#social media celeb au

[pillowbee]

Southside Social Media Celeb AU

The halloween TikTok video has 14.4 million views, 2.4 million likes, 13.6 thousand comments, and 131.8 thousand bookmarks.

It's posted by Debbie, one of the three Gallagher siblings that have risen to internet stardom thanks to one viral video around the pandemic era.

They owe their fame to a stupid one-minute video of the two eldest Gallagher brothers patiently explaining to their naive younger brother about STDs, with Debbie (@debz_thegallagher) recording and laughing her ass off behind the camera.

(The caption of that fateful video reads:

"Lip & lan: we're gonna hold ur hand as we tell u this. Carl: 👁️ 👄 👁️”

And that video goes a little something like this:

A shaky start where Debbie is settling her phone on a surface somewhere so it captures her three brothers in the shot, and then —

"Waitwaitwait, Carl. Say that again, but slower," Debbie cackles behind the camera.

A doe-eyed teen boy with a devastatingly handsome face and wavy dark hair frowns at the camera briefly. This is Carl Gallagher, who would soon rise to his own fame on TikTok (mostly posting dance covers or TikTok trends), but never quite managing to shuck off the nickname the internet has christened him with: Naive STD Boi.

Carl Gallagher defensively says, "What? I tested negative, so that's good, right? Ian asked if I got antibiotics for it and I didn't, because I don't have it!"

Sitting opposite Carl on the couch is a man, also a looker in his own right: chiseled face, with a mop of curly, sandy hair, and a pair of piercing blue eyes. This, the internet would later learn from Debbie's subsequent videos introducing her family, is Lip Gallagher. He is not on any social media platforms, much to the chagrin of Debbie's fans, because apparently he "doesn't do all that."

In the STD video, he's frowning at Carl throughout the entire sixty seconds, as if he's unsure he's hearing things right but is fearful of offending his little brother if he outright asks, "Do you seriously not know?"

"O-okay, but Dom, she tested positive?" Lip asks as he shares a look with the third person in the video: a redhead sitting on the coffee table, also unfairly good-looking, with freckles adorning his kissable face, and a pair of green eyes that’s hiding mirth and amusement behind them.

This is Ian Gallagher. He's mostly on Instagram, but would later also create a TikTok account where he would share fascinating insights into his life as an EMT in Chicago (such as his experience working at music festivals, little sketches based on real-life patient encounters, and helpful first aid tips). Half of the internet will be disappointed to learn that lan is gay, and the other half will go wild with delusional thoughts of getting together with him.

The internet, being the internet, would fawn and fangirl over all three brothers and Debbie, with most commenting something about the Gallaghers winning the genetic jackpot and asking @debz_thegallagher if she has any other siblings running around that they should know about.

(She says she does, and in a separate video, she introduces her oldest sibling, Fiona, and her youngest sibling, adorable little Liam. The internet falls in love with both of them, too.)

"Yeah, she tested positive," Carl says. "And I gave it to her," he sighs.

Debbie howls with laughter behind the camera, further agitating poor Carl.

"Yo, shut the fuck up!" he yells, but Debbie is gasping, "I can't — I can't, I fucking—”

"Debs, you're not helping," lan chastises, but he, too, is fighting to keep his face neutral. It seems like he, too, doesn't want to offend Carl in this sensitive matter.

"Look, buddy," Lip chimes in gently, "if — if you don't have it...there's no way you coulda given it to her."

Ian nods emphatically, while Carl looks half relieved and half confused.

"I... I couldn't?" His tone is soft, uncertain.

In the background, it sounds like Debbie's finally managed to catch her breath.

"No," Ian says, "but it means that she, uh..." There's a trace of a smile on his face now. "Got it from… somewhere else."

Carl nods and looks down for a brief moment.

"Oh. Like from a toilet seat?"

This sets Debbie off again.

“Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!” she yells, her bright peels of laughter drowning out whatever protests and curses Carl is hurling her way.

Even Lip is smirking now, but he quickly schools his face back to a semblance of seriousness as he speaks over Debbie's cackles in the background:

"No, no, no..."

"Uhhh," says lan, who is now smiling tightly at Carl. Carl, who looks expectantly from one brother to the next.

"More like, um..." Lip pauses, and stares right at Carl. "From another guy's dick."

There is silence from all three brothers then, but Lip's direct, rip-the-bandage-off approach has Debbie dying of laughter again in the background.

Before the video ends and loops back to the beginning, the viewers can see that Lip's face is still serious, but he's biting his lower lip as he looks steadily at Carl. Carl is frowning at the floor, letting the information that his girlfriend is cheating on him with another man sink in. Ian has his head bowed, hiding his face from the viewers, but his shoulders are shaking, probably with laughter that he can no longer contain.

Then Carl groans — “Motherfu—" — before Debbie cuts the camera off.

This STD video has 75.6 million views and counting.)

Not all of the Gallaghers have remained on the internet, though. Only Debbie and lan are active on their respective preferred platforms, so this particular halloween video of hers has garnered more views than her other recent ones because it features a reunion between her and two of her brothers from the famed STD video.

Carl Gallagher has let his natural curls take over; it's in something resembling an afro now, and the internet asks if the Gallaghers have any African American blood in them, seeing as Liam, the youngest, is black.

