#so then why would bill have more pages if there shouldn’t be any more?
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slimslamflimflam · 7 months ago
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Wait if all the journal 3 pages were restored after Weirdmageddon why does Bill’s book insist there were still missing pages that just conveniently happened to pertain to his incredibly sad backstory and concepts brought up earlier in that same book
#going off of memory here for that first bit but iirc the journal gets chucked into the bottomless pit alongside the other two#with all of their pages still intact#right?#so then why would bill have more pages if there shouldn’t be any more?#gf#screw it this goes in the general tags too#gravity falls#the book of bill#ANSWER ME YOU FUCKASS TRIANGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#ALSO if the answer is supposed to be “ford tore them out of the journal out of shame” wouldn’t it make more sense to leave them in as a-#cautionary tale? he already left the “my muse” pages in why should these be any different? to protect his identity? fiddleford’s?#the last half of journal 3 throws all anonymity out of the window too#so then if he didn’t tear the pages out himself… why would bill have them? HOW would he have them; he’s stuck in the theraprism!#did he stow them away somewhere? nope; he burnt the journals and then got punched into oblivion. could one have popped up at the theraprism#nope; specifies its journal 3 lost pages! how could he have gotten journal 3?#okay so the pages are fake. what about the events that happened on them?#look into my eyes and tell me you really believe fiddleford won against the krampus. the guy who built a mind eraser gun after getting-#snatched by a different monster.#sure SOME events could have happened— who’s to say they didn’t? but when you take into account everything else about the pages and the book#how believable is it really?#how believable is anything he says for that matter? how much are truths? half truths? lies on paper but truths from a different angle?#“LIE UNTIL WHAT YOU WANT TO BE TRUE BECOMES TRUE.”#“LIE UNTIL YOU CANT REMEMBER WHATS A LIE AND WHAT ISNT.”#“LIE UNTIL YOU ARENT LYING ANYMORE”#how much are lies that he wishes were true?
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gay-dorito-dust · 8 months ago
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Remember how Ford made himself a target during weirdmageddon by admitting that he knew the equation to collapse the barrier on gravity falls to keep him distracted so he wouldn’t go after his family, even if that meant he’d go through a f*ck ton of torture?
I think he did the same thing back in the 80’s when he realized Bill was evil but didn’t go to you for help. Sure, maybe half of it was him not believing he had any right to reach out to you for help after he essentially ghosted you for months because of Bill’s influence, but the other half was definitely him wanting to keep you as far outside of Bill’s reach as possible.
If we’re being real, Bill likely threatened to possess his body and hurt or maybe even off you, so as much as it pained him to stay away, he believed you’d be safer if he did.
The sad thing is, you got hurt regardless.
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Dunno if this answers your ask or not, I’ll let you decide.
I imagine that Ford has like a two page spread dedicated to you in his journal, very much in the same way he had a page dedicated to heavily debating whether or not he should reach out to Stanley for help.
But instead of the page being full of cons why Ford shouldn’t contact you, it’s him admitting to his biggest and most stupidest regret he’s ever committed: pushing you away and how he truly believes that in order to keep you safe he had to cut connections with you and go non contact. His hand ached like hell from when Bill tried to punch and scratch the door to the portal but the ache in his heart was ever greater than that.
The page would be covered head to toe in drawings of you and your sweet smile, maybe even adding a picture of you both when you were younger. Bill might’ve been his muse for a while but you were his lifelong muse that he has tossed aside for something temporary.
You grew up with him and Stanley and knew him better then he knew himself in most cases and instead of repaying the favour, Ford fucked off to gravity Falls and dedicated himself entirely to his work, isolating himself from anyone and everyone and would often double down on this when confronted about it.
Though sooner or later the regret settles in his chest as he soon realises that he was on his own after Fiddleford left.
He had let bill consume him from the inside out and made him believe that no one outside of them both should matter or be worth a second thought; Even you, his once dearly beloved. The one who didn’t see his six fingers as an abnormality but a gift, a blessing even to his distinct uniqueness. You gave him your all and he gave you nothing in return. How selfish of him.
Ford wouldn’t be surprised if you had forgotten about him or had your heart sour at the thought of him and moved on after awhile. he couldn’t blame you, he never could as he felt it was a befitting punishment for never having bothered to reach out and respond whenever you asked him if he was okay, or taking care of himself. All you wanted was for him to be safe and enjoy Gravity Falls for what it was and not what he wanted it to be and Ford didn’t even do that.
Ford was certain you’d be ashamed of him and the things he’s done alongside Bill, or the things Bill did while possessing him. You’d probably wouldn’t recognise him anymore even if he did reach out to you.
He wanted to reach out to you, he really did but he didn’t feel as though the reception he would receive wouldn’t be a warm one. You wouldn’t smile at him lovingly or call his name with a fondness and hug him tightly, but instead look at him as though he was the cause of all your misery because in some aspect he was, and never had he regretted it more then he did now when his own loneliness became evident and hard to deny.
Bill would’ve made multiple threats to Ford that he’d kill you or torture you while possessing him so that it would look like he was the one hurting you if he ever thought about reaching out to you, and he’d make sure that it would haunt him for the rest of his life knowing that he couldn’t do anything to protect the one he loved the most. Bill would make a point with your theoretical death as to keep Ford in line.
Ford probably even have hallucinations of you dying or dead before he could even reach you and would believe that this was a sign to not get you involved in his mess. He has no right to reach for you after being silent for so long, which is why he decided to take the risk and reach out to Stanley instead, only with the promise that he didn’t tell you what was going on no matter how hard it maybe for him to not do so, as he knew Stanley has a weak spot for you -his honorary sibling or in law should Ford have actually married you- and it had been that way since you were kids.
However despite all the risks Ford has put himself through, you were still nursing a broken heart over his lack of communication ever since he moved to Gravity Falls. Maybe he had forgotten all about you during his stay, or finally felt relived that he was leaving town that he forgot you were the reason it was bearable? Whether the reason it didn’t stop your heart from hurting knowing that the perfect man you’ve known since childhood had left you in the past while he headed towards his future, alone.
You’d love him, you’d never stop loving Ford and you don’t think you ever could and what hurt the most was that he might’ve felt something, or nothing at all for you, but you’ll never get that answer from him directly so you decided the answer for yourself and have been living with a broken heart ever since.
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olderthannetfic · 2 years ago
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I went scrolling through anti ao3 tags and blogs because I was bored and not doing the shit I need to do and you know for a group of people who every year twice a year throw such hissy fits you’d think they’d at least have a point, but all their arguments make no sense(except their one main one that they almost never use?--why??) Like ok, there is one argument for why people shouldn’t give money to ao3, and that is the argument that ao3 is bad website because it has bad policies and refuses to moderate. I disagree, but ultimately if someone thinks that ao3 should update the TOS and moderate what fan fiction they allow, it makes sense that that person would be against the site making money because… well they are against the sites founding principles, I’m not shocked they don’t want it to succeed.
But the rest of the arguments!? Man they make no sense at all
“They are scamming you there is no way they need that much money”, ”its immoral to give money to ao3 because they already have so much!”, “Even if ao3 was perfect, its ridicuslous to give 100K to a fan fiction site!” — like… maybe I’m the asshole here, but ao3 made about 250,000 this spring, so they make about 500,000 a year… that’s just not that much money! That could what, pay for 10-30 employees at best! And that’s not counting the actual cost of all the shit they currently spend their money on! I get that ao3 is run by unpaid volunteers so antis think that 500K is a lot, but that’s not true! That’s not a lot of money at all! It might be a lot of money for an individual but for a company that’s practically pennies. Wikipedia, which granted is a lot bigger than ao3, with 57,218,269 pages to ao3s 6 million works, makes 155 million to ao3 500,000. According to antis ao3 has over a million in reserve and well according to wikipedia they have net assets of US$240 million. One is clearly more than the other!
I saw someone say that servers should be 1K, which is so stupid and out of touch with eveything I almost died laughing. I had a project using firebase this semester, I created 2 projects within firebase one for my school project and one to dick around and figure out. I accidentally set my test database to a “pay as you go” version instead of a free version. And almost had to pay a thousand dollars for the month! I wasn’t even using that database it was just sitting there but I check my google billing to make sure I wasn’t paying anything and it turns out I was! 150 dollars actually so that sucks! (My fault though)
Also also I keep seeing that its ridiculous and evil to pay the much for a site that “doesn’t improve” but the “doesn’t improve” is referring to A) no changes in TOS, which I don’t want to happen any way so good. B) the fact that it’s still in beta, which I don’t give a fuck about and I don’t understand why I should care. I think antis are dont like that the layout hasn’t changed but I don’t want to the layout to change. Also things come out of beta because they are a commercial product to be sold(this is very simplified), which is why some things come out of beta to waaaay to early and are glitchy as all hell! Ao3 isn’t being sold to me its slowly being built and archiving things that would probably be lost, and it will probably technically be in beta forever, but it doesn't effect me and I don't care. Would it be better if it came out of beta only to continously updated like a lot other shit does. I don't really play video games but I know ppl that do so I know at least once a game came out that didn't really work and people needed to later update shit for it to function and I'd argue thats worse than a functional website just being in beta forever. C) The claim that it hasn’t changed at all, which is just not true! They added the exclude section and eventually added the blocking shit. The blocking took too long to come out, so I guess in this sea of dumb criticism theres at least 1 piece of critism that makes sense. And finally again I don’t want it to change! Every other week we are all bitching that Tumblr or YouTube or Instagram or any other app are needlessly changing the layout or adding shit we don’t want in order to keep up with latest trends, make it more marketable or try and attracted new users. Ao3 is great because its never going to change. Ao3 and Craigslist will always kinda look like ass and I’m ok with that. If it aint broke ¯_(ツ)_/¯
I could keep going but there is no point. I just think they are all so stupid.
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The thing about beta is the funniest because AO3, like oldschool shit from the 90s, has actual criteria for coming out of beta.
It's not "we've been going for 10 years" or "we want to sell the product": it's "we've checked off all the things on this checklist".
And they still haven't done them all, so it's still in beta.
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This past Saturday night, we were in your audience at the Music Box Theater in Chicago for the screening of “Call Northside 777”. For some viewers, the 1948 dialogue seemed hopelessly funny, no matter how serious the scene, whereas for others, the same dialogue elicited no such reaction. Do you see this kind of split reaction among viewers when you present noir films across the country, and if so, what do you make of it?  (Is it okay to laugh at a serious scene if/when the dialogue sounds too hokey to sustain the mood?) -Mike I am planning to attend my first NOIR CITY this year. Any suggestions for first timers to maximize the experience? -Carlton, Atlanta, GA Could you put in a plug for the downloadable back issues of NOIR CITY Magazine? -Jerry, Burke, VA What should take precedence …the music or the sound? Very often, if the sound effects are that powerful and important, they take the music out. There are directors who feel that one shouldn’t hear the music.  Music can be overshadowed by horses’ whinnies, or anything the sound-effect person put into the track prior to the musical scoring. -Alan, San Anselmo, CA. I have a question concerning noir films set in England but staring American actors. In "Night and the City” Richard Widmark would not be able to obtain a work permit. Burt Lancaster in "Kiss The Blood off My Hands” is in England illegally, having jumped ship. How does Bill Saunders not get deported at the end of his prison sentence and how does he get a legitimate job as a truck driver without a passport or work papers? Also, there is nothing in the plot that makes it imperative that it be set in England. The story could easily have been changed to take place in the States. Why not make this change? Or am I the only one who notices or cares about such details? -David Fishman, Chesterfield, VA Curious if Eddie is familiar with a tongue-in-cheek 1954 homage to Film Noir produced as a 30-minute black and white episode of "The Adventures of Superman" TV series titled "Semi-Private Eye”. -Brian In watching TCM's marathon of Dick Tracy movies recently, it struck me how Noirish these RKO B movies were. Would these Dick Tracy movies be considered Film Noir? If so, would Eddie show them either on “Noir Alley”, or at a Noir film festival? -Scott, Los Angeles, CA Would you consider the Charlie Chan movies noir, and should they be aired regardless of the Chinese aspect of them? -Gerard It’s so interesting that Fritz Lang basically remade his 1944 film, The Woman in the Window, just a year later with “Scarlet Street”.  Do you know of any other instances where a director made such a close variation on his own film?  Also, which of the two films do you think is better?  -Kingpin Johnny, Doylestown, PA I recently watched a batch of early 1930s Joan Bennett movies and was struck by the contrast of her wise-cracking, sassy characters in those films with the film-noir roles she would go on to play in the '40s and '50s. Can you think of any other actresses that made a similar transition? -John from Bethesda Would Eddie consider "Julie" to be Doris Day’s noir film? Maybe “Midnight Lace”? -Pam Eddie, are you a fan of Westerns and what are your favorites? Would any qualify as noir? -Kitaman
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cleverhottubmiracle · 15 days ago
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With a new advisory being released by U.S. surgeon general Dr. Vivek H. Murthy concerning kids’ and teens’ social media use and its impacts on mental health, these celebrity parents are likely feeling relieved to have taken strict measures with their technology rules for their kids. Dr. Murthy says the minimum age limit of 13 years old to join social platforms is “too early,” with ages 10-19 being a “time when kids are developing their identity, their sense of self,” thus causing them to be more heavily impacted by the social pressures and opinions that come with the use of Instagram, TikTok, and other popular apps and websites. In addition to Dr. Murthy, even a few mega names in the tech arena agree that social media shouldn’t be used by kids — especially their own. 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The 16-year-old made a viral TikTok about a recent grounding for the most outrageous reason (which has only seemed to garner even more attention after it was deleted). “I tried to charter a helicopter from New York to Maryland on my dad’s credit card because I wanted to have dinner with my camp friend,” Romy said in the video, per Yahoo. Um… What? Can you imagine getting in trouble for casually stealing your dad’s helicopter so you can meet up with a friend from another state? Celebrity kids truly do live in another world.  But the kicker? Romy explains that she’s about to get in even more trouble because her parents’ “biggest rule” is that she doesn’t have any public social media accounts. Oops!  She holds up her dad’s Grammy Award and explains why. “They don’t want me to be a nepotism kid, but TikTok is not gonna make me famous, so it doesn’t matter,” she says in the video, per Jezebel. Oh sweet, naive Romy. Have less true words ever been spoken?  The teen’s video can be seen online HERE (because things on the Internet can never truly be deleted), but the actual video and her account have both been taken down. Chances are, Romy will be grounded for a long time after this.  Olivia Munn & John Mulaney Image Credit: Getty Images for Global Citizen Olivia Munn recently shared that she and John Mulaney have decided on new technology rules for their 15-month-old son Malcolm. In a March 2023 Instagram post, they revealed that Malcolm said “no” for the first time ever when he learned about the rules.  “This is the first time Malcolm ever said no and even he couldn’t take himself seriously. 😆” Munn wrote in the caption. “He wanted the phone but we made a new rule: no more phones or tablets unless it’s a code red emergency like a long travel day. 📱🙅🏻‍♀️” Dax Shepard & Kristen Bell Image Credit: Getty Images. During a 2022 episode of The Endless Honeymoon podcast, Dax Shepard shared the reasons why he and his wife, Kristen Bell, don’t allow their daughters to have various tech devices. “We don’t have a phone problem ’cause they’re not in the mix,” he said, adding, “And iPods aren’t, iPads aren’t in the mix, and video games. So there’s three things in my house that are not happening — those things. And they complain about it all the time: ‘So-and-so’s got it.’ And I go, ‘Yeah, but you got a swimming pool and you got a dirt bike.’” “Look, you get to play with it at your friend’s house,” the actor explained. “I’m not saying you can’t play video games when you go out and about in the world. You do whatever you want to do, but doesn’t happen here.” He continued, “We have a bunch of other [stuff] that your friends are jealous of, So it’s like ‘no one gets everything’ and that.” On allowing his kids to have phones or other devices once they reach a certain age, Shepard said,”I’m not committing to that. They want me to commit to that and then I just say, ‘Well, it’s not today, and I’m not a clairvoyant, so I’m not sure when that’ll be.'” The concerned dad succinctly said the “world is enormous” and he and Bell don’t want to “reduce it to a seven-inch screen” by allowing their girls any sort of tech time. Bill Gates Image Credit: Getty Images. During a 2017 interview with the UK’s Mirror, Microsoft founder Bill Gates opened up about the way he approaches technology with his kids. “We often set a time after which there is no screen time, and in their case that helps them get to sleep at a reasonable hour,” he explained.  Gates continued, “You’re always looking at how it can be used in a great way – homework and staying in touch with friends – and also where it has gotten to excess. We don’t have cellphones at the table when we are having a meal, we didn’t give our kids cellphones until they were 14 and they complained other kids got them earlier.”  Michelle & Barack Obama Image Credit: Olivier Douliery-Pool/Getty Images. During a 2015 press conference for his “Connect Home” initiative, which provided Internet access to low-income communities, former President Barack Obama spoke about how he and former First Lady Michelle regulated tech usage with their daughters — especially at the dinner table. “There’s nothing wrong with every once in a while putting the technology down and actually having a conversation,” he said. The dad of two continued, “I always tell young people when I meet them — sometimes they just have the phone up, I’m standing right in front of them — and I got to tell them, young man, put down that phone. Shake the hand of your president. Then you can maybe go back to taking pictures.” Kim Kardashian Image Credit: Phillip Faraone/Getty Images for Baby2Baby. Even one of social media’s most savvy users has screen time rules for her four kids. Kim Kardashian explained her perspective at BeautyCon in 2018, saying, “I think, especially for kids in their minds — and they’re so fragile and so young — that there has to be rules of maybe not sleeping with the phone right next to you.” At a Create & Cultivate conference the same year, Kardashian said, “I can’t imagine what it’s like growing up in a world with social media as a young teenager — it all came when we were in our thirties. I can’t imagine what that would be like and I want my kids to see the separation and feel the difference, and know that there’s a time and a place for that. I’m really cautious when I’m at home, with phones, and I’m super present.” Pink Image Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images. During an interview with Carson Daly for TODAY, Pink explained her stance on technology use for her daughter and son. “There’s a light side and a shadow side to technology in general for adults,” she said. “For kids, I’m not there yet. I have a 10-year-old who does not have a phone, although she pointed out to me yesterday, ‘You know most of the kids in my class, fifth grade, have a phone.’ That doesn’t move my needle. I don’t care.” Although she’s firm on not allowing her kids to have cell phones just yet, the singer did add, “We can’t be dinosaurs ourselves as parents, we have to sort of embrace it and go with it.” Serena Williams & Alexis Ohanian Image Credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images. Serena Williams and her Reddit co-founder husband, Alexis Ohanian, “want [their daughter Olympia] to be bored” for now. Ohanian told CNBC, “It’s really important that she gets time to just be with her thoughts and be with her blocks and be with her toys, so we’ll be regulating [tech use] pretty heavily.” Nicole Kidman Image Credit: Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images. While Nicole Kidman’s two kids with ex-husband Tom Cruise are now adults, she and husband Keith Urban are navigating the tech generation with their young daughters. “They don’t have a phone and I don’t allow them to have an Instagram,” the Big Little Lies star told Vanity Fair in 2019. Nick Cannon Image Credit: Cindy Ord/Getty Images for SiriusXM. Nick Cannon revealed that his ex-wife, Mariah Carey, was not thrilled with him when he bought their 10-year-old twins cell phones in 2021.  During an episode of his Nick Cannon Show, the entertainment personality explained, “My oldest twins Roc and Roe wanted a cell phone at 8. I was all for it but Mariah was like, ‘Uh-uh they aren’t going to be Googling us, learning about all their new brothers and sisters, no we aren’t playing.'” He continued, “I respected it at 8, but then we made a deal and said at 10 they can have it, [but the time came and] Mariah still said no.” Here comes trouble: “So at 10, I snuck and I still got them the cell phones for their birthday.” Cannon explained, “We had this amazing party with jump jumps; their friends came [and] it was so amazing. Then it was time to open the gifts; I was like, ‘I’m going to leave these right here and tell your mama I’ll be back.'” With a laugh, he said, “Mariah is still mad at me to this day.” Angelina Jolie Image Credit: Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images. Angelina Jolie went as far as hiring a special security team to protect her kids online after being part of a hacking incident in 2014. The actress told People, “It’s a scary new world. It’s so beyond what we understand.” Victoria & David Beckham Image Credit: Jeff Spicer/Getty Images. At the 2020 Kids Sports Awards, David Beckham explained that he and wife Victoria allow “no more than an hour” of screen time for their kids. The soccer legend said, “I know that sounds pretty harsh, but I want my boys to be outside playing. It’s so important to me that they’re involved in sports — for discipline and health.” Madonna Image Credit: Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images. Madonna told Vogue in 2019, “I made a mistake when I gave my older children phones when they were 13. It ended my relationship with [them], really. Not completely, but it became a very, very big part of their lives.” She continued, “They became too inundated with imagery and started to compare themselves to other people, and that’s really bad for self-growth.” Because of how tech impacted her older kids, the music icon opted to hold out on granting privileges to her younger kids until they’re further into their teens. Mark Cuban Image Credit: Joe Scarnici/Getty Images for Turner Sports. Business mogul Mark Cuban shared his tech rules for his three kids during a 2017 episode of The Thrive Global Podcast. He explained that he has Cisco routers set up to detect the apps his kids are using — “That’s the downside of having a geeky dad, you know. I can figure all this stuff out,” he said. Cuban explained that for every hour of reading his kids did, he would grant them two hours of Netflix time. “That worked out really well until one of [my daughter’s] friends gave her her password,” he said. “I caught onto that very quickly … I try to stay one step ahead, and it’s good for me, too, because it keeps me abreast of all the new apps and all the new technology.” He also shared a similar tactic for his son to earn Minecraft time. “On one hand, getting better at Minecraft … can be intellectually stimulating and a learning tool. But watching these videos over and over and over again, we had to put time limits on it,” Cuban shared. “If he watched math videos or did math problems for me, he could earn time to watch Minecraft videos.” Jennifer Lopez Image Credit: Emma McIntyre/Getty Images. Jennifer Lopez explained her “Sunday Funday” method with E! News in 2015, sharing, “[The day] starts with a late breakfast. We sleep in, even the kids sleep in. And Sunday Funday, they work towards that because they don’t get to use their iPads during the week, or play video games or anything because it’s school time — and they have to be good in school and then they get Sunday Funday. It’s something I made up so they could work towards it and behave!”  The multi-talented icon continued, “All they want to do is be on these devices all the time. They get to play with it as much as they want that day, and I get to lay down because it’s an amazing baby [tool] — everybody knows, that’s why they give it to them all the time.  But you know, I try to regulate it and then on Sunday, I let them go and I take a nap while they’re doing it.” Miranda Kerr & Evan Spiegel Image Credit: Araya Doheny/Getty Images for Baby2Baby. Supermodel Miranda Kerr and her husband, Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel, are all about limiting screen time with their kids. Spiegel shared in an interview with the Financial Times that his own limited screen time as a child “was valuable because [he] spent a lot of time just building stuff and reading or whatever.” In an effort to pass on that lesson, he and Kerr allow just an hour and a half of screen time per day for their kids. Heidi Klum Image Credit: Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images. Supermodel Heidi Klum told People in 2018 of her kids’ screen usage, “Normally, there’s a certain amount of time they can play, but when we’re on the airplane, the sky is the limit. By the time we land, they have square eyeballs.” Klum also explained that she then required her daughter Leni to show her the photos she wanted to post of herself on her private Instagram: “They’re all getting sexier and sexier, and I feel like there’s a time and place and a certain age group when you can do that for yourself, so sometimes she shows me photos and I’m like, ‘Eh, maybe not that one, show me other photos. Even though it’s just her friends, you never know who they could send it to.” Susan Wojcicki Image Credit: Penske Media via Getty Images YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki is another tech giant who believes in screen time limitations for her kids. She told CBS in 2019, “I allow my younger kids to use YouTube Kids, but I limit the amount of time that they’re on it. I think too much of anything is not a good thing.” Mark Zuckerberg & Priscilla Chan Image Credit: Tim Mosenfelder/Getty Images for Breakthrough Prize. Even the founder of Facebook monitors screen time with his kids. Mark Zuckerberg told FOX News in 2019, “I don’t generally want my kids to be sitting in front of a TV or a computer for a long period of time.” He continued, “I let my kids use [Facebook Portal] to communicate with my parents, so they can stay in touch with their grandparents easily, [and] their aunts who live across the country.” He continued to cite research that supports video chatting as being healthy in terms of human connection, but clarified that mindlessly consuming content doesn’t have the same benefits.  Source link
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With a new advisory being released by U.S. surgeon general Dr. Vivek H. Murthy concerning kids’ and teens’ social media use and its impacts on mental health, these celebrity parents are likely feeling relieved to have taken strict measures with their technology rules for their kids. Dr. Murthy says the minimum age limit of 13 years old to join social platforms is “too early,” with ages 10-19 being a “time when kids are developing their identity, their sense of self,” thus causing them to be more heavily impacted by the social pressures and opinions that come with the use of Instagram, TikTok, and other popular apps and websites. In addition to Dr. Murthy, even a few mega names in the tech arena agree that social media shouldn’t be used by kids — especially their own. Related story Kendra Wilkinson’s Daughter Alijah Is Following Her Footsteps With This Unexpected Shared Hobby Would you believe it if we told you even the likes of Mark Zuckerberg, Kim Kardashian, and Bill Gates limit screen time for their kids? Some of the biggest tech titans, social media stars, famous figures, and celebrities are wary of technology’s effects on their kids — and all children in general — and they’ve gone as far as sharing their household rules and general thoughts on cell phones, television, and social media pertaining to their toddlers, kids, and teens. While some famous parents, like Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian, are on the same page about tech rules for their kids, other celebrity co-parents, like Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey, have opposing views that strain their relationship — a challenge that many non-famous separated couples face in deciding how to parent their children. Prince William and Kate Middleton set firm boundaries to regulate their son's screen time. — SheKnows (@SheKnows) January 28, 2022 For certain celeb parents, social media is permitted as long as they can approve their kids’ posts. Take Heidi Klum, for example — when her daughter Leni was a teen, she was allowed to use a private Instagram account to keep up with her friends, but Heidi required her to show the photos she wanted to share prior to posting. For other famous moms and dads, social media is a hard no for their kids. Penelope Cruz refuses to let her children join social media platforms until they’re at least 16 years old, and Madonna chooses to keep her younger kids off social apps after she let her eldest children join Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter at 13 — a choice she said vastly impacted her relationship with daughter Lourdes Leon and son Rocco Ritchie. Read on for more on how famous parents navigate raising their children in an increasingly tech-centric world — we have a feeling some celebrities’ opinions may surprise you. Nadya “Octomon” Suleman Image Credit: Getty Images Nadya “Octomon” Suleman’s daughter Nariyah, told People, “We don’t have phones. We have one phone for communication.” Suleman added that they have no social media as well, saying, “It’s toxic. I don’t even like going on it. I only do it to share and I dread it. It’s like I can’t even imagine the kids these days. It’s so unhealthy. I don’t believe anyone should go on social media, or be allowed on until they’re 18 at least.” Lindsie Chrisley Image Credit: Photo by Marcus Ingram/Getty Images On this week’s episode of her podcast Coffee Convos, Lindsie Chrisley revealed that her 11-year-old son Jackson won’t have any social media yet.  “That’s why I have never allowed Jackson to have any type of social media presence whatsoever outside of what I share of him on my stuff because I don’t want him to build some type of following, see a paycheck that comes in that looks like that, and then turn 16 years old, start working at Chick-Fil-A, and the paycheck looks very, very different,” she said via People. Drew Barrymore Image Credit: Kristin Callahan/Everett Collection In Aug 2024, Drew Barrymore revealed she gave her eldest daughter, 11 at the time, a phone, but with many restrictions. She said it’s “only to be used on weekends and for a limited time with no social media.” She said on Instagram, “Within three months, I gathered the data of the texts and the behavior. I was shocked by the results… I printed out every single text onto paper. I handed her a stack of pages and said this is not a black void that these travel to. They’re permanent somewhere where we don’t see it, so we don’t believe in its retraceable and damning nature if we fail digitally to act with decency.” Chrissy Teigen & John Legend Image Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images. In June 2024, Chrissy Teigen spoke at Aura’s inaugural Digital Parenthood Summit and discussed what screen time looks like in her house. The mom of four explained that her kids have a tight time limit — “Maybe an hour on the weekends” — and that it would be her “absolute dream” for her kids to not be on social media until after they graduate from high school. “Unless there are more rules and regulations in place, I would prefer for them not to be on social,” she said. “I want them to be safe and happy and flourishing as kids.”  During a 2019 Harper’s Bazaar interview, Teigen shared her and Legend’s strategies for moderating tech with their kids. “You have to keep them involved in things they love and be a master at distraction,” she explained. Teigen continued, “Luna will beg to use my phone — like beg — in bed because there’s an app she loves. But there are certain situations, like when you’re on a plane or in a restaurant, where goddammit, it’s going to help those surrounding us. We are not those people that are like, ‘No screen time!’ So you try to download all the coolest learning activities so at least they’re learning something.” The cookbook author explained how TV time affects her kids’ sleep schedules, sharing, “Even if they just watch TV during the day, when they go to sleep they think back on it. Luna loves scary stuff … and even if she watches it during the day, she’ll be scared at night.” She mused further, “The thing is, kids are only crazy about something for a minute. So if you can get through a minute of that screaming and begging while you think of something else like an art project, a book, or stickers, they forget they even wanted it in the first place. You have to get super amped about something else and they will match that excitement.” Megan Fox Image Credit: Photo by Presley Ann/Getty Images for GQ. During her March 2024 appearance on the Call Her Daddy podcast via People, Megan Fox revealed none of her kids have technology like iPads, and she’s trying to delay it for as long as possible. “My oldest is 11, and my kids weren’t raised with screens, and they don’t have iPads or anything like that or phones,” she said. “I can’t keep that up forever. Eventually, that will happen. I’m trying to delay it as long as possible, but when they get a little bit older.” Kirsten Dunst Image Credit: Michael Buckner/Variety via Getty Images Kirsten Dunst and her husband Jesse Plemons are the proud parents of two sons — Ennis, 5 and James, 2 — and they’ve banned iPads in their house. Instead, they’ve gone old school. “We’ve got record players,” the actress said in March 2024. “We’re just not a ‘Siri, play whatever’ household.” “If they want to use an iPad on the plane, it’s Dad’s iPad,” she continued. “And we’re not phone-at-restaurant kind of people.” Dunst added, “I’m not raising a kid that can’t have conversations at the table.” Elizabeth Hurley Image Credit: John Nacion/Variety via Getty Images In 2024, when Elizabeth Hurley’s son Damian was 22, she shared that she still had screen time rules for him. “I’ve always had what you say is a very annoying mommy rule in the house. We’re never allowed to put the TV on until 6 p.m.,” the actress said.  