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This just in, looking out for the body's health makes you a coward
Source: our Surges, annoyed that I wouldn't let them front solely to chug a Monster
#aspen posting#system stuff#pluralpunk#pluralgang#pro endo#endo safe#endo friendly#willogenic friendly#willogenic safe#pro willogenic#plural punk#plural community#plural#plural system#plurality#multiplicity#did osdd#system#system shit#system issues#dumbass headmates#headspace shenanigans#plural posting#sysmeds fuck off#radshits fuck off#transids fuck off#endos please interact#sourcemates interact#so im making a callout post on my Tumblr dot com-#running out of tags here
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someone trying to flirt with archie and theyre like
"heyy so whats your type 😏"
and he's like
"i am actually not a pokemon. but water"
#pokemon#pokemon team aqua#archie pokemon#archie#leader archie#I said this to my autistic friends and they fucking LOST THEIR SHIT#so im making a callout post on my tumblr dot com#archie youve got a SMALL team#its the size of this walnut except WAY SMALLER
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I'm going to make a guy who did objectively worse than you tell you to uninstall even though you kept him alive the entire game
also it's in a gamemode where winning or losing literally doesn't matter
#THIS IS ABOUT YOU PENI PARKER NAMED MARIOSOMETHING YOU'RE A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER AND IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR DOT COM#it's QUICKMATCH the points don't matter stupid maybe calm down a little#GO TO THERAPY ABOUT IT#like if it was in comp it'd be like. a dipshit move but like ok yeah expected behavior. but fucking CASUAL?#if you're doing that in casual i have an idea for you it's called go play league of legends instead you'll find so many friends just like u#read the tags
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Now that you know the name of the game, get ready to wait 7 years for the game to actually come out. Suck my balls you weeaboo shits.
Stay Sleuthy ❤️🔍
#i've come to make an announcement#clue crew is a bitch ass motherfucker#they pissed on my company and they said their patience is *this big*#thats insulting#so im making a callout post on my tumblr dot com#nancy drew#clue crew#nd#nancy drew games#her interactive#lol#penny milliken#this is a parody#nancy drew clue crew#nancy drew pc games
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I've come to make an announcement.
shadow the hedgehog's a bitch. ass. motherfucker.
he pissed on my fucking wife
thats right. he took his hedgehog fuckin quilly dick out, and he pissed on my FUCKING WIFE and he said his dick was
T H I S B I G
and i said that's disgusting. so im making a callout post on my tumblr dot com:
shadow the hedgehog, you got a SMALL dick. its the size of a walnut, except WAY smaller.
and guess what? heres what my dong looks like
[explosion sounds]
thats right baby! tall points, no quills, no pillows.
look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!
he fucked my wife so guess what?!
im gonna FUCK THE EARTH!!
THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!
MY SUPER
LASER
PISS
except im not gonna piss on the earth.
im gonna go higher!
im pissing on the MOOOOONNNNNN
how do you like that trump? i pissed on the moon you idiot!
you have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth
now get out of my fucking sight before i piss on you too!
#serious#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#meridians hyperfixations✨#this is not a joke#ive action had enough#sonic the hedgehog#eggman#shadow the hedgehog
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IVE COME TO MAKE A CONFESSION! FIVE PEBBLES IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER! HE FORCED ME OUT OF HIS CHAMBER! THATS RIGHT HE TOOK HIS GAY LITTLE HANDS AND SAID "STOP BITING ME" AND I SAID "FUCK YOU" AND HE SWOOSHED ME OUT OF THE ROOM! SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON TUMBLR DOT COM;
FIVE PEBBLES? YOUVE GOT A SMALL DICK. ITS THE SIZE OF THIS GRENADE EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT, HE SHOVED ME OUT SO IM GONNA SHOVE HIM, THATS RIGHT-
IM EXPLODING THE HOUSE OF BRAIDS!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SCAV KING? I EXPLODED YOUR HOME YOU IDIOT!
FIVE PEBBLES YOU HAVE 8 CYCLES TO LET ME BACK IN BEFORE I START MAKING MORE BOMBS!
NOW GET THESE OVERSEERS OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I EXPLODE THEM TOO!
