. thoop is mad at cher for being involved with gun. 

good news is: i dont think its homophobia 

it’s just that he doesnt want cher to move on from tian (thoop himself cant move on from tian) and he doesnt want cher to find a relationship because that means, in thoop’s eyes, he’s letting tian go, and thoop cant really deal with that because he’s ✨mentally ill✨

get some sleep my man 

I LOVE HOW MUCH HE LOVES HIS FRIENDS 

HES SO FREAKING CARING 

HE WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HIS FRIENDS 

HED PROBABLY NEVER ADMIT IT BUT HE’S A REAL FREAKING SOFTY ON THE INSIDE 

1. ive never seen more serious finger guns 

2. you’re not bi, sir, why are you doing finger guns 

3. finger GUNs 

that is all 

FINAL THOUGHTS: 

if they dont give us a threezo kiss by the end of this show i will scream. 

[prometheusinitiative]

Tracy | Trial 4.1 | The Lamb or The Tiger or...? ATTN: Wren

Tracy is honestly quite entertained by a combination of things; Encke's fancy new domain and the fact everyone's in the same room, and Oz's seething hatred for Wren and the fact he hasn't launched himself over the table at the other yet. Tracy can't ignore the devil in them to try and stir things up a little bit. 

"Eh, I dunno if I'd say that Ridley would never go ballistic wiv'out a reason-- She's nearly thrown fists at me for the slightest of slights, threatened me for less, too," Tracy chimes in after Kezia. 

"But... her short temper does probably mean she's more likely to be, uh, influenced? Triggered? If we're suggestin' there's some weird voodoo necklace that makes people angry." 

If the chair lets them, Tracy spins around on it, letting more trial conversation continue. Once again, after Kezia finishes her piece (sorry roomie), Tracy voices their piece. 

"I think there's only a few things left t' bring up... There were a couple things found on Royce's body. Some bible shit--" Tracy naturally recoils and snarls as his mouth speaks the word, "--n' some keepsakes from some o' us 'ere. What's it called? Oregano? The folded paper shite. Plus some piece o' paper sayin' 'LIVE'..." Tracy rolls his eyes.

"I think from this we can deduce one thing... Royce was a fuckin' softie n' a stupidly religious one at that. One committed t' keepin' everyone alive n' well, despite the fact we're meant to kill each other. So we can probably rule out Royce bein' deservin' o' Cher bein' left in his head." 

Tracy taps their claws in front of them on the table, crimson eyes flicking between Oz and Wren. The wrath in the room was delicious. 

"The last thing t' cover evidence wise... is Ridley's watch. She typed out 'help' in the group chat, but never sent it. Probably 'cos she fuckin' passed out. I think we can look at most o' trials--" Tracy glances at Kezia and Hinrik, "--that the guilty doesn't ask f' help. They try to play the part."

Tracy then turns to stare Wren dead in the eye. 

"You really wanna get revenge fer whoever was in that newspaper clippin', huh? Saw an opportunity wiv' an enraged Ridley - I mean, it's not like we've seen the siblings not fight before, right? Ridley has a temper, Royce would do whatever t' protect someone else-- Maybe take an axe for ya."

"But that's not what happened, right?"

"You killed 'im, or maybe, maybe... you're covering for someone else entirely."

[nikosasaki]

❌ hand over the goods and nobody gets hurt

oh I been WAITING for this one, turn it up!

Cher and Leo, because of course. Cher is such a little softie compared to tomboy Leo but that's why they work so well together. Leo knows about Cher's existence way before Cher knows about Leo's by virtue of Leo talking to Topper sometimes and also because Kie told Leo about her feelings (bc Leo was Kie's first kiss with a girl in my universe so when Kie starts having those kinds of feelings again she always confides in Leo about it) so Leo is all "Oh you're that Cher" and Cher is just "???" Leo might be a little protective at first but it's fine it's fine they grow on each other

Iris and the D'Angelis twins! they would love the fact that she's English because they, and I quote "have had quite enough of being surrounded by dreadful Americans." She and Camila would team up on bullying Obie, and Iris would enlist Matteo to help take pictures of her and the things she designs!

send an ✖ and I'll write some new crossovers for our ocs!

[marziyoudumbass]

dates with the Allies

pairings: america x reader, england x reader, france x reader, russia x reader, canada x reader

synopsis: what kind of date would the Allies take you on? (also I didn’t do china, but did do canada. I’m sorry, I can’t write him)

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alfred f. jones

100% would take you on a classic movie date

It’s probably a horror film too

Picks you up and drives you to the theaters

Tickets were already aquired so you just walk straight to get some snacks

Loads up on popcorn, candy, chocolate, ect

Are you looking at xyz snack for too long? He buys two

Gets slushies (or soda if you want, or water)

You’re scared for his bank account (movie theater food is expensive)

It ends up being a bit hard to carry but you both manage

You go to the back of the theater

You share a mega huge container of popcorn

You brush hands like in a cliche movie

Half the popcorn is gone before the movie even starts

He starts off all confident 

“Its not gonna be that scary.”

“If you get scared I’ll protect you”

His brave acts crumbles at the first jumpscare

Lowkey clinging to you

If you’re scared, though, he’ll toughen up on the outside

He’s still a baby though

He’ll protect you as much as he can

Stress eater? Stress eater.

By the time the movie ends he’s calmed a little

Has a death grip on your hand (but not too hard bc he doesn’t wanna hurt you uwu)

Drops you off and probably kisses you on the porch

Overall 10/10 would recomend

arthur kirkland

Hmmmmm

I’m thinking he’d do a nice romantic dinner date

He’d be all gentlemanly

Picks you up at 7

“You look amazing, love.”

He’ll open the car door for you and other little things like that

The restaurant is really fancy but not super snobby

There’s a valet and everything

You end up having a nice table

Its kind of secluded and overlooking the rest of the restaurant

It’s a classic candle-lit dinner

You order and do all that stuff

While you wait for your food you talk

He’s as charming as ever

Compliments compliments compliments

It’s a fairly intellectual conversation

But you also joke around together

Your food comes and you eat

The main draw of this type of date for him is being able to talk to you

He gives you a pretty necklace

It goes by rather quickly :((

He’ll take you to his house afterwards

You continue your date there

OVerall 9/10, nice conversation and atmosphere, not super eventful

francis bonneyfoy

Okokokokok

You’d expect him to also do a cliche dinner date, BUT 

I think he’d take you on a longer date then the rest would

It might not even be considered a date with how extra he is

You’re 100% going to France for this one

I think he’d take you to Disneyland in Paris

Maybe you’d drive, maybe you’d fly on a private jet, same dif

You’d go for Parc Disneyland first

You go to Phantom mannor, tour Sleeping Beauty Castle, go on Big Thunder Mountain, and even Space Mountain.

It’s a fun packed day!

You skip out on the food in Parc Disneyland

“It is nowhere near what you deserve, mon cher!”

