#so many dairy things

[tiredhecate]

Lactose

Just because I'm lactose intolerant doesn't mean i will tolerate a life without it.

I shall suffer the consequences. Like a hero.

[messrsrarchives]

i want to write a twdg au so fucking bad. so fucking bad just for clem and lee as remus and teddy. but then like,,, yk there's so many ROUTES you can take these things! i'd have to decide what route to take. and then it would just be s1 because what after that? who's aj? yk??? like it would just be s1 but it would just be my playthrough and then it would be like "here is this fic specifically crafted for me and only me"

but it would be fun to do like. alt endings? because we know how s1 ends and i could AHAHAH give that false sense of security with two endings and people (me, again this is made for me and me only) are like "wow i am sad i'll read this othe- AGAIN!?" and that'd be funny.

[confinesofmy]

oh yeahh! i can put sriracha on anything

[daisychainsandbowties]

sushi with way too much sriracha OUT sushi with way too much tamari IN 😍

[shittycollagen]

people who do not have food allergies or intolerances are just out here having a whole different perspective on the restaurant industry huh

[megaclubdiolis]

柄本 佑 || 「光る君へ」 (2024) · 第二十五回 「決意」 ​​​

[phagodyke]

parkour was fun btw even if my hands are ripped to shreds now..... also one of the community leaders (who I admittedly have a baby crush on.... any pronoun dykes unite!!!!!) said he'd get me a free pair of lesbian flag laces for my trainers by the next jam <3 😭😭

[hxneylavendxr]

I want to hear about your experiments

i mostly will apply The Scientific Method to everything and anything that really does not need to be such an ordeal but i like to have fun

recent example: i like almond milk but my mother prefers oat milk and my brother likes dairy milk so we have all fucking three in the fridge, im thinking Gee i wanna try that pilk thing it's probably just like cream soda and i notice we have many a milk choices so i decide i need to make three glasses of pilk with one glass of dr. pepper (we never have pepsi so i was using dr. pepper) as my control so i can note differences in texture taste and color and test the commonly endorsed hypothesis that "pilk" was a vile creation to start with that is bad no matter what and at this point this isnt about trying out pilk anymore, no, this is about finding the optimal milk partner, if any, for dr. pepper

[orcelito]

Tfw ur like "I want a drink that will HURT"

My drink of the day is a ginger latte with brown sugar and cinnamon. And oat milk. With extra ginger.

Got a nice kick to it

[monotonous-minutia]

I love Aubry Plaza she's hilarious but the got milk ads/campaign is so stupid. Why do you care what other people drink. There are a bazillion reasons someone might choose not to drink dairy milk and it's none of your business. Everyone is different. Is it hurting you? No? Then fuck off.

[kuiinncedes]

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[vaspider]

Listen to me. Listen very carefully:

They are trying to wear you out.

They are trying to wear you out, and they own most major social media now, along with many major media outlets. The disinformation machine is cranking along. You are going to have to slow the fuck down and read things before you help them wear out other people, too.

So you just saw a post about a real scary bill, hunh? Republicans want to make it a capital offense to pet dogs and repeal The Sky Is Blue Act of 1793, declaring the new official color of the sky to be squant? Damn, that sounds scary.

Let's go look up this fictitious "Make The Sky Squant Again Act" on GovTracker* & on the official legislative tracker on congress.gov!

Well, let's see... GovTracker estimates it has a 1% chance of even getting out of committee and a 0% chance of being enacted, while congress.gov says this bill has 2 cosponsors who have been in the House and combined total of less than a month. The bill doesn't have any actual text, and it was referred to 5 different committees.

That fictitious bill and a hundred others like it are quite literally not worth your time, and more than that, continuing to wring your hands about it and tell other people about the scary scary squant sky bill only does their work for them. It scares people, it makes them spend time and energy on it, and it wears them out. It is a legislative Gish Gallop, meant to throw so many things at people that we can't keep up.

Even calling or messaging your Rep in this case means their staffer has to waste time responding to you and letting you know that Representative Buttzonheads definitely won't support making petting dogs a capital offense, a thing that will never, ever happen regardless.

Staying engaged in this environment is going to require protecting your heart and protecting your energy, yes, but also protecting the energy of others. This is why WWII propaganda posters also included ones taking people to task for spreading panicky rumors and undermining morale.

