#snv aphrodite x reader

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#158 Lil' freak

Aprhodite*Interacting with humans*My~You humans sure are strange!~*Pokes Adam cheek*

Adam*Eating his wife's pie blinking uninterested at Aphrodite*

Aprhodite*Looking at you with a smile, picking you up by your armpits*And what pray tell~Are you, My dear?~

Y/n*Not blinking,shrugs*Im just a lil' freak...

Aprhodite*Gasps and hugs you into her chest*UGH!?~FINALLY A CREATURE WITH FINE TASTE!~

Y/n*Wiggles Eyebrow with a smirk at the others as they lean into her boobs*

I wanna live there-*Points at aphrodite chest*

[bones4thecats]

➸ Fear Deity! S/O; Record of Ragnarok

Character: Hermes, Aphrodite, Odin, and Buddha A/N: This was fun to write. By the way, I might allow requests to be open tomorrow. No promises though! Disclaimer(s): Nothing wrong, just fluffy shit

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╚═════ Hermes ═══════════════════════════════╝

📨 As the Greek Deity of Fear, you were hailed for many centuries for your ability to torture someone with visions and dreams of their worst nightmares happening. Because of how bad some of them got, many began calling you Deitas Interni Nocendi, or Deity of the Internal Harm

📨 Hermes gained interest in you after the whole Adamas incident. He had asked if you sided with his uncle, to which you smiled and asked if he thought you feared such a pathetic man so much. He just smiled back and chuckled before evolving into a deeper conversation with you

📨 Years later, you guys stood by one another's side as you were married and began to make your own branch of the Greek Pantheon grow larger and larger. This was especially true when your children of fear from your previous bond with a human warrior, the Terrors, began to see Hermes like a father

📨 During Ragnarok, you stood alongside your husband and now adult-children. While he admired the fights with his father, you merely sat with your head on your hand in boredom. It wasn't until Poseidon lost and Jack the Ripper came on stage that you could feel the fear that flowed through everyone's frames, feeding you amazingly

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╚═════ Aphrodite ═════════════════════════════╝

💐 Aphrodite has always been an alluring woman, and she knows that. She looks at herself so much that she can perfectly draw her body without any issue. But, with breasts that big, how hard would it be to remember your figure?

💐 When you arrived at a meeting with the other Gods, she was shocked to see just how dark you were. Even the God of the Dead, Hades, dressed in more color than you did! You walked in with your children following you, all in cute little color-coded cloaks, while you had a large thorn-made crown on top of your head with some thorns poking out of your skin amazingly

💐 She was entranced with how you held yourself. Many feared you, and the small few who didn't ended up succumbing to your ability to instill fear in all you wish too. Aphrodite was surprised that you seemed to have little animosity with her, and when she asked, she was happy to hear you actually enjoyed her more 'peppy-look'

💐 It was after you guys married and began ruling your realm together that everyone began to notice just how much more joyful you were to be around. You started dressing with more color and plants on you, she even got your little Terrors to dress more colorfully and child-like, despite how they aged to be more mature. It honestly made even the toughest Gods smile on the inside

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╚═════ Odin ═════════════════════════════════╝

🪶 Odin respected you from afar. He knew of your abilities and always decided to stray away from asking you for any insights on the issues inside of your Pantheon

🪶 But, when a couple incidents with Loki grew into including your youngest Terror, Kenaz, he had no choice but to have you come to a meeting. Everyone was internally weary that you would pull something and end up forcing their Pantheon to go into war against you and your seven little fear-monster children. Thankfully, that did not happen and you ended up surprising them by being quite nice to be around

🪶 Ever since that day, you spoke more and more to the Head God of the Norse Pantheon. As he spoke to you more and more, Odin had started to mentally record every tiny event you guys had where you made his heart start beating faster. This led to you guys becoming close allies, then courting, before settling on marrying one another years later

🪶 When your only biological son, Thor, was born, everyone feared you more. Not only could you instill fear and make someone scared so much that they had a heart attack and just drop dead like nothing, you were also married to the Odin, and had the Thor as your son. You were quite the surprise to all

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╚═════ Buddha ═══════════════════════════════╝

🍭 Buddha had always heard of a Deity that lived in Heaven that could control the fear that someone, even an immortal, had inside of them. He never encountered you for quite some time, but when he did, he wasn't that surprised with how you behaved

🍭 He guessed you'd be a quiet and threatening type, which you were. But, you only shocked him when you seemed to be more sunshine and rainbows with your Terror-children. You would kneel to their height, pat them on their shadow-like head, and kiss them goodbye as they went to speak to another mortal on the path to be a better person

