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maiooo-0 · 3 days ago

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This is the kind of artist I am. Sorry to disappoint 🧍

#x men #logurt #kurt wagner #logan howlett #i dont have a healty way to say #“i love them”#so killing them with rocks #also going to my inner most favorite activity #drawing fav characters with ears #took me long enough

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titanofthedepths · 2 years ago

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Society if people stopped using “he” for characters that use they/them or it/its

#im mostly thinking abt p03 but ive seen it so fucking many times #like i am going to kill you with a rock. ok #like as an nb person who uses he/him as part of its pronouns. if a character is canonically they/them or it/its dont fucking wipe that

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moeblob · 1 month ago

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I love them! So much!

#detroit become human #kara ax400 #luther tr400 #i love them so much and have something planned for luther in the hes a 10 but series #i may have spent a lot more time on this than i planned (aka two! doodles!)#but you know what 100% worth it i love them and i love him supporting womens wrongs and and #i got so emotional the first time i saw his status updated to family im like crying over this family #also kara having the ability to not only die in almost all her chapters but also kill in almost all her chapters #like girl please i love you and i love that you are willing to be rational and not let luther kill a guy returning a glove #but also you are unhinged and i love you there is no downside to kara i love her #also she gets to not only be a blonde menace but she rocks brown and black and white hair??#truly a lady who can do anything is2g #this suggestion added a year to my life cause it was technically the first one received #even though its the second i drew - i got it first

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sualne · 8 months ago

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clothes!!!

#monkey d luffy #trafalgar law #eustass kid #one piece #my art #described in alt text #first one wanted to draw luff in my clothes and ended up drawing him in whatever instead so a few weeks later finally got around #to drawing the captain trio in my clothes! yeay!!#law's fit is one of my default non work outfit. luffy's is usually what i look like in summer (though i dont wear my short short out of the #house lol or long socks in summer that'll kill me) and kid got an outfit ive never worn as is. cant wear the green shirt for reasons #but if was shaped like him i would wear it all the time. and obviously. gave them some of my rocks #secret modern au #<- for the first one though kid does dress sort of like that at some point

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abombihoney · 1 year ago

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she's so fucking mean 2 me

#my art #hk #godseeker #the little knight #Translation of her insults:#You're short. You're so short the only reason that god hasn't struck you down is he can't tell you apart from the dirt.#You look like a carpet fucked a nerd #You make my house worse by being it cause ur short and ugly #Stop looking at me with them big ol eyes #You're a cringe ass nae nae baby #You make me wanna puke #You're not even good enough to be the dirt i walk on #Your face looks like an ugly rock #You're ugly. You're disgusting. I gonna kill you. I hate you. Give me 200 dollars.#q #hollow knight

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lbhslefttiddie · 2 months ago

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"Shen Jiu, you really are a demon!"

in which yue qi saves an injured fox kit, which turns out to be an young fox demon. once he's recovered enough strength, he adopts a human form so that he can talk to yue qi properly, but ends up being caught by the slave traders as well. Since he can change form, it would be pretty easy for him to escape, but if he's discovered as a demon he'll never be able to return, and he has no home or family anyways, so he decides he would rather stay and help qi-ge, who will probably get himself killed without someone to stop him from doing stupid shit.

when shen jiu saves yue qi from death by horse carriage, and subsequently is bought by qiu jianluo, fairly quickly qjl realizes he is not human, and delightedly gifts him with a enchanted collar, which renders him unable to chnage forms, stuck in him demonic form and unable to change to full fox or full human shape. like this, he cannot leave the qiu manor at all without immediately giving himself away, even if qjl hadnt also locked him up. like this, he has no choice but to wait until yq makes his way back to the qiu manor at last, but when he's finally freed, he's initially almost feral from how he's been treated, and very nearly kills yqy...

