#so i'm stuck

[thevoidstaredback]

I have an ongoing....."argument" with a coworker of mine. She refuses to believe that I hate people (my own words)

I'm an ambivert. I have both introvert and extrovert social batteries that need to be charged. Usually, I'm more introverted, though.

I work as Event Staff, which is just a fancy way of saying unarmed security that won't attack unless you hit first. Also, the cops will side with us. It's happened before.

Anyway, I find some interactions with other humans amusing and tolerable. Mostly, though, I try to avoid human interaction as much as I can. The way the human mind works both fascinates and scares me. Why are people the way they are? Why do they act the way they do? At the end of the day, we all start the womb and we all end in the tomb.

To put it short, I like watching/studying people from afar, but I hate people. What's so hard to understand about that?

Anyway, Cowork J keeps trying to convince me, every time that this topic is brought up, that people aren't that bad and that I do actually like them, seeing as I've only ever worked customer service.

Yes. I'm good with people. 8/10 times I can de-escalate a situation before I need to call someone over. I have yet to have anyone actually square up on me (though I anxiously (in every sense of the word) await the day it happens).

Just because I'm good with people doesn't mean I like them.

If I could, I would switch out my charisma enhancer for a stealth enhancer. Unfortunately, when my character was created, I was given what I was given and I cannot change my enhancements and base stats. (No matter how hard I've tried.) If anything, my chosen hobbies and future (hopeful) profession only enhance the stats given to me.

The point is!

There is no point. I came here to complain, so that's all this is.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

[rainy-wallflower]

My boss: contact this guy about changing this thing in our system so you can finish your important paperwork that allows you to work here. And even though it's not finished, I think you can start working

HR guy: tee hee, out of office!

[skynapple]

God if I had more guts. Prettiest blue eyes. He's alone, I'm over here like. I'd get him a drink and slip away like nothing happened. LOLL but…… my standards are too high. I'd find out he's into Naruto or something and ghost.

[commissionsdarian]

The fact that I didn't go to the premiere of The Shining as my first watching of it was such a bad move on my end

[miaobae]

I can't believe I'm not over you and it's been literal years. I barely knew you. But my heart still yearns as if it were yesterday. And no it isn't romantic and it isn't healthy. I should have let go and forgotten by now. You should be nothing but a faint memory.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Soup solves everything.

[pangur-and-grim]

[thekaiserroll]

Hug

It's nearly impossible to have a quiet and peaceful day with the crew, like the strawhats. Nami is mostly used to the noise on Going Merry but one day she gets fed up with Zoro and Sanji arguing. Not only are they extremely loud, but they've also already broken way too many things during their fights.

She decides that If they want to act like brats, then she's going to treat them as such. So she makes them apologize and hug each other in silence for an hour. None of them are happy about this punishment, but Nami threatened to raise Zoro's debt, and Sanji couldn't say no to her. It could be worse.

It's awkward enough for them to not incite any fight for a long time and Nami is quite proud of herself. She knows it won't last forever but at least now she knows how to handle them. It inevitably happens again. And again. And again.

Much to her surprise, those fights became more and more frequent. And what's even weirder is that she could see the way both Zoro and Sanji occasionally glanced at her to make sure she was nearby. It's almost as if they wanted someone to make them hug each other. As if they needed an excuse.... these idiots.

Soon, they don't even need Nami's help. When they aren't busy training, cooking or fighting, they cuddle together. Sometimes Luffy or Chopper would join them, but most of the crew knew it was their time.

After two years spent separately, they became extremely clingy. It's no surprise when they start sleeping in the same bed. What is surprising is that despite them behaving like a lovey-dovey couple, those oblivious idiots are STILL unaware of each other's feelings.

[hayden-christensen]

Death doesn't discriminate Between the sinners And the saints It takes and it takes and it takes

[cobrajuincy]

I hear the piteous rworwl and I turn and I See Him

and now I must spread his image for others to see lest he fucking GET me

[panstarry]

my final from last semester that i made into a zine. cooked this one up in a couple hours before the critique (the ink was still wet!), so it's very raw and kind of sloppy but the sentiment is there. i love you trans people of color. we are the backbone of this community 🌟

[hinamie]

bunch of portraits

[stydixa]

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (1991) Dir. Gary Trousdale & Kirk Wise

[forgettable-au]

Sans do you ever feel that something might be missing?

Maybe he felt like that at some point, maybe for a long time. In the present, I think he's made some kind of peace with it.

Also, I really like the ask blog format, but I don't really mean this to be an ask blog.

So when writing questions, try to refer them to me instead of the characters. That way, they don't have to break the fourth wall lmao. I really wanted to answer this one tho

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[scissorcraft]

trying to get back into drawing... by drawing them from memory ;w;

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Council of lovefools.

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