🍭 When you guys actually started bonding, everyone who knew you just wanted to know why you were around the 'Human-God knockoff' all the time. You would just smiled and laugh before looking at them with a dead expression and telling them he made you laugh more than anyone else had ever

🍭 Buddha does love being around you, especially after you guys got together. He also loves being around your children. Your oldest Terror, Shui, was more of a shy-type, but when Buddha came around? That just fell faster than a loose rock on the mountain that Sun Wukong was stuck underneath years ago! He was the perfect choice for you and the perfect choice for your children. And you wouldn't have it any other way

[nameless-flame]

RoR gods reactions to you calling Poseidon a 💅Drama Queen💅

RoR and fem!Reader crack below the cut

Seated along the round table, various prominent figures of each pantheon waited, some more patiently than others, for the mortal standing before them to reveal what she had summoned them for.

[Name] cleared her throat, putting an end to the idle chatter that had previously filled the walls of the old-fashioned conference room. "I have called you to this meeting to discuss a matter of utmost importance."

Shiva rolled his neck, allowing his eyes to freely wander between the faces of the gods – all deemed to be high figures in their respective pantheon – some even belonging to the same one. And yet, there was one man missing.

Leaning his chair back, the God of Destruction balanced himself with two hands holding onto the edge of the table, whilst his remaining two rested behind his head. "Where's that sea deity?"

Shooting a glare in Shiva’s direction, [Name] resumed talking. “If you had not so rudely interrupted me you would have known why.”

The blue man merely rolled his eyes. He had long before grown used to her more… unmannerly way of addressing them. Her disrespectful attitude had at first irked him, and many other deities, but eventually whatever ill feelings they initially harboured toward her soon evolved into intrigue, and later friendship. Some even more than that.

Seeing how the god had not argued back, the human continued. "As for why Sea Boy isn’t here with us today, I didn’t invite him.”

Hades’ brows flickered and he paused his chess match with Zeus. “I presume this meeting concerns my brother?”

[Name] gave the God of the Underworld a curt nod. “I’ll just get straight to the point so to not further waste our time. Can we all come to common agreement that Poseidon is the biggest drama queen in history?"

Hades didn’t know what was more worrisome; her odd exclaim, or the fact that no one had so much as reacted to it. Have things like this truly become the norm?

Most eyes darted to Apollo, and then lingered there, before returning to her, obviously questioning her statement. However, [Name] did not yield under their distrustful stares but continued speaking without any less conviction. "Yes, sure. Some might argue that the twink has some dramatic traits as well."

Apollo craned his neck in her direction, no longer staring in the reflection of his hand mirror. "Why are we listening to her, again?"

“Because they’d rather be here than at one more of your lame parties.” Apollo furrowed his brows, but ultimately decided to just massage the tense muscles of his temples, not desiring to start a fruitless dispute with her.

“But we are not here to talk about Apollo, but Poseidon – the biggest drama queen I have ever encountered in my entire life.”

Beelzebub sighed, tapping his foot impatiently against the marble floor. He just wanted to return to his research. “How did you even come to such an irrational conclusion?”

Standing tall, [Name] placed her hands on her hips. “Irrational? Do you guys truly not see it?” Blank stares were shot in her direction, only Heracles and Ares had the decency to shake their heads.

“Well then, allow me to provide you with an example; If a fly were to land on that drama queen’s shoulder, he would not hesitate to drown all their villages, slaughter their children, and then feed their corpses to the nearest animal.”

Loki snickered, obviously finding some amusement in what he deemed to be an exaggerated story. [Name] ignored him and continued. “And then, to truly top it off, after exterminating an entire species he would just act as normal, as if his reaction was more than justifiable.”

“She does have a point,” the serene voice of Aphrodite spoke. “Poseidon’s reactions do tend to be quite… overbearing at times.”

[Name] dragged a hand through her hair in hope that the motion would soothe her racing mind. “And I know this to be true because that fly is a metaphor for us humans. I literally bumped into him just the other day, and this bitch-”

A warning glare from Hades.

“This very fine gentleman acted like I gave him the bubonic plague.” Loki and Shiva broke into a fit of laughter. The Hindu god even toppled off his chair, but that didn’t seem to encourage him from continuously laughing his ass off.

[Name] rolled her eyes. “Yeah, yeah, continue howling all day long you buffoons, but I think I singlehandedly made him wish for a second Ragnarok.” This only made the duo double over, trying to choose between drying their tears or holding their stomachs. It was a good day for Shiva to have four arms.

Hermes, however, coaxed his brows. “Do you mean to tell us that you came in contact with Lord Poseidon without invoking his wrath?”

