#so basil can read it

[mashmouths]

so i started this show and it just gets worse and worseeeee not only did it lift the romance subplot directly from twilight (and not well) but they also are trying to play the forbidden love angle hard in the fantasy racism vein except it's a "cross-species" relationship between the two whitest people i've ever seen in my life and there are three people of color in the whole (first season of the) show who aren't villains and it seems that every other episode (and sometimes ebery episode and sometimes twice an episode!) there is a man physically or magically subjugating a woman and i keep waiting for the big reveal at the end to be stolen from fucking rainbow rowell

[kyofsonder]

Brain in Daylight Hours: There is no mental or emotional space for writing. There are no new ideas, and no structure for old ideas.

Brain after Dark: Here's 38 new ideas, 3/4 of a structure, official permission to write, and -- oh. The only place to write in the dark is your phone? ... Never mind.

[yugocar]

Serbian Folk Religion in 100 Terms // Narodna Religija Srba u 100 Pojmova (1991) - Dušan Bandić

"Dr. Dušan Bandić (1938-2004) was a professor of ethnology at the Faculty of Philosophy in Belgrade and for a time the head of the Department of National Ethnology and Anthropology.'' - in my attempt to make more sources on ex-yu culture accessible, i've begun to scan and share some of the good material i've read! due to some expressed interest, here is a segment on vampires and watermills (which are connected to vampires)! - for folks who can read serbo-croatian and cyrillic, you can read the direct scans from the book here and for those of you who can't, i've translated the pages into english myself and you can read them here. hope some of you enjoy reading about vampires before they were sexy! if you are interested in reading any of the other segments, you can find a table of contents here and let me know which you'd like to see first. (note: while im fluent in english and put a lot of effort into these translations, i'm by no means a professional translator. my primary focus was that the facts were translated correctly and relayed what people believed)

[moog-enthusiast]

photobomb offers a combination of many wonderful tropes that i enjoy. it combines childhood friends to lovers and enemies to lovers, (though enemies is used very loosely, keep in mind). they were each others first friends, and then first enemies, and in my mind at least- first to reconcile with one another. they’re both lonely people who care deeply about their relationships, and both particularly insecure in them despite having different outlooks- with aubrey being more angry outwardly, and basils meek anxious running away.

aubrey loved cutesy cheerful things growing up, and likely still does as a teen, even if she tries to cover it up! basil likes to share his interest with others, and aubrey likes the attention and the help, and it bounces off of each other.

Basils “softness” can help Aubrey feel safe enough to let her own softness and emotion deep through too. Aubrey’s tough outlook on the other hand, is beneficial to basil as well, being that she could be an excellent help to getting basil to stand up for himself and get a little more confidence to say no and stand off.

they also have matching color-schemes which is just very cute to me…

even in headspace it’s obvious how much they cared for each other. in realworld too, basil was the first person aubrey looked for after the incident. basil was her comfort person, and she wanted him to be the first to join her again. if it weren’t for the miscommunications and basils savior complex surrounding sunny, then i have no doubt they’d be leaning on each other throughout those four years!

when things get rough, the bullying isn’t truly from aubrey herself either. she still cares about basil, and while she does wrongly act as a bystander, she never approaches basil, and tries to leave him alone via distancing herself. basil broke that distance to try and talk to her again out of his own desperation, only to be met by the pushback of the hooligans, trying to get him away from aubrey knowing she was pissed at him.

after the lake incident—(which was an accident) — she immediately feels guilty for acting on a whim, and feels even worse in neutral endings!

tl;dr —> they lov each other

[basil-eats-rocks]

My partner is so unbelievably wonderful and we've been talking a lot about the future. It feels so easy with them. They make these things seem doable, like I can actually get there and be happy. I love the way he talks about our future home, too. He and I are so dedicated to making a home out of wherever we end up, but he's especially excited to get a place with a yard for a garden and a dog and our future kids to play in. Late night fire pits and cozy summer hammocks. I love the world they're creating with me. I wouldn't ask for anyone else to paint it with.

[infizero]

oblivion theory is the best deltarune theory bcuz every inconsistency with the legend and the knight and everything is just explained away by "this whole premise is fabricated so you'll keep playing the game forever" and it also makes actual perfect sense

[makerscockandballs]

HELLO MAYBE DO NOT GLORIFY THE GDR JUST BECAUSE THE USA SUCK

[transbcyfriend]

guess what i'm doin agaaiiiiin

[works-of-magic]

@uncle-dusknoir asked:

Jess this is urgent you're a breeder right. How do you spay a ghost. CAN you spay a ghost. If she ever lays an egg again I might strangle her and consider she doesn't breath that might take a long time and I don't want to have to do that

Oh. Arc, you're frantic over this, huh? (Understandably; unwanted babies are stressful when you LIKE the parents!)

