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danrifics · 7 months ago

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sharing <3

#dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester #daniel howell #phan #amazingphil #danisnotonfire #bethaniegifs #dpgdaily #dnp #dapg #dnpg #i love when i have to pretend its 2 seperate gifs #cos my tumblr will not let me post 2 side by side gifs anymore and i still have no idea why #so im just gonna fake it lol #1k

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unexpectedbrickattack · 1 year ago

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experimentin w shit heehee

#fake peppino #arts #mine #horror #eye strain #guh #body horror #a lil tho but i just think thats a more commonly blacklisted tag than 'horror'#spooky month is the only time im like. i guess i should TRY to draw spooky shit #i always feel like my style is too loose and roumnd to convey it in the way i want to #but spooky month is like okay u can fuck around and fuck up and itll still be good. the spirit of spookyness n all that #i love horror so much but it feels so hard to grasp. like what is ACTUALLY scary yknow?#its very easy to say whats not scary but then its also so hard to stop urself from doing the same things lol #to be fair. stories and 'motion' (through the use of comics or animations) are far easier ways to convey things like suspense n stuff #still art is like. well that is an image alright lol #not entirely true tho; theres an artist i dont know the name of that did trailcam images that were photorealistic #and theyre sooooooooo fuckin creepy #like when i get around to doing more fp art i wanna use that and the lighting in it as practice #okay thats it i think; gonna draw furry shit bc i need comms yay yippeeeeeee

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hobbithoes · 7 days ago

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billion trillion ancient wips from my old ipad 😵‍💫

#my cat broke my apple pencil 😭😭#so I’m using bfs parents they have a rlly nice one and Apple Pencil they rlly just use it for like. taxes and shit idk official stuff???#kinda glad I have an excuse to use another one bc I got it on eBay for $200 LOL the battery lasts like 2 hours 🙄#the self portrait one is like probably 2 years old 😵‍💫 kinda miss lookin like that but sooo much work and fake eyelashes were makin #my real ones fall out. lol #I had a couple more I wanted to post but 10 image limit 🙄 whateverrrr #wip #even tho im not gonna finish any of these except thinkin about pickin up where I left off on the lae karlach and shadowheart ones >:)#we shall see…#myart #Gandalf big naturals 😍😍#these are all at least 6months old most prob closer to a year tho since I barely drew when I did tattooing. besides drawing tats lol #im freeeeeeee #also always feel free to reblog my wips I don’t mind 😎 I rlly just post bc compliment feel good … and notes feel good.. chasing the dragon #pink tief girl was my farthest playthru I got she was Druid with shadowhalsin throuple >:) she wasn’t fleshed out at all tho. was justplayin #last girl is my cyberpunk girly😍😍 she lowkey looks like Rihanna

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mexican-neji · 8 days ago

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there's something so funny about rock lee, the kindest sweetest most honorable shinobi ever, being best friends with somebody who just loves killing and weapons and assassinating. there is nobody as sweet and caring as rock lee but his best friend tenten's special interest is killing people with 3 billion knives... their dynamic is the best

#rock lee #tenten #team gai #my posts #text #also dont get me started on her dynamic with neji #who is so sweet to her but this thing is a little killer... im obsessed #i often think about making a fake tiktok post of like kiba going around asking everyone who they think has the most kills #and everyone says tenten and it flips to her last and shes just a cutie patootie #BUT i hate drawing its gonna have to stay in my head lol

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chiimeramanticore · 10 days ago

