#soap. or something. idk.

[spacelesscowboy]

haven’t been in a traditional classroom setting for over a year (did a bunch of classes that were essentially just “we’re gonna teach u how to make this and the homework is Be Creative About It”) and i am now fully realizing how bad my adhd is. it’s frankly a miracle i passed any class in middle and high school.

[mactavishenjoyer]

(wedding planning)

Soap:"your dad? Duh."

Ghost:"He's dead."

Soap:"Oh my fucking god he Is literally right there. I don't care if Price and you got in a fight he's still your dad and I want him in our wedding."

Price:"I- I'm not his dad?"

Soap:

Gaz:"Bullshit."

Roach:"Biggest damn lie I've heard all month."

Soap:"Womp Womp, you're not getting out of the wedding."

[shotmrmiller]

missed out on my chance to make a ghoap kinktober fic where reader cockwarms soap and ghost rubs your pussy til you're crying and overstimulated and might die if he doesn't stop but will also die if he does because you're hurtling at light speed toward another peak again and the only way soap can come is with the pulsing of your walls squeezing him viciously tight, exactly like how ghost's hand does around his cock when he's high strung and unable to think clearly while on an op.

[hai-nae]

if you want love, you're gonna have to go through the pain,

if you want love, you're gonna have to learn how to change,

if you want trust, you're gonna have to give some away.

[reds-skull]

Bored out of their minds waiting for the helo

[lumiilys]

Tfw you steal your crush’s soap cause the smell makes you think of him

Aka the real reason why Ed was asking for lavender soap in s1 ep8

[lennadanvers]

TW: mentions of sex/penetration/being naked; maybe like hinting at dark(ish) themes?? Soap being a lil weird desperate gremlin. This is so short.

Soap doesn't fuck.

He consumes.

It's not about blowing off steam or whatever, either. He has no problem saying it's just that, but it isn't. No, when he has sex with you it's because he's already exhausted all the other (tamer) ways of being close to you.

It's not about the sexual pleasure. It's not that kind of desire. It's his need to be around and inside you. To be you. It's like the need you get when you see something that is too cute and you just need to crush it between your hands. Except that Soap's feelings are darker.

He wants to feel you all over. Deeply. He needs closeness, desperately. He whines and moans purely out of relief when he can touch you; so much skin to skin. Soap presses his chest and belly to your back, and his hips to your ass, and your legs to his, and his neck to your shoulder, and his breath to your head... His arms constrict your chest and arms, hands clawing at your waist and biceps, whatever he can put his fingers on.

He doesn't even care about penetration. Sure, it's nice. Though not so much if it means he'll have to move away, even if it's just a little, to go in and out. No, he prefers grinding.

"Sex" is a good cover for what he actually needs. Except that things start to get a little complicated when you've both finished and he's still rubbing his body against yours. And is he purring?

[a-small-writer-in-a-big-world]

You walk outside your apartment one day to see neighbor!soap smoking.

You’re shocked.

You never would’ve pegged your neighbor as a smoker since he never smelled like smoke and because his voice didn’t seem all that damaged. You watch him for a couple moments while he looked the other way until he looked at you.

“Morning, hen.” He greeted with a soft smile, not as big as usual.

“You smoke…” you pointed out and he gave an almost ashamed nod.

“Bad habit but good when you need some stress relief.”

Your eyebrows knitted together at that. He was right, it was a bad habit but for stress relief you could come up with a hundred different options that were better for your health than smoking.

And knowing that he was stressed? That made you frown.

“Do you want to talk about it?” You offered but he shook his head.

“Nothing to talk about.” He gave you a polite smile. “Just the regular everyday stuff you know?”

You hummed and he took a drag of the cigarette. You stood there for a moment, fighting with yourself and trying to come up with a way to keep his mind off of nicotine and potential lung cancer.

“Wanna go on a walk?”

Neighbor!Soap’s eyebrows raised and you saw a light shine in his eyes. He quickly snuffed out the cigarette and looked ready to run a marathon instead.

“Absolutely.”

[imababblekat]

Medic reader who’s part of a small team sent in with others to clear out a compound so the more specialized forces can go in and do their classified work, except in the heat of everything medic reader gets separated and ends up on their own. They accidentally find their way into a secret lab and are attacked by a scientist that had been hiding, having something injected in them before taking the enemy out. Suddenly they feel very sick and dizzy, but just before passing out a small team of four come rushing in, sounding aggravated when they radio back to whoever that their target, presumably the now dead scientist, has been neutralized so they wouldn’t be able to take them prisoner. Medic reader tries to get their attention but can only groan in ill pain, their vision blurring in and out as one of the men order two to guard the door while he and another come rushing over to confirm they’ve got an alive friendly. One of the men is checking them over for injuries while the one closest to them, with a firm voice, is ordering them to hang on and stay with them, but just as medic reader is about to pass out, the last thing they note as they’re being lifted up by strong arms, is the TF 141 patch on their saviors uniform.

[porkcutletbowl44]

Johnny's got a new lass, the team has noticed. He's almost always buried into his phone, everyone knows he's talking to someone. Eventually he did spill the news.

Everything is great! You're perfect. Literally everything he could dream of. You match his humor, pretty face, wonderful sense of style, kind, thick skin, take no bullshit— the list goes on forever.

The first time meeting you, he was hooked from the simple and nice 'hello.'

You're like one of those couples that make everyone jealous, the perfect dynamic and lavish gifts, which by the way your face is just priceless when you receive those lovely flowers and heart bleeding love notes, the jewelery you eye in stores and your online shopping cart just hoarding things you never pay for they literally just gather digital cobwebs but Johnny can afford it no problem.