Well, to answer your core question, yes, you… can spay a ghost. But here's the thing: It's hard to do.

Without getting into the… anatomical particulars that would scare off the kids… you have to be able to do the operation on their physical anatomy when they're physically tangible. I mean, they DO have the physical……. equipment. Sometimes it's tangible, but that's a variable state, just like with the rest of their bodies. They create physical, tangible eggs, don't they? Can't really create physical, solid matter out of only intangible stuff.

So, concern #1: You usually you have the ghost put under. Asleep or otherwise. For ethical reasons, sure, that shit HURTS otherwise, and for the surgeon's safety of course, but also because they have to be completely corporeal (or as close as any given species can get, anyways). They need to STAY that way for the duration of the procedure.

Concern #2: The tricky part comes in where you have to get them physically tangible BEFORE they fall asleep, and KEEP them that way.

I mean, a young ghost would lose their intangibility upon falling asleep. Their most solid state is their resting state. A lot of people leverage this for battling ghosts; when they fall asleep, unless they passed out in the part of Phantom Force where they're in the spirit world, they become kinda-solid and visible and thus much easier to hit. Spaying a younger ghost is much the same. Give them general anesthesia, and you have access to their physical bodies.

But a more experienced ghost could make themselves intangible before they fall asleep. Some can feel sleep coming on and use the last of their control to go defense mode. And Skorna… well, I don't know how old she is, but she seems able to use English, which usually takes a ghost anywhere from three years to a decade to learn. She can probably control her tangibility and set herself to "auto-phase" mode while she's falling asleep, thus making the operation VERY hard.

So you'd have to get her as tangible as you can, and THEN get her to sleep. It's possible, but it's especially tricky.

This is part of why gentrified cities are so frustrated that they can't quell the wild ghost population, because it's very, very hard to TNR them! Especially by people who consider them pests and don't put in the time to understand how they work. Population control based on providing nest areas and culling eggs when they're already laid works a lot better… But that's probably a rant for another time.

I wish I knew the breeder networks in Unova better, usually this is the part where I make recommendations for a ghost-savvy surgeon. Doesn't Unova have a ghost specialist Elite Four member? Could be wrong, but maybe see if (her?) administrative team can give you any direction. Sometimes you can bribe a friendly ghost into going tangible for pets and putting them under in that state, but I have a sneaking suspicion That Will Not Work On Skorna. She might be one of the ones you practically have to battle into submission.

[krembearry]

darktober day 2 - bite.

[shoveitevil]

that wasn’t a good two hours

[ceciliathecabinwitch]

Made what my boss calls ‘American spaghetti’ for dinner, which is to say that I made spaghetti but I used canned sauce

But anyway, my partner found out today that one of his favorite coworkers is leaving and was pretty bummed so it was a nice opportunity for me to actually get into the kitchen for the first time in a little bit and I added in some basil (which I use for most home/peace/happiness things) and rosemary (which I use for kind of clearing the air, in this case of that negativity/sadness) and he seems to have pepped up quite a bit

That probably has more to do with the fact that spaghetti is so delicious it’s hard to be sad after you eat it than anything about the love and intention and stirring technique used and all that, but hey, why not both?

Also pro tip that may seem super obvious to people but some people don’t know this:

If you’re making spaghetti after you boil the noodles, first of all you should drain them, and then you should add them to the sauce and mix them in there (a little at a time makes this work better/more easily but you can just dump them all in if you want) because that gets the noodles sauced up a Lot better than just adding sauce to the top of the noodles when you serve it does, even if you mix it once you have your portion

[chokulit]

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[kurohe]

Things you can do to actively participate in the revolution

Here's the list !

I know some of those will look really silly, i promise they are not. And obviously, this is not a checklist, you don't have to do everything. But they're steps that you can absolutely take if you wish to, and they WILL help.

(i am continually correcting things when people point out mistakes. Thanks everyone for your help)

(under the cut !)

1) Let's start off with a very easy one you can do right now: stop using Chrome. It's a google owned browser, and it sents all of your data towards it. Mozilla is a very good replacement, but almost anything will do, really. Also, resign your amazon prime subscription. We revolting against capitalism as a whole, and this is a good first step to not freely give em your data and money

2) Start stealing things from supermarkets and malls. I am not kidding. Little things, that aren't really monitored: a can of food, a lighter, a pair of socks. Condiments are particularly easy to hide in bags or pockets. Steal hygiene products, steal food.