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waow

#before anything else i must warn this is going to be. unorganized thoughts mostly #in the last year or so ive tried to regain confidence that i am in fact plural and am not just faking it #or mistaking other symptoms for DID. shake off the denial y'know. as is so signature for this damn disorder #a diagnosis probably wouldnt even make me feel more sure lol. and also getting diagnosed for this specifically is like #the final boss of psychiatry to put it lightly lol #but when it quiets down in headspace ur always gonna feel like. maybe its over. whatever that was #it was just me and brandy for a while #but guess who had a godawful night and then a godawful morning and split a new alter ‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥#he hates it here! he might hate me for creating him! im not sure !#hell im not even rly sure if im juno or brandy rn lol. my mind is just so messy today #i woke up.. when did i wake up. like 9:30 i think and its 1pm now and i haven't gotten out of bed #i don't even remember all that time passing . i couldve sworn its only been like an hour. two at most #on the one hand this has all been kinda terrible and mentally exhausting but at the same time. hey cant say im faking now LMAO #the other hand is brandy. the other hand is absolutely brandy. i am tired lol #im only posting this here so i can just like. process it i guess #ive had a weird time finding an outlet to just spew random thoughts into since leaving twitter so. sorry #idk if anyone's expecting this of me but i always kinda feel like i need some level of professionalism on this account #keyword some. i know this is tumblr #but idk if these very open posts are. annoying? weird? uncomfortable? entertaining somehow?#i know I know theres no point in worrying abt how others percieve you . knowing that hasnt stopped me from doing it lol #i dont remember where i was going w this. maybe i didnt have a goal in the first place #idk if you read this far i dont rly need u to act like u didnt see it cuz like. wouldnt have posted it otherwise #but idk why i am posting. idk what i want out of anyone who has read all this #maybe just. interact w this post in some way idk. it's actually kinda grounding for me if you can believe it #bleghh im thinkin of cheating on my weed break just to treat myself after all this. weed + a long walk would fix me

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slasherflicks999 · 29 days ago

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……………..who was gonna tell me the BEN drowned arg was gonna make me weirdly emotional huh

#yes i have not watched it until now #fake fan…. i know…….💔#BEN has been my fav for literally my whole life! i say with a suspiciously unwatched shaped arg behind me #but seriously damn😭#my little BEN loving heart and inner child loved the whole thing #ive been meaning to watch it forever but #im horrible at remembering to watch stuff LOL #and i’ve been having so much trouble with trying to design BEN in my au i thought oh this should help #…………it did but now i’m emotional #still gonna watch an analysis video as well bc… jadusable did not make anything incredibly clear and i need more context for AU writing #especially about….. yk. BEN himself. bc the videos were largely just following sarah #which is nice! love sarah i rooted for her the whole time and i almost cried at the end #but…. she aint the one getting an AU design here🤫#BUT!!! 10/10 #fun fact: i begged my parents to buy me majora’s mask on my 3ds as a kid bc i loved BEN so much #but i could never even get past the deku link parts LOL #im notoriously awful at zelda games…… ironic i know.#tried majora and botw and twilight princess #sucked actual ass at all three it was unfortunate #but i haven’t played one since i was a kid #i would play it again if i still had my 3ds :(#anyways i just needed to babble #expect more BEN soon…… very soon………………..#i say as if i will ever NOT post about him HAHAHA #my shaylaaaa #obligatory heart eyes heart eyes #rambles #ben drowned arg

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deus-ex-mona · 1 month ago

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every single time 🐥 and 💙 have been seen to have undeniable romantic feelings towards each other: ✨a collection✨

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thanks for reading!!!!!

anyways, live laugh love nghy~~~~

#geddit? bc there’s nothing—#throwing one last batch of fuel into the fire before the year ends~~~~~~~~~~~~~#also. like. my fake fan™️ confession is that i too thought that yhy was gonna be a thing at the end of koiiro #just purely going off hw’s track record yk?#i also thought lxl were straight till yappa saikyou. so. y’know. goes to show how fast my mind works lol #‘what about yumefan?????’ y’see~~~~~ i watched it once and promptly forgot about it. i think i thought that they were just dudes being pals #im sorry for being slowwwwwww the pieces for shipxshipping lxl only clicked when i saw the pics of them running together in yappasaikyou mv #but this isn’t about lxl. yup. this is about hiyori!!!!!!!! yay nghy!!!!!!!#fingers crossed for herohero streaming release soon!!!!!!!!!!!#though ngl i think every single one of us should tl herohero (if possible) let’s all hold hands and celebrate nghy canon together!!!!!#the more nghy the merrier~~~~~~~~~~

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britneyshakespeare · 3 months ago

