#so many dairy things

[tiredhecate]

Lactose

Just because I'm lactose intolerant doesn't mean i will tolerate a life without it.

I shall suffer the consequences. Like a hero.

[confinesofmy]

oh yeahh! i can put sriracha on anything

[shittycollagen]

people who do not have food allergies or intolerances are just out here having a whole different perspective on the restaurant industry huh

[vitamin-zeeth]

ZEETH I would love some elaboration on the Annabelle cheddar doomed yuri oc. Like right now I need some doomed yuri in my life

raine honestly i can't explain it all in one Tumblr post but brief overview. Update this isnt very brief any more I did in fact explain almost all of it I'm putting this under a read more whoops

Her name is Dell Tabbey (Tabs) she's made of Turkish delight and she became a page for the House of Rocks age like 9? She takes her position VERY seriously. So basically since the Dairy Isles have such a close relationship with Candia the royal families visited each other pretty often and whenever the House of Cheddar came to Candia she would get assigned to Annabelle as like a guide/temporary lady-in-waiting cause they were almost the same age. I didn't explain that very well but it's ok you get the idea like they know each other a bit they're kind of friends.

SOOOO like time goes on and Tabs trains as a knight and when she turns 18 she gets knighted and then immediately shipped off to the dairy isles because there's a power scuffle and the House of Rocks wanted to show their support for the House of Cheddar by sending one of their knights and Sir Tabbey pretty much begged to be picked. To prove herself.

Her and Annabelle become close friends fast and soon they're pretty much inseperable. Tabs ends up staying months after any threat is gone mostly cause King Tarthur just can't say no to his daughter (Annabelle is a daddy's girl fight me on this) but he's also old and getting sicker and they're not sure how things will go if/when he dies. And then he dies.

The thing is they can't really afford to wait very long to crown Annabelle and they can't really crown Annabelle until she finds a suitor because if she can't produce an heir her reign isn't secure. SO a few days after the funeral she's being pressured to pick a husband. She ends up being so unhelpful and avoidant about it (for SOME reason) that they have to just invite potential suitors to the castle to meet her face to face in the hopes it'll get her to pick one.

Now tabs wasn't there for the start of all of this cause the day after the funeral there's minor trouble at some of the borders (in my head it's like an early version of saccharina's gang) and she got sent off to help with that so she's gone for about a week and when she comes BACK Annabelle is on about day 3 of sitting in the throne room looking bored and refusing every guy that rocks up. For SOME reason.

So they have a little conversation once they let Annabelle go for the day and obviously Annabelle is like FINALLY I'm so glad you're back you have no idea how fucking awful it's been they're trying to make me choose a random guy i don't even know to marry. But Tabs is like what the fuck are you doing. You can't just refuse them all immediately that's 100% not how this works you're actively damaging your relationships with literally every important family in the country at the absolute worst time to do that you are going to start a coup.

It descends into a pretty nasty argument that I honestly do not know how to describe without fully writing it. It ends badly they're both heartbroken and angry and having an all round bad time things are said that can't really be unsaid and to make everything worse Tabs is woken up early the next morning by someone delivering an urgent letter saying she's to return to Candia asap because she's being given a new position. So yeah um she leaves without ever saying goodbye to Annabelle. Which is FUN AND COOL and I'm going to write a full fic about them it's going to have a proper ending where they meet again a decade later during the events of acoc and yeah. Sorry.

[prettypangolins]

What really sucks about gluten free stuff (apart from it never being as good as the original) is that it's often lumped in with dairy free/vegan and I'm just sitting here like whyyyyy where am I supposed to get protein from huh?? And my calcium for my thrice-at-risk-of-osteoporosis bones??? And have you ever tried vegan stuff/food made with dairy alternatives that aren't pure rice or coconut milk? They're gross! Macaroni cheese, but you're not allowed the fuckin cheese on top of not being able to have real pasta???? Hell. Nightmare. Gimme my DAIRY! I bet anyone with a dairy allergy isn't having fun with the gluten free side either. Yuck. And while I'm on a Rant, why the FUCK are you putting fuckin apple in the gluten free version of JAFFA CAKES?????? Just... why why why are they trying to cater to all these things at once. Terrible. The only overlap I'm thankful for is the nut free thing, bc if you're ever in a cafe or wherever their gluten free cake is 95% likely to contain nuts bc apparently anyone wanting gluten free is also a fuckin vegan and capable of eating nuts?? Bleh. Even the shit in shops is more often gluten & dairy free/vegan than it is gluten free & nut free. I'm dying here. I'm starving. I'm withering away and I'm full of spite and rage at the predatory pricing and the extorionate shit I have to face any time I want to eat food.

[phagodyke]

parkour was fun btw even if my hands are ripped to shreds now..... also one of the community leaders (who I admittedly have a baby crush on.... any pronoun dykes unite!!!!!) said he'd get me a free pair of lesbian flag laces for my trainers by the next jam <3 😭😭

[hxneylavendxr]

I want to hear about your experiments

i mostly will apply The Scientific Method to everything and anything that really does not need to be such an ordeal but i like to have fun

recent example: i like almond milk but my mother prefers oat milk and my brother likes dairy milk so we have all fucking three in the fridge, im thinking Gee i wanna try that pilk thing it's probably just like cream soda and i notice we have many a milk choices so i decide i need to make three glasses of pilk with one glass of dr. pepper (we never have pepsi so i was using dr. pepper) as my control so i can note differences in texture taste and color and test the commonly endorsed hypothesis that "pilk" was a vile creation to start with that is bad no matter what and at this point this isnt about trying out pilk anymore, no, this is about finding the optimal milk partner, if any, for dr. pepper

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

i had a dream last night that i was eating a plate of chicken, rice, and potatoes, and i was like, “wow!!!!! i guess i’m cured now!!!!” and then i woke up to remember that i do, indeed, have adult-onset allergies to chicken, rice, and potatoes :(

[orcelito]

Tfw ur like "I want a drink that will HURT"

My drink of the day is a ginger latte with brown sugar and cinnamon. And oat milk. With extra ginger.

Got a nice kick to it

[raspberrybluejeans]

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[monotonous-minutia]

I love Aubry Plaza she's hilarious but the got milk ads/campaign is so stupid. Why do you care what other people drink. There are a bazillion reasons someone might choose not to drink dairy milk and it's none of your business. Everyone is different. Is it hurting you? No? Then fuck off.

[kuiinncedes]

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[fictionz]

My one new resolution for the year is to eat vegetarian because I already consume protein as small cubes that look nothing like the living muscles they once were so a plant-based protein can accomplish the exact same thing.

[jawn-hextall]

You get into kink and you start hearing less and less about eating food off people.

[bandedbulbussnarfblat]

i ate this big piece of chocolate mousse cake today. ok technically it was two pieces, but they were sold in the same container, so it totally counts as one piece. except not to my stomach. i took 2 off the knock off lactaid pills. it did not matter. i feel like an imp has crawled it's way inside my asshole and set my innards on fire and is dancing in the ashes of what is left of my colon.

i will not learn from this.

[orcelito]

Someone the other day asked for our bubble tea "vegan option" and I was just like "? ...it's made with a soy-based creamer by default?" But he was like "No, the honey. I don't want honey." And I was just like. "......Ok."

Dude came in again today and he stank soooooo bad I literally nearly gagged. Bro apparently runs like a mile or some shit to get bubble tea as part of his exercise routine. & it's just like. OK Bro