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good lord
#this is such a boy foot#i’m severely unwell about it#r can’t decide if she wants him to put it in his mouth or wank into it#so she can put it in her mouth#which is fair#sometimes you have to post something yourself so your tags don’t traumatise an op#oscar piastri
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Mother Miranda's claws <3
#re8#mother miranda#re8 village#she can put them in my mouth#i need her to choke me <3#her hand is so holdable :')#damn long fingers
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She came up with a new activity
#snake#snakes#Hognose#hognoses#pets#In her defense I also didn't realize the reason she couldn't move it at the end was because her tail was no longer under the basket#So instead of sliding over her it just bumped into her and was stuck#to her credit she did listen to me and follow my directions! But neither of us realized the problem.#ah it was cute while she did it#she was going a bit before I started recording#she comes up with silly fun activities#i should let her play with the hammock again#it's funny when she found it she'd gesture to me with her head when she wanted me to lift it and put it down#and it was like a weird elevator parachute game#i think she might have been extra delighted she was able to communicate her wants to me and I did them#We both got practice with that the other day when we played climbing ball#I misunderstood a few times#she is much more patient and less easily frustrated than her sister#she was asking for climbing ball and I thought she was asking for kisses#i did eventually figure out what she actually wanted#i suppose it helps she likes kisses too#when i say kisses I'm not putting my lips on her#I let her flick her tongue at the tip of my nose and make little kiss sounds at her#she either understands this is affection or otherwise likes it#Because she will often go to my nose and I'll give her kisses like this#I don't kiss her because the bacteria and stuff in my human mouth could be dangerous for her#I know reptiles and such can also have salmonella#But I'm really not worried about that part tbh as I keep my girls pretty clean#They are princesses#And know it
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scene from the radio drama+Great Soft Jelly-Thing concepts
#ihnmaims#i have no mouth and i must scream#ihnmaims ted#great soft jelly thing#jess scribbles#spoilers//#body horror//#unsanitary//#I WISH I COULD TRANSLATE THAT SCENE INTO MY ART BETTERRRRR I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT IT. ITS LITERALLY ONLY IN THE RADIO DRAMA#teds paranoid ranting followed by him breaking down. apologizing & begging to be held. what else can ellen do but comfort him then#its just the position shes put in. even after he was just insulting her to her face in his deluded headspace moments before#the way he breaks down seems like hes already clinging to her before she gets much of her response in. theyre all just so beaten down#SORRY I HAVE A LOT OF THOUGHTS ABT IHNMAIMS ESP ABOUT ELLEN IN GENERAL. & teds mental health
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sss day my favorite national holiday WOOOOHHHH
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#pokemon#trainer lyra#rival silver#soulsilvershipping#timeskip tag#bao beis#i had so much more planned. but alas. college.#ANYWAY. sss my everything. ohh. always thinking abt them.#this is very obviously lyra's room! all the pink! massive bed to fit all her pokemon! the champion paycheck gets you that much at least#and plants!!! no. 1 horticulturist in johto#she's living somewhere around the base of mt silver... decently close to the league and her hometown#so i like to imagine her with a huge greenhouse so she can take care of plants even in the harsher climate#meanwhile silver has one of those decrepit malelivingspace flats in viridian. he's making it work.#i can only see sss properly moving in together liiiike in their late 20s#after they get to enjoy young adult independence for a while#but before they permanently settle down they should go on silly adventures again... just once. or twice. or#as much as i like to entertain the thought of them being homebodies i think they'd rather spend their lives travelling haha#since silver never got to fully experience it as a kid on the run#being a wanted man and all#and lyra is itching for the getaway#they deserve to be in nature and responsibility-free and *frothing at the mouth*#BTW i put my whole wyvussy into that wall decor#lisia signed poster... rosa's resemblance as mei(!!!) in the totoro one... bell tower + whirl island pics //#pokemon constellations... and those gen 4 mail templates that no one actually used. probably from dawn. champion penpals :]#i debated doing a lance poster because celebrity idol funny but nah she'd bin that immediately after moving out#oh yeah the drawover was um. inspired by the nonebinary neochamp fit. so happy for my son.#i'm glad i managed to finish the big piece in time otherwise i would've just posted that LOL can you imagine#okey bye happy sss day
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Throws this at you and runs
Bonus stufffff







Yeah guys look at all my doodles!!!!!