(Debbie never answers these questions, content on leaving her followers to keep speculating.)

Carl appears in a chef's outfit as he crosses in front of Debbie who is dancing to and miming the lyrics of Lady Marmalade (or the gitchi gitchi ya ya da da song). She is dressed up as Kris Jenner, with a short black wig to embody Kris Jenner’s iconic haircut, a boob-tastic black outfit, and a pair of sunglasses.

Ian Gallagher crosses in front of her a short second after, eyeing the camera and smirking at it and scratching his nose with his left thumb before disappearing to join Carl on the other side. He is sporting the beginnings of a mullet, and is dressed up in a black tux. No one has any idea what he’s dressed up as, not even Debbie, apparently, based on her replies in the comment section of that video—

—the comment section of the video, which looks something like this:

Debbie • 2023-10-26

They just got Krissed @cgall19 @iangallagherEMT

Champagnemamami

OMG ALL THREE BAES IN ONE VID AGAIN?? THE REUNION WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR [liked by @debz_thegallagher]

destini 🌻

this is my roman empire 😭

WhatIsMyLife

What is Ian dressed up as? 🤔

Debbie

You know what, that is a good question! idek @iangallagherEMT please enlighten us

Ian Gallagher EMT

Guy in a Tux duh 🤷‍♂️

Dave12345667

i love u debbie pls marry me

Debbie

Sorry love but I’m into girls 💕

SophiiieeeE

Am I tripping or does Ian have a mullet???

Debbie

How did I not notice that until right now 😂

amilyn

Omg im still obsessed with the gallaghers ever since the pandemic does she reply? [liked by @debz_thegallagher]

Debbie

She definitely does!! 😘

Emma | Seeing Tyler

Is carl dressed up as gordon ramsay 😂

Debbie

Yep!! 😝 WHAT ARE YOU 😡 AN IDIOT SANDWICH 🥪

knackmovesaway

Lip????? Where?????? 😭

Debbie

Sorry he hates the internet because he is Old™

While most of the comments are focused on the siblings’ reunion and halloween costumes, a small, hyper-focused portion of them are obsessing over a new detail they���ve noticed with Ian Gallagher. Apparently the tiniest, most briefest action of him scratching his nose had given people something to speculate over.

grossmatthew!

Waiiiit 👀 Ian is married now??

kay in her idgaf era

I spy with my little eye a wedding band @iangallagherEMT

Asia Deveraux ✨

No 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 tell me its not true ian youre not married right!!!!!

🐐 🐐

I hear a thousand fangirl & fanboy hearts breaking lmao congrats @iangallagherEMT

🖐️ Dani 🖐️

@iangallagherEMT husband reveal when?? 👀

JewelOsco’s Cousin

Omg u guys need to chill tf out abt ian it could just be part of his costume

Debbie doesn’t reply to any of these comments, and neither does Ian.

(But his actions speak louder than words when, even after the halloween video, the silver band remains on his left ring finger in his EMT videos posted on his own platforms, convincing his and Debbie’s followers that he is indeed married now.)

The STD video and the halloween video continue to garner steady views as the years go by, with new people coming in and commenting things like,

“My sex ed teacher showed our class this video today lmaooo I think everyone paid attention today!!”

and,

“poor carl 💀 kudos to the patient brothers tho for handling this with such gentle kid gloves”

as well as,

“tag urself im the unhelpful sister cackling in the background!”💅🏻

Carl Gallagher eventually learns to embrace his internet nickname and even gets invited to Liam’s school to make a brief appearance during their Sexual Health Awareness Month (much to the embarrassment of Liam).

One can find the Gallaghers on their respective social media accounts below:

Debbie:

@debz_thegallagher (TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat) — where you will most likely find contents on womens’ rights, LGBTQ+ issues, and updates on the other Gallaghers;

Carl:

@cgall19 (TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat) — if you are into TikTok thirst traps and viral trends;

and Ian:

@IanGallagherEMT (TikTok) and @IanCGallagherEMT (Instagram) — if you’d like to learn some life-saving tips or get content on mental health awareness, or if you’re just into funny EMT skits.

(Debbie once joked that Lip might have a Facebook account somewhere, and she is right. You can find him by searching Lip R Gallagher on Facebook — but the page is blank save for his name and DOB, which is listed only as 1995.)

***

Inspired by:

Emma Rose Kenney’s original TikTok video

That one funny scene where Lip & Ian had to gently explain to Carl that his gf is cheating on him!

And also Markiplier’s fans freaking out over the apparent wedding band that he’s wearing in this Cloak video.

[rafestyles]

celeb crush | drew starkey smau

part nine (づ￣ ³￣)づ

masterlist

08 | 09 | 10

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: 　　:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧

a/n: this one was so much fun to make. especially the phone call!!! these two are so special to me!!!!! don't forget to please reblog, like, comment. it helps me a ton <3 love u guys!!!!!

taglist: @aariahnaa / @rafegf-real / @frankoceanluvr11 / @percysley / @rafesdrew / @simpfomarvel / @sovuckie / @wh0re4drewstarkey

[musicforastylesrestaurant]

Overwhelmed.

word count - 650.

You were stuck in your own little bubble.

