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[mikeyyyyy030]

MY FIRST TMNT OC!! HE'S SO,,,SS,,,SO,,SOO,,,

I don't even make that much of ocs (I mostly just draw my mutual's ones) but tbh? I'm a proud single father, bear with it.

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EXTENSIVE DATA AND FAN FICTION-WANNABE LORE:

NAME: Giovanni Hamato (current name)

AGE: 15 (estimated)

GENDER: Male (he/him)

SEXUALITY: undefined 

SPECIES: Albino heosemys spinosa (old species)

DISABILITIES/FLAWS: Speech problems, attachment issues , zero social ability, issues with his balance, struggles with following orders (but can be pretty creative at finding solutions), probably ate cement as a normal turtle and liked it.

VERSION: 2003 TMNT

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Due to a defective variant of the mutagen (created from the blood of S-gray Alien clones), a small pet turtle was incorrectly transformed into a hideous mutant—although, incredibly, the turtle had not ended up like the other mutants. transformed by that variant of the mutagen...the turtle was conscious.

The people who had created the variant had decided to take the creature, seeing a certain potential in it so they could use it as their weapon—their weapon to protect the earth.

...Although well, before even finding him, the creature had already slipped away to the countless alleys of New York, thus losing his trail.

Slowly, the turtle began to develop cognitive abilities almost equal to that of a human, making it capable of hiding in the shadows, stealing—or hunting—its food, without being seen. His animalistic appearance began to change over time, too, making him more and more humanoid, even being able to copy people's sounds!

After a year, the mutant thought he had everything under control, only having to hide from people, without any interaction with anyone—ignoring the countless times he tried to talk to rats—even though the turtle did not know what his purpose was. or why it seemed like everything around him seemed like an illusion, he didn't care! He was happy!

...Well, at least that's what I thought before seeing creatures just like him jumping across the rooftops.

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Long story short, bad mutagen made for the goberment mutated poor exotic turtle and fucked his life up (he ain't passing his 40's im telling ya now, if he doesn't kill himself the unstable mutagen is going to), boy learned how to survive and kinda got fucked over by people (*cough* purple dragons *cough*), and as seeing someone the same as him (a mutant) he became obssesed with them, the Hamato family...

And yes, the turtles freaked out. And throwed hands at Gigi.

My poor baby.

[the-whole-shebang]

I don't care what anyone says, I just KNOW Viktor clocked this man's pathetic, neglected shelter dog rizz the second they met and immediately fell head over heels for him. Argue with the wall.

[moch1rice]

Pomni is a cat in this essay i will-

[stump-not-found]

Lab Negotiations.

Ford says he traded some teeth to get his lab from Bill, but the truth is a lot stupider than that.

Supplementary backstory for Step IV of Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat.

[nil-elk]

The book you wish you had. 👁👄👁🖤💀

[r-u-living]

I'm sorry but this is just so fucking funny

[butterflyscribbles]

Finally caught up on How to Catch a Fallen Star by @samthefrank and @humanityinahandbag and I needed to capture the absolutely heart wrenching and pathetic energy of chapter four;A;

I’m so here for the Agent Stone adoption arc lets goooo

[captainsaltypear]

this is so stupid im sorry KJHSDKJF

[boxmakesart]

Soggy Simon Simon Soggy

[socksandcrocs]

been watchin mumbo again

[dykealloy]

god's favourite ragdoll princess and the most miserable girl in the world

[liimonadas]

i blacked out and suddenly theres 4 edgeworths on the canvas

bonus design notes edition

[bruciemilf]

Absolute “can my friends and I have a sleepover” energy

[chez-cinnamon]

I just saw a post with Caine in Kinger's robe and I immediately wondered what that would be like in your au because Kinger is BIG and Caine is NOT. It'd be a whole hill of robe with Caine's head popping out of the fluff somewhere. Kinger could genuinely trap Caine with that robe bc Caine panics and forgets he can literally teleport.

For sure, Kinger's coat is HUGE on Caine no matter what size Kinger is; even at his smallest, his coat is like the size of two bed blankets!

He loves sleeping in it thinking he's in Kinger's arms. He considers it a safe space whenever he gets stressed out <3

Though it can be unnerving when he steals it to sleep in-

[humlase]

Someone asks Matt who his best friend is and he just holds up Neil like this.

[bagofdo-ritos]

self indulgent season 1 jon art… save me s1 jon sims… s1 jon sims save me…