(The food isn’t even good anyways)

After the park closes he takes you on a sweet picnic

Has a few candles but most of the light is from the moon

Probably bought you jewelry beforehand and presents it during this time

Loads of delicious, homemade-gourmet French cusine

Wine is a given

He might feed you

He compliments you but in the most extra ways

Makes you blush

Overall 100000/10 take me to Disneyland Paris please

ivan braginsky (baby)

He’s so sweet with his date

Like France, it would be more of a day out--just not as extravagant

It starts off as a simple walk through town

I like the idea of it snowing lightly

It's early mornimg

You’re both wearing coats and gloves, he’s holding your hand

You can’t really see his face, from your angle his scarf covers it

He’ll take you into little shops, if you want something, he’ll buy it for you

Would totally take you into a little clothing shop and buy you your own scarf

It’s probably a bit too big, but it’s the thought that counts

I think you’d mostly be in silence, just enjoying each other’s company

Small talk does occur, but only once in a while

You also window shop a bit, just looking through the big glass panes to see if anything interests you

He’s super considerate

“Are you having fun?”

“Would you like to go inside, любимый?”

“Are you cold, подсолнух?”

He just wants you to be happy

You then go to a small coffee shop

You sit in a corner and have coffe/hot chocolate/tea

I think he's not really a normal coffee kind of guy? Like, if he drinks coffee it's rarely coffe, cream, and sugar

He likes more lattes and macchiatos but doesn't mind a good cup of coffee

He's a huge softie for you

Stares at you across the table but lovingly

Like, he adores you

He can't believe you're his, his little sunflower

Overall 11/10 vv good and sweet

matthew williams

I think it is possible he does something like Russia, an early morning cafe date, but not at a cafe

He takes you to a cute little breakfast place

It has a very welcoming feel from the outside, like you just want to go in as soon as you see it

It's probably cold outside, so when you walk in, the warmth hits you like a freight train

To the far end of the dining area, there's a little fireplace, it's not real but still radiates immense heat

I think he'd take Kumajirou with you unless he wants it to be special or you don't like Kuma you monster

A nice big, cozy booth? Yes, only the best for you bb 

Matthew, in contrast to Russia, likes a good, strong cup of coffe. A nice, simple one; two sugars, cream if he feels like it.

Honestly all these boys spoil you, and Mattie does it with pancakes

The place has some of the best pancakes in Canada, second only to Matthew's own

Everything you want, he'll pay for it

He orders the 'Unlimited Pancake' meal for himself (with unlimited syrup and butter)

He might be sweet but he's not the pancake eating champion for nothing

He thinks you're so amazing

So sweet, kind, mindful, you can see him

Even if that's not how you describe yourself, he makes you out to be an angel

The conversation is never lacking

He's an incredible listener

Baby is so whipped, everyone can see it by the way he hangs onto every syllable that comes out of your mouth

Even though he doesn't talk much, he does ask questions

 "How have you been?"

 "Are the pancakes good?"

"Do you need more syrup?"

When you're finished, he'll pull some strings to get dessert from the dinner menu

He lets you get what you want, but not too much because he cares about your health uwu

You get home and riddle

Overall 9.9/10, such a sweet date but I like waffles more than pancakes (don't tell him I said that)

[fcrvcnts-archive]

( giancarlo commare. twenty-six. cismale. he/him. ) ❛ luciano canegello, a scorpio from los angeles, califnornia, moved into holloway six years ago. they are a junior sous chef that lives in apartment 2f and their neighbors don’t particularly mind them. some say they can be -reticent and -suspicious but others say they’re +attentive and +equanimous. anyways, one thing is for sure: you hear my way by tom walker, it’s luca blasting it.

hey, hi, hello!!! i’m bronny, i’m 22, i’m from new zealand ( possibly one of the worst timezones to be in but we learn to survive!! ) and i’m so excited about this group!! luciano is a bit of reworked old muse of mine that i haven’t written in a while but i would be lying if i said skam italia’s current season hasn’t given me a huge burst of inspiration for him ( hence why i switched kieran out for him ) but i....love my soft son okay and i won’t ramble anymore because his intro is a touch....long. so without further ado......

LUCIANO CANEGELLO

Luciano Canegallo was born to Nicola & Giovanni Canegallo, two hugely successfully actors in Italy. Both were successful in their own right but after acting in a movie together when they were only in their mid-twenties they were an immediate power couple. Think Brangelina, Sonny & Cher, etc. etc. So you could say that he was brought up in the limelight, along with his little sister who came 4 years after him.

For the first 10 years of his life he lived in Rome, Italy & Italian is his first language but he’s fluent in English. Something he would have most likely learnt anyway, but his parents wanted to make sure that English came as if it was his first language bc they had….big…BIG hopes and dreams for Luciano.

When he was 10, both his parents broke into the American film world after they starred in their first of many American movies and because of their expanding career, they decided to make the move to Los Angeles a permanent thing. They still have their family home in Rome but they only use it for holidays or for family occasions

Growing up in the limelight didn’t exactly effect Luciano that much? Maybe it was because he didn’t exactly know anything else? But his parents did try to give him & his sister somewhat of a ‘normal’ life. They went to ‘normal’ schools, hung out with their friends….but no matter what they said or tried to pass off nothing was really ‘normal.’

Luciano didn’t exactly have an inflated ego but he’s lived a life of privilege all his life and though it’s not in his intention—he can come across a little…..cocky and as if he’d be a little bit of an asshole.

But no matter how privileged his life was, the one thing Luciano found hard, especially when he got older into his teenage years, was how he never quite exactly knew if people were friends with him because they liked him for him or they were only friends with him because of who he was or more than likely than not who his parents were.

Trust wasn’t and still isn’t an easy thing for him. The only person he trusts is his younger sister, Olivia. She’s his best friend and she means the world to him, he doesn’t know where he’d be without her.

Little headcanon that…..a girl broke his heart completely bc boy fell head over heels in love but  it turned out that…..she really just used him for his/his parents #fame & #status to further her own career.

Because of his trust issues, he’s far from open and prefers to keep people at a certain distance. But he does it in a way that they wouldn’t even know? To most people, he’s a very level-headed guy that sure definitley has a bit of an air of arrogance about him but he’s actually pretty friendly and welcoming to the majority of people??definitley wouldn’t be the first impression when you look at him though.

But he only shows surface level of himself, he never lets himself get emotional or lets anyone see him anything but the perfectly put together facade that his parents helped him create over the years.

But honestly, he really is just a big ol’ softy? He’s really got a huge as hell heart, he just finds it hard to give or show it to anyone that’s not his family.