@cult-rangoons :3
#spoofarts#ocs#so like the support on my previous post encouraged me to share my personal drawings ^^#i have lots to talk about on this one guys you dont even KNOOOWW#stick figure#first image includes my beloved friend's OC Albert ^^ i love him sm you guys like oh my gosh- i wanna hold his hands and look into his eyes#forever Uh anyway yeah him and spoof are best friends ^^ the bestest of friends theyre always together everywhere they go!!!!#they do that cartoony thing where they hug eachother in fear when theyre scared#i adore them to astronomical degrees ive sobbed over albert multiple times man#other sketchessss hehehe im heavily influenced by a certain artist!!#i dont wanna put it in the tags tho to avoid flooding but ill say it in the comments ^^ pls go take a gander at their art they literally#inspire me so muhuchh#you might even recognize some poses from them that i referenced hehe as i said before these were personal sketches!#i have a stick figure oc :3 name of Lyra! say congrats rn!!!!! shes an ex-princess because she wanted to fight people for fun! i love the#stickfigure community sm.. love themmall gildedguy versus oxob was so awesome#oh and a random renard i drew for all those hungry lapfox enjoyers out there#lapfox fanart#love yall :3#i enjoy drawing spoof eith her mouth open alot !!! its kinda hard given her head shape (im studying some stuff to fix it)#but her jaw is very fun to draw!! she is massive compared to human proportions (shes stil short tho ) she can stick a humans head in her#mouth with some wiggle room! she is a threat!!!!!!!#anyway im done enjoy the snacks ^^#lapfox trax
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the comments on literally everything about this series of taskmaster are actually appalling. i'm not a particular fan of rosie jones myself, not that i dislike her at all i just don't know her stuff that well. but I thought she was really good on this first episode! the "i think i got a bit of umbilical cord" had me in tears. And in general like... you don't have to find her funny but there have been plenty of contestants on taskmaster who aren't that funny either and it's really telling that this is the person everyone thinks is going to "ruin taskmaster." be so fr. alex and greg are good at their jobs and they bring out the humour in all contestants.
"the other contestants must be so mad that nobody's going to watch this series" lmao you're an irrelevant little nobody who likes to whinge on the internet and rosie jones is a professional comedian, i guarantee the others would rather hang out with her than with you. the series seems great so far sorry
#like if you despise her before she even opens her mouth obv youre not going to find anything she says funny#and yeah a lot of humour is about timing but also it can be about breaking with expected convention#like drawing out a punchline uncomfortably can be so effective#i thought she does well using her particularities for comedic effect. like thats so valid thats iconic thats queen shit#rosie jones#taskmaster#like ive been watching some cats does countdown lately and jimmy carr is excruciatingly unfunny to me.#the others make up for it but if we could put up with him for years we can handle the much funnier much more charming rosie jones
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My mom briefly kinda blamed me for my nephew allegedly getting food poisoning when he got home (because I wasn't browbeaten into babysitting my nephew by my sister) but now we just deduced that my sister is probably lying about the whole thing to manipulate us into feeling bad whenever we put our foot down with her but its also shitty to think my mom firstly blames me for my sister being a shitty mom and not picking up her slack instead of the shitty mom
#sister is probably lying bc this isnt something my nephew would do#she alleges he ate an old lunchable out of the garbage but 1. he always tells us when hes hungry first & he doesnt just go digging#2. he knows food in the garbage = dont eat it bc its bad 3. we regularly have discussions about expired food making you sick so dont eat it#4. when he wants a snack usually he brings it to us first so we can check the expiration date just in case#5. he's 5 and usually isnt the sibling who just puts everything in his mouth. his 3 year old sister is.#my sister always somehow has some kind of an 'emergency' right after we put our foot down & cant/dont babysit#so either we end up forced into taking her kids anyway OR she uses the 'emergency' to make us feel bad#as if to say 'see? bad things happen when you dont agree to babysit. so you should just agree to do it everytime I ask'#and usually threatens us by saying she wants to kill herself. which she did say.#but now after just pulling crocodile tears about her alleged mental health and needing to take her son to the hospital#she just asked a fakily friend to bring her takeout. so much for going to the hospital
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I’m the anon that sent in all the Ruby stuff! It makes me so happy that you love her so much. I didn’t expect her to be such a beloved character to you and I was kind of nervous that you would have hated her tbh. ^^;
Something Ruby related — I had a fic about Twig and co. confronting the siblings before I ultimately scrapped it because I could not write villainous characters without making them feel cliché. I do remember this one line said by Ruby’s sister when she lashes out towards Twig:
“You wouldn’t get it. You have a cushy life style and you baby your daughter instead of actually raising her. We’re doing that ungrateful, spoiled brat a favor — we’re teaching her how to survive. You wouldn’t know the meaning of that with that silver spoon in your mouth.”
I don’t blame you for struggling with not making the siblings feel cliché— writing villainous characters gets 900x more difficult the second you don’t want to make them sympathetic. Ark was fairly simple for me to write, even in scrapped scenes where he was all-in with his villainous role during the events of the post-game. Twig’s aunt, meanwhile, gave me a heck of a hard time while I was developing her backstory.
