#hobbylos

[vii-doodles]

Taking a tiny green goblin man break to be annoying abt my favorite German youtubers.

[amyyscorner]

Haben Sie eigentlich schon Hobbylos mit 5 Sternen bewertet?

[harrys-strutting-dad]

i wish there were more german speaking maurauders fans because hobbylos with rezo and julien???hello???? sooo james and sirius coded!!!!

[lonelyflowerpot]

Ich bin einfach Paula Hartmann😔

[lilacs-world]

My ass first thinking this was about the Podcast Hobbylos by the two German YouTubers /Streamers Julien Bam and Rezo 😭 but I think it’s not about them? 🫣 /gen

German really popped off with hobbylos and asozial. Peak insults tbh

[suuupermetroid]

are there any lobbyhoes on tumblr or am i just shouting into the void rn

[yvxsstuff]

Nett hier aber haben sie Hobbylos schon mit ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ bewertet?

[iamthedamndonutdrawcat]

my mental health might be going to shreds but at least i have a new heartstopper update tomorrow and a new episode of germanys dumbest podcast on saturday

[fleshblight]

Ehhh….DOCH!

[iixtwo]

_(´ཀ`」 ∠)_

dieser moment, wenn der moment ein moment ist das leben reinklatscht und dir sämtliche zeit und energie zum schreiben raubt.

anyway.

falls sich jemand dran erinnert, habe ich vor einiger zeit (monaten) eine one piece mmff angeteasert, zu der es dann irgendwie doch nicht gekommen ist, da mich die arbeit komplett aus diesem universum geschmettert hat. irgendwie hat sich das ganze jetzt wieder ein wenig eingependelt - zumindest mehr oder weniger, und ich möchte endlich wieder mit dem schreiben anfangen damn it. ich kann schließlich nicht ewig hobbylos bleiben, das geht zu sehr auf die psyche.

das ding ist; mir schweben jetzt 2 konzepte im kopf, auf die ich gleichermaßen bock habe. ich werde aber niemals zwei mmffs gleichzeitig starten. das endet nie gut und ich habe ehrlich gesagt auch gar keine zeit dafür.

also schau ich einfach, woran ein paar der ffde-menschen mehr interesse haben (und nehme dann vielleicht doch die andere idee, sorry not sorry) - und fokussiere mich dann auf eins der beiden projekte. falls das hier überhaupt jemand sieht.

PROJEKT#01: one piece apokalyptisch | tragödie | found family | blood & injury | bisschen horror die welt ging zugrunde und alles, was skypia tun konnte, war zuschauen. und weinen. aka das bereits angeteaserte projekt; mehr infos sollten noch irgendwo auf meiner ask-seite herumdümpeln, aber ich halte es hier mal bewusst ein wenig vage.

PROJEKT#02: boku no hero academia all might era | villain-centric (or is it?) | menschliche abgründe | violence kurz gesagt: in einer zeit, in der all might an der spitze seiner kräfte ist, sind die straßen noch nie so sicher gewesen. der beruf "held" war allerdings auch noch nie so prekär. die lösung der hero public safety commission? gestellte bösewichte. doch was für menschen lassen sich auf einen täglichen tanz mit dem tod ein? helden sind schließlich gefährlich. (doch verzweifelte menschen sind es auch)

TLDR: ich hab bock ne mmff zu starten. wo liegt eher das interesse?

[warmbleeding]

How could I forget!

My BFs neigbours complained to this landlord, that His blinds were down during weekdays (this was around Last year in Winter)

He workerd 9-10 hours during the time, He was leaving around 6 am and came Home at 6/7 pm, so He saw No point in opening His blinds.

But yeah because of the complaints He Had to Open the blinds 🙄🙄

[paskariu]

Say what you will about German but the insults are amazing.

+ Hurensohn, son of a bitch. Timeless classic. One word.

+ Asozial, means asocial but used here means antisocial. Why are you like this have you never lived in a society?

+ Hobbylos, without a hobby, go do something worth your time. Or literally anything besides what you're doing right now

+ Heul leise, cry quietly, ruthless. No mercy given

[koifly]

German crp headcanons

Nina:

Nina the Killer would listen to SXTN. She'd blast 'Von Party zu Party' in her pink, leopard print, maximalist room every day. She knows all of their songs by heart and introduces everyone who doesn't know them (very few) to SXTN.