NOW!!! Since he was born really his parents……well they imagined that he would follow in their footsteps and become an actor, to them it was obvious from day 1 that he was a star or at least destined for something great.

but do you think luciano wanted to follow his parents dream for him? To begin with, hell yeah! When he was a kid and in his early teens he guest starred in some of his parents movies and co-starred in a few movies. but he never loved acting or had the passion more deserving people had and it was really just something he did to more or less please his parents and keep them happy?

and as luciano grew up and slowly but surely found his footing in the dumb thing called life & he started to find himself more—food slowly but surely started to become a love and passion. he had a passion for it that he lacked in acting.

food of course had always been an important part of his & his family’s life. it was what brought them all back together when his parents had been away for weeks, sometimes even months, on end—and  slowly the celebratory dinners and welcome back dinners that had once been cooked by payed chefs were being made by luciano.

it was a surprise to luciano’s parents when he sat them down one day to explain that acting wasn’t what he wanted to do. seeing the disappointment in their eyes wasn’t easy for luciano but he’d appeased them long enough. he couldn’t just keep taking roles from more deserving people simply because his parents were famous. he was talented sure, but he didn’t want everything that came along with the spotlight. he finds the spotlight he has already too much and there are times he wishes he could switch it off completely. he knew they’d live, they had one child thriving in the entertainment industry after all.

but what was the most surprising things for them was the fact that he wanted to go to culinary school. the institute of culinary education to be exact—the new york campus.

they couldn’t quite understand why he’d want to go across the country when there was a campus right where they lived and to save at least some of their feelings, luciano let them think that it was simply the better option. when in reality, he wanted to get away from the spotlight. he wanted to make a life for himself that didn’t rely on his last name and support himself. it was his first step to freedom.

not that his parents could exactly stop him, but to his relief at least they slowly came around to the idea and after he completed his last year of school and the new year came around, he was off to new york to start the process of becoming a chef.

to start off with, he amused his parents by allowing them to rent a place for him while he did his 12 months of study but after his graduation and having some money of his own saved up, he went out of his own and started renting an apartment at holloways. he started off with roommates at holloway but eventually moved into an apartment of his own when he had some more money under his belt.

it wasn’t anything flash, far from anything he had been use to if he was honest, but it was his and he couldn’t be happier.

moving to new york & following his passion was one of the best things he has ever done. there has been a few times someone has stopped him in the streets to ask for a photo or something along those lines but for the most part he blended in and he has never been happier.

after graduating from the institute of culinary education, he was jumping around a few jobs as a commis chef but around 22 he landed a job as a chef de partie, a roundsman to be exact, in an up and coming 5 star italian based restaurant and at 23 he was promoted to the sauté chef before then at 25 becoming the junior sous chef. he has head sous chef in his sights but for the moment, he’s happy where he is.

one could say that his life is going pretty swimmingly for the most part

EXTRAS

it’s no secret who his family is but it’s not something he’s completely open about as he prefers just blending in.

he prefers to go by luca but people closest to him do call him luci and he doesn’t completely hate it when it comes from them.

will 100% cook you food if you ask. would cook for the whole apartment block honestly and make it a party on the roof.

also plays the guitar & piano

if anyone would like to plot a little something, my ims are always open, i’m also up for plotting via discord, and i’d love to plot a little something!! i swear i don’t bite so please send me an im if you’re up for something, but honestly if you give this a like i’ll come to you!!

but if you are interested in plotting, i have a plots page with loose ideas here!!

[restlessmaknae]

50 questions tag

Thank you so much @yeongwonhi-nuna​ for tagging me! ❤️

1. what takes up too much of your time? Studying hehe. But it needs to be done, so it’s okay. Plus, I think I’m managing my time well, I finally got the hang of my uni schedule, so I study a lot but I also have enough time for myself.

2. what makes your day better? Definitely spending time and/or messaging these cuties: @dat-town​, @lily-blue​, @binkygee​. Watching Where Stars Land with my dearest golden unnie; watching kpop videos (yesterday we watched Weekly Idol with iKON and it was HILARIOUS XD); listening to music; writing; writing roleplay posts; cooking.

3. what’s the best thing that happened to you today? I got a cute comment on one of my stories. ❤️

4. what fictional place would you like to go? Camp Half-Blood.

5. are you good at giving advice? I don’t know.

6. do you have any mental illness? I suffer from anxiety and I was diagnosed with anorexia more than a year ago.

7. have you ever experienced sleep paralysis? No.

8. what musician inspired you the most? I can’t really choose one single person; there are so many that I respect for various reasons. Lately, I would say it’s Hanbin (B.I) from iKON, Jin from BTS, Mark from NCT and Jisung (Han) from Stray Kids. Apart from kpop, it has to be Cher Lloyd, The Score and Oh Honey.

9. have you ever fallen in love? No, only with fictional characters, let it be my own fictional characters or others’. 😁

10. what’s your dream date? I love cozy things such as staying at home and watching an animated movie or maybe cooking together. Also, I adore tea, so a tea house date would be fun. Yet, as long as I’m with someone I like, it doesn’t really matter what kind of date it is. (Just look at my bf!AUs, I’m such a softie. 😁 )

11. what do others notice about you? My eyes. I get that a lot when I meet new people.

12. what is the annoying habit you have? Perfectionism.

13. do you still talk to you first love? I haven’t had my first love yet, so obviously no.

14. how many ex’s do you have? Again, I haven’t had exes. 😁

15. how many songs are on your playlist? Well, on my pendrive, there are about 900 songs but on my phone usually around 200.

16. what instruments can you play? I used to play the children’s flute.

17. who do you have the most pictures of? My family.

18. where would you like to go before you die? I would like to see something in Asia, Eastern Europe countries sound nice too and maybe Australia. 😁

19. what is your zodiac? Virgo.

20. do you relate to it? Yep, definitely. Look at this:

“Strengths: Loyal, analytical, kind, hardworking, practical. Weaknesses: Shyness, worry, overly critical of self and others, all work and no play. Virgo likes: Animals, healthy food, books, nature, cleanliness. Virgo dislikes: Rudeness, asking for help, taking center stage. Virgos are always paying attention to the smallest details and their deep sense of humanity makes them one of the most careful signs of the zodiac. Their methodical approach to life ensures that nothing is left to chance, and although they are often tender, their heart might be closed for the outer world. This is a sign often misunderstood, not because they lack the ability to express, but because they won’t accept their feelings as valid, true, or even relevant when opposed to reason. The symbolism behind the name speaks well of their nature, born with a feeling they are experiencing everything for the first time.”

21. what is happiness to you? I think just the feeling of being at ease, knowing that everything will be alright. Spending time with people you love with all your heart and people you know love you back. Laughing, sometimes even at your silly mistakes. Jumping up and down in front of your computer because of a confession scene. Smiling widely at the finished story on your laptop’s screen. Listening to cheerful songs. Cooking something that you and also others around you enjoy. Happiness is going to bed with a content sigh and a smile on your face, so even if you are tired, you know you’ve had a good day.

22. are you going through anything right now? Of course, we’re always going through something.

23. what’s the worst decision you’ve ever made? Giving second and third chances to the wrong people.

24. what’s your favourite store? For clothes, it has to be either New Yorker or Takko Fashion. For others, it’s DM, CBA and ALDI.

25. what’s your opinion on abortion? I think I can’t say anything about this topic as long as I’m not in the exact person’s shoes. Everyone’s case in different, so I don’t think there’s a good or a bad answer concerning abortion.

26. do you keep a bucket list? Yes.

