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thatmooncake · 2 years ago

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He won the no-bell prize ⭐️

#fnaf #fnaf ruin #moondrop #sundrop #fnaf moon #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf ruin dlc #fnaf ruin spoilers #fablesketches #get it?#kind of a work in progress but I dunno how long it’ll take to draw the background #so instead have this joke

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blaithnne · 3 months ago

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Live Mel reaction

#no one in this damn city can last two seconds without her smh #I can’t believe this is my first ever arcane fanart lmao #look the finale airs tomorrow and this joke won’t make sense anymore after that point so it’s gotta be done now #I don’t have TIME a to study the the art style and create a meaningful homage to one of the greatest animiated series ever made #this is what you get instead #it’s funny cause her canon response will be ‘’:( I’m sorry jayce. he was a good friend and a great man’’ at BEST #cause even tho she canonically likes him they’ve had like no direct interactions so nothing more would make sense #but an enby can dream #arcane #arcane spoilers #arcane season 2 #arcane season 2 spoilers #mel medarda #jayce talis #viktor arcane #art #my art #digital art #fanart #doodle #drawing #sketch #shitpost #meljay #jayvik #meljayvik

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wojtekaneko · 6 months ago

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That's how it went

#tma #the magnus archives #tma podcast #magpod #mag 160 #tma spoilers #tma s4 #tma season four #jonathan sims #elias bouchard #my stuff #thats all i could think of after hearing elias talk abt jon being an archive #all jokes aside it makes me so sad and crazy to think abt it #like theres a lot in tma about losing ones humanity #and jons choices surely contribute to him losing it as well #but for the most part its him being dehumanised by others #well mostly elias and his plans of creating an archive of fear #jon going from 'a person having a position (the head archivist)' -> 'a person being a position (the archivist)' and finally to 'a position #(an archive)#its just so sad #and the fact that it ties with him losing bodily autonomy and being viewed like an object instead of a person #im dead on the floor crying #okay im done sorry #tma shitpost

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bumblebeebats · 2 months ago

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Just watched the episode of Leverage where Nate chooses not to kill his notorious conman of a father and instead forces him to leave town and sail back to Galway and i gotta say.... you know all those "cozy murder mystery" series where some sleepy rural town is inexplicably besieged by murders? I always used to wonder, what the hell is going down in Badger-upon-Twyne that's causing so much damn crime, but now I know. This is presented in the show like some kind, honorable thing, like oh, yes, I'm sure ol' Jimmy "Felonies Georg" Ford will stop doing crime once he's back in Ireland - why on earth would you assume that!! You've just unleashed this hardened Bostonian gangster upon the innocent sheep and also people of County Galway! Like, don't get me wrong, Galwegians, I'm not trying to say you're pushovers or anything, but i once saw a news article about the police trying to 'clamp down on organized crime' in the city and it said they were on the hunt for a dangerous gang consisting of *checks notes*.... four people. Jimmy Ford is going to own Ballynahinch castle by the end of the week. He's going to start smuggling in cocaine on the little dolphin tour boats. He's going to wreak more havoc on the local ecosystem than an outdoor cat on a nature reserve. YOU DIDN'T SOLVE IT, NATE. YOU HEAR ME, NATE? PEEPAW'S ON HIS WAY TO MAKING GALWAY THE MURDER CAPITAL OF EUROPE.

#dw im from Scotland where we also have more sheep than people so im allowed to make 'more sheep than people' jokes #i haven't finished leverage yet so no spoilers. i genuinely hope they come back to this plot point one day lmao #Nate realizes that simply shipping your problems to ireland doesn't work #they just start breaking people's kneecaps over there instead #leverage

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puppetmaster13u · 4 months ago

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Prompt 352

“Mother, I crave violence,” a small child interrupts the video call, practically clambering up into Nightingale’s chair. They look around five or so, with white hair and red eyes. Albino perhaps?

“Ah, apologies, let me take care of this real quick,” Nightingale turns the microphone off when he gets a few acknowledging noises, picking the small child up and moving them from the room.

