#so badly I wish I could draw

[lawva-girl]

Franky proposing with a cola shaped box….

[darlingofdots]

more temeraire twitter AU courtesy of my best and favourite partner in shitposts @queenofsovngarde:

the twitter rose garden dude announces that he will be travelling for a while "for family reasons" so unfortunately there will be no updates on the new varieties. please do not be concerned, he has every faith in the substitute gardener

he posts very sporadically for a couple of weeks, mostly seascapes. some closeups of plants in the botanical garden in Beijing. "why is rose garden dude in China he said he was travelling for family reasons" -- "idk his husband's family probably??" -- "dude his husband is Nepali are you stupid"

"wait rose garden dude is married? he has a husband???" -- "you must be new here"

and then. and then. the Official State Twitter Account of the Actual Emperor Mianning of China

posts one of those official but candid photos you get on state visits

of the Actual Emperor Mianning of China and the twitter rose garden dude walking in the palace gardens together. the emperor is smiling. rose garden dude is pointing at a blooming shrub that has clearly been freshly planted. there is a black Celestial sitting on his haunches behind them. the caption is "It is always a delight to welcome our younger brother and his companion."

what. the. fuck.

the internet has a meltdown

Twitter Rose Garden Dude Is A Prince of China [NOT CLICKBAIT] (05:47:13)

the Admiralty's social media interns suddenly sit bolt upright in bed, in a cold sweat

@Excidium_IV (30 minutes ago): are we seriously going to do this again he always gets so embarrassed when people find out

"wait the rose garden dude is will laurence the convicted traitor?" -- @Excidium_IV (15 seconds ago): benafflecksmoking.jpg

there's a whole week of hashtag discourse if he's actually allowed to call himself a prince of China or if that's like, imperialism or cultural appropriation or whatever

when Laurence said "family reasons" he meant that Temeraire and Mei are going to try for an egg again but he would rather die than admit that in public

[rancidsugar]

[kusukeslab]

people need to talk about kuusuke's official art more

[muxhroom-marx-markiplier]

welcome back to rodrick drops a shit ton of extremely messy unfinished doodles of his favorite character(s) because he cannot be held at gunpoint to finish a drawing

in this episode rodrick puts his head in his hands and tears his hair out and then screams really loudly

[sunnibits]

GOT TO DO MORE FIGURE DRAWING YESTERDAY WOOOOOO <3333

[aaandbackstabbed]

Goldie needs to be able to one up Scrooge (it’s practically an addiction). So when the twins arrived and she hated them she needed a new approach. And she already had stocks in Scrooges business and maybe she’s been neglecting them sooo perhaps she should pay some special attention.

[zukkaoru]

[ID: the first two images are screencaps from Bungou Stray Dogs of Kunikida and Dazai, respectively. the first shows Kunikida from above. he sits in a cell, frowning, his face angled away from the viewer. the second shows Dazai in prison, smiling at the viewer.

the third and fourth images are the mugshots of Barbie and Ken from the Barbie (2023) trailer. Barbie looks at the viewer, frowning and afraid. Ken faces left, looking back at the viewer and grinning widely. /End ID.]

i can't draw but you see the vision, right?

[skitskatdacat63]

Some contemplations on the matador au...sorry, I'm like a child with a new toy 😭(I've not abandoned my other stuff btw obv but at certain point, it gets a bit hard to build an AU cause I'm like, I have so many ideas but idk how to post them in a cohesive way???? So it's a bit more relaxing and fun to play with a new one for a bit bcs everything is new :) )

This au mostly exists bcs I rly like drawing ornate things, such as the matador costume. But I've been thinking a lot lately abt the actual content of it. Vettonso(of course.) I have a few ideas abt the actual avenue of it. I have one main one, and then two jokey ones.

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The first(and actual) one would be the original thought that both of them are matadors. And Seb retires after injury(btw jfc bullfighting injuries are such body horror. The one guy I was researching was impaled in the skull and lost his eye and some of his hearing. But he came back to bullfighting, and at some point was impaled in the chest and injured his lung. And still kept competing I think??? Somehow there's athletes more insane than f1 drivers, shocking, I know.)