27. do you have a favorite album at the moment? Bobby - Love and Fall.

28. what do you want for your birthday? Haha don’t know. I still have time until my next birthday. 😁

29. what are most peoples first impression of you? I have nice eyes. 😁

30. what age do you seem according to most people according to most people? I think maybe 17-19. Though I’m not sure.

31. where do you keep your phone while you’re sleeping? On a table in my bedroom.

32. what word do you say the most? Probably fancy.

33. what’s the oldest age you would date? Don’t know. I haven’t really thought about it.

34. what’s the youngest age you would date? The same as before.

35. what job/career do most people say would suit you? I actually haven’t heard anything like that from others.

36. what’s your favourite music genre? I don’t have a concrete music genre I like, I love a bit of everything.

37. if you could live in any country in the world, where would it be? That’s a tough one. Maybe somewhere in the UK or in Korea. 😁

38. what is your current favourite song? Don’t Forget by iKON, Runaway by Bobby, Woman by BoA, Siren by Sunmi.

39. how long have you had this blog for? Around two years.

40. what are you excited for? Finishing my soft bf!iKON series. ^^

41. are you a better talker or listener? Listener.

42. what is the last productive thing you did? Wrote down my daily schedule, worked on assignments and studied Korean.

43. what do you want for christmas? A handbag. 😁

44. what class do you get the best grades in? In high school, it was English, but in uni I don’t really know for the time being. 😁

45. on a scale from 1-10, how are you feeling right now? Oh gosh, I’m so nervous about my Microeconomics midterm results but other than that I’m doing pretty okay, so maybe 7?

46. what can you see yourself doing in 10 years? Pfff... what a question. 😁

47. when did you get your first heartbreak? Only friends broke my heart and not boys.

48. at what age do you want to get married? It’s not my life goal to get married but you know whenever both of us are ready.

49. what career did you want to have as a child? Oh I wanted to be so many things; teacher, handball player, singer, actress, songwriter, restaurant owner, pilates instructor... So yeah quite a long list. 😁

50. what do you crave right now? Toast with strawberry jam. (Thanks to Yunhyeong’s eating show that I started watching yesterday. 😁)

I would like to tag @dat-town, @lily-blue, @binkygee, @lthyl, @snakescript, @fornarniaandforthefandom, @baektoyoo, @parkjaeins, @velvetjjks, @llynnfics, @seokwooinspace, @wonjays and I think that’s it for now. ^^ No pressure though. <3

[scrapyardboyfriends]

25 July 2017 - I actually quite like this one. Let me know if you have a favorite part!

[The Cafe with Robert and Charity]

CHARITY: Hey Squatter Boy! (FANDOM: Ooh a new nickname!)

ROBERT: *It was supposed to be my home too before the Plot stole it from me Face*

CHARITY: See you’re rocking the homeless chic look and the sad floppy hair? Nice. Really going full force with the wallowing!

ROBERT: *I’ve lost the will to shower Face*

CHARITY: So Victoria told me you’ve moved back into the Mill. That’s classy of you, taking advantage of Liv still being off with her Plot Device of a mum and giving Aaron a destination to flee to. I know the Plot made you do it, but you know Aaron’s not going to want you there.

ROBERT: How is Liv? The fans are really invested in our relationship and I would hate to see the Plot destroy that.

CHARITY: Yeah, like I said, still with her Plot Device of a mum. She’s off screen, so she really has no Plot for me to tell you about.

ROBERT: and *Pause*? - That pause means Aaron by the way! Tell me about AARON! Please!!!!

CHARITY: Anyway, so the reason I’m in this scene is because the Plot stole my keys from me so that I would need yours to facilitate us interacting later in the episode. I suppose it’s vaguely in character for me. Considering everything that’s happening in your Plot right now, I should be grateful for that.

ROBERT: Well I wasn’t briefed on this Plot Point, so I don’t have them with me. I’m guessing there’s for a reason that we’ll both discover later.

CHARITY: Oh Robert Sugden-Dingle (FANDOM: WHYYYYYY!!! Are they back together yet?) If I didn’t know better I’d say you were holding onto them as a little souvenier.

ROBERT: What reason could I possibly have for that?

CHARITY: Because you’re a sappy sentimental softie and you want to remind yourself of that time before the Plot destroyed your happiness…

ROBERT: *Right, that Face* It’s a good thing you know me better than that then...cause I’m not like that AT ALL #AreWeBackTogetherYet

CHARITY: Look, just bring the Plot Keys over when you’ve had a shower.

ROBERT: *I was hoping to recreate the scent of dirty lake water because that’s when this whole Hell Plot really started and I want to go back and change it Face*

[The Cafe with Robert and Victoria]

ROBERT: *Sees Victoria sit down across from him* When will the Plot let me live?! I’m just here for a coffee, not a pity party...but actually, please pity me because I’m nothing now and not even this Americano can save me. #AreWeBackTogetherYet

VICTORIA: Look, I’m over this phase of the Plot, everyone is. (FANDOM: Yep, let’s move on to the big twist that’s never coming! #LetTheTheoryLive)

ROBERT: Good, me too. #AreWeBackTogetherYet *Tries to leave*

VICTORIA: No no, just because everyone is over the Plot, doesn’t mean we don’t still have to endure it. Sit back down.

ROBERT: *I fucking hate this Plot Face*

VICTORIA: The Plot would like you to apologize to Rebecca because she’s a victim and you’re a monster, a really sad and pitiful one right now, but yep, still a monster. Anyway, I’m here to put the idea in your head so you can do it later.

ROBERT: But why would I apologize to her? The fans don’t even want us to share scenes.

VICTORIA: Because Robert, the Plot has had you be repeatedly vile to her to make you look like an asshole. I mean it’s mostly in character for you, but it has been pretty extreme.

ROBERT: Look, Vic! Can you just stay out of my Plot. Didn’t you have one of your own? Why did you just abandon it for mine?

VICTORIA: Robert! You’re all over the place! Having a go at anyone who matters!

ROBERT: Rebecca doesn’t matter #SpeakingForTheFandom #SpeakingForThePlotMostOfTheTime

VICTORA: Well do I matter? Because you’re having a go at me and I am not to blame for any of your problems. None of us are.

ROBERT: Well that’s not strictly true. But cheers for putting everything on me. Maxine already had me own my part in all of this months ago. It’s hardly my fault the Plot wouldn’t allow Aaron to get the help he needs for his multitude of issues that the Plot has forced on him for years and years. Nope, the Plot had to save up all of his internal pain just so it could all blow up in our faces and wring out all of the tears it could from him. Now he’s had to go off screen so he could replenish them probably. Real nice Plot! Thanks! Please get him proper help this time so he can be healthier by the time you get us back together so that we don’t repeat this Plot again a few months down the line. I also probably need a lot of therapy but I care more about Aaron’s well being so let’s start there. #AreWeBackTogetherYet

VICTORIA: I’m not blaming you Robert. You’re right, the Plot sucks, I’m just worried! This isn’t you Robert.