[Name] cocked her head to the side. “Didn’t I just tell you that he looked like he wanted to pierce me into a shish kebab?”

Hades moved his king one square forward on the chessboard, the slight click when the piece hit the wood gaining her attention. “That is not what he meant, my dear. If our brother is truly angry, he will not hesitate to kill whoever is around him. The fact that you are still alive indicates that he had no desire of ending your life.”

Odin nodded from the seat beside his son, who was staring out of the window, wishing for this conversation to come to an end.

"This!” [Name]’s sudden outburst caught the attention of everyone in the room, including the socially withdrawn God of Thunder. “This is what I mean when I call him dramatic! You have just grown used to his actions. Look, I don't mind his exaggerated reactions, but he needs a bit of variation.”

[Name] began pacing around the room, her back straight and chin held high, while holding a stick in her hand. Where did she even get that?

“Someone breathes the same air as me? Dead.” Everyone’s eyes widened.

She was imitating Poseidon.

“Someone accidentally steps on my foot? Dead. Someone has the audacity to look me straight in the eye? Dead.” She stopped and heaved a heavy sigh, “Like, come on. Try something new for once, please."

Zeus stroked his long beard. "Wait, let me get this straight. You mean to tell us that your problem with Poseidon is not his behaviour, but that it has grown old?"

[Name] slammed her hands against the table, making the glasses along the wine bottles on it shake with the sudden force. “Yes!”

“This meeting is over.” Hades declared, already walking away. It did not take long for the other deities to follow him, Loki and Shiva needing to crawl out from all their excessive laughing.

“Fine, go! But don’t come crying to me when you guys realize I was right!”

“We won’t,” cooed Zeus.

…

“Hades?”

“Yes, Zeus?”

The King of the Gods blinked, not believing his eyes. “Why is Poseidon drowning that entire meadow?”

Before the two deities stood their brother, sending wave after wave into a beautiful landscape of green hills and the most gorgeous of flowers.

Hades sighed, running a hand through his white hair. “To kill the flies.”

Zeus turned his head to his brother, already dreading his next answer. “Why?”

The King of the Underworld gulped, cursing that mortal for how correct she had been. “Because a fly had landed on his shoulder.”

[chaostroberry1]

Literally no one

Poseidon : would you still love me if I was a fish?

Name : poseidon, it's 3 in the morning babe...please go to sleep..

Poseidon : so you wouldn't.

Name : no no, I still love you. Can't we just talk about this when I'm not so tired-

Poseidon : I hate you.

Name, sighing : I love you too babe..

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Later on

Zues : why's poseidon so grumpy?

Poseidon : none of your business

[yukisnowowl]

Meme for @deathmetalunicorn1

Leonidas and Brunhilde are going to beat Apollo in the ass for teaching a child that word and calling Leonidas DILF

[dance-till-the-death]

How I think RoR characters would scream

expect some of them are incorrect because idfk

‼️ LOUD WARNING ‼️

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@monochrome-cropcrown @roygiri @rexmez @thequietkid-moonie @recreationalfanfics @snowmantita

[recreationalfanfics]

I love your writing, can you possibly do Yandere Loki and maybe Aphrodite with an Asexual Reader who’s not physically attracted by them, rather they tell them how they’re very ‘Ugly/Unattractive’ because of their personality (I’m Ace myself) how do you think they’ll react to Reader calling Thrud ‘Beautiful’ and the ‘True Maiden/Beauty in Heaven’ because Reader likes Thrud for her personality (I think it would be funny since I believe Loki knows he’s attractive, same for Aphrodite but to the extreme, and I definitely would find it hilarious for them to be knocked down a peg or two because Reader isn’t afraid to call them out on their bullshit and tell them they’re Ugly)

I ADORE Thrud, she’s so beautiful 😭 (She’s so pretty and cute, like HOW can anyone THINK she’s a monster??)

NO, YOU'RE SO RIGHT ABOUT THIS AND TY FOR THE THRUD REQUEST. LIKE, LOKI DEF KNOWS HE'S PRETTY BUT I KNOW WHERE MY LOYALTIES LIE AND HAS TO KNOW HIS PLACE WHEN IT COMES TO THRUD.

Yandere! Aphrodite + Yandere! Loki w an Ace! Darling who likes Thrud Better

Yandere! Aphrodite:

- As the Goddess of Love and Beauty, she is entitled to some degree to think that she's attractive so why wouldn't you fall for her?

- Despite how many times you try to tell her you're uncomfortable with it, she will try to seduce you but stops when you push her away or genuinely seem upset with her attempts.