#this anon (while offering the most precious character to me free of charge): I hope Sofie doesn’t hate this character :/#meanwhile I am foaming at the mouth from how much I love Ruby and everything she adds to the AU#on a semi-related note I’ve been debating whether or not to make Twig evolving into a charizard officially canon#it’d be a neat idea but I’d miss drawing her as a charmeleon :<#I think if she DOES end up evolving it would be during her pursuit of Ruby’s siblings.#they’d bolt when they realized they’re outmatched by a world-class explorer who’s also a ticked off mother#and they’re able to run much faster than she is able to.#they’re fine. they just need to put a little more distance between them and those maniacs and then keep their heads down for a while—#—change up the disguises they use and skip town when the coast is clear. they’re fine.#they can go grab Ruby and teach her a lesson for giving them so much trouble after the heat dies down.#Meanwhile Twig has sprouted wings and is rapidly closing in on their location whilst lit on fire.#it’d be a fun parallel if this is how things play out; Grovyle evolved from a treecko during an attack so he could protect Twig.#Now Twig is doing the same for one of her own loved ones.#not sure if I’ll make it canon but it sure is fun to think about!#the present is a gift au#shadow baby AU#pmd darkrai#pmd ocs#pmd oc#pokemon mystery dungeon#pokémon mystery dungeon#pmd#sofie answers asks#stuff by sofie
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please understand. if you sit close to aaravi while shes deep in thought, you can hear her Clicky Clacky her mandibles. they might be useless but they ARE stimmy as hell.
#all the care guide says is 'biomass'#aaravi in the kitchen clicky clacky her mandibles as she clicky clacky the tongs#do not ever point it out to her that you can hear them though#she is so fucking self conscious about them like you wouldnt believe#(well unless you are miri. but you will not replicate miri's results.)#(even miri knows to only point it out in private and preferably after having already put her tongue in aaravis mouth)#she thinks they are very cute and sweet and fun#and meanwhile aaravi is so intensely disgusted by them that she avoided kissing anyone at all for the longest time#as well as never having gone to a dentist in her life#though im not sure how well she could to begin with#i dont. i dont think aaravi legally exists.#listen i do not believe mama mishra would have gotten a birth certificate for her or salil due to the whole#issues.......#so aaravi might not legally exist and that makes doing a lot of things Very Hard#she doesnt even have the equivalent for the fae realm which is the only place she might have one#because you KNOW her dad did not claim her#and you know. very easy to avoid that if you simply Do Not File The Paperwork.#or Oops He Did But It Got Kicked In The River Oh Noooooo Who Could Have Foreseen This Happening#miravi.txt
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look at the child i acquired for crimas (hes tinier than the fucko pop)
#random#godzilla#gojira#godzilla minus one#kaiju#pics#hes so fuking tiny its stupid#i can kill someone with the fucko pop but this one#i can put it in my mouth#(his name is ice side my sister came up with this awesome name)#(yes i tell her to name all of my children and she comes up with vocal synth song names)
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OH SHE’S THE CUTEST THING EVER ISHMAEL LOVERS REALLY DID WIN THIS TIME!!
#putting her in my mouth as we speak#my sweet moe girl who enjoys eating#i’m gonna marry her and go into debt so she can eat her non soggy noodles when she gets back from her missions#ishmael lcb#limbus company#project moon#sandwich speaks
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she is sooooooo baby
#my little pookie 🫶🫶🫰🫰 u can almost forget how strange and off putting she is if she keeps her mouth closed 🫶#I made her fit black and white so she has that going on for her currently#shut up about bg3.
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i drew the idea from this post of what sonic ocs would dress up as in the murder of sonic the hedgehog,,,so please take teacher mordred,mechanic june, and painter heather
#june and heather are meant to match because june is covered in oil or smth and heather is covered in paint#except its not actually oil on june its just paint if june got stained with that stuff for real hed cry for hours#also heather can only really silly doodles so she just took a pencil and drew her and her gf with a lesbian heart sticker on it#for mordred i just wanted him to wear something comfy and also get him out of clothes that show his midriff for once#i tried to put them in more sonic proportions this will be fixed soon#also i gave mordred a green mouth because of green black arms blood im seeing if i like it#since i sometimes see that on shadow#mordred the black knight#june-mary the hedgehog#heather hedgehog
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I think part of the reason that I’m not over the moon with BRAT as everyone else seems to be is the glorification of coke and presenting it as an integral part of having a good time at a party. Charli’s past party anthems don’t rely on its usage or reference it and on this album it’s made out to be like you need to do coke in order to have a good time.
#was just thinking about this in the shower#I don’t know if this makes sense to anyone else#but like I had heard about the vinyl and saw a video of it last night and it put a bad taste in my mouth#I don’t know just it being so wrapped up in this album and everything feels a bit gross to me#like bragging that you do coke/might have an addiction to it isn’t the flex you think it is#and considering what Azelia Banks said in her tweet about how it’s glorified for white people and criminalized for Black people…#also plays a role#like I don’t think her earlier party bops mentioned it or anything and they still show you you can have a good time#she’s always been braggy and cocky that’s just part of her persona but this aspect of it falls flat for me
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