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you: nicholas alexander chavez, the actor from ryan murphy's recent work

me, a mama's girl and daytime tv viewer:

#text post #general hospital #nicholas alexander chavez #spencer cassadine #sorry i'm still not over my shock at this lol #i remember asking my mom MONTHS ago (she follows general hospital news online) 'hey wheres spencer i havent seen him in awhile?'#'oh his character died off. the actor is doing some netflix show where he plays a murderer'#and you have to understand. i dont consume anything to do w true crime. but to my 63-year-old mother. ryan murphy doesnt exist #so bc of just how self-contained the archaic institution of network soap operas are. i just. idk i didnt assume it was a big role #it didnt register to me that it was the sequel to the dahmer show. is what i am saying. and i never thought about it again #mommy made it sound like he might be coming back bc soap opera characters fake-die all the time #and so i put the thought out of my head until completely independently i was watching a video about monsters: menendez being flawed #and i was like. going absolutely insane w how familiar he looked i was like 'ok i know that man cant be too famous but i KNOW him'#'i know him from something and i know him WELL from something. like whatever hes from is iconic to me'#and then the video creator said his name and i was like THATS INSANE WHERE DO I KNOW THAT NAME??!?!??#it's a name i read in the credits but probably never thought in my head at all bc sorry he's just spencer to me #so i googled it and i was gobsmacked. i was like MOM DIDNT SAY he was gonna be in THIS SHIT!?!?!?#i also do lay my life down on the defense that the cinematography of a prestige netflix drama makes him less recognizable to me #who knew him best under cheap soap opera lighting in basic back and forth dialogue shots. like #i have to be honest i never cared for his looks on gh bc he just kinda looked like too perfect. like he looked like a mannequin #i see it now though i get it #i get why he's very fan editable to the true crime girlies i get it #not that it matters. im just in mourning bc it never occurred to me the spencer era was over. i actually liked his character #i cant tell u why bc he wasnt all that distinguishable from all the other basic dramatic character archetypes. idk it was a good performanc #i cant explain to u what makes a soap opera character distinct while still being completely generic (they all are)#i also liked his relationship w his girlfriend in the show it was cute. he was evil but they were sweet #nicky please come back. im begging u. as your only general hospital era fan who is your age #i dont wanna watch monsters menendez i reeeeeally dont

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fbfh · 2 years ago

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"Hows writing going?" I literally look like this

#reaction pics #memes #op's reaction pics #op's memes #i fucked up my sleep schedule. haha.#im in sleep limbo hell! hooray!#im too tired to do stuff but cant sleep #solition: do stuff while pretending to be asleep #might have figured out why i keep getting the depresso spells too lol #so hopefully that gets fixed soon too #i love you guys #im gonna be more active soon im just a lil dead rn /lh #fake guy fierri voice: WE'VE ALL HAD IT #i love fake guy fierri so much #my son #my father #my holy spirit

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unproduciblesmackdown · 1 month ago

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come get your levitous sidekick / vicious bastard / funny little guys

