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angel and devil on your shoulder as the leech twins except they’re both devils they just argue who’s bad idea u should do XD
OOOOOO omg devil!Jade who is always up to no good... and then angel!Floyd who is objectively the worst angel ever. T_T he's the least holy angel you'll ever meet (he's committing sacrilege daily and archangel Rollo is going to kick him out of heaven for one more infraction), but at least he's sort of good at his job (i.e. he's good at lazing around and putting good vibes out into the world)???
He's assigned to you as your guardian angel and all is well until Jade worms his way into your life, ready to lead you astray with all sorts of mischievous temptation. He's the soggiest incubus you've ever met because he thought it'd be cute to look pathetic and hungry, but you refuse to let him feed from you and now he just looks silly when he's all splayed out on your bed like a nude model in his skimpy outfit. :( mission failed successfully? Because now he's so whipped for you, the only human who's able to resist all of his charms. He thinks he'll stay for a while; your home is very comfortable. <3
Floyd's kicking him out because you're his human shrimpy. It's his job to look after and protect you. Jade is not welcomed here. >:( Floyd's jealousy gets the better of him and maybe he's being petty when he blesses your house and puts all sorts of magical seals and enchantments on it to ward off devils like Jade, but this is only because he wants you all to himself. How else can he possibly have a chance with you if Jade's so annoyingly relentless with his attempts to charm you into sex? T_T
#twisted chit chat#it's the worst/best rom-com of your life#every day you come home to jade lying in suggestive poses on your bed or sofa and every day you walk past him without sparing him a glance#and every day floyd's spilling salt around your bed so jade won't come crawling under the covers#nighttime is floyd's time to get lots of cuddles from his shrimpy (and maybe some somno groping.....) <3#i imagine jade returns to the underworld every now and then only to have azul make fun of him like:#'how can you call yourself an incubus and fumble this badly? you're making an utter fool out of yourself'#but that's okay because jade likes the humiliation#he will not give up!!!! ganbare jade!!!!!#(indulge him once but rather than letting him have the upper hand you must peg/fuck him and make him cry and whine like he's in heat)
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the thing about freigang to Me is that it is just the loneliest stuttgart tatort out there. first glimpse we get of either of them is basti at the tatort alone looking at his own reflection swimming in distorted cold blue. he goes home gets the scheidungsantrag the apartment's empty. then thorsten comes back but surprise undercover mission which means they're separated and can't talk to each other freely and most of the time not at all and they don't have anyone else available and then it's just like. brothels and neon lights and barbed wire fences and prison yards and glass and reflections and everything's full of distances
Do You Get It
#thorsten sleeping on the sofa in an apartment that belongs to the person he's pretending to be an apartment that has a fully functional bed#with no one else in it#sebastian sleeping on the floor in an apartment that belongs to the person he's pretending to be an apartment that has a fully functional#bed !!! with no one else in it !!!!#Fuckin. loneliness episode. everyone's watching. no one's looking at you#tatort stuttgart#truly The quiet when i'm coming home and i'm on my own i could lie say i like it like that episode#no id
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i need some drunk sad hughie on the edge of the gun after robins death for morale boost
#hughie campbell#he would be standing there in a haze holding her arms#for hours because he won’t let anyone take them#he won’t say what happened because he can’t comprehend it#his favorite hero as a kid just killed his future wife and his mind is shattered#the ambulance is called for hughie and his father comes#hugh is the only one who can get through to his son#but even then#hughie won’t let go of her arms until his dad physically tears them from his hands#and hughie collapses and his dad scoops him up#they take him to the hospital but he’s clealyy in severe shock#so he’s not speaking at all besides small whispers and sobs that are intelligible#when hugh takes him home he just wants to go to bed but hugh is concerned hughie may hurt himself#which isn’t incorrect#he leaves the door open and in the middle of the night sort of comes to#and he can’t handle it#he can feel her blood under his fingernails#even though they’d practically scrubbed him clean at the hospital#so he raids the liquor cabinet#like he’s a child sneaking booze from his parents#his dad finds him the next morning still hammered beyond belief and sick over a bowl he dragged from the kitchen cabinets#hugh isn’t sure how to help so he just sits by his son and rubs his back as he’s sick#because what are you meant to do when that happens to your son?#hughie clings onto his dad and scream sobs until he finally finally begins to feel the claws of exhaustion weighing on him#he sleeps on the sofa for the forserable future because everything reminds him of her#and hugh feels safer knowing hughie is in eyesight and not behind a door in the hallway where it’s less obvious to know if hughie is safe#hugh takes to sleeping in the love seat by the sofa to keep an eye on him#hughie knows what he’s doing and appreciates it but he can’t help but feel like a burden#i’m gonna perhaps write this
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officially in my ted era
#coming for your brand bre#watch out#gotta make jokes cuz a joke a day keeps the tears at bay#azula vc: it’s okay… you can laugh….its fUNNY#the room only has one bed and no sofa so im sleeping in a sleeping bag on the floor ✌️😗#also been coping by pretending i’m a character in schitts creek#current mood: schitt’s creek season 1 episode 1 - 21:11#but honestly things could be so so so much worse and they’re not so im very grateful for that!!!#ooc.