Erin & Ben Napier Image Credit: Jason Davis/WireImage HGTV’s Erin and Ben Napier made their stance on social media usage clear when they decided to launch their own nonprofit, Osprey. The platform is designed to help families who want their children to have a social media-free upbringing. The Napiers plan to keep their daughters — Helen and Mae — off social media through high school. “Research tells us social media is as addictive and destructive for developing brains as any drug,” Erin wrote on Instagram. “My kindergartener doesn’t expect to drive a car before she’s old enough. She doesn’t expect to own a house of her own before she’s old enough. If we build a culture in our home and school now where she doesn’t expect access to the entire world in her pocket until she’s much older, we can set her up for success.” Paris Hilton Image Credit: Kristin Callahan/Everett Collection “I never thought I’d say this, but I’m going to be the strict mom,” she said in a conversation at The Wall Street Journal’s The Future of Everything Festival via OK. “I hope that they are nerds like their dad and don’t want anything to do with that. “I’m going to try to not have them have a phone for a while. Some of these kids are just getting phones at way too young of an age, and there are just so many things online that I wouldn’t even want my children to be exposed to.” Blake Lively Image Credit: Photo by Gilbert Flores/WWD via Getty Images. Blake Lively always checks her kids’ apps! She talked about this on her Instagram story, while promoting an app she loves called Tappity App. “That said, I’m always triple checking any kids app constantly for safety because that’s my responsibly not an app’s, but I do LOVE this one,” she said. Penélope Cruz Image Credit: Photo by Amy Sussman/Variety via Getty Images. In a recent interview with Elle, Penélope Cruz revealed that she hasn’t given phones to her kids, and won’t for a very long time. “It’s so easy to be manipulated, especially if you have a brain that is still forming,” she said. “And who pays the price? Not us, not our generation, who, maybe at 25, learned how a BlackBerry worked. It’s a cruel experiment on children, on teenagers.” She also talked about this a separate time before this. During a CBS Sunday Morning appearance, Penelope Cruz shared her opinion on technology and her two kids. “I really see that [banning phone use] is protecting mental health, but I seem to be part of a minority,” she said. “I feel really bad for the ones that are teenagers now. It’s almost [as] if the world was doing some kind of experiment on them. ‘Oh, let’s see what happens if you expose a 12-year-old to that much technology.'” The actress continued, “There is no protection for them, for brains that are still developing and how that affects the way they see themselves, how everything related to bullying, so many things that are not the childhood that we had. [My kids] can [only] watch movies sometimes or some cartoons. How can I not let them watch movies? [Those have] been some incredible moments of happiness since I was a little girl. … [But no phones] until they are much older. And no social media until at least 16.” Kelly Clarkson Image Credit: Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for dcp. Kelly Clarkson told People, Clarkson said that she stands firm on one major rule: no social media under her roof. “That can be really hard on kids in general but especially kids with parents in the public eye,” she said. “So I have informed them they’re not allowed to, under my roof, ever have [it].” Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves-McConaughey Image Credit: Variety via Getty Images A few months after Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves-McConaughey decided to allow their eldest son, Levi, to join social media for his 15th birthday, the Interstellar actor gave an update on how it was going — and how exactly he and his wife prepared their son for the digital universe. During a conversation with Hoda Kotb and Jenna Bush Hager for Today, McConaughey explained, “[We spent] two years trying to really define what social media is to him. … Let’s talk about what it is. Let’s talk about the upfalls. Let’s talk about the downfalls. Let’s talk about the assets. Let’s talk about the traps. Let’s talk about what you wanna tell.” The movie star added, “We had him look at a lot of other people that he looked up to, their posts. We talked about, ‘Why do you like those?’ You saw certain people that had maybe more hits, and you go, ‘But why did they? Were they relevant for the right reasons? Were they relevant for reasons that actually spoke to being more of themselves, rather than acting like somebody else?’ The discussion is ongoing,” he concluded. Sarah Michelle Gellar Image Credit: Variety via Getty Images Sarah Michelle Gellar revealed that she and husband Freddie Prinze Jr. don’t allow their two kids to use social media. The Buffy the Vampire Slayer icon told Yahoo Life’s “So Mini Ways” in October 2022, “Our rules are probably stricter than most. Our kids don’t have social media.” She continued, “They’re allowed to look sometimes when it’s our phones [but] at that age, there’s nothing better than Paw Patrol. And now you’re 10 and [13], and you still have these tattoos on your face [from filters] and it’s not even who you are anymore. That’s a very hard concept for young kids to grasp,” Gellar opined. Jennifer Garner Image Credit: Michael Buckner for Variety Jennifer Garner has a brilliant strategy for keeping her three children — Violet, Seraphina, and Samuel — off social media. The actress appeared on TODAY and told Savannah Guthrie and Hoda Kotb that the key is research. “I just said to my kids, ‘Show me the articles that prove that social media is good for teenagers, and then we’ll have the conversation,’” Garner said. “Find scientific evidence that matches what I have that says that it’s not good for teenagers, then we’ll chat.” ICYMI: There’s a whole lot of research that says social media negatively impacts teens’ self-esteem, mental health, body image, and sleep patterns. Garner’s daughter Violet must not have liked what she learned, because she’s taken a step away from social media platforms and supposedly appreciated that space. “My eldest is grateful,” Garner said. “It’s a long haul. I have a couple more to go, so just knock on wood. We’ll see if I really hang in there.” Sofia Coppola & Thomas Mars Image Credit: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Marc Jacobs Sofia Coppola and Thomas Mars’ daughter Romy is in a lot of trouble. The 16-year-old made a viral TikTok about a recent grounding for the most outrageous reason (which has only seemed to garner even more attention after it was deleted). “I tried to charter a helicopter from New York to Maryland on my dad’s credit card because I wanted to have dinner with my camp friend,” Romy said in the video, per Yahoo. Um… What? Can you imagine getting in trouble for casually stealing your dad’s helicopter so you can meet up with a friend from another state? Celebrity kids truly do live in another world.  But the kicker? Romy explains that she’s about to get in even more trouble because her parents’ “biggest rule” is that she doesn’t have any public social media accounts. Oops!  She holds up her dad’s Grammy Award and explains why. “They don’t want me to be a nepotism kid, but TikTok is not gonna make me famous, so it doesn’t matter,” she says in the video, per Jezebel. Oh sweet, naive Romy. Have less true words ever been spoken?  The teen’s video can be seen online HERE (because things on the Internet can never truly be deleted), but the actual video and her account have both been taken down. Chances are, Romy will be grounded for a long time after this.  Olivia Munn & John Mulaney Image Credit: Getty Images for Global Citizen Olivia Munn recently shared that she and John Mulaney have decided on new technology rules for their 15-month-old son Malcolm. In a March 2023 Instagram post, they revealed that Malcolm said “no” for the first time ever when he learned about the rules.  “This is the first time Malcolm ever said no and even he couldn’t take himself seriously. 😆” Munn wrote in the caption. “He wanted the phone but we made a new rule: no more phones or tablets unless it’s a code red emergency like a long travel day. 📱🙅🏻‍♀️” Dax Shepard & Kristen Bell Image Credit: Getty Images. During a 2022 episode of The Endless Honeymoon podcast, Dax Shepard shared the reasons why he and his wife, Kristen Bell, don’t allow their daughters to have various tech devices. “We don’t have a phone problem ’cause they’re not in the mix,” he said, adding, “And iPods aren’t, iPads aren’t in the mix, and video games. So there’s three things in my house that are not happening — those things. And they complain about it all the time: ‘So-and-so’s got it.’ And I go, ‘Yeah, but you got a swimming pool and you got a dirt bike.’” “Look, you get to play with it at your friend’s house,” the actor explained. “I’m not saying you can’t play video games when you go out and about in the world. You do whatever you want to do, but doesn’t happen here.” He continued, “We have a bunch of other [stuff] that your friends are jealous of, So it’s like ‘no one gets everything’ and that.” On allowing his kids to have phones or other devices once they reach a certain age, Shepard said,”I’m not committing to that. They want me to commit to that and then I just say, ‘Well, it’s not today, and I’m not a clairvoyant, so I’m not sure when that’ll be.'” The concerned dad succinctly said the “world is enormous” and he and Bell don’t want to “reduce it to a seven-inch screen” by allowing their girls any sort of tech time. Bill Gates Image Credit: Getty Images. During a 2017 interview with the UK’s Mirror, Microsoft founder Bill Gates opened up about the way he approaches technology with his kids. “We often set a time after which there is no screen time, and in their case that helps them get to sleep at a reasonable hour,” he explained.  Gates continued, “You’re always looking at how it can be used in a great way – homework and staying in touch with friends – and also where it has gotten to excess. We don’t have cellphones at the table when we are having a meal, we didn’t give our kids cellphones until they were 14 and they complained other kids got them earlier.”  Michelle & Barack Obama Image Credit: Olivier Douliery-Pool/Getty Images. During a 2015 press conference for his “Connect Home” initiative, which provided Internet access to low-income communities, former President Barack Obama spoke about how he and former First Lady Michelle regulated tech usage with their daughters — especially at the dinner table. “There’s nothing wrong with every once in a while putting the technology down and actually having a conversation,” he said. The dad of two continued, “I always tell young people when I meet them — sometimes they just have the phone up, I’m standing right in front of them — and I got to tell them, young man, put down that phone. Shake the hand of your president. Then you can maybe go back to taking pictures.” Kim Kardashian Image Credit: Phillip Faraone/Getty Images for Baby2Baby. Even one of social media’s most savvy users has screen time rules for her four kids. Kim Kardashian explained her perspective at BeautyCon in 2018, saying, “I think, especially for kids in their minds — and they’re so fragile and so young — that there has to be rules of maybe not sleeping with the phone right next to you.” At a Create & Cultivate conference the same year, Kardashian said, “I can’t imagine what it’s like growing up in a world with social media as a young teenager — it all came when we were in our thirties. I can’t imagine what that would be like and I want my kids to see the separation and feel the difference, and know that there’s a time and a place for that. I’m really cautious when I’m at home, with phones, and I’m super present.” Pink Image Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images. During an interview with Carson Daly for TODAY, Pink explained her stance on technology use for her daughter and son. “There’s a light side and a shadow side to technology in general for adults,” she said. “For kids, I’m not there yet. I have a 10-year-old who does not have a phone, although she pointed out to me yesterday, ‘You know most of the kids in my class, fifth grade, have a phone.’ That doesn’t move my needle. I don’t care.” Although she’s firm on not allowing her kids to have cell phones just yet, the singer did add, “We can’t be dinosaurs ourselves as parents, we have to sort of embrace it and go with it.” Serena Williams & Alexis Ohanian Image Credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images. Serena Williams and her Reddit co-founder husband, Alexis Ohanian, “want [their daughter Olympia] to be bored” for now. Ohanian told CNBC, “It’s really important that she gets time to just be with her thoughts and be with her blocks and be with her toys, so we’ll be regulating [tech use] pretty heavily.” Nicole Kidman Image Credit: Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images. While Nicole Kidman’s two kids with ex-husband Tom Cruise are now adults, she and husband Keith Urban are navigating the tech generation with their young daughters. “They don’t have a phone and I don’t allow them to have an Instagram,” the Big Little Lies star told Vanity Fair in 2019. Nick Cannon Image Credit: Cindy Ord/Getty Images for SiriusXM. Nick Cannon revealed that his ex-wife, Mariah Carey, was not thrilled with him when he bought their 10-year-old twins cell phones in 2021.  During an episode of his Nick Cannon Show, the entertainment personality explained, “My oldest twins Roc and Roe wanted a cell phone at 8. I was all for it but Mariah was like, ‘Uh-uh they aren’t going to be Googling us, learning about all their new brothers and sisters, no we aren’t playing.'” He continued, “I respected it at 8, but then we made a deal and said at 10 they can have it, [but the time came and] Mariah still said no.” Here comes trouble: “So at 10, I snuck and I still got them the cell phones for their birthday.” Cannon explained, “We had this amazing party with jump jumps; their friends came [and] it was so amazing. Then it was time to open the gifts; I was like, ‘I’m going to leave these right here and tell your mama I’ll be back.'” With a laugh, he said, “Mariah is still mad at me to this day.” Angelina Jolie Image Credit: Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images. Angelina Jolie went as far as hiring a special security team to protect her kids online after being part of a hacking incident in 2014. The actress told People, “It’s a scary new world. It’s so beyond what we understand.” Victoria & David Beckham Image Credit: Jeff Spicer/Getty Images. At the 2020 Kids Sports Awards, David Beckham explained that he and wife Victoria allow “no more than an hour” of screen time for their kids. The soccer legend said, “I know that sounds pretty harsh, but I want my boys to be outside playing. It’s so important to me that they’re involved in sports — for discipline and health.” Madonna Image Credit: Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images. Madonna told Vogue in 2019, “I made a mistake when I gave my older children phones when they were 13. It ended my relationship with [them], really. Not completely, but it became a very, very big part of their lives.” She continued, “They became too inundated with imagery and started to compare themselves to other people, and that’s really bad for self-growth.” Because of how tech impacted her older kids, the music icon opted to hold out on granting privileges to her younger kids until they’re further into their teens. Mark Cuban Image Credit: Joe Scarnici/Getty Images for Turner Sports. Business mogul Mark Cuban shared his tech rules for his three kids during a 2017 episode of The Thrive Global Podcast. He explained that he has Cisco routers set up to detect the apps his kids are using — “That’s the downside of having a geeky dad, you know. I can figure all this stuff out,” he said. Cuban explained that for every hour of reading his kids did, he would grant them two hours of Netflix time. “That worked out really well until one of [my daughter’s] friends gave her her password,” he said. “I caught onto that very quickly … I try to stay one step ahead, and it’s good for me, too, because it keeps me abreast of all the new apps and all the new technology.” He also shared a similar tactic for his son to earn Minecraft time. “On one hand, getting better at Minecraft … can be intellectually stimulating and a learning tool. But watching these videos over and over and over again, we had to put time limits on it,” Cuban shared. “If he watched math videos or did math problems for me, he could earn time to watch Minecraft videos.” Jennifer Lopez Image Credit: Emma McIntyre/Getty Images. Jennifer Lopez explained her “Sunday Funday” method with E! News in 2015, sharing, “[The day] starts with a late breakfast. We sleep in, even the kids sleep in. And Sunday Funday, they work towards that because they don’t get to use their iPads during the week, or play video games or anything because it’s school time — and they have to be good in school and then they get Sunday Funday. It’s something I made up so they could work towards it and behave!”  The multi-talented icon continued, “All they want to do is be on these devices all the time. They get to play with it as much as they want that day, and I get to lay down because it’s an amazing baby [tool] — everybody knows, that’s why they give it to them all the time.  But you know, I try to regulate it and then on Sunday, I let them go and I take a nap while they’re doing it.” Miranda Kerr & Evan Spiegel Image Credit: Araya Doheny/Getty Images for Baby2Baby. Supermodel Miranda Kerr and her husband, Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel, are all about limiting screen time with their kids. Spiegel shared in an interview with the Financial Times that his own limited screen time as a child “was valuable because [he] spent a lot of time just building stuff and reading or whatever.” In an effort to pass on that lesson, he and Kerr allow just an hour and a half of screen time per day for their kids. Heidi Klum Image Credit: Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images. Supermodel Heidi Klum told People in 2018 of her kids’ screen usage, “Normally, there’s a certain amount of time they can play, but when we’re on the airplane, the sky is the limit. By the time we land, they have square eyeballs.” Klum also explained that she then required her daughter Leni to show her the photos she wanted to post of herself on her private Instagram: “They’re all getting sexier and sexier, and I feel like there’s a time and place and a certain age group when you can do that for yourself, so sometimes she shows me photos and I’m like, ‘Eh, maybe not that one, show me other photos. Even though it’s just her friends, you never know who they could send it to.” Susan Wojcicki Image Credit: Penske Media via Getty Images YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki is another tech giant who believes in screen time limitations for her kids. She told CBS in 2019, “I allow my younger kids to use YouTube Kids, but I limit the amount of time that they’re on it. I think too much of anything is not a good thing.” Mark Zuckerberg & Priscilla Chan Image Credit: Tim Mosenfelder/Getty Images for Breakthrough Prize. Even the founder of Facebook monitors screen time with his kids. Mark Zuckerberg told FOX News in 2019, “I don’t generally want my kids to be sitting in front of a TV or a computer for a long period of time.” He continued, “I let my kids use [Facebook Portal] to communicate with my parents, so they can stay in touch with their grandparents easily, [and] their aunts who live across the country.” He continued to cite research that supports video chatting as being healthy in terms of human connection, but clarified that mindlessly consuming content doesn’t have the same benefits.  Source link
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With a new advisory being released by U.S. surgeon general Dr. Vivek H. Murthy concerning kids’ and teens’ social media use and its impacts on mental health, these celebrity parents are likely feeling relieved to have taken strict measures with their technology rules for their kids. Dr. Murthy says the minimum age limit of 13 years old to join social platforms is “too early,” with ages 10-19 being a “time when kids are developing their identity, their sense of self,” thus causing them to be more heavily impacted by the social pressures and opinions that come with the use of Instagram, TikTok, and other popular apps and websites. In addition to Dr. Murthy, even a few mega names in the tech arena agree that social media shouldn’t be used by kids — especially their own. Related story Kendra Wilkinson’s Daughter Alijah Is Following Her Footsteps With This Unexpected Shared Hobby Would you believe it if we told you even the likes of Mark Zuckerberg, Kim Kardashian, and Bill Gates limit screen time for their kids? Some of the biggest tech titans, social media stars, famous figures, and celebrities are wary of technology’s effects on their kids — and all children in general — and they’ve gone as far as sharing their household rules and general thoughts on cell phones, television, and social media pertaining to their toddlers, kids, and teens. While some famous parents, like Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian, are on the same page about tech rules for their kids, other celebrity co-parents, like Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey, have opposing views that strain their relationship — a challenge that many non-famous separated couples face in deciding how to parent their children. Prince William and Kate Middleton set firm boundaries to regulate their son's screen time. — SheKnows (@SheKnows) January 28, 2022 For certain celeb parents, social media is permitted as long as they can approve their kids’ posts. Take Heidi Klum, for example — when her daughter Leni was a teen, she was allowed to use a private Instagram account to keep up with her friends, but Heidi required her to show the photos she wanted to share prior to posting. For other famous moms and dads, social media is a hard no for their kids. Penelope Cruz refuses to let her children join social media platforms until they’re at least 16 years old, and Madonna chooses to keep her younger kids off social apps after she let her eldest children join Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter at 13 — a choice she said vastly impacted her relationship with daughter Lourdes Leon and son Rocco Ritchie. Read on for more on how famous parents navigate raising their children in an increasingly tech-centric world — we have a feeling some celebrities’ opinions may surprise you. Nadya “Octomon” Suleman Image Credit: Getty Images Nadya “Octomon” Suleman’s daughter Nariyah, told People, “We don’t have phones. We have one phone for communication.” Suleman added that they have no social media as well, saying, “It’s toxic. I don’t even like going on it. I only do it to share and I dread it. It’s like I can’t even imagine the kids these days. It’s so unhealthy. I don’t believe anyone should go on social media, or be allowed on until they’re 18 at least.” Lindsie Chrisley Image Credit: Photo by Marcus Ingram/Getty Images On this week’s episode of her podcast Coffee Convos, Lindsie Chrisley revealed that her 11-year-old son Jackson won’t have any social media yet.  “That’s why I have never allowed Jackson to have any type of social media presence whatsoever outside of what I share of him on my stuff because I don’t want him to build some type of following, see a paycheck that comes in that looks like that, and then turn 16 years old, start working at Chick-Fil-A, and the paycheck looks very, very different,” she said via People. Drew Barrymore Image Credit: Kristin Callahan/Everett Collection In Aug 2024, Drew Barrymore revealed she gave her eldest daughter, 11 at the time, a phone, but with many restrictions. She said it’s “only to be used on weekends and for a limited time with no social media.” She said on Instagram, “Within three months, I gathered the data of the texts and the behavior. I was shocked by the results… I printed out every single text onto paper. I handed her a stack of pages and said this is not a black void that these travel to. They’re permanent somewhere where we don’t see it, so we don’t believe in its retraceable and damning nature if we fail digitally to act with decency.” Chrissy Teigen & John Legend Image Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images. In June 2024, Chrissy Teigen spoke at Aura’s inaugural Digital Parenthood Summit and discussed what screen time looks like in her house. The mom of four explained that her kids have a tight time limit — “Maybe an hour on the weekends” — and that it would be her “absolute dream” for her kids to not be on social media until after they graduate from high school. “Unless there are more rules and regulations in place, I would prefer for them not to be on social,” she said. “I want them to be safe and happy and flourishing as kids.”  During a 2019 Harper’s Bazaar interview, Teigen shared her and Legend’s strategies for moderating tech with their kids. “You have to keep them involved in things they love and be a master at distraction,” she explained. Teigen continued, “Luna will beg to use my phone — like beg — in bed because there’s an app she loves. But there are certain situations, like when you’re on a plane or in a restaurant, where goddammit, it’s going to help those surrounding us. We are not those people that are like, ‘No screen time!’ So you try to download all the coolest learning activities so at least they’re learning something.” The cookbook author explained how TV time affects her kids’ sleep schedules, sharing, “Even if they just watch TV during the day, when they go to sleep they think back on it. Luna loves scary stuff … and even if she watches it during the day, she’ll be scared at night.” She mused further, “The thing is, kids are only crazy about something for a minute. So if you can get through a minute of that screaming and begging while you think of something else like an art project, a book, or stickers, they forget they even wanted it in the first place. You have to get super amped about something else and they will match that excitement.” Megan Fox Image Credit: Photo by Presley Ann/Getty Images for GQ. During her March 2024 appearance on the Call Her Daddy podcast via People, Megan Fox revealed none of her kids have technology like iPads, and she’s trying to delay it for as long as possible. “My oldest is 11, and my kids weren’t raised with screens, and they don’t have iPads or anything like that or phones,” she said. “I can’t keep that up forever. Eventually, that will happen. I’m trying to delay it as long as possible, but when they get a little bit older.” Kirsten Dunst Image Credit: Michael Buckner/Variety via Getty Images Kirsten Dunst and her husband Jesse Plemons are the proud parents of two sons — Ennis, 5 and James, 2 — and they’ve banned iPads in their house. Instead, they’ve gone old school. “We’ve got record players,” the actress said in March 2024. “We’re just not a ‘Siri, play whatever’ household.” “If they want to use an iPad on the plane, it’s Dad’s iPad,” she continued. “And we’re not phone-at-restaurant kind of people.” Dunst added, “I’m not raising a kid that can’t have conversations at the table.” Elizabeth Hurley Image Credit: John Nacion/Variety via Getty Images In 2024, when Elizabeth Hurley’s son Damian was 22, she shared that she still had screen time rules for him. “I’ve always had what you say is a very annoying mommy rule in the house. We’re never allowed to put the TV on until 6 p.m.,” the actress said.  Erin & Ben Napier Image Credit: Jason Davis/WireImage HGTV’s Erin and Ben Napier made their stance on social media usage clear when they decided to launch their own nonprofit, Osprey. The platform is designed to help families who want their children to have a social media-free upbringing. The Napiers plan to keep their daughters — Helen and Mae — off social media through high school. “Research tells us social media is as addictive and destructive for developing brains as any drug,” Erin wrote on Instagram. “My kindergartener doesn’t expect to drive a car before she’s old enough. She doesn’t expect to own a house of her own before she’s old enough. If we build a culture in our home and school now where she doesn’t expect access to the entire world in her pocket until she’s much older, we can set her up for success.” Paris Hilton Image Credit: Kristin Callahan/Everett Collection “I never thought I’d say this, but I’m going to be the strict mom,” she said in a conversation at The Wall Street Journal’s The Future of Everything Festival via OK. “I hope that they are nerds like their dad and don’t want anything to do with that. “I’m going to try to not have them have a phone for a while. Some of these kids are just getting phones at way too young of an age, and there are just so many things online that I wouldn’t even want my children to be exposed to.” Blake Lively Image Credit: Photo by Gilbert Flores/WWD via Getty Images. Blake Lively always checks her kids’ apps! She talked about this on her Instagram story, while promoting an app she loves called Tappity App. “That said, I’m always triple checking any kids app constantly for safety because that’s my responsibly not an app’s, but I do LOVE this one,” she said. Penélope Cruz Image Credit: Photo by Amy Sussman/Variety via Getty Images. In a recent interview with Elle, Penélope Cruz revealed that she hasn’t given phones to her kids, and won’t for a very long time. “It’s so easy to be manipulated, especially if you have a brain that is still forming,” she said. “And who pays the price? Not us, not our generation, who, maybe at 25, learned how a BlackBerry worked. It’s a cruel experiment on children, on teenagers.” She also talked about this a separate time before this. During a CBS Sunday Morning appearance, Penelope Cruz shared her opinion on technology and her two kids. “I really see that [banning phone use] is protecting mental health, but I seem to be part of a minority,” she said. “I feel really bad for the ones that are teenagers now. It’s almost [as] if the world was doing some kind of experiment on them. ‘Oh, let’s see what happens if you expose a 12-year-old to that much technology.'” The actress continued, “There is no protection for them, for brains that are still developing and how that affects the way they see themselves, how everything related to bullying, so many things that are not the childhood that we had. [My kids] can [only] watch movies sometimes or some cartoons. How can I not let them watch movies? [Those have] been some incredible moments of happiness since I was a little girl. … [But no phones] until they are much older. And no social media until at least 16.” Kelly Clarkson Image Credit: Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for dcp. Kelly Clarkson told People, Clarkson said that she stands firm on one major rule: no social media under her roof. “That can be really hard on kids in general but especially kids with parents in the public eye,” she said. “So I have informed them they’re not allowed to, under my roof, ever have [it].” Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves-McConaughey Image Credit: Variety via Getty Images A few months after Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves-McConaughey decided to allow their eldest son, Levi, to join social media for his 15th birthday, the Interstellar actor gave an update on how it was going — and how exactly he and his wife prepared their son for the digital universe. During a conversation with Hoda Kotb and Jenna Bush Hager for Today, McConaughey explained, “[We spent] two years trying to really define what social media is to him. … Let’s talk about what it is. Let’s talk about the upfalls. Let’s talk about the downfalls. Let’s talk about the assets. Let’s talk about the traps. Let’s talk about what you wanna tell.” The movie star added, “We had him look at a lot of other people that he looked up to, their posts. We talked about, ‘Why do you like those?’ You saw certain people that had maybe more hits, and you go, ‘But why did they? Were they relevant for the right reasons? Were they relevant for reasons that actually spoke to being more of themselves, rather than acting like somebody else?’ The discussion is ongoing,” he concluded. Sarah Michelle Gellar Image Credit: Variety via Getty Images Sarah Michelle Gellar revealed that she and husband Freddie Prinze Jr. don’t allow their two kids to use social media. The Buffy the Vampire Slayer icon told Yahoo Life’s “So Mini Ways” in October 2022, “Our rules are probably stricter than most. Our kids don’t have social media.” She continued, “They’re allowed to look sometimes when it’s our phones [but] at that age, there’s nothing better than Paw Patrol. And now you’re 10 and [13], and you still have these tattoos on your face [from filters] and it’s not even who you are anymore. That’s a very hard concept for young kids to grasp,” Gellar opined. Jennifer Garner Image Credit: Michael Buckner for Variety Jennifer Garner has a brilliant strategy for keeping her three children — Violet, Seraphina, and Samuel — off social media. The actress appeared on TODAY and told Savannah Guthrie and Hoda Kotb that the key is research. “I just said to my kids, ‘Show me the articles that prove that social media is good for teenagers, and then we’ll have the conversation,’” Garner said. “Find scientific evidence that matches what I have that says that it’s not good for teenagers, then we’ll chat.” ICYMI: There’s a whole lot of research that says social media negatively impacts teens’ self-esteem, mental health, body image, and sleep patterns. Garner’s daughter Violet must not have liked what she learned, because she’s taken a step away from social media platforms and supposedly appreciated that space. “My eldest is grateful,” Garner said. “It’s a long haul. I have a couple more to go, so just knock on wood. We’ll see if I really hang in there.” Sofia Coppola & Thomas Mars Image Credit: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Marc Jacobs Sofia Coppola and Thomas Mars’ daughter Romy is in a lot of trouble. The 16-year-old made a viral TikTok about a recent grounding for the most outrageous reason (which has only seemed to garner even more attention after it was deleted). “I tried to charter a helicopter from New York to Maryland on my dad’s credit card because I wanted to have dinner with my camp friend,” Romy said in the video, per Yahoo. Um… What? Can you imagine getting in trouble for casually stealing your dad’s helicopter so you can meet up with a friend from another state? Celebrity kids truly do live in another world.  But the kicker? Romy explains that she’s about to get in even more trouble because her parents’ “biggest rule” is that she doesn’t have any public social media accounts. Oops!  She holds up her dad’s Grammy Award and explains why. “They don’t want me to be a nepotism kid, but TikTok is not gonna make me famous, so it doesn’t matter,” she says in the video, per Jezebel. Oh sweet, naive Romy. Have less true words ever been spoken?  The teen’s video can be seen online HERE (because things on the Internet can never truly be deleted), but the actual video and her account have both been taken down. Chances are, Romy will be grounded for a long time after this.  Olivia Munn & John Mulaney Image Credit: Getty Images for Global Citizen Olivia Munn recently shared that she and John Mulaney have decided on new technology rules for their 15-month-old son Malcolm. In a March 2023 Instagram post, they revealed that Malcolm said “no” for the first time ever when he learned about the rules.  “This is the first time Malcolm ever said no and even he couldn’t take himself seriously. 😆” Munn wrote in the caption. “He wanted the phone but we made a new rule: no more phones or tablets unless it’s a code red emergency like a long travel day. 📱🙅🏻‍♀️” Dax Shepard & Kristen Bell Image Credit: Getty Images. During a 2022 episode of The Endless Honeymoon podcast, Dax Shepard shared the reasons why he and his wife, Kristen Bell, don’t allow their daughters to have various tech devices. “We don’t have a phone problem ’cause they’re not in the mix,” he said, adding, “And iPods aren’t, iPads aren’t in the mix, and video games. So there’s three things in my house that are not happening — those things. And they complain about it all the time: ‘So-and-so’s got it.’ And I go, ‘Yeah, but you got a swimming pool and you got a dirt bike.’” “Look, you get to play with it at your friend’s house,” the actor explained. “I’m not saying you can’t play video games when you go out and about in the world. You do whatever you want to do, but doesn’t happen here.” He continued, “We have a bunch of other [stuff] that your friends are jealous of, So it’s like ‘no one gets everything’ and that.” On allowing his kids to have phones or other devices once they reach a certain age, Shepard said,”I’m not committing to that. They want me to commit to that and then I just say, ‘Well, it’s not today, and I’m not a clairvoyant, so I’m not sure when that’ll be.'” The concerned dad succinctly said the “world is enormous” and he and Bell don’t want to “reduce it to a seven-inch screen” by allowing their girls any sort of tech time. Bill Gates Image Credit: Getty Images. During a 2017 interview with the UK’s Mirror, Microsoft founder Bill Gates opened up about the way he approaches technology with his kids. “We often set a time after which there is no screen time, and in their case that helps them get to sleep at a reasonable hour,” he explained.  Gates continued, “You’re always looking at how it can be used in a great way – homework and staying in touch with friends – and also where it has gotten to excess. We don’t have cellphones at the table when we are having a meal, we didn’t give our kids cellphones until they were 14 and they complained other kids got them earlier.”  Michelle & Barack Obama Image Credit: Olivier Douliery-Pool/Getty Images. During a 2015 press conference for his “Connect Home” initiative, which provided Internet access to low-income communities, former President Barack Obama spoke about how he and former First Lady Michelle regulated tech usage with their daughters — especially at the dinner table. “There’s nothing wrong with every once in a while putting the technology down and actually having a conversation,” he said. The dad of two continued, “I always tell young people when I meet them — sometimes they just have the phone up, I’m standing right in front of them — and I got to tell them, young man, put down that phone. Shake the hand of your president. Then you can maybe go back to taking pictures.” Kim Kardashian Image Credit: Phillip Faraone/Getty Images for Baby2Baby. Even one of social media’s most savvy users has screen time rules for her four kids. Kim Kardashian explained her perspective at BeautyCon in 2018, saying, “I think, especially for kids in their minds — and they’re so fragile and so young — that there has to be rules of maybe not sleeping with the phone right next to you.” At a Create & Cultivate conference the same year, Kardashian said, “I can’t imagine what it’s like growing up in a world with social media as a young teenager — it all came when we were in our thirties. I can’t imagine what that would be like and I want my kids to see the separation and feel the difference, and know that there’s a time and a place for that. I’m really cautious when I’m at home, with phones, and I’m super present.” Pink Image Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images. During an interview with Carson Daly for TODAY, Pink explained her stance on technology use for her daughter and son. “There’s a light side and a shadow side to technology in general for adults,” she said. “For kids, I’m not there yet. I have a 10-year-old who does not have a phone, although she pointed out to me yesterday, ‘You know most of the kids in my class, fifth grade, have a phone.’ That doesn’t move my needle. I don’t care.” Although she’s firm on not allowing her kids to have cell phones just yet, the singer did add, “We can’t be dinosaurs ourselves as parents, we have to sort of embrace it and go with it.” Serena Williams & Alexis Ohanian Image Credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images. Serena Williams and her Reddit co-founder husband, Alexis Ohanian, “want [their daughter Olympia] to be bored” for now. Ohanian told CNBC, “It’s really important that she gets time to just be with her thoughts and be with her blocks and be with her toys, so we’ll be regulating [tech use] pretty heavily.” Nicole Kidman Image Credit: Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images. While Nicole Kidman’s two kids with ex-husband Tom Cruise are now adults, she and husband Keith Urban are navigating the tech generation with their young daughters. “They don’t have a phone and I don’t allow them to have an Instagram,” the Big Little Lies star told Vanity Fair in 2019. Nick Cannon Image Credit: Cindy Ord/Getty Images for SiriusXM. Nick Cannon revealed that his ex-wife, Mariah Carey, was not thrilled with him when he bought their 10-year-old twins cell phones in 2021.  