As much as you enjoyed being there, and getting to meet so many new people and create friendships that would last a life time, you couldn’t help but miss home.

Even though your husband wasn’t far from your being, you missed home really freaking bad.

You missed your friends, your family, you missed Anne and Gemma and missed the home comforts.

You missed your blanket and you missed you comfort Teddy that shared the bed with you and Harry.

It was just so overwhelming.

You were sat down by the creek, fingers delicately playing with the water, your hair was in some french braids that GK had done for you this morning, and your bare feet were dipping in and out of the water.

This was the first time you had really felt like this, and you had no idea why it was only coming long now.

Coleen had walked up to the creek, thinking she was going to be having a nice swim to herself, when the sound of quiet sniffles drew her attention else where.

She placed her towel on the rock and looked up to see you sat there, feet dangling and tears rolling down your face.

She frowned and hesitantly approached you.

“(Y/N)?” She whispered as she came and sat down next to you. “— is everything okay, sweetheart?”

You jumped when you heard another voice from behind you.

And when you saw Coleen sit down next to you, you were quick to wipe away your tears and offered her a shaky smile. “Yeah, I’m all good.”

“Babe, you don’t have to lie to me.” She offered you a gentle smile and that was all it took for you to break down in her arms.

You leant your head against her collar bone and she brought you into her arms and rubbed up and down your back soothingly.

She had that motherly touch that you missed so deeply.

“Shh…it’s okay.” She consoled you. “— you want to tell me what’s the matter?”

You pulled away from her embrace and wiped at your eyes. “I’m just overwhelmed I guess.”

“I get it,” she nodded her head. “— it can be a lot, being surrounded by so many things that are uncommon to you, I’ve found it hard too and I bet if you asked anyone else they would say the exact same thing.”

You swallowed harshly. “I’m just missing home, and I know that’s selfish of me to say because everyone else is in the same boat as me, but I’ve never experienced anything like this before.”

“And it’s okay to feel like that,” she brushed a stray strand of hair out of your face that had fell out of your braids. “— it proves that you human.”

You smiled at her softly. “Can you do me a favour?”

“Of course,” she nodded. “— anything.”

“Could you go and get Harry for me?”

Coleen smiled at you an understanding smile and nodded her head, standing up to her feet and disappearing back the way that she entered.

Not even five minutes later, Harry came running through the leaves, out of breath and hair slightly disheveled.

You let out a soft laugh. “— did you run?”

He sat down on the floor where Coleen was previously sat, and you didn’t hesitate to lay your head on his lap, and his hands instantly went to running up and down your spine.

“S’matter, baby?” He asked, pulling his bottom lip between his fingers.

“Just overwhelmed,” you blinked. “— missing home, missing family, missing Paddy.”

Paddy was the name of the stuffed animal you slept with at home.

“Yeah?” He hummed. “— it’s okay to feel like that, I’m feeling it, I know for a fact Danny and Jane are feeling it.”

He leaned down and pressed a soft kiss to the top of your head.

“Your not alone, Sunshine.”

@luvr4miya @thurhomish @shanice @lomlolivia @harryshouseo1 @gem1712 @ashleighsss

[reidshearts]

in between

social media au series!

pairing: milo manheim x fem!reader

content: swearing, drinking, alussions to sex

part 1

part 2

part 3

reader faceclaim, MARISSA LONG

milo manehim, HIMSELF

[enoeji]

Texting mistake

━━ where you misshaped wanting to send your brother a message and instead send it to a good looking stranger

pairing: vballplayer!suna x fem!celeb!reader

genre: social media au, college au, crack, colleagues to lovers

warning: swearing, simp activity, dark humor,drinking,vaping,smoking

status: writing

tag list:

MAIN MASTERLIST ﹒⪩⪨﹒ HAIKYUU MASTERLIST

profiles 01 , 02

— onigiri

— party

— big reveals

— dark lies

— celebrity

— faith

— home

— at the end

— exposed

— love at first text

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[wellgoslowly]

a saga, presented in 3 parts:

anthony lockwood, renowned actor, realizes that he was handling a prop rapier the whole time while on set for lucy carlyle's band's music video

[lucy, norrie, and kipps are the band members featured in this saga. lockwood and george were cast in the mv]

MADE MORE SHIT FOR @ikeasupremacy AND I'S AU RAHHHHH

[swiftlark]

chapter four: katniss everdeen, the speak now era.

speak now is the third studio album by singer-songwriter katniss everdeen. everdeen wrote the album entirely herself within two years, while she was promoting her second studio album fearless. inspired by everdeen’s transition from adolescence into adulthood, speak now is a loose concept album about her confessions regarding love and heartache, with some songs about her public experiences. produced by everdeen and peeta mellark, the album combines country pop, pop rock, and power pop with rock sensibilities and melodies characterized by acoustic instruments, dynamic electric guitars, strings, and drums.

[corneliastreetapartment]

Buzzfeed archives: August 2016

Niall Horan x Y/n swift

Story Masterlist

In today's episode: Buzzfeed archives: Bryan Gonzalez Throws Shade as Y/n Swift's "Minor" Album Faces Cancellation: Is He Hinting at a Rumored betrayal?