Had a fat crush on the Kaulitz brothers (Tokio Hotel), Peter Shaw (Die ???), Julien Bam and Taddl (TJ_beastboy) when she was younger.

Watched Rebekah Wing's horror yt vids religiously. Tbh, she watched every German youtuber's horror vlogs.

Was a victim of the "Scheiss Grufti" and "Zieh dich mal vernünftig an" comments in her school.

Since she's Turkish in my AU, she had an accent when she spoke German, especially when she was younger. It's still there but not as noticeable.

Early and uncontrolled internet access kid.

CRO hater in public, secretly loved his songs.

Didn't go outside often when she was younger, she rather played at home or in her backyard.

Was that kid that went to primary school with a princess crown.

Wanted to go to the Longboard tour SO badly but wasn't allowed to.

Listens to Hobbylos. (Nett hier, aber haben Sie schon Hobbylos mit 5 Sternen bewertet?)

Toby:

Probably grew up in a small village on the countryside.

Was an outside kid, he hated being at home. Not only because of the abuse but also because he got bored too quickly.

Parents somehow convinced him to be an altar boy, he quit when he was 14 or something.

LOVED Die Ärzte and Pisse, his dad listened to Rammstein so he didn't listen to them as some form of protest. (I don't support the actions of Till Lindemann in any way btw)

Went everywhere with his bicycle until 13, then he just walked everywhere or took public transport.

Says 'Digga' in every sentence, doesn't even know how he picked it up but he did. (Digga is a German slang word, comparable to bro, dude etc...)

Toggo kid who actively hated on KiKa kids. Mainly because he once fell asleep while watching KiKa in the evening and woke up while Berndt das Brot was on. He got jumpscared basically. (Please google Berndt das Brot, that thing was every German kid's nightmare and biggest fear istg.)

Always got candy too when he went to the bakery. Loved Esspapier and Schlümpfe.

Absolutely despises AfD voters. (Which is good, don't vote right wing parties kids, be like Toby)

When the first Bibi und Tina movie came out, his sister forced him to go to the cinema with him.

Regularly falls into a bush of nettles. (Not that he cares or feels it)

Ate every god damn berry he found in the wild when he was a kid. An absolute miracle that he's still alive.

Has always been a Marvel boy.

Met Nat in primary school. They even lived close to one another. Thought Nat was weird at first but somehow ended up crushing really hard on her in 8th grade or something. Is still crushing.

Natalie:

Was a victim of the "Oui, oui baguette" comments at her school.

Was the weird girl at her school, no one really talked to her, was always drawing something and only wore black.

Absolutely loved Stutenkerle and St. Martins Brezeln.

Always had the prettiest lantern at St. Martin.

LOVED Bibi und Tina. Had everything from them, dvds, cds, posters, friendship bracelets, everything.

Had a big fat crush on Toby in 7th grade. (Nothing really changed about that lol)

Lived on a farm, had her own little pony and named her Sabrina as a reference to Bibi und Tina.

Lived in a small village on the countryside. (Same that Toby lived in obviously)

Ruhrpott dialect despite her French roots. I'm not gonna explain why, she just has it.

Had a crush on Beni from Woozlegoozle when she was a kid.

Even though her parents are french, they loved Schlager music. Nat has a love-hate relationship with it.

Was at EVERY Schützenfest in her village and those around it. Had no particular reason for it, she always went alone anyways. She just found it amusing to see people get drunk and do stupid shit.

Was a Die Ärzte girl.

[j4m3sst]

Lol, I posted on here for once in a while. Idk what to post since I'm 'hobbylos' hah. German pun, get it? Probably not😟

[thelheo]

I have not stopped calling things and people hobbylos.

it is just far too good of a descriptor and insult

Honestly with some distance i think I'd say german teenagers were onto something when they used "hobbyless" as the default insult in the early 2010s

[yoursweetenby]

Hellu im kind of new on Tumblr, is this place still alive? If yess I'm here now xD. I like Art, alternative fashion, a lot of fandoms (Hobbylos, drei???, Doctor Who, the big bang theory, Hello Kitty, the Rookie, Sherlock, etc), music (alternative, emo, nu metal, alt metal, crossover, punk, rock, queer artists, etc.) and poetry. And tbh idfk what im doing here :0. If you read this, have a wounderful day!! :3 (pls ignore my Bad english)