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Arcane being meaningful shot after meaningful shot needs to be studied
#like come on man. i need to go cinema 🚬 every other minute#viktor working on hextech while jayce is in the background readying himself in the mirror. come on now#also i am pretty sure that when vi arrives at the lanes and also when jinx enters the arcade the music sounds very similar to#what could have been. leitmotif even#and in both instances the situation turns sour after they feel at home(with the laitmotif playing). thats so fucked#you're hot cupcake came way too fast. damn vi really got her#and just for me... a little upwards shot of vi manspreading on the sofa... as a treat#VIKTOR GET UP!!!! SKYLAR GO AWAYYYYYY!!!! FOR YOUR SAFETY PLEASE!!!!!#this montage is fucking vile akdjaksjdksnals#another vile montage to imagine dragons until vi knees sevika in the face and jayce leaves a naked woman in bed to go see sick viktor ajdkaj#when the girl you just met leaves you in a brothel to go pick a fight and you gotta go save her.... toxic gfs.....#i am jk btw thats so funny ajdkajs also sevika does shimmer TWO times to beat vi. crazy. what emprisonment does to a mf#talking tag#watching arcane
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@beatingheart-bride
"Funnily enough, it never made me afraid of the water o-or whales o-or anything like that, when I first heard it," Susannah confessed with a small shrug and a smile: She could understand why it would frighten some children upon hearing it, but to her, she never questioned the inherent strangeness of the story, nor did it frighten her the way the tales of the Fae did. She just went along with its fairy tale logic, never giving it a second thought as a child.
"I just...thought it was very...well, very romantic, as a girl," she continued, her tone softening as she brushed a loose black lock of hair from her face as she recalled those childhood days of laying in a patch of sunlight in the living room, laying on her stomach as she reread the tale over and over and over again, always loving that the prince remained so true to Trembling, even when Fair tried to pass herself off as her sister. His putting the sword between them in their marriage bed, noting it would be cold come morning if she were trying to deceive him (and sure enough, it was), to say nothing of his determination in rescuing her from the whale, was so chivalrous and grand to her as a child that she always found her eyes roving over those paragraphs in particular, and those beautiful accompanying illustrations.
(Now that she thought about it, there was something strikingly similar about Philippe and the prince on the page...both in their personalities and in their angelic appearances, blond-haired noblemen who loved fiercely and loyally...)
She was quick to discard this overly-romantic notion, averting her gaze as she tucked the lock back out of her face, saying simply, "It...it was my most favorite fable growing up. Still is, I suppose. I...I enjoyed the love story then, and I...I still do now."
Even if I don't believe in love at first sight... she thought somewhat bitterly to herself.