“Cute kid,” Barry acknowledged from behind his coworker’s head, having been helping move things. Actually, the kid looked kind of familiar, though from where, who knew. Hard to remember everything with how fast his thoughts usually went. “I didn’t know Nightingale was a father…”

Then again the specialist was notoriously private, and set most meetings online thanks to some sort of medical conditions. So he supposed it would make it easier to be a stay at home dad if he was there already…

#Prompts #DCxDP #DPxDC #Mom Danny #Dad Danny #De Aged Dan #Well at least physically and using it to be a lil shit on purpose #Eternal Trio #Danny goes by Nightingale instead of the extra long combined name for work #You can’t tell me specialists wouldn’t exist in DC where there’s a bunch of supernatural & alien stuff everywhere #Danny specializes in scenes that have ecto or other realms energy/goops/etc #He’s not lying when he says medical conditions either what with the whole heartbeat/scars/etc #Ellie is also around she’s just out with Sam #Valerie is Ellie’s Godmother #Tucker professionally tests firewalls and similar & has a side streaming job #The people think Jordan is joking when he says he craves violence but he’s dead serious #He’s never been so annoyed than when he found out his ghost form has also been de-aged and he’s Tiny

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the-meme-monarch · 2 months ago

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edit: woe finished version upon ye here⬅️

YAY im either. 1/3 or 1/2 way though now i think

delilah and shrimpo are my favorite characters. the animatic is Not about Either of them but I kinda didn’t want to just post the video on its own since it’s Not Done Yet

#the art gallery #progress #dandys world #dandy’s world #fully aware that if shrimpo was canonically aromatic it’s probably be considered bad rep HDHDHDHSJDJ #but I like him and im aromatic therefore i make him aromantic #it’s not Necessary to the understanding of that one comic there but i had a prev drawing that’s supposed to be Why shrimpo hates looey So M #So Much More and it’s just. shrimpo Used to hate him a normal amount and then looey made a joke abt shrimpo having a crush on him #edit:#either i typoed it as aromatic instead of aromantic twice or it autocorrected #and considering this is Me we’re talking about I don’t know which is funnier #i mean i hope i also smell nice. i imagine shrimpo would smell like boiled shrimp

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zukkaoru · 26 days ago

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motivational poster for when you, too, need a dazai osamu in your brain speaking words of wisdom to help you through times of trouble

#edit; THE IRONY IS THE JOKE. PLEASE STOP TELLING ME THIS IS IRONIC COMING FROM DAZAI. I KNOW IT IS I MADE IT THAT WAY ON PURPOSE #bsd 121 #bsd spoilers #dazai osamu #bsd #i don't have anything of use to say after this chapter rn so take this instead #hello grace here

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scintillatingshortgirl19 · 1 year ago

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i think im having a stroke

#what is happening. what am i watching. where am i #anyway i am mostly incoherent but i have. a thought or two #this man is so repressed that he skipped right over the part where a guy can't handle any suggestion that he might be gay #instead our boy gregory is getting ahead of everyone (including and especially himself)#by joking about being gay and specifically about being in love with wilson #because hey! that must mean he couldn't possibly be repressed :)#he's just that secure in his straightness :)#...#...yeah #house md #hilson #house season 2 #the mistake #op #house 2x8

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umblrspectrum · 4 months ago

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my text disappeared here when i posted. what happened

#annyways whats the deal with the panicau. im not talking about like popularity or anythin g #why does n have the evil triangle solver and uzi is a ghost thats evil but also not and theres teeth??? in visor??????#i dont understand anything about it but the artstyle looks cool so i can ignore that #havent drawn this large in a while but i needed to do it for the pc screen to not be Totally crushed #a little crushing is ok. as a treat #i think i took this idea from a post i saw once but i cannot find it again for the life of me #and very intelligent prior me decided not to link it to myself so. lost media #still trying to figure out how i want to draw drone heads slash visors and have been since i started drawing md stuff #losing it #spent like an hour trying to draw something else before giving up and doing this instead #if youre lucky ill actually do it eventually #art #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #serial designation n #do i even tag mdpanic?? does this count???#constantly afraid ill mess up tagging #which is something you can do and i might be doing #and also thats a joke. hopefully

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poorlydrawninstarsandtime · 6 months ago