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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
ELON MUSK IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE FUCKED UP MY FUCKING COUNTRY. THATS RIGHT. HE USED HIS DADDYS EMERALD MONEY TO FUCK UP MY COUNTRY, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "T H I S B I G" AND I SAID YOU'RE PATHETIC. SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR DOT COM, ELON MUSK, YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS MICROBE EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT, WE ALL HOPE YOU DIE. THATS RIGHT ELON, WE THINK YOU'RE LAME, A LOSER, YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY ON KETAMINE. YOU FUCKED MY COUNTRY SO GUESS WHAT? WE'RE GONNA REMIND YOU WHAT A FUCKING LOSER YOU ARE. THATS RIGHT, PREPARE FOR RIDICULE. EXCEPT ITS NOT JUST GONNA BE AMERICANS, WE'RE AIM GO HIGHER. WE'LL HAVE THE ENTIRE WORLD. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT ELON? THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS YOU'RE A LOSER! YOU'VE GOT 24 HOURS TO GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCMENT. @classickatze IS A SUPER AWESOME BOYFRIEND. HE HAS CLEAR COMMUNICATION AND EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE. THAT'S RIGHT! HE TOOK THE TIME TO TALK ABOUT HIS FEELINGS WITH ME AND WORK OUT A SOLUTION AND OUR BUSINESS IS
THIS BIG
AND I THINK THAT'S AMAZING, SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR DOT COM. @classickatze YOU'VE GOT A BIG HEART. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS COCONUT EXCEPT WAY BIGGER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY HEART LOOKS LIKE.
PFFFFF!!!
THAT'S RIGHT BABY! ALL LOVE, NO HATE, JUST APPRECIATION. LOOK AT IT IT'S LIKE TWO KISSES AND HUG. @classickatze MAKES ME FEEL SAFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA APPRECIATE LIFE. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET--
MY UNREQUITED LOVE!!!!
but im not just gonna appreciate my life... I'm gonna go higher...
I'M APPRECIATING THOSE AROUND ME!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, MUTUALS??? YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE MY GRATITUDE HITS THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I KISS YOU TOO.
#did that completely without referencing the original so im lowk proud but it's FIIIINE guys im just a little bit cool#ANYWAYS LOVE YOU ALL BUT ESPECIALLY MY BUSINESS ASSOCIATE SORRY#business posting#buisiness posting#bee thoughts blogging
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Hi everhood fandom. im making a callout post on my tumblr dot com. professor orange is a terrible carpenter. there is no chance in hell they varnished that damn doll. im sorry its true i can tell. red was left outside without a coat of any sort of wood finish. theyre going to catch wood rot and die unless someone wrangles them with a paintbrush and a can of varnish so they're not just a pile of untreated unfinished wood walking around in damp moldy forests. its for their own good. varnish that beast
#everhood#unfortunately despite the fine craftsmanship on the vessels#i literally cannot bring myself to believe orange actually applied any sort of finish to the wood#unfortunate. kill them for that#we gotta put varnish on red like its sunscreen ok
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YOU will decide which 10/10 anon hate message was the best. senders will be hidden to prevent bias
OPTION 1: the speaker of truth
"heyy,, do you think you could like slow down with the splatoon posts? you might actually get a following if you branched out.. just sayin"
OPTION 2: the b-rank player
id text will be under the break below the poll
OPTION 3: the punisher
"the way you treat the characters is so unprofessional and problematic. you should sit in the corner and think about what you did"
option 2 text:
"Ive come to make an announcement: tumblr user hiroshotreplica is a bitch ass motherfucker. He splatted my FUCKING WIFE. he took his gay little shooter out and he splatted my FUCKING WIFE. And he said he was sooooo good at splatoon and I said no the fuck you're not. So I'm making a callout post on my tumblr dot com: tumblr user hiroshotreplica fucking sucks at splatoon. He's like as bad as those annoying splatubers except way worse. And guess what? Here's how good I am at splatoon: PBBBSSSSHHHHVVHHHHH!!
That's right baybe. I'm a charger main. All aim, no luck, look at that, thats twenty kills in three minutes.
He splatted my wife, so guess what: I'm gonna splat the earth! This is what you get: my super laser splat!!!!!!!!!
Except im not gonna splat the earth. Im gonna go higher. Im splatting the MOOOOOOON!!!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA???? I SPLATTED THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!
you have twenty four hours until the splat drrrroplets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I splat you too"
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IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUCEMENT
@mcfries123 IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER HE BROUGHT BACK THE BONER INCIDENT
THATS RIGHT HE REBLOGGED THE ORIGINAL POST AND HE SAID THE INCIDENT WAS “THIS BIG” AND I SAID “THATS DISGUSTING”
SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR DOT COM
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oh my god guys it’s my first callout post on tumblr dot com!!!! holy shit im so excited guys i can’t believe it i’m being called out on tumblr dot com on my silly little blog!!! how does one even react to this im so flattered tbh 🥰 i can’t believe my posts have got so many notes that i have fans now that are so invested they even make callout posts for me?!!! like wow the world is crazy thank you to everyone who helped contribute to my success <33
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this is opening a can of worms so im sorry but I do think it's really silly that people can't hear other people's experiences without feeling like it's a personal attack on them. me sharing my personal experience with transphobia as a trans man doesn't mean I think I have it harder than trans women, and just because they have it harder because of transphobia + misogyny doesn't mean that I don't also go through transphobia in a way unique to my presentation and experience. it also doesn't mean I shouldn't be able to share those experiences. it doesn't have to be an either/or of who experiences transphobia because we all do. there's different types and they are all terrible.