- She either assumes that you're shy or that you are simply playing hard to get, which she enjoys for a while. You know Kokomi Teruhashi from Saiki K who simply can not accept the fact Saiki isn't interested in her? Literally how she acts.

- When you try to tell you aren't attracted to her, she doesn't really listen which finally causes you to snap and tell her that she's ugly. She laughs in your face and coos about how her darling has such an odd sense of humor.

- "No, I'm not joking! You may be pretty on the outside but I could never love anyone whose as ugly as you. Especially someone who can't respect my boundaries and choices!"

- And she is shocked for a bit...but then she is PISSED. YOU UNGRATEFUL WHELP, ARE YOU NOT AWARE OF HOW MANY MORTALS AND GODS WOULD LOVE TO BE IN YOUR SHOES!? TO BE ADORED BY HER THE WAY SHE ADORES YOU!

- She gets angry and yells at you. You knew she wouldn't be happy to hear it and her lashing out at you only proved your point about how truly ugly she was. You backed away from her as she tried to walk towards you, trying to grab you, but she was stopped by someone who stood between you two.

- "Hey! Leave them alone."

- "YOU FOOLISH VALKYRIE, YOU DARE STAND AGAINST A GODDESS!?"

- "If she's taking out her anger on a mortal she's been HARASSING since Ragnarok started, then yes!"

- She glares from Thrud, to you, to Thrud again. Then she turns around and walks off, trying to pick up the dignity she had as a Goddess after being brutally rejected by you. She sulks and rages and mopes for a few days, after all, HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY THINK SHE WAS UGLY!?

- When she's finally in her right state of mind, she tries to approach you again. Maybe she can apologize and change your mind about her! After all, she will admit that looking back she has been a bit touchy but she's so in love with you! Maybe if you saw that then you'd accept her. Oh, and there you are- Wait, why are you with Thrud??

- It turns out that while she was in heartbreak, you and the most muscular Valkyrie sister had grown quite close. Thrud protecting you from other God's, letting you sit on her shoulder and laughing as you talked about how much taller you felt. You looked so happy around her, why didn't you look that happy with Aphrodite!?

- Then you called her the True Beauty of Heaven and Aphrodite is once again sent into an outrage.

- HER? A BEAUTY? MEANWHILE, APHRODITE WAS UGLY!? THAT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE, (Y/N)!? HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL TO HER!?

- From here, she honestly will do anything to keep you away from Thrud. She'll try to act nicer to you but she doesn't have the patience to keep it up for long, maybe she'll stage a little accident where Thrud can't save you but she can, or maybe...she'll just take you away♡

- It's your own fault for this, you know! She tried to love you gently but you simply wanted to be ungrateful.

Yandere! Loki:

- This man knows he's drop dead gorgeous and while it isn't the SOLE reason why he acts like a horrible God, he still thinks that because of his looks and "cute" antics that you'd at least fall for him.

- He is a bit more respectful of your boundaries than Aphrodite is...like, when it comes to seduction and stuff, he wouldn't really do much of that. I'll give him that much but that doesn't mean he doesn't make you feel uncomfortable or unsafe.

- You can feel his eyes burning into you, he doesn't really care enough to hide his prescence and he thinks its cute the way you glare at him and try to move away from him, as if he isn't gonna follow you♡

- He knows how you feel about him already. You've even called him Ugly or Unattractive for his personality before and his response is usually just him chuckling and telling you why you expected any different, after all, he is the God of Deciet and Mischief♡

- Lately, he hasn't seen you around as often and it's honestly been affecting his mood. He's more irritable and he's seething when he tries to look for you and you're not as your usual spots. He even broke into your room, expecting to scare you and catch you off gaurd.

- Only to see that a lot of your possessions where gone, which confused and frustrated him even more. Then he hears some other gods talking about you and how you were now living with one of the Valkyries, to which Loki grabbed them and threatened to kill them himself if they didn't tell him everything.

- You changed sides...You couldn't stand him so much that you changed sides and were now roommates with one of the Valkyries, he wasn't sure how he felt. Of course he was angry but he also couldn't really blame you. That didn't mean he had to like it, of course.

- Not only that but it was Thrud who had let you stay with her, noticing how uneasy and paranoid you were because of Loki and vowing to protect you from him. Yeah, maybe he liked to make you miserable and isolated and by his side but he highly doubted you needed protection from him.

- Although protection was such a laughable word considering the fact that despite Thrud's muscular and giant build, he was more than confident all it would take was a simple flick of his wrist to end her.

- So he goes over to the Human's side to grab you and drag you back to him, everyone avoiding him as he walked to the Valkyrie's quarters with a dark and heavy aura that radiated with anger and bloodlust.