Remember that you should have access to those for free, and you don't because a few rich guys don't want you to.

Additional tip: train station stores are very easy to steal from, because they're so busy. But don't put yourself in danger. Check beforehand if they check bags at checkout, look out for employees that might notice what you're doing. Don't be reckless.

(edit: imma say this, you should read up on what the risks of stealing are, for you and others. Stealing from big stores is IMO always morally right, but it is risky for many reasons. Be careful)

3) In the same line, if you see someone stealing anything from a big store, no you didn't.

4) I know a lot of people are scared of disrespecting rules. By fear of being caught, or by guilt. My advice is: start disrespecting stupid, meaningless rules. I don't have specific exemples, but you'll encounter them and wonder why you're doing that. Stop doing it. This will train you to be able to disobey autority way easier.

5) Put stickers everywhere. If you already have them, go ham. Especially on public property (lamposts are amazing). If you don't, buy them from artists or independant stores, not big brands. If you cannot afford them, remember that you can simply write stuff on an A4 paper and plaster it to walls. Or even post its !

6) Carry a sharpie with you at all time, the big black ones. If you see propaganda, scribble it out. Keep a look out for terfs stickers, maga posters, etc. Also good for getting rid of transphobic and sexist stuff written on public restroom stalls !

7) Buy locally. This means going to the market or small stores, and thrifting your clothes. If you can't for money or accessibility reasons, try trading with your friends, family and neighbours. Get communication going in your circles, and you'll realise there are a lot of things that you can simply trade with or buy from people around you. Like a jar of jam against some eggs, or a pair of socks for a t-shirt you don't wear anymore !

8) Learn how to sew. I know, that sounds dumb ! But i promise you, not only will it be amazing to trade with other people ("i'll sew back ur shirt and in exchange, you give me a can of peaches !"), corporations also haaaate when you know how to fix your clothes. Because they want you to buy more. You'll spend a lot less money if you know how to fix em

9) If you have the space and the money, grow your own food, and share it or sell it around you. Be careful, some assholes will call the FDA on you. Do that with people you trust.

Additional tip: growing vegetables and fruits can be a real nightmare. You can absolutely start by just growing some basil or mint :)

10) Organise. Join leftist groups online, even if it's just to see what's being said, you don't even need to interact. Follow creators, repost and share their content. By doing that, you'll stay informed on group movements like strikes, protests and boycotts, which you can then participate in. It's very important you're connected to other ppl and the movements that are started !

11) Unionize. I'm very sorry I don't know the exact way unions work in the US, but if you can, join one. They will help you in times of needs, especially if you're a student or a worker. If you're not sure how to do that, absolutely ask around to people you know are very active politically, around you or online. People will help.

12) Stay. Informed. Follow independant papers and news outlet. If you can afford it, give them a dollar or two. They are fighting everyday for access to unbiased information for all, and sadly, their independance means that they rely almost entirely on donations and people simply engaging with what they put out.

If you can't access those: do not get your news from TV. Ever. Or anywhere else that has been bought by the far right. Sadly, the majority of TV channels are just the worst.

And, most importantly: fact check. All of the time.

13) Share that information. Talk to those you trust and who are ready to listen to you, and tell them about what's happening. Get angry with them. Revolution stems from people coming together and realising that they're being used and profited off of. Share videos and posts relating to politics, especially informative videos.

14) Go to protests ! If you've never been, i know it can be scary. But you can stay in the middle (don't go all the way to the front, that's where stuff can get heated) and scream and walk with everyone else. You'll meet people who, like you, want things to change. Capitalism wants you to stay as unconnected to others as possible, and that's a great way to fight that.

Sometimes, there are sites that have a planning for all protests happening in a city. Look up if one exists for yours

15) Create and strenghten community. I know i really struggled with this one, because it's so vague. But here's a few places you can start:

-Go and introduce yourself to your neighbours, if you deem it safe. Give them a little gift if you can afford it, like a pack of pasta.

-Make new friends, even if they aren't deep friendships. You need connections. Online or irl, both are fine- don't stay isolated.

-If you already have community, go check on them right now. Ask your friends how they're doing, and if they need anything- ask how they're being impacted by what's happening right now politically.

16) Look for ways to fuck over the institutions in easy ways. One example that went around tumblr a lot is letting dandelions grow in your backyard, because landlords fucking hate it. If you work in retail or fast food, cheat. Accidentally forget to scan the diapers. Put in 7 nuggets instead of 6.