trans men and transmascs insisting that there is a specific type of transphobia aimed at masculine trans people should not even be controversial. we are not cis men saying we're persecuted for being male/masculine/etc. we are not the ones oppressing and hurting trans women. insisting that we're transmisogynists for creating an ONLINE INTERNET LABEL to make it easier to talk about and refer to the transphobia we specifically as a transmasculine population face is not the activism you think it is and also does nothing to bolster your own community. does it help you to hurt others? or does it tear down a vulnerable population in your community that is not hurting you by posting on tumblr dot com? don't act like you're the virgin mary for fucking calling out transmascs to a wide audience and getting them harassed for having an experience different from yours and daring to share about it
seeing someone hurting because of the transphobia they face and making it about you and then invalidating their struggles is so uncompassionate and cruel. youre doing the same thing to us as you don't want done to you. we know we're not oppressed for being men. like please be so seriously fucking for real. most of us lived as and grew up being treated like women (and many of us still are!!!!!!!) and so we KNOW how terrible men can be-- many of us are victims of them. we KNOW that men are not oppressed and we KNOW that being a man in this world provides you with a privilege. we're saying that despite what being a man supposedly awards you according to patriarchal society, we are not always privileged in that way. and we don't think that it's right that men are privileged nor do we want that system to continue.
the anger and hurt is not directed at disappointment/anger at not being advantaged "as promised", it's at the fact that we're being harmed. that's it. and then when we share that harm, we're dogpiled and called misogynists and people write fucking callout posts over us being like "this transphobic thing happened to me as a trans man." makes sense!
the term transandrophobia is not meant to water down or lighten the idea of transphobia or transmisogyny, it's just supposed to clarify and provide a word for what we go through and feel. transandrophobia is NOT "I'm oppressed for being a man and I'm oppressed for being trans and I suffer equally from these things. hashtag not all men!!!!!", it's "I suffer because of how the world treats me as a transgender man/transmasculine person and I have not been allowed to talk about that because people think I'm saying that I'm oppressed for the man part and not the trans part."
we are on trans women's side and claiming that we also face transphobia in a specific and vicious way does not take away from the fact that trans women face it from an intersectional front of facing transphobia and misogyny in tandem. we are just saying "this is our community's flavor of transphobia and we would like to seek comfort and understanding from people who have gone through similar experiences." we are supposed to be brothers and sisters and this entire argument between what is supposed to be a community is so stupid
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IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT @goo-goobus IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER @goo-goobus PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE THATS RIGHT @goo-goobus TOOK THEIR HUMAN FUCKING NORMAL DICK OUT AND THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE AND @goo-goobus SAID HER DICK WAS THIS BIG AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR DOT COM @goo-goobus YOUVE GOT A SMALL DICK ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALLMARK EXCEPT WAY SMALLER AND GUESS WHAT HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE UHHHHH MAN I FORGOT THE REST LEAVE ME ALONG WAAAHGGWHWQAUAGHHWHGWHG
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CALLOUT POST
I GOT TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT @memphywemphy IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER HE REBLOGGED MY OLD ART THATS RIGHT HE SCROLLED THROUGH MY OLD TUMBLR AND REBLOGGED MY ART SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON TUMBLR DOT COM @memphywemphy YOU GOT FIVE DAYS IF I EVER CATCH YOU ON THESE STREETS ONE MORE TIME YOURE WALKING OUT PREGNANT
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I've come to make an announcement: Eden the Hunter is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He fucking kidnapped me. That's right. He knocked me out, and he took me to this fucking cabin, and he said ‘If I protect and provide for you, will you give me comfort and company?’ and I said what the fuck. So I'm making a callout post on tumblr dot com. Eden the Hunter, you got a small dick. It's the size of this arrowhead except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong.
bro im fucking crying 😭😭😭
also bold choice to come to this blog to call out eden. but i digress
i have to say, it’s insanely funny how like. soft and needy eden is. like bro just wants you to love and take care of him. which is like, that’s fine, if it wasn’t for the fact the only way you do that is either by being kidnapped by him in the woods or him literally buying you off bailey. like at least kylar tells you he loves you and spends time with you before he kidnaps you smh
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