During an episode of his Nick Cannon Show, the entertainment personality explained, “My oldest twins Roc and Roe wanted a cell phone at 8. I was all for it but Mariah was like, ‘Uh-uh they aren’t going to be Googling us, learning about all their new brothers and sisters, no we aren’t playing.'” He continued, “I respected it at 8, but then we made a deal and said at 10 they can have it, [but the time came and] Mariah still said no.” Here comes trouble: “So at 10, I snuck and I still got them the cell phones for their birthday.” Cannon explained, “We had this amazing party with jump jumps; their friends came [and] it was so amazing. Then it was time to open the gifts; I was like, ‘I’m going to leave these right here and tell your mama I’ll be back.'” With a laugh, he said, “Mariah is still mad at me to this day.” Angelina Jolie Image Credit: Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images. Angelina Jolie went as far as hiring a special security team to protect her kids online after being part of a hacking incident in 2014. The actress told People, “It’s a scary new world. It’s so beyond what we understand.” Victoria & David Beckham Image Credit: Jeff Spicer/Getty Images. At the 2020 Kids Sports Awards, David Beckham explained that he and wife Victoria allow “no more than an hour” of screen time for their kids. The soccer legend said, “I know that sounds pretty harsh, but I want my boys to be outside playing. It’s so important to me that they’re involved in sports — for discipline and health.” Madonna Image Credit: Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images. Madonna told Vogue in 2019, “I made a mistake when I gave my older children phones when they were 13. It ended my relationship with [them], really. Not completely, but it became a very, very big part of their lives.” She continued, “They became too inundated with imagery and started to compare themselves to other people, and that’s really bad for self-growth.” Because of how tech impacted her older kids, the music icon opted to hold out on granting privileges to her younger kids until they’re further into their teens. Mark Cuban Image Credit: Joe Scarnici/Getty Images for Turner Sports. Business mogul Mark Cuban shared his tech rules for his three kids during a 2017 episode of The Thrive Global Podcast. He explained that he has Cisco routers set up to detect the apps his kids are using — “That’s the downside of having a geeky dad, you know. I can figure all this stuff out,” he said. Cuban explained that for every hour of reading his kids did, he would grant them two hours of Netflix time. “That worked out really well until one of [my daughter’s] friends gave her her password,” he said. “I caught onto that very quickly … I try to stay one step ahead, and it’s good for me, too, because it keeps me abreast of all the new apps and all the new technology.” He also shared a similar tactic for his son to earn Minecraft time. “On one hand, getting better at Minecraft … can be intellectually stimulating and a learning tool. But watching these videos over and over and over again, we had to put time limits on it,” Cuban shared. “If he watched math videos or did math problems for me, he could earn time to watch Minecraft videos.” Jennifer Lopez Image Credit: Emma McIntyre/Getty Images. Jennifer Lopez explained her “Sunday Funday” method with E! News in 2015, sharing, “[The day] starts with a late breakfast. We sleep in, even the kids sleep in. And Sunday Funday, they work towards that because they don’t get to use their iPads during the week, or play video games or anything because it’s school time — and they have to be good in school and then they get Sunday Funday. It’s something I made up so they could work towards it and behave!”  The multi-talented icon continued, “All they want to do is be on these devices all the time. They get to play with it as much as they want that day, and I get to lay down because it’s an amazing baby [tool] — everybody knows, that’s why they give it to them all the time.  But you know, I try to regulate it and then on Sunday, I let them go and I take a nap while they’re doing it.” Miranda Kerr & Evan Spiegel Image Credit: Araya Doheny/Getty Images for Baby2Baby. Supermodel Miranda Kerr and her husband, Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel, are all about limiting screen time with their kids. Spiegel shared in an interview with the Financial Times that his own limited screen time as a child “was valuable because [he] spent a lot of time just building stuff and reading or whatever.” In an effort to pass on that lesson, he and Kerr allow just an hour and a half of screen time per day for their kids. Heidi Klum Image Credit: Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images. Supermodel Heidi Klum told People in 2018 of her kids’ screen usage, “Normally, there’s a certain amount of time they can play, but when we’re on the airplane, the sky is the limit. By the time we land, they have square eyeballs.” Klum also explained that she then required her daughter Leni to show her the photos she wanted to post of herself on her private Instagram: “They’re all getting sexier and sexier, and I feel like there’s a time and place and a certain age group when you can do that for yourself, so sometimes she shows me photos and I’m like, ‘Eh, maybe not that one, show me other photos. Even though it’s just her friends, you never know who they could send it to.” Susan Wojcicki Image Credit: Penske Media via Getty Images YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki is another tech giant who believes in screen time limitations for her kids. She told CBS in 2019, “I allow my younger kids to use YouTube Kids, but I limit the amount of time that they’re on it. I think too much of anything is not a good thing.” Mark Zuckerberg & Priscilla Chan Image Credit: Tim Mosenfelder/Getty Images for Breakthrough Prize. Even the founder of Facebook monitors screen time with his kids. Mark Zuckerberg told FOX News in 2019, “I don’t generally want my kids to be sitting in front of a TV or a computer for a long period of time.” He continued, “I let my kids use [Facebook Portal] to communicate with my parents, so they can stay in touch with their grandparents easily, [and] their aunts who live across the country.” He continued to cite research that supports video chatting as being healthy in terms of human connection, but clarified that mindlessly consuming content doesn’t have the same benefits.  Source link
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With a new advisory being released by U.S. surgeon general Dr. Vivek H. Murthy concerning kids’ and teens’ social media use and its impacts on mental health, these celebrity parents are likely feeling relieved to have taken strict measures with their technology rules for their kids. Dr. Murthy says the minimum age limit of 13 years old to join social platforms is “too early,” with ages 10-19 being a “time when kids are developing their identity, their sense of self,” thus causing them to be more heavily impacted by the social pressures and opinions that come with the use of Instagram, TikTok, and other popular apps and websites. In addition to Dr. Murthy, even a few mega names in the tech arena agree that social media shouldn’t be used by kids — especially their own. Related story Kendra Wilkinson’s Daughter Alijah Is Following Her Footsteps With This Unexpected Shared Hobby Would you believe it if we told you even the likes of Mark Zuckerberg, Kim Kardashian, and Bill Gates limit screen time for their kids? Some of the biggest tech titans, social media stars, famous figures, and celebrities are wary of technology’s effects on their kids — and all children in general — and they’ve gone as far as sharing their household rules and general thoughts on cell phones, television, and social media pertaining to their toddlers, kids, and teens. While some famous parents, like Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian, are on the same page about tech rules for their kids, other celebrity co-parents, like Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey, have opposing views that strain their relationship — a challenge that many non-famous separated couples face in deciding how to parent their children. Prince William and Kate Middleton set firm boundaries to regulate their son's screen time. — SheKnows (@SheKnows) January 28, 2022 For certain celeb parents, social media is permitted as long as they can approve their kids’ posts. Take Heidi Klum, for example — when her daughter Leni was a teen, she was allowed to use a private Instagram account to keep up with her friends, but Heidi required her to show the photos she wanted to share prior to posting. For other famous moms and dads, social media is a hard no for their kids. Penelope Cruz refuses to let her children join social media platforms until they’re at least 16 years old, and Madonna chooses to keep her younger kids off social apps after she let her eldest children join Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter at 13 — a choice she said vastly impacted her relationship with daughter Lourdes Leon and son Rocco Ritchie. Read on for more on how famous parents navigate raising their children in an increasingly tech-centric world — we have a feeling some celebrities’ opinions may surprise you. Nadya “Octomon” Suleman Image Credit: Getty Images Nadya “Octomon” Suleman’s daughter Nariyah, told People, “We don’t have phones. We have one phone for communication.” Suleman added that they have no social media as well, saying, “It’s toxic. I don’t even like going on it. I only do it to share and I dread it. It’s like I can’t even imagine the kids these days. It’s so unhealthy. I don’t believe anyone should go on social media, or be allowed on until they’re 18 at least.” Lindsie Chrisley Image Credit: Photo by Marcus Ingram/Getty Images On this week’s episode of her podcast Coffee Convos, Lindsie Chrisley revealed that her 11-year-old son Jackson won’t have any social media yet.  “That’s why I have never allowed Jackson to have any type of social media presence whatsoever outside of what I share of him on my stuff because I don’t want him to build some type of following, see a paycheck that comes in that looks like that, and then turn 16 years old, start working at Chick-Fil-A, and the paycheck looks very, very different,” she said via People. Drew Barrymore Image Credit: Kristin Callahan/Everett Collection In Aug 2024, Drew Barrymore revealed she gave her eldest daughter, 11 at the time, a phone, but with many restrictions. She said it’s “only to be used on weekends and for a limited time with no social media.” She said on Instagram, “Within three months, I gathered the data of the texts and the behavior. I was shocked by the results… I printed out every single text onto paper. I handed her a stack of pages and said this is not a black void that these travel to. They’re permanent somewhere where we don’t see it, so we don’t believe in its retraceable and damning nature if we fail digitally to act with decency.” Chrissy Teigen & John Legend Image Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images. In June 2024, Chrissy Teigen spoke at Aura’s inaugural Digital Parenthood Summit and discussed what screen time looks like in her house. The mom of four explained that her kids have a tight time limit — “Maybe an hour on the weekends” — and that it would be her “absolute dream” for her kids to not be on social media until after they graduate from high school. “Unless there are more rules and regulations in place, I would prefer for them not to be on social,” she said. “I want them to be safe and happy and flourishing as kids.”  During a 2019 Harper’s Bazaar interview, Teigen shared her and Legend’s strategies for moderating tech with their kids. “You have to keep them involved in things they love and be a master at distraction,” she explained. Teigen continued, “Luna will beg to use my phone — like beg — in bed because there’s an app she loves. But there are certain situations, like when you’re on a plane or in a restaurant, where goddammit, it’s going to help those surrounding us. We are not those people that are like, ‘No screen time!’ So you try to download all the coolest learning activities so at least they’re learning something.” The cookbook author explained how TV time affects her kids’ sleep schedules, sharing, “Even if they just watch TV during the day, when they go to sleep they think back on it. Luna loves scary stuff … and even if she watches it during the day, she’ll be scared at night.” She mused further, “The thing is, kids are only crazy about something for a minute. So if you can get through a minute of that screaming and begging while you think of something else like an art project, a book, or stickers, they forget they even wanted it in the first place. You have to get super amped about something else and they will match that excitement.” Megan Fox Image Credit: Photo by Presley Ann/Getty Images for GQ. During her March 2024 appearance on the Call Her Daddy podcast via People, Megan Fox revealed none of her kids have technology like iPads, and she’s trying to delay it for as long as possible. “My oldest is 11, and my kids weren’t raised with screens, and they don’t have iPads or anything like that or phones,” she said. “I can’t keep that up forever. Eventually, that will happen. I’m trying to delay it as long as possible, but when they get a little bit older.” Kirsten Dunst Image Credit: Michael Buckner/Variety via Getty Images Kirsten Dunst and her husband Jesse Plemons are the proud parents of two sons — Ennis, 5 and James, 2 — and they’ve banned iPads in their house. Instead, they’ve gone old school. “We’ve got record players,” the actress said in March 2024. “We’re just not a ‘Siri, play whatever’ household.” “If they want to use an iPad on the plane, it’s Dad’s iPad,” she continued. “And we’re not phone-at-restaurant kind of people.” Dunst added, “I’m not raising a kid that can’t have conversations at the table.” Elizabeth Hurley Image Credit: John Nacion/Variety via Getty Images In 2024, when Elizabeth Hurley’s son Damian was 22, she shared that she still had screen time rules for him. “I’ve always had what you say is a very annoying mommy rule in the house. We’re never allowed to put the TV on until 6 p.m.,” the actress said.  Erin & Ben Napier Image Credit: Jason Davis/WireImage HGTV’s Erin and Ben Napier made their stance on social media usage clear when they decided to launch their own nonprofit, Osprey. The platform is designed to help families who want their children to have a social media-free upbringing. The Napiers plan to keep their daughters — Helen and Mae — off social media through high school. “Research tells us social media is as addictive and destructive for developing brains as any drug,” Erin wrote on Instagram. “My kindergartener doesn’t expect to drive a car before she’s old enough. She doesn’t expect to own a house of her own before she’s old enough. If we build a culture in our home and school now where she doesn’t expect access to the entire world in her pocket until she’s much older, we can set her up for success.” Paris Hilton Image Credit: Kristin Callahan/Everett Collection “I never thought I’d say this, but I’m going to be the strict mom,” she said in a conversation at The Wall Street Journal’s The Future of Everything Festival via OK. “I hope that they are nerds like their dad and don’t want anything to do with that. “I’m going to try to not have them have a phone for a while. Some of these kids are just getting phones at way too young of an age, and there are just so many things online that I wouldn’t even want my children to be exposed to.” Blake Lively Image Credit: Photo by Gilbert Flores/WWD via Getty Images. Blake Lively always checks her kids’ apps! She talked about this on her Instagram story, while promoting an app she loves called Tappity App. “That said, I’m always triple checking any kids app constantly for safety because that’s my responsibly not an app’s, but I do LOVE this one,” she said. Penélope Cruz Image Credit: Photo by Amy Sussman/Variety via Getty Images. In a recent interview with Elle, Penélope Cruz revealed that she hasn’t given phones to her kids, and won’t for a very long time. “It’s so easy to be manipulated, especially if you have a brain that is still forming,” she said. “And who pays the price? Not us, not our generation, who, maybe at 25, learned how a BlackBerry worked. It’s a cruel experiment on children, on teenagers.” She also talked about this a separate time before this. During a CBS Sunday Morning appearance, Penelope Cruz shared her opinion on technology and her two kids. “I really see that [banning phone use] is protecting mental health, but I seem to be part of a minority,” she said. “I feel really bad for the ones that are teenagers now. It’s almost [as] if the world was doing some kind of experiment on them. ‘Oh, let’s see what happens if you expose a 12-year-old to that much technology.'” The actress continued, “There is no protection for them, for brains that are still developing and how that affects the way they see themselves, how everything related to bullying, so many things that are not the childhood that we had. [My kids] can [only] watch movies sometimes or some cartoons. How can I not let them watch movies? [Those have] been some incredible moments of happiness since I was a little girl. … [But no phones] until they are much older. And no social media until at least 16.” Kelly Clarkson Image Credit: Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for dcp. Kelly Clarkson told People, Clarkson said that she stands firm on one major rule: no social media under her roof. “That can be really hard on kids in general but especially kids with parents in the public eye,” she said. “So I have informed them they’re not allowed to, under my roof, ever have [it].” Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves-McConaughey Image Credit: Variety via Getty Images A few months after Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves-McConaughey decided to allow their eldest son, Levi, to join social media for his 15th birthday, the Interstellar actor gave an update on how it was going — and how exactly he and his wife prepared their son for the digital universe. During a conversation with Hoda Kotb and Jenna Bush Hager for Today, McConaughey explained, “[We spent] two years trying to really define what social media is to him. … Let’s talk about what it is. Let’s talk about the upfalls. Let’s talk about the downfalls. Let’s talk about the assets. Let’s talk about the traps. Let’s talk about what you wanna tell.” The movie star added, “We had him look at a lot of other people that he looked up to, their posts. We talked about, ‘Why do you like those?’ You saw certain people that had maybe more hits, and you go, ‘But why did they? Were they relevant for the right reasons? Were they relevant for reasons that actually spoke to being more of themselves, rather than acting like somebody else?’ The discussion is ongoing,” he concluded. Sarah Michelle Gellar Image Credit: Variety via Getty Images Sarah Michelle Gellar revealed that she and husband Freddie Prinze Jr. don’t allow their two kids to use social media. The Buffy the Vampire Slayer icon told Yahoo Life’s “So Mini Ways” in October 2022, “Our rules are probably stricter than most. Our kids don’t have social media.” She continued, “They’re allowed to look sometimes when it’s our phones [but] at that age, there’s nothing better than Paw Patrol. And now you’re 10 and [13], and you still have these tattoos on your face [from filters] and it’s not even who you are anymore. That’s a very hard concept for young kids to grasp,” Gellar opined. Jennifer Garner Image Credit: Michael Buckner for Variety Jennifer Garner has a brilliant strategy for keeping her three children — Violet, Seraphina, and Samuel — off social media. The actress appeared on TODAY and told Savannah Guthrie and Hoda Kotb that the key is research. “I just said to my kids, ‘Show me the articles that prove that social media is good for teenagers, and then we’ll have the conversation,’” Garner said. “Find scientific evidence that matches what I have that says that it’s not good for teenagers, then we’ll chat.” ICYMI: There’s a whole lot of research that says social media negatively impacts teens’ self-esteem, mental health, body image, and sleep patterns. Garner’s daughter Violet must not have liked what she learned, because she’s taken a step away from social media platforms and supposedly appreciated that space. “My eldest is grateful,” Garner said. “It’s a long haul. I have a couple more to go, so just knock on wood. We’ll see if I really hang in there.” Sofia Coppola & Thomas Mars Image Credit: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Marc Jacobs Sofia Coppola and Thomas Mars’ daughter Romy is in a lot of trouble. The 16-year-old made a viral TikTok about a recent grounding for the most outrageous reason (which has only seemed to garner even more attention after it was deleted). “I tried to charter a helicopter from New York to Maryland on my dad’s credit card because I wanted to have dinner with my camp friend,” Romy said in the video, per Yahoo. Um… What? Can you imagine getting in trouble for casually stealing your dad’s helicopter so you can meet up with a friend from another state? Celebrity kids truly do live in another world.  But the kicker? Romy explains that she’s about to get in even more trouble because her parents’ “biggest rule” is that she doesn’t have any public social media accounts. Oops!  She holds up her dad’s Grammy Award and explains why. “They don’t want me to be a nepotism kid, but TikTok is not gonna make me famous, so it doesn’t matter,” she says in the video, per Jezebel. Oh sweet, naive Romy. Have less true words ever been spoken?  The teen’s video can be seen online HERE (because things on the Internet can never truly be deleted), but the actual video and her account have both been taken down. Chances are, Romy will be grounded for a long time after this.  Olivia Munn & John Mulaney Image Credit: Getty Images for Global Citizen Olivia Munn recently shared that she and John Mulaney have decided on new technology rules for their 15-month-old son Malcolm. In a March 2023 Instagram post, they revealed that Malcolm said “no” for the first time ever when he learned about the rules.  “This is the first time Malcolm ever said no and even he couldn’t take himself seriously. 😆” Munn wrote in the caption. “He wanted the phone but we made a new rule: no more phones or tablets unless it’s a code red emergency like a long travel day. 📱🙅🏻‍♀️” Dax Shepard & Kristen Bell Image Credit: Getty Images. During a 2022 episode of The Endless Honeymoon podcast, Dax Shepard shared the reasons why he and his wife, Kristen Bell, don’t allow their daughters to have various tech devices. “We don’t have a phone problem ’cause they’re not in the mix,” he said, adding, “And iPods aren’t, iPads aren’t in the mix, and video games. So there’s three things in my house that are not happening — those things. And they complain about it all the time: ‘So-and-so’s got it.’ And I go, ‘Yeah, but you got a swimming pool and you got a dirt bike.’” “Look, you get to play with it at your friend’s house,” the actor explained. “I’m not saying you can’t play video games when you go out and about in the world. You do whatever you want to do, but doesn’t happen here.” He continued, “We have a bunch of other [stuff] that your friends are jealous of, So it’s like ‘no one gets everything’ and that.” On allowing his kids to have phones or other devices once they reach a certain age, Shepard said,”I’m not committing to that. They want me to commit to that and then I just say, ‘Well, it’s not today, and I’m not a clairvoyant, so I’m not sure when that’ll be.'” The concerned dad succinctly said the “world is enormous” and he and Bell don’t want to “reduce it to a seven-inch screen” by allowing their girls any sort of tech time. Bill Gates Image Credit: Getty Images. During a 2017 interview with the UK’s Mirror, Microsoft founder Bill Gates opened up about the way he approaches technology with his kids. “We often set a time after which there is no screen time, and in their case that helps them get to sleep at a reasonable hour,” he explained.  Gates continued, “You’re always looking at how it can be used in a great way – homework and staying in touch with friends – and also where it has gotten to excess. We don’t have cellphones at the table when we are having a meal, we didn’t give our kids cellphones until they were 14 and they complained other kids got them earlier.”  Michelle & Barack Obama Image Credit: Olivier Douliery-Pool/Getty Images. During a 2015 press conference for his “Connect Home” initiative, which provided Internet access to low-income communities, former President Barack Obama spoke about how he and former First Lady Michelle regulated tech usage with their daughters — especially at the dinner table. “There’s nothing wrong with every once in a while putting the technology down and actually having a conversation,” he said. The dad of two continued, “I always tell young people when I meet them — sometimes they just have the phone up, I’m standing right in front of them — and I got to tell them, young man, put down that phone. Shake the hand of your president. Then you can maybe go back to taking pictures.” Kim Kardashian Image Credit: Phillip Faraone/Getty Images for Baby2Baby. Even one of social media’s most savvy users has screen time rules for her four kids. Kim Kardashian explained her perspective at BeautyCon in 2018, saying, “I think, especially for kids in their minds — and they’re so fragile and so young — that there has to be rules of maybe not sleeping with the phone right next to you.” At a Create & Cultivate conference the same year, Kardashian said, “I can’t imagine what it’s like growing up in a world with social media as a young teenager — it all came when we were in our thirties. I can’t imagine what that would be like and I want my kids to see the separation and feel the difference, and know that there’s a time and a place for that. I’m really cautious when I’m at home, with phones, and I’m super present.” Pink Image Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images. During an interview with Carson Daly for TODAY, Pink explained her stance on technology use for her daughter and son. “There’s a light side and a shadow side to technology in general for adults,” she said. “For kids, I’m not there yet. I have a 10-year-old who does not have a phone, although she pointed out to me yesterday, ‘You know most of the kids in my class, fifth grade, have a phone.’ That doesn’t move my needle. I don’t care.” Although she’s firm on not allowing her kids to have cell phones just yet, the singer did add, “We can’t be dinosaurs ourselves as parents, we have to sort of embrace it and go with it.” Serena Williams & Alexis Ohanian Image Credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images. Serena Williams and her Reddit co-founder husband, Alexis Ohanian, “want [their daughter Olympia] to be bored” for now. Ohanian told CNBC, “It’s really important that she gets time to just be with her thoughts and be with her blocks and be with her toys, so we’ll be regulating [tech use] pretty heavily.” Nicole Kidman Image Credit: Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images. While Nicole Kidman’s two kids with ex-husband Tom Cruise are now adults, she and husband Keith Urban are navigating the tech generation with their young daughters. “They don’t have a phone and I don’t allow them to have an Instagram,” the Big Little Lies star told Vanity Fair in 2019. Nick Cannon Image Credit: Cindy Ord/Getty Images for SiriusXM. Nick Cannon revealed that his ex-wife, Mariah Carey, was not thrilled with him when he bought their 10-year-old twins cell phones in 2021.  During an episode of his Nick Cannon Show, the entertainment personality explained, “My oldest twins Roc and Roe wanted a cell phone at 8. I was all for it but Mariah was like, ‘Uh-uh they aren’t going to be Googling us, learning about all their new brothers and sisters, no we aren’t playing.'” He continued, “I respected it at 8, but then we made a deal and said at 10 they can have it, [but the time came and] Mariah still said no.” Here comes trouble: “So at 10, I snuck and I still got them the cell phones for their birthday.” Cannon explained, “We had this amazing party with jump jumps; their friends came [and] it was so amazing. Then it was time to open the gifts; I was like, ‘I’m going to leave these right here and tell your mama I’ll be back.'” With a laugh, he said, “Mariah is still mad at me to this day.” Angelina Jolie Image Credit: Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images. Angelina Jolie went as far as hiring a special security team to protect her kids online after being part of a hacking incident in 2014. The actress told People, “It’s a scary new world. It’s so beyond what we understand.” Victoria & David Beckham Image Credit: Jeff Spicer/Getty Images. At the 2020 Kids Sports Awards, David Beckham explained that he and wife Victoria allow “no more than an hour” of screen time for their kids. The soccer legend said, “I know that sounds pretty harsh, but I want my boys to be outside playing. It’s so important to me that they’re involved in sports — for discipline and health.” Madonna Image Credit: Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images. Madonna told Vogue in 2019, “I made a mistake when I gave my older children phones when they were 13. It ended my relationship with [them], really. Not completely, but it became a very, very big part of their lives.” She continued, “They became too inundated with imagery and started to compare themselves to other people, and that’s really bad for self-growth.” Because of how tech impacted her older kids, the music icon opted to hold out on granting privileges to her younger kids until they’re further into their teens. Mark Cuban Image Credit: Joe Scarnici/Getty Images for Turner Sports. Business mogul Mark Cuban shared his tech rules for his three kids during a 2017 episode of The Thrive Global Podcast. He explained that he has Cisco routers set up to detect the apps his kids are using — “That’s the downside of having a geeky dad, you know. I can figure all this stuff out,” he said. Cuban explained that for every hour of reading his kids did, he would grant them two hours of Netflix time. “That worked out really well until one of [my daughter’s] friends gave her her password,” he said. “I caught onto that very quickly … I try to stay one step ahead, and it’s good for me, too, because it keeps me abreast of all the new apps and all the new technology.” He also shared a similar tactic for his son to earn Minecraft time. “On one hand, getting better at Minecraft … can be intellectually stimulating and a learning tool. But watching these videos over and over and over again, we had to put time limits on it,” Cuban shared. “If he watched math videos or did math problems for me, he could earn time to watch Minecraft videos.” Jennifer Lopez Image Credit: Emma McIntyre/Getty Images. Jennifer Lopez explained her “Sunday Funday” method with E! News in 2015, sharing, “[The day] starts with a late breakfast. We sleep in, even the kids sleep in. And Sunday Funday, they work towards that because they don’t get to use their iPads during the week, or play video games or anything because it’s school time — and they have to be good in school and then they get Sunday Funday. It’s something I made up so they could work towards it and behave!”  The multi-talented icon continued, “All they want to do is be on these devices all the time. They get to play with it as much as they want that day, and I get to lay down because it’s an amazing baby [tool] — everybody knows, that’s why they give it to them all the time.  But you know, I try to regulate it and then on Sunday, I let them go and I take a nap while they’re doing it.” Miranda Kerr & Evan Spiegel Image Credit: Araya Doheny/Getty Images for Baby2Baby. Supermodel Miranda Kerr and her husband, Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel, are all about limiting screen time with their kids. Spiegel shared in an interview with the Financial Times that his own limited screen time as a child “was valuable because [he] spent a lot of time just building stuff and reading or whatever.” In an effort to pass on that lesson, he and Kerr allow just an hour and a half of screen time per day for their kids. Heidi Klum Image Credit: Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images. Supermodel Heidi Klum told People in 2018 of her kids’ screen usage, “Normally, there’s a certain amount of time they can play, but when we’re on the airplane, the sky is the limit. By the time we land, they have square eyeballs.” Klum also explained that she then required her daughter Leni to show her the photos she wanted to post of herself on her private Instagram: “They’re all getting sexier and sexier, and I feel like there’s a time and place and a certain age group when you can do that for yourself, so sometimes she shows me photos and I’m like, ‘Eh, maybe not that one, show me other photos. Even though it’s just her friends, you never know who they could send it to.” Susan Wojcicki Image Credit: Penske Media via Getty Images YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki is another tech giant who believes in screen time limitations for her kids. She told CBS in 2019, “I allow my younger kids to use YouTube Kids, but I limit the amount of time that they’re on it. I think too much of anything is not a good thing.” Mark Zuckerberg & Priscilla Chan Image Credit: Tim Mosenfelder/Getty Images for Breakthrough Prize. Even the founder of Facebook monitors screen time with his kids. Mark Zuckerberg told FOX News in 2019, “I don’t generally want my kids to be sitting in front of a TV or a computer for a long period of time.” He continued, “I let my kids use [Facebook Portal] to communicate with my parents, so they can stay in touch with their grandparents easily, [and] their aunts who live across the country.” He continued to cite research that supports video chatting as being healthy in terms of human connection, but clarified that mindlessly consuming content doesn’t have the same benefits.  Source link