(edit: been told that it's very risky for walmart workers to not scan things, so beware.)

17) Engage in art. MAKE art. Music, shitty paint drawings, craft, anything as long as you're being creative. Share it. If you feel like you can't do that, then support artists. Make a point to look up cool illustrations, and new music. Go to the cinema.

If you're an artist currently in an underpaid office job, please, by the love of god, be creative during office hours. You're underpaid, they do not deserve your full time and attention. Take 30 minutes to write that snippet you've been thinking about.

(and actually, if you're underpaid at all: do the minimum required. So that you can't be fired, but that's it. Any more effort is not worth it. Companies will never be thankful for what you do.)

18) Look up books that your state banned, and go read them. You can get them secondhand, or as pdfs online. (if anyone needs ressources, i will glady look for and share them.)

And, actually, read books in general if you can. Yes, fanfics count !

19) Seek education. There's a lot of youtube channels out there talking about educational subjects in a fun way. Some things the rich assholes who run the country specifically don't want you to learn more about are: biology, history and archeology, social and economic sciences. GO LEARN ABOUT THOSE.

The people in power don't want you to be educated. It's why they eviscerated the education system.

20) PIRATE. I cannot stress this enough, anything you can pirate (that isn't from small, indie creators, except if you absolutely can't afford it) do it. Download music illegally, torrent movies and games. If you want access to academical studies and papers, some writers will give them to you for free if you email them about it. There are also ways to go around paywalls.

21) Don't fall for the traps of "progressive brands". Lately, i've seen a lot of praise for Ben and Jerry's for openly supporting lgbtq rights and being globally anti-trump. They are still a brand. Avoid buying from any big names when you can. That being said, if you have to, check beforehand which ones and what their history is. Some are more evil than others.

Additional tip: a lot of brands you see in stores are actually owned by bigger brands. One prime example of this is Nestle, who are fucking evil, but they own a shitload of other big names. Be careful what you buy.

22) I hate to say this, but be prepared to defend yourself. Revolutions are never peaceful. You will get in danger. If you can, get in ok physical shape. If you can't, buy a gun. (Remember Alabama has a 99% acceptation rate, you can get one in 10 minutes.) I hate firearms, but the enemy will have them too. Arm yourself.

If none of those are available options to you, please, make sure you have someone around you that will be able to protect you, or a place where you can be safe. Whether you are disabled, a minor, or anything else. Don't put yourself in more danger than is necessary.

23) Last but not least, be kind. When someone cuts off a woman speaking, interrupt and give her the floor back. Shame those who think it's right to say bigoted shit in public. Listen to those around you. If you can't act, then remember to always have empathy for the homeless, for drug users, for immigrants. Understand they are people just like you. You are not immune to propaganda and prejudice, no matter who you are. Always question yourself and your biases.

(if you've read this far, please repost. We need this to reach as many people as possible)

I want to remind you that you're not alone. I know things seem hopeless, but the simple fact that you're reading this is proof it's not. I don't live in the US, but i'm supporting you as best i can from where i am, and sending you strenght.

If you have any questions, do ask away. I'll end on this image that's very dear to me:

[pinayelf-archive]

Palestinian fundraisers to donate to 2

First list of fundraisers

Third list of fundraisers

Fourth list of fundraisers

Hello all, here are some Palestinians who have currently reached out to me to share their fundraisers. I put together all posts in one so I can boost them all daily.

Please take a moment to read their stories, share and donate if you can.

Some conversions for Swedish krona (SEK) as some GFMs use it: $1USD = 10.36 SEK $1CAD = 7.61 SEK €1 = 11.43 SEK

@mohammedjama77 | GFM Link | Vetted here (#93)

@emanshaaban | GFM Link | Vetted here (#31)

@aliandmanarpal | GFM Link | Vetted here (#22)

@mohamednaser1995 | GFM Link | Vetted here

@ahlam-hilles | GFM Link

Note: Unvetted, but reverse image search comes back clean

@gaza-love100 | GFM Link

Note: Unvetted, but reverse image search comes back clean

@sondos220 | GFM Link | Vetted here

Note: New GFM Link

@lendaabdalhadi | GFM Link | Vetted here (#85)

@islamqazal | GFM Link

Note: Some of the images are from other sources (news sites), but the actual photo of the children comes back clean in reverse image search

@technicallycoldnerd | GFM Link

Note: Unvetted, but reverse image search comes back clean

@ahlam910 | GFM Link | Vetted here (#73)

@oday-alanqar1 | GFM Link | Vetted here (#261)

Note: Oday and her family had a previous campaign that had been vetted, but was set up wrong and GFM ended up refunding everyone the donation. This is them restarting the fundraiser, please help them out. More info in the blog link.

