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Bowser: *adjusts his bowtie before holding out his hand* Let's rule the world, together. Forever. Will you marry me?
Luigi: *staring at Bowser with an annoyed expression as he's tied to a chair and also wearing Peach's dress and wig*
#bowser#bowser nintendo#bowser my beloved#luigi#luigi nintendo#luigi my beloved#bowuigi#bowser x luigi#super mario#super mario bros#super mario movie#super mario bros movie#the super mario bros movie#mario movie spoilers#super mario movie spoilers#not sure if it counts as spoilers but I'll put the spoiler tags anyway#so fun fact: when I first saw that scene where Bowser was practicing his marriage proposal I thought we were going to have a Bowuigi moment#like no joke my dudes#after Bowser asked the big question I genuinely thought that it was going to pan to Luigi tied up in a chair (with an unamused expression)#you can imagine my disappointment when it instead panned to Kamek wearing Peach's dress and wig#now don't get me wrong while I did enjoy seeing Kamek crossdressing#it just would've been so much funnier and really adorable if Bowser was practicing his proposal to Luigi#especially since Luigi was barely in the movie at all#but that's a conversation for another day#maybe#anyway enjoy the Bowuigi scene that could've been but Nintendo and Illumination were too afraid to do :)
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shitpost based off of something that happened when I was watching my buddy play Chao Island smhhh
#the dilemma of the century#the whole joke stemmed from how my friend is super careful about what character interacts with her shadow chao so it evolves properly#or something like that idk#knuckles the echidna#shadow the hedgehog#sth#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sth chao#chao#chao resort island#fuck it dude knuxadow tag#knuxadow#my art
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Inglorious:
adjective. without courage or glory; dishonorable, shameful, or disgraceful. unknown or obscure.
#we have fun right?#Drawing two full pages to justify literally one of the panels#cw blood#art#the locked tomb#tlt#anastasia the first#samael novenary#listen if some dude who makes “your mom” jokes all the time blew up my cav I'd honestly be pretty pissed too#also i know it says part one and is like#two pages#thats cause i have more im doing that's related but its going to take me forever
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I love your art, and I really love how you did him, he's such a guy (he's my fav 💜)
I HONESTLY didn’t expect such a big reaction to the silly way I decided to draw Withered Bonnie this time, but so many of yall clocked it LMAO
#ask reply#IM GLAD YOU LIKE HIM BTW!#for context I drew him more boxy for fun#I thought it added to the joke he’s kinda just stand offish#dude is a tall brick of a guy#it’s similar to how I draw pixel Michael sometimes#just different shape language#so he was rounded and happy with Abby#more boxed and sharp with the toys#I think it’s silly#AGAIN I didn’t expect so many people to notice the difference but I’m sorta flattered too#like yall know how my arts look and how I draw certain characters#it’s sweet and ohh ohh the fear of being perceived and known LMAO#love yall tho 💜
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Closing Night Spoilers 😇
hai tumblr I havent posted in one billion trillion years this is me coming back because Closing Night gave me a dopamine rush and I crunched tjis stupid meme in like 3 hours ok Bye..
#🍮 my art#🍮 hyperfix#identity v#identity v fanart#idv violetta#identity v violetta#idv soul weaver#identity v soul weaver#idv mike morton#identity v mike morton#idv acrobat#identity v acrobat#dude so many tags im gonna barf#okay stop Ineed to wuit complaining#anyway I rlly like this result actually#hullabaloo made me cry#idv closing night#idv hullabaloo#digital art#artists on tumblr#follow me on bluesky btw heh#cw sui joke#almost forgot#but that should be all
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i never realized, in the beginning of weirdmaggedon 1, bill says that he's "been trapped inside my own decaying dimension." Ik a lot of people depict him like going other places after destroying his universe, but I guess that he really couldn't. that was the whole point of him trying to get ford to build the portal for him, so he WOULDN'T be stuck in the 2d dimension. everyone he met, he met through traveling through the nightmare dimension and the dreamscape. He'd never seen any of them in person.... which would mean that his physical self had to be stuck on euclydia, right??? that means every time he wasn't invading people's dreams, every time he woke up, he was right back at his home dimension where he killed everyone. Just kinda... i dunno, floating in space? like oh my fucking god, no wonder he was never able to get over it for millions of years. jesus christ yeah the guy needs therapy, every single one of his wounds are scabs that never got to even start the healing process.
