#so instead have this joke | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

thatmooncake · 1 year ago

Text

He won the no-bell prize ⭐️

#fnaf #fnaf ruin #moondrop #sundrop #fnaf moon #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf ruin dlc #fnaf ruin spoilers #fablesketches #get it?#kind of a work in progress but I dunno how long it’ll take to draw the background #so instead have this joke

1K notes · View notes

blaithnne · 1 month ago

Text

Live Mel reaction

#no one in this damn city can last two seconds without her smh #I can’t believe this is my first ever arcane fanart lmao #look the finale airs tomorrow and this joke won’t make sense anymore after that point so it’s gotta be done now #I don’t have TIME a to study the the art style and create a meaningful homage to one of the greatest animiated series ever made #this is what you get instead #it’s funny cause her canon response will be ‘’:( I’m sorry jayce. he was a good friend and a great man’’ at BEST #cause even tho she canonically likes him they’ve had like no direct interactions so nothing more would make sense #but an enby can dream #arcane #arcane spoilers #arcane season 2 #arcane season 2 spoilers #mel medarda #jayce talis #viktor arcane #art #my art #digital art #fanart #doodle #drawing #sketch #shitpost #meljay #jayvik #meljayvik

9K notes · View notes

wojtekaneko · 4 months ago

Text

That's how it went

#tma #the magnus archives #tma podcast #magpod #mag 160 #tma spoilers #tma s4 #tma season four #jonathan sims #elias bouchard #my stuff #thats all i could think of after hearing elias talk abt jon being an archive #all jokes aside it makes me so sad and crazy to think abt it #like theres a lot in tma about losing ones humanity #and jons choices surely contribute to him losing it as well #but for the most part its him being dehumanised by others #well mostly elias and his plans of creating an archive of fear #jon going from 'a person having a position (the head archivist)' -> 'a person being a position (the archivist)' and finally to 'a position #(an archive)#its just so sad #and the fact that it ties with him losing bodily autonomy and being viewed like an object instead of a person #im dead on the floor crying #okay im done sorry #tma shitpost

5K notes · View notes

puppetmaster13u · 1 month ago

Text

Prompt 352

“Mother, I crave violence,” a small child interrupts the video call, practically clambering up into Nightingale’s chair. They look around five or so, with white hair and red eyes. Albino perhaps?

“Ah, apologies, let me take care of this real quick,” Nightingale turns the microphone off when he gets a few acknowledging noises, picking the small child up and moving them from the room.

“Cute kid,” Barry acknowledged from behind his coworker’s head, having been helping move things. Actually, the kid looked kind of familiar, though from where, who knew. Hard to remember everything with how fast his thoughts usually went. “I didn’t know Nightingale was a father…”

Then again the specialist was notoriously private, and set most meetings online thanks to some sort of medical conditions. So he supposed it would make it easier to be a stay at home dad if he was there already…

#Prompts #DCxDP #DPxDC #Mom Danny #Dad Danny #De Aged Dan #Well at least physically and using it to be a lil shit on purpose #Eternal Trio #Danny goes by Nightingale instead of the extra long combined name for work #You can’t tell me specialists wouldn’t exist in DC where there’s a bunch of supernatural & alien stuff everywhere #Danny specializes in scenes that have ecto or other realms energy/goops/etc #He’s not lying when he says medical conditions either what with the whole heartbeat/scars/etc #Ellie is also around she’s just out with Sam #Valerie is Ellie’s Godmother #Tucker professionally tests firewalls and similar & has a side streaming job #The people think Jordan is joking when he says he craves violence but he’s dead serious #He’s never been so annoyed than when he found out his ghost form has also been de-aged and he’s Tiny

2K notes · View notes

scintillatingshortgirl19 · 1 year ago

Text

i think im having a stroke

#what is happening. what am i watching. where am i #anyway i am mostly incoherent but i have. a thought or two #this man is so repressed that he skipped right over the part where a guy can't handle any suggestion that he might be gay #instead our boy gregory is getting ahead of everyone (including and especially himself)#by joking about being gay and specifically about being in love with wilson #because hey! that must mean he couldn't possibly be repressed :)#he's just that secure in his straightness :)#...#...yeah #house md #hilson #house season 2 #the mistake #op

