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read somewhere that "i’ve never seen a woman in media as extraordinary as the women i’ve seen in real life and i’ve never seen a man in real life as extraordinary as the men i’ve seen in the movies."

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jon there's something wrong with your cigarette

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Big news for a particular kind of guy

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it's delicious...

they're used for chips, fries, sandwiches, and crisps...

but everyone, i swear, has a different name...

this is the greatest bread debate of all time...

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How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane

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sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

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has anyone noticed that to clean smth u often have to get smth else dirty

massively fucked up

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at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

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Part of me secretly believes that if I make a really, really good and perfect piece of art that it will prevent people from ever being mean to me again. They'll say, "Wait, aren't you the one that made the really, really good and perfect piece of art? I'm so sorry for what I said. I thought the art was so good. I wish I had never hurt your feelings, now that I realize you are the one who made the art. I also have decided to agree with your political opinions. Here's a gift card."

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i have lovey dovey bitch syndrome & its incurable

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bro...what we could have had..

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i love saying “i’m being normal about it” bc i’m actually a filthy fucking liar and i’ve never been normal about anything a single day in my life

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Purification in Purification in Purification in Purification in Purification in Purification in Purification in Purification in Purification in Purification in Purification in 

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Hoes mad, reblog to have a doofalicious 2025

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the degradation of social standards in public spaces has created the worst group of people who think feeling any sort of negative way about other peoples behavior in public is somehow a personal failing and its your own fault for not having subpar standards

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👻👻👻 LIKE if you CAN'T WAIT to GET OFF AGAIN 👻👻👻