#((my family had a cat like that! before i was born; my parents' next door neighbors had a cat they let out and he ran off))#((and as opposed to looking for him; they just went out and got another cat; so the runaway was adopted by my parents))#((he was a long-haired gray tabby they named greystoke and he ADORED my mother))#((to the point where he would get CRAZY jealous of my dad being anywhere near her!))#((he'd get between him on the sofa; on the bed; he did not trust him around mom; despite them being married!))#((he eventually chilled out but in those early days he was like 'nope! you're not getting ANYWHERE near my mama!'))#((to quote baby sinclair from 'dinosaurs': 'not the mama!'))#((and it's so sweet to see susannah really brighten when talking about something she holds near and dear to her))#((as well as for someone to actually enjoy listening to and talking to her; that's a huge deal to her!))#((she's kinda experiencing a little push and pull; she's starved for some positive human interaction))#((and even though she has her reservations; her uncertainties; her hang-ups; she's still enjoying the time she has))#((with philippe...blissfully unaware that they'll be seeing each other again much sooner than she thinks!))#((she's gonna be SHOCKED to see him outside the haberdashery come tomorrow evening!))#outofhatboxes#beatingheart-bride#V:Genderbent
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okay I severely misjudged spaghetti guy he’s actually just really cool
#okay so I came to this flat and he wasn’t here. greeted by a very dirty flat with shit all over the kitchen counters over cling film#I meet first my other flatmate who told me he stays in his room constantly bc of previous bad flatmates#has literally just a saucepan and some salt in the kitchen. so I’m like okay spaghetti guy potentially not great but could just be#how this guy is yknow#on Tuesday I get an email back saying he’s coming back from Norway tonight looking forward to seeing you feel free to use the kitchen sauces#rlly friendly message that I wasn’t expecting. I also didn’t know he’d been on a trip i just knew he wasn’t there bc his door was open#(to a REALLY nice room. multiple rlly nice plants (which he has little care labels for!!!) and it’s tidy and pretty#and he’s got a sheep teddy on the bed)#meanwhile I am in my own head bc I don’t wanna cook in the kitchen until I can clean it and I can’t clean it without moving his shit and#I haven’t seen him yet to talk abt it and I can’t bring myself to talk to him immediately bc I’m dying#and embarrassed as hell by how I’ve been cooking in my room with a microwave and air fryer (loud) and sneaking my shit out of the kitchen#but then yesterday I DO talk to him!! and he’s super friendly!! actually interested in having a conversation and Good at it.#and then he’s cooking and like. spaghetti burns but I’m not there for long and seems to be a mistake (he made the same thing for lunch today#and did Not burn the spaghetti) and is otherwise clearly competent bc the food smells Good and despite leaving a few things out it’s like#washed up stuff isn’t dirty and the sides are better despite still under cling film. more a case that he’s spread out than he’s messy#and now today we talked and i offered to hold onto some shit over summer bc complicated situation that boils down to he’s flying back home#and he cant take all his stuff and had to choose between chucking stuff/having literally nothing this weekend. like sleeping on the sofa etc#and then cleans the whole flat?? which I’m assuming a good chunk is his mess? but he did not need to do that. could’ve easily left#bc there are two people still living here who would’ve had to deal with it and he doesn’t know either at all#and THEN tonight we talk abt food which is fun bc we both ordered stuff. and he offers me some honeydew melon bc he’s been gorging himself#these past two days to finish it before it goes bad/he leaves which is also really sweet#and JUST NOW. I take my headphones out after finishing dinner and hear the sweetest fucking guitar#he plays the gentlest like dreamy sounding acoustic guitar I’ve heard in my life in his room (door closed by the time I leave)#this is actually just a really cool dude#now that the kitchens clear I’m gonna cook tomorrow and will probably offer him some bc otherwise he’s gonna be eating out all weekend#he has extra takeout for tomorrow night but might want smth Sunday#regardless I am just. huh??? left a bit stunned bc of the u turn my opinion of this guy has taken. bc my opinion of him was a reflection#of my discomfort moving to this weird dirty basement flat with two people I didn’t know#well. idk where to go from here. I think I’ll start by talking to him more this weekend. bc holy fucking shit.#luke.txt
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just moved into a new place that has a washing machine that *has a dryer* and in addition to the convenience of washing sheets, I am now convinced that all I need is to put all my bones into the washer-dryer for a good spin. and then they will be warm and sorted.
#can you imagine having warm bones#I’m aware they might be a bit staticky I’ll live with that#I am also aware that like really what I need to fix my bones is WD40 and not yknow a good wash and dry cycle#but come on it FEELS like it would be nice#I’d put all the carpals and metacarpals and phalanges into a delicates bag so they don’t get lost#bet the knees would do well with some hot water and soap there’s 100% some#fluff or something stuck in there#they all need a good wash#and then they will smell fresh and be all warm#I may have stretched this idea to its limits I don’t think anyone#should come for me with facts and logic tho#it’s important to note that the washing machine is not working atm#bc a fuse has blown#so this is all fantasising while I don’t have clean sheets#and also I’ve built an Ikea bed and sofa in the last two days so I can’t really take responsibility for my mental state#but still#text post#my post
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pavel is such a fun character to develop i fucking swear