ROBERT: *This is me now until the Plot fixes things Face* #AreWeBackTogetherYet

[The Woolpack with Robert, Victoria, Chrissie, Rebecca, Charity and Lawrence]

VICTORIA: Here, have more alcohol. That will totally help you.

CHARITY: Plot Keys please!

ROBERT: Yep, didn’t bring them. Still think it’s important that I don’t just hand them over.

CHARITY: Vic, restrict his alcohol intake until he gives me my keys.

ROBERT: *grabs pint* *how am I supposed to wallow effectively without alcohol Face*

VICTORIA: *Takes pint back* *Figure it out Face*

LAWRENCE: *Stuff about Lachlan* #LetSerialKillerLachlanRise *Lawrence leaves because he is unnecessary at the moment*

REBECCA: So, tell me about your bio Uncle that you don’t know is your bio Uncle! I’m sure the fact that Robert is lurking in the background will have no effect on me later.

ROBERT: *Sits down within earshot* Oh no, do continue. You’re in a scene with me, so you must be talking about this Plot. If I’m forced to live it, I might as well hear everyone else go on about it.

CHRISSIE: We’re not talking about your Plot, we’re talking about mine where I’m trying to flirt with my bio Uncle.

ROBERT: Great then, I’d rather hear about other Plots anyway. Besides, maybe I can use this one to my advantage.

CHRISSIE AND REBECCA: *Haha this totally won’t come back to bite us Face*

ROBERT: Hey, I’m drunk and sad but don’t call me pathetic and weak. You know what would be fun! Let me give everyone in the pub my sexual history with the two of you.

CHRISSIE AND REBECCA: *Yep that happened Face*

ROBERT: And now I’m stuck in this Hell Plot having a Plot Baby with you Rebecca…

CHRISSIE: What’s your point Robert?

REBECCA: That he’s really good at sleeping around and we keep going along with it?

ROBERT: My point is that Aaron is the bestest thing that ever happened to me and I love him more than showers and sobriety and life itself and I’m gonna shout it to the world now and the Plot keeps throwing you two in my way. #AreWeBackTogetherYet

VICTORIA: Robert! Shut it and shove it...out the door!

ROBERT: And you! You value a plotship over your own brother! You took her in over me!

REBECCA: *Obviously, Plot is thicker than blood Face*

VICTORIA: You know that’s not what happened! #SureJan

ROBERT: You know what I haven’t talked about in a while, my issues with Andy. You would have never taken the Whites’ side over Andy. In fact, you didn’t! You wanted to take Chrissie down for framing him and you called Rebecca a shark! On second thought though, if it involved a baby, you probably would have. You were all about Johnny when you thought he was Adam’s. What is it with you and your baby obsession Vic? It’s really disconcerting at this point! #SpeakingForTheFandom

VICTORIA: *Grabs Robert by the ear*

ROBERT: OW!!! That really actually hurts. Can you stop please?!

VICTORIA: Nope, it’s working really well. Come on!

CHRISSIE AND REBECCA: *Laughing now until Robert gets involved in their Home Farm Plots*

[The Mill of Misery with Robert and Victoria and the Spiral Staircase from Hell]

ROBERT: I do know how to get home Vic! The Plot hasn’t taken my sense of direction yet. That’s about the only thing it’s left me. #AreWeBackTogetherYet

VICTORIA: It stinks in here! Aaron will never get back together with you if he comes back to this!

ROBERT: You know, you didn’t have to rough me up!

VICTORIA: Get over yourself! I get that you’re feeling sad about losing the love of your life but so did I!

ROBERT: Oh, you want to get into #HusbandDiscourse do ya?! Adam is no Aaron, okay! Aaron is everything! Aaron Dingle changed my entire life and losing him is literally killing me okay! I can’t even take a shower because I can’t use my poncy ripoff shower gel because now it’s a symbol of our love alright! Do you have that with Adam? No, didn’t think so! You got drunk once during your break up Plot. What kind of commitment is that? I’ve gotten drunk multiple times now over Aaron! I am fully in on this wallowing thing! You couldn’t even stick with your own Plot long enough to be truly upset about it because you had to come and interfere with mine! And here you are, still interfering! Oh and, just to add, it’s entirely different because you ended things in the end, not him. He wants you back. I would give anything for Aaron to want me right now! #AreWeBackTogetherYet

VICTORIA: I take it back. Everything is your fault. If you didn’t get caught up in this Plot, it wouldn’t have overshadowed mine and I wouldn’t have gotten Plot Brain and forgotten all about it so I could obsess over your unborn child! You’re just too selfish and have to make everything about you...

ROBERT: Self-serving from birth Vic! #StillBitter *Plays Air Guitar* *Likes Classic Rock, not just Taylor Swift and Cher* *Drunk Dances* - I can’t get no sat-is-fac-tion without Aaron! -

VICTORIA: *Leaves*

ROBERT: *Great now I’m alone again Face* #AreWeBackTogetherYet *Sees World’s Best Husband Mug* Nope. We’re not back together yet. And this mug was supposed to be for me. Thanks for that bit of irony Plot! Actually, you know what? This is what I think of your irony! *Smashes the mug against the wall* And I’m not even gonna clean it up! Instead, I’m going to go up the Spiral Staircase of Doom! I’ve shown I can walk down it by myself, but going up is a different story. I’ve only done that with Aaron and since Aaron isn’t here…. *Slips on a step* *Ryan’s stunt double takes a great fall* (RYAN: *Massive grin* Thanks stunt double! My dodgy knee totally would not have been able to handle that!) *Foot gets stuck* *Writhes on the floor yelling with the tummy showing* (FANDOM: You know...if we ignore the context and pretend Aaron is just out of frame…and Robert is getting his ‘satisfaction’ … #LeaveUsToOurDelusions)

[Outside the Mill with Victoria and Charity]

VICTORIA: Why are you not at the pub?

CHARITY: Because I’m finally going to get those Plot Keys from your pathetic brother!

VICTORIA: And Plot Keys are more important than running your actual business?

*Robert yells in his Plot Voice*

CHARITY: Shush!

VICTORIA: Don’t shush me!

CHARITY: No, really, listen. I think I hear the Plot?

*Robert yells again in his Plot Voice*

[The Mill of Misery with Robert, Victoria, Charity and the Spiral Staircase from Hell]

ROBERT: *Extra Mode Activated* Help me! I’m dying! My leg is caught and I’ll never be free!

VICTORIA: *Goes to help*

CHARITY: *Laughs her head off*

ROBERT: It’s not funny! Aaron will never want me like this!

CHARITY: Oh Robert it is! You’re the comedy relief in this episode okay. Rhona’s trial is really tough on the audience and they needed something to laugh at and you’re it babe! How did this even happen?

ROBERT: I slipped! Obviously! And now my foot is stuck and my life is over…

VICTORIA: I think if I just move it like… *Rips foot out*

ROBERT: AHHHHHHH *Extra Extra Mode Activated* *Leans against radiator* (FANDOM: Remember that time…) YOU’VE BROKEN MY ANKLE! THIS IS THE WORST INJURY EVER! I’M OBVIOUSLY DYING! HOW COULD YOU HAVE DONE THIS TO ME!!!