Buzzfeed archives

posted on August 2016

Bryan Gonzalez Throws Shade as Y/n Swift's "Minor" Album Faces Cancellation: Is He Hinting at a Rumored Involvement?

Hold on tight, folks, because the drama just hit the fan! Bryan Gonzalez, the former flame of Y/n Swift, took to social media with a shady post just as rumors swirl about Y/n's canceled album, "Minor," allegedly featuring songs about their past relationship. Could this be a sly hint from Bryan, leaving fans speculating about their past relationship?

As the news broke about the cancellation of Y/n Swift's highly anticipated album, fans were left in shock and disappointment. However, what added fuel to the fire was a cryptic post from Bryan Gonzalez, Y/n's ex-boyfriend, causing quite a stir in the online world.

With a picture that seemed to exude smugness and an eyebrow-raising caption, Bryan left fans wondering if he was throwing shade at the situation. While the exact words eluded us, the message was loud and clear: there may be more to this album cancellation story than meets the eye.

The whispers circulating among fans suggest that Y/n's album, "Minor," contained songs that delved into the highs and lows of her relationship with Bryan. If true, it would explain the intense emotional connection fans felt when they heard the album's teaser, leaving them yearning for more.

But now, with the album halted in its tracks, fans can't help but wonder if Bryan's shady post is a reaction to his potential involvement in the project. Could he be feeling uneasy about the personal revelations that could have been unveiled in Y/n's music?

As fans dissect Bryan's post, analyzing every word and emoji, the speculation continues to mount. Some believe it's a sign of regret or bitterness, while others think it might be a subtle attempt to garner attention and reclaim the spotlight.

While we may never know the true intentions behind Bryan's shady caption, it has undeniably added another layer of intrigue to an already dramatic situation. As fans eagerly await any official statement from Y/n or her team, the rumor mill continues to churn with theories about what could have led to the album's cancellation and Bryan's shady post.

In the world of music and love, emotions run high, and connections can become tangled. Whether Bryan's cryptic message holds a deeper meaning or is simply a momentary outburst, one thing is certain: Y/n Swift's "Minor" album cancellation is surrounded by a cloud of mystery that has captivated fans and left them hungry for answers.

[yesttoheaven]

I mean... should I do this?

Is Matthew really the culprit or is that what the media wants you to believe?

Anyway, if anyone wants to be tagged, just let me know. ✨️

you and pedro were always good friends, but things changed...

[i used ana de armas as FC, but imagine you]

[rafestyles]

celeb crush | drew starkey smau

part twelve (づ￣ ³￣)づ

masterlist

11 | 12 | 13

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: 　　:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧

a/n: hiiiiii :) it's been a minute!! the holidays kinda got the best of me BUT we are back!! i hope you guys enjoy this part!! we've got some drama coming up ;) please as always don't forget to like and reblog!!! it means the world to me :)

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[musicforastylesrestaurant]

Reminiscent.

word count - 400

“How did you and (Y/N) meet?”

Harry, Alan and Tulisa were sat around the fire, Harry was taking slow sips from his water bottle as they all chatted.

You were down by the creek having a nice shower.

Harry cleared his throat. “— we met ten years ago the previous February, it was the day of my birthday and she had come to one of the shows with her uncle who was the head of security.”

“She walked backstage because her uncle had promised that she could meet us and the second she walked through the door…let’s just say I was gone for.”

Harry thought about that day, the way you walked through the door, your hair swaying behind you and your white converse plodding against the floor.

“We took a photo together that day, that’s hung on the wall by the entrance to our home,” Harry smiled fondly. “— I was scared to ask her on a date at first, because I didn’t want to piss her uncle off y’know, he was basically our tour dad, but when it was revealed that she would be joining us for our second tour, I knew I wouldn’t be able to resist myself.”

“How did it go when you did eventually ask her out?” Alan mused, pursing his lips. “— bet he was fuming.”

Harry laughed and shook his head. “Surprisingly enough, he didn’t kick off about it. He said that she was glad she was getting taken out by someone he knew was a gentleman.”

Tulisa groaned. “— that’s actually so cute.”

“We became a couple in 2014, moved in together by 2015, I proposed to her in 2019 and we got married in 2021.” Alan took notice of how Harry’s eyes glossed over when he thought about those dates.

“I never really thought I’d fall in love and settle down,” Harry twisted his wedding ring. “— but I’m so glad I did, she’s m’everything and more.”

“(Y/N)’s m’bestfriend,” Harry smiled when he looked at the camera and adjusted the bandana around his head.