#multi makes text posts#i love coming up with lore for him#he's lactose intolerant but still drinks milk (not that he'd ever tell anyone)#(b/c if anyone makes a joke about cats liking milk he'll become homicidal)#later in the story he uses a baseball bat with a bunch of nails in it#he's blocked by his local mayor on twitter#he doesn't own a car because he hates them with a passion#he loves women who can kick his ass and men who can take care of him#he's 6'1 but has the energy of a 5'2 little gremlin#he doesn't drink alcohol and never has#he says he's a coward but he's actually really brave. and stupid#his apartment doesn't have a bed. he sleeps on a pull-out sofa#he's even autistic and has adhd
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Found a bed bug in my couch. Advice on how to make sure I never see a bed bug again would be greatly appreciated
#my landlords phone went right to voiceless and my bf is working the night shift#and my mom's response when i called her was wrote that sucks! don't come here we don't want that!#went to the laundromat and put half my clothes in the dryer for an hour#also bought a steam cleaner but it's really loud and the stream isn't even that hot#just praying that they're somehow only in my couch and not in my bed#i didn't notice signs of them in my bed but I've never really had to look so#and im definitely trashing the sofa. don't buy sectionals for 50 bucks from college students guys
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#my partner slams into me (in their sleep) -> i make pain sound -> cat comes to chirp at partner that I'm in pain and make me stop#lather rinse repeat#this has happened like 5x (partner is sleeping through the cat's demands)#when I'm in more pain than usual the cat tends to scream for my partner until i get settled on the bed or sofa#but if i get up or make ouchie sounds he'll start screaming and hunting for Other Mommy again#if i end up on the floor he tries to ''help'' by stepping onto my face (or whatever is most easily accessible to him) and screaming#he is sometimes very sweet but he is also very stupid#(yes he's orange)
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merry christmas hope everyone has a pleasant day and if its not a great day for you i hope your family leave your ass alone as soon as possible
#its the 25th here i have salted caramel hot chocolate or pepsi whatever come get some#im spending it on my own and thats the only reason i can stand the holiday now so LMAO i get it#last year i moved into my new apartment on christmas eve so its nice to have like. a sofa and bed this year!#ru.txty
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ok but like you know when you're stressed/overwhelmed/anxious/depressed/whatever and you know you should go to bed but the sooner you go to bed the sooner you will go to sleep and then it will be morning and you'll have to be a functional human adult for another 8-12 hours and you don't wanna so you just stay up way too late like that's going to stop tomorrow happening?
yeah.
me neither.
#i hate it though#it's 2:30am and i have work in seven hours#and i'm just sat on my sofa like I SHOULD DO LITERALLY ANYTHING BUT GO TO BED#BED IS THE DEVIL ACTUALLY. SLEEP IS THE LITTLE DEATH THAT BRINGS BEING MORE AWAKE.#mental health#stress#“jormy that sounds like burnout”#me with flames coming out of my ears and smoke rising from my hair: no it doesn't what
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#delete later#swinging wildly between excitement/relief and overwhelming anxiety/dread. its. a lot. the change is coming and i am freaking out a bit#im struggling to concentrate on anything bc there's so much to do and also so much waiting#on the upside my low energy crochet projrct is going great so that's nice. im exhausted and keep having nightmares so less nice#but i can actually relax this weekend. well i can stay home. no travelling multiple hours!!! i can sleep in!!!#i can organise. i have a plan for maximising packing space in my room bc im already out of it and there's no living room#tp store boxes in so ill just be clambering around my room for a bit i think. i cant wait to have SPACE to move and organise#I'm also relistening to taz balance which always makes me happy. and making sure im talking to ppl. my first week in new place#will be a good test of where my social skills are. essentially not great but better. better at knowing that socialising makes me happy#and is necessary anyway#its just a big thing and that's hard. but it will get easier.#and im gonna eat so much fish holy shit. have a spreadsheet of possible white goods to get and furniture. priority will be#white goods and probably a new desk for work. then sofa so im not spending all my time in bed. and i can slowly expand from there#god i can't wait to have carpet i fucking hate lino it feels so bad on my feet#but ya know. im sad i won't be living with my friends. and no cat. but nothing can be done there. i will instead maybe try plants again#im gonna have a lil patio!!!
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simple and modern small apartment sofa, rental room, living room, reception desk, clothing store, double, three small sofa
Git it now
#sofa #sofabed #ikeasofa #cornersofa #sofacovers
#sofas #SOFA2024 #SofaCat #SofaScore
#are sofa beds comfortable#are sofa and couch the same thing#are sofa sleepers comfortable#are sofa beds bad for your back#are sofa tables out of style#are sofa beds queen or full#are sofaygo and lil tecca friends#are sofa cushion covers washable#are sofas and couches the same#are sofa covers machine washable#can sofa cushion covers be washed#can sofa cushions be washed#can sofa cushions be restuffed#can sofa covers be washed#can soda expire#can sofas be disassembled#can sofa springs be repaired#can sofa beds be comfortable#can sofas be taken apart#did sofaygo leave cactus jack#did sofaygo graduate high school#what did sofala trade#how much did sofaygo sign for#when did sofaygo blow up#when did sofas became popular#where did sofa come from#when did sofa workshop close#what did sofaygo do#how did sofar sounds start#do sofa beds pull out
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