VICTORIA: Well, at least it’s out now...thanks to me. I have served my Plotly duty! Now I’m just going to laugh at your misfortune. You did tell Diane you wanted a comedy Plot.

CHARITY: Yeah, your life is hardly over. There’s not even any bone gruesomely sticking out! The fans were hoping you’d be on death’s door when they first heard about this! I hope they’re not disappointed. (FANDOM: We got to see his stomach...we’re good...and easily pleased. We have to be at this point. #LowExpectations)

ROBERT: *Extra Extra Mode Still Activated* IT REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HURTS!!!

VICTORIA AND CHARITY: *Laughing*

ROBERT: STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!! - It’s one thing for the fans to laugh. I want them to be as happy as they can be with all of this but - SHUT UP YOU SHRIEKING MONKEYS!!! - Speaking of monkeys...remember how there’s that sculpture of me as monkey on the shelf over there? They wouldn’t have bothered with that if they weren’t going to fix this eventually right? - #AreWeBackTogetherYet

CHARITY: Oh hey, look! It’s my Plot keys. Now I get why I needed to come here to get them. I needed to have this laugh. Thanks for the entertainment Robert!

ROBERT: GET OUT!

VICTORIA: *Mocks his poorly ankle*

ROBERT: GET OUT AND LET ME WALLOW IN MISERY AND PAIN! Actually...Charity...hang on…

CHARITY: No.

ROBERT: But...did you see my #BeautifulNotHusband Aaron...cause in case you didn’t hear when I was shouting it in the pub earlier, he’s everything to me and I need constant updates on his existence...it’s vital to my very soul…

CHARITY: Yeah...not gonna tell you. I will tell everyone about this though...probably including Aaron. If you’re really lucky, maybe Maxine will slip a callback about it into a future episode when you’re back together...kind of like the tree. *Leaves*

ROBERT: *I hope so Face* #AreWeBackTogetherYet #ThisPlotIsTheWorst

[The Mill of Misery with Robert and Rebecca]

ROBERT: *Hobbles*

REBECCA: *Arrives showing off her mini skirt and fucking heels* #ThisIsNotAMaternityWardrobe #LetTheTheoryLive #StopMakingItSoEasy

ROBERT: *Oh great Face* Did Vic send you to gloat?

REBECCA: No, I sent myself because I totally have agency and make my own decisions all the time. I also wanted to tell you that you’re a selfish asshole.

ROBERT: Right...cheers for that. Never heard that one before.

REBECCA: I’ve taken my fair share of the blame for what we did Robert–

ROBERT: Really? Was I in that episode? Because I don’t remember that at all. (FANDOM: Neither do we!)

REBECCA: Yeah, well it’s this new thing I’m trying. The Plot thought it could just slip it in there and everyone would just think that I’ve been saying it all along.

ROBERT: The fans are not fooled by your ever changing personality.

REBECCA: Look, I’m like a sample platter, something for everyone. Eventually, I hope the Plot will make a decision. Though if the Plot is anything like me, stand by for my next twenty personality transplants. But anyway, back to my tirade. You were there for the Incident too! You’ve cheated on every person you’ve ever been with. Aaron was supposed to be your exception until the Plot got greedy. Chrissie and I didn’t ruin your life Robert, your past character history did! If anything, you ruined our lives. I mean, definitely Chrissie’s, that one is totally valid.

ROBERT: *I’m in lots of pain mostly due to my broken heart but also my leg Face*

REBECCA: What? What is this? And no, I’m not talking about my acting, I’m talking about your leg…

ROBERT: I think I broke my ankle. It’s literally the worst injury in the world.

REBECCA: Well, the Plot brought me here for a reason so it must be to take you to the hospital.

ROBERT: Are you not going to help me?

REBECCA: I’m done being your crutch Robert. See look, you’re drunk and sad and I’m not sleeping with you. I hope that means #CharacterGrowth Anyway, here’s an umbrella to use. You can pretend you’re a Kingsman.

ROBERT: *Catches Umbrella* I do like pretending to be a spy.

[The Mill of Misery with Robert and Rebecca]

ROBERT: *Hobbles in on a crutch* (RYAN: This is actually the one from my knee surgery. They just kept it around for this)

REBECCA: Your home is gross so I’m going to go now. Good luck with your slightly twisted ankle. I’m so glad we didn’t see a medical professional on screen. That would have looked really bad if we had seen one for your stupid ankle when we’ve never seen one for my pregnancy Plot.

ROBERT: *Cries* (RYAN: Okay, I did the whole pinching the bridge of my nose thing like Danny and I made a snuffling noise. I’m trying…)

REBECCA: *Oh I see, the Plot wants me to have sympathy for you Face* - that’s certainly a change, just like my personality -

REBECCA: *Gets Robert a glass of water like she should have done that night* *Sets it down on top of a book with ‘Shame’ in the title*

ROBERT: I wasn’t expecting you to try and sober me up. Didn’t think that was your MO.

REBECCA: Sample platter remember. My personality is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get. Besides, now I get to watch you be in pain. If I really were a #BlackWidow this would be my jam!

ROBERT: Well since you’re not a #BlackWidow yet, let me apologize for everything the Plot has had me do to you, whether it was in character or not. Neither one of us wanted this Plot and I’m sorry I’ve been vile to you, like Vic said when she and the Plot set this apology in motion earlier. So...I’m really sorry...probably...I heard somethings about potential revenge in the future, but you didn’t hear that.

REBECCA: Obviously. Anyway, I knew this apology was coming. That’s why I took you to the hospital and back. #AnythingForThePlot

ROBERT: I miss him (FANDOM: Whyyyyyy?! Are they back together yet?)

REBECCA: Obviously. You’re the loves of each other’s lives. The Plot has said so numerous times even if I’ve mostly ignored it.

ROBERT: For two minutes I had it all. Then he got sent to prison and this whole Hell Plot started.

REBECCA: You’re lucky, I never even had two minutes. - Take of that what you will. I’m sure the Tinfoil Fandom is having fun with that one. - (TINFOIL FANDOM: Two minutes until Robert passed out and you didn’t have sex after all and this baby is not happening or not Robert’s? #LetTheTheoryLive) Why would the Plot have you move back in here just so you can move out again next week?

ROBERT: So I could have this breakdown and say all of these quotable lines and make my fans happy. I miss being near him. I thought moving back in here would help me be nearer but it hasn’t. It just feels empty, sort of like sex with you. Now I feel empty...because as I said, Aaron is everything. He’s my whole life.

REBECCA: This Plot is messed up.

ROBERT: Yeah...it is. But thanks...for being a mate.

