#so unlimited bacon but no games or unlimited games no bacon?

[sinnamonbani]

omg guys

have some crisp Jschlatt portrait study off the presses.

[bucketfullofstrawberries]

The Moss rot is getting to me, Gang... the Moss rot...

@lilydoesdrawsometimes Posting this wretched Bit of your Son + his Gay Degree on Tumblr out of spite /SILLY

( Additional necessary tags for @semisocialporcupine and @vellichorom for you both graciously and unwillingly sacrificing your boys to become stupid little background characters as they are both beloved.. )

I am so sorry,

GOOOD MORNING METRO CITY!!

[kabrukisser]

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games, unlimited games, but no games?

bwuhh?? huh bwuh huh i never get games....? SAD ..

[theoldwest]

Having Dean Winchester as a Boyfriend Would Consist of:

(genderless reader perspective)

Waking up to fresh coffee every morning

“Where do you wanna eat?” “Mm… Biggerson’s.” “Dude, again?” “Mhm.”

He’s 100% a physical touch enthusiast

“Dean, you reek, fuckin’ go shower before you lay on me!” “Ha, whaddya mean, it was only half a dozen vamp nests.” “OHH, GET OFF ME, ASSHOLE!”

You end up being pretty well versed in spaghetti westerns after about a month of dating him

Dates always involve food in some way

“Is it good?” “Holy crap, babe, when’d you learn to cook like this?” “Motel rooms always have a cooking channel.”

Introducing him to video games

“So, you said this game is about being a cowboy?” “Ah- Yes, but, you will end up crying your-“ “I’m buying it right now. My credit card is already in my hand.”

Dr. Sexy M.D. marathons

You and Sam messing with him 24/7

Dean pranking you two right back

“You saran-wrapped my entire room?!” “Only because you and Sammy switched out my bacon for that… Tofurkey crap!”

Late night drives while Sam sleeps in the backseat

“D’ya think he’d wake up if I play our song?” “Don’t go past volume five and we’ll be good.”

Unlimited flannel supply

Slow dancing to records when everyone else is asleep

“Wanna go on a beer run with me?”

Custom mixtapes for every anniversary

He’d probably try and keep you from hunting until you do it anyways

nicknames out the wazoo

Secret Taylor Swift + One Direction dance parties

~~~

[shohidari]

...Yet, those hands will never hold games  So as I pray, Unlimited Bacon Works.

[hoardingpuffin]

I'd like to present: Sylph [Insert Last Name of the Hour] as Quotes from my DND Games

With thanks to the Round Dice Group for providing the majority of the quotes as well as their insight to a character they know nothing about but have an opinion on anyways /lh

[after casually mentioning something incredibly not-okay that happened in their past] "Well, that's a bummer, anyways who wants to get ice cream?"

Rune: "Why would you do that?!"

Sylph: "Because it attends attraction!"

"WELL EXCUSE ME! It just so happens that I've never been a pirate before!"

"Nothing fixes a relationship like arson."

"Unlimited Bacon means Unlimited Bacon AT ALL TIMES OF THE DAY!!!"

"Can I try to pepperspray David Bowie?"

"It's not theft, it's... surprise tax?"

"It's important that you make it abundantly clear to your body that it's not a fish."

[fablesanddreams]

(I'm putting this as a Tumblr post instead of sending it to the cast's ask box because I'm silly. So if the casts sees this and answers it that would be amazing. /hj /nf)

Would your character rather have bacon, unlimited bacon, but no games? *or* Games, unlimited games, but no games?

[chuckle-clips]

Ted: Schlatt, what’s your Would you Rather?

Schlatt: Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more games, or games, unlimited games, and no games. 

Charlie: [Laughing] Completely incomprehensible. That was so nothing. 

Ted: What? What does that even mean?

Charlie: [Laughing] That was absolutely nothing.

Schaltt: Would you rather have unlimited bacon [laughs]

Ted: You don’t know what you’re talking about right now.

Schlatt: Unlimited bacon…

Ted: You are off the rails. 

Schlatt: But no more games. No more games.

Ted: Are you reading off of something, where is this coming from?

Schlatt: Or games, unlimited games. 

Ted: What?

Schlatt: But no games. 

Ted: Why are you committing to it? Why aren’t you clarifying?

Charlie: Would you rather have three bacon and no game?

Ted: Or one game and thirty bacon? How many bacons will you need before you lose all your games? 

Charlie: I pick the games. Bacon’s fine but I don’t like want a ton of it. 

Schlatt: You know what I’d pick? Unlimited bacon. ‘Cause that way, next week, we can have another Chuckle Sandwich podcast. 

[ataleofcrowns]

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games, or games, unlimited games, but no games?

I don't eat bacon, so whatever the choice here is meant to be would be an easy one 🤪

[bucketfullofstrawberries]

Would you rather

Have unlimited bacon

But no games

OR

Games, unlimited games

But no games

I SAY, BOY, I SAY, I SAY. NOW LISTEN CLOSELY, SON, I WANT YOUR MOST HONEST OPINION:

WOULD YA RATHER HAVE UNLIMITED BACON, BOY, AND WERE TALKIN A LOT OF BACON, BOY, BACON OF A NEVA ENDIN EXTRAVAGANZAH, BOY!! BUT YA DONT GET NO MORE OF THOSE VIDEO GAMES, YA HEAR, BOY? AINT NO MORE PURCHASIN OR PLAYIN OF THE NEW HIGH TECH GAMIN INDUSTRY OR NONNA THAT WHOLE SHABOO, BOY, YA GOTTA GO LITTLE OR HOME, BOY, THERE AINT NO CHOICE BOY!!! OR. WOULD YA RATHER HAVE YASELF SOME GAMES, BOY, IM TALKIN REAL GAMES, BOY. UNLIMITED GAMES, BOY, A LIFETIME SUPPLY, BOY YA CANT MISS IT!! ...BUT NO GAMES. THATS IT, BOY, THATS THE END OF THE LINE, BOY, YA HEAR, SON? THATS IT, YA AINT GETTIN NO GAMES AFTER THAT, ITS ALL GONE BOY, END OF THE LINE, BOY, ITS OUTTA YA CONTROL' BOY!!!

..NOW. WHAT'LL IT BE, BOY? I SAY, WHAT'LL IT BE?

[boffix]

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games or games unlimited games and no games?

Hey anon so I might be going crazy but can you repeat what you said please

[lowkeywaffling]

Unlimited bacon but no more games or games, unlimited games, but no games.

i used to watch chuckle sandwich when it first started (like 2021) and i remember seeing the video where this originated. i thought it was pretty funny at the time but did not think that it would become so mainstream that people at my school would ask it to me having no idea who jschlatt was. i no longer think it is very funny.

[slugtranslation-hypmic]

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games, UNLIMITED GAMES, but no games?

I can only assume this question has traveled through time from the early 2010s but, much like the ship of Theseus, lost parts of itself and been replaced with bits of other text likewise swimming backwards up the stream of time. Here it is now, a little bedraggled and difficult to parse, but no harder to love than the day it was first written. Come sit by the fire. It's okay now. You've made it after all this time, and we're so very happy that you're here.

[Update after my brain kicked in and I ran it through Google] Ah, this is a meme that I failed to recognize, huh......... I am eighty-seven years old and know not of what the Youth are up to these days..........

[toddsevilex]

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games, unlimited games, but no games?

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING IN THIS QUESTION

well, for one, I don't..like bacon, so unlimited bacon would just make me cry if I'm forced to eat them