@moomensblog | GFM Link

Note: Unvetted, but reverse image search comes back clean

@moh266 | GFM Link | Vetted here

@yousefhasan55 | GFM Link

Note: Unvetted, but reverse image search comes back clean

@zainsami | GFM Link

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@haithem-2 | GFM Link | Vetted here

@aboodalqedra-2 | GFM Link | Vetted here

@hamza-gaza | GFM Link | Vetted by association

@anas--basil | GFM Link | Vetted here

@ahmed--basil | GFM Link | Vetted here

@emanfamily3 | GFM Link | Vetted by assocation

@shadyfamily | GFM Link | Vetted here (#44)

@amirashawikh | GFM Link | Vetted here

@aiamaher | GFM Link

Note: Unvetted, but reverse image search comes back clean

@ameertaimsalama1 | GFM Link | Vetted here

Note: The blog shared by 90-ghost is a different blog by the same family, and is also the same GFM

@ayahoftheday & @islamgazaaccount3 | GFM Link | Verified here

Note: Ayah is not the owner of the GFM, but is helping share Islam's GFM

@abdalsalm | GFM Link | Vetted here (#4)

@familyetaf1234567 | GFM Link | Vetted here (#88)

Note: Unvetted, but reverse image search comes back clean

@mhammedmosa | GFM Link | Vetted here

@nasserakar3 | GFM Link | Vetted by association

@osama-family | GFM Link | Vetted here (#12)

@ahmedomar3 | GFM Link | Vetted by association

@lama-122 & @farahh2003 | GFM Link | Vetted here (#310)

@mahmoudayyad | GFM Link | Vetted here

@ashraffamily | GFM Link | Vetted here (#74)

@kareman2221 | GFM Link | Vetted here

Note: The blog shared by 90-ghost is another blog of the family's, but it's the same family and the same GFM

@kareem-family2 | GFM Link | Vetted here (#276)

@safaa18mero | GFM Link | Vetted here

Note: The blog in 90-ghost's link is a former blog of Safaa's that was deactivated, but the GFM is the same

@ahmedhells-blog | GFM Link | Vetted here

Note: The blog in 90-ghost's link is Ahmed's old blog, but it's the same GFM

@noorabd-1992 | GFM Link | Vetted/vetted by association

Note: Noor's old blog was reblogged by 90-ghost, but Tumblr terminated the old blog along with 90-ghost's reblog

@mohammedswierh2 | GFM Link

Note: Unvetted, but reverse image search comes back clean

@yasermohammad | GFM Link | Vetted here

Note: The blog in 90-ghost's link is another blog, but is the same GFM

@eman-zaqout | GFM Link | Vetted here

Note: The blog shared by 90-ghost is a previous blog of Eman's that was terminated by tumblr, but it is the same GFM

@aseelo680 | GFM Link | Vetted here

@mohammedaldeeb | GFM Link | Vetted here (#212)

[0dde11eth]

Poor vesemir, he tries to give his pups life lessons beyond being a witcher, but this is the kaer MORONS we are talking about. The following occurs when they are all trying to make dinner one evening.

Papa vesemir: ok boys familiarize yourself with the spices, these can make walking the path a little nicer, as you can look forward to a delicious meal at the end of a rough day

So they go over to the spice rack to read the labels.

Eskel: basil, oregano, cilantro (yuck), coriander, thyme, paprika...

Geralt: hmm, ground pepper, sounds spicy. Hmm, not sure I like the sound of garlic, seems spicier...

Lambert: cinnamon, nutmeg. Cum? DRIED CUM!?!?!

Eskel: what?? Cum?? Is this a prank??

Geralt: did jaskier put you up to this??

Lambert: I'm not fucking eating dried cum!!!

Papa vesemir: Its CUMIN YOU IDIOTS. that's it! Everyone out of my kitchen and go run the walls, everyones getting plain boiled potatoes for the rest of the week!

Geralt: yay! Finally some good food!

Papa Vesemir: OUT!!!

Jaskier (in the background): *dumping a mouthful of the dried "cum" in his mouth and then gagging* that's NOT CUM!

Papa vesemir: *internally* I bet guxart doesn't have this problem with the cat witchers

*** across the continent at the cat caravan***

Aiden: *gagging* that's NOT CUM!

Guxart: *internally* I bet vesemir doesn't have this problem with the wolf witchers