Everyone on the team is so supportive too! He went to Ghost to figure out how to work the cameras in your little apartment because that's not really Johnny's specialty.

Is it a bonus that Ghost also thinks you're the perfect, pretty little bird too?

[duskier]

Someone gives fem soap a squirting dildo as a joke but now you have a lesbian who already was a horny fucking mess begging to breed you and so fuck dumb that she gets actually confused when you have to pause her humping to refill it with more cum and it takes Significant aftercare to remind her she didn’t actually get you pregnant.

(She goes begging to her teammates for some of their cum to fill her new strap with so she can actually impregnate you. She says they either agree or she breaks into a sperm bank. They can see in her eyes she’s not kidding. She will get you pregnant with her strap and she will fuck herself dumb enough often enough to genuinely gaslight herself into thinking she did a medical miracle instead of blackmailing her teammates into helping her. Her teammates learn not to bring it up because of the look she get in her eyes when they try to “umm actually” her is the scariest thing they’ve ever seen and they’re pretty sure she’d kill them just to keep her delusion of strap-based miracle pregnancy going)

Soap, standing on a rooftop, yelling into the sunset: STRAP CAN GET YOU PREGNANT!!!

cw themes of pregnancy / starting a family below

Soap absolutely is a nightmare because she's got both a breeding kink and genuine baby fever. Her family is HUGE (I'm a huge MacTavish family truther sorries) and it's like her sisters or cousins or aunt or friend-of-the-family are popping out another baby every three to six months. Soap wants to be a mom at the end of this- she never joined the military to die in service, not really- she wants to see you as a mom, too.

She wants a baby that's a carbon copy of you, and then another that's a mix of the two of you, and then one that's a little Soap. And then probably one more kid for good measure- that way when you go to amusement parks everyone will get to sit next to someone. She's got a page in her sketchbook of baby names, some crossed out over time.

Let's be real it was probably you who bought her the squirting dildo because Soap fucks like she's trying for a kid every time and that's when it devolves into a conversation accidentally full of heart and Soap cries a little- distressed she's not able to give you a biological kid.

You tell her that you could adopt, that you'd still be a real family, and that you know Soap would take care of her family. That whoever you adopt would still be loved the same. It's like magic, how the words make her calm so quickly. It takes some coaxing, but it finally gets through to her that you will have a family, one way or another.

(It would be REALLY funny if she hounds the team to donate sperm because all of them are like "this is the weirdest thing I have ever done"- they never acknowledge them donating because it irks the life out of Soap-- those are HER kids, hers and YOURS!! You lovingly think your wife is nuts to use her teammates sperm- and to fuck it into you herself rather than go through a doctor-- moreso because you know that's gonna make some chunky babies)

[tyyppicookie]

Harper and Phil + hands

[forestshadow-wolf]

OMG BRAINWASHED SOAP AU BC S4 SOAP SKIN

Soap brainwashed and inserted back into the 141 as a traitor. Ghost suspects something is wrong and he can't quite tell what until...

He confronts soap. He sees him and sometimes ticks in his brain. Acting quickly he grabs soap and shoves him down an empty hallway.

"You're not my Johnny." His voice, despite the undercurrent of trembling, is firm.

Soap says nothing, but pulls his sidearm. Not even a second of hesitation. It aims directly between Ghost's eyes, mere inches away from him. Ghost doesn't flinch.

"You're not even my Soap." It clicks in his mind exactly what's so wrong about him, he lets out an almost shaky breath.

"What makes you say that?" Soap asks, gun still pointed, ready to give him a third eye. It doesn't sound like he's even attempting to hide it anymore, not since Ghost confronted him.

"His eyes aren't green,"

Soap readjusts the grip on his pistol.

"They're blue." In a flash Ghost grabs the barrel of the gun, redirecting soap's grip, he rips the gun from his hand and turns it on him. And soap, even this not-his soap, knows better than to think Ghost won't shoot, he puts his hands up in surrender in a self-assured but reluctant motion. Lucky too because Ghost wouldn't have, he's couldn't, not even this not-his soap. "Move" he gestures down the hall.

The door to Price's office slammed open, banging off the wall with the force that Ghost shoved a stumbling (not-his) Soap into the room. Price startles at his desk.

"What is this, Lieutenant?" He questions suspiciously. Almost reprimandingly. (Not-his) Soap starts to talk, spewing (what Ghost knows to be utter shite) about how Ghost just pulled a gun on him and blah blah blah, but Ghost talks over him.

"It's not him." He grits.

"What the hell are you talking about, Ghost, that's Soap you're pointing a gun at." Price snaps. (Not-his) Soap is still babbling. Ghost jabs him in the back of the head with the tip of the gun.

"I mean it's not him, Price. Look at him."

"I am looking at him, and he damn-sure looks like Soap."

"Then you're not looking. Price, I mean really look at him. Look at his eyes." Ghost looks at Price intensely, gun still trained on (not-his) Soap. "Johnny's eyes are blue."

"Not green." Price finishes.

"Not green." Ghost confirms.

[miilkybnn]

roach and his hat, always misplacing it!!! or is he ;)

(ghost and soap don’t have a damn clue about the cowboy hat rule)

[gomzdrawfr]

OC doodle with the 141 - tw: alcohol, small mention of death

Honest Feelings

[temeyes]

if ghost becomes a captain himself,,, do y'all think he'd be asked to take his mask off for good?