Harry wiped at his eyes when he felt them tearing up. ��— god m’such a sap.”

taglist: @luvr4miya @thurhomish @shanice @lomlolivia @harryshouseo1 @gem1712 @ashleighsss

[reidshearts]

celebrities!

in between - milo manheim social media au

[enoeji]

Texting mistake: big reveals

- where you misshaped wanting to send your brother a message and instead send it to a good looking stranger

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Regret. That’s the only way you could represent the felling evident on your chest heavy pulling you down you weren’t in your room nor were you in your clothes fuck did you have sex? you had no idea.. “morning peach” his voice was deep rusty who the fuck “who are you!” He chuckled omg it was so hot “don’t worry nothin happend I’m not like that” he looked familiar the man from yesterday! “Who are you? Answer my question” he stretched “suna rinarto darlin.” WHAT……

“The one who what he” you said pointing at your phone in shock you quickly stood up and tried to rush out “hey at least have breakfast” what harm could it do? “f-fine” FUCK WHY DID I STURTER SJSJJSHEHE

You both went and sat down and soon you checked your phone flooded with notifications main one being from your instagram and friends

You looked up at suna and back at your phone “did you do this” he tries to stop his laugh but he couldn’t “BHAHAHA OMG THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!!”

that fucker! “SUNA”

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[tsukuhoe]

˙ . ꒷ SHORT N' SWEET .ᐟ.ᐟ

⋮ VARIOUS!JJK X READER .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱

𐔌 synopsis ⋮ oh no! new hit popstar, y/n l/n, "broke up" with her situationship due to suspicions of him cheating! no worries though, she's about to release a super hot n' new album dedicated to his bs! short n' sweet! now what happens when this major breakthrough album catches the attention of the famous agency: special grade management?! [+ other celebs]

𐔌 content warnings ⋮ MDNI! female reader, modern & no curse au, social media au, written in 2nd person pov, age gaps, angst, love triangle but with 6 sides, frenemies, reunited friends (more like reunited hook up), friends to lovers, fan x idol, second chance romance, love at first sight, opposites attract, “fixing him” trope, slow burn, profanity  & crude humour, micro-cheating/cheating, heavy references to sex, eventual smut, suggestive jokes, “kys” jokes, drinking, smoking, alcohol, mentions of substance abuse, depression & anxiety, lots n’ lots of pining (ouch), sabrina carpenter’s music is used for y/n & joji’s music is used for geto, warnings may change as the story progresses. "💋" indicates written parts

𐔌 status ⋮  [11/15/24] ongoing, updates (at least) every sunday! taglist closed. please have age indicated on blog! MDNI, you will be blocked lol

⋮ MAIN CAST  ֹ⋮  ֹPRIVATE ACCOUNTS  ⋮  ֹETCֹ ⋮

01 ⋮ so act like a stand up guy // 02 ⋮ don't prove i'm right // 03 ⋮ walked in and dream-came-trued - [💋] // 04 ⋮ who's the cute guy with the wide blue eyes // 05 ⋮ everyone rolls their eyes // 06 ⋮ i know i have good judgement // 07 ⋮ when they act this way i know, i got em - [💋] // 08 ⋮ now he's thinkin bout me // 09 ⋮ holy shit // 10 ⋮ please please please - [💋] // 11 ⋮ heartbreak is one thing // 12 ⋮ my ego's another // 13 ⋮ who's the cute boy with the white sweatshirt - [💋] // 14 ⋮ you do something suspect as cute as bye bye // 15 ⋮ i beg you don't embarrass me motherfucker // 16 ⋮ if that was casual, then i'm an idiot // 17 ⋮ make me juno - [💋] // 18 ⋮ isn't that sweet? // 19 ⋮ i can't relate to desperation // 20 ⋮ heard you're back together // 21 ⋮ i don't waste a second, i know lots of guys // 22 ⋮ baby, i know // 23 ⋮ too bad your ex don't do it for ya // 24 ⋮ we love to mistake butterflies for cardiac arrest // 25 ⋮ i'm talkin' // 26 ⋮ cherry-pick lines // 27 ⋮ it's a sign of the times // 28 ⋮ tba...

. ꒷ TAG LIST .ᐟ.ᐟ [CLOSED 50/50] @celloccino @shokosbunny @nymphsdomain @alpha-mommy69 @soulairess @poopooindamouf @reyna-isabellaa @justamina-blog @koreluvsspring @mayhemfellasleep @clamousera @roxy776699 @l-ilysm @ayla-1605 @kaemaybae @starmapz @gigiiiiislife @puppyminnnie @desideityy @yuhig-blog @kaiiibxby @ami20019 @kentochronicles @missthatgirl @lauuriiiz @emi311 @lunavelha @coffeeisbehindyou @freakadelick @theclassbookworm @ladytamayolover @tojirin @fuckisthatahotghost @odxrilove @perqbeth @rxi-n-lyche3 @sugoroo @mentallyunpresent @naviaberries @wil10wthetree @thesharkcollector @harryzcherry @ghost-buddies @tearshedder @mourn1ng-dov3 @hellokittyish @good-mourning0 @shoma-nom @elegancefr @norikuna

[astonmartinii]

fresh out the slammer [guilty as sin part five] | charles leclerc social media au

pairing: charles leclerc x sainz!reader

no court cases, no ferrari PR jail... i'm sure nothing will happen, right?

MASTERLIST | SERIES MASTERLIST | TIP JAR

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tagged: olliebearman, francocolapinto & pepemarti

f1: THERE IT IS!!! The 2025 grid is set with Ollie Bearman at Haas, Franco Colapinto at Williams and Pepe Marti at Sauber.