#qijiuweek2024 #partial nudity #qijiu #svsss #arts #shen jiu #yue qingyuan #79 or as i like to call it an excuse to spend an entire week spitballing fun ideas for 79 aus #and also playing around with art techniques #i think its fun to entertain aus sometimes where sj does wait long enough for yq to make it back to him #because it dont think it would have magically absolved them of Issues actually #both still coming out of this with grievous amounts of trauma #yqy still will agonize over how his actions made him so late when xiao was suffering so much #im undecided if yq KNOWS sj is a demon before he comes back #on one hand. the angst of sj not wanting qi ge to find out he's a demon on top of everything else #on the other hand i think its so fucking funny to imagine how yue “xiao jiu was only kidding when he tried to kill you with a rock” qi #would happily defend his now Literally A Demon Xiao Jiu

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pigswithwings · 6 months ago

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you will hear my strong opinions about the care and keeping of fish today by the lord

#pig originals #i hate it when incredibly small tanks are advertised as being for goldfish or betta fish or something #especially goldfish because goldfish can get SO big SO fast!!! and you have to house them correctly llease #if you put that critter in a 3 gallon so help me god im killing you evil style.#THE DECORATIONS TOO. why is the gravel on the bottom always some eye watering color do you Think your betta wants to live at chuck e cheese?#where are the plants i have honestly seen some horrifically decorated tanks like put some fucking plants in there !!!#not just spongebons house i get that the little plasticine houses are cute but the fish will Not hide in those. or like those.#you Have to add something nice for them you Have to give them plants you Have to let them hide in places #like so many people genuinely dgaf about the fishs quality of life at the fuck all theyll put down some rocks and a single structure #NO!!!!!!!!!! NO ILL KILL YOU just because fish are small and cannot speak does NOT mean they dont deserve a good life

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crimson-nail · 6 months ago

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same guy

#THIRD TIMES GOTTA BE THE CHARM #charlie’s art #more tristamp knives trimax lr shenanigans #they’re so funny to me. ok. i like them a lot #smug angry bastard covering his crippling fear with anger doesn’t know what to do in this situation #scream and cry? commit violence? lots of violence? bluescreen until the problem fixes itself?#a big guy gets defeated by an even Bigger two guys like #like rock paper scissors #waoh… cowboy hat…#bonus points when the bigger guy is friendly but could still kill you. and is a little bit bonkers too.#there’s nothing going on in that albino hedgehog’s noggin except a microwave him and thoughts of a spring wedding #lr looks so good in green.#trigun maximum #trigun stampede #millions knives #nai saverem #livio the double fang #razlo the tri punisher of death #klr #knivio #tripknives #*hum not him

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doloneia · 3 months ago

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speaking as a fatherless son here i think both telemachus and diomedes got fatherless son behavior but its in different ways. like diomedes is old enough to remember his fathers death he probably wandered his household and fields looking for him because he knew something was missing but telemachus. telemachus always had that missing yknow? there was never a time from his childhood where he remembers his fathers voice or embrace and so its both less noticable and more isolating if that makes sense. diomedes could remember tydeus as a larger-than-life, blurry figure faded in his memory but telemachus had to rely on stories and himself to cobble an imagined man out of scraps. he literally does this in book one. do you think he tried to find odysseus in his face? in himself? and always coming up short?

#the imagining odysseus rocking up to kill all the suitors in book one is probably the biggest fatherless behavior moment in literature ever #like fuck yeah we do a little bit of escapism sometimes!! as a treat!!#and then his dad really shows up and does that. like shit telemachus live your best life!!!! ignore that near-civil war it aint about them #diomedes meanwhile is being crushed by the weight of his fathers legacy and trying to live up to this faint figure he remembers #that towered over him and then disappeared forever and left this gaping hole in his life yknow #i based the idea of him wandering the halls off a personal anecdote of my brother but feel free to take it and run with it if you so desire #actually all of this is based off personal experience who am i kidding. its projection hours babey!! and always on these two #diomedes #telemachus

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izel-scribbles · 3 months ago

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just finished malevolent relisten. needless to say the obsession has been rekindled tenfold its previous magnitude