- He didn't have to walk too far since he heard you in the garden...talking with Thrud. He stormed over to you, yet he stopped in his tracks when he heard what you said to her.

- "Thrud, you truly are the most beautiful person in heaven." You sighed, making Thrud flustered but she smiled and shyly thanked you for the compliment.

- He...he feels something weird. It's in his chest. It feels like an ache of some sort? The word echoes in his mind as he clenches his chest and stares at the ground. He already knew he was attractive, even when you did call him ugly, and it didn't bother him. So why...Why does that hurt so much now? Beautiful. Why does he feel cold when he sees how joyful Thrud looks when you tell her that.

- That moment of sorrow passed by quickly and he's already enraged but he just walks over and hugs you from behind. Thrud gets up to try and hurt him but he just puts a blade on your neck and is all: "Thrud! What an unpleasant surprise! I'm sorry but we really must be going now! C'mon, (Y/n)!~ I've missed you terribly!" and Thrud is helpless because she doesn't know if he'll actually hurt you but when she tries to follow after, you just give her a sad smile of defeat...which breaks her heart.

- When he drags you back, he throws you roughly against the wall and pins you to it, using one arm to cage you and the other to roughly seize your chin. He looks at you, nothing short of furious but seeing how terrified you are of him at that moment, it makes him smile. So, he gently asks in a soft tone that lacked affection and tenderness, "Tell me I'm beautiful, (Y/n)."

- "...You're beautiful." You answer him, your eyes filled with terror. The smile on his face grows at your words, even if he forced you to say them, and he just pinches your cheek lovingly: "Oh, you're too cute to stay mad at~ Lucky you."

[sketchy-owl]

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 6

Aphrodite: Aren't you worried that all the women of your age are married?

Y/N: Well of course I'm worried,but...uhhh...I mean...uhhh what can I do for them??

Aphrodite:dear....that's not what...

Adam: Yeah what could she do if they are married? Those poor women!!

Y/N:Dad...what are you doing here ?

Adam:Just checking on you....

Y/N:And....why??

Adam:I just want to be sure that you innocence is still intact, especially when you are with HER.

Aphrodite: Human, I wouldn't do anything to harm her.

Adam: I have no doubts that my daughter can defend herself of course ...but she is obvious when someone is trying to play the matchmaker.

Aphrodite:*dramatic gasp* I would never! I may be goddess of beauty and love but I wouldn't NEVER do something so childish!!!

Adam:Oh really? Then...who were those two bastards I just punched outside?? *blood on his knuckles*

Aphrodite:.....

[adcmans]

NIKOLA TESLA HEADCANON

When cuddling with Nikola he would tangle his hands together with yours while rubbing the back of your hand.

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#185 Done with shit

Raiden: I pull women!

Aphrodite: I pull men~

Y/n: I pull my ass out of bed every God damn day to be disrespected? I think the fuck not!

[nameless-flame]

A BETTER WORLD

A Various! Record of Ragnarok x reader story✨

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"Why do you hate the gods, Lady [Name]?" He had expected her face to contract in anger when he worded the question. Rage, resentment, animosity – anything of the like. But Hermes was instead met with a vacant smile. Her eyes void of any emotion.

"Because you do not know the feeling of loss, and yet you take."

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Summary:

“Four years”, she told herself. Four years had passed since the war. Four years since the people of Erilea had fought the Valg King and his forces and stood victorious.

“It’s over”, she told herself. But she could not deny that some of those scars had yet to heal – and a small part of her wondered if they ever would.

The queen looked over the horizon, at the land of sun-bleached cliffs and white-capped seas, of cascading waterfalls and flowing rivers. Looked at the home she had so vigorously fought to protect, to nurture. Looked at this land of beauty and wonder, and at the constructions of the city that were almost complete, as the locals merrily flocked the streets.

Looked at Terrasen; her home. Her kingdom.

“It’s over,” she repeated.

However, destiny must have not aligned with her will because not long after a mysterious figure appeared at the palace gates, requesting her to participate in a tournament that would decide the fate of humanity.

She felt inclined to say no. But the valkyrie’s next words made her reconsider.

“The gods wish to end humanity.”

And an opportunity like never before presented itself. A chance to punish those divine beings that had wronged her and her people. To exact revenge for what they had done to her world.

The queen accepted.

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Ruins - Part XII

Chapter 12

Wordcount 2,9k

Title Part XII

Fandom Shuumatsu no Valkyrie / Record of Ragnarok

Pairing Hades x reader

Previous chapters

1 . 2 . 3 . 4 . 5 . 6 . 7 . 8 . 9 . 10 . 11

Symbols ⭕ . ➕ . 💛

Warnings: none, just a bit of comedy!