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user317: HOLY SHIT

user318: i hate to celebrate someone losing their job in this economy but FUCK THAT MAN WOO HOO WELCOME TO UNEMPLOYMENT CARLOS SAINZ

olliebearman: can't wait to get started (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

user319: when are you going to recruit pepe and kimi to the leclerc family agenda

pepemarti: y/n has been my celeb crush since i was like 13 (sorry charles) so trust me idc about the spanish guy

olliebearman: he fully doesn't play about y/n, he even tries to read poetry (key word being tries)

pepemarti: you can shame me all you like but i think y/n would appreciate the effort

yourusername: you would be correct !

pepemarti: OMG ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-

charles_leclerc: i'll take you in if you promise you're over your crush on y/n, it would be very inappropriate

pepemarti: I AM I SWEAR

user320: i know carlos gotta be sick seeing the spanish youngster freak out more about his sister

yourusername: i fear he has bigger fish to fry right now

user321: @carlossainz55 BOO! did i scare you? i'm a job application

user322: being on the internet as a sainz fan gotta be torture at this point

user323: former delusional carlando fan here! he brought this upon himself lol

maxverstappen1: evil may be conquered but these three and kimi look like prime candidates to join the united front of hating

yourusername: we gotta get them started while they're young

charles_leclerc: i fear we don't have enough room in the house for all these kids

francocolapinto: do we really need the aussie?

oscarpiastri: i was here before you ???

yourusername: we can get bunkbeds?

olliebearman: does leo really need him own room

charles_leclerc: WATCH THAT TONE

kimiantonelli: i'm quite small if that helps

yourusername: looks like we have a new favourite

pepemarti: ????????

user324: see? carlos loses his job and suddenly all is good in f1 again... coincidence? i think not.

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yourusername: and the pieces all fall into place ...

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user326: this is a level of motherism we have yet to see in f1

user327: and mother in a literal sense these ones take her up to like five grid kids and one dog

maxverstappen1: don't erase her cat godson and goddaughter

yourusername: leo is almost fully cat trained ( ≧ᗜ≦)

albonpets: do not even think of coming for our brand

yourusername: which one am i talking to?

albonpets: HORSEY

yourusername: ... okay then

charles_leclerc: seriously?

yourusername: i'm not going to fight a (my favourite) albon cat charles, i may have the sainz last name but i'm NOT carlos

charles_leclerc: it'll be leclerc before you know it

yourusername: (˶ ˘ ³˘)ˆᵕ ˆ˶)

user328: no because at this point i can fully picture carlos having an argument with a cat

albonpets: we're down to tussle for y/n

user329: i'm dying, carlos lost so bad ALBON PETS ARE SHADING HIM

user330: guys are we ready for monza tho? y/n and charles fully back, the united front of hating back, italy don't play about charles... carlos girl i'd sit this one out it doesn't even matter that you're driving the red car

maxverstappen1: at least it won't be me being booed for once

carlossainz55: i'm not a bitch. if people want to boo me they'll only expose themselves as sheep

oscarpiastri: BAAAA

olliebearman: BAAAA

francocolapinto: BAAAA

kimiantonelli: BAAAA

pepemarti: BAAAA

charles_leclerc: parenthood is so precious

carlossainz55: you think i care that these little runts like you guys? they'll be out the sport faster than your other little pet american

logansargeant: at least i'm pretty

francocolapinto: sorry i can't hear you over my williams seat - you really thought that was gonna be yours huh 🤔

user331: obsessed with how carlos has just resorted to name calling because his only 'ammunition' against y/n is that she always wanted to marry charles and didn't want to work

user332: if that's illegal LOCK ME UP BABY

yourusername: they nearly did 😭

user332: oh yeah my bad g

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charles_leclerc: fresh out the slammer

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user333: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

francocolapinto: VAMOSSSSSS

user334: this was actually insanely poetic, ferrari i'm still angry at you but thank you for this genius strategy

user335: today you are excused, tomorrow we go back to hating

user336: the north remembers

yourusername: never in doubt starboy - i love you, you deserve this so much

charles_leclerc: i love you more, this win is for you after everything we've been through

yourusername: you're too sweet - it's all you baby and the win is all yours, my prize is being. yours

charles_leclerc: so glad we could have all of our REAL family around us today

yourusername: i love you all ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

oscarpiastri: i guess if there's anyone to lose to here, it would be my grid dad

francocolapinto: if you don't want the P2 i'll gladly take it off of your hands

yourusername: okay babies let's calm down and celebrate that we ALL scored points today

olliebearman: thanks mum and dad

pepemarti: did you guys see my F2 podium (๑>◡<๑)?

charles_leclerc: we did!

yourusername: well done pepe :3

pepemarti: hehehehehehheheheheehehehe

maxverstappen1: oh boy got out of ferrari jail and now we're ALL being subjected to the conjugal visits

charles_leclerc: stay outta my business

maxverstappen1: BROTHER 4 MILLION PEOPLE IN YOUR BUSINESS

yourusername: and four million people know my man is off limits

yourusername: @carlossainz55 stop paying instagram models to flirt with my man

charles_leclerc: @carlossainz55 what money are you using for this i had to close my DMs

user337: HE'S PAYING INSTAGRAM MODELS TO TRY AND FLIRT WITH CHARLES THE VERY GUY WHO HAD HIS CHILDHOOD RIVAL DELIVER LOVE LETTERS WHEN HIS PHONE WAS TAKEN ???

oscarpiastri: we never said carlos was smart

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f1tea: the ramifications of the sainz civil war may be a lot worse than previously feared. carlos sainz does not have a seat for the 2025 f1 season and doesn't look like he'll be chosen for a reserve role either with bridges with red bull firmly burnt. however, one of the biggest effects of this 'war' has been on those who still choose to associate with carlos. it's been reported that mclaren have had to turn down a number of sponsors after they asked that it is only run on oscar's car and that lando norris is not seen with the brand. do you think we'll see lando jump ship from carlos or will mclaren become a safehaven for sainz?