#bill cipher#gravity falls#tbob#the book of bill#tbob spoilers#talkbox#just thoughts ig#like oh my goddddddd and fords like the first guy he ever talked to about like. anything.#he told his henchmaniacs but from the page on the website its pretty clear he spiced it up for them#i don't even think he told THEM that he killed them all right????#cus when they talk to time baby#time babys like BROOO HE KILLED EVERYONE HE KNEW#and they're all like ??? uh?? you said you liberated your dimension dude what the fuck#like he's not even telling his evil friends about the evil thing he did#issuuueeessssssssssssssssssssssssss#like obviously its shrouded in jokes bc bill is never fucking serious#but i do just think he really fucking hates himself more than anyone#awhhh boo hoo clap if you care
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yeah you support trans people but are you normal about trans men who choose to get pregnant
#i'm not a trans guy who evr wants to get pregnant but#the amount of queer ppl and other trans people i see joke around about like#how weird mpreg or men getting pregnant is#and use it as shock value shit#is really disheartening#like damn dude! it's almost like men CAN get pregnant and there IS a lot of men who choose to get pregnant !#they don't deserve any less respect for that#and their existence shouldn't be made into a joke#ik mpreg doesn't have a great history but like#it just weirds me out to see people treat the idea of men getting pregnant as something baffling#idk normalize it. stop treating it as some weird alien thing#my textbox#a little bit upset. sorry#discourse#pregnancy#<- for filtering
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Time limits and being late for dinner
Danny, pinned down by gunfire on top of a wounded red hood who caught him in his territory and chased him into a rivals warehouse:
"Hey hood, soo... hypothetically, if I was to remove your helmet how long is the detonation trigger?"
Jason starting to lose conciousness and slur from blood loss:
"Like half a second after it triggers, it'll blow before you can clear my head, why?"
"Cool, that gives me half a second to see why my sister is obsessed with your ugly ass!"
"What? Wait... who's your sis-"
*grabs Jason's head by the helmet and phases it straight off and through his body using the momentum to throw it towards a group of shooters in a single move*
[There's a loud bang and the shooters duck for cover as two go down screaming from the shrapnel]
"-ter... hey! How'd you do that?"
"Ugh, I was right, you remind me of Johnnie. Oh well, c'mon man, well be late. Not something you want to experience when jazz is waiting"
"Jazz... Wait! Are you kidding me, the bookworm Jazz, is your sister?"
Danny braced his arms across hoods chest under the arms like they were floating in water and leaned backwards, red hood and himself suddenly unburdened by gravity slid through the wall covering their backs and disappeared from sight (if not sound as Jason dazedly kept commenting on the cute girl he'd mistaken for babs and if she actually liked him back)
They were late, jazz was definately gonna be mad!