Tagging: @darling-imobsessed @holdyourwine (if you want to be tagged in any of my stories, just leave a comment on this chapter or send an ask or a message)

N. A.: So, it's dinner at last! Here we have a bit more interactions between reader and her boyfriend's siblings, the introduction of new characters and a surprise at the table 🤭 I've been wanting to write this scene at the table for so long and it's finally here! Hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!!

After returning to the party and enjoying all the things the girls prepared – and confirming what Hades said about you having a proper, great reception right when the doors were opened and the guests saw you – there was dinner at last.

Zeus was the first among the brothers to go to the table, humming an unintelligible song while rubbing his hands on each other, too concentrated on the menu to give attention to the rest of the group; Poseidon and Adamas accompanied you and their elder brother, though keeping a certain distance.

Despite the enlightening conversation at the garden, you were still hesitant about joining the gods’ table, but again you were assured by Hades.

– There’s a seat with your name in that table, little one – and, offering his hand to you, – No one can stop you from taking it.

You put delicate fingers upon his palm, your cheeks warmed up by the treatment he just gave you.

“Little one”? I think it’s too soon to start giving me these names, my Lord.

– I know, my Lord – you replied – Still, I can’t help wondering how the other gods will feel about sharing their space with me…

– Ah, we already talked about it, didn’t we? – you felt a soft grip around your hand.

– Yes, but...

You would have continued to argue if it wasn’t for Poseidon, who was walking at your right, close enough to hear the conversation.

– Are you refusing my brother’s invitation again, human?

You turned to him in a startle: that he was paying attention to what you were saying it was something you weren’t expecting.

Your reaction was nothing to him, who continued to speak as if nothing happened:

– Or are you still having a hard time recognizing the privilege you were granted with?

You swallowed: if at first you thought you would never get used to Poseidon’s presence, for something in the tone and in the glare of the god of the seas would always destabilize you and rush your reactions, now you had no doubts about it.

– I… That’s not what I meant, Poseidon-sama…

You spoke as clear as you could, but none of your words seemed to melt the ice in his eyes, so you gave up on trying. However, you weren’t alone to deal with it that time.

– Maybe she will understand what you mean if you say something like “There’s no need to worry, because you are our guest”, little brother – Hades spoke in somewhat a tired tone.

Poseidon didn’t bother himself to say anything in return, rushing to his spot on the table and leaving you behind, but even you could feel the little tension that raised between the brothers ; you decided to stay quiet and pretend that it never happened.

Hades- sama sounded so serious right now. He’s holding himself back, but I can sense his impatience.

Your thoughts were interrupted by an unworried, loud laugh near you: it was Adamas, who was hearing everything and didn’t hide his annoyance with Poseidon’s mannerism, rolling his eyes at him like a teenager.

– If you want to decline this feast, you do as you want, girl – he said to you, rushing to his own place at the table – But this food was made by the elves, you know what I mean? I would never refuse something smelling this good…

You didn’t give him a verbal reply, but smiled with yourself. Despite the recurrent lack of delicacy in his manners, the god of Conquest was an honest guy, so that slight change in his demeanor was sensed by you and received as a positive sign: now it didn’t look impossible that he might be the first to accept you in the family.

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When you finally reached the table, Zeus was already there, on the chair at your left, enjoying the content of his plate like a child who just found out his favorite food would be served at dinner; Adamas displayed a similar behavior, but less cheerfully, and Poseidon just stood on his seat with all the elegance expected from him.

Hades pulled the chair for you to seat, then took his own spot at your right.

Not all the seats were occupied yet, but the ones that were taken had the most interesting figures on them: on the same side as yours, prominent individuals from the Greek pantheon were found, such as a muscular man with a red cloak over his shoulders who you imagined to be taller than everyone in that table and who you later found out to be Ares, god of War; not so far from him, enjoying the company of three men whose bodies seemed to be made of stone, there was the most beautiful woman you remember seeing in your life, with delicate flowers over her golden curls and a white dress that barely sustained her breasts – Aphrodite, goddess of love; besides Adamas, at Hades’ right, and Poseidon, at Zeus’ left, there were others you were yet to identify.