#don't tell the sheriff. that a couple of outlaws are having uh a halfhearted tussle or really cozy talk if you like #there's like a dozen of us here & i'm standing in another room saying this but a rando crops up like how & why have you just been around??#let's kick off '25 with Not That....meanwhile so totally unrelatedly i'm looking for a sexy singer & you're doing finger stuff; buddy #putting the g in g spot by way of: stands for gator. clench & death roll....but no. he's a crocodile. lotta options for c spots #corned beef #bsol #coconana #messed up like bloodsong is so Fun Sketches to me but even those take me eons. why couldn't i have done twice these in one sitting plus #a winston quant billions going :] plus i dunno whatever else floated my boat. unfortunately b/c then it wouldn't be me doing my things....#only 2/5 of these from canon but as gone on about idk where the Fake Blood was involved in turkey leg. just that it was. so #also didn't think about [sidebar with myself you forgot like angel & backlighting type imagery for Introducing Santa Violetta] like ah #so i did. well whaddaya gonna do...find & reblog the post that's like speaking of likeaprayer striking me like head first prayer second #smthing along the lines of ''muffled by dick in my mouth: lmao faggot'' there's some plausible coconana antics lol. steps; intervals....#can't have it be like ''be tender w/me bro im begging / bro im trying to find your g spot'' wouldn't beg for tenderness (cocodrilo)#or call anyone bro or much similar (either of them) like maybe i've waive the latter to try applying that to the musician/banana but yknow #in the meantime. funny little guys i cannot overemphasize this. bloodsong of love i also cannot overemphasize this #bilesong of hate....don't get me wrong Not a case where i only enjoy certain elements plucked out of canon / not as a whole #did i ever listen to that show straight through w/Ease....but if it Had been nothing but a vessel for lo cocodrilo times. god Damn #lo cocodrilo #bsol banana #also didn't think about how lo cocodrilo doesn't let go of the kazoo even to play it. mostly inadvertent Choice for top pic there #an issue that quickly arises w/like a prayer specifically: these characters don't have names. what's that mean peak literal lens?#i.e. seeing bsol itself as the less than totally literal method of storytelling that it is....idk & it wouldn't super matter #but i sure do think it'd be fun if they're treated as / perhaps actually [no name] on any possible layer of interpretation #[rando who firstnamed themself but besides that it's like eh & Where My Outlaws the less known the okayer]

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thedeviljudges · 5 months ago

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i'm getting a 90 min massage tmrw, thank god but then later that evening, i'm going over to this potentially new friends house. it's... okay well so a friend of mine works in kids ministry and i went to help her a few weeks back for an event (we met in church when we were kids) and she introduced me to this other woman she knows, and we were stationed together and chatting. and she was so sweet to let me know she was starting a woman's group, and so she text to invite me. and i'd feel bad if i said no bc basically i haven't been to church and/or the religious thing for years (my faith is what i make of it imo), and now i'm like ok so maybe new ppl to meet (which i desperately need) but also theyre all probs church girlies and my ass can only handle so much of that. we're gonna see how this goes, lmao.

#x #as i'm sure many are aware church ppl got a diff mindset and that's fine #i am just not one of them lol and im rly gonna have to reign in my personality #bc i think it might be A Lot given the crowd and by personality i just mean im sure ceratin opinions will not vibe #not that anything like that will be a topic of convo but having to fake understanding is exhausting and i rly just... no im getting ahead #of myself i havent even met this ppl i full capacity yet lmao #there was no context either for the group so idk if this is gonna be just a chatty get together or if theyre gonna pull out the bible #and if that's the case... LMAO @ me. omg do i bring my bible just in case like do i fake it to fit in YALL #the joys of growing up in the church but not being in it as an adult /sigh

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5-htagonist · 6 months ago

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i am genuinely so crazyyyy about lbruuuuu.... like Genuinely Genuinely. its pretty bad guise

#like. im crazy about the.m #unfortunately ive been touched by autism and therefore the pattern seeking. they are so dirkjake #and also so me nand my husband <3 #its kind of freaky actually #my husband and kabru both have ptsd overthinking masking disease. he said he didnt like kabru (anime only) and i told him about those trait #and he was like is he me. is that why i dont like him. and i was like LOL #he was ilke i dont like that he says what he needs to get what he wants... and i was like sir we literally just talked about how bad your #Fake Conflict Avoidant has gotten bro dont even play #im laios ofc.... ofc... not only is our autism like. similar in presentation. but also the whole never fitting in #and getting told off by a friend granted i wasnt told she always hated me but i was told about how annoying i am and on another occasion #how unreliable i am so LOLLLL that entireeeee scene seriously wrenched my soul #anyway im gonna commit egregious acts against myself to atone for this #alsoooooohis relationship with falin... is really relatable..#now this may sound harsh against laios but im his number one fan i will defend him to death but...#he left his struggling sister to avoid his own pain and didnt reconnect with her for years #like. Yeah. wow. i will say i was much more cruel to my sibling than laios ever was to falin lol he was just kind of a normal brotherly ass #and ofc he was a kid when he ran from home! and i was a kid when i had severe unmanaged adhd (with tism) and had 0 hold on my emotions #and then i withdrew from my sibling once i got on antidepressants lol #it was really difficult to deal with the guilt of having mistreated them to the extent i did while also acknowledging i was failed by our #adults its hard figuring out what exactly youre sorry for #anyways #i love oversharing here. do you guys like it. does anyone ever read these rants #DM

