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messrsrarchives · 19 hours ago

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i want to write a twdg au so fucking bad. so fucking bad just for clem and lee as remus and teddy. but then like,,, yk there's so many ROUTES you can take these things! i'd have to decide what route to take. and then it would just be s1 because what after that? who's aj? yk??? like it would just be s1 but it would just be my playthrough and then it would be like "here is this fic specifically crafted for me and only me"

but it would be fun to do like. alt endings? because we know how s1 ends and i could AHAHAH give that false sense of security with two endings and people (me, again this is made for me and me only) are like "wow i am sad i'll read this othe- AGAIN!?" and that'd be funny.

#i would have to erase everything really if i'm doing all seasons #for example like... aj?#aj could so easily be like.... one of the kids. i could make teddy raise like.... scorpius or albus or lily yk??? like thats an easy fix #you'd THINK but actually! no because then the parents have to be a thing and it's like.#okay so hinny. harry does not give alvin. and who would be carter? YK LIKE #it doesnt fit and then even like. who's kenny? actually never fucking mind it's sirius ofc it is #and then the whole dairy plot is just how many DEs can i name in one go really #but thennn we have kenny and jane and it's like... well who's jane?#because you probably think okay yeah bella works? right?#but THENNNNN you have to consider - who's luke? because luke is lovely. luke is not rodolphus.#side tangent: smash luke. 10/10.#but anyway essentially besides lee and clem being teddy and remus and kenny being sirius? there's not much to do #and even THAT is like. who the FUCK is duck then? yk??? harry? but then whos kat and YK WE JUST #IT DOESNT WORK OKAY THATS THE POINT IT DOESNT WORK #but cleem as remus and teddy works okay #is clem his bio kid? no. is teddy remus'? yes but you see now you're thinking about too much #and it's no longer a fun and whimsical little post is it #so that's where i am with this thought process #IT COULD ALTERNATIVELY BE LIKE.#effie is lee and clem is sirius #because then aj could be harry #but then we run into the same issues of like okay well alvin??? how is alvin james and rebecca lily?#and we fall into the same pit of oh this doesnt work at all if you actually look at it #because then remus would be kenny and OOOO DUCK WOULD BE TEDDY AND THEN KAT IS TONKS #but then like oh who's jane? and then whos luke? and then alvin and rebecca and carter?#how does that work if aj = harry? obvs jily but how if effie? and then carter as barty? bartylily? LIKE WHAT DO WE DO #but anyway thats my 4am ramble for you #it doesnt work but i enjoyed thinking about it

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