On the other side of the table, there seemed to be more people, but you had even less information about them. On the edge, almost at the head, there was a stern man with long, black hair and clothing as dark as it; he wore an eyepatch upon his left eye, but the uncovered one seemed to be enough for him, and it wasn’t difficult to imagine it detecting the slightest oscillations in the air; he kept his mouth shut for almost the entire time you were in his presence, but the silence around him was often broken by two ravens that rested on each of his shoulders. It wasn’t hard for you to guess: he was Odin, the head of the Nordic pantheon. Right beside him, you found a younger man, just as serious, but with a more light appearance thanks to the reddish strands of his hair, that reminded you of lit embers, and his white clothing; his eyes were of an unusual mixture of shades, with yellowish pupils and dark sclera; as if it wasn’t enough, he had golden marks on his face. You tried not to stare for too long, but it was impossible; if the man noticed it or not, you couldn’t tell. This god, judging by the position he occupied beside his leader, was none other than his son, Thor.

Alongside father and son, there were female and male deities that reminded you of the Nordic heroes such as described in the old tales, but nobler and more beautiful. However, even on their side there were empty seats, one of them right at Thor’s left. The card that indicated its owner was out of your sight, and you wondered who they should be.

The table was quiet even before you arrived, with just a few, occasional chatting between the guests who were sitting side by side, but all of the whispers ceased once they put their eyes on the little human beside the Lord of the Underworld. Even Odin’s ravens, after screams of “Human! Human!”, stopped their croaking to observe.

Everyone had their eyes turned on you, examining every inch of yourself with non-disguised curiosity, as if you were an exotic species or one of the party’s attractions. Fortunately, as Hades predicted, there was no hostility or harshness directed to you, but that didn’t make all their attention less unsettling. You glanced at him, who had a calm smile on his lips, as if proud of what he just did – bringing you back with the compliance about which his brother doubted.

However, he wasn’t the first to speak.

– So... this is the young woman about whom Hades-sama spoke? – a female, sweet voice sounded at your left; you turned to its direction and found Aphrodite with her elbow leaning upon the table, her cheek on her hand as she stared at you – She’s so pretty… specially because of these bright eyes of hers…

Ares, who was hearing everything, had a less flattering comment to make.

– Indeed, she has respectable traits for a human being – and, after giving you a scrutinizing gaze with one hand under his broad chin, – However, her general aspect is as frail as the others’. I would say that she can barely hold the cutlery in a proper way with these tiny hands of hers.

You looked at the god, at his monstrous hand dwarfing his own cutlery and plate over the table, opened your mouth, but closed it again, still not believing that this was his view on the human race.

These gods… Do they even know that I can understand what they’re saying?

You then decided that, because his thoughts and knowledge were primarily directed to the matters of war, he would never expect great things from someone like you, and that maybe hugeness and strength were things so inherent to him that he didn’t even notice that most living creatures would seem tiny in comparison to him, not only humans.

Well, the food was served by the elves to the newcomers, including yourself, soon after that, and you took the opportunity to prove Ares wrong by holding your spoon with perfect balance in order to try the soup that was just poured on your plate and which spicy smell invaded your nostrils and made your stomach growl.

However, you never managed to put the spoon on the liquid.

The spoon’s handle, a firm, silver thing, quickly moved and stretched, getting out of your reach as it grew into the flexible, scaly body of a white serpent.

All the guests held their breath as the animal escaped from your hand, turned around the hot plate and placed itself in front of you, staring at you with a pair of emerald eyes and making a low hiss while showing you its black, forked tongue.

You startled, but kept quiet, only looking at the snake.

What a strange animal, this one, you thought to yourself. It’s the perfect image of a serpent, yet it doesn’t feel like I have a serpent in front of me. What does this mean?

Hades stretched his hand to reach the serpent, but you touched his arm as to ask him to not do it.

– Please, wait, Hades-sama – you spoke, without taking your eyes off it – There’s something… odd about it.

You felt his eyes – as well as the other gods’ – on you when you said that. You glanced around and, somehow, your gaze fell on Odin’s figure, who was observing everything but showing no sign of being impressed with the situation; his ravens were croaking things in what you supposed to be an ancient language.

– Odd? – Hades asked – What are you talking about, y/n?

The serpent was now quiet, still observing you, as if waiting to see what was going to happen next.

– I don’t know how to explain. It is…

You left the sentence unfinished. Instead of trying to work with your words, you opted to do it with your hands: after keeping eye contact with the reptile for a few more seconds, you stretched your left hand toward it, in an attempt to grab it; the serpent, of course, deflected, but your right hand was waiting for it, and you closed your fist around its cold body as fast as you could.

The serpent hissed again and squirmed before turning into a huge, black moth, flying above the table, out of your reach. So, this was the reason why what you were seeing didn’t sit right: you were dealing with a deity, and one that enjoyed playing around, causing commotion and gathering everyone’s attentions.