REBECCA: Who said we were mates? The fans still really don’t want it. But yeah...we should have stayed just mates instead of sleeping together. #ThisPlotIsTheWorst

[kadobeclothing]

The Best Valentine’s Day Date Ideas

Valentine’s Day should be easy. After all, the potentially disastrous bit – finding a partner to get all googly-eyed with – is done. Yet, the reality can be as far from cute and cuddly as a season of Narcos. There’s the panic gift buying – as if every man on earth suddenly remembers it’s his mother’s birthday. The overpriced roses that resemble a shrivelled scrotum the instant you leave the shop. Plus the restaurant dinners where the conversation is drier than a well-done steak.However, there is a new Plan V. A cooler, slicker way to handle the day – starting with these 14 date ideas that are memorable and have just the right level of mush. You’ve got it from here.1. Take A Cable CarValentine’s Day can feel like every town and city is crammed full of couples. Like, seriously, is no one binge-watching Netflix tonight? To escape to your own little pod of outdoor privacy, think vertical. Cable cars and Ferris wheels were made for this very occasion – they bring awesome views, the novelty factor, the fear of dangling perilously in the air. Okay, don’t dwell on that last one. Do pre-book wherever possible, however. Queuing is never an aphrodisiac.2. Book A Chocolate MasterclassChocolate for Valentine’s Day, ground-breaking, right? Well, actually, it is if you think outside the chocolate box and turn the sweet stuff into an experience. For one, a masterclass with a chocolatier is basically a whole evening spent eating dessert together. You’ll smell chocolate, taste it and turn it into miniature truffley works of art. It’s a touchy-feely activity that brings out your creative and your sensual sides. The result? Prepare to adopt the charm of Ferrero Rocher’s ambassador with the sultry appeal of the Milk Tray man. Roll neck optional.3. Go Star-GazingThe night sky isn’t just romantic, it also doesn’t get booked up three weeks in advance and is big enough that you won’t bump into anyone else with the same idea. To ace stargazing, you need a spot away from artificial light (but not so remote that your date thinks you’re luring them into the wilderness), cosy layers, the Sky View Lite app to identify what’s above you, plus something stiff (liquor based, please). Of course, every great plan has a nemesis, and in this case it’s clouds. An observatory or planetarium is a strong back-up. Even if visibility is poor, 3D projections bring the planets to you.4. Escape To A Boutique HotelNo relationship was ever made worse by a king-size bed, Egyptian cotton sheets, a mini bar stocked with rum and someone else cleaning the toilet. Spending Valentine’s away in a swanky hotel elevates planning for the day from a chore into a treat. There’s also a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign that you can use without feeling guilty. Meaning all the usual mid-passion mood-killers – parents unexpectedly popping over, the postman needing a signature – are eliminated. Oh yes.5. Have A Cook-OffSo you forgot to reserve the pop-up restaurant that your partner’s been dropping hints about since last October. No problem. Blame its booking system and inject some DIY fun instead. Propose a challenge: you both have to prepare the best or most inventive meal you can, using only what’s currently in the house. Depending on your level of reliance on takeaway apps, that dish could be a variation on pasta and sauce, or something to make Ottolenghi green with envy. Winner of the cook-off gets a week off washing-up duty.6. Recreate Your First DateObviously it helps if your first date was a cracker. And, very important, that you remember the first date with the right person. A candlelit river cruise with some phone-streamed jazz might be date dynamite, but not if it actually happened between you and an ex. Caveats over with, a trip down memory lane always gets the heartstrings going. Throw on the same Oxford shirt, recreate the food you ate, choose the same bottle of wine, joke about the mishaps or funny moments and how you never could have imagined it would have worked out so well. You big softie.7. Build Something TogetherFor a fun evening where time will evaporate, get your geek on and build something together. Lego and jigsaw puzzles are, frankly, wasted on the young. By our age, we should celebrate finally being allowed to buy the big Lego set (Star Wars Millennium Falcon, we’re looking at you). Plus, we won’t throw a tantrum if we can’t find the bottom right-hand corner of the jigsaw. Or so the theory goes. Fact is, games are silly and satisfying in equal measure, and, weirdly, it’s seriously hot watching your partner construct. Who knew?8. Pick A Random Cuisine To TryAn interesting way to solve the dinner dilemma – i.e. how to eat out without being a clone of every couple in a 10-mile radius – is to pick the cuisine of a lesser known country or just one you’ve never tried and find a street-food truck or takeout. Maybe it’s Vietnamese or Bangladeshi or Lebanese. The food itself provides a more interesting talking point than ‘Will that couple over there please stop eating each other’ – and you might just stumble upon a new favourite to return to.9. Give Pottery-Making A SpinIf it was good enough for Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze in Ghost… (okay, Swayze’s character wasn’t exactly alive at the time – but details, schmetails). For Valentine’s Day, a ceramics or pottery-making class is all kinds of sensual. Think about it: hands interlocking over wet clay while you sculpt next to each other at the wheel. Even if the end result is more mangled than majestic, you’ll have a romantic date and a souvenir to remember it by.10. Belt Out KaraokeValentine’s Day singing isn’t just for drunk groups of singles on the train – it’s great for drunk couples, too. Though upgrade the train to a karaoke booth. Depending on which side of the X Factor stage you would be most likely to grace – the voice of an angel ‘Yes’ group or the voice that makes dogs howl – a bit of tequila beforehand may or may not be needed. Though, it’s really the attitude that counts. Grab your date, a classic playlist and belt out some cheesy duets. Sonny and Cher, eat your heart out.11. Try An Adventure SportNot that thing you saw on PornHub that looked like you needed to be triple-jointed, this is good, clean, PG-friendly fun. In fact, your local sports centre is a good place to start. Have you ever been to a climbing wall together? What about trampolining? Or a zip-wire or tree-top assault course? Think outside your comfort zone (literally – there may well be muscle ache the next day) and choose an adrenaline-fuelled activity that’s good for your heart, both physically and romantically.12. Wow With A Helicopter RideIt’s hard to talk about helicopters without dropping in a ‘give them the ride of their life’ cliché. But, when in Rome and all that. A helicopter ride is a blow-the-budget, blow-their-socks-off date memorable for you, for your partner, and great for bragging rights on Instagram. Dating by chopper always trumps dating by Uber – even one of the fancy ones with Fiji Water. Where to go? Take a short flight around your city, over a river or near a famous landmark. It’s not just about the views, the bumpy bits are perfect moments for some impromptu hand-squeezing.13. Relax In A SpaHowever tough men like to act, moaning about always having a stiff neck and never doing anything about it, almost all agree – pampering rocks. Take those white spa robes. That’s a level of comfort and fluffiness that seems to defy the laws of science. A spa is a great Valentine’s Day activity because you’re both indulged, both relaxed, and both in a setting where there’s no pressure to competitively look at other couples and judge who is having the better time. In a spa, everyone is too blissed out and horizontal to care. Couple’s packages range from hours of knot-nuking massage to dips in hydrotherapy pools and scent-infused saunas.14. Play The Flip-A-Coin GameStill don’t want the pressure of producing a Valentine’s Day dud? Well, why not leave the evening to chance. Head into a town or city centre and flip a coin to make your decisions. Should we turn left or right here? There’s a bar on one side, a café on the other – which wins? Should we go to a museum or the park? Ice cream or cake? Like one of those ‘choose your adventure’ books you loved as a child, the coin handles your fate for you. One thing: just don’t forget your wallet. Source link

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Mae is here and he wants his husband's attention. There's no particular reason, only being that their schedules are chaotic & often conflicting thus resulting in being void of each other's touch & space for long periods of time. Either Mae is working & Brody is home or vise versa (or Mae is asleep when Brody returns home). But at the moment, the artist wants nothing more than his love's undivided attention now that they have a moment to themselves. “Hello, mon cher.” Kiss. “I miss you.” Kiss.

