#so disgusted

[catspawcreates]

We were cracking up last night while I was doing frames for this 😹it’s for the KC tribute… guess what they found? 🙀

I’m going so extra. It’s taking forever it feels like 💕🫠

[saintseiyasl]

Appropiate response for once

[ohwarnette]

boycott zara ‼️‼️

[writercole]

WIP Update

This is my life right now. Seriously.

On top of real life shit going on, I've got muses out the ass and a (self-imposed) deadline that I'm...19 days away from and I'm nowhere NEAR where I wanted to be. So Jokes on me for that. Hooray.

I'm working on my second draft of the Sounds of Someday novel that was at 60k words last I checked. I'm now switching POVs, answering stupid questions, and closing plot holes. If you're working on something like that, I highly recommend getting a copy printed at your local Office Depot to annotate. So many things I didn't think about until it was bound in front of me.

In regards to my fanfics, I don't think I'm going to be doing too much of that for a while. It's so much for so little return. So, what you're going to see from me is:

Random writer memes most likely

Promotion of my already published stuff

Maybe a little of my to come stuff

Maybe some tag games

Reblogs of old shit

Maybe some repostings of old shit if I decide

A whole lot of nothing else

Probably a bunch of links coming down fairly soon. (By that I mean going private)

That doesn't give permission to steal my work or print it or anything just in case I take them down, either.

Asks and DMs are always welcome. You can request certain fics stay up or drabbles or snips of works in progress.

I'm frustrated, I'm disgusted, and I'm second guessing myself hard core. Something's gotta go and, sadly, this is number one.

Until next time, Cole

[hinamie]

trick or treat!

[lovelyghst]

simon’s not a virgin by any means, but the first time he sinks his thick cock into your tight, sweet little cunt, he absolutely loses it.

the sugary tone in which you gave him permission to fuck you after he asked, begged you so nicely, like he was even deserving of it.

how he has to bite down on the rugged knuckle of his fist when he presses the head of his cock to your soaked cunny, failing to stifle down his groans but already too fucked-out to care whatsoever once he bottoms out (or at least as much of his cock he’s able to fit in).

the way his name spills from your puffy lips when he finally starts to move, just barely an inch in and out with each ‘thrust’ because you’re just so fucking warm and welcoming and he doesn’t want to separate from you for even a split moment.

how your fingertips lightly graze between the divots of his flexed, pronounced abs, nails raking over his skin with a softness no one has ever shown him. he’s turning greedy for you; needs more and more.

you turn dumb in a matter of seconds. so dumb, in fact, you haven’t even noticed he finished inside you the instant his cock was fully sheathed within your tummy, and how he’s already coaxing out his second load to join the first one fucked deep into your womb.

and you can’t even blame him, considering he was fucked utterly stupid from the moment he set eyes on you :(

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

[yuwuta]

whenever you and satoru have an argument, he holds your hand and he won’t let go until he’s certain you’re not mad anymore. you’re telling him off because he forgot to unpack the dishwasher again, and he knows that’s his fault and you have a right to be mad but he hates when you’re mad and even worse when you’re mad at him, so he does the first thing that comes to mind and laces your hands together. now you can’t leave and be mad at him alone, you have to be mad at him while he’s connected to you and satoru has learned that that far reduces the amount of time you spend mad at him. getting upset because he led you two in the wrong direction? holding hands until you’ve cooled down. upset with him for being reckless mid-fight? he drops his infinity just to be close to you, holds your hand and tells you the curse can wait, he needs your forgiveness more. mad at him because he forgot something important on his way home? you’re holding hands until you forgive him—which could be all the way until you go to bed, or dragging you by your connected hands with him to the store to pick up what was forgotten. you get irritated with him in public? he’s quick to hold your hands and beg for kisses. sometimes the first years see you steaming and satoru following you like a lovesick puppy, his leash being your laced fingers and megumi just sighs and explain to yuuji and nobara that, “they’re fighting. this is their get along tactic, just leave them be.” 

[stuckinapril]

The most dystopian thing you could do 7 months into a genocide is complain that a genocide is still happening—and it’s even more disgusting when it’s specifically targeted at wanting people to tag Palestinian gofundmes so you can filter them out of your dash. You’re being extremely distasteful when you demand something like that. People are dying.

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[samble-moved]

post itself

false flags

trans/adjacent tags

accessibility features

tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)

flashing / strobing / lights

unblockable flashing ad

buying ad free

staff @/macmanx guilt trip

list of staff + more issues

[infernal-lamb]

Searching your eyes for the saint is an act of futility

something that's just been on my mind recently!

[egophiliac]

he did it! 🐍 and it only took...uhhh...well, there probably could've been less punches, but why hold back!

PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE

[determinate-negation]

cant fucking stand all these smug liberals who just came out of the woodwork to opine about how important the free flow of commerce is. bitch shut the fuck up about the sanctity of international trade. this self assured attitude of “what did the houthis expect would happen messing with us” celebrating u.s. retaliation perfectly encapsulates this cruel imperial detachment of americans combined with an incessant urge to view real life through the lens of marvel superheroes. fuck you and fuck your product shipping times. putting on this condescending affect towards one of the only countries doing anything to stop the genocide because amerikan liberals delight in the idea of people they clearly see as inferior getting “put in their place” by the us. but well see how that goes

[drulalovescas]

You're so sleeping on the couch tonight face

I'm so sleeping on the couch tonight face

[jedaos]

he gets it he really does