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user341: mclaren? a safe haven for carlos sainz? the same mclaren that houses the first child of y/n and charles? i'd like to see them try

user342: finally the carlando PR spin is dead

user343: they way they both thought that was their ultimate get out of jail free card and now it's like incriminating

user344: isn't this all getting a little petty now? like y/n and charles are together and carlos doesn't have a seat? what's the point of keeping all of this drama going?

user345: tbf this 'drama' was never going away the moment they exposed themselves for trying to use their daughter/sister as bait to further carlos' career

user346: if that wasn't downright criminal then unlawfully suing your daughter/sister for everything she rightfully earnt WAS

user347: yeah just because 55 fans and the sainzs themselves want to bury that loss doesn't mean it's not like one of the first things that come up when. you google carlos - of course sponsors are not gonna want ANYTHING to do with that

user348: poor lando getting caught in the petty crossfire

user349: i mean he was shit slinging at y/n after austria and that girl has levels of voodoo only taylor swift can better

user350: he's also a grown man who has seen this all go down behind the scenes so he's made his bed and has to lie in it

user351: the way the sponsors are just piling up for charles as well karma really is doing a number right now

user352: his charm is so universal that oscar is becoming one of the most marketable drivers as well

user353: no but as someone who was on the ground at monza, it's BAD like people were wearing their sainz merch with the 55 or spanish flag covered up

user354: oh he got them acting like middle aged football fans it's BAD

user355: at least they haven't started burning stuff yet

user356: if he takes out charles i fear it won't take long

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yourusername: my new poetry and letter collection, the alchemy, is out today and you guys already made it a new york times bestseller. my heart is so full! the last couple months made me feel like i would never get to love so thank you for showing me that everything is possible x

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user357: ma'am i am in love with you

user358: get in line buddy

charles_leclerc: i will run all of you over

maxverstappen1: thank you for the dedication, it was a traumatic time for us all

yourusername: you simply could've not read my private letters to my lover?

maxverstappen1: and where's the fun in that?

yourusername: a pigeon wouldn't have done this to me...

maxverstappen1: yeah well a pigeon also hasn't been your best friend for years and doesn't have a couch and cats to comfort you

yourusername: you make a good point

user359: she's really out here making me believe in love

charles_leclerc: the most talented woman in the world, i'm blessed to be on the receiving end of such words

yourusername: writing is so much easier with a muse like you

charles_leclerc: you're making me blush

user360: sure if my boyfriend was a greek god i'd also write good poetry

charles_leclerc: no you couldn't, not like her

yourusername: (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

lewishamilton: congratulations y/n, what an achievement! however, i do think the real achievement here is getting this grid to read a book

georgerussell63: excuse me?

alexalbon: ... you got me but i wanted the tea ☕️

charles_leclerc: APPRECIATE THE POETRY PEOPLE

alexalbon: funny how the letters were back and forth... but none of yours made it to the book

yourusername: ALEX :(

charles_leclerc: i didn't want my sad ramblings to drag down her shine - i thought you would get that seeing how bad you are at golf compared to lily

lilymunhe: oop.

user361: where are the children

yourusername: eating my cake :(

maxverstappen1: they're actually being really cute and are all sat in a circle reading it (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

charles_leclerc: gotta make sure they can read none of us finished school

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f1: LAST LAP SHUNT! Carlos Sainz takes Max Verstappen out in baku and the two did not mince their words on the radio

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user363: not to be dramatic but that's lowkey attempted murder

user364: at this point carlos is trying to ACTUALLY recreate that list of crimes meme

user365: let's get his ass in JAIL then

oscarpiastri: if i speak i'm in big trouble

carlossainz55: speak it big man - if you wanna act like a big guy back it up

oscarpiastri: okay you are a narcissistic misogynist who can't bear being told no. you are a talented man but without your name you would be nowhere but you lack the selfawareness to be grateful for where you are which is why you don't have a job. you are reckless and dangerous and the very few friends you have will drop you when you no longer serve a purpose in f1

user366: oh shit babe came out swinging

oscarpiastri: i'm hearing a lot of CRICKETS?

oscarpiastri: exactly - pussy.

user367: thank you franco colapinto for bringing back drivers with zero media training

user368: once again i am asking for proximity chat in f1

user369: the sweet souls on twitter would NOT be able to handle it

yourusername: bro tried to assassinate my best friend but i'm the problem

carlossainz55: stop being so dramatic, if anyone was to purposely hurt someone it would be max - look where he came from

yourusername: first of all FUCK YOU

yourusername: second of all, max is stronger than you ever will be, how dare you try and use his childhood against him when you know he's nothing but a gentle soul

yourusername: thirdly, by this logic the reason i'm such a 'gold-digging back-stabbing whore' is because of YOU GUYS

user370: i am absolutely losing it at the fact that carlos is furiously typing these at the fia HQ

user371: i know his PR officer is TIRED

francocolapinto: sorry our uncle got sniped but we did also get points @olliebearman

olliebearman: JUST TO SAY WE WENT TO SEE MAX AND HE IS OKAY BUT YES THANK YOU FOR THE POINTS

yourusername: guys lets keep the inside thoughts inside

francocolapinto: so you're not proud of us (╹ -╹)?