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With a new advisory being released by U.S. surgeon general Dr. Vivek H. Murthy concerning kids’ and teens’ social media use and its impacts on mental health, these celebrity parents are likely feeling relieved to have taken strict measures with their technology rules for their kids. Dr. Murthy says the minimum age limit of 13 years old to join social platforms is “too early,” with ages 10-19 being a “time when kids are developing their identity, their sense of self,” thus causing them to be more heavily impacted by the social pressures and opinions that come with the use of Instagram, TikTok, and other popular apps and websites. In addition to Dr. Murthy, even a few mega names in the tech arena agree that social media shouldn’t be used by kids — especially their own. Related story Kendra Wilkinson’s Daughter Alijah Is Following Her Footsteps With This Unexpected Shared Hobby Would you believe it if we told you even the likes of Mark Zuckerberg, Kim Kardashian, and Bill Gates limit screen time for their kids? Some of the biggest tech titans, social media stars, famous figures, and celebrities are wary of technology’s effects on their kids — and all children in general — and they’ve gone as far as sharing their household rules and general thoughts on cell phones, television, and social media pertaining to their toddlers, kids, and teens. While some famous parents, like Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian, are on the same page about tech rules for their kids, other celebrity co-parents, like Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey, have opposing views that strain their relationship — a challenge that many non-famous separated couples face in deciding how to parent their children. Prince William and Kate Middleton set firm boundaries to regulate their son's screen time. — SheKnows (@SheKnows) January 28, 2022 For certain celeb parents, social media is permitted as long as they can approve their kids’ posts. Take Heidi Klum, for example — when her daughter Leni was a teen, she was allowed to use a private Instagram account to keep up with her friends, but Heidi required her to show the photos she wanted to share prior to posting. For other famous moms and dads, social media is a hard no for their kids. Penelope Cruz refuses to let her children join social media platforms until they’re at least 16 years old, and Madonna chooses to keep her younger kids off social apps after she let her eldest children join Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter at 13 — a choice she said vastly impacted her relationship with daughter Lourdes Leon and son Rocco Ritchie. Read on for more on how famous parents navigate raising their children in an increasingly tech-centric world — we have a feeling some celebrities’ opinions may surprise you. Nadya “Octomon” Suleman Image Credit: Getty Images Nadya “Octomon” Suleman’s daughter Nariyah, told People, “We don’t have phones. We have one phone for communication.” Suleman added that they have no social media as well, saying, “It’s toxic. I don’t even like going on it. I only do it to share and I dread it. It’s like I can’t even imagine the kids these days. It’s so unhealthy. I don’t believe anyone should go on social media, or be allowed on until they’re 18 at least.” Lindsie Chrisley Image Credit: Photo by Marcus Ingram/Getty Images On this week’s episode of her podcast Coffee Convos, Lindsie Chrisley revealed that her 11-year-old son Jackson won’t have any social media yet.  “That’s why I have never allowed Jackson to have any type of social media presence whatsoever outside of what I share of him on my stuff because I don’t want him to build some type of following, see a paycheck that comes in that looks like that, and then turn 16 years old, start working at Chick-Fil-A, and the paycheck looks very, very different,” she said via People. Drew Barrymore Image Credit: Kristin Callahan/Everett Collection In Aug 2024, Drew Barrymore revealed she gave her eldest daughter, 11 at the time, a phone, but with many restrictions. She said it’s “only to be used on weekends and for a limited time with no social media.” She said on Instagram, “Within three months, I gathered the data of the texts and the behavior. I was shocked by the results… I printed out every single text onto paper. I handed her a stack of pages and said this is not a black void that these travel to. They’re permanent somewhere where we don’t see it, so we don’t believe in its retraceable and damning nature if we fail digitally to act with decency.” Chrissy Teigen & John Legend Image Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images. In June 2024, Chrissy Teigen spoke at Aura’s inaugural Digital Parenthood Summit and discussed what screen time looks like in her house. The mom of four explained that her kids have a tight time limit — “Maybe an hour on the weekends” — and that it would be her “absolute dream” for her kids to not be on social media until after they graduate from high school. “Unless there are more rules and regulations in place, I would prefer for them not to be on social,” she said. “I want them to be safe and happy and flourishing as kids.”  During a 2019 Harper’s Bazaar interview, Teigen shared her and Legend’s strategies for moderating tech with their kids. “You have to keep them involved in things they love and be a master at distraction,” she explained. Teigen continued, “Luna will beg to use my phone — like beg — in bed because there’s an app she loves. But there are certain situations, like when you’re on a plane or in a restaurant, where goddammit, it’s going to help those surrounding us. We are not those people that are like, ‘No screen time!’ So you try to download all the coolest learning activities so at least they’re learning something.” The cookbook author explained how TV time affects her kids’ sleep schedules, sharing, “Even if they just watch TV during the day, when they go to sleep they think back on it. Luna loves scary stuff … and even if she watches it during the day, she’ll be scared at night.” She mused further, “The thing is, kids are only crazy about something for a minute. So if you can get through a minute of that screaming and begging while you think of something else like an art project, a book, or stickers, they forget they even wanted it in the first place. You have to get super amped about something else and they will match that excitement.” Megan Fox Image Credit: Photo by Presley Ann/Getty Images for GQ. During her March 2024 appearance on the Call Her Daddy podcast via People, Megan Fox revealed none of her kids have technology like iPads, and she’s trying to delay it for as long as possible. “My oldest is 11, and my kids weren’t raised with screens, and they don’t have iPads or anything like that or phones,” she said. “I can’t keep that up forever. Eventually, that will happen. I’m trying to delay it as long as possible, but when they get a little bit older.” Kirsten Dunst Image Credit: Michael Buckner/Variety via Getty Images Kirsten Dunst and her husband Jesse Plemons are the proud parents of two sons — Ennis, 5 and James, 2 — and they’ve banned iPads in their house. Instead, they’ve gone old school. “We’ve got record players,” the actress said in March 2024. “We’re just not a ‘Siri, play whatever’ household.” “If they want to use an iPad on the plane, it’s Dad’s iPad,” she continued. “And we’re not phone-at-restaurant kind of people.” Dunst added, “I’m not raising a kid that can’t have conversations at the table.” Elizabeth Hurley Image Credit: John Nacion/Variety via Getty Images In 2024, when Elizabeth Hurley’s son Damian was 22, she shared that she still had screen time rules for him. “I’ve always had what you say is a very annoying mommy rule in the house. We’re never allowed to put the TV on until 6 p.m.,” the actress said.  Erin & Ben Napier Image Credit: Jason Davis/WireImage HGTV’s Erin and Ben Napier made their stance on social media usage clear when they decided to launch their own nonprofit, Osprey. The platform is designed to help families who want their children to have a social media-free upbringing. The Napiers plan to keep their daughters — Helen and Mae — off social media through high school. “Research tells us social media is as addictive and destructive for developing brains as any drug,” Erin wrote on Instagram. “My kindergartener doesn’t expect to drive a car before she’s old enough. She doesn’t expect to own a house of her own before she’s old enough. If we build a culture in our home and school now where she doesn’t expect access to the entire world in her pocket until she’s much older, we can set her up for success.” Paris Hilton Image Credit: Kristin Callahan/Everett Collection “I never thought I’d say this, but I’m going to be the strict mom,” she said in a conversation at The Wall Street Journal’s The Future of Everything Festival via OK. “I hope that they are nerds like their dad and don’t want anything to do with that. “I’m going to try to not have them have a phone for a while. Some of these kids are just getting phones at way too young of an age, and there are just so many things online that I wouldn’t even want my children to be exposed to.” Blake Lively Image Credit: Photo by Gilbert Flores/WWD via Getty Images. Blake Lively always checks her kids’ apps! She talked about this on her Instagram story, while promoting an app she loves called Tappity App. “That said, I’m always triple checking any kids app constantly for safety because that’s my responsibly not an app’s, but I do LOVE this one,” she said. Penélope Cruz Image Credit: Photo by Amy Sussman/Variety via Getty Images. In a recent interview with Elle, Penélope Cruz revealed that she hasn’t given phones to her kids, and won’t for a very long time. “It’s so easy to be manipulated, especially if you have a brain that is still forming,” she said. “And who pays the price? Not us, not our generation, who, maybe at 25, learned how a BlackBerry worked. It’s a cruel experiment on children, on teenagers.” She also talked about this a separate time before this. During a CBS Sunday Morning appearance, Penelope Cruz shared her opinion on technology and her two kids. “I really see that [banning phone use] is protecting mental health, but I seem to be part of a minority,” she said. “I feel really bad for the ones that are teenagers now. It’s almost [as] if the world was doing some kind of experiment on them. ‘Oh, let’s see what happens if you expose a 12-year-old to that much technology.'” The actress continued, “There is no protection for them, for brains that are still developing and how that affects the way they see themselves, how everything related to bullying, so many things that are not the childhood that we had. [My kids] can [only] watch movies sometimes or some cartoons. How can I not let them watch movies? [Those have] been some incredible moments of happiness since I was a little girl. … [But no phones] until they are much older. And no social media until at least 16.” Kelly Clarkson Image Credit: Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for dcp. Kelly Clarkson told People, Clarkson said that she stands firm on one major rule: no social media under her roof. “That can be really hard on kids in general but especially kids with parents in the public eye,” she said. “So I have informed them they’re not allowed to, under my roof, ever have [it].” Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves-McConaughey Image Credit: Variety via Getty Images A few months after Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves-McConaughey decided to allow their eldest son, Levi, to join social media for his 15th birthday, the Interstellar actor gave an update on how it was going — and how exactly he and his wife prepared their son for the digital universe. During a conversation with Hoda Kotb and Jenna Bush Hager for Today, McConaughey explained, “[We spent] two years trying to really define what social media is to him. … Let’s talk about what it is. Let’s talk about the upfalls. Let’s talk about the downfalls. Let’s talk about the assets. Let’s talk about the traps. Let’s talk about what you wanna tell.” The movie star added, “We had him look at a lot of other people that he looked up to, their posts. We talked about, ‘Why do you like those?’ You saw certain people that had maybe more hits, and you go, ‘But why did they? Were they relevant for the right reasons? Were they relevant for reasons that actually spoke to being more of themselves, rather than acting like somebody else?’ The discussion is ongoing,” he concluded. Sarah Michelle Gellar Image Credit: Variety via Getty Images Sarah Michelle Gellar revealed that she and husband Freddie Prinze Jr. don’t allow their two kids to use social media. The Buffy the Vampire Slayer icon told Yahoo Life’s “So Mini Ways” in October 2022, “Our rules are probably stricter than most. Our kids don’t have social media.” She continued, “They’re allowed to look sometimes when it’s our phones [but] at that age, there’s nothing better than Paw Patrol. And now you’re 10 and [13], and you still have these tattoos on your face [from filters] and it’s not even who you are anymore. That’s a very hard concept for young kids to grasp,” Gellar opined. Jennifer Garner Image Credit: Michael Buckner for Variety Jennifer Garner has a brilliant strategy for keeping her three children — Violet, Seraphina, and Samuel — off social media. The actress appeared on TODAY and told Savannah Guthrie and Hoda Kotb that the key is research. “I just said to my kids, ‘Show me the articles that prove that social media is good for teenagers, and then we’ll have the conversation,’” Garner said. “Find scientific evidence that matches what I have that says that it’s not good for teenagers, then we’ll chat.” ICYMI: There’s a whole lot of research that says social media negatively impacts teens’ self-esteem, mental health, body image, and sleep patterns. Garner’s daughter Violet must not have liked what she learned, because she’s taken a step away from social media platforms and supposedly appreciated that space. “My eldest is grateful,” Garner said. “It’s a long haul. I have a couple more to go, so just knock on wood. We’ll see if I really hang in there.” Sofia Coppola & Thomas Mars Image Credit: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Marc Jacobs Sofia Coppola and Thomas Mars’ daughter Romy is in a lot of trouble. The 16-year-old made a viral TikTok about a recent grounding for the most outrageous reason (which has only seemed to garner even more attention after it was deleted). “I tried to charter a helicopter from New York to Maryland on my dad’s credit card because I wanted to have dinner with my camp friend,” Romy said in the video, per Yahoo. Um… What? Can you imagine getting in trouble for casually stealing your dad’s helicopter so you can meet up with a friend from another state? Celebrity kids truly do live in another world.  But the kicker? Romy explains that she’s about to get in even more trouble because her parents’ “biggest rule” is that she doesn’t have any public social media accounts. Oops!  She holds up her dad’s Grammy Award and explains why. “They don’t want me to be a nepotism kid, but TikTok is not gonna make me famous, so it doesn’t matter,” she says in the video, per Jezebel. Oh sweet, naive Romy. Have less true words ever been spoken?  The teen’s video can be seen online HERE (because things on the Internet can never truly be deleted), but the actual video and her account have both been taken down. Chances are, Romy will be grounded for a long time after this.  Olivia Munn & John Mulaney Image Credit: Getty Images for Global Citizen Olivia Munn recently shared that she and John Mulaney have decided on new technology rules for their 15-month-old son Malcolm. In a March 2023 Instagram post, they revealed that Malcolm said “no” for the first time ever when he learned about the rules.  “This is the first time Malcolm ever said no and even he couldn’t take himself seriously. 😆” Munn wrote in the caption. “He wanted the phone but we made a new rule: no more phones or tablets unless it’s a code red emergency like a long travel day. 📱🙅🏻‍♀️” Dax Shepard & Kristen Bell Image Credit: Getty Images. During a 2022 episode of The Endless Honeymoon podcast, Dax Shepard shared the reasons why he and his wife, Kristen Bell, don’t allow their daughters to have various tech devices. “We don’t have a phone problem ’cause they’re not in the mix,” he said, adding, “And iPods aren’t, iPads aren’t in the mix, and video games. So there’s three things in my house that are not happening — those things. And they complain about it all the time: ‘So-and-so’s got it.’ And I go, ‘Yeah, but you got a swimming pool and you got a dirt bike.’” “Look, you get to play with it at your friend’s house,” the actor explained. “I’m not saying you can’t play video games when you go out and about in the world. You do whatever you want to do, but doesn’t happen here.” He continued, “We have a bunch of other [stuff] that your friends are jealous of, So it’s like ‘no one gets everything’ and that.” On allowing his kids to have phones or other devices once they reach a certain age, Shepard said,”I’m not committing to that. They want me to commit to that and then I just say, ‘Well, it’s not today, and I’m not a clairvoyant, so I’m not sure when that’ll be.'” The concerned dad succinctly said the “world is enormous” and he and Bell don’t want to “reduce it to a seven-inch screen” by allowing their girls any sort of tech time. Bill Gates Image Credit: Getty Images. During a 2017 interview with the UK’s Mirror, Microsoft founder Bill Gates opened up about the way he approaches technology with his kids. “We often set a time after which there is no screen time, and in their case that helps them get to sleep at a reasonable hour,” he explained.  Gates continued, “You’re always looking at how it can be used in a great way – homework and staying in touch with friends – and also where it has gotten to excess. We don’t have cellphones at the table when we are having a meal, we didn’t give our kids cellphones until they were 14 and they complained other kids got them earlier.”  Michelle & Barack Obama Image Credit: Olivier Douliery-Pool/Getty Images. During a 2015 press conference for his “Connect Home” initiative, which provided Internet access to low-income communities, former President Barack Obama spoke about how he and former First Lady Michelle regulated tech usage with their daughters — especially at the dinner table. “There’s nothing wrong with every once in a while putting the technology down and actually having a conversation,” he said. The dad of two continued, “I always tell young people when I meet them — sometimes they just have the phone up, I’m standing right in front of them — and I got to tell them, young man, put down that phone. Shake the hand of your president. Then you can maybe go back to taking pictures.” Kim Kardashian Image Credit: Phillip Faraone/Getty Images for Baby2Baby. Even one of social media’s most savvy users has screen time rules for her four kids. Kim Kardashian explained her perspective at BeautyCon in 2018, saying, “I think, especially for kids in their minds — and they’re so fragile and so young — that there has to be rules of maybe not sleeping with the phone right next to you.” At a Create & Cultivate conference the same year, Kardashian said, “I can’t imagine what it’s like growing up in a world with social media as a young teenager — it all came when we were in our thirties. I can’t imagine what that would be like and I want my kids to see the separation and feel the difference, and know that there’s a time and a place for that. I’m really cautious when I’m at home, with phones, and I’m super present.” Pink Image Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images. During an interview with Carson Daly for TODAY, Pink explained her stance on technology use for her daughter and son. “There’s a light side and a shadow side to technology in general for adults,” she said. “For kids, I’m not there yet. I have a 10-year-old who does not have a phone, although she pointed out to me yesterday, ‘You know most of the kids in my class, fifth grade, have a phone.’ That doesn’t move my needle. I don’t care.” Although she’s firm on not allowing her kids to have cell phones just yet, the singer did add, “We can’t be dinosaurs ourselves as parents, we have to sort of embrace it and go with it.” Serena Williams & Alexis Ohanian Image Credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images. Serena Williams and her Reddit co-founder husband, Alexis Ohanian, “want [their daughter Olympia] to be bored” for now. Ohanian told CNBC, “It’s really important that she gets time to just be with her thoughts and be with her blocks and be with her toys, so we’ll be regulating [tech use] pretty heavily.” Nicole Kidman Image Credit: Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images. While Nicole Kidman’s two kids with ex-husband Tom Cruise are now adults, she and husband Keith Urban are navigating the tech generation with their young daughters. “They don’t have a phone and I don’t allow them to have an Instagram,” the Big Little Lies star told Vanity Fair in 2019. Nick Cannon Image Credit: Cindy Ord/Getty Images for SiriusXM. Nick Cannon revealed that his ex-wife, Mariah Carey, was not thrilled with him when he bought their 10-year-old twins cell phones in 2021.  During an episode of his Nick Cannon Show, the entertainment personality explained, “My oldest twins Roc and Roe wanted a cell phone at 8. I was all for it but Mariah was like, ‘Uh-uh they aren’t going to be Googling us, learning about all their new brothers and sisters, no we aren’t playing.'” He continued, “I respected it at 8, but then we made a deal and said at 10 they can have it, [but the time came and] Mariah still said no.” Here comes trouble: “So at 10, I snuck and I still got them the cell phones for their birthday.” Cannon explained, “We had this amazing party with jump jumps; their friends came [and] it was so amazing. Then it was time to open the gifts; I was like, ‘I’m going to leave these right here and tell your mama I’ll be back.'” With a laugh, he said, “Mariah is still mad at me to this day.” Angelina Jolie Image Credit: Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images. Angelina Jolie went as far as hiring a special security team to protect her kids online after being part of a hacking incident in 2014. The actress told People, “It’s a scary new world. It’s so beyond what we understand.” Victoria & David Beckham Image Credit: Jeff Spicer/Getty Images. At the 2020 Kids Sports Awards, David Beckham explained that he and wife Victoria allow “no more than an hour” of screen time for their kids. The soccer legend said, “I know that sounds pretty harsh, but I want my boys to be outside playing. It’s so important to me that they’re involved in sports — for discipline and health.” Madonna Image Credit: Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images. Madonna told Vogue in 2019, “I made a mistake when I gave my older children phones when they were 13. It ended my relationship with [them], really. Not completely, but it became a very, very big part of their lives.” She continued, “They became too inundated with imagery and started to compare themselves to other people, and that’s really bad for self-growth.” Because of how tech impacted her older kids, the music icon opted to hold out on granting privileges to her younger kids until they’re further into their teens. Mark Cuban Image Credit: Joe Scarnici/Getty Images for Turner Sports. Business mogul Mark Cuban shared his tech rules for his three kids during a 2017 episode of The Thrive Global Podcast. He explained that he has Cisco routers set up to detect the apps his kids are using — “That’s the downside of having a geeky dad, you know. I can figure all this stuff out,” he said. Cuban explained that for every hour of reading his kids did, he would grant them two hours of Netflix time. “That worked out really well until one of [my daughter’s] friends gave her her password,” he said. “I caught onto that very quickly … I try to stay one step ahead, and it’s good for me, too, because it keeps me abreast of all the new apps and all the new technology.” He also shared a similar tactic for his son to earn Minecraft time. “On one hand, getting better at Minecraft … can be intellectually stimulating and a learning tool. But watching these videos over and over and over again, we had to put time limits on it,” Cuban shared. “If he watched math videos or did math problems for me, he could earn time to watch Minecraft videos.” Jennifer Lopez Image Credit: Emma McIntyre/Getty Images. Jennifer Lopez explained her “Sunday Funday” method with E! News in 2015, sharing, “[The day] starts with a late breakfast. We sleep in, even the kids sleep in. And Sunday Funday, they work towards that because they don’t get to use their iPads during the week, or play video games or anything because it’s school time — and they have to be good in school and then they get Sunday Funday. It’s something I made up so they could work towards it and behave!”  The multi-talented icon continued, “All they want to do is be on these devices all the time. They get to play with it as much as they want that day, and I get to lay down because it’s an amazing baby [tool] — everybody knows, that’s why they give it to them all the time.  But you know, I try to regulate it and then on Sunday, I let them go and I take a nap while they’re doing it.” Miranda Kerr & Evan Spiegel Image Credit: Araya Doheny/Getty Images for Baby2Baby. Supermodel Miranda Kerr and her husband, Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel, are all about limiting screen time with their kids. Spiegel shared in an interview with the Financial Times that his own limited screen time as a child “was valuable because [he] spent a lot of time just building stuff and reading or whatever.” In an effort to pass on that lesson, he and Kerr allow just an hour and a half of screen time per day for their kids. Heidi Klum Image Credit: Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images. Supermodel Heidi Klum told People in 2018 of her kids’ screen usage, “Normally, there’s a certain amount of time they can play, but when we’re on the airplane, the sky is the limit. By the time we land, they have square eyeballs.” Klum also explained that she then required her daughter Leni to show her the photos she wanted to post of herself on her private Instagram: “They’re all getting sexier and sexier, and I feel like there’s a time and place and a certain age group when you can do that for yourself, so sometimes she shows me photos and I’m like, ‘Eh, maybe not that one, show me other photos. Even though it’s just her friends, you never know who they could send it to.” Susan Wojcicki Image Credit: Penske Media via Getty Images YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki is another tech giant who believes in screen time limitations for her kids. She told CBS in 2019, “I allow my younger kids to use YouTube Kids, but I limit the amount of time that they’re on it. I think too much of anything is not a good thing.” Mark Zuckerberg & Priscilla Chan Image Credit: Tim Mosenfelder/Getty Images for Breakthrough Prize. Even the founder of Facebook monitors screen time with his kids. Mark Zuckerberg told FOX News in 2019, “I don’t generally want my kids to be sitting in front of a TV or a computer for a long period of time.” He continued, “I let my kids use [Facebook Portal] to communicate with my parents, so they can stay in touch with their grandparents easily, [and] their aunts who live across the country.” He continued to cite research that supports video chatting as being healthy in terms of human connection, but clarified that mindlessly consuming content doesn’t have the same benefits.  Source link
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Facebook Private Text Messages https://www.billkochman.com/Blog/facebook-private-text-messages/ Folks, unless you happen to be one of my longtime Facebook friends -- meaning that we have been friends for many years -- who I have grown to trust, and unless you have a very IMPORTANT issue to discuss with me as one of my longtime friends, please have the courtesy to NOT private message me. For the record, I did NOT join Facebook so that I can engage in private text messages. I joined it so that I can share the Christian Gospel in an open, PUBLIC forum; meaning on my timeline. If you are really interested in the Word of God, then please visit my timeline. The way I see it, if something can't be said out in the open, in public, on Facebook, then maybe it shouldn't be said at all. If your true interest is God's Word, then please consider taking some time to visit my actual Bill's Bible Basics website at: https://www.billkochman.com Trust me when I say that you will find a lot more there than you will on any of my Facebook pages. The truth is that aside from the fact that I keep rather busy here working on the Bill's Bible Basics ministry, I get way too many private chat requests from people in African and Asian countries who have ulterior motives. I am sure that many of you reading this know exactly what I am talking about. Such people will start an innocuous-sounding conversation with a "Hello" or an "Are you there?", or some similar opening. After that, they will try to engage in a simple, casual conversation in their broken English for a while. But then, they finally reveal why they are really texting you. It is not because they are really interested in being your friend and having Christian fellowship with you. It is that they have this mistaken idea that all Americans are just loaded with money, and they are hoping that you will help them out. Trust me when I say that over the years, I have heard it all on Facebook. They want money to purchase school books. Their husband died, and now they are out on the street living with their kids. They have an orphanage full of starving children. They need money to build their church. Their children have no clothes to wear. They need Bibles for their congregants. And on and on it goes. As I said, I've heard it all. It's possible that some of these stories may be true; but I am inclined to believe that many of them are bogus, because I have caught some of these people in their deception. The bottom line is this: I am not a rich American. I am old and retired, and I live on a fixed income. My gosh, I don't even own a car. So I am really sorry, but even if your needs are real, I simply cannot help you. Then, of course, there are those women who seem to think that I would make a fine, Christian husband. Sorry, ladies, I mean no offense to you, but I am not interested, so please desist. There are also some well-meaning friends who constantly send me video links, news article links, links to petitions to sign, announcements regarding their new book, chain messages, etc. Folks, as I have mentioned many times before, it is my personal policy to NOT click or tap on any photos or links which are contained in private messages. Doing so is dangerous business, and it is risky. One never knows what might be happening in the background when you do that. You may end up embarrassing yourself. So I am sorry if it may offend some of of you, but I don't care who you are, or how long I have known you. I will NOT click or tap on your photos or links. Neither will I forward ridiculous chain messages. So please stop. Now if you choose to persist in sending me unwanted text messages, I will set you to "Ignore messages"; and if you really annoy me with your persistence, I may even unfriend you. I am serious. To those of you who respect my wishes, thank you for your consideration and cooperation! I appreciate it. https://www.billkochman.com/Blog/index.php/facebook-private-text-messages/?feed_id=246294&Facebook%20Private%20Text%20Messages
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dailyrandomwriter · 10 months ago
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Day 621
Due to the fact that most of my coworkers are older than me, or have families of their own, it’s rare to talk about common interests. It probably doesn’t help that my interests to a degree are actually quite niche.
Even videogames, which a lot of people now play, tend to be a niche thing for me. I prefer indie games most of the time, and I have a large love of games that involve more farming, or puzzle solving elements to them. I rarely play any games within the AAA market, most of the time it's not of interest to me.
So today was kind of special, because I got to kind of talk about my interests with people. While they didn’t quite share my exact interests, they all had adjacent interests to my interest. Specifically I have two coworkers who have an interest in pens.
Without meaning to, my one coworker (let’s call him Miles), seems to have taken to the idea of romanticizing your life. He likes fountain pens, in part because their bigger girth is more comfortable to hold, but he also expressed how it brightens his day to write with a well built pen. He also had told me that he looks forward to filling his pen with more ink at the end of each week. This is, very much the idea of romanticizing your life, and he does so every week by taking time out to refill his fountain pen with inks he likes.
We actually ended up talking about inks that morning, because now that I have my Lumos pen, I can start thinking about having a small ink collection. I actually thought Miles bought inks locally, and had no idea that he liked the high end Japanese inks. Which I shouldn’t be surprised by. Like, this is like me spending way too much money on high end notebooks.
Then another coworker (Kitty) stopped by my desk to check out my Lumos pen. She had been looking at the site but wasn’t sure if she wanted to commit because she liked her pen nibs fine and wanted to know how it would write. Also, even though Lumos bills itself as a reusable pen, I don’t think most people realize (because it’s hard to imagine) that every bit of it is reusable, even the cartilage that stores the ink and the nibs.
So we had a conversation about how it worked as I carefully took it apart so she could see the inside. I gave a suggestion to watch Mark from Mark Your Pages because watching his demo was how I realized I could use this pen myself.
Interestingly enough, both had something in common. They didn’t like the idea of writing with just any old pen. For Miles, it’s because normal pens are not comfortable to hold, and for Kitty, she also likes the feel of writing with a fineliner. Honestly, I only lived with my pen for a few days, but I understand why. 
I forgot how much fun it is to write with coloured inks (does anyone remember their gel pen phase?).
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subpar-ghoulfriend · 4 years ago
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Let’s have a baby
yandere!EraserMicx PREGNANT!Reader 
A terrible mix up leading to an accidental pregnancy? Or something more intentional? Either way now you were pregnant with (none other than the beloved power couple heroes) Eraserhead and Present Mic’s child. Time to discuss how co parenting is going to work. 
TW: pregnancy, artificial insemination, yandere elements, mentions of stalking, alludes to potential custody battle
You had been avoiding the two men for the past week, which was challenging seeing as they managed to find your phone number, address, and place of work. Any time you blocked their calls they got a new number. Two Pro Heroes versus a twenty something civilian, it was only a matter of time until you were cornered.
Now the couple stood between you and your apartment. You had a long shift at your job as a pet groomer and just wanted to get some rest.
Present Mic was the first to speak. "Hey lil momma, we heard you had work today so we brought you some dinner. We thought we could talk over a nice meal."
You had no response. You were tired, both physically and emotionally. You had been put through the ringer ever since meeting them at your doctors office. It was a total Jane the Virgin situation. You went in for an assessment about some supposed ovarian cysts and unknowing left artificially inseminated. There was a supposed mix up, a digital glitch that somehow merged your chart with the surrogates - apparently your names were super similar. Two weeks later you were called back into the doctor's office and informed of what took place. And now you were in this living nightmare.
And the two heroes had nothing to do with the error. There was totally a surrogate. They hadn't paid off your provider. And why would they? You had never met them - although given their patrols they may have seen you once or twice...
They were tearful when they were informed of the mix up, they had been waiting patiently through the whole process and now everything was thrown in chaos. They offered to compensate you for your service which sent you into a blind rage. They just assumed you would carry a child, a child with half of your DNA, and then give YOUR baby away. Rationally you understood that they had planned to be be the only parents to the child, but that was with a professional surrogate who understood the process, who didn't want the child in their life, just happy to help out a loving couple. But that wasn't you, you grew up wanting to be a mom, and now they would take that from you.
What if they tried to legally take sole custody of the baby? Surely they had some pull in the judicial system. Besides, they were a solid couple with money, while you were alone with no family and working two jobs. The thought made you sick to your stomach.
You were shaking as you tried to push past them. Maybe they would just disappear if you ignored them, a girl could dream. But instead they tagged along inside. Albeit you weren’t fighting them on it, you knew this had to happen eventually.
Aizawa easily found the cluttered dining table in your small apartment. You flinched when the loud one tried to help you shrug off your backpack. Taking a seat on the couch you waited for them to start berating you.
"Come sit at the table, dinner is getting cold," Eraser spoke for the first time.
"I'll eat later, I'm not hungry."
"You may not be, but the baby needs to eat."
You glared, how dare they insinuate you didn't know what your child needed. If your body was hungry, you ate. If you were full the baby was full too.
But, you complied, not wanting to argue, "Fine, but I ate a snack not too long ago."
As you ate, Mic kept you company, picking at some left overs, they clearly ate before their visit. Aizawa was rummaging through your place but you managed to hold your tongue until he began throwing things out of your fridge.
"What are you doing?" You hissed, getting up out of your seat.
"Mic and I will bring you groceries tomorrow. The food you have is barely safe for an adult, let alone a fetus."
"Are you kidding me? It's not like I'm chugging alcohol and living off Twinkies. Hey! I just bought those turkey slices. How is turkey bad?" You whined.
To make sure you wouldn't dig the food out trash he dumped it out of his container.
"Zashi, don't let me forget to empty the trash on our way out. Do you know how much salt is in deli meat? And there's no way you can drink any of this while you're pregnant." He gestures to the cans of soda.
As the frustration built you had to fight back tears. They couldn't come in to your home and start throwing out your things.
"Some of us don't make ridiculous money, I'm buying what I can afford and the doctor never had any problem with my health." You hissed.
Hizashi felt the tension thickening, "Hey hey hey, it's okay. Sho and I will go get you some good stuff. We just gotta watch out for you and baby."
And that was the end of your resolve, you stomped past the Hero and locked yourself in your bedroom. Finally tears began to drip down your cheeks.
Back in your kitchen Mic was chiding his boyfriend for being so tough on you.
"So I should just back down while she stuffs herself with junk food?"
Mic gave him a shrug, showing him a bottle on your counter, "At lest she's taking her prenatal vitamins?"
Grabbing the keys to your apartment Aizawa instructed Mic to wait with you while he got you better groceries. He would make copies of your keys on his was back.
You prayed they would leave soon. You were laying in your bed having cried yourself out. Barely into your second month of pregnancy. You still had to endure this for at least seven more months, but most likely much longer.
Next thing you knew you were opening your eyes and the clock read seven AM. By now your uninvited guests must be gone. Nervously you sat up, praying that you'd skip the morning sickness just once this week. You had always had a weak stomach and even the doctor was surprised you were already experiencing the symptom. Unfortunately the minute your feet touched the floor you knew what was coming. You sprinted to the restroom, not even checking to see if the duo had left.
God this was terrible, you didn't just hate throwing up, you were terrified of it. What if you started and never stopped? But it did come to an end. You wiped the water from your eyes and took a moment before standing from the floor. You screamed when a hand slid under your arm, helping you up. Another set of feet rushed to the bathroom.
" What's wrong?" Hizashi huffed as he skid to a stop.
You pulled arm free from Aizawa's grasp. "What are you two still doing here?"
You turned in the faucet to rinse your mouth. Trying to calm your stress, the nausea was trying to return.
Undeterred the scruff pulled your hair into a bun before rubbing your back. You debated returning to bed but that wouldn't get them out of your apartment. You told them you need to sit down, both of them nodding, still wearing their concerned expressions. They got you a glass of water before joining you on the couch. Stubborn men, you sat at the end of the couch so they couldn't both sit, but Mic decided to perch himself on the armrest.
He started petting your hair, "You feelin better little listener?" You nodded in response.
"I got you more food, let us know if your hungry."
You sighed in defeat, "I'm barely two months pregnant, I can fend for myself. What did you all want to talk about?"
You anxiously placed a hand on your stomach. Both men felt their hearts flutter recognizing your maternal instincts kicking in.
Aizawa let Mic begin, he was the more gentle of the two.
"Well, we figured we got off to a rough start. You got put in a tough situation. We shouldn't have assumed you didn't want a child so we're not mad at how you stormed out. But either way we expect to be in our baby's life. The two of us talked it over and we don't want to fight you if you want to be in their life too. So if you wanna be the mommy we're cool with it."
You could blame your reaction on your hormones for your response but you didn't, "Geez thank you so much for allowing me to be in MY child's life."
Aizawa placed a hand on the back of your neck, giving you a gentle massage. "Okay then, the three of us are gonna have a baby. That means you have to stop ignoring us. We can raise the baby together, without involving anyone else. But if we have to, we can always go the legal route for the baby's best interest." 
He knew it was a low blow, but the couple needed you to stop fighting them. Your eyes snapped to his and you shook your head in protest.
"Okay then we're all the same page," Aizawa reassured you.
Mic cheered, "Now we can focus on the fun stuff."
"Hun," Eraserhead caught his attention. "There's still a few more important things to figure out. We don't want you going back to that doctor. They're incompetent. We scheduled you an appointment with another's clinic for next week. Okay?"
You couldn't find your voice after how easily he threatened to take your baby. So you just nodded. Half listening.
"Good. We also went ahead and programmed our numbers into your phone. We need to be able to check in with you."
"Okay, but I can't use my phone at one of my jobs."
"About that lil momma," Mic started. "You work a lot, which is totally bad ass, but we don't think you leave enough time to rest and take care of yourself."
You tried to protest but Aizawa cut you off, "You also shouldn't be working around so many animals. Even though we love animals, they can be unpredictable and one dog can trigger all the rest into a frenzy."
You were dumbfounded, "I've never heard of anything like that happening. One of my coworkers was pregnant last year, she worked until her maternity leave. Plus I need to be able to pay my bills. And don't offer to compensate me again."
"Why do you have to view it as compensation? We just want to take care of the mother of our child. Just think about it. Mic and I have to go take care of some business but we'll be back later this week."
---
Back at their home Hizashi was dramatically splayed on their bed.
"Babe why are you pouting?" Aizawa asked.
"Why can't we just bring her home already?"
Aizawa sympathized with his better half, but they needed to be methodical. He reminded Hizashi that they didn't need to cause her even more stress, especially so early into the pregnancy. If they played their cards right they would have their happy little family soon enough.
If they could ease you in to the relationship everything would be easier in the long run. They had been managing just fine until now, they could wait a few more months.
He joined Hizashi on the couch. Mic was comforting himself the way he usually did when he felt like this. He was scrolling through the countless photos they had collected since their chance encounter with you over a year ago. 