And the said deity didn’t take long to reveal himself.

The moth changed its aspect as quickly as the serpent did, but this time the transformation didn’t result in another animal: instead, a slim, young man with green hair and extravagant clothing was seen floating above the table, close enough from you but at a safe distance from the steamy plates.

He seemed to find a comfortable position – or what could be considered comfortable while in the air – and kept staring at you with the same curiosity as his pairs, but without the slightest regard for formality or good manners, as attested by the glimmer in his lilac eyes and the grin on his large lips, a contradiction to the delicacy of his other traits. His face, you thought, must be very pretty when he was serious or relaxed.

For the second time, you glanced at Odin’s side of the table, at the empty seat beside Thor, and felt that this might this person’s seat.

A jovial, frolic individual with the ability of shapeshifting. Could it be that this man…?

He was the first to speak, with a mellifluous voice that was exactly like expected from such a figure:

– Well well, you have such fast hands! Fastand strong ones! – he commented, shaking his own hands; and, inquiring you in a cunning manner, – How did you do that, mortal?

Despite not enjoying this interaction at all, that man was still a god, and you wouldn’t dare disrespect him in his own place, among his pairs, so you put some effort in your reply:

– Well, me and my siblings used to spend our fee time at the coast, playing to catch fishes with our bare hands under the water. I just thought it would work with a serpent as well.

His response came as a cheerful laugh.

– Did you hear that, Poseidon-sama? – there was only silence from Poseidon’s side, but it didn’t seem that the young man was expecting an answer anyway, so he just continued to talk to you – After what I saw here, I have no doubts that you were good in this game. But that’s not what I’m talking about…

– No? – you frowned.

The man laid on his side in the air, leaning his cheek on his hand while studying you.

– Hm-hm – he moved his free hand’s index finger in a negative sign – I want to know how you noticed that thing about the serpent. You said there was something odd about it.

You were going to say that it was pretty easy to understand that a serpent is fake when it was a lifeless spoon just a second ago, but that might not be appreciated by someone with his temper, so you just explained how you felt.

– I’ve seen some of these animals from close before, so I know the sensation of having them in front of me. And the feeling I had while looking at the one you created didn’t match the previous experiences.

Unlike you imagined, your answer made him bored, and he didn’t hide that.

– “It didn’t match the previous experiences”? – he rolled his eyes – It’d be easier to say you found it fake, girl.

Yes, it was ironic that someone who likes to play tricks was expecting you to be honest with him, but if that was what he wanted, you had no problem doing it.

– I just didn’t want to offend you even before confirming who you are.

Something changed in his face when he heard that, softening his traits a bit, and you had the impression of seeing a slight blush on his cheeks.

– Ah, this is the first time someone shows consideration for my feelings in a long time. But, speaking of confirmations, let me properly introduce myself. I am…

– Loki. I know.

The clever smile hanging on his lips since he took the form of a man disappeared, suddenly giving space to a stunned expression. He moved his head away from his hand and sat in the air, not believing in your guess – because the man you had in front of you was, indeed, the god of Mischief.

A paper appeared on his hand (if he summoned it or took it from a pocket, you weren’t sure) and he showed his name written on it: it was his seat’s identification at the table.

– How do you know that?!

– I’m sorry, but it’s a bit... obvious, Loki-sama – you glanced around the table while you spoke – On the other side of the table, there are few empty seats, and only one close to the head the Nordic gods, Odin-sama. Since Thor-sama is already present, the remaining seat must belong to his closest relative besides his son. Speaking of this, Odin-sama was the only one who didn’t show any form of surprise when you turned into a serpent, as if he’s used to witness your powers. And, finally, to the people of Midgard, you are the most famous shapeshifter among the gods, so your name would be the first to come to my mind in any way.

Loki took a moment to formulate a response; when he did, he already had his grin back.

– You’re such an interesting person, mortal... What’s your name, again?

– Y/n.

– Hm, y/n-chan – he kept staring at you with bright eyes, as if you were a cub or something like that – No I understand why Hades-sama took a liking on you...

That was your time to feel your face heating up. You were going to think of something to respond, but before the conversation got any further, a deep, steady voice intervened – Odin, to whom you both looked at like children caught in the middle of a trick:

– Go to your seat, Loki, and let us enjoy our dinner in peace.

Loki sighed, but obeyed, finally letting you appreciate the soup while it was still warm.

Part XIII

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POSEIDON who tries his best to not show his frustration, how dare a mere human like you be so casual about him? It takes him a while to understand it's not disrespect it's friendship and you just have a strong personality, tough love if you will.

HADES who sees so many similarities between you two yet