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[freyadragonlord]

I read 4 books by straight white man this year i think I met my yearly quota...... I can just Not anymore now.... I did my diversity reading

[b33-fus]

Okay chat I meant to make this as a joke but i got so carried away oh my god ihhfwriuhfrw8huwfrihuc

I wanted to draw the like jesus candle thing with Kim so j could print it out and put it on a candle like funny haha kim shrine

But like I fuck with this so hard dude I'm proud of it

My commissions are opennnnnnnn just sayinnnnnn

[teddybeartoji]

toji tells you “does puppy wants a treat???!!!! ･ﾟ✧ (っ´▽｀)っ” before fucking your throat

AAAAHHHHH🥴🥴🥴🥴 NONNIEEEE YOU GET MEEE OH MY GOD THIS MADE ME FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKK he taps the tip on your tongue while staring down at you with half-lidded eyes and a smirk.... mmmmm he waits until you actually say that you want it because just a nod will never be enough for him.. he tugs on your leash until your nose is buried in his pubes, your eyes watering as you take him down your throat like a good pup🥴🥴🥴🥴

[mushed-kid]

had to draw him myself as well

[peachdues]

Rengoku was correct, Japanese sweet potatoes are superior

[yellowistheraddest]

fun fact: i eat potatoes raw, since childhood. one day i will die, it will be the potatoes

[mauveberries]

thinking about voldemort and harry accidentally traveling back in time together. it would be so funny.

in the final duel, instead of voldemort dying, they're transported back outside the orphanage where tom riddle was born, like, 6 months ago. and while harry's Really Fucking Confused and disoriented, voldemort is having a full blown existential crisis staring at the baby in the crib that's labelled "T.M.R"

and harry's distraught! why wasn't voldemort dead?! why can't this man die??? and passerbys are staring at them, because voldemort is still this snake-faced monster and harry's clothes are torn and he's covered in blood and grime.

and then they realise that they can't go back. at all. so both harry and voldemort start internally freaking out. in their own ways.

harry should be terrified that voldemort's going to kill him, but he'd expected that already hadn't he? but voldemort isn't paying attention to him. he's staring, transfixed at the orphanage building.

and before harry knows it, voldemort's out the door of the orphanage holding a baby. he's about to throw the child into the river and let it drown when harry disrupts him all like, "wtf are you doing???" and snatches the baby back.

and then harry realises the baby is also voldemort. that means they've traveled back to 1927!

harry feels faint, but he can't even catch a break because the baby opens its eyes and starts bawling.

voldemort snatches it back and it stops crying immediately, staring up into his ruby red eyes unblinkingly. harry is torn between feeling amused that the only person baby tom likes is his future self and worried that voldemort's going to try and kill the baby again because he's insane, right?

and then voldemort starts striding away. harry's like, "where are you going?" and runs after him. a hex hits harry in the stomach and he's paralyzed except for his face. he can still talk. voldemort keeps striding away from him.

and harry's just worried that he's going to kill the baby. "yeah, well, last time you tried to kill a baby, it didn't really end well," he says. voldemort stops in his tracks. when he turns, his face is contorted in fury.

and then he's walking towards harry, furious, "you're going to regret that," he growls.

the baby in his arms giggles.

(and then co-parenting happens and in the midst, voldemort discovers that he does, indeed Like harry potter, and harry's been pining for years atp.)

(and also tom grows up and he doesn't turn into a dark lord, he becomes the minister instead and marries walburga because tom/walburga is cute to me 🫶)

[saltpepperbeard]

Better alive than dead.

[daily-suyao]

[bilolli]

Good/Evil art style.

[rainxdewsupremacy]

AUUAUUAGYAUH7- I SAW THE GHOBIE TI WAS AMAXING I LOVED IT I LOVED IT SO MUCH MMMMMM. I ATE UP EVERYONE OF THOSE MOUNGAIN MOMENST LIKE- OM MNOM NOM NOM

[minty-bubblegum]

IM GONNA BUST LOOK AT THEM

[dubacheryking]

seriously i have NOT thought abt losers club ot7 enough. my god. the world has opened before my eyes.

[teddybeartoji]

i should really learn how to tattoo myself at home huh...

[enevera]

mm i think my mental health has been declining rapidly the past few weeks hahaa

[femmesandhoney]

my big three is kinda killer in my opinion tho like aqua sun libra moon pisces rising shes kinda lit