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atlafan · 5 years ago
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Open Door Policy - One Shot
a/n: so, I love a good professor!harry fic, but I don’t always love when he gets involved with a student, so y/n is his TA. He’s 26, and she’s 23, so not too weird, right? Anyways, this took me a few days to write, and I didn’t mean for it to be this long, but here we are. This is a slow burn fam, like...buckle up. Reblogs are always very kind and helpful! Not proofread. 
Warnings: angst, fluff, and smut! 
Words: 21.5K 
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It was Y/N’s second year in grad school. She knew how to handle her workload on top of still making time for fun. She was still able to go out to the bar, and party with her friends. However, she was serious about her research. She had a “big girl” apartment that she shared with two friends, each having their own room. Grad school was expensive, and even though she had a decent job working at the local café, it wasn’t enough to cover her bills. Luckily, she got a grant to be TA this semester, which was perfect because she was interested in teaching at a collegiate level at some point. Her excitement dwindled slightly when she got the email about what professor she’d be paired up with.
“Who is it?” Nessa asks, plopping down on the couch with her.
“Dr. Styles.” Y/N groans.
“Tell me, why is that a problem?” Charlotte asks, coming over with a bowl of popcorn so they could start their movie night. “He’s so fucking hot.”
“Exactly! How am I supposed to concentrate?! I had him my senior year for an elective and it was awful. I was flustered all the time. He’s such a nice guy too, I missed a class where we had a test and he let me make it up, no questions asked.”
“Great, so he’s a good professor to learn from.” Nessa says. “Oh, maybe you’ll get a closer look at some of his tattoos.”
“There’s nothing to be nervous about, Y/N, he’s only a few years older than us, you know?” Charlotte shrugs. “Maybe you’ll fall in love.” She teases her.
“Mhm, yeah, because I’m sure a guy who has his PhD in Computer Science is just dying to go out with a girl who’s only a TA so she can afford her last year of school.”
“What class are you even helping him with? You’re not specializing in CS.” Nessa says.
“Apparently it’s for the section of Web Expressions he teaches, that was the class I took with him. It was really easy, you just learn the basics of HTML and then build your own website.”
“Did you just say that was easy?” Nessa scoffs.
“My older sister ended up helping me a lot because she had a myspace back in the day, I guess you needed HTML for that.” Y/N shrugs. “It’ll be a good experience for me.”
“Okay, but you’re just specializing in Curriculum and Instruction, so-“
“Yeah, that involves Instructional Design, so I know about this stuff. I’m just not looking forward to doing it with him.” She sighs.
“Could be worse.” Charlotte smirks. “You could have gotten with some old fart who would let you flounder.”
“Very true.” She closes her laptop and sets it on the coffee table. “Alright, let’s get this HSM party started.”
//
A week later Y/N received an email from Dr. Styles to meet with her so they could discuss the class and make sure they were on the same page about the syllabus. She was a nervous wreck. Y/N used to avoid his office like the plague, too afraid to be alone with him. It’s not that Dr. Styles was a creep or ever put off any inappropriate vibes, he just had this sort of intimidating stare to him. Even when he’d laugh, seeing him soften was intimidating. The sound of his deep, raspy voice was almost a little too soothing, and she was obsessed with his sense of style. His nails were always painted different colors, and he had the cutest pair of round glasses that would sit on the tip of his nose.
Even though it was August, and still very hot out, Y/N wanted to make a good, professional impression. So, she decides on a pair of white slacks that have a tie in the front, a white tank top tucked in, and a navy blue three-quarter sleeve blazer. It was too humid to leave her hair down, so she puts it up in a cute, messy bun. She puts on a little makeup, grabs her laptop bag, and out the door she goes. She puts her sunglasses on immediately, almost getting blinded by the blazing sun.
She had never been in an academic building at this point in the summer. There were a few faculty puttering around, getting their offices situated for the semester. She smiles at a few of them as she takes her sunglasses off. She heads up to the third story where Dr. Styles’ office was. There was no a/c in this building, but luckily the room they’d be teaching in would have it due to all the computers.
His door was open, and she nearly walked right by him. She back peddles and already feels weak kneed. He had his glasses on, pushed closer to his face than usual, a small fan on his desk blowing the hair that wasn’t in the little sprout on the top of his head back, and he was wearing a white t-shirt.
“Um, Dr. Styles?” She nervously taps on the outside of the doorframe. He looks up from his computer and smiles.
“Miss Y/L/N?”
“Yes.” She smiles back at him.
“Come on in, have a seat.”
It was the accent, that fucking British accent that she remembered was the most distracting part about him. He had this drawl to his voice that was irresistible.
“Do you want me to, um…” She points to the door.
“No, no, too bloody hot to have that thing closed. The little window I get barely opens so I only have this fan to really keep me cool.” He frowns slightly at her appearance. “Why’d you get so dressed up? You must be sweltering.”  
“I’m okay!” She blushes, and takes the seat in front of his desk. “I just…you know, wanted to look nice.” His eyebrows raise slightly. “I mean, like, not nice, but professional.”
“Well, don’t feel like you need to be dressed up like this all the time. I want you to be comfortable. You don’t see me all dressed up.” He smirks.
“You’re a tenure-track faculty, you can do whatever you want.”
“Not true.” He leans forward and rests his chin on his palm. “I can’t call a student an absolute moron when they ask me a stupid question.”
“I thought there were no stupid questions.” She smiles.
“God, there’s tons.” He scoffs and sits up straighter. “But we have to encourage students to speak up when they’re confused, so.” He shrugs. “Anyways, let’s look at the course, yeah?”
“Okay.” She takes her laptop out and sets it on his desk, scooting closer.
“I added you to the moodle page, so you should have full access to everything. You’ll be grading a bit, so I wanted to make sure you knew how to get in there.”
Once Y/N logs in, and clicks into the course, she smirks.
“What?”
“Looks at the exact same.”
“What do you mean?”
“I actually, uh, took this class with you a couple of years ago.” She furrows her brows at the page. “You know, you should really update this, it’s lazy to use the same design year after year.” She sort of says it without thinking and then feels embarrassed when she looks back up to meet his intimidating gaze.
“Interesting, usually I’m good with names…yours doesn’t ring a bell at all.” He looks at his own computer and crosses his arms. “And it’s not that I’m lazy, I don’t have a lot of control over the physical design. The assignments are much different, those I keep fresh.” He turns to look at her again. “I also teach eighteen credits worth of courses, I don’t exactly have time to sit and revamp all of them.”
“Well, maybe I could do that. I’ve taken a lot of Instructional Design courses.” She says brightly. “Studies show that students do better when their course pages are more inviting.”
“Alright, since you’re the expert, I’ll let you take the lead on that. Can we get back to the material itself? I have to make sure you know what you’re doing.” He squints at her. “You really took this class?”
“Yes.”
“And I was your professor?”
“Yes, Dr. Styles.”
He plucks his fingers over his lips.
“I feel bad for not remembering you.”
“It’s okay, I sort of kept to myself. You late me retake a test that I missed once, though.”
“Oh!” He snaps his fingers. “You missed class because you had a bad stomach bug.”
“Yeah.” She blushes.
“Poor thing, those are the worst when you don’t have mum around to help take care of you.”
“It’s alright, I recovered.”
“Clearly.” He smiles.
They spend the next hour or so going over the course and the materials. He tells her what he’ll need from her specifically. He’ll do most of the teaching, and she’ll bebop around helping students with questions. Oh, and grading, she’ll be helping with a lot of grading. He notices her wipe some sweat from her brow, and he frowns.
“Do you want a water? I have some in the fridge.”
“That would be great, thank you.”
He wheels over to his mini fridge and tosses her a water bottle. As she takes a sip, she notices him still looking at her.
“You can take that off, you know?”
“What?”
“Your blazer.”
“No, I can’t.”
“Why not?”
“I’m, uh, only wearing a tank top underneath and I wouldn’t feel comfortable being so…exposed.”
“Oh!” He blushes. “I’m sorry, I hope my comment didn’t-“
“It’s fine.”
“I just hope you know I wasn’t trying to-“
“I didn’t.” She clears her throat. “So, I have full reigns to redesign some things?”
“Sure.” He shrugs. “Just as long as I can still navigate it.”
“Isn’t your PhD in Computer Science? You should be fine.” She closes her laptop and sticks it in her bag.
“Right…” He pulls his calendar up on his computer. “What’s your class schedule like?”
“With this one, I only have one other class that’s in person, the rest are online.”
“Perfect, then it should be easy to build in some office hours for you. We’ll have to share mine, I hope that’s alright. Not every TA gets their own office, but there’s plenty of room in here for two. This office actually used to have to people in it, I’m having a small desk brought in for you.”
“Oh, um, thanks. I also work a lot at the café down town, but it shouldn’t be a problem.”
“You work at Bento’s?”
“Yeah.”
“I go there all the time, how have I not seen you?”
“I work in the back as a baker.”
“Oh cool, I actually worked in a bakery when I was younger.”
“I know.” She rolls her eyes. “You used to mention it all the time in class.”
“I did?”
“Yes.” She chuckles. “You made it sound like so much fun it’s actually what made me apply to Bento’s in the first place.”
“Ah, well, glad I could help.”
They decide on the office hours that will work best, and then he dismisses her. Just as she’s about to leave, he says her name.
“Yeah?”
“When it’s just us feel free to call me Harry. You and I don’t need to be so formal, alright?”
“Okay.” She smiles. “See you next week.”
The second she gets outside the building, she rips her blazer off. She gets back to her apartment as quickly as possible, changes into a bathing suit, and gets in the pool outside. Charlotte and Nessa were already out there, sitting on chairs in the shade. Y/N gets out and towels off, sitting down with them.
“Needed to cool off after your time with Dr. Styles, huh?” Charlotte winks at her.
“Shut up.” Y/N nudges her friend. “It was so fucking hot in his office. I know it’ll cool down eventually, and I was also way overdressed. He only had a t-shirt and jeans on.”
“Did he remember you?” Nessa asks.
“Not at first, but of course he remembered the reason I missed class was because I had a stomach bug, how embarrassing.”
“Why is that embarrassing?” Charlotte asks.
“I don’t want him to think about me being all…icky.”
“Do you seriously still have a crush on him?” Nessa asks.
“It’s not a crush, he’s just insanely attractive. He looked so cute being all casual today.” She whines. “It doesn’t matter, he’s twenty-six and probably has a girlfriend or something, how could he not?”
“I don’t know, I wouldn’t wanna date a guy smarter than me. He probably man-splains all the time.” Charlotte says. “I bet he’s good for a quick fuck, and that’s about it.”
“I guess Y/N will find out.” Nessa giggles.
“You two are the worst.” She groans.
//
“Hey, Y/N!”
Y/N was in the back at Bento’s getting some bread proofed and ready for the morning crew. One of her coworkers was calling for her.
“Yeah?”
“There’s some guy out front asking for you?”
“What?” She wipes her hands on her apron and walks out front. She freezes when she sees Harry. She had a hairnet on, her face was laced with sweat, and she smelled like bread, which you would think would smell good, but it doesn’t. It had been a couple of days since their meeting.
“Sorry, had to see it for myself.” He smirks.
“See what, Dr. Styles?” She walks around the counter to speak with him.
“Harry.” He corrects her. “See you in action, of course.” He takes a sip from his drink. “I see you’ve already made some changes to the course.”
“Yeah, uh, it was pretty easy.”
“Well, it looks fantastic. I was going to email you, but I was stopping in here and I thought I’d see if you were working so I could just tell you in person.”
“Oh.” She blushes. “Thank you, that means a lot.”
“Well, I’ll let you get back to it. Don’t wanna get you in trouble.” He waves as he leaves, and she stands there stunned.
“Who the fuck was that?” Her coworker asks.
“Um, I’m his TA this semester. He wanted to tell me I did a good job on something.”
“Oh, shit.”
“What?”
“He’s gonna fuck you.”
“Stop!” She swats her hand at them. “Go take drink orders, I’m going back to the proofer.”
Harry was just being nice, and maybe he was looking for a good laugh. She shakes the thought from her head, he didn’t want to fuck her. He was way more professional than that.
//
On her first day as a TA, she decided on a pair of jean capris, and a light blouse. She left her hair down since it wasn’t humid. She felt more like herself, which was good. She goes to her now shared office with Harry first, just to drop her things off.
“Good morning.” She says shyly as she comes in. The small desk he had brought in for her was there, and there was a small plant waiting for her on it.
“Morning, Y/N, are you excited?”
“More so nervous, but yeah. What’s this?” She points to the plant.
“Got you a little something for your desk. It’s really easy to take care of, should only need water once a week.”
“Oh, thank you.” She tucks some hair behind her ear and sits down.
“Since it’s syllabus week, today will be really easy. We’ll go over a few things and then I’ll probably let them go early.”
“Alright.”
“I’ll give you a couple of minutes to introduce yourself too.”
“Okay.”
“Do you have a water bottle with you or anything?”
“Yeah, right here.” She takes it out of her bag.
“Great, a little trick I learned when I first started teaching is that sometimes you can end up answering a question you ask the students because you’re so nervous when no one answers right away. So, if you take a moment to take a sip of your water it gives them more time to speak up.”
“Thanks, that’s a really good tip.”
“You’ll do great.” He looks down at his watch. “Come on, we should head to the classroom, make sure all the computers are working.”
Y/N nods and follows him out. Her eyes drift down to how his butt looks in his khakis. He had a simple green t-shirt tucked into them. He was effortlessly handsome. The cool of the a/c in the computer lab helps snap her out of ogling. After they check the rows of computers, only one wasn’t working, so Y/N takes a DO NOT USE sign onto it.
“Brilliant.” He says to her.
Students start trickling in, and choosing their seats. The class was mostly boys, and only a couple of girls. Unfortunately, that was typical for courses like this, even if it was just a gen ed that literally anyone could take.
“Morning everyone, I’m Dr. Styles, and I’d prefer you call me that. I worked a long time to be called that, so please don’t call me by my first name. You can call me professor, though, if you feel comfortable.” He smiles at the class. “We’re very lucky this semester, I have a TA that will be able to help you with assignments.” He gestures to Y/N.”
“Hi, yeah, my name’s Y/N, you can feel free to just call me that. Um, I’m in my second year of grad school. I’m studying curriculum and instructional design. I’m excited to be with you all this semester.”
Y/N takes a seat to the side of the room while Harry pulls up the course and the syllabus on the projector.
“Now, who here is a CS major?” Most of the class raises their hand. “Right, try branching out for your gen eds, your eyes will bleed if you don’t.” He jokes. “What about those of you who aren’t CS, just shout it out.”
“Communication.”
“Undecided.”
“IT.”
“Psychology.”
“Wonderful, glad we’ll have a little bit of variety. Y/N redesigned this class, so I’m hoping you’ll appreciate what she’s done to make things easier for you.”
Y/N takes attendance, and then sits back down so Harry can go over the syllabus and explain some of the more intricate assignments. He also explains his door is always open for anyone that needs extra help. He wanted to make a good impression since he knew some of the students would end up in some of his higher level courses.
“Please take some time to go over some of the basic codes and short cuts we’ll be using quite a bit. For our next class we’re going to work on a site together, alright?” There’s a hum of agreement throughout the class. “Great, and just so you know, Y/N will be doing the majority of the grading, so it’s not my good side you’ll want to be on, it’s hers.” He grins. “Alright, you’re all dismissed, enjoy the nice weather.”
Everyone files out, and Y/N takes a deep breath. She walks with Harry down to his office and she plops down in her seat.
“Seems like it’ll be a good group.” He opens one of his drawers. “Here, forgot to give you a key. You can come here whenever you want, feel free to do your homework if there’s nothing to be graded.”
“Thanks.” She takes it from him and puts it on her key ring. “It’ll be nice to have a quiet space, actually. One of my roommates is getting her master’s in theater education, and my other roommate is getting her master’s in music education, so it gets kind loud from time to time.”
“Then definitely come here anytime you like.” He smiles and sits in his chair.
“When does your next class start?”
“I’ve got about an hour or so before I need to go back to the computer lab for my computing fundamentals class. I teach two sections of that back to back. Then that’s it for today.”
“Does it get annoying to teach the same class back to back?”
“Not really.” He shrugs. “I’m used to it by now anyways.”
“Dr. Styles?” A female student taps on the outside of the door. “How was your su…oh, you’re in here with someone.” She frowns.
“I sure am, Melanie.” Harry seems to look a little nervous. “I’ll be rather busy today, but we can catch up soon, alright?”
“Oh, okay.” She glares at Y/N before leaving. Harry sighs heavily once she’s gone.
“That’s one of my frequent flyers.” He rolls his eyes. “Her and a couple other girls try to come by and chat…” He runs a hand through his hair. “I’m actually kind of glad you’ll be around, I’ve seen her fly out of here so fast.”
“Does she…have a crush on you or something?”
“I’m afraid so.” Harry sighs. “It’s partly why I keep my door open when I meet with students. I used to keep it closed to have some privacy, cause sometimes there’s personal things students want to talk about, but she came in last year…I don’t know, I just keep my door open now.”
“That sucks.” She turns to her laptop to start getting some work done. “Such is the life of the hot, young professor, unfortunately.” Once again, Y/N said something without really thinking about it. She really needs to work on a filter. When she turns around to look at him to apologize, he was looking at her, face flushed. “I’m sorry, I just meant-“
“I have some emails to catch up on, so I’m gonna put by earbuds in and just focus on that.”
Y/N nods and turns back to her computer. She sighs heavily. The last thing she wanted to do was make the poor guy feel more tense than he already did. It must be painfully awkward to have students throwing themselves at you all the time, and what’s worse is that he feels so uncomfortable that he feels like he can’t even close his door. Y/N wanted to know what exactly Melanie did. It couldn’t have been so bad because she was still coming by to see him. Maybe Harry just picked up on a vibe, and got ahead of the problem before it got worse.
Forty or so minutes later, Harry tells Y/N he’s off to class, but she can feel free to stay if she wanted. She smiles and continues working on a paper she already had assigned for one of her courses. It was really nice to just have a space to work.
“Dr…oh…is this not Dr. Styles’ office anymore.” The girl standing in the doorway frowns.
“Oh! No, it is. He’s teaching right now. I’m his TA, Y/N, so we’re sharing. Can I help you with anything?”
“No, um, I was just coming to say hi, but I’ll catch him later.”
“What’s your name? I can tell him you stopped by, then he can email you or something.”
“It’s Bridget, and he doesn’t need to email me. I was just coming to say hi and chat about summer.” She sighs. “Sorry to bother you.”
Before Y/N can say it wasn’t a bother, the girl is gone. Harry really seemed to have a fan club so far. Y/N had professors she loved, but it was the first day of classes, she never went around trying to catch up with them. She decides to close the door a bit, maybe if people came by they would just assume he wasn’t there.
Y/N’s eyes start to feel droopy. It hits her that she’s been up since four this morning, having pulled an early shift at Bento’s. She decides to cross her arms on her desk, and rest her head on them. Her music was playing softly in the background, and her eyes eventually flutter closed.
Harry comes back from his second section of Computer Fundamentals and is confused when he sees his door only open a crack. He opens it the rest of the way and stops short when he sees Y/N resting peacefully. He wonders how long she’s been asleep for. He didn’t want her to be too groggy. He also knew some students from his previous classes may stop by for some clarification, so as he much he didn’t want to, he had to wake her up.
“Y/N?” He says softly, tapping her on the shoulder.
“Mm?” She grunts.
“Gotta wake up, love.”
Her eyes snap open. She sits up and watches him as he sits at his desk, pulling some papers out of his bag. She knew it was a pet name often used where he was from, but holy mother of God did it sound good hearing him call her that.
“Sorry, I…oh wow, I slept for way too long.”
“You didn’t seem so tired this morning, are you feeling alright?”
“Oh yeah, I’m fine. I worked an early shift at the bakery this morning, so it must just be catching up with me.” She stretches her arms out. “I think I’m gonna head out now. Oh, some student named Bridget came by earlier, but you were in class.”
“Alright.” He sighs. “Thanks, see you Wednesday.”
“See you Wednesday.” She smiles, gathers her things, and heads out.
//
At the end of the first week of classes, Harry was exhausted. It was always like this by the time that first Friday hit. The faculty meeting was the most draining part of it. He didn’t subject Y/N to it since she wasn’t helping with a major course. He had whined about it in front of her, though, so when he got back to his office he found a cupcake from Bento’s waiting for him.
It took a couple of weeks, but Y/N was able to relax around Harry. He noticed this right away. She was way less nervous, and he felt happy knowing he wasn’t making her feel intimidated. He was also happy for the help. She was able to field a lot of questions for the students, and her grading things was already saving him a ton of time.
The semester was off to a great start. Y/N would often bring Harry extra pastries from Bento’s, and he would praise her for how good they tasted.
“If those whole Instructional Design thing doesn’t work out, you should just open up your own bakery.” Is what he would often say after stuffing his face. It would make her giggle and blush. She enjoyed pleasing him.
They were having a peaceful Tuesday afternoon, holding office hours. Mostly working on their own, but occasionally chatting. Well, it was peaceful, until someone walked through the door.
“Harry.” An angry woman holding a small shih tzu and a large bag says. “I can’t take care of him Max anymore. I’m moving and my new place can’t have pets.”
“Kelly, let’s go out into the hall, yeah?”
She looks over at Y/N, who was stunned. Harry was standing up and walking around his desk to lead the woman out, but she won’t budge.
“Make whoever this is leave, you have an office for a reason.”
“I don’t have an office for personal matters, come on.” He takes the dog, Max, from her and cuddles him to his chest. Harry gets a lick to his chin. “Aw, you miss Daddy, Maxy?”
The woman rolls her eyes, and lets Harry lead her into the hallway. Y/N hears some muffled discussion, the woman raising her voice more than him.
“You could have looked for a place that allowed pets. This is so typical of you. You fought me on keeping him, and the second it got difficult you wanna just dump him with me.”
“I’m never home, Harry! It’s not fair to him.”
“And you think I’m home more?”
“More than me.” She scoffs. “You don’t have a choice, I leave at the end of the week.”
“You don’t even look like you’re going to miss him.”
“I thought I wanted him, but every time I looked at him I just thought of you, and now I can’t stand him. I’m moving to have a fresh start. Whatever happens to him is up to you now.” She drops the large bag full of Max’s things at his feet and walks away.
Harry sighs and kisses the top of Max’s head. He leans down to grab the bag and walks back into his office.
“I’m so sorry you had to see that.”
“It’s okay.” She extends her hands out. “Can I hold him? He’s so cute.” She pouts.
“Um, sure.” Harry hands Max over to Y/N.
“Oh my goodness.” She gets a lick on her cheek. “How old is he?”
“A little over a year.” Harry mumbles as he goes through the bag. “I have no idea how I’m going to make this work. I can’t bring him with me every day, it’s not allowed. Once in a while is fine, but it’s not like he’s a therapy dog.”
“I can help! My apartment is pet friendly for small dogs. I could just meet you here and you can drop him off to me.”
“I couldn’t ask you to do that. You have so much going on between this, your own school work, and Bento’s.”
“I really wouldn’t mind, I know you end up staying here late a lot of the time, I could take him for walks and stuff, tire him out so you can just have a snuggle with him when you get home.” She holds him up to her face. Lucky dog, she thinks to herself.
“You’re my TA, Y/N, not my dog sitter.” He sighs. “I’m sure I could find another student that needs some extra cash-“
“Wouldn’t need to pay me.” She smiles. “Please, he’s so cute, I really wanna help. It won’t stress me out, I promise.”
“We’ll see, it would only be on my busy days.” He takes Max back from her, and pulls his dog bed from the bag. “Go on, get comfy.” He sets him down and pats the top of his head. He takes out his water bowl and pours some into it for him.
“Feel free to not answer, but who was she?”
“My ex…” Harry sighs and runs a hand through his hair. He sits down and watches Max lap up at his water bowl. “She insisted on a small dog because they’re easier to take care of.” He rolls his eyes. “But I missed him a lot, so I’m not complaining. We were together a couple of years, lived together for a bit, thought it would be smart to get a dog like a lot of people do when they’re getting more serious. But we started fighting a lot, we both got busier, neither of us wanted to compromise, and so it goes. She took him with her. We both got new places and have barely spoken.”
“I’m so sorry.”
“It’s okay, we weren’t right for each other, and he sort of made us realize that.” Max yips at Harry. “That’s right, buddy.” Harry chuckles. “We called it quits roughly six months ago, it’s all good now. I thought I’d miss her, but I missed him more.”
“I get that, I dated this guy for a bit in undergrad, but I definitely didn’t see it lasting.” She rolls her eyes.
“Guys at that age are really immature, anyways. You’ve got plenty of time to meet someone.” He turns back to his computer and gets back into his emails. He looks over his calendar and groans. “Alright, I’ll definitely need your help with him.” He turns back to her. “I give a lecture on Thursday evenings, so no one would be home with him literally day.”
“No problem at all, I can bring him home with me and I can just drop him off to you.” She smiles. “My roommates love dogs too, they’ll be excited.”
“I’ll need your phone number, just to get updates and stuff, it’ll be easier than email.”
“Sure!” She hands him her phone immediately. “Feels silly to not have exchanged numbers sooner.”
“Was sort of trying to keep a level of professionalism between us, but I suppose you’re gonna be helping me with my pup you’ll be more than just a colleague.” He puts his number in and texts himself. “You’re sure this won’t be too much for you?”
“Not at all.”
“At least let me pay you.”
“No way.”
“Y/N.” He sighs. “I’m gonna pay you, just deal with it, alright?” There was that intimidating side of him again. Y/N just swallows and nods. “Good.”
//
Nessa and Charlotte loved when Y/N would bring Max home with her. They teased her a bit at first because it was like her and Harry now owned this dog together, but she explained she was just helping him out.
“At least now you know for sure he’s single, and that he’s not afraid of commitment.” Nessa winks.
“Oh stop.” Y/N nudges her.
“He has your number now, does he ever text you about anything other than Max?”
“Not really, although he’ll send a funny gif as a response sometimes. He’s got a good sense of humor. You should see him in class.” Y/N’s phone buzzes and sees a text from Harry. “Speak of the Devil.”
Harry: I’m running late tonight, I’m so sorry. Would it be too much to ask to have you just get him settled at my place? There’s a spare key in the plant by the door.
Y/N’s eyes grow wide.
“Oh my god, he wants me to bring Max to his house tonight.”
“It’s happening!” Charlotte squeals. “Have you eaten much pineapple lately?”
“Would you shut up?! He doesn’t want to fuck me. He’s way too professional.”
Y/N: of course!
Harry: you’re a lifesaver. I’ve got some frozen pizza, feel free to make yourself at home until I get in. I won’t have you waiting too long.
“Oh wow, I’m gonna be there until he gets in…” She looks at her friends. “Maybe I’ll go shave my legs, you know, just in case.”
//
Y/N finds the key quickly, and walks into Harry’s home. He didn’t live too far from campus. He had a nice town home. Max scamps inside and immediately goes over to his toys in the living room. Y/N takes her shoes off and leaves them in the mudroom. Harry kept his home clean, and it made Y/N smile. There were some papers on his kitchen table that had grade marks on them. She wondered if he had a home office or not.
She goes into his freezer to find the pizza, and preheats the over. Once the pizza is baking, she plops onto the couch, pulling Max into her lap and turning the TV on. He has Netflix, so she click into that. She pouts when she sees he watches a lot of Rom Coms, it was too cute. She puts on The Office and has a slice of pizza. She didn’t need to work until tomorrow afternoon, so she didn’t mind that it was getting to be a little later on a Thursday, and it wasn’t like she went to raging parties anymore either.
Eventually, she dozed off. She couldn’t help it. Harry had a really comfortable couch, and plush blanket to curl up in, and Max was just as cozy to sleep with. Harry had texted Y/N, but she didn’t answer because she was asleep. The lecture he had ran late, and then he had to meet with some students to help them. Not to mention it was raining heavily, and he needed to drive a little slower than usual. So he didn’t pull into his driveway until 10PM. He sighs, feeling terrible that Y/N was still there.
He quietly enters his home, but it didn’t matter because Max hears him, wakes up, and starts barking. This startles Y/N awake.
“Shh, Max, it’s just Daddy.” He scoops him up and walks into the living room. Y/N was rubbing her eyes, trying to wake up. “I’m so sorry, I-“
“It’s okay.” She yawns. “I wrapped up the pizza and put it in the fridge for you.”
“Oh, um, thank you. Think I’m about to pass out though.”
“Don’t be silly.” She gets up and stretches. “You need to eat something.”
She brushes by him to go into his kitchen and take the pizza out. She puts a paper-towel over it and pops it in the microwave.
“I really am sorry you’re here so late.”
“It’s okay.” She leans against the counter. “What’s the lecture for, anyways?”
“It’s actually a graduate level CS systems course. I couldn’t turn the money down when they offered it to me. I figured since it’s only once a week it would be terrible, and it’s not, it’s just exhausting.”
The microwave beeps, and Y/N take the plate out for him, removing the paper towel.
“See, now it’s not all dried out.” She smiles.
“Neat trick, I’ll have to remember that.” The rain taps violently on the window in the kitchen.
“Yikes, I didn’t even know it was supposed to rain tonight. It wasn’t like this when I drove over.” She bites her bottom lip and looks outside.
Harry finishes his pizza and puts the plate in the sink. He sets Max down and he runs upstairs to his dog bed in Harry’s room.
“Listen, uh, if you want I can set up the pull out for you. Or I could sleep on it and you could take my bed…if you don’t feel safe driving home.”
“Oh, I couldn’t take your bed.” She turns to him. “But I may take your couch. I was sleeping on it fine as is, no need to set it up.”
“Well, let me at least get you a proper pillow and something to change into, yeah?”
“Okay.”
“Right, um, well you know where the bathroom down here is, feel free to use whatever to wash up. I’ll run up to grab what you need, be down in a sec.”
Harry changes into his own pj’s, and finds some spare pants and a t-shirt for Y/N. He’s even able to find a spare toothbrush. He hustles back down and see’s Y/N bending over to charge her phone using the plug behind the tide table next to the couch. Harry clears his throat to get her attention.
“Here, you can wear this, and he’s a toothbrush.”
“Thanks for letting crash here, I get nervous driving at night when it’s like that outside.”
“It’s the least I could do, you gave up your Thursday night to…” He looks at the TV screen and his cheeks grow hot. Y/N looks over at the TV as well and wonders why The Office might embarrass him.
“Is it okay that I used your Netflix?”
“Yeah, I…god, it’s just, you’ve seen what I watch.” He rubs the back of his neck.
“I didn’t snoop or anything, promise.” She smiles and takes the clothes and toothbrush from him.
He opens up the coffee table to take out a pillow and another blanket.
“Well, I’ll be right upstairs if you need anything…um, goodnight.”
“Goodnight, Harry.”
She wanted to ask if he wanted to watch a little TV with her, but he looked so tired. She lays on the couch after getting changed. His bed clothes swam on her, and she loved it. They smelled just like him and it made her smile. She texts in the group chat so the girls know what’s up. They tell her just to go crawl into his bed, and she rolls her eyes. She falls back asleep after another couple of episodes of The Office.
The next morning, her eyes flutter open when the light from the sliding door in the living room hit her. She hears Harry shuffling around upstairs.
“Gotta be quiet, Max. Y/N is sleeping.” She hears him whisper and it makes her smile. She decides to pretend to be asleep as to not rile the dog up.
She hears the door open and close, and that’s when she knows Harry’s gone to take Max for a walk. She gets up and folds the blankets, and puts the pillow on top. She figures he’ll want to wash it. She goes into the bathroom to do her business, but doesn’t change just yet, she didn’t want to leave the comfort of his clothes. She does, however, put her bra on. She didn’t want to bounce around and make him uncomfortable.
Harry comes back in with a beanie on, cover the beautiful curls Y/N adored so much. He was wearing grey joggers, and a black t-shirt. Max runs right over to Y/N.
“Morning.” Harry says.
“Morning.” She pats Max’s head.
“Sleep alright?”
“Mhm, thank you.”
“I’m gonna make some breakfast, you hungry?”
“Sure, I could eat.” She smiles.
He smiles back and opens up the fridge. Y/N grabs the dog food and gets Max’s bowl filled. She sees Harry starting up the coffee pot, and then going back to the fridge for eggs.
“Eggs and toast alright?”
“Sounds great.”
Harry gets a pan heated up and cracks four eggs into it.
“You working at Bento’s today?”
“Yeah, not until this afternoon though, no worries.”
“Oh good, I would have felt bad if I was keeping you.”
“You’re not.” She sits up on the counter and watches him cook the eggs. He moves to the toaster and puts for pieces of bread in. “This is a nice place.”
