#so fucking random

[kunikidanelson]

crack au where kunikida and dazai are basic white girls and instead of being named kunikida and dazai they're named claire and becky, based off this meme:

obviously dazai is becky i think we can all agree on that

[beansterpie]

rewatching LoK, i'm being reminded how much I dislike the.... the brothers, mako and bolin, yanno? they're such underwhelming characters on basically every level. it'd almost be impressive if they weren't in every episode and didn't annoy me so much ugh

[sporkberries]

Finally read the premises for the dc pride stories this year and why the fuck are Jon Kent And Constantine paired up

[spideyhexx]

no cause am i actually tweaking or is that not tom blyth in the nirvana shirt. I was brain rotting on insta reels AND I SAW THIS CLIP AND IMMEDIATELY WAS LIKE WHAT IS MY MAN DOING THEREE LMAO 😭😭

I went to go find and watch the video the hat immediately sold me but I was so iffy still looking at his face but I think there’s a fair chance that is him and I’m cackling so hard about it 😭

[trulymadlykiki]

the real offense is niall being a part of a dumpster fire cast on the voice!

[the-magnus-protocol]

Tma + tmagp art masterpost

[rubyperic-09]

small numbers..... but damn they are some perfect ones😂 how does that even happen??? exactly 555 and exactly 33 at the same time is crazyy..... idk why i got so excited over this i thinks it's the ADHD lowkey

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

[thepolyamorouspolymath]

kill yourself now

Aww, look after a decade I got my first hate mail. It's adorable! I think I might have it framed, it's like the kind of hate a 6 year old sends. You know, terrible grammar (no punctuation or capitalization? Really?) laughably simple sentence structure (dude, come on) and a complete lack of originality.

Especially because I so thoughtfully discuss all the things I'm insecure and feel bad about myself for right here on this blog. My brother, I have handed you the keys to the psychological torture kingdom, and you just breezed right past them all to use the stunningly overdone "kill yourself"

...

Or what? I mean, since killing myself ends with death not much to threaten me with if i dont comply and I'm the kind of petty spiteful bitch who will live just to annoy people like you. There's just nowhere to go with this.

But still, anon, while you may have the mind and writing skills of a particularly stunted 6 year old, you were my first random hate mail, so you hold a special place in my Tumblr interactions hall of fame.

Put your ideas for what set this lunatic off in the tags, funniest person wins a prize (it'll be a terrible prize, but still)

[kimmkitsuragi]

oh my fucking god i don't have any clothesssss

[gascreates]

a new star

[inkskinned]

i wrote an interactive poem for my girlfriend in 3 parts. she said you need to read it.

go here: take only the final quiz or take all 3. i don't mind. it's sad, though. this is a poem about choice. about fate and mental illness and how love fits inside of all of it. this is a poem about a long dark hallway. mostly this is a poem about mango sushi rolls.

good luck. i love you. despite it all, i'm hopeful.

[dreamaboutwhathappens]

i love the…. almost horror aspects of this album. all the references to ghosts and death…. and sonically, the unexpected shrieking in WAOLOM and the banging and screaming during “old habits die screaming” and even the way the tension subtly builds across the sixteen tracks and by the end you’re so stressed and shaken it’s like! losing your sense of self and feeling like you’ve become a monster is horror. and i’m sooooo glad she leaned into it

[larentslovechaos]

throwback to chicago when (for some reason) louis had a blue solo cup instead of a red solo cup sjdjfkdks

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

katsuki hides his face in your neck when he gets embarrassed. that’s it send tweet.

[irenespring]

Today I would like to shout out that one random Twitter person who made up that JD Vance bragged about fucking a couch.

Imagine making a random shitpost and less than two months later your joke is being used by a major party nominee for Vice President on live television at his introduction rally, earning him thunderous applause.

That poster must be having quite the experience.