#housewife duties

[tradmare]

Today has been such a good busy day. I’ve been married for a week and now I’m getting my little house into order. All the laundry is about caught up and put away. There’s roast waiting on my husband when he gets home and the windows have been open all day airing my little house out ❤️ oh how I love this life, this home, my husband and my God

[amymbona]

Cleaning my room part 394962 I'll be writing later in the evening 😁😁😁😁

[callmemrscarter]

When I’m in a mood, one of the habits I’ve been implementing instead of making sure others know I’m not in a great mood, is get things done around our home, listen to podcasts, & have random moments of talking to God ���

Call me crazy, but it is therapeutic.

AND productive!

[cowgirlcherrie]

I often forget that I bake and love doing it from time to time…like who want’s Cher’s cuppiecakes and a cake with vanilla frosting and sprinkles on top ?? 🧁🎀

maybe even a red velvet cake if I feel like it ૮₍˶ •. • ⑅₎ა ♡

[konigsblog]

what do you mean i can't live on a farm with farmer!könig and bake him his favourite, delectable sweet strawberry tarts and apple pies?!

[serzperntblood]

I just want a military man to grab me and throw me over his shoulder so I can be his little housewife.

throwing food together, taking off his grimy sweaty military clothes after he comes back from deployment, fixing him that good ass dinner that I barely make for myself.

only want him to bend me over and make me feel pretty, please fill me with child???

[moongreenlight]

GIRLIE PLS I NEED MORE YOUNG HOUSEWIFE x PRICE 😭😭

Instead of starting every ask response with “sorry it took me so long to get to this I suck” I’m just going to issue a blanket statement that I have like 45+ asks in my inbox rn and I get so overwhelmed looking at them that I just ignore them until I need to write something. I love you all for messaging me I love hearing your ideas and compliments please don’t stop sending them just bear with me as I sift through them. <3

Also- I got legit death threats on my first post like this. I’d like to make this ABUNDANTLY CLEAR that this is a LEGAL AGE GAP. It’s not grooming, it’s not predatory, it’s ENTIRELY LEGAL. You’re early twenties. He’s mid-to-late-thirties. Please do not bite my head off.

Anyway I’m back on my Price and his young housewife bullshit below the cut. Xoxoxo

Here’s the OG post if you need a refresher

Mdni. Nsfw below cut.

There’s this scene in the MW3 campaign where Price and Farah are talking about where she got the missiles from and he’s trying to shoulder up with her, but she just shuts him down in the end. (Like always I hope you’ll trust me. Implicitly) (John Price the man that you are!!!!!!) and I really think that’s the household dynamic. He’s always the biggest in the room, but he’s got this incredible reverence and respect for women who can out-bitch him. Bends his rigid spine BACKWARDS for you. Would move mountains if you’d only ask.

Doesn’t always have to be serious things. Like maybe you’ve made friends with some moms in the neighborhood (it’s a point of pride for him that they’re all minimum 5 years older than you.) and they all go to this obscenely expensive Pilates class at six in the morning. You mention in passing that you’re signing up and the suburban white dad in him makes his ears perk.

“‘N how much ‘s this class going to cost me?”

“Dunno. Think it just goes on the account.”

“Course. Gym membership doesn’t cost enough as it is.”

And then all it takes is him seeing you in a matching workout set for all of his protest to die down. For SURE makes a comment about how he ‘didn’t know it’d be this worthwhile’

Loosely following that point, I think any real arguments get hostile very quickly. He’s not so egotistical that he won’t apologize, but I’m certain that it’s like pulling teeth to get him to that point. He can hold a grudge unlike anything you’ve ever seen. Borders heavily on immature when the two of you are in the thick of things. Starts shit just to start shit. (Secretly because he just loves makeup sex. Would rather eat you out until you’re sobbing than actually say the words “I’m sorry.”)