“Thanks, sort of found it in a scramble, but it gets the job done. Would have liked more than one bedroom, but oh well.” Harry flips all of the eggs over so they’ll be sunny side down. “Want cheese?”
“Yes, please.” She hops off the counter to grab a couple of mugs for the coffee.
“I have to apologize, I don’t have any cream for that.”
“Sugar?”
He slides the sugar bowl down to her and she smiles. Once everything is done they sit down at the kitchen table.
“Mm, this is delicious, thank you.”
“S’just a fried egg.” He chuckles. “But I’m glad you like it.”
“Do you have to go to campus today?”
“Not technically, but I will just to get some work done. I’ll bring Max with me. He likes the little dog bed I’ve put under my desk.”
“He’s really such a love bug. Snuggled with me last night and everything. My roommates love him too.”
“You’ve been such a big help in so many ways. Don’t know what I’ll do without you next semester.”
“I’m applying for more TA positions, maybe they’ll stick me with you again.”
“Wouldn’t you want more experience with a different class?”
“It doesn’t really matter.” She shrugs. “It would be cool to work with you over winter break to redesign your other courses.”
“Man, if I didn’t have to do that myself…hm, maybe I could put a good word in. That is, if you don’t mind being stuck with me again.”
“Stuck with you? Hello, this is going way better than I thought. I was sort of nervous to be your TA at first.”
“You were?” He frowns.
“You’re a little intimidating.”
“I don’t mean to be.”
“I know, it’s just the way you come off sometimes. You’re hilarious when you want to be.”
“Thanks.” He smirks and continues to eat. He looks at her and furrows his brows. “Feel free to keep those.”
“What?”
“The clothes I let you borrow, feel free to just keep ‘em if you want. I don’t much wear those pants anymore, and I have a dozen t-shirts.”
“Oh, um, thank you. Might take you up on that, I’m pretty cozy.”
She helps clean up the dishes and then gathers her things. He walks her out to her car.
“Thanks again for watching him.”
“Of course, I’ll see you Monday morning.”
“See you, have a good weekend, love.”
Her heart skips a beat as he turns and walks back inside. She takes a deep breath as she gets into her car. It was cloudy on the drive home, but at least it wasn’t raining. The second she gets through the door Nessa and Charlotte grill her for details, and they were highly disappointed that the only thing they shared was breakfast.
“It was really domestic, though, it was nice.” Y/N explains. “He was so cute while he made me breakfast. He’s so kind. He even let me keep his clothes, and he wants me to be his TA again next semester. He literally said he wouldn’t know what to do without me.”
“Yeah, because you’ve volunteered to do everything for him except suck his dick.” Charlotte scoffs. “You said he’s been broken up for a little over six months right? Do you think he’s gotten his dick wet since then?”
“Charlotte!” Y/N giggles. “He’s a grown man, he can do what he wants. I bet he has, he easily could have had a rebound, although, he seems really respectful, so who knows if he’s even into hooking up.”
“Right, like when you told us he always keeps his office door open.”
“I feel bad, I’m there when some of those girls come to chat with him, and you can tell they just make him uncomfortable.” She shakes her head. “I think he and I are, like, friends now. I like what we have going, I’m not going to rock the boat. It could really complicate things.”
“So, would you say now that you’ve gotten to know him better your crush is less…apparent?” Nessa asks.
“God no! We mesh really well, we think a lot of the same things are funny…” She wines slightly. “It’s truly unfair.” She sighs. “Right person, wrong time.”
//
It was hard to stay awake during your shift at the bakery, but you made it through. You were thankful you only needed to be there until about dinner time. You had to be back in Saturday morning for open, but that didn’t stop you and your friends from going out to the bar for a couple of drinks.
It gave the three of you time to catch up and complain about coursework. Nessa was directing a production at the university, and she still had students who weren’t off-book, and Charlotte had to deal with pretentious music bros who really liked to man-splain the music industry to her. Y/N felt lucky that the majority of her classes were online.
“Okay, I have to ask, are there any students in class you think have crushes on each other?” Nessa asks her, sipping from her straw.
“Oh, for sure. There are these two boys, they don’t sit next to each other, but you can tell they’re friends. One of them always looks behind to the other so they can make a face. It’s too cute.”
They were at a more adult bar tonight. It’s not that they didn’t like the college bars they were so used to going to, but if they went there then that meant getting shitfaced and staying on the dancefloor until close. It also made things awkward when running into students. So the three of them felt safe here, they could really relax.
“Oh my fucking god.” Charlotte says. “Dr. Styles just walked in, and fuck, he’s here with a couple of really hot guys.”
“What?!” Y/N was buzzed, and she didn’t want Harry to see her like this. She wanted his image of her to remain sweet and professional. She peers over her shoulder to look at him, and her eyes widen.
He wasn’t wearing his glasses, he had a floral patterned shirt on that had the first few buttons undone, and a pair of black jeans to match. They weren’t skinny jeans or anything, but they sure as fuck were working for him. Both of his friends were a little shorter, but both equally as handsome. The three walk right by the bar and grab a booth.
“This is bad.” Y/N groans. “He looks so fucking good.”
“Who knew he was so tatted up?!” Nessa says. “I thought it was just his arms, but did you see his collar bones? We love a man who has going attire.”
The bar was starting to get more crowded, and louder as it got later. Music was blaring from the speakers, but all Y/N could think about was Harry. She wondered if he would venture to her area of the bar to order his drinks. One of his friends went up first, on Nessa’s left.
“Hey, Niall, what can I get for you?” The bartender asks him.
“Bradly, so good to see yeh, I’ll take a pint of Guinness, Lou’s gonna have a pale ale, and Harry’ll have a Corona with lime.”
“You got it.”
Niall drums his fingers on the bar. Nessa was sweating. She had a boyfriend, so she would never do anything, but fuck, that Irish accent tore right through her. Niall looks over at the three girls who had all fallen silent after he approached. He makes eye contact with Y/N, and they share a smile.
“Opening a tab tonight?”
“Yeah, one of those nights for sure. Poor Harry’s had a run in with his ex, basically dropped their dog in his lap and left. It’s been a couple of weeks since it happened, but it’s been eatin’ the lad up.”
Bradly nods and takes Niall’s credit card to keep on the back of the bar. He hands him the three beers, and Niall thanks him. The girls try not to watch as he sits down.
“Holy shit, I thought I was going to crap my pants.” Nessa breathes. “I love Andy, don’t get me wrong, but holy fuck.” She shakes her head. “I may need to have him pick me up from here tonight.” She giggles.
“Now I almost wish there was dancing here. Wouldn’t mind showing that guy how well I can pop my ass.” Charlotte laughs.
“He smiled at me, did you see it? Of course Harry surrounds himself with other beautiful people.” She pouts.
Niall slides Harry and Louis their beers and they all clink their glasses.
“I’m so glad we could all get out to do this. Sorry we didn’t rescue you the second Kelly showed up.” Louis says.
“It’s alright, I appreciate you guys coming tonight.”
“Is Max okay for a bit on his own?” Niall asks.
“Yeah, I put the gates up for him so he can’t mess much up. I wouldn’t have texted my TA to see if she could watch him again, but…”
“But you’ll most likely be fucking someone tonight.” Niall grins. “Surprised you didn’t just fuck her, she stayed at your place and everything.”
“Actually, you asshole,” Harry chuckles and takes a swig of his beer. “I was going to say that I would have felt bad taking up another one of her evenings. I don’t know if I’m in the mood to take anyone home tonight.”
“Too bad, girls love little dogs like Max.” Louis shrugs.
“There’s three really hot girls sitting by the bar.” Niall loves over at the three girls. “One for each of us if we play our cards right.”
Harry’s back was turned away from the bar, so he couldn’t see who Niall was talking about.
“They could be college students.” Louis says.
“Not at this place. The undergrads don’t come here.” Harry says. “Mostly grad students or other faculty that live close by, locals too.”
“We could order their next round of drinks, and then invite them to come sit with us. Booth has plenty of room.” Niall suggest.
Harry and Louis turn around slightly to get a look at the girls Niall was talking about. Harry nearly chokes on his Corona, and turns back around.
“Jesus, are you alright?” Louis asks, patting his back.
“Yeah, yeah I’m fine. We can’t get those girls drinks.”
“Why not?”
“The one on the right is my TA, Y/N, and her two roommates. I know one of them has a boyfriend…uh…the one on the very left. The middle one is single, but even still, I don’t think that would be a good idea.”
“Mate, you’re TA is that good looking, and you didn’t even try to fuck her when she stayed at your place?” Niall asks.
“No, I didn’t try to fuck her. I’m doing this thing where I don’t fuck people I have a position of power over.” He rolls his eyes. “That’s a no go.”
“But if she wasn’t your TA, and just a regular grad student…?” Louis raises an eyebrow at Harry. He runs a hand through his hair as thinks it over.
“I don’t know, I haven’t really thought about it. I mean, she’s obviously cute, but…I could never do something like that.”
“It’s not like she’s going to be your TA next semester, you could-“ Harry cuts Niall off.
“Actually, she might be. I have a meeting with the curriculum committee to discuss what I’ll need help with for next semester, and we both want to work with each other again. Crossing that line would complicate things, not to mention it’s highly unprofessional.”
“It’s not like she’s a student sitting in one of your classes, then I’d agree with you. You’re colleagues, technically. Nothing in the rule book saying you can’t fuck a colleague.” Niall says.
“He’s got a point, Har.” Louis says.
“Even if I agreed with the both of you, I’d still be taking advantage. I think she has a little crush on me, she’s made a couple flirty comments here and there…”
“Not to mention she jumped at the chance to help watch your dog.” Louis says.
“It’s not happening.”
“Well, you may not want to fuck a pretty girl tonight, but I do, and if the middle one is single, perhaps I’ll still order them all drinks, and just talk with her. Or, if you’re saying Y/N’s a no go for you, maybe I’ll chat her up. We smiled at each other, maybe she thinks I’m cute.” Niall grins.
“Don’t you dare.” He glares at him, finishing his beer. “I don’t care if you talk to, fuck what’s her name…Charlotte! I don’t care if you talk to Charlotte, but don’t try anything with Y/N.” He looks at Louis. “You either.”
“Not that I would, but basically you’re saying if you can’t fuck her no one else can?” Louis asks.
“I just wouldn’t feel comfortable with it.”
“Alright.” Niall shrugs. “We ready for the next round, then?” They both nod at him, and Niall brings the empties up to the bar. The girls fall silent when he approaches again. “Hi there, is there a reason you all keep doing that?”
The girls all turn to look at him. They were sweating.
“Doing what?” Charlotte asks nervously.
“Well, and maybe it’s just a coincidence, but you keep getting quiet when I come over.”
“It’s just…um…” Nessa starts. “You’re here with someone our friend knows.” She points to Y/N. “In a professional setting, and we’re just surprised to see him out, that’s all.”
“Oh, am I? Who is it?”
“Dr. Styles.” Y/N speaks up. Niall smiles as his eyes raise.
“Dr. Styles, how formal.” He looks over at Bradly who gives him the new drinks. “Bradly, do me a favor, put these ladies’ next round on my tab, will you?”
“You don’t have to do that.” Y/N says.
“Whether you know my friend or not, I’d be a real jerk to not buy three beautiful girls a drink, wouldn’t I?” He winks at Charlotte as he walks away with his new drinks.
“He winked at me, oh my god.” She squeals. “Y/N, you wouldn’t care if I tried to fuck one of Harry’s friends, right? It’s been a minute for me.” She pouts.
“No, why would I care?” She laughs. Bradly gives the girls their new drinks. “That was really nice of him.” She twists her straw and looks over at the booth. She can see Niall and the other guy laughing, while Harry just shakes his head.
“What the fuck did you say to them?” Harry asks as he takes a sip of beer.
“Would you relax? They simply mentioned that they knew you, and I bought their next round, that was it.”
“Great, so she knows I’m here.” He groans. “Move.” He says to Louis.
“Why?”
“Because now I have to go talk to her.”
“Oh, you do?” Louis smirks.
“Yes, do you know how fucking rude it would be not even say hello?”
“I don’t see her coming over here.” Niall says.
“She’s obviously nervous!” Harry takes a large gulp of his drink. “Move, Lou.”
Louis gets up so Harry can get out of the booth.
“Oh my god, Y/N, Harry’s coming over here.” Nessa says.
“Shut up,  no he’s not, oh my god, he is, holy shit. I’m…inebriated.”
The girls laugh at her as Harry comes to sit on the open stool next to Y/N. He gets comfortable before he looks at her and smiles. She slowly turns herself to look at him.
“Hi.” He says.
“Hi.”
“Did my friend bother you?”
“Not at all…he was very nice.”
Harry nods and sips from his drink.
“I didn’t know you came here…” He says.
“Could say the same to you.” She looks him up and down. “Barely recognized you when you walked in. That’s a nice shirt.”
“Thanks.” He blushes and wants to kick himself for being so exposed to her.
“You haven’t met my friends yet. Charlotte, Nessa, this is Dr…uh, this is Harry.” The girls both say hello.
“Hi, I’ve heard a lot about you both. You’re Charlotte right?”
“Yeah.”
“My friend thinks you’re cute.” He nods over to Niall. Maybe Harry wouldn’t have been so bold, but he knew they were only a few years apart in age, so it wasn’t totally weird, and he had a couple drinks in him, so there’s that.
“Really?!”
“Mhm.”
“Should I go talk to him?”
“Definitely, I think he’d really like that.”
“Good enough for me.” She hops off the stool. “Ness, come talk to his other friend with me it’s not awkward.”
“Wing-man to the rescue, I’m on it.”
“You guys!” Y/N calls after them, but they’re already sitting down. She looks back at Harry and squints at him.
“What?”
“Did you do that on purpose?”
“Do what?”
“Get them to leave so we could be alone…”
“What?! No!” Harry finishes his drink, and Bradly gets him a new one right away. “Why would I want to be alone with you?” He sees the obvious offense on her face, and shakes his head. “Sorry, I didn’t mean it that way. We’re alone together all the time, aren’t we? I just meant, in this setting.” He gestures to the bar around him. “I’ve been a bit mopey since Kelly showed up, so my friends just wanted to take me out and show me a good time.” He looks over at Niall who already has his arm around Charlotte. “Although, I think they’re bound to have a better night than me.” He sighs.
“You haven’t let on a mopey exterior, you could have told me.”
“It’s really none of your business how I’m feeling, Y/N.”
“You’re being awfully cold to someone who spent the night at your house just watch your dog.”
“You spent the night because it was raining too heavily.”
“And then you made me breakfast.”
“As an extra thank you.”
“You’re annoying.” She takes a sip of her drink and faces forward. “Now I don’t even have my friends to complain about you because you’ve sent them off to your friends.” She rolls her eyes.
“M’not annoying. I’m a fucking delight, just ask Max.”
“Where is he anyways?”
“Home.” Harry shrugs. “He can last a few hours without me. I almost texted you, but I would have felt bad asking again. I know you worked today, I honestly didn’t expect to see you out.”
“It was a long week for everyone. I’m not staying much longer, I have to be at Bento’s at four in the morning.”
“It’s…” Harry looks down at his watch. “Almost midnight, Cinderella.” He smirks at her and she can’t help but laugh. It was a stupid and cheesy joke, but she liked it. “I didn’t mean to be cold…I just didn’t want you to think I was coming over here to pull a move or something.”
“I’m going to remind you again, you sent my friends away.” She smiles and takes a sip of her drink.
“I did.” He nods. “But I’ll remind you, my friend Niall thinks Charlotte is cute. He thought you were cute too, by the way.”
“He did?!” She looks over at them and then back to Harry. “But you sent her off with him?”
“Yup.” He takes a swig of his beer.
“Why?!”
“Could be a little awkward to have my best friend canoodle with my TA.”
“Right, because it would be so easy to get into my bed.” She scoffs.
“I didn’t say that.”
“You implied it. And I’m not one to kiss and tell, so unless he wanted to dish, you wouldn’t have even heard anything from me about it.”
“Doesn’t matter, I wouldn’t have liked it. I don’t know Charlotte so I don’t really care what they do.”
“You don’t get to decide who I can and can’t sleep with just because you’re too chicken to make a move.” Before he can say anything she’s hopping off her stool and heading out of the bar.
She’s just about to order an uber when he grabs her wrist. It was chilly outside, and she could clearly see both of their breaths.
“What did you just say to me?”
“You heard me.” She yanks her wrist free. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going home to sleep for three hours so I can get up to bake some fucking bread.” She orders her uber, and Nessa comes rushing out.
“Char’s staying inside with, um, Niall? I saw you leave so I thought I’d come…with…you…” She sees Harry who was practically fuming. “Um, I can wait inside, or-“
“It’s fine, the uber will be here in a minute.” She smiles at her friend and then glares at Harry. “At least one of us is going to have a good time tonight.” She seethes.
“I had fun.” Nessa says, and then realizes what Y/N meant. “Oh.”
“Why are you still here? Go inside and find some random to fuck.”
“Don’t talk to me like that, Y/N.”
“Sorry, I’m off the clock. I can speak to you however the fuck I want.” She steps closer to him. “I don’t know where you get off being so sweet and kind one moment, and then turning into a major prick the second you feel threatened, but I don’t need this.”
The uber pulls up, and without another word Y/N and Nessa get inside, leaving Harry outside in the cold.
//
Y/N woke up at 3:30AM and groaned, cursing at herself for going out. She only had to work until 9AM and then should could sleep the day away if she wanted. She was still so mad at Harry she could scream. He hadn’t even tried to text her to apologize.
She sighs and makes her way to the kitchen once she’s dressed. She stops short when she sees a half-naked Niall standing in her kitchen, filling two glasses of water.
“Um…hi.” She says to him as she grabs her daily vitamins out of the cabinet.
“Hey.” He smiles. He looks her up and down. “Are you going to work?”
“I am.” She pops the gummy vitamins into her mouth.
“Could you do me a favor?” He steps a little closer to her. “Take it easy on Harry, alright?” Y/N scoffs at him. “I know, he was an asshole last night, but he just want to do anything that could put his job in danger, that’s all.”
“How would I do that? I’m not his student, I’m his colleague.”
“He just feels weird about it, and he’s still figuring out his feelings. I think he likes you, to be quite honest. You’ve…perked him up, well not tonight, but anytime he mentions you he smiles.”
“He…talks about me?”
“Oh sure, all the time actually.” He takes a sip of water. “I better go bring this to her. Just…consider taking it easy on him, he knows he fucked up.”
Y/N nods as Niall makes his way back to Charlotte’s room. She drags herself out to her car and heads to Bento’s. Once she’s inside, she puts some music on and fires up the ovens. She loved baking, it helped clear her head for a little while. She would prep the bacon, get fresh muffins and cookies going, and she would even make croissants. By the time the rest of the morning crew shows up, she’s just about halfway done with everything. She trays up everything to be rolled out for the people working out front. By the time 9AM rolled around she was exhausted, but had mostly forgotten how aggravated she was. She snags a coffee and a muffin on her way out, and stops short when she sees Harry sitting outside with Max.
“Oh, thank god.” He says, standing up. Max sniffs at her feet and she bends down to pet the top of his head. “They said you got off at nine, I hope it’s not weird that I’m here.”
“How long have you been waiting out here?”
“Well, I came by at 6:30 when they opened, but you were really busy, so I just came back twenty minutes ago. Can we talk?”
“Not right now. I’m covered in flour and sweat, and I’d like to take a shower and then take a nap. I got two hours of sleep last night. It was my own doing, but still.”
“When then?”
“I’ll text you.” She shrugs. “Niall spent the night, I bumped into him this morning. He said you fucked up?”
“I did.” He rubs the back of his neck. “Do what you need to do, and then, uh, come bay later, yeah? We can have a late lunch or something, and I can explain myself. Would you like that?”
“Depends, what’s on the menu?”
“S’cold out, do you like grilled cheese and tomato soup?”
“Love it.” She smiles. “I’ll let you know when I wake up.”
“Alright, thanks.”
Y/N takes a nice long shower when she gets home, her roommates still peacefully sleeping. She wondered if Niall was still there or if he slipped out a couple hours after her. She didn’t care that much, she was too tired to care. Once her hair is dry, she slips a t-shirt on and crawls into bed.
“Y/N! I’ve let you sleep long enough, please wake up!” Charlotte was absolutely giddy, and dying to fill Y/N in. It was around 2PM, she definitely caught up on sleep.
“Gimme five minutes!” Y/N yells back. She was groggy and didn’t want to be cranky.
Y/N comes out to the couch and lays down. Nessa was out with Andy, but she had heard about everything earlier. Charlotte brings Y/N a cup of tea and smiles at her.
“Thank you.” She takes a careful sip. “Alright, go ahead.”
“Best sex I’ve ever fucking had!” She squeals. “He had me all over the bed, it was wild. I’m surprised we didn’t wake you.”
“I passed out the second I got home.” She chuckles. “Best you ever had, huh? What exactly did he do?”
“What didn’t he do?! Fingers, tongue, and dick, it was incredible. I rode him, then he got on top, and then he did me from behind, bent me over the bed, I got on top again. His stamina was incredible. I made him some breakfast this morning and then he left.”
“Did he give you his number?”
“He did.” She beams. “He said he wasn’t looking for anything serious at the moment, but I was free to text him anytime I wanted him like that again.” She bites her bottom lip and sinks further into the couch. “I totally don’t mind at all. It would be nice to start up a new little fling. It won’t be weird for you, will it?”
“Not at all, it’s not like you’re…oh my god.” She pinches the bridge of her nose with her thumb and forefinger.
“What?”
“I totally get where he was coming from now.” She groans.
“What do you mean?”
“He said he told me that, uh, his other friend thought I was cute, and I told him I was mad because he sent the two of you away, and that he couldn’t tell me who I could and couldn’t fuck, but I would have been so mad if you slept with Harry.”
“I wouldn’t have, though. I know how much you like…” She gasps. “Do you think he likes you too?!”
“I don’t know, maybe!” Y/N takes her phone out to text Harry that she’s up and that she’ll be over within the hour. “I’m going to his place for a late lunch, he wants to apologize, but I owe him one just the same. I flipped out for no reason.”
“Well, at least you’re realizing it. Very adult of you.”
“Oh, shut up.” She nudges her and gets up to change.
//
Y/N gets to Harry’s around 3PM. She paired a green cardigan and a black tank top with a pair of jeans. She gets out of the car and rings his bell. She giggles when she hears Max barking from behind the door.
“Shh, it’s just Y/N.” Harry coos to Max as he opens his door. “Hi.”
“Hi.”
“Um, come in.” He moves aside and lets her in. “Here, think he misses you.” Y/N takes Max from Harry and snuggles him close.
“It’s only been a couple days.” She pouts at the dog.
“Come, sit, the food’s ready.”
Y/N sets Max down and sits down at the table. Harry already had the grilled cheese and soup out on the table.
“This looks good, thank you.”
“You’re welcome.”
“Harry…I know you wanted to apologize, but I realized today that you weren’t totally in the wrong.”
“Yes I was.” He sighs and blows on his soup before slurping some from his spoon. “Maybe it wasn’t what I said, but it was how I said it. I overstepped. You’re a grown woman, I had no right to tell my friend he couldn’t hit it on you.”
“Well, it all worked out because Charlotte seems to have a new fuck buddy on her hands.” She chuckles and takes a bite of her sandwich. “Look, I appreciate you saying all that, but when I was talking to her earlier, I realized I would have done the same thing. I would have told my friends not to flirt with you or try to pick you up, and I would have been pissed if one of them slept with you.”
“You would have?”
“Yes.”
“Why?”
“You know why.” She grumbles. “I…I mean…”
“We’re stuck between a rock and a hard place here, Y/N.” He sighs and sits back in his chair.
“We are?”
“Yes. I did a lot of thinking last night, did some talking with my friends. I had to really think about why I got so upset. The thing is, you’re my TA, and you’re going to be my TA next semester as well, most likely. I have a meeting about it Monday. Selfishly, I don’t want anyone else to have you.”
“In more ways than one, obviously.” She smirks.
“Don’t be cute.” He gives her a playful smile. “I think I’d miss you too much, to be honest. I like sharing my office with you. Your help with Max has been great, you’re, like, part of my life now.”
“Is there some rule that says that we can’t…like…go out?”
“I don’t know…I think it would look unprofessional on my part. I know you’re not one of my students, so it’s not as bad as that, but I still have a position of power over you, and if someone found out something was going, it could look really bad. I wouldn’t want something to taint your reputation either.”
“Well, I’ve been over here twice now, and no one’s said a thing.”
“You haven’t been on campus since Thursday. Someone could easily say something to us Monday.”
“A lot of people know I help with Max.”
“Some people may know you used to be a student of mine as well. They could assume something’s been going on for years.”
“Not true, wouldn’t people know about Kelly?” Harry grimaces at the name. “Sorry.”
“It’s alright.”
“So…I feel like we’re just going around in circles here, Harry. Like, what are we doing?”
“Well, if I vouch for you to be my TA again next semester, would you? The course would be for Creativity and the Visual World, and I think you could really shine there, talk about IDS. Also, I don’t know what your plans are after you graduate, or where you’ll want to go, but I’ve caught wind that one of the instructional designers on campus is going to retire at the end of the school year.”
“Wow, so you’re like really trying to keep me around.” She smirks.
“It’s not like that.” He chuckles. “I just mean, it could be a good first gig for you. You’re very good at all that, thought you might be interested to know there’s going to be an opening. You know the campus well, it would be a smooth transition for you.”
“That would be ideal, I do want to work in higher ed when I’m done.”
“I could help you with your cover letter, I’m really good at writing those. I’ve helped plenty of students.”
“I’ll definitely look into it.” She finishes what she can of the food, and sits back as well.
“I really am sorry about last night, I felt awful.”
“It’s okay, I really get it.” She sighs. “So…I still don’t know what we’re doing. Are we just choosing not to date anyone else and also not each other? Why should I wait until I graduate to be with someone?”
“M’not asking you to do that. I don’t really know what I’m asking you to do. I just don’t want to be a cliché. The young professor getting with someone that works for him. I’m attracted to you, I can admit that, but I don’t want to get fired, nor do I want your name getting dragged through the mud.”
“So, essentially, while I’m your TA we can’t do anything.”
“Correct.”
“And you’d rather suffer and have me be your TA again next semester just to have me around you, even though it would mean we still couldn’t do anything.”
“Yes.”
“Alright, after the holidays I’ll be staying at my apartment for winter break. We pay for a full year, and I like having the time alone. I also still work at Bento’s.” She stands up and puts her things in the sink.
“What are you saying exactly?”
“I’m saying, over winter break we’re in limbo. I won’t be your TA, and I’ll be all alone in my three bedroom apartment. Perhaps there’ll be a night I’m feeling especially lonely and you’ll have the marvelous idea of visiting me with Max, and whatever happens will happen.”
“And then what? Act like it didn’t when the spring semester starts?”
“I guess we’d cross that bridge when we come to it. All I know is that for six weeks, you will in no way have a position of power over me. By the way, I’m twenty-three years old, it’s like you said, I’m a grown woman. You’re not taking advantage of me. I know how it would look to others, so I can respect where you’re coming from. However, I’d like to try things out before I tell someone I’m going to wait for them.”
With that, Y/N gives Max one last squeeze, and out the door she goes. She was proud of herself. Harry liked her, and he wanted to be with her. It was a dream come true. She also didn’t mind sort of waiting for him, it would just make things all the more hot when they’d finally be able to come together.
//
The rest of the semester went by…okay. There was a lot of tension, a lot of it. Harry was just thankful it was getting colder which meant that Y/N was bundling up more. She did, however, look insanely cute in her many layers and scarves. They were busy grading, not having much time for chat chit. She started going over his place more, though. They would have little grading parties where they could just spread out and get things done. His place was also another quiet haven for her to escape to.
Charlotte hooked with Niall almost every weekend, it was pretty cute. They were having fun, and Y/N was happy for her friend. Even though sometimes Y/N wished Harry would just fuck her on his kitchen table on top of all the graded papers and tests, and maybe sometimes he fantasized about the same thing, but it had to stay professional. She didn’t want him regretting anything. Sometimes he would come into Bento’s when she was working, she even snuck him in early one morning to show him how she made the croissants he liked so much. They were essentially dating, but without all the physical stuff.
At least Y/N could catch some relief later at night in her bed. She didn’t think of Harry at first. Her routine mostly consisted of headphones, pornhub, and a few orgasms. But there was one particular night her and Harry were sitting in front of his fireplace, and he just looked so sexy, and she wanted him to take her on his living room floor, she didn’t even care if her tailbone would be bruised the next day. She still hadn’t even seen his fucking bedroom, it was the one part of the house she wasn’t allowed in. So she start fantasizing about his bed, and then one thing led to another and she ended up moaning out his name in a shallow breath. It had caught her by surprise, and she was almost embarrassed about it.
Harry would have been lying if he said he wasn’t doing the same thing. It mostly happened early in the morning when he’d take his shower. It just sort of happened. He woke up one morning, rolled over and wished she was there next to him. He had seen her fall asleep so many times, and he thought she was incredibly cute. He liked having Max in the bed, but he wanted Y/N. So when he got into the shower he just couldn’t stop thinking about her. He didn’t feel embarrassed, he didn’t feel guilty, he mostly felt annoyed because he just wanted the real thing.
It was confirmed that Y/N would be his TA again in the spring, and they were both exited. He liked having her in his office, and he thought they worked together really well. It was worth it, it was all going to be worth it.
Harry went home to London for the holidays, and Y/N went home to her parents’ house. It was a tough goodbye. They hugged, and maybe they kissed each other on the cheek, but neither wanted to let go. Y/N loved seeing her family, but ten days was plenty. She liked having her apartment to herself. Nessa and Charlotte wouldn’t be back for a few weeks. That meant Y/N could watch whatever she wanted on TV, she didn’t have to worry about being quiet on the early mornings she had to work, and she could take a long shower.
A big snow storm was coming, which was starting to make Y/N nervous. Stores were closing in preparation, and she wasn’t sure if she wanted to weather it alone.
Y/N: are you back from London? Can’t remember when you said you’d be home…
Harry: hey! I was just going to message you, I got back yesterday, was just sleeping off the jetlag. What’s up?
Y/N: this impending storm is freaking me out…
Harry: do you wanna get snowed in at my place? Just stalked up at the grocery store…
Y/N: are you sure? I don’t wanna be a burden :(
Harry: you wouldn’t be! You know I want to see you, so does Max :)
Y/N: okay! I’ll pack a bag and head over, see you soon!
Harry had been cute while he was away, sending Y/N a few selfies of him and Max. She had been to his house so many times, this wouldn’t be weird at all to spend a couple of snowy days together. She gets all her things packed, and makes her way to Harry’s. It was just starting to flurry when she parked in his driveway. He comes outside to help her with her things.
“And this time, you’ll let me set up the pullout for you. No need to sleep on a couch for two days.”
“Okay.”
She was hoping he’d give in and let her sleep in his bed with him. Actually, she was hoping he’d pick her up, swing her around, and kiss her. He sets her things down and waits for her to take her coat off, then he hugs hers.
“Had a good holiday?” He asks as he lets her go.
“Yeah, it was good. You?”
“It was great, love getting to see my family.” Max comes trotting in and greets Y/N.
“There’s my little man.” She scoops him up and gives him kisses.
“I was just going to make some tea, would you like some?”
“Please.” She plops down with Max on the couch.
“Do you have to work at Bento’s during all this? I can drive you if you want.”
“No, they closed in preparation of the storm.”
“Oh, good!”
Y/N turns the TV on, and scrolls through Netflix for something simple to watch. Harry comes over with two mugs of tea and he sits down next to her.
“Find anything good? Feel like it’s all Christmas movies right now.”
“Nothing yet…” She squints at the TV. “How about…oh! Have you watched Love, Victor yet? It’s been on my list for ages.”
“Is it based off of Love, Simon?”
“Yeah! This kid Victor is new in town, and ends up going to the same school Simon did.”
“Sure, we could watch that.”
“Shit, it’s on Hulu, you have that right?”
“Mhm, gimme the remote, I’ll switch it over.” She hands it to him and sips on her tea while he queues it up.
“Mm, this is tasty, what is it?”
“It’s black tea with honey, love.” He looks at her wants to laugh. “I don’t usually add anything, but I thought you’d like the honey.”
“It’s perfect, thank you.”
The show starts just as the sun was setting outside. Y/N pulls the blanket Harry keeps on the back of the couch over her legs, and Max moves to Harry’s lap.