#im so fucking isnane about this podcast #ok notable reactions:#john.. Oh my god. It’s so insane to go back and hear how much he’s changed in the way he talks and reasons and treats arthur #i love you john doe malevolent #fav trans allegory ever!!!!!#definitely relate to him a normal amount (liar voice)#and then. S2. I really need to make that animatic with lonesome dreams #godddd i forgot how painful the ep18 divorce was #and then!!!! the canna mentions helping noel escape!!! completely forgot about that part #s3. oh my god. absolute fav season. soooo many crazy moments.#like coda??? “You want him back.” “I want him safe.” You want him baaack.” “I want him back”#KAYNE I FUCKING HATE THAT RAT BASTARD.NEED TO BASH HIS HEAD IN WITH A ROCK BUT HES A FREAK AND HED ENJOY IT SO I CANT #piece od shit #and then 23/24??????? arthur’s happy cry-laugh???? dead #part 25. “I killed myself. For a voice in my head. Do you know how mad that sounds?” what if IIII killed myself #26. god. Then 27. And 28. Literally my fav season ever #followed closely by s4 #ohhhh my god i forgot how hot the butcher is like genuinely #i completely forgot prelude somehow???? giggling kicking my feet twirling my hair the whole time #i need to be this homicidal gay irishman hes so hot oh my god #the 29 divorce. with the movie lmaoo #i need to draw them going on a night out and seeing a movie and getting dinner and drinks and dancing and (gets shot)#gooddddd i remember listening to 31 for the first time and being so fucking confused #PART 33. HIT ME RIGHT IN THE EMOTIONS. OH MY GOD. BELLA SALTZMAN I COULD’VE TREATED YOU SO MUCH BETTER #34….. i can’t speak about 34 without barking and howling like a rabid dog #dog. Is that a butcher refere(gets shot for the third time)#NOELLLLLL MY DARLING WIFE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH #this has just inspired me to keep writing hofth with ella tbh #lowkey don’t even get the obsession with oscar tho i can’t be talking #to each their own or whatever

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kinokoshoujoart · 5 months ago

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scribbles based on my Another Wonderful Life file where i discovered Rock and Nami showing up together at Vesta’s farmhouse late at night on multiple occasions to cause various types of chaos and disturbance and havoc until Marlin and Vesta’s bedtime (which they both announce in unison to kick everyone out) this included

Rock levitating and attempting to rizz up vesta

Nami making a beeline for Celia’s room where she stands around making very subtle remarks (celia isn’t even in her room)

Marlin Enduring

haunting crime scene photos of the shenanigans:

#bokumono #my art #harvest moon #rock tumbling (sos)#hm anwl #harvest moon a wonderful life #hm awl #story of seasons #harvest moon another wonderful life #rock (awl)#cora clownposting content #nami (awl)#marlin (awl)#awl pony #sos awl #story of seasons a wonderful life #hmanwl #for some reason i’m very amused when people visit each other in awl #levitating rock reminded me of mystery of the druids somehow. hence lowryposing #marlin is halligan coded. to me #rock and marlin were both on the murders squad when they lived in the city and fought for dominance over the pair of scissors #(the scissors don’t belong to either of them)#marlin’s myriad health issues come from his diet of pitza and cigarettes and straight medical alcohol #also the last picture is inspired by a very suspicious line vesta says in response to seeing the milker #which somehow sounds worse in japanese because of the phrasing #instead of ‘planning to milk me?’ she’s like ‘are you trying to squeeze mine?’#anyway. rock would take her ‘i’d like to see you try!’ literally and then get killed i think #i’m sorry (not sorry enough)#after analyzing everyone’s dialogue very scientifically i once again feel that the girls anwl lines have 1000% more bittersweet yearning #(no bias in analysis at all) i can’t explain it their lines obviously were targeted at me to make me long for them

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mo-ok · 3 months ago

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🤍 the final batch 🤍

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#sentai #gaoranger #zyuohger #dairanger #kakuranger #king ohger #magiranger #kyoryuger #gekiranger #changeman #carranger #3 kyoryugers on one page 😑😑😑. 3 gekirangers on one page 🥰🥰🥰#signalman is writing you a ticket (booooooo)#ken my beloved i forgive him for everything he's ever done but also i AM killing him with a rock #rio and mele are here because i wanted them to be together (it did hurt me to leave them off the black and green sets ngl)#i drew bald tessai cause bald tessai is so FUCKING funny to me thank you for your understanding #i cant believe i've done them all....#imma redo the reds in the same smaller brush they look so out of place next to all the others lmao #and then once they're up to snuff with everyone else i will post a big gushy masterpost <3 <3 <3 #2024 art tag

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grand-line-shenanigans · 5 months ago

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Yippee!!