Do you know why most observant Jews don't eat chicken and dairy together, even though the ban is on red meat and dairy together bc you're not supposed to cook the calf in the milk of its mother?** It's not because we think that chicken might secretly lactate or Just Because. It's because the rabbis decided that if I'm sitting out in public and eating turkey and cheese together, someone might glance at the turkey and mistake it for red meat and think, "oh, well, I know that Spider is a good Jew, there must have been a change, or maybe I can just justify it to myself that if Spider does it, it must be permissible to bend the rules just that much." And I would then be accidentally leading my fellow Jew astray. We are responsible for being even more careful for the sake of others than we are for ourselves.

It's the same principle here. We need to really be careful about the information we are spreading and check things past reading a news site. Is it true? Is it relevant? Is it meaningful? Is the news site one I recognize? Can I find meaningful independent corroboration on another site, which is to say, if I find an article about it on a second site, is it just quoting or rephrasing this site?

Yeah, that is a lot. But that's how we keep them from using us to lead our fellows astray.

*GovTracker is an independent site. They explain their methodology in their About section.

**I cannot say enough how I am not at this time interested in going on a Jewish Side Quest About Dietary Laws on this post. Usually, I love it, but hold off this time, please, y'all. Let's stay on target this once.

[jawn-hextall]

You get into kink and you start hearing less and less about eating food off people.

[bandedbulbussnarfblat]

i ate this big piece of chocolate mousse cake today. ok technically it was two pieces, but they were sold in the same container, so it totally counts as one piece. except not to my stomach. i took 2 off the knock off lactaid pills. it did not matter. i feel like an imp has crawled it's way inside my asshole and set my innards on fire and is dancing in the ashes of what is left of my colon.

i will not learn from this.

[littlelunababi]

Can you imagine Simon finding out he’s going to be a dad?

He’d be gone on a mission when you realize, your period is late. You’d pass it off as stress related until you start feeling sick, getting these weird cravings of things you detested.

So you’d take a test and gasp five minutes later when it comes back positive. Now, you know Simon didn’t want kids just yet. He wanted to wait just a little longer. Wanted to buy you your dream house so he could fill it with little angels.

You’d spend your days in his clothes, stressing how you’d break the news to him. Even thinking of keeping it hidden for a while. That is, until he came home.

See, when he was on his mission, he had such a close call with death and it was different than the other times. Usually he’d stare death in the face and tell him to piss off but he was too close to breaking his promise of coming back to you.

You’d always make him promise to come back to you. In one piece preferably. His last run in with the shadowy figure made him open his eyes.

So when he’d come home, he dropped his bags and immediately went to seek you out, beginning to panic when he didn’t see you anywhere in the house. He’d call out your name, waiting for a response but got nothing in return.

He pull out his phone to call you but he heard the front door open, your cursing as you struggle with the many bags. He’d sigh in relief and immediately help you, chuckling as he startled you.

You’d jump and shriek because why is there a man in your house but then- oh.. it’s your husband.. oh okay.

Wait-

It’s your husband!

You’d gasp and drop the bags, hugging him tightly and he’d hug you back even tighter. You both mutter how much you both missed each other before he’d pull away, looking down at you.

Something was different.

He’d hug you again just to see what it was but couldn’t for the life of him figure it out. He pushed it to the back of his mind as you began recapping your day and asking about his mission as you both put the groceries away.

You were putting away the dairy when he stopped responding so you turned to him, freezing when he saw a few baby items. He picked up a pacifier and looked at you.

…

…

It was silent before you sighed softly and looked away nervously, not knowing how to just say ‘I’m pregnant’

He stared at you, waiting for an explanation but when you were silent, he approached you “sweetheart…” he’d mumble softly in his grumbly voice.

You’d look up at him, nervousness clear in your eyes as he asked “you’re carrying..?”

You’d nod your head and look away, not seeing his eyes light up. True he did want to wait but he’s always wanted kids with you. That just meant he’d have to do things sooner but that’s okay. Anything for his wife.

He’d take you in his arms and hold you tightly as he asked “how far along?”

You’d bury your face in his chest for a moment before speaking “two months…”

He’d be shocked but he’d be happy. His arms would tighten around you and he’d be smiling as his chin rested on your head. He was excited that he would be a father. Worried he wouldn’t be a good one but he had you. And you two could conquer the world together let alone parenthood.

He’d pull away when you ask “you’re not mad?” He’d look at you and kiss you in response. He wasn’t mad at all. He’d do anything for you and his baby.

Pt.2

[iamchickenhearmesquawk]

Every day I wake up and do my best to avoid triggering foods except for caffiene. Caffiene is the thing I gamble on because without it my brain is far less competent at doing the things I need to do to the best of my ability.