#so i’m actually insane

[insane-hag]

“i am sane. i am normal.” i say, looking at myself in the mirror after watching two hours of “april ludgates funniest moments” and “ann perkins being the normalest person in the show” videos.

[allagashed]

whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

[doveskarma]

how are we all feeling after today ???

[so-you-read-the-usernames]

Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them

[mishaesque]

my issue is that just rewatching Supernatural isn’t enough. It takes too long. I want it all at once. I need a room covered in 327 monitors that feed me every single episode at the same time. I need the DVDs melted down and put into an IV drip. I want every single minute of the show tattooed on the inside of my eyelids. I need to live inside its flesh.

[thebaldursmouthgazette]

I’m sure Dumat being defeated the same year andraste was born means nothing

I’m sure this has nothing to do with the fact that andrastes mother was part of a tribe who helped the grey wardens fight and defeat dumat the same year she was born, meaning that she could have been a fetus affected by the taint in the proximity of a dying arch demon

And the fact that nobody knows which grey warden killed dumat, as seven wardens died from injuries from his death throes, and therefore we cannot actually identify a warden who absorbed his soul, means nothing

And I’m sure it is a complete coincidence that andraste had dreams and visions of the being later referred to as the maker her whole life, and behaved strangely, talking about hearing lost voices and seeing strange auras. That absolutely doesn’t sound like anyone else we know

[cirr0stratus]

Siegfried Sassoon, counter attack

[theotherbuckley]

incorrect tweets pt 17/?

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms

ANYWAYS

A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.

The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.

“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.

“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”

Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…

The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”

The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”

The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”

“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”

The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.

Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.

One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.

This… might require some phone calls.

[flyingbuddiies]

i’m making a mic shimeji!!! im not sure when i’ll be done but probably like a week or a few since i’m doing a lot of stuff and coding extra behavior animations in.. but take a little snippet

[clarissasbakery]

Hiii how do you think it would go if the girlies of the clarissian trilogy of osc ships interacted and the dudettes interacted with each other?

i’m glad people just think of these three ships as the claríssian trio. like yes that is them the ships clarissa loves doomed by the narrative ❤️❤️❤️

[insane-hag]

FUCK i’ve lesbianed a bit too close to the sun again and now i can’t function like a normal person. This is about my NewFound obsession with Lenny Busker btw.

[bluehoodedmousebane]

Started playing Halo 3! Nobody told me about the flood stalkers. GIRL HELP.

[honeypleasejustkillme]

i need this more than oxygen

[velidewrites]

“You like me because I’m a scoundrel.”

I’m so excited to share this commission of Feysand as Star Wars’ very own Han and Leia! When I reached out to @punkzcakes, they absolutely DELIVERED, capturing not only the concept, but Feyre and Rhysand’s personalities SO perfectly. Just look at her little scowl and his smirk — they truly embody our favorite rebel princess and legendary pilot 🪐

Thank you @punkzcakes — you are so talented and an absolute joy to work with!

Art by @punkzcakes and commissioned by me. Do not repost on any platforms, please, and consider checking out the artist’s blog and Instagram!

[castleclericz]

kevin “queen of homoerotic friendships” day