yourusername: I AM, I AM, WE ARE (charles is on the podium he'll tell you later)

francocolapinto: ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ )

olliebearman: ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ )

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maxverstappen1: i lived bitch

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user372: they're gonna have to do a little more than that to take down the united front of hating

user373: 50g can't stop the grind for these dudes

maxverstappen1: i would call that man a bitch with my last breath

user374: them celebrating the end of carlos' career by doing a mukbang is killing me

user375: when the funeral food be good as fuck you be forgetting who died

carlossainz55: you guys really are so pathetic

maxverstappen1: i didn't try to pimp out my sister, make her homeless then sue her but that might just me be

maxverstappen1: also the data will prove what we all know btw

carlossainz55: that you're reckless just like your daddy?

maxverstappen1: at least i can admit my dad is an asshole and i distanced myself, your dad is just as much a bitch but you gotta parade him around because no one else can bear being around you

carlossainz55: the only bad thing my dad ever did in his life is help bring the spawn of satan into the world

maxverstappen1: whatever, enjoy your race ban bozo

user376: is max suggesting ... it was on purpose

user377: if it was carlos might just be as dumb as they all say because fool was about to get a podium

yourusername: THEY CAN'T GET RID OF US BITCH

maxverstappen1: you're a sick motherfucker if you're enjoying this sainz disasterclass well i only just got out of the medical centre 🤧🤧🤧

charles_leclerc: no but deadass we're sorry you got taken out

maxverstappen1: someone had to be the mercutio to you people's romeo and juliet

maxverstappen1: PLEASE DO NOT KILL YOURSELVES AFTER I'VE GONE THROUGH ALL THIS SHIT FOR YOU

yourusername: we can't leave you with all these kids

charles_leclerc: yeah that's a lot of kids to inherit

user378: christian horner i hate you but you gotta get on your zoom

oscarpiastri: where's my congratulations 🤨

maxverstappen1: @yourusername @charles_leclerc yeah you can keep your kids

charles_leclerc: we're proud of you oscar (don't beat me again)

yourusername: well done oscar (your verbal takedown was particularly impressive as well)

oscarpiastri: 🤭🤭🤭

fin

note: lol i'm back. i was busy with work and then in hospital. but we all love guilty as sin? will get to tagging soon one sec

[sturniqlo]

RAPPER!CHRIS x SINGER!READER

*.✧ get to know rapper!chris and singer!reader ✧.*

both sfw and nsfw

rapper!chris who listened to singer!readers entire discography after he met her

singer!reader who played hard to get to see just how much rapper!chris wanted her. and also because she knew about his history with girls. plus, she has a bit of trouble committing to anyone (but they both hooked up once before they started dating)

rapper!chris and singer!reader who are each others plus one to any and every event

rapper!chris who gets a chain with singer!readers name or initials on it

rapper!chris who eventually gets a tattoo of singer!readers' kiss mark. it's a total surprise for her once she had gotten back from a quick trip to nyc

rapper!chris and singer!reader who aren't afraid to show each other off. always posting each other on thier social media, pointing each other out at their shows, and mentioning each other during interviews and songs

rapper!chris who loves to go rough but will often times take it slow and soft to feel her and take his time with her

rapper!chris and singer!reader who love to do interviews/videos together just for fun. like BuzzFeed CELEB, ELLE, WIRED, and GQ. even when they're not promoting anything

rapper!chris who will publicly call out anyone who makes a rude comment about singer!reader or mentions her in a song that rubs him the wrong way

singer!reader who loves going to visit rapper!chris in the studio whenever he is recording. always brings him food, snacks, drinks, or anything he asks for

rapper!chris and singer!reader who love to make silly little songs together that don't make sense at all and never release them, however one time chris accidentally posted one of the songs and it accidentally made the charts for how silly it was. (it was about the lunch they had, had that day)

rapper!chris who is in awe of everything singer!reader has ever accomplished. he teared up when she won her very first grammy, was over the moon when her song went platinum in a week, went to every. single. show of her tour no matter what state or country it was in, he was there

rapper!chris who goes to every. single. show of singer!readers' tour no matter what state or country it's in, he's always there supporting her

singer!reader who always senses when rapper!chris is taking candid pictures of her

rapper!chris who puts singer!readers' moans into one of his songs and ends up putting it in his album with her consent of course

rapper!chris and singer!reader who are both so utterly in love with each other and everybody else loves them that they broke twitter the day they announced their engagement

☆ ★ ✮ ★ ☆ ★ ✮ ★ ☆ ★ ✮ ★ ☆ ★ ✮ ★ ☆ ★ ✮ ★ ☆ ★ ✮★

an: not claiming this as my own idea! i know there as been several writers who have done this au before! anyways, i'm so excited to write for these two i love em already ˘͈ᵕ˘͈

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