Having thoughts about him bringing you to some military ball. The both of you dressing up and sliding into the car that was sent for you just to sit on opposite ends of the backseat and not speak a single word. He burns through a cigar in record time and you toss back a few glasses of champagne. You both put on appearances getting out of the car. Hook your hand around his bicep while he shoves you inside with his hand on the small of your back. Hissing nasty quips back and forth about making this quick. Few hellos. Show your faces and then you can get home and get away from each other. Putting on appearances only goes so far, though, because when John is pissed- everyone feels it. Sucks the life out of a room and replaces it with an eerie feeling like a bomb’s about to go off.

He leaves you alone with a few other wives. Pulled away by Laswell with a promise of a ‘quick’ meeting. He comes back half an hour later fuming when he sees that somehow you’ve been pulled away from where he left you and found company chatting with his boys at the bar.

He gruffs some greetings before dragging you away by the arm so roughly that you have to stifle a yip.

“Are we leaving?”

“No.”

“So what is it, John? You’re making everyone think we’re miserable.”

“We are miserable.”

He’s yet to stop yanking you away. You have to do an awkward half-jog to follow him down a short hallway just outside the washrooms.

“Christ, would you just-“

“You look like a slag in that dress.”

He about throws you straight into the corner at the end of the hall. Muscles in his jaw ticking under the force that he’s using to grit his teeth.

“Sorry?”

His lips are brushing the shell of your ear. Bullying you further back into the wall. You’re entirely taken aback by his ferocity; especially because he usually prefers you wear something much more revealing than this. Some twisted point of pride, him seeing all the men your age drooling over you even after knowing you’re on his arm.

“Ought to let the boys pass you around. See if that won’t sort out that fucking attitude of yours.”

Theres some more protest from you, but it was entirely useless given how worked up he was. He ends up making good on his threat and shoving you into Ghost’s side when he brings you back out. He says something, but you can barely hear it over the blood rushing in your ears. Though you assume it’s a half-warning, half-explanation by the way Ghost snakes an arm loosely around your waist and gives a sharp nod. You get off relatively easy all things considered because Ghost is the only one smart enough not to take Price’s words at face value and sneak you away to some coat closet. That’s a permission granted only when John was present and in his right mind.

I cannot stress enough how much it gets him off to see you pregnant. Not like sexually, but he is nothing if not a glutton when it comes to feeding his ego. Likes it when you wear shirts that hug your swollen belly tight so he can see exactly how much your body is changing. Even better if they’re crop-tops that show off the skin that’s now littered with stretch-marks from growing his babies.

I have been saying this, but just to make it clear, he wants a small army of children. Like enough to have one of those trashy reality TV shows about how many kids you have. (In reality I’m getting 4/5 kids in total vibes) Loves coming home from work and seeing you carefully stirring a big pot on the stove while bouncing a baby on your hip, pulling a clingy toddler around on your leg, and situating your school-aged kids with their homework at the table.

But he most definitely hires a live-in nanny to help you out. Knows it’s not fair to leave you with that kind of responsibility. But also it just makes him so hot to see you mothering his kids that he needs to be able to take you away and not have to scramble to find something to occupy the kids.

Makes the nanny take over bath time more often than not so the two of you can take a bubble bath yourselves. He loves the casual intimacy of pouring two glasses of wine and having thirty or forty minutes to yourselves.

Having this visual of you before you’ve started having kids sitting in the tub after being strangely quiet all night. He offers you a heavily-poured glass of red and you’re a little glassy-eyed and staring up at him but making no move to take it.

“You alright, doll?”

“Mm?”

“Said you alright? Don’t want a drink?”

A long moment of silence from you. Long enough for him to perch on the rim of the tub and gently tip you up to look at him by putting a few fingers under your chin.

“John, I think I’m pregnant.”

“So no drink, then.”

[tw1nkee28]

Guys

Guys please

I don't post him nearly enough but I promise this is my wife

He's MY wife

[guxgux]

Men who make you feel all girly and at ease>>>>

I gotta say: nothing gets me going more than a man who knows how to make me feel like a woman.

