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sapphic-woes · 2 years ago

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Cackling I just think this is funny

#so like i get a job interview as a teacher and im accepted and everything #somehow i miss the fact that i gotta relocate to new york #so already im like damn i was soooo excited but i moved to my new place mainly to get treatment so its a no #but rhey are like. up my ass trying to give me incentives to work for em #and i dunno how job searching works but i deadass have never seen a company do thirsty for my inexperienced ass #so i get suspicious #ESPECIALLY when they say if i refer someone to work therr and they do i get a 3k bonu #like???? wat is this ubereats????#so i search it up. its a charter school in new York #THE DIRTY LAUNDRY THE SKETCHYNESS THE BAD WORK ENVIRONMENT???#i said oooo thats y. its got a high turnover rate :/ everybody dying there #so guess eho got do excited they landed a seemingly amazing job only to find out theu would work me like a machine #and probably??? make me traumatize kids just for the good scores

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smileyobrien · 2 months ago

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I really don't care where we end up as long as we're together.

#in the far future; an old lady who looks suspiciously like me: 'and for my 25th birthday my buddy mike gave me garashir canon'#the random stranger next to me: 'ok grandma lets get you back to bed'#trekedit #lower decks #ds9 #garashir #startrekedit #lowerdecksedit #ds9edit #star trek #star trek lower decks #star trek deep space nine #lower decks spoilers #tvedit #also: updated cameos gifset is in the works 😭 but at this rate i expect the entire tng cast next ep so I'm gonna wait for that obv

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somewhereincairparavel · 3 months ago

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"jason is a knockoff watered down percy" NO hear me out, jason actually parallels annabeth immensely, sharing SO many similarities with her personality, not percy, in this essay I will-

edit: my full analysis is out now! here

#just adding that I think jason and annabeth are similar BUT they are SEPARATE characters with separate personalities ❗❗#and i don't think jason is anyone's knockoff!! so don't misunderstand me guys!#trust me ik how it feels like to have jason getting mischaracterized so I would never do that!#when I read about jason the first time I'm like wow he's gentler but similar to annabeth chase wow he could be her twin #they are both genuinely interested in learning stuff. they both mansplain and geek. they are both misunderstood as conceding when they do #they love getting involved in debates and discussions. they both have designed temples assigned to them by the gods themselves #they are both seen as 'scary and intimidating' when they're just softies who need love. they are both overthinkers with too many plans #they are both soft for ppl w silly humor. they both kinda give off an untrustworthy vibe at first bc they know too much info #they are both also pretty suspicious and don't trust immediately. they both love architecture. they both have a 'cold icy' stare #also they're both TALL #I could keep going on and on for ages actually #pjo #pjo fandom #percy jackson #jason grace #pjo series #pjo hoo toa #pjo hoo #annabeth chase

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all-my-ocs-are-evil · 8 months ago

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Jason's been pestering Danny about why he looks like a borderline walking corpse for ages and Danny has decided to put his lying skills to the test. (he has none)

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I've been playing w the idea that the more Danny transforms, the more his ghost form gets "lively" while his human form gets weaker and more sickly. He knows that if he keeps transforming like this then, one day, he's not going to have a livable body to go back to, but he really doesn't want to think about all that. He's more interested in the weird "totally dead but not dead" Wayne son who may or may not have a thing for his sister.

everytime i do one these im like "this time I'll keep it simple so I don't have to suffer through colouring bc I have zero foresight—it'll be greyscale at most" and then all of the sudden its 4am and i'm trying to finish a stupid comic but i decided to add "some" colour to spice it up and hide my shitty ink job and then SOME COLOUR ALWAYS BECOMES FULL COLOUR WHY CAN I NOT ESCAPE THIS STUPID CYCLE!!

(did this all stem from me not being able to decide between a super pale character design and one w a vibrant tan bc I love white hair + tan but I also love extremely pale albino so I forced myself to find a way to make both work? never! that's absurd!)

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nidbaesenpai · 5 months ago

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Context: friend got Memory of Sadness on their first friendquest to the end of the House. Big emotional whiplash but I love it, Siffrin just wants to stay in this happy bubble with allies. :)

#isat #isat spoilers #act 3 spoilers #isat act 3 spoilers #AND THEN IMMEDIATELY FUCKS IT UP #friends started theorizing why it happened mean while im the corner #thinking about whats going on in siffrins head to have these happen in a row #so desperate to be happy with allies that man is willing to stomp on anything that ruins the vibes #also odiles line about doing horrible things for her family and assuming everyone else would do the same #oughhhhhhhhh if you could only know odile #another funny thing #friends started wracking up hella suspicious points in one loop #i know you cant get susquest in act 3 i just thought it was funny #the draws

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umblrspectrum · 7 months ago

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i got lazy in the second panel

#i love having art skill manifest out of literally nowhere #i guess i was just charging up for this shitpost or something #still no idea how to stylize n's textboxes so i've been bouncing around a bit #my favorite gag ever is when a character has an emoticon or curse bleep or whatever and other characters are just like “how did you do that #funniest thing ever to me #gonna go vanish for another 3 months while i fuel my old bird obsession and get yelled at by my coworker #art #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #serial designation n #me my boyfriend and his pile of a bunch of suspiciously familiar plushies he found in an abandoned building #suprisingly soft. you should try smothering yourself with plushies sometime #apparently i was REALLY lazy with the second panel because i forgot to two tone uzis top dialogue #btw first time two toning the dialogue if thats difficult to read then ill quit it

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piosplayhouse · 11 months ago

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"Oh dear," the unicorn thought. "I must've really mucked up the story beyond compare! The Red Bull Luo Binghe is protecting the last unicorn scum?! Unconscionable! He should have driven me off the cliff by now!!"

#dont ask why binghe gets to be a human but sqq has to be a unicorn #maybe hes prince lir in this au actually wait omg that would be good #half human half red bull sxy was freakay #the unicorn turning human to disguise herself is obviously sqqs plant body allegory #binghe sniffing around the castle: where is shizun i can still smell him? suspiciously sqq shaped human: gulp #binghe's tragic backstory in this au i guess is that he meets shen qingqiunicorn as a kid and sqq can sense that hes half fae and so #takes him semi under his wing but is like a prick about it until binghes seal breaks and they find out that hes a red bull fae #and shen jiu stabs him into the ocean something something abyss he comes back gets adopted by haggard kills every unicorn by throwing them #into the ocean as well before picking off shen jiunicorn last. and then sy fucks it all up #it's been like a decade since i read the book sorry #svsss #scumbag self saving system #scum villain's self saving system #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #sqq #lbh #luo binghe #my art #svsss last unicorn au

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aardvaark · 6 months ago

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the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)