#meeting the future brother in law#danny trying to shut jason up so the shooters dont follow them home:#“shh dude or I'll start hitting on your sisters as payback... actually theyre hot... i might do that anyway!”#*sudden vice like grip around throat* “-glk please let go. it was a joke... mostly!”#anger management ship#jazz x jason#dannys soo gonna hit on spoiler and black bat to get hood back#my writing#dcxdp#dpxdc
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part 1 (on VA and being better than humans)
part 2 (on welt and being just a human)
#remember how in second eruption welt keeps getting covered in blood edgelord style whenever he fights??? yeah#wait first off#hi3#honkai impact 3rd#welt yang#void archives#voidwelt#my doodles#okay anyways. VA isnt human but they haven't been in a “human” body for very long so i reckon there's a lot of new experiences to make#and. i dont think he gets to be dignified enough NOT to be whiny about it. cmon. itd be so funny#second of all sure welt is human but that dude's real used to not giving a shit abt how he's doing and acting like a robot instead of a per#cuz he's got more “important” shit to do#(that's so fucking real of him man ME TOO BESTIE)#also as i told kai: that last panel is not a look of surprise or horror. i tagged this as voidwelt for a reason#i think we all know what kinda look this is#edit: and why tf would they be fighting sky people? why can they bleed? dont ask me im here to draw gay people covered in blood#edit 2: oh my god i didnt add the blood in the first panel. THATS WHAT THE JOKE REVOLVES AROUND???
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hey guys. runs into a wall
#ive been banging my head against a wall about these fucking idiots for the last six hours#tf#artists on tumblr#my art#transformers#doodles#transformers art#maccadam#starscream#soundwave#its so funny that the first time im drawing soundwave and shockwave was for a joke LMFAO#a joke that now in return has taken over my brain so.#shockwave#uh#wavewave#soundstar#shockstar#shocksoundstar#dude idk#shocksound#meow#transformers g1#first img soundwave is like gay panic but hes also Very concerned bc. why are you both being nice rn. whod you kill#erm. shoutout sounstarr on tiktok u got my brain#anyways i might be getting sick which rly fucking sucks ass#ravage#laserbeak#starwavewave#someone used that in a rb and ur actually a genius dude
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Aw, no. No, sweetie, no.
Garth. Baby boy. You are so stupid. Incredibly sweet but stupid. I can guarantee you that Roy would be better with an absentee Oliver Queen then he would be with RUDY AND MARY WEST.
Whooooo boy. This isn't- this isn't even, like, a writer just not knowing Wally's lore or whatever, this is MARK FUCKING WAID writing this. Do you comprehend what that means?? DO YOU?!?
That man in that kitchen is two seconds away at all times from going full Ted Bundy. I'm not even fucking joking. It is so insane how much I am not joking.
Wally's father is dangerous. He ran a work camp for children and planned on using land mines on them! He sold his son to a death cult!!! He hired a hitman to kill his wife!!!!!
But he's also really fucking good at playing the part of the 'normal suburban Dad' and that's what Waid is showing REALLY FUCKING WELL HERE. Rudy is playing his part and he's playing it well. Don't think I didn't notice Rudy dropping the coffee pot in front of Wally and fucking smirking when it 'magically' popped back up on the counter. This is a man who knows about his son's powers and is playing along. This man is a problem.
And I'm super excited to see how Waid plans for this story to progress.
#dude literally the fucking chills i got when Rudy dropped the coffee pot and Wally grabbed it at superspeed#i was like NO MY IDIOT SON WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?#then Rudy fucking joked about it#like??? WALLY RUN THE KILLER IS IN THE HOUSE! THE PHONE CALL CAME FROM THE KITCHEN!!!!#dc#dc comics#the flash#kid flash#wally west#garth of shayeris#world's finest teen titans#teen titans#titans#aqualad#tempest#rudy west#mary west
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“Can’t believe Orion Pax took a bullet for a dictator” guys he didn’t do it on purpose 😭😭😭 he jumped in front of D-16 and fully expected him not to shoot. It was just bad timing.
Orion Pax would not purposely take a bullet for a dictator but he WILL fight his friend over how best and when to kill a dictator. It’s not that he didn’t want Sentinel to face consequences, it’s just that he thought his friend was making a rash, bad decision, and Sentinel’s fate got caught in the crossfire.