I've always been more "masculine" when it comes to how I present myself, so when a guy puts his hand on my lower back, or is the calm to my worry, or just does something that makes me feel all feminine and gushy...it just drives me crazy.

100% certain that I'd be a housewife for a man that made me feel safe and confident enough in myself (and in him.)

[angelwngd]

[honeyteacup]

Hear me out! Controlling! Strict! Husband! Krueger!!!!!

~Also my first post<3🥧

~Tw: Just Sumt thoughts about Krueger!💋

Just imagine how he will demand you to wear a outfit he picked out for you!(Which is a short white dress with lace at the bottom of the dress! Also showing off your adorable curves and chest!<3) This man will immediately bend your you over the kitchen sink while you try to doing the dishes and fuck you so hard! You start begging him to stop and it’s too much for you!

Also Controlling! Strict!Husband! Krueger will give you a list of chores every day before leaving for duty! He will hangout on the fridge for you so you don’t forget about it throughout the day! Because he knows how forgetful you can be!

Controlling! Strict! Husband! Krueger also loves punishing you if you mess up or forget about a task/chores! God he loves watching your pretty doe eyes start to get all watery and glossy while he takes off his belt! Makes his cock extra hard if you start begging him to forgive you and promising you will be a good little wife for him! He can’t hold back anymore he needs you immediately!

Starting to get into the spicy stuff!<3

Controlling! Strict! Husband!Krueger loves fucking you while you whimper softly and gasping for air! Telling him to stop and that he hurting you!(poor little pet) He loves strangling you with your adorable panties watching you struggle and choking on your almost dying breath! Literally turns him feral! Starts fucking you like a animal!

Controlling! Strict! Husband!Krueger loves putting a leash on you!(In his mindset he believes a leash will train you to be a perfect little pet housewife for him and him only!<3) When he is really in a mood he will grab the leash for your neck and force you on your hands and knees walking you around like a little puppy! After that if you have been a good pet for your husband he gives you one your favorite snacks as a treat and after he fucks you again into your sore puffy cunt!

~Bye Honeybuns<3

(Might make a part two? Give me your opinions in the comments please dears🥂)

[tradmare]

Just thought I’d share my playlist for housework,cooking, laundry so on and so forth. It’s a mix of good upbeat classic music and gospel. I hope y’all enjoy it! Give me recs to add to it!

[goshyesvintageads]

The Bon Ami Co, 1943

[mxltifxnd0m]

sam would 100% be the best girl dad to ever girl dad in all of girl dad history, he’d do their hair and hold them and he wouldn’t switch up like most dads do with their daughters after they go through puberty. also if he had a daughter with a person of colour and his daughter had a different hair type he’d definitely research how to care for her hair so on skl mornings where you’re tired he can do the hair and then when u do it i feel like she’d be like “where’s daddy :(” and she’d totally be a daddy’s girl and yeah it’s js rlly cute in my mind

-💽

no because i literally had this headcanon in my head ever since i started this show because he would be a good dad in general regardless of their gender(not without a lot of trial, error, effort) but YESS hed be such a girl dad its actually insane. like as soon as she was born, he was wrapped around her little finger and would do anything and everything she'd ask him to do.

im literally ugly crying at the thought of sam learning how to braid hair and how to do hair for his little girl (if they were poc) and eventually becoming really good at it and his daughter would be so happy that her daddy can do her hair and even brags about it at school also yes she be such a daddy's girl even if she's a bratty and angsty teenager and into adulthood

ughh i need to have children with this man NOW (i don't want kids but if it was with him id have as many as he wanted)

[therightonewillstayy]

27, yay! I guess

[askdrhanniballecter]

How would one convince one’s husband to help him clean up after a dog? My partner is very insistent that it would ruin his entire day if he were to help me like this.

Your husband should worship the ground you walk upon. If Will can convince me to clean the yard, surely your husband is no different.

If he still refuses, remind him of his place and make him beg for your mercy.