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Rrruff...boof

(Cult of the Lamb hyperfixation hit me like a train 💔💔)

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hey azure, how does bill respond to being teased? it seems like he just wants to steal snacks no instead of getting angry lol. is itfun to mess with him?

By anons he gets pouty like a toddler, by me? He flops down onto whatever he's sitting on or standing on no matter where, flat on his eye and refuses to get up until I take it back. Dramatic!

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WHO EVEN NEEDS DUMB SALAMANDERS LIKE THEM.

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i suppose i'll ask bill again since you two seem to be getting more comfortable with each other-

How long do you plan on staying? Like, what's your deal? Is The Axolotl going to come knocking at their door or something?

What happened?

UUGGHH. FINE, I'LL ANSWER. JUST BECAUSE IM TOO TIRED TO BOTHER INSULTING YOU. LONG STORY SHORT, I DONT HAVE TO STAY HERE. I COULD GO ANYWHERE I WANT IF I DONT WREAK HAVOC. THIS PLACE IS JUST EASIER TO HIDE OUT IN.

I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'VE GIVEN UP ON ME. THEY SAID THEY'D CHECK UP ON MY PROGRESS, AND LOOKY HERE. HASNT SHOWN UP ONCE. TYPICAL SALAMANDER LIES.

YOU'RE GETTING NO FURTHER EXPLANATION.

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also what would happen if i booped you bill? is there even a way for you to get booped?

totally not sceeming or anything, why would anyone think that...

No nose, no boop! Must have nose for boop.

YOU TALK LIKE YOU'RE TEN.

Awwwww but you looovee meee

LESS TALKING, MORE BROWNIES.

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i like to burn stuff, its good fun (obviously in a safe place like a fire place but still). i just like how you can change the colors of the flames with different things like burning ink or medals. but really hot fire is always fun, very hot and pretty. so pretty

GREEN FIRE IS GREAT TOO. WE GET GREEN PAPER ALL THE TIME, BURN IT. WE HAVE A WOOD BURNING STOVE.

And yet he still makes fires in the sink.

IT COULD BE WORSE.

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hey azure and bill, how has your weekend been? also question for bill, whats your favorite color of flame? just wanting to know purely out of curiosity

Saturday, Bill got tossed around like a toy by Ruger. Today, we've just taken the trash out and nothing else. (...Bill is still a bit banged up.)

A BIT??? I LOOK LIKE IVE BEEN RAN THROUGH A GARBAGE DISPOSAL. ANYWAY. ITS BLUE. OBVIOUSLY. WHY. DONT GIVE ME CURIOSITY CRAP. NOBODY LEARNS SHIT FOR FUN, FREAK.

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what has the goober done this time?

He's trying to start a rave with the pets... I'm so eepy though sigh

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Biiiiiill let me go to sleeeeeeppppp😭😭😭

NO!!!! WHATS THE POINT OF A NEVER ENDING PARTY IF IT ENDS!!!!

I never agreed to thiiiihiiissssss😿😿😿😿😿

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Hey bill, how did you end up here in the human world? Did you just spawn in here or did you get sent here.

AND WHY WOULD I TELL YOU? GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL BEFORE YOU ASK PERSONAL QUESTIONS. ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM HERE BECAUSE I WANT TO BE.

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I'm so honk mimim

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GUYS YALL BROS DUDES FOLKS IM STUCK IN THE WEWORK LIFT

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I made a Bill "Goldilocks" Cipher chatbot on c.ai teehee

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This silly lil guy is gonna be my 13th reason yall

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Roomie Bill but Bill cursed the Axolotl and he ends up in the safe realm with blogger ...(he's still big but just not HUGE..human sized floating Axolotl without majority powers)