╰ mmmm that good bae shit || @fluera​ & Mae !

→ ☾ Brody tires his best not to complain or be upset. He also tries his best not to be overbearing and boisterous and come to Mae’s job every day and crash into things like when they first started dating. He likes to think he’s grown and matured since then--but his feelings? They too have grown and deepened every single day more he’s been with Mae. Tenfold since they got married and maybe that’s why he can suffer through the distance they’ve had.

        Oh how Brody misses Mae, but he takes what he can get. The gentle touches, holding him in his arms at night when they’re sleeping. Waking up to rushed good morning kisses as Mae heads to work. And another rushed kiss in the afternoon when Brody is rushing to work and Mae is just coming home. Some how they’re making it work, but it’s clear they’re both frustrated at the lack of each other--perhaps this is what being married really feels like. 

       Like a long game of phone tag, Brody wraps his arms around Mae and traps him. “Mm no moment. I don’t want this to be a moment, you’re not going to work and I’m not either.” He demands, pressing his lips all over Mae’s face, up and down his neck. Rubbing his stubble into Mae’s neck, leaving a fresh burn before pressing their lips together. “I need my husband, I can’t live any longer with you.” He whines, kissing Mae’s lips again, softy and gentle. “Stay home.” ☽ ←

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25 & Grounded.

You never forget where you came from.

Though that may sound simplistic and incredibly cliche, it’s the truth. This weekend I was able to spend time with my tribe, my village, my little piece of Heaven..and sometimes Hell if we’re being honest: my family. It made me think, we’ve been through some tough times with each other; more than I’m particularly ready to share in this post, but it was those times that shaped me into the woman that I am today. Let me explain. I’m frugal as a motherfucker & I got it from my mother. We didn’t have much growing up, but what we lacked in material things, we more than made up for with love and laughter. Don’t get me wrong, Nanette Laverne was no softie, and she certainly had a firm hand on each of her children (sparing the rod was never an issue in my household, so she didn’t have any spoiled children if you know what I’m saying). However, she found ways to make each of us feel special, even though we didn’t have the nicest things. “We’re not ghetto, we’re ghetto FABULOUS,” my mother would say, meaning we didn’t have it like that, but we didn’t need to show it. Of course, we know that no parent is perfect, and being human, my mother made her share of mistakes, but in my eyes, she was still Superwoman. She made sure we had food on the table, a roof over our heads and clothes for church on Sunday. She always made certain that we had everything we needed, even if we didn’t always get what we wanted. I will always cherish her for taking care of my siblings and me all by herself because my childhood taught me the value of a dollar and hard work. 

I inherited my love for music from my uncle. My uncle Eddie was the only true father figure I had in my life and his house was the place to be growing up. My fondest memories are of the times my entire family would come to visit and the house was filled with melanin, ma dear(my grandmother), and music. Old school music to be exact. My favorite song that my uncle ever played for me was As by Stevie Wonder. We were laying on the floor in his living room (that no one was allowed to be in so I was clearly VIP up in that joint), eating potato chips, and having the usual uncle-niece jam session. My uncle made me sit there and listen to that song over and over, and I loved it, but never knew the depth of what Stevie was saying, and my uncle looked right at me as he sang the words:

“Loving you until the day the Earth starts turning right to left,

Still loving you until the Earth just for the sun denies itself,

Still loving you until mother nature says her work is through,

Still loving you until the day that you are me and I am you

...Now ain’t that loving you?

Now that’s really loving somebody!”

I looked at my uncle like he had four heads, three hands, and a peg leg; I didn’t know what the hell he was jabbering about. Now that I’m older, I realize the importance of the song. Now for anyone that doesn’t know this song, it’s 7 minutes of Stevie essentially saying that he will love this person until the impossible becomes possible, since none of the scenarios depicted in the song have even the slightest chance of taking place; Even so, this song was Stevie’s proclamation of loving this person into eternity, and my uncle was telling me that he loved me just the same. Eddie C. is a simple man, but when it comes to music, he is poetic. I mean we would listen to all the late greats from The Temptations to Stealers Wheel, from Stevie Wonder to Cher, and of course, I know every Michael Jackson song in the book. Since then, we’ve traded in our potato chips for Pineapple Paul Masson, and instead of lying on the living room floor, we chill on the sofa, but to this day, I cherish the moments we share, and I attribute my relationship with all genres of music to him. 

My quick wit and superior comedic expertise (wink, wink)? Those I owe to my four siblings--three biological and one that my mother essentially raised from birth--we were some funny ass kids man. I told you we didn’t have much, so we had no choice but to be close. My siblings were my best friends and my worst enemies, but I wouldn’t trade them for the world. I love them to the moon and back because nobody gets it like we do because when no one else was there, we had each other. My brothers' sly mouths forced me to have tough skin and a quick response to any joke they threw at me. Now my sister was the self-proclaimed second mother and boss of the house, so nothing got past her, but somehow, we still got into some shit under her nose, and she would be pissed. We had the best times together. I could tell you some stories, but we’d be here all day, so we’ll save that for another post. All in all, we were all we had and all we needed, and to this day I love each and every one of them for their contributions to my otherwise dull existence. 

I say all of that to say this, though I may be a loner about 80-90 percent of the time, I will always remember my roots. We all should remember where we came from, even if it’s not the prettiest place in the world. Without our roots, we would otherwise be wayward souls floating aimlessly through life with no foundation to help us remember who we are. Your tribe should always remind you of home and the pieces of your life that you won’t forget: the good, the bad, and the ugly. Your family should be your real day one niggas because they have literally been there since the beginning and will be there in the end. I know that not everyone grew up with a family unit, and those are the people I empathize with because I really don’t know where I would be without mine. Even though they can sometimes be an albatross around my neck, I wear it like a badge of honor because the love I have for them is comparable to none. 

If you take nothing else from this post, remember to stay grounded. Spend time with whomever you consider family, whether you’re related or not, because they are your support system. Remember that when life tries to blow you away, you may bend and constantly face the threat of being taken over, but it’s your roots that keep you safely tethered to your truth and who you really are. We don’t have to love the ugly parts of our foundation, but we can use those bricks to build from as we come into our own. Revisit your roots this week. Look at old photos, call your parent(s), or spend time with your siblings. In doing so, you’ll remember why you go so hard and why you are the person that you are, because of where you came from. Life doesn’t get any easier, but with your tribe, you can face the world.