7K notes · View notes

umblrspectrum · 1 month ago

Text

my text disappeared here when i posted. what happened

#annyways whats the deal with the panicau. im not talking about like popularity or anythin g #why does n have the evil triangle solver and uzi is a ghost thats evil but also not and theres teeth??? in visor??????#i dont understand anything about it but the artstyle looks cool so i can ignore that #havent drawn this large in a while but i needed to do it for the pc screen to not be Totally crushed #a little crushing is ok. as a treat #i think i took this idea from a post i saw once but i cannot find it again for the life of me #and very intelligent prior me decided not to link it to myself so. lost media #still trying to figure out how i want to draw drone heads slash visors and have been since i started drawing md stuff #losing it #spent like an hour trying to draw something else before giving up and doing this instead #if youre lucky ill actually do it eventually #art #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #serial designation n #do i even tag mdpanic?? does this count???#constantly afraid ill mess up tagging #which is something you can do and i might be doing #and also thats a joke. hopefully

522 notes · View notes

poorlydrawninstarsandtime · 3 months ago

Text

the humble conkroch

[id in alt]

#in stars and time #isat #poorly drawn isat #isat loop #bug tw #insect tw #i guess??????????????#just in case.#thought of this a couple days ago and it wont leave my head. so now you have to look at it #almost wrote loop instead of look. loop at it.#(spoilers past this tag)#something something joke abt how siffrin initially thinks loop is a pest and loop is also nigh immortal. idk #and also how loop views themself as clearly expendable and worthless when they were (and still are) just a creature trying to survive

527 notes · View notes

tibby-art · 1 year ago

Text

canon event for me

#cub is soooo cool hes like come to my museum and look at my trinkets and martyn is like Hell Yeah!!!!#cubfan135 #martyn inthelittlewood #hermitrcraft #inthelittlewood #my friend and i have a joke from a time a group of us went to a barnes & noble #she was getting bored and i was getting overstimulated so she asked me if i wanted to go the toy aisle instead #so now we joke about ‘going to the toy aisle’ when were bored oberstimulated understimulated etc and want to go do something else #and cub and martyn basically went to the toy aisle #to me #art tag

3K notes · View notes

egophiliac · 1 year ago

Note

I love the idea of teenage Malleus hating his new baby brother Silver but slowly falling for him

words cannot express how much I adore that Mal's reaction to seeing a human baby for the first time was "the fuck is this. why does it look like that. gross." (then he immediately got stuck on babysitting duty and the rest is history)

I am SUCH a sucker for that trope of "non-humans being fascinated by normal human behavior", so between that and all the delicious angst going on I was eating VERY well. >:) Malleus being so impressed that two-year-old Silver can walk, because it took him twenty years to stand on two legs! Lilia barging in on the Zigvolts at 2 AM being like "he won't stop crying what do I do"! Lilia trying to feed Silver rats and Malleus being like "...please just stick with what the books say to feed it"! it is all so. chef's kiss.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #(this is based on a very dumb in-joke and i apologize)#i promise i will (eventually) stop spamposting i am just still floating in a river of sheer delight from this update #god. the spoon scene is going to live in my brain forever #malleus having to be the one to teach sebek and silver basic magic because lilia was SO bad at explaining it 😭#also like...i had assumed mal didn't know who silver really is so it wasn't a surprise when lilia straight-up lied to his face about it #but now i can just SEE it hovering there on the horizon as a thing they're probably going to have to deal with at some point #like 'malleus doesn't know' is no longer a sort of general observation/theory and is instead now a very relevant Problem #ohohoho. splendid. things are going to get SO bad and i am going to be here clapping my stupid little hands at it all

2K notes · View notes

the-meme-monarch · 2 days ago

Text

YAY im either. 1/3 or 1/2 way though now i think

delilah and shrimpo are my favorite characters. the animatic is Not about Either of them but I kinda didn’t want to just post the video on its own since it’s Not Done Yet

#the art gallery #progress #dandys world #dandy’s world #fully aware that if shrimpo was canonically aromatic it’s probably be considered bad rep HDHDHDHSJDJ #but I like him and im aromatic therefore i make him aromantic #it’s not Necessary to the understanding of that one comic there but i had a prev drawing that’s supposed to be Why shrimpo hates looey So M #So Much More and it’s just. shrimpo Used to hate him a normal amount and then looey made a joke abt shrimpo having a crush on him #edit:#either i typoed it as aromatic instead of aromantic twice or it autocorrected #and considering this is Me we’re talking about I don’t know which is funnier #i mean i hope i also smell nice. i imagine shrimpo would smell like boiled shrimp

214 notes · View notes

itsamenickname · 2 years ago

Text

Bowser: *adjusts his bowtie before holding out his hand* Let's rule the world, together. Forever. Will you marry me?

Luigi: *staring at Bowser with an annoyed expression as he's tied to a chair and also wearing Peach's dress and wig*