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the humble conkroch

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#in stars and time #isat #poorly drawn isat #isat loop #bug tw #insect tw #i guess??????????????#just in case.#thought of this a couple days ago and it wont leave my head. so now you have to look at it #almost wrote loop instead of look. loop at it.#(spoilers past this tag)#something something joke abt how siffrin initially thinks loop is a pest and loop is also nigh immortal. idk #and also how loop views themself as clearly expendable and worthless when they were (and still are) just a creature trying to survive

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tibby-art · 1 year ago

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canon event for me

#cub is soooo cool hes like come to my museum and look at my trinkets and martyn is like Hell Yeah!!!!#cubfan135 #martyn inthelittlewood #hermitrcraft #inthelittlewood #my friend and i have a joke from a time a group of us went to a barnes & noble #she was getting bored and i was getting overstimulated so she asked me if i wanted to go the toy aisle instead #so now we joke about ‘going to the toy aisle’ when were bored oberstimulated understimulated etc and want to go do something else #and cub and martyn basically went to the toy aisle #to me #art tag

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starry-bi-sky · 8 days ago

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have just recently decided that Danny's nickname (one of them at least) for Dick in the blood blossom au should be "Bobby"

why bobby? Robin -> Rob -> Robert -> Bob -> Bobby

this confuses. so. many. people. who do not know the origin behind the nickname. It's the same kind of bizarre, seemingly unconnected nickname that Bruce has, where Danny calls him "Buzz."

#danny fenton is not the ghost king #blood blossom au #dpxdc #danny Does Not elaborate Ever on why he calls dick 'bobby' other than to his siblings. although just like with bruce he *does* need to #decide which identity gets the 'bobby' nickname. Like Danny doesn't call bruce 'buzz' with the cowl on since its so personalized that it #wouldn't be hard to connect two and two together. and im torn between having it either be robin or dick that gets it. it'll prolly end up #being dick that gets the 'bobby' nickname since bruce has 'buzz' as a civvies nickname. its only right. likewise. Robin now gets the #'duck' nickname instead of Dick. dick being called 'bobby' is also my (and danny's) way of keeping 'robin' as a familial and affectionate #nickname without risking or exposing his secret identity as robin. a little inside joke for just the two of them :]#btw Danny calls Bruce 'Buzz' because Bruce -> B -> Bees -> Buzz. and also Buzz Aldrin the Astronaut.#danny: bobby | dick: yeah? | everyone else (sans bruce): ??????#similarly: nightingale: duck | nightwing: yeah | everyone else (sans batman): ???????

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lazylittledragon · 2 months ago

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not to be Anxious on main but i've got my performance review for my apprenticeship in a few weeks to see if they're going to keep me on permanently and i am gently shitting myself hnhhhhh

#ramble #tl:dr almost done with my training so i have to talk with my mentor next month to find out if i get a probationary period/permanent space #i knew it was going to happen but also NERVOUS #i don't think i've done TERRIBLY???? i haven't permanently fucked anyone's body and my hygiene is fine so that's probably good #i haven't even really had any HARSH criticism i'm just worried that she's been saving it all up until now lmao #the thing that i'm worried is going to fuck me is that i don't have enough self confidence and that doesn't look very good #everyone jokes that i need a 'sorry' jar instead of a swear jar akdfhdfh #if there isn't space for me it's not the end of the world bc they said they'll connect us with another shop but also. i really like it here

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egophiliac · 1 year ago

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I love the idea of teenage Malleus hating his new baby brother Silver but slowly falling for him

words cannot express how much I adore that Mal's reaction to seeing a human baby for the first time was "the fuck is this. why does it look like that. gross." (then he immediately got stuck on babysitting duty and the rest is history)

I am SUCH a sucker for that trope of "non-humans being fascinated by normal human behavior", so between that and all the delicious angst going on I was eating VERY well. >:) Malleus being so impressed that two-year-old Silver can walk, because it took him twenty years to stand on two legs! Lilia barging in on the Zigvolts at 2 AM being like "he won't stop crying what do I do"! Lilia trying to feed Silver rats and Malleus being like "...please just stick with what the books say to feed it"! it is all so. chef's kiss.