“Let me know if I’m being a blanket hog.”
“S’alright, he keeps me pretty warm.”
“Don’t be annoying.” She huffs and spreads the blanket out equally over them. “See, nice and cozy.”
“I’m not being annoying, I’m being…respectful.”
“Golly gee, thanks, mister.” She pouts at him and he rolls his eyes.
“Now who’s being annoying?”
A couple of episodes in, and Harry’s stomach starts rumbling.
“Are you hungry? I can pop a pizza in the oven, or make some pasta?”
“Pizza would be perfect, thank you.”
“Pause it, I just need a minute to get it in the oven.”
Y/N nods and scrolls through her phone while she waits for him to come back. This was nice. It was like they were hanging out as friends, which was okay, but she was hoping he’d make a move for fuck’s sake.
“Alright, should be about fifteen minutes.” He smiles and gets back under the blanket. Y/N presses and play and they get back into it.
After the pizza, they nearly almost binge the entire show. Harry was starting to doze off, so they decide to call it a night. He looks outside in the kitchen window.
“I am not looking forward to digging out our cars. Times like this I wish I had a garage.” He sighs.
“You say that like you’ll be doing it alone. I’ve got all my snow gear, I can help.”
“Right, like I’d let you break your back out there.” He scoffs, and puts his hand on her shoulder. “Let me make up the pullout for you.”
Y/N watches as Harry moves the coffee table, and hoists the pullout into place. The sheets were already on it, so he just lays the blankets and pillows out.
“Well, I’ll be upstairs with Max if you need anything. Goodnight.”
“Goodnight, thanks again for letting me stay. I think I would have been scared all alone.”
“No worries, I’m glad you’re here. I, uh, missed you over the holidays.” He clears his throat and heads upstairs.
Y/N does her nightly routine and puts on a tank top and pajama pants for bed. She gets onto the pullout and tries to listen to some music to fall asleep, but the wind was whipping so harshly outside, it was making her uneasy. She hated storms more than anything. Would Harry mind if she crawled into bed with him? She could even sleep on the floor. She just didn’t want to be down here alone. She sighs and slowly gets out of the bed. She makes her way upstairs.
Harry’s bedroom was the entire upstairs, it was sort of like a loft. He had a king sized bed, a decent looking bedroom set, and an en suite. Y/N thought it was really nice, well, what she could make out of it since it was so dark.
“Harry?” She whispers. His head was in his pillow, sleeping on his tummy.
“Mm?” He grunts, clearly out of it.
“I’m a little scared downstairs, would it be alright if I slept on the floor up here?”
“Get in.” He mumbles.
“Really, are you sure? Because I-“
He flips some of the covers back, eyes still closed. Y/N takes a deep breath and gets into the bed. Max was half asleep, but he moves away from Harry to make room for her, plopping down near his feet. Y/N climbs in and faces away from him. This was such a large bed for one guy, and it made her wonder who was the last person to share it with him. She wanted to keep a respectful distance from him, but before she could start counting sheep, his arm was wrapped around her waist, pulling her close to him. Her breath hitched, but she could hear his steady breathing, he was definitely asleep. He must just sleep better when he’s holding onto something, she thinks.
//
Harry’s eyes flutter open around 5AM. He was used to getting up that early to take Max out, but for some reason he felt like he got some of the most restful sleep he’s gotten in a long time. He feels warm and cozy, and even though he knows he needs to get up and brave the cold so his dog could relieve himself, he found himself nuzzling in to whatever he was holding onto.
That’s when it hits him that he wasn’t dreaming last night, and Y/N genuinely came up into his room because she was feeling uneasy being all alone downstairs. She was still fully clothed, but he wasn’t he was only in his boxers. His leg was between hers, and she was pressed up against him. He wondered if she slept well like this. Just because he slept better holding onto something didn’t mean that she would.
He makes subtle movements, not wanting to wake her. He nearly winced leaving the warmth of the bed, but he got through it. Max pops his head up and Harry puts his finger up to his lips to signal that he needed to be quiet. Harry snatches his sweatpants and a pair of socks, and grabs Max to take him downstairs. He throws his coat and boots on, gets the leash on Max, and out the door he goes. He shoves his beanie down over his ears as he feels the wind whip around. There were snow drifts everywhere and it was still coming down. He uses the flashlight on his phone so Max could see what he was doing.
“Come on, buddy, I know it’s cold, but Daddy doesn’t wanna be out here long.” He wanted to get back to Y/N.
Once Max does his business, Harry gets him so food and fresh water. He strips himself of his jacket and socks, but leaves his sweatpants on. He was shirtless, but he was too groggy from the morning to care. Once Max is all set, Harry carries him upstairs so his collar doesn’t jingle around. He plops him on the bed, and he goes right over to Y/N to curl up with her. Harry uses the bathroom quick, brushing his teeth and all that, and then slowly slides back into bed. Y/N hadn’t moved, still laying on her side facing away from him, so he just wraps himself back around her. Well, he thought she hadn’t moved. The second she heard the door close downstairs, she sprinted down to “her” bathroom to wash up and brush her own teeth. She wasn’t sure if morning snuggles would ensue, but she wanted to be fresh if they did.
A sigh leaves Harry’s lips as he settles back in, pressing nice and close to her and keeping his arm around her waist. She gives it a few minutes, and then she adjust against him. She could tell he was wearing sweatpants now, and not just his boxers. She was subtle about it, not fully pressing her ass against him, just a simple adjustment, so he didn’t think anything of it. After another couple of moments, she presses back into him, and he involuntarily presses forward towards her. He was definitely starting to get hard. He grips her waist a little tighter as he continues to press into her.
“Mm, Harry?” She rolls onto her back to look up at him.
“Hi.” He moves his hand away from her lower stomach to move some hair away from her face. “How’d you end up here, hm?” He asks softly.
“Storms really scare me, and the wind was loud.” She starts smiling. “Feel much better now.” His hand slides down to cup her jaw. “I asked first and you told me to get in.”
“I did, didn’t I…”
“Pulled me right up close to you, it was nice.” She sighs.
“Can’t remember the last time I slept so well, to be honest.”
He lets go of her and flops onto his back, groaning. She rolls onto her side and props herself up with her elbow, resting her cheek on her palm.
“You make things so difficult for yourself. I’m not your TA right now.”
“But you will be again.”
“Because you wanted me to be.”
He looks at her and pouts.
“We’ll see each other more this way.”
“But…wouldn’t it be nice to go out on dates and touch and-“
“You’ve seen how busy I am, I rarely have time to see my friends as it is. I’d feel guilty for not being able to do those things with you.”
“You have me to yourself for the next four weeks, Harry, and the girls won’t be back until a week before school starts.”
“We’d have to stop when the semester starts back up, and wait again. I don’t know if I’ll be able to do that.”
“We could be discrete.”
“I’d have to be a little cold towards you.”
“You’re no stranger to that.” She scoffs.
“Y/N.” Harry’s hand finds her hip. “This is serious.”
“I’m about to graduate, from grad school, Harry. It’s not like I’m some eighteen year old girl sitting in one of your classes. I’m twenty-three, and you’re twenty-six, it’s really not that weird.”
“I’ll be twenty-seven next month.” He mutters.
“Great, then we can go out and celebrate when the time comes. Is there something in a handbook saying we can’t…do this?”
“It’s extremely frowned upon, I can assure you.” He groans again before speaking. “This is so frustrating, it’s not like you’re my first TA either, fuck, even I was a TA. Shit like this never happened. I’ve never been…attracted to someone I’ve worked with before.”
“You’re probably the only professor I’ve been into before.”
“See, right there, you had a thing for me when you were in my class only a couple of years ago, and-“
“And nothing happened then. You barely remembered me when I first came to your office. I was a flustered senior, that was it. Now…well, I know you now. I’m way less nervous around, I feel like I can really talk to you.”
“I feel the same way.” He sighs. “Fucking, Christ.” He yanks her down to her chest, and she yelps. His fingers scratch at her scalp and she nearly whimpers at how nice it feels to lay on his chest, having him play with her hair. “We can lay here a little longer, and then I need to go to move some of the snow.”
“I’m helping.” She puts a leg over his. “And you’re still a little…riled up, don’t you want to-“
“No.”
“But I could-“
“Y/N.” She looks up at him. “Just lay here with me.”
They both doze back off for a bit until Max starts barking. He must need to pee. Harry gets up and tells Y/N she can shower if she wants to.
“I’ll wait, I’ll get sweaty shoveling.”
“It’s my house, you don’t need to help.” He throws on a long sleeve shirt and thick socks. He looks at her crossing her arms over her chest. “Here.” He tosses her one of his sweaters. “Come on, Max.”
They all head downstairs. His sweater smelled just like him. She hoped she could keep this too just like with the pj’s he had given her a couple of months ago. He takes Max out quick, and then sets him back inside so he can get to shoveling. Y/N decides she could make him breakfast since he wouldn’t let her help outside.
She goes through his fridge and cupboards to find some different things. She wanted to make something that would take some time so it would be warm for him when he got inside.
“Muffins!” She says to herself as she rifles through his baking supplies.
She whips up a mixture of blueberry muffins and get them popped in the oven. She has the glorious idea to slice them in half and butt them up on his griddle when they’re done, just to give it a little crunch. Next, she cracks some eggs into the pan, and makes them sunny side down because she remembers him making them that way. She even finds some bacon to throw on the griddle.
When he comes inside, his nostrils are hit with everything she’s made. Everything was on plates on the kitchen table, and she was washing everything in the sink. He strips down to his boxers, having been drenched with sweat after digging out their cars. The snow was still falling, but it was good to get ahead of things before it all froze.
“Harry, I made…” She freezes when she looks at him. Seeing his full body in the light was much different than in the hazy darkness of his bedroom.
“I didn’t know I had blueberry muffins.” He says as he looks down at the plates.
“You, um, you didn’t, I made them.”
“From scratch?”
“Well, yeah.”
He picks up the muffin bottom and takes a bite. His eyes close for a second as he gets a good taste. It was buttery and a bit crisp from being on the griddle. It was perfection. He turns to her after he swallows.
“You’re…a literal angel.” He steps closer to her, and he notices her eyes drift down and back up. “I’ll go put some clothes, and then-“
She puts a hand on his chest. Her eyes plead with his. Just kiss me, she silently says to him.  His hands fly up to her jaw, and he pulls her in, lips crashing together, finally. She melts into him immediately. His tongue slides along her bottom lip, and she opens up for him. She can taste the blueberry muffin on him, and it makes her suck on his tongue. He groans against her, and his hands slide down to her ass to get a good squeeze. She wraps her arms around his neck and pulls him even closer.
“Harry.” She breathes against his lips.
He gets a good grip on her and lifts her up to sit her on the counter. He quickly draws the shades for the window above the sink so anyone out shoveling wouldn’t be able to see anything. He tugs at the sweater of his he was wearing and lifts it off her. Her legs open wide for him to stand between. His lips attach to the crook of her neck, sucking, licking, biting. Her hips buck towards his as she tugs at his hair. One of his hands lifts her shirt slightly, and she thinks he’s going to feel her breasts up, but instead his fingers find the band of her pajama pants. He stops to look at her.
“Can I?”
“Yes.”
His hand dips below, and it’s almost like he’s searching for something else.
“Are you not wearing any knickers?”
“No.” She blinks at him. “I don’t usually wear underwear to bed.”
“Jesus Christ.”
She opens her legs a little wider for him, and he groans when his fingers touch around her folds, and he feels her wetness sticking to him already. His other arm wraps around behind her to hold her close to him. He plays around with her, fingers rubbing all around until his middle finger slides in. She gasps, not having expected so much so soon, but she wasn’t complaining. She clutches at his shoulders when she feels another finger slip inside. He twists them around, just getting a feel for things, and he curls them up, knowing this was what she really wanted.
“Oh! Oh my god.” Her head rolls back. He was make that come here motion right on that sweet spot of her front wall. His lips find her neck again as he continues. His thumb starting to rub on her clit. “Oh fuck, Harry, oh my god.” She didn’t realize how whiney she could sound, but he loved. She was a mess for him.
“Been thinking about this for so long.” He says into her ear.
“Me too.” She was panting now. “It feels so good.”
“Yeah? Like having my fingers buried inside you?”
Her mouth falls open. He was into dirty talk and it made her clench around him.
“Yes, oh my fucking god, yes.” She bites down on his collar bone to try to muffle any louder noises, but he was knuckle deep, fucking her with his fingers, it was no use. “Harry, I’m so close, oh fuck!”
His hand around her waist reaches up to tug at the back of her head. He wanted to watch her go through the motions. He wanted to see just how good he was making her feel. Her eyes rolls into the back of her head as she continues to beck forward. Her release was long, and so very good. She cried out, maybe a little louder than she should have, but he wasn’t telling her to keep it down. Did he want his neighbors to hear? Did he want them to know how good he could fuck someone?
He slows down his motions inside of her, helping her through the aftershocks, and then he slowly retracts his fingers. He sucks them into his mouth and then steps away from her. She was breathless. He kisses her cheeks and then helps her hop down from the counter.
“You made such a nice breakfast, let’s not let it go to waste.”
“Harry…” She watches him sit down.
“What?”
“Don’t you want to-“
“I’m all sweaty, I’d like to take a shower before going further if that’s alright with you.”
“Okay.”
She sits down with him and eats her food that she was now ravenous for.
“You really made this from scratch?”
“Yeah, I’m glad you like it.”
“It’s delicious.”
They finish eating and decide to clean up later. She follows him upstairs to his shower. He helps her out of her clothes and lets her get in first. She throws her hair up into a bun so it doesn’t get soaked. He rids himself of his boxers and gets in behind her. She moves aside so he can wash up. She presses her front to his back, and her hands roam along his long torso.
“You made me feel so good, I think it’s your turn.”
She kisses on his back while she starts to stroke his hardening length. It felt so big in her hand. Harry’s head falls to his chest, and he presses a palm to the tile wall to keep himself grounded. She runs her thumb over his tip and he groans. He grabs her hand and turns around. He backs her up to the opposite wall, cradling the back of her head as he basically slams her against it. His lips are on hers in seconds. Everything felt hot and wet, and just otherworldly. Y/N couldn’t enough. In the back of her head she kept thinking that she couldn’t believe this was happening. It wasn’t often that she got what she wanted.
“Please, fuck me.” She says against his lips.
“I don’t have any condoms.” He kisses down her neck and kneads her breasts.
“I’m on the pill.”
“S’not what I’m worried about.” He pulls his head back to look at her. “Are you clean?”
“I am, actually. I was tested last time I went to the doctor. Are you?”
“I am.” He smiles. “So…you really wanna feel all of me? Just like that?”
“Yes.” She whines. “Please.”
He kisses her and bites on her bottom lip, sucking on it as he pleases. He lifts one of legs up over his hip, and uses his other hand to line himself up. She was still plenty wet, so he’s able to push inside.
“Fuck, Y/N.” He grunts, trying to push further inside her. “So tight.”
“I…Christ, I think you’re just really big.” She gasps once he’s all the way inside.
His head drops to watch himself slowly thrust in and out of her. He bites his bottom lip at the sight. He looks back up at her, watching her features.
“Are you comfortable?”
“Could you maybe just hold my leg up?”
Harry nods and hooks his arm under leg, driving in deeper. Her head rolls back against the tile. Once he knew she was okay, he didn’t let up. He was fucking her hard and fast, only slowing up so he could hear her whimper and beg for more. Her nails were clawing at his back, and it was just egging him on. He uses his other hand to rub at her clit. She was starting to breathe heavier, moan after moan leaving her lips. He could tell she was close.
“Gonna come again for me?”
“Yes, fuck, I’m almost there, Harry!”
He sucks the tender skin of her neck between his teeth, and that’s what pushes her over the edge. Her senses totally overwhelmed. He gasps when he feels how deeply her nails dig into him from going through the motions of her orgasm. He pulls out of her quickly and comes on her stomach. He’s out of breath, pressing kisses to her cheek and neck.
“No going back now.” He says as he caresses her cheek.
“Nope.” She smiles.
He pecks her lips and turns back around to stand in the water again. Her eyes grow wide and he winces once the water cascades over him.
“Harry, I’m so sorry, I didn’t realize I was hurting you.”
“It didn’t hurt while it was happening, is it bleeding?” He looks over his shoulder trying to see for himself.
“Um…I broke the skin, but it’s not bloody.” She blushes. “Yikes, that’s embarrassing.”
“No it’s not.” He chuckles and moves so she can rinse her stomach off in the water. She turns it off and they both step out to towel off. “I wasn’t hurting you was I?”
“No, oh my god, it felt so good. Feels like I’m still throbbing.”
He wraps his arms around her waist and pulls her close. She rests her hands on his chest.
“Do you like ice skating?”
“What?” She laughs. “Yeah, I love it, why?”
“Because once this storm is over, m’taking you on a proper date.” He kisses her forehead and lets her go. “Would you like that?”
“I’d love it.”
Harry was so peculiar, Y/N thought. One second he’s saying they can’t be together and the next he wants to take her out on a date. What she didn’t know was that he had never felt quite so good while having sex. It wasn’t because she felt incredibly tight around him, it had more to do with the trust and natural connect. He felt happy, a feeling he thought would never return.
//
To Y/N’s surprise, Harry was a really good ice skater. The two of them were like a real couple. He would visit her at work, they’d go out to the bar with his friends, and they’d have sleep overs at each other’s places. He quite liked her apartment. Not to mention, he couldn’t keep his hands off her. If they were going for a brisk walk, his hand was in hers. If they were sitting through a move, his arm was around her shoulders, and of course they were having a lot of sex. Even when she had her period, he fucked her.
“Got my red wings years ago, promise it doesn’t gross me out.” He had told her.
And god, when he ate her out. Sometimes they wouldn’t even have full on sex. Sometimes they’d be on the couch, and he’d ask if she would ride her face, and then they would just sixty-nine. Sometimes she would just blow him because she liked the way his come tasted. Harry drank a fuck ton of pineapple juice, even before they started hooking up, he always had a small can of it in his office. He just liked the taste. They were just intimate in all sorts of ways, totally comfortable.
It was when Nessa and Charlotte returned that Harry’s bubbled had to burst. School would be starting in a week, and he needed to make sure his shit was together. He had been to the office a few times, working to make sure his courses were together. He and Y/N were professional and went over the class she would be the TA for.
“This is gonna have to be what it’s like when school starts again, don’t forget.” He would say. It killed her, but she would never do anything to put his job at risk, even if she didn’t think their situation was all that serious. She had to respect his wishes.
“I’d feel more comfortable if you slept over at my place since their home.”
“Harry, they know what’s been going on…Niall and Charlotte still talk, and they-“
“I don’t care, I’d rather you be here…and only on the weekends.”
“What?”
“Saturday nights can be our night. On the weekends, you’re not my TA.”
“What will I be then?”
“My girl.”
They had put the boyfriend/girlfriend label chat on the back burner, but that was all she needed to hear to know that she was really his, and he certainly didn’t want someone else trying to steal her away. He had gotten her a necklace, it was simple, but very much her style. A way of showing her how much she truly meant to him.
“Anytime during the week you’re feeling like I don’t want you because I can’t show my affection, this will be your reminder of how much I care.”
She thought it was incredibly sweet, and it was nice to have the reassurance. When classes started, it was definitely difficult. The one thing getting her through this first week was his birthday party on Saturday. Just a small thing with friends at the bar, but still. They wouldn’t have to hide there, or so she thought. Some other professors were invited to the party, which meant Harry couldn’t touch Y/N. He frowned immediately. He wasn’t in charge of the guest list. He pulls Y/N to the side before they walk into the main area.
“I’m so sorry, I promise when we get back to my place later I’m gonna love on you all night.”
“Harry, it’s okay. It’s your birthday, I’m the one that’ll be doing the loving. Go on, enjoy.”
He gives her a discrete peck on the cheek, and then walks into the main room to say hello to everyone. Y/N invited Charlotte and Nessa, so she had other people to talk to. Niall’s arm was hooked around Charlotte’s waist the entire night. Y/N and Nessa teased her every chance they got.
“I’ve been told to check in on you. Orders from the birthday boy.” Louis says to Y/N.
“Thanks.” She chuckles. “It’s okay. Next year things will be totally different.”
“Really see things lasting then, don’t you.” It wasn’t a question.
“I think so, yeah. If the person who he said actually retires, I’m hoping to be able to work at the university to start out.”
“That would be great. He raves about you, you know? He’s a simple guy, likes being domestic. I think he said one of his favorite things to do with you is just cook a meal together.”
“Aw, he’s so sweet.” She pouts. “I like doing that too.”
Harry was mingling with everyone that came out for his birthday. Everyone sang to him, a cake was made him too. The second he tasted it he knew Y/N had baked it. He thought at the least they could have their picture taken together, that wouldn’t look weird.
“Harry!” One of the faculty members, Constance, comes over to him, a young woman by her side. “There’s someone I want you to meet, this is my daughter, Angie.”
“Oh! Hi, I’ve heard a lot about you.” He politely shakes her hand.
“It’s nice to meet you too.” She blushes.
“I’ll leave you to it.” Constance winks and walks away.
“I’m so sorry about her. She conned me into coming here, hope I’m not crashing your birthday.”
“You’re not.” He looks back at Y/N and then to Angie. “So, this is a set up then?”
“She seems to think we have a lot in common.”
“And perhaps we might, but…I’m sort of seeing someone. It’s a…long distance thing, so she’s not here tonight, unfortunately.”
“Oh! She could have sworn you were single, I’m so sorry.”
“It’s alright. I’m sure you’re lovely, I just really like this woman and I don’t want to screw it up.” He smiles and she nods.
Harry finally makes his way over to Y/N and Louis.
“Do me a favor,” He says to Louis, taking out his phone. “Take a picture of us.”
“Are you sure?” Y/N asks.
“Positive.” He smiles and puts an arm around her shoulders. Louis snaps a couple of shots and hands Harry his phone back. “Sorry you won’t be able to post these…”
“Well, I could, my insta is private, but we can talk about it later.”
“Lou, could you drop Y/N off at my place when this is over, we drove together, but I don’t wanna risk anyone seeing us leave in the same car.”
“Course, mate.”
Harry nods and walks away to continue talking to other people.
“He acts like you’re his student. I don’t see anything wrong with you two doing what you’re doing.”
“I don’t either.” She sighs. “But he worked so hard to get where he is, I have to respect doing things his way. It was a long week, but I’m happy to be going back to his place later.”
Y/N’s lips were on Harry’s the second he let her through the door. He made sure to get home before her so they didn’t even leave at the same time. She had him pushed against the wall and his hands were all over her.
“Missed you so fucking much.” He says, walking her back towards the living room. “And I loved the watch you got me, you didn’t have to do that.”
“Wanted to.” She starts unbuttoning his shirt and pushes him down on the couch, straddling him in no time.
“Gonna let me lick it, angel?”
“Is that what you want?”
“You have no idea. You’re as sweet as the cake you made me.”
“How did-“
“Y/N, I know it’s only been a month, but I’d know your baked goods anywhere.” He smirks.
She giggles and stands up to unbutton her jeans. He yanks them down her legs along with her panties and she kicks them to the side. Harry lays down on the couch and Y/N hovers over his face. He liked it better this way. One, he didn’t have to get on his knees and suffer through the pain of being on the hardwood. Two, he liked the way Y/N would just ride his tongue.
Max was upstairs, thanks to the gate. So they didn’t have to worry about him coming down and jumping on them.
“Fuck, Harry.” She moans. “Your tongue feels so good.” She rocks her hips back and forth on him, the stubble from his chin feeling extra delicious. He moans against her, lapping up every drop. “You like that, birthday boy? Like having me on you like this?” She looks down at him and see his eyes rolling into the back of his head. He sucks on her clit harshly, and that pushes her over the edge. “Oh, fuck!”
Once she’s through, she climbs off him. Before she knows it, he’s throwing her over his shoulder to bring her upstairs. He gives her bum a smack and she squeals. Y/N left plenty of scratch marks on Harry that night.
//
Y/N was antsy for every weekend. The weeks dragged on, and the weekends went by in a flash. Then she remembered something wonderful.
“Spring break!” She says, bursting into their shared office.
“What about it?” Harry chuckles.
“Two weeks off without the students!” She leans a little closer to him. “Two weeks of me not being your TA.” She grins and then sits down in her seat.
“We’ll be grading, darling.” He says nonchalantly.
“This is a pet name free zone, remember?”
“Sorry.” He smirks. “Didn’t think ‘darling’ would get your knickers in twist.”
“Fuck off.” She rolls her eyes. “Do we seriously have to grade? Can’t we do fun things? I have time off from school, I don’t wanna do anything.”
“M’surprised you don’t want to go home or go with your friends somewhere.”
“I’ve done the whole go to Florida and get blitzed thing, I’m all set. And I may go home for a couple of days, but I don’t really like being home long. Somehow I get stuck doing chores, and I get aggravated.”
“I’ll tell you what, if we get through enough of the grading, we can do something really fun.”
“Deal.” She smiles.
Sometimes Y/N felt like this was only hard for her, but it killed Harry. He had fantasies of bending Y/N over his desk, or even just kissing her good morning. He even started letting her come over on Friday nights instead of Saturday because he just couldn’t wait any longer. He knew he was being overly careful, but he just couldn’t risk it.
//
Harry stayed true to his word. They got through a lot of the grading so drove them out to the coast for a walk on the pier at a large beach. It was still too chilly for real beach weather, but there were less people around this time of year, and some of the shops were open. Y/N clung to Harry’s arm and they both just enjoyed the fresh air and the scenery. He took her to a nice dinner, and then they walked for a bit to watch the sunset.
“This was the perfect day.” She sighs as they begin their drive back to his place.
“It really was.” His rests his hand on her thigh and gives it a squeeze. “I love you, Y/N.”
She whips her head to look at him. His eyes were focused on the road. Tears start to prick at her eyes. No one ever said that to her before. She had been in relationships, but she never really got to a point for such strong words, and she certainly never felt it back.
“I love you, too.”
“Aw, look at us.” He smiles. “Two people in love.”
“I wasn’t expecting you to say that…” She sniffles.
“Hey, no need to cry, darling.”
“I just…no one’s ever told me they loved me before.”
“What?!” He squeezes her leg tighter. “But there’s so much to love. You’re kind, caring, an incredible baker, witty, funny, brilliant-“
“Harry, please.” She chuckles. “When we get home we’re making love.”
“I’ve made love to you before, just didn’t say anything. Anytime we’re really soft and careful, I’m making love to you.”
“God.” Her face flushes, thinking of the many sensual times he’s touched her. “Well, I can’t wait to do it again.”
//
It was a Tuesday, which meant Y/N wouldn’t be in the office with Harry. She had class and then a shift at Bento’s. He wanted her to be able to nap in between. He saw that the open IDS position had been posted, and he emailed her immediately. He couldn’t wait to work on her resume and cover letter together.
“Harry?” Constance knocks on the outside of his door.
“Hey, Connie! Come on in.” He beams at her. She squints at his collar, seeing just the top of a love bite.
“Did you see that girlfriend of yours this weekend?” She asks, as she sits down.
“Sure did.” He smiles. “I saw her for a while over spring break too, told her I loved her, and she said it back. I’m on cloud nine. M’sorry things didn’t line up with your daughter, she’s a very pretty girl. My friend Lou is single, maybe-“
“Harry, Harry.” She chuckles. “No worries at all, she’s been dating around a bit. I shouldn’t have just assumed you were single, and that’s great that you two are doing so well. I think I thought you weren’t seeing anyone because with your last girlfriend…well…you had pictures of her on your desk, and you gushed about her. We don’t even know this one’s name.”
“You will soon enough.” Harry did have pictures of Y/N, they were just discrete. His lock screen was the picture of them at his birthday, and his wallpaper was just a picture of her. He could look at her whenever he wanted. “She’s, uh, finishing up grad school.”
“Oh, good for her! Anyways, I came here to chat with you about my sabbatical. Obviously it’s turned into a full year instead of just the fall semester. We’re going to have a department meeting, but I wanted to see how you’d feel about stepping in as department chair while I’m gone.”
“Are you serious?!” He perks up.
“Yes.” She chuckles.
“That would be a dream! I have so many ideas, and-“
“It would mean you wouldn’t be able to teach as many classes, and you’ll have more responsibilities over winter and summer break.”
“That’s no problem, honestly. I only go to London for a couple of weeks, I’m usually in the area for summer. I’d love to give it a go. I didn’t think I’d be next in line.”
“It’s coming from my own suggestion. I’ve been doing this a long time, and I think you’d be great at it. It would sort of be a trial, and then when I come back we could reflect on the experience.”
Harry was buzzing, absolutely buzzing. He needed to tell Y/N about his good news, so he hops in his car, and zips over to her apartment. She was vegging out in a t-shirt and panties with Nessa and Charlotte, who were both dressed in the same thing. They hear the bell on their door.
“Who the fuck is that? It’s nearly nine.” Nessa says.
“No idea.” Y/N says, getting up to check it out. She sees Harry through the peephole. Her eyebrows raise, but she opens the door. “Dr. Styles, to what do I owe the pleasure?”
“Y/N, I’m sorry for…” He looks her up and down. “This is how you open the door?!”
“I saw it was you.” She shrugs and steps aside to let him in.
“Hi, Harry.” Charlotte and Nessa say at the same time.
“Hi girls.” He smiles and looks at Y/N. “I got great news today and I just had to see you, can we got to your room?”
“Of course.” Once they’re both in there, they sit on her bed. “So what’s up? I got your email about the job, I’m really excited.”
“Good news for both of us today. Connie, my department chair, came by to see me today, and she wants me to be department chair while she’s on sabbatical next year while she’s gone. It would be like a trial run. Me! Department chair! I have so many ideas, this is the opportunity I’ve been hoping for.”
“Oh, Harry.” She throws her arms around him. “That’s incredible, I’m so happy for you.”
“Thanks.” He holds her in his arms for a moment and then lets her go so he can stand up. “Alright, I’ll see you tomorrow.”
“Harry…” She whines.
“Don’t start, I just wanted to see your face when I told you.”
“You could have FaceTimed me.”
“Oh.” He shakes his head. “It’s been a long day.” He chuckles.
“You can stay.”
“No, I can’t.” He caresses one of her cheeks. “I want to, but I can’t. Soon, babe, so soon.”
“Um…” She stands up and looks down. “If I get this job…I mean…the lease for this place is up June first, and…well…the girls are going to be working in schools, and won’t need to live here anymore, and…I mean, I could find new roommate and sign a new lease...”
“Or, you could come move in with me.” He takes her hands in his and kisses her knuckles.
“Really?”
“Yeah, I want you to. I want you around all the time. Being apart from you during the week really fucks with how clingy I naturally am.” He smirks.
“I like it, though. We spend all weekend in your big, comfy bed.”
“Look forward to it every week.” He sighs happily. “Just gotta get through you walking across that stage, yeah?”
“Yeah.”
“Alright.” He kisses her cheek. “I love you, sweet dreams.”
“I love you too.”
//
Harry helped Y/N apply for the job, and after two nerve-wracking rounds of interviews, and two weeks of pure stress that even Harry’s cock couldn’t squash, she got the call that she got the job. Harry took Y/N out to celebrate, they both nearly cried when she got the call. She told her parents and they were ecstatic.
“In a few years, if you feel like it, you could get your PhD for free through the university.” He says to her as they’re laying in bed.
“Hm, three degrees from the same place.” She taps her chin. “Doesn’t seem like a great idea.”
“If you can do it for free, you should. It was the smartest thing I ever did. Well that, and giving into you.”
“Giving into me?!” She laughs. “You make it sound like I seduced you.”
“I fell for you so hard. You’re just so wonderful.” He pouts. “Are your parents excited to meet me in a couple of weeks? I’m excited to meet them.”
“They’re definitely curious to see who the guy I’m going to be moving in with is.”
“Are you going to miss the girls?”
“So much! They’ve been great to live with. Nessa’s moving in with Andy. She found a college in the city he works in to teach at. She’s so good at putting productions together, I’m excited for her. Charlotte may be in the area, though. Something tells me the school she’ll be teaching at is close by to Niall.”
“I’ve never seen him so smitten. He takes the more serious part of a relationship slow, but once he’s in he’s in.” He pulls her closer to him. “Everything’s falling into place. I’ve been working with Connie to get prepared for the fall, and I couldn’t be more excited.”
“I’m really proud of you.”
“I’m proud of you too, babe.”