I think Fernando would be renowed for his resilience and Seb for his agility. And both for their exceptional showmanship and flair 🤭 There's actually more than just matadors! Seb would prob start off as Fernando's assistant, a banderillero(kind of an assistant to the matador. They stick these flag things in the bull, and have to be super agile and fast.) And then becomes a matador in his own right(surpassing Fernando's achievements????) But as mentioned, gets a pretty bad injury and has to retire. But he still feels a lot of admiration and respect for Nando and comes to watch his matches. And Fernando *always* dedicates his kill to Seb, throwing his hat at him, hoping he'll one day come back. Seb is like: "what do I do with this box of hats..." Fernando is crying in the corner bcs he's lost a lot of his motivation.

It's really !!!!! to think about their suit designs and the evolution of it. They're pretty united when Seb is Fernando's assistant(Nando wearing light blue with gold, Seb darker blue with silver.) And then Seb becomes a matador(dark blue and gold), and Fernando suddenly changes his suit to bright red(he is upset, he is seeing red, haha get the bull joke?) Seb would start wearing that circa 2010 bull hat after successful matches, thus cementing himself as the "red bull" and Fernando, his rival, "bull-killer." They're not directly competing, but thematically they are. In traditional bull matches, there's 3 matadors vs 6 bulls. So vettonso are often in the same matches, indirectly competing against each other, but fighting to have the most flair and success. Fernando sees defeating Seb to be just as important as defeating the actual bull. He slays the bull, and then conquers the other.

Sobbing to imagine Fernando abandon his hatred for Seb after witnessing him getting injured. Cradling his bloody, torn up body. Pressing his hat to Seb's chest, soaking up his blood with his own cape. By that point, Seb had had a dark green suit. And ever since he retired, Fernando now wears the same shade, as an homage to his once great rival, dedicating every kill that Seb never got to have to the man himself.

Hahaha okay silly versions:

Two is just bullfighter!Fernando being driver Seb's wag 😭

Everyone notes the irony of him being a Red Bull driver who constantly has bull iconography(2010 bull hat, petting the bull on his car, "riding" the bull at the end of 2012, etc.) dating a man who kills bulls for a living. But it turns out Fernando is the only one who can tame the bull 🤭, and also Seb is the only bull he can't bring himself to kill. Seb makes a helmet for the Spanish gp based on the embroidery of Fernando's suit. Fernando tries to incorporate Seb's logo and rbr logo somewhere on his cape. They share a trophy shelf 🥰 and Fernando brings one of his hats to the Spanish gp to publicly bestow upon Seb.

The third is so stupid 😭 Basically: Seb becomes the human physical manifestation of one of the bulls Fernando is meant to kill, and tries to seduce him into leaving the bullfighter life. So he's a bull-boy: tails, ears, horns and all 😏 So Fernando comes home from a match, and Seb is there, kneeling, when he opens his front door. Fernando now must conquer a bull in a *different* way. Bull-boy out who is out to ruin your livelihood by seductively splaying himself across every surface in your house and encouraging you to tug on his septum ring, and forget that you have a match to go to this weekend, and wouldn't you rather enjoy a bull rather than kill one?

[noctishy]

Doodle of Master from Bar Stella Abyss. I fell in love with the aesthetics and designs of this game when it got announced last year, hopefully it'll get localized in the future... 🙏

[gunstellations]

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[existence-is-overrated]

he is SO babygirl

[harrys-strutting-dad]

i wish there were more german speaking maurauders fans because hobbylos with rezo and julien???hello???? sooo james and sirius coded!!!!

[arolesbianism]

I may be failing my plan to not make any isat aus. So there's this guy her name is Euphrasie right. What if I took her and combined what could be 3 separate au concepts into one. And in the process forced myself to go back and reread a bunch of shit to make sure I know how to maximally fuck over this sad wet puppy of a woman

[ikemenomegas]

I need a kneeling knight and delicate prince reader x itachi self com...

[rosedhall]

Rose Hall posting