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smittyw · 11 months ago

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fake promo poster, made as a replacement for last year's failed attempt at this visual concept.. i think it turned out pretty cooooll

#ocs #concept art #fake movie poster #no id #do i feel like tagging wveryone.. sure #nat #frederick #noemi #frankie #ross #oh god thats gonna be the first post. w his new name. uh #qamar #molly #vivi #bryony #HELLO SMITTYW NATION. if u wondered whether i threw my other ocs in the trash? NO I DIDNT!!!#ive been figuring them out in the background this WHOLE TIME. badly #the title is just what ive been calling it in my notes for a couple months #if i say 'im still not making it a story or anything' that could age poorly so. lol

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transgenderdragons · 4 days ago

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fun and totally not predictable fact about me is that i made a tf2 spysona specifically to selfship with the engineer Idc im fucking crazy

#im cringe and im free but im also mortified at all times by my own cringe-ness. and i go “idc” i Do care but im ignoring it #i was debating between a scoutsona or a spysona bc. i think theyre both annoying Lol hashtag mecore #but i decided on spy and his Lore is he's just replacing the old blu spy that got his head stolen by red medic.#and hes FAKE FRENCH hes actually from california he just heard that the old blu spy + current red spy were both french #and decided he was gonna be french too with Zero prompting from anyone. his accent is so bad and fake and all the european mercs are like 😒#and he just targets the red engineer bc he loves annoying him and thinks hes a baddie. amen #AND hes a fake smoker. just a fake ass mfer all around. bro thinks hes part of the team #chatty catty #my ocs #oc: tobias #yes he just has my name . hes me but older and obnoxious-er

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swordtit · 1 month ago

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i made a gay joke at work today and my boss fist bumped me for it

#speaking #posts that would get accused of being fake like. 5 yrs ago LOL #no but i was talking to my coworker abt something i moved #and i was pointing at it but like wiggling my wrist as i pointed #and my boss came out and asked why i was wobbling and pointing my hand like that #and i just went 'cause im pointing and also im gay'#and i got a full head thrown back cackle out of her #and then a fist bump #anyways im gonna be fucked if i ever have to work somewhere like. 1 degree more professional #we're so laid back here lol

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fatcowboys · 11 months ago

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im done w moving and out of the shitty apt w the shittier roommate (who did not let move out happen without adding as Much drama as possible) and have just. been feeling so much better. living w my two friends who actually communicate well and all work together on our needs and gah. so less stressed and anxious now!!! and also in a week kitty introductions have gotten farther than they ever did w shitty roommates kitties (they were kinda bullies, so we had to move glacial speed even w oregano cat expert) and just. thank u the universe things are so much better now

#only improvement would be if anjo Also lived here curse grad school!!!!!!#i moved out over a week ago but we just tuened in keys after cleaning day on sunday #and across just those two days bad roommate accused me of faking cleaning a part of something (that was not requested or clear)#tried to turn anjo against me by saying im a liar and manipulator and gaslighter (which. listen the last one i could say the fuckin same)#(which is also so funny bc anjo and i are so close. became codependent in a heart beat. why tf would u think anjo is gonna be on ur side)#then at the walkthru pointed out things that were damaged (which they are Alsonin on that security deposit what are u doing)#and the texted again accusing me of shit with a stupid fucking infographic on weaponized incompetance #thankfully like all of these i had my friends with me bc when infirst got there for cleaning i uhhhh had a panic attack lol #so i had good support thru everything and now never have to deal w them #its just. been So much lmao. and its so fucking nice how calm and smooth things have been #like i had that sort of shit. i in general am good at communicating and avoid shitty drama like this person #so its been So exhausting. but im done now thank god #and the new place is so much better and nicer and i love the friends im living w and Yeah :')

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