//
The day they had both been waiting for was finally here. The graduate ceremony was in the evening, separate from the undergraduate ceremony. Y/N wouldn’t be able to see Harry until after the ceremony. She was busy with her parents and younger siblings. Harry may have clapped and cheered extra loud when she walked across the stage. Most people around him thought it was just because she had been his TA for an entire year. Literally no one suspected more was going on between them. After today it wouldn’t matter anyways.
There was a champagne reception after the ceremony. Y/N easily found her family.
“We’re so proud of you honey. Another degree, a new job, and you’re moving in with a guy!” Her mom says.
“I’m still not thrilled about the last part. We don’t even know him.” Her dad says.
“But I do, so it’s a good thing I’m the one living with him, not you.”
Harry makes his way through the crowd over to her and her family. He takes a deep breath, and when she spots him she squeals. She runs over and jumps into his arms. They kiss as he swings her around.
“You did it!”
“I did it!” They both jump up and down for a moment. “Come on.” She holds his hand to bring him over to everyone. “Harry, these are my parents, and my two younger siblings. Ellie is going to be a senior in college this fall, and Ryan is going to be a sophomore. He’s actually transferring here in the fall.”
“That’s great! Hi, it’s so nice to meet all of you.” He shakes everyone’s hands.
“Damn, a PhD.” Ellie whispers to her sister and winks. “Nice job.” The girls giggle together.
They all decide to go out to dinner together to get to know each other better. Harry and Y/N would be meeting up with Charlotte, Nessa, and the others at the bar once dinner was over. Y/N explains how they waited a while to make things official because Harry wanted to make sure things remained professional. Harry easily impressed her parents. He was incredibly smart and knew how to work people over. Even her dad was happy with him.
Y/N got pretty drunk at the bar with her friends, and Harry was able to keep his arms around her all night without a care in the world. When he got her inside his place, he couldn’t stop kissing her and telling her much he loved her over and over. She was excited to start her new job in a couple of weeks, and he was excited she genuinely wanted to stay, and wasn’t just doing this for him. They would spend the time before starting her job to get her all moved in. They even talked about getting a larger place at some point.
“I can’t wait to snuggle with Mac every night.” She giggles as she gets into bed.
“Hey, what about me?” He pouts.
“I guess you’re nice to snuggle with too.” She jokes.
“Mhm.” He kisses on her and hovers over her. “My girl’s got her master’s. You’re so fucking smart, it turns me on.”
“Really?”
“When we did those mock interviews in my office I couldn’t stop thinking about fucking you.”
“Does this mean we can get a little sneaky in your office now?” She raises an eyebrow at him. “Or are you staying firm with your open door policy?”
“Think I may have to reconsider it, but only for you.”
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inlustrissss · 4 years ago
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What about a fluff one shot of L falling in love with his friend and work partner... but he has no idea how to declare his love for reader so L decides to ask for misa's help.
Also, can i get a Goth and Gender Neutral reader? 👉👈
you asked, you got it! Although I am just a little bit late, I hope you won't be mad at me for this 🥺💕 I tried my utmost best with keeping it respectfully gender neutral so I hope you like it!!! Love, Inlustris
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L Lawliet x GN! Reader
warnings: none!
summary: After solving one case after the other, in the most dangerous moment the famous detective known as L finally starts to realize what is most dear to him. Though never being involved with feelings or touchy subjects, L asks an outsider for help. 
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Throughout the big room no light shone through the thick curtains which had separated the working place from the window that lead to the outside world. 
As the busy streets in the afternoon spring sun, came to an end, only the tired clicking and ticking could be heard. The static of the TV wired to one of the main bodies of the computers flickered and played over the loud chirping of the long-billed plovers. As the rainy days came to an end, the smell of fresh gras was almost visible, though the headquarters seemed to only know serious work. 
The (H/C) haired only sighed, noticing their long friend and colleague working on a file absentmindedly.  Normally, a person who didn’t know the infamous detective L, they’d always find his behavior questioning, but would never interfere- thinking the male would work that way. Though (Y/N) knew, this wasn’t his 100%, something must be on his mind.
Glancing, almost stalking him for a while, they thought the genius would notice their stares, which he usually does, but for some reason his nail biting only intensified. Having talked to Watari, L’s personal butler, both of them ad agreed on trying to remind the man to stop his habit. Even this genius is human and gets trapped by simple anxious habits.
“Ryuzaki-”, calling him with his alias during working time and while on the open, he tensed up, “Stop your nail biting.”.
Even with their soft tone escaping their rosy but now colored in a beautiful darker shade he seemed to grow more nervous. “Besides, isn’t it time for a break? I’ve noticed the past couple of hours you’re not acting like yourself.”, looking around, the noticed they were alone. “Are you okay?”, they asked in a hushed tone.
Looking around, L noticed the big, round and innocent looking (E/C) orbs,  staring back into his dark irises, worry etched on their face. Their make-up and unique style fitting and contradicting to their profession as always, L rushed his thought that they’d probably make a better model than Misa-Misa.  But it would be a waste to their current investigation and future cases, due to their outstanding performance as his right hand.
Inching closer to L their (E/C) eyes narrowed, squinting ever so slightly. L didn’t make any movement, not a flinch. Their eyes would notice everything, even the slightest squirm. Quickly turning around though, L shrugged “Whatever you are talking about-”, taking a hold of his sugary cup of tea, the male stood up to leave, ”You’re right, it is indeed time for a break.”, opening the door, he left the dazzled one behind: “Monitor each fottage I left please, thanks (Y/N)”
Taking a long sip out of his plain white cup filled with a half of tea and the other half of sugar, L placed down the now empty cup on to a silver tray, that mostly Watari used to transport little sandwiches for each hard working inspector and treats for the detective. Taking some time to think about the events, L let his hands slide into his pockets, though stopped mid way as he had noticed that certain ping sound coming from the elevator.
Looking up, it was the said model: Misa-Misa, with her blond hair swaysing each step she too and the extraordinary Lolita-Goth look he oh so liked on his partner. Meeting her sea blue eyes, her facial expression lit up and her friendly and happy go lucky demeanor showed: “Ryuuakiii!”, waving her hand at him while dragging the letter “i” into an annoying laughing fit, she revealed a fashion magazine in her left.
“Good afternoon, Misa.”, waving back to the blonde, though with less enthusiasm, he asked, “Were you on your way to see (Y/N)?”, mentioning the magazine in Misas hand. “Oh yes!”, holding the magalogue into view, showing proudly the front page which contained the last few shootings the model mentioned the week before her last visit, “I wanted to show them the new copy we’ve been waiting for and--”, L cut her off by raising his hand, “Sorry, you can’t see them right now, it’s still working time, Misa.”
“Aww, seriously? You probably just want them all for yourself!”, pouting, Misa just crosse3d her arms before her chest, but L remained silent, softly repeating her words to himself “All for myself?”. The blonde looked up, a curious gaze meeting the raven haired, “So you do want her all to yourself!”, giggling, the model covered up her red lips with her free hand. “I’m not quite sure what you mean by that, they are a person on their own, I can’t simply restrict and own them.”
“Of course you know what I mean, you’re a genius, you should know!”, sighing, the blonde twirled a lose strand of hair between her middle and pointy finger: “Maybe all of that sugar did get to you..”,mocking the male, L just shrugged, “I don’t think so.”
But this did got him thinking: Does he truly want them all to himself? It indeed has been now quite the long time he was restless while working, not entirely there. His mind wandering off into an imaginative world or worrisome state whenever (Y/N) wouldn’t be around- no, scratch that, it didn’t matter, he quickly noticed.
Wether they’d be there or not, his mind was partly fixated on their well being. Though wasn’t it always like that? They’ve been partners for a really long time, longer than his knowledge of Naomi Misora for sure, and friends too. 
He read a lot of things during his early days, a lot about solving different puzzles and games, but he could never wrap his hand around when they came.
His experimental time with how feelings would work while (Y/N) were partners were over, he saw himself to them as an equal by now, but what if- “Helloo, earth to Ryuzaki!”, waving the magazine in front of the famous detective, Misa huffed, “Man, bet you’re thinking about (Y/N) if it takes you that long to get out of your dreamy thoughts”, gifting him a look of her tongue, she mocked him again, “You should try that brain-work on finding Kira! I wanna go on a date with Light already again, he promised!”, a date?
Maybe a little trip, spending the day with his friend would make the situation a bi8t lighter- finding out about his true thoughts and feelings that hid in his clouded mind. “Can’t believe I’m saying this-”, he murmured, “But: Misa, I might or might not need your help with something.”, he bluntly responded, ignoring her witty comments., “Help? With what?”, again, her airy head. Sighing, L explained another time, “You see, you’re such an emotional person, where I’m more technical.”, shoving his hands into his pockets, in a hunched position he began to walk, motioning her to follow him into a room across the hall, “The past few days I might’ve felt a little bit under the weather and I do have my suspicion, but to be honest, even as a detective, I can’t help but not be able to solve this mystery on my own, Misa.”
Opening the door, he held it open for the young woman to step inside. “What do you mean under the weather? Are you sick?”
“I wouldn’t exactly call it sick, when it’s just a feeling, I believe, and not just a condition.”, he stated, scratching his had as he continued to stay while Misa took the opportunity to relax her legs and sit down on to a couch. “Wait, was I maybe right when I said you might have a thing for (Y/N)?”, noticing how L had perked up by hearing their name, Misas sea blue eyes seemed to sparkle a few shades lighter, already rosy cheeks deepening. “Awww~ Ryuzaki, really?”, she cooed at the usually emotionless acting detective. 
Like previously mentioned, he’s also just a human.
“For a long time now, I want to find out about these thoughts that were kept in the back of my head.”, especially now the most dangerous case since Beyond Birthday, everyday might as well be the last day that he would glance at their beautiful eyes, and their wonderful perfume reaching his nose. “I’m just not sure how”
Eyes softening along with her features, Misas excitement toned down and switched with a warm smile, noticing how lost the male was when it came to the most basic human needs, “It’s fairly easy on finding out how you feel about them, Ryuzaki.”
“If it would be that easy, I wonder why I can’t put my finger on it”, lifting his thumb to his mouth he began biting down on his nail, eyes following the trail of the skyline, visible due to the opened window.
Standing up and entrusting her weight back to her feet, Misas smile never wavered, “Why don’t you just ask them out?”
Dark eyes wandering back to the model, he raised a brow: “I work with them every day, I see (Y/N) every day.”
“I don’t mean as a colleague or as a friend, Ryuzaki. I’m sure they’ll say yes regardless and besides, spending a day with (Y/N) will give you surely an idea if not a start of your thesis on how to feel about them!”, looking up at the taller male with a determined look, Misa Amane was more than sure: “And if the firt time won’t be enough, the ask them out again and again and again, until you got your answer.”, making her way to the door, she stepped out. “It’s not too late and not too cold to go yet.”, winking to the male she laughed one last time
 “Take them out-”, she waved, “There is this pretty nice café down the block! I’ll come around another time!”, with that, she had left.
Thinking over the blondes words, she must be right. Besides, some time off shouldn’t hurt, it never does. Slow steps were heard as L Lawliet made his way towards the ain investiation room, where he had left (Y/N) to continue his work, so none of the progress was lost.
Not forgetting any manners, he knocked, signaling that someone would come in and not startle them. “Oh, you’re back.”, their angelic like voice greeted the male. “Yeah, though it’s now you’re turn for a break, it’s time to wrap things up.”
Swallowing his build up lumb which seemed to sit tight above his adams apple, he stood straight, expression not changing: “Would you want to go out with me?”
Turning around swiftly, (H/C) hair danced around their pretty head in the process as their eyes widened and cheeks reddened.
“There is this pretty nice café down the block.”, he said.
Seeing them smile set her at ease, nodding (Y/N) only laughed, “Sure, L. Let’s go.”
Turning off the computers, (Y/N) stood up to join L’s side and walk down the hall towards the elevator. Smiling the whole way towards the Café and while being with him, (Y/N) couldn’t be happier.
Happy that Misa had come with her obnoxiously loud voice, gaining (Y/N)’s attention on the other side of the door and happy that the whole building is bugged.
No, they didn’t neglect their work- (Y/N) did monitor the fottage, though L did not necessarily mention which one. 
Just like spring had brought the most wonderful flowers, a relationship blossoming would soon follow up.
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dreamkidddream · 4 years ago
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MC Doing the Peeling Glue Skin Prank on the Bros (Lucifer, Mammon, and Leviathan)
Hoorayyy my first post! I don’t know if any of you have seen the tiktok where they rub glue to look like their skin is peeling off but it’s both funny and horrifying. Also, this got a lot longer and fluffier/sappier than what I thought, but I’m not complaining. This will be done in headcannon format, and I think I’m going to split it up into 2 parts (Lucifer, Mammon, and Levi in the first part and the rest in the second) and I hope you enjoy! Also slight spoiler for lesson 16 (but it’s a blink and you miss it kind of thing in Mammon’s). Reader is gender neutral.
The Build Up:
Ever since you came back to the Devildom after the exchange program, things have been great! It was obvious that you were missing the demon lords, and even more obvious that they were missing you too. Things weren’t different, not at all. But the one day that you were bored out of your mind and they all had different things to handle, you turned to the one thing that could cure your boredom: the Devildom’s version of TikTok. Oh how the boys will forever regret showing you that app, as it had let to their current downfall... 
Lucifer
So unfortunately this man is ALWAYS busy
It doesn’t matter what time of day or night it is, he’s always filling out paperwork. Whether it’s for Diavolo, credit card bills that Mammon racked up, Asmo’s impromptu fashion trips, Beel’s black hole of a stomach, etc.
And he doesn’t like to be disturbed at all unless it’s an emergency
So when you burst into his office out of nowhere, he was slightly irritated (but not that angry, since it was you and your presence was hardly a nuisance)
But that quickly changed whenever he heard you moaning his name in pain and looked up to see what looked like your flesh flaking off by the second
His eyes widen and he is instantly panicking. He’s trying to keep it on the inside but you start to “panic” which makes him shoot out of his seat
Instantly is by your side, trying to delicately hold you and also trying to figure out what the hell is going on
“MC! Are you in pain? What happened? Did someone put a curse on you?!”
Now, you weren’t putting on a Oscar worthy performance but you think you were selling it pretty good. And everything was working out until he grabbed your arm and inspected it closer that he realized he got played
First, he realized that your flesh wasn’t falling in chunks on the ground. Then, he realized that these flakes were awfully thin, and that parts of your arm felt sticky
He fully realized that he got pranked when he peeled off your “skin” off your neck and you giggled, then covered your mouth to realized that your cover was blown
Needless to say, he was not a happy demon
And you basically just signed your death warrant
Before you could even think about running, he grabbed you again and “asked” that you have a seat
Cue another long Lucifer lecture, with him explaining how this wasn’t a funny prank (even for human standards) and that you need to understand how serious this is
Which is his way of saying that he cares about you and was actually panicked and scared. You knew his pride made it hard for him to openly express himself. And while he is getting better slowly but surely, it’s still hard for him to do so. Which made you feel guilty, so you did genuinely apologized
“You’re right, Lucifer, I’m sorry. This wasn’t my greatest idea, as you can see. I didn’t realize how severely this affected you, and it wasn’t right for me to take advantage of that. I know how hard it is to express how you feel because of your pride, but I know how much you care for me even without saying it. It shows in how hard you work, and how you still manage to be there for everyone despite how stress you are. I shouldn’t be adding on to that stress, and I really am sorry for that. You really are a good person, Lucifer, and even though you can be very strict- wait! Let me finish,- you mean well because you care for us. And you don’t get enough credit for that. So, thank you for all that you do. I love you, truly and deeply.”
Despite being a little skeptical in the beginning (he thought you were trying to get out of a punishment, ha! Good luck with that) and ending with a flustered look that he tried to cover with his hand (which was obviously too late to do, you already saw), he did appreciate and accepted the apology.
“I love you too, MC. Truly and deeply.”
So that was your cue to get your hug (and maybe a little kiss) and he pushed you away! You were offended for a second, but you saw the disgusted look on your face and forgot that you were covered in dried glue. Oh yeahhhh...ew
So while you were back in his good graces, you still got punished. A 15 page essay on why doing horrific pranks like that on your loved ones is harmful and no HellTok for your remaining stay?! You know you deserve some type of consequence but geez, overkill much?!
But, he did hint to you that you could make him feel better by spending the night with him in bed
After you take a much needed shower of course
Mammon
As much as this tsundere tried to say he was “too busy” for you, we all know that’s a lie
Granted when you went to go bother him, he was busy
Busy with planning out new scams counting out whatever Grimm he had left, what items to sell and for what price: “maybe I could sell Levi’s golden Ruri-Chan vendor ring thing for some Grimm? He’ll flip but if I just “borrow” it for a little bit, he won’t know what hit ‘im!”
Seeing how focused he was, it was your time to shine
“M-Mamooon! Help me! Something’s w-wrong!”
That immediately got his attention
His head shot up and he rushed to you, panic clearing showing on his face and in his movements
“MC! What’s going on?! WHAT IS THIS!”
When you could physically see him shaking, sweating and on the brink of tears, you knew that it was time to stop while you were ahead
“Mammon wait-“
“We need to go to Lucifer NOW.”
And when he went to pick you up gently, and saw with his own two eyes the flakes slowly fall to the ground, was when hell broke loose
You have never heard him scream so loud before, and you were pretty sure everyone both in and out the house heard him
He lifted you up and you were pretty sure he was in his demon form when you both ran and/or flew (you couldn’t tell, that’s how fast you were moving) to Lucifer’s
Sometimes it was so easy to forget that you lived with actual demons, 7 of the strongest to be exact
When you both reached your destination (ie. barged into Lucifer’s room unprovoked) he was not pleased, but Mammon did not care.
You were one of (if not) the most important person in his life and he would be damned if anything happened to you again. He was your first man, your protector! And he was not going to fail. Not again. He would and will protect you with his life. At any costs
When you saw how serious he was , you tried to wiggle out of his arms, but all he did was just tighten up and say, “MC, quit squirmin’! I don’t want you to make this worse.”
“No, Mammon wait-“
“We’re going to fix this. I’m going to fix this and I’m not lettin’ anything happen to you again. Now stop moving! Lucifer, somethin’s wrong with MC! Look at how their skin is-“
“ITS A PRANK!”
It’s just a prank bro
“Wh-what?”
“I’ve been trying to tell you, I’m sorry!”
While you were explaining the whole process (with Lucifer staring on in building irritation), you were still in his arms
You already felt like a terrible being, but the guilt was steady skyrocketing when you were looking at his face
He looked like a kicked puppy left in the rain with a broken paw
You just kept apologizing over and over, until you heard a certain someone clear their throat.
“If you two are done interrupting me, I would like to get back to work. MC, stay behind, it seems like we need to have a little chat about your so called prank.”
Mammon put you down and walked out the room, head hanging and eyes covered.
You knew you screwed up big time. Forget about the incoming lecture, you felt absolutely terrible about pranking Mammon. Especially after hearing the “again” comment.
Once you finally got released (ie. punished), you all had dinner, which Mammon skipped out on
Geez, this was not suppose to happen and you needed to make it up to him ASAP
So here you were, standing outside his door (after you cleaned up) with two Hell Fire noodle cups, knocking timidly
“Hey, Mammon? Is it okay if I come in?”
Silence
“You weren’t down for dinner and I know that you’re hungry, so I brought us-you some noodles.”
Again, silence
You sighed, you knew you messed up big time and you were going to fix it, no matter what. 
“I’m sorry, Mammon. I’m so sorry. What started out as a joke turned into something serious, and it’s my fault. I shouldn’t have did that. Hurting you was never my intention, I care about you too much to do that. When I heard you say that you weren’t going to let anything happen to me again, I knew that I messed up. I know that you will always protect me, and I don’t have any doubt that you won’t. You’re my first man, remember? I know that you’ll always have my back, and I hope you know that I’ll always have yours too. You’re not just the Avatar of Greed to me Mammon, you’re my first guy that I’ll love forever. I won’t ever mess with you like this again, and if you don’t want to talk now that’s fine too, just know that I’ll always love and care for you, okay?”
Ughh and now you were crying!
You sighed. You understood if he didn’t want to talk to you. I mean, he thought you were dying again. It’s easy to forget the events that happened with Belphie, since everyone is communicating and acting like a real family, but you can see now that it left a deep emotional wound in Mammon. He believed that it was his fault that you weren’t saved, and he still carried the burden all this time.
You put the cup down outside the door and started to head back to your room. You would give him as much time as he needed. You just hate that you made him feel this way, that you rose those feelings out of him. And you hated yourself for it.
You barely stepped a foot away from the door when he saw it swing out and a big blob tackle-hugged you
Here was Mammon, sniffling and tearing up, hugging you
“*sniff* You stupid human.”
When he pulled away, you saw the tears in his eyes, which he tried to rub away before you could notice (sidenote: you already noticed)
“Ya-Ya really love me?”
“Of course, Mammon! How could I not? You stayed by my side through thick and thin, through everything. You protected me, and I will forever be grateful for that. I wouldn’t be here without you. You’re not a selfish scum bag like everyone tries to make you out to be, Mammon, and I won’t let you believe that you are. You are my first man, the man that has constantly looked out for me, that has supported and cared for me, and most of all that has never failed to show how much love you have to give. I love you Mammon, always.”
Cue the blushing and cheeky grin
“Now come on the Great Mammon, our noodles are getting cold.”
It felt great to see that smile back on his face
And it felt even better to hear him say, “I love ya too, MC”
Leviathan
Levi was in his room, nothing new
He told you he had some sort of campaign that he absolutely could not afford to miss. Which he said about the other campaigns too but whatever
So when you knocked into his room, and he didn’t ask for the secret phrase, you knew he was in too deep to even pay attention to his surroundings
And the door was UNLOCKED
So you went in, ready to give him the scare of the decade, and-
He turned around in his gaming chair, raging and in his demon form
“UGH! How was that normie of a demon able to kill me with that move?! He has to be cheating! How is it that I’m one of the best players in the entire Devildom and I’m one of the first dead?! It’s not fair! It’s not fair, it’s not fair IT’S NOT FAI- huh? MC, why are you covered in *squints* dried up glue?”
You were honestly shook
Because 1: the third strongest brother was obviously furious and in his demon form which is not a good combination (your mind flashing back to the TSL quiz and whew was that not the best memory) and 2: how the hell was he able to know that this was glue?!
Okay, you weren’t scared of Levi, not at all! But you, just like everyone else, knew how serious he took his gaming
And you all knew how he could be when he was raging about it too
Not saying that he would ever harm or attack you, oh no. What happened at the beginning was just a...fluke! Yeah, just a little hiccup in your now longstanding relationship
But you were still just a tad bit hesitant to be caught in the crossfire of his rage
Really everyone was (except maybe Beel, but even he had his moments)
“LOL you look like one of the rotten magical zombie students from the anime “OMG I’m Just A Magical Girl in Training and Somehow I Turned the Whole School Into Zombies and Have to Fall in Love with a Demon to Reverse It!””
Okay, this was not the reaction you were looking for
“What the- but how-?
Then you remembered
Levi is a renowned cosplayer, the best in the game. It was obvious he knew what the dried up glue looked like considering how much he’s worked with it
You were of course disappointed, but oh well, you could always scheme to get him another way
And then it happened. Another devious idea popped into your head
“So you said I looked like a rotten zombie student huh?”
“Rotten magical zombie student . LOL don’t tell me that you don’t think you do- W-what are you doing MC?”
“Ughhh I’m a rotten magical school girl, and I’m not just hungry for brains, I’m hungry for love.”
“L-love?”
“Gughhh that’s right and only kisses can satiate my hunger. Demon kisses.”
Oh boy 
The way that you turned red so quick was always a surprising sight for you to see
“M-MC WAIT-”
“I want my kisses, Levi!”, you said it in your best zombie/monster voice
Cue his famous “WOOAHHHH”
“MC WAIT- YOU’RE COVERED IN GROSS DRIED GLUE OMG” 
The campaign was quickly forgotten when you tackled him to the ground, glue and all
Then you remembered how sensitive he was with physical contact, and tried to get up
“Oh Levi, I’m sorry! I forgot you don’t li-”
Something was still holding you against him
Specifically, that something was his tail
His tail was currently wrapped around your waist, holding you tightly against the red-faced otaku
“Levi, you okay?”
“Y-y-yeah, I’m okay.” he said it in the tiniest voice you have ever heard.
“Do you want me to get-”
“NO! I-I mean yes! I mean no! N-no I don’t want you to get up. I’m okay.”
Today was just surprising you left and right huh?
But you weren’t complaining now
“But now we’re covered in nasty, peely glue. And what about your campaign?”
He looked at the screen, and then back at you
“It’s okay. It’s not worth it like I thought it was. It’s just a bunch of normies who either button mash or spam the same attack over and over. And I already got majority of the rewards anyway. Besides, now that another normie has me covered in icky cheap glue, I need to get it off.”
Whoops
“Sorry about that, Levi. I was just trying to prank you but looks like that failed. I could do your laundry for you since it was my bad. Is that okay?”
“O-or you could m-make it up to me by having by binge watching some anime? If you want, even though I’m a nasty, icky, worthless ot-”
“Levi. Look at me.”
You gently grabbed and held his face in your hands
“You’re not worthless or nasty okay? And I love to spend time with you. We can definitely have an anime marathon. I’ll always be by your side, I wouldn’t be your Henry if I wasn’t.”
“R-really?”, the way his eyes light up every time you praise or show him love will never get old
“Of course. But I do have to say that you are icky.”
“WHAT”
“But we both are. I mean I did kinda cover you in the flaky glue, and it’s starting to feel a little gross to be honest.”
“O-oh yeah. I-it’s your fault normie!”
“Yeah, yeah I know.”, you laughed. 
Atleast you somewhat pranked him
“So let’s get cleaned up, and I can bring some more snacks when I’m done. You wanna do the pillow fort like usual?”
“O-of course, normie!”
“Alright. I’ll see you in a few then!”, and you began walking out the room
He watched your trailing form, and honestly he didn’t want you to leave yet. That was apparent when his tail wrapped itself around you. I mean, how embarrassing was that?! But he couldn’t help it.
Levi cares about you immensely. You’re his best friend, his Henry! He didn’t know what you saw in someone like him, I mean damn, he was the Avatar of Envy! What’s attractive about someone being jealous 24/7?
He wasn’t outgoing like Asmo or Mammon, didn’t have the confidence like Lucifer or Satan, and he wasn’t good at building bonds like the twins (or at least like Beel)
What a human like you saw in him was still mind boggling, and he thought you were just tolerating him, just being nice. But, he saw how genuine you were as time went on. He saw you as someone special to him, you were his favorite real living person, his best friend, and honestly he wanted you to become more-
“Oh, Levi, one more thing.”
You quickly ran up to him and kissed him on the cheek
“I finally got my demon kiss, ughhh. My hunger has been satisfied!”
And ran right back out 
He blushed 100x more now, and he realized that maybe he wasn’t ready to take it to the next step just yet, but he was willing to be patient and work towards it
He was willing to make the effort because you’re worth it
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Psychopathia Sexualis - Chapter 1
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Sequel to The Interpretation of Dreams
Pairing: Modern AU Professor Laszlo Kreizler x Fem!Reader
Summary: After experiencing a whirlwind enemies-turned-lovers romance with the imposing Professor Laszlo Kreizler, things have been wonderful for you. Your studies are coming along, work is enjoyable, and you are in a stable relationship with the man you believe to be the love of your life. Suddenly, everything threatens to come crashing down with the arrival of a face from the past. Will jealousy and desire consume you and destroy the love you finally found?
WC: 1116
Rated: M (will increase in later chapters)
Chapter Tags: domestic fluff, age difference, technically student/teacher relationship, mentions of daddy kinks & sugar daddies
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Time passed quickly since the day you and the doctor finally admitted your feelings for each other. After that you were practically inseparable. You resumed work as his TA, only occasionally getting distracted, but the term was over after a few short weeks anyway. You had agreed to keep everything rather low key, so as not to encourage the wrath of the university. There was no actual rule against graduate students coupling with professors. Nevertheless, the practice was often frowned upon, and you didn’t want Laszlo to get in trouble. If anyone asked, you were just ‘friendly coworkers that sometimes ate meals together after work’. Most didn't pay attention to you anyway since you weren't friends with any underclassmen. Despite the fifteen year age difference you were both on the same page with the seriousness of the relationship. You knew how you felt about each other.
Sara and John found out right away. Because they had expected it to happen anyway there was no reason to hide it from them. The two were beyond happy for you. Whether Laszlo had noticed John slip a twenty dollar bill into Sara’s hand after the admission you’ll never know; at your raised brow John just shrugged and said that it was "about damn time". Bitsy was equally as delighted for you. She wouldn’t admit it, but she was also glad you would be out of the house more often so that she could spend time with her own boyfriend, Lucius.
Now, you are laying on your Laszlo’s bed scrolling through social media. The wintery weather outside his bedroom window gives you a chill despite the warmth of the fireplace he has burning. You were still not over just how nice his place was. It was in a rather upscale part of town and was roughly three times the size of your place. The townhouse style was similar in fashion to his office at the university - full of dark ornate wood and books and even a chandelier in the foyer. When you had asked how he afforded something like this in the heart of the city, he had just said a wealthy great uncle or other had left it in the family. With Laszlo being the only surviving member he inherited it.
Your love was getting himself ready in the bathroom. He had a department meeting to attend on campus in an hour. Tomorrow the new spring term would begin, and you were to resume your post as his TA. An errant thought crosses your mind as you admire the expensive looking painting hung on his wall.
“Laz?”
“Yes, Bärchen?” his response echoes in the large bathroom. You smile at the nickname, little bear. He’d given it to you because he said your presence was like that of a bear, ready to fight to protect herself and those she cared about.
“Are you my sugar daddy?” You can see his reflection in the mirror. He looks scandalized by the implications of your question.
“What would prompt you to ask that?” A blush forms on the apples of his cheeks.
“I mean think about it, I spend time with you - an older, exceedingly handsome, wealthy man - and in return I get orgasms and nice things.” Truth is, you are joking entirely, you know the relationship is conventional. You just like to watch him squirm with teasing like this.
He walks into the bedroom and picks his sweater off the bed next to you. “You're teasing me," he accuses with a grin. "I hardly think it can be considered as that sort of arrangement when you get paid because you are employed to work for me. It is merely happenstance that the other characteristics should parallel themselves to that of a…” he searches for the words, “financial benefactor.” You laugh at his unwillingness to say ‘sugar daddy’. “As for the orgasms…” he smirks and drops a kiss to your head.
He finishes dressing as you bury yourself under the duvet. “What are your plans while I’m detained?”
“I don’t know, figured I would just take it easy today. I need to be well rested for my first day at work tomorrow - I hear some pretty ruthless things about this German doctor I’m going to be working with.” You get off the bed and wrap your arms around Laszlo’s waist. “But I don't know, I think I’ll like the guy.” He leans in to give you a chaste kiss.
Checking his watch he sees that he needs to leave lest he be late for the meeting. “You’re welcome to stay here while I’m gone. It shouldn’t be more than an hour or two at most. Perhaps we will go to Delmonicos for dinner to celebrate the beginning of a new term.”
“Sounds great, daddy,” you wink. Normally you didn’t tease him this much, but you were in a playful mood.
He rolls his eyes. “Remind me why it is that I tolerate you?”
“‘Cause you love me,” you retort with a broad smile.
He brings your hand up, kissing the back of it as he turns to leave. Softly he whispers “Indeed I do.”
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Laszlo fiddles with the pen in his hand. The upcoming semester was no different than previous ones. He had stopped taking ‘notes’ long ago as the head of the department continued to drone on. Laszlo would admit, the meeting had drawn on longer than anticipated and he had lost focus on the last few minutes. He would rather be at home in your company than here.
“Before we end the meeting I do have one last exciting announcement - many of you have been around long enough to remember, but we are pleased to be welcoming back Dr. Stratton as a visiting professor this semester!” the department head cheered. At the mention of a Dr. Stratton Laszlo perked up.
“Dr. Karen Stratton will be conducting outside research in the city, so I have asked that she grace us with her presence in teaching an elective on her speciality: sexual deviancy. Unfortunately, she is on a flight to the states as we speak, otherwise I know she would be here to greet you all herself.”
Karen was coming to New York?
The thought excited him, as he hadn’t seen her since he moved to the States four years ago. He and Karen had followed each other's work for years before meeting at a symposium in Vienna almost six years prior. The two remained close until he accepted the current position and fell out of touch.
Meeting over, Laszlo sent you a text to be ready for Delmonico’s when he got home. He had much to look forward to this term.
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