#golden kamuy #sugiyuu #thats the ship name yes?#sugimoto saichi #ogata hyakunosuke #hanazawa yuusaku #asirpa #shiraishi yoshitake #hah take that ogata. sugimoto the immortal fucked your brother #happy pride month losers #my art #doodles #sketchy #UN-DOOMS YOUR NARRATIVE. YUUSAKU LIVES #i want to see a fic in which ogata keeps trying to kill hisbrother but no matter what yuusaku keeps coming back. ogata meets the eyes of his #smiling brother who the night before ogata had pinned down and bashed with a rock and #those same eyes met his splattered with blood before going empty. those same eyes which now gleam with happiness looking at #the brother who slaughtered them. over and over. not afraid. not knowing. does he know? is yuusaku coming back and back again to torment #ogata? is he doing it on purpose? are those sweet doe eyes real or just a mask? why does he still look at ogata like he hung the moon and #stars? doesnt he know? doesnt he see ogatas hands are stained red with his own blood? doesnt he doesnt he doesnt he #it would be so good. mayhaps some day i shall write it..............

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bumblingbabooshka · 4 months ago

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People usually put T'Pring as a science officer in a Starfleet AU but the all-win strategy she employed in Amok Time is amazing, praised as 'flawlessly logical', and she thought up most of it on the fly - that screams tactical to me. She's not a fighter though, so Stonn usually accompanies her. Stonn is there as the only redshirt who never gets killed [bc he listens to T'Pring more than he listens to his commander, gets in trouble bc of it.] [Patreon | Commissions]

#T'Pring/Stonn #Stonn/T'Pring #T'Pring #Stonn #TOS #star trek tos #st tos #T'Pring: -being held at phaserpoint by some random villain- ....#Villain: [evil cackle] What's wrong girlie? Cat got your tongue? <- Stonn is behind him with a large rock #T'Pring & Stonn work best together do NOT separate!! T'Pring WILL get her ass captured and Stonn WILL immediately break command to get her #neither of them care much about being Starfleet officers - T'Pring has her own agenda and Stonn's agenda is being with T'Pring #so they don't really care about being reprimanded UNFORTUNATELY #bea art tag #who would you rather listen to?? boring old commander who gets people killed #or your beautiful secret fiancee who keeps you alive with her plans??

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insanesonofabitch · 7 months ago

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8x10 Torn & Frayed one line schedule | 8x11 LARP & The Real Girl production draft script | 8x09 Citizen Fang | 8x10 Torn & Frayed transcript | 9x08 Rock and a Hard Place

Good fucking morning.

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akane022 · 1 month ago

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can you all imagine if excalibur was the only way for merlin to die on? excalibur, forged on a dragon's breath and meant only for arthur, the sword that killed arthur's bane and merlin's shadow and could not protect arthur would also be merlin's end

#merlin bbc #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #i was reading a fic #[ uther discovers about merlin's magic and in a dark comedy way they try to find a way to kill merlin bc he just . won't. die .#and arthur discovers both of them almost at the same time they start their experiments so -#the idea of one of them realizing they never really tried to kill merlin with a magic sword and arthur heards it and tries dismiss it #/but is a magic sword/ and at the last moment he puts himself between merlin and the blade/#injured and blowing about his eavesdropping #but he couldn't really let merlin be killed and the fear in his gut that this time it could take... arthur couldn't do it #and so this idea that excalibur could kill merlin was an interesting concept #because was is this is how exacalibur found his way once again into the rock? merlin killed himself on it lol #and said rock dissapears once again into the woods until the once and future king rised again-#so you have to find the rock THE STONE GODDAMINT and then you have to take it out and merlin would also come back #because he was just sleeping waiting for his king n.n ]

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