#transformers#transformers one#tf#orion pax#tf one#I rly shouldn’t be tagging this because I hate discourse but I saw a weird take and I haven’t taken my meds#leftist infighting (joke)#Do not like people saying Orion Pax actually cared about Sentinel. Dude hated that guy.#But killing Sentinel puts you on the Offensive something he was not ready for#the mountain speaks#why does Megatron get to decide what happened to Sentinel. Personally I think they should’ve thrown him in a#mine tunnel and let it collapse on him <3#sentinel prime
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@vashmerylweek24 day 1 - Earring Exchange/Band AU
they give each other their earrings before a show for good luck :)
#trigun#vashmeryl#vash the stampede#meryl stryfe#nicholas d. wolfwood#livio the double fang#band!au#newtsdoodles#vashmerylweek2024#vashmerylweek#you have no idea how bad i wanted to make a 'livio the double bass' joke#but my dude is a techie#vash plays the most experimental edm#meryl does indie folk and can belt a note like its nobodies business#ww - classically trained musician. breaking into his own style.
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the finnish food tasting segment finally dropped and there is quite literally nothing funnier than maffhew who desires the approval and opinion of his great beloved captain in what he considers him an expert in aka finland so honestly does his opinion really matter in the grand scheme of things if sasha doesnt like said food?
match made in terrible eating manner heaven, amen
#matthew tkachuk#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#2425#“what. am i having. here. some fish 🤖” you can tell he was the funny kid who did quirky voices in class huh#sashas proper “herRING” because eng is his third language meet maffhews drawly midwestern“HERRIN'”#“DUDE I ACTUALLY LIKE THAT BETTER!!! no joke 😯” “...im not a fan...” (backpedals in people pleasing) “...youre not a fan...?”#“i dont like that one...still love your country though!” like we had any inkling youd suddenly hate your husbands country because of mustard#“barky hates this one so i dont know maybe my judgements wrong” girl who will dog on her boyfriend for being picky#but also wait im having second thoughts 🥺🥺#god disgusting give us more of these interactions#sasha so terribly in love with maffhew and viceversa...#every new video that releases about the 1619 date the more of a date it becomes truly
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(spoiler warning for the morph s2 tas plotline in caption and tags)
pov: your shapeshfter bf gets an evil brainworm imlanted in their head by their abusive manipulative adoptive dad so you gotta find em, and you go all the way to south america to find em disguised as a bartender, but when you tell em to come back to you, they start a fight n fuck with your head by insulting you while shifted into your gf, and then run off still disguised as said gf
#dude this episode was so much to fuckin watch#spoiler warning#DUDE THEY DIDNT EVEN PROPERLY GET MORPH BACK TIL THE END OF THE 2ND SEASON AND EVEN THEN MORPH WAS UNCONCIOUS AT THAT POINT#also yes im calling mr sinister their abusive manipulative adoptive dad#CAUSE THATS WHAT HE FUCKIN ACTS LIKE#NO IM NOT JOKING IT WAS LITERALLY A BRAINWORM THAT MADE SYD EVIL#logan went through so much tryin to get morph back#OH AND MORPH USED HIS ANIMAL EMPATHY AGAINST HIM#ALSO DEADPOOL CAMEO IN THAT EPISODE BTW#okay im done now its 3am#x men#x men the animated series#kevin sydney#morph x men#xmen wolverine#logan howlett#morpherine#ALSO DUDE THIS POSING MADE MY BRAIN HURT IT TOOK D A Y S TO FIGURE OUT THE POSING WITHOUT IT LOOKING SUPER DUMB
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lesbianizes your scott summers. cyclops wears MY clothes now.
[id in ALT]
#caption mostly a joke but 1) i do love lesbian cyclops and 2)#there is something very fun to me about dressing this fictional dude in the clothes that i a lesbian#have bought for myself largely from the men's section. like that's just interesting and fun to me in a gender way.#i have lesbianized the clothes by loving them and wearing them and then giving them to this dude in that context#is fun. idk. anyway.#scott summers#x men#w.me#my art
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