#snw crack

[coolgenie]

Kirk’s dubious driving skills being consistent across series 😂🙌

TOS 1x28

SNW 2x03

[whisperingphantasm]

Okay, so, we know that Spock said his name was unpronounceable, but then we find out it’s just S’chn T’Gai.

The Doctor also claims that their name is unpronounceable, so my theory is that the Doctor and Spock have the exact same name.

[czarcaustic]

she is everything to me

[reasonmustbemytruenorth]

Calling it now: SNW is gonna have Spock hit a wall following his exploration of his human side, combined with his emotional upheaval ever since fighting the gorn with extreme violence back in s1e9.

He’s gonna have some sort of dramatic personal crisis and then recommit to the Vulcan way—including getting back with T’Pring , who as a literal expert in bringing Vulcans back to the path of logic, will help settle him but they’ll be cold with one another and assume his human sex drive means he probably won’t go through pon farr so they can remain distant backup bondmates with minimal contact while pursuing their own interests.

Meanwhile, Captain Pike will save the cadets and become maimed and gravely injured as he knows is coming. This will further upset Spock, who will be unable to be there to support him, as Number One will insist he remain on duty on the Enterprise, because one of them has to.

Using his reestablished Vulcan metal disciplines to bury his sadness, Spock will get all subdued and private again with the crew.

And that will be the status quo when James T. Kirk becomes Captain of the Enterprise…

[poebrey]

once again thinking about how Sarek calls Michael his ward until she’s in her thirties versus Spock calling Michael his sister even when they’re deeply estranged

[female-fogbank]

SPOCKLAAN WEEK 2023, DAY 7: CREATOR'S CHOICE

"You two wish to formalize your relationship," Chris said.

"Yes Sir," Spock and La'an said in unison.

Chris looked up at the couple, who were dressed as Una and himself for Halloween. He felt the irony of them standing there publicly announcing their love. When he and Una were far from announcing their love to the crew or the federation.

[fluffmugger]

SNW s3 *really* leaning into the Johnny Bravo hair i see.

[im-all-out-of-ideas]

Star Trek: Strange New World s2 ep4

yeah this is continuing the hot streak so far. it was a great time, and a much needed breather from the cerebral and high-concept stuff from last week.

revisiting Rigel VII wasn't something I ever expected snw to do but here I am feeling very grateful that they did. it wasn't a novel concept to have a landing party lose their memory on a mission and have to sort through it, but there's something about this episode's take that just feels fresh. and the idea of Pike's mistake coming back and just biting him in the ass with this Zac guy feels very nuTrek, but in the best way.

one thing I can say for sure is that the actors and their performances carry this episode as high as it is. without this cast of incredibly talented people giving their all for the silly space show, I don't think this one would be nearly as enjoyable. Mount, Chong, and Olusanmokun are all great to watch with amnesia. Peck, Gooding, and Romijn are all great, and the standout for sure is Melissa Navia and her chance to really work Ortegas in a new way. she was spectacular, hilarious, and i'm desperate to see her get her landing party.

if this was the Ortegas episode, it was disappointing, but i don't think it was. the clip of the shuttle above the forest in the trailers seems much more likely to be it and if we're due for even more Ortegas, i'm definitely taking everything i can get.

and Pike's little thing with Batel just doesn't ring as fulfilling as the other romantic pairings. i think that's intentional, and there may be a point in this being a failed relationship despite trying to make it work. either way, Pike can absolutely stand on his own without a romance and i'd prefer if he remained the father in the station wagon.

overall, very low-risk fun with lots of humor and a bonus Pike losing his shit scene. thumbs up.

[lenievi]

you know, I expected La'an to pull out his file to check on Kirk (since we know she did read his personnel file before) but her actually calling him and making him aware of her own existence, feels a lot stronger, but also it might be hinting at a possible future development (let me dream okay lol)

looking at just his photo would feel kind of final, but her talking to him just doesn't. It opens possibilities because Kirk now knows her.

[the-redhead-in-a-dress]

thinking about Una doing Chris' eyebrows in his bathroom one day early on in their command of the enterprise (Una's doing it because she's been doing it since they were Ensigns and Chris can admit they look way better when she does it) and his yeoman catching them and that story running through wildfire all across the ship...like it becomes a new bingo square for the lower decks to complement on the Captains on his brow game

and eventually a couple of ensigns...giggly after a drink (in that divine bar onboard) get the courage to approach Una and ask if she'd be willing to do theirs one day...and Una takes both Chris' advice to connect with the crew more and also pity on one of the women whose friend has really messed her brows up...and so Una ends up bonding with the crew through eyebrow threading and nail painting.

[ssaalexblake]

i just realised that they dyed jack quaid’s eyebrows purple. The commitment to the bit is Fabulous. 

[beautyofsorrow]

would you ever write a star trek/satanic panic crossover?

i will not lie i have been trying to figure out how to do this for nearly 12 months. some day i will crack the code but i think i’ve gotta get the star trek/x-men crossover out of my system first

writer’s would you ever :)

[dearestblood]

We don't talk about my straight cousin Blade.

[thestarlightforge]

Wouldn’t it be funny if ancient Spock went rage-y one more time to punch out Boimler for talking sh!t to Christine 120+ years ago.

Boimler: Did you and Nurse Chapel ever…? I mean, I know she’s dead now, but—

Mariner: BOIMS.

Spock: …

Spock: …

Spock: …

Boimler: Mr. Spock, sir? Are you oka—

Spock: *DECKS HIM*

Since Spock is still alive when Lower Decks takes place, I can definitely see Boimler and Mariner (especially Boimler) going to track him down.

Boimler: Mr. Spock! Mr. Spock! Sir! Remember me!? Remember us!? We came from the future! You smiled at me so creepily!

Mariner: You were so hot when you were our age!

Spock: 🤨

Boimler: Mariner, why’d you say that? You probably offended him!

Mariner: I meant it as a compliment!

Spock: Yes, I remember you two and your chaos.

Boimler & Mariner: *high pitched squeals*

[poebrey]

are you a man Boims???

[female-fogbank]

SPOCKLAAN WEEK 2023, DAY 7: CREATOR'S CHOICE

Title: All Hijinks and No Cake... Fandom: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Pairing: Number One | Una Chin-Riley/Christopher Pike, La'an Noonien-Singh & Spock, Erica Ortegas & Nyota Uhura Rating: M (for some very suggestive language being used) Chapters: One Shot

Summary:  All they wanted to do was get Captain Pike's quarters ready for a Surprise Birthday party...

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