al, she/her. reader + writer + rambler. i enjoy giving commentary on things unnecessarily.
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might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water
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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
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mormons undoubtedly in the top 5 worst things the united states has ever invented which is really saying something
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons
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A pirate could perhaps appreciate the charms of reddit, what with its arrr and its slash. Or am i fucking crazy
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man if I gotta write bad fics, it should at least be easy! But it’s not! It is also hard to write this bad fic
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"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.
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It's really fucked up when you treat characters like people and people like characters.
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for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭
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girl dad not as in a dad with daughters but as in a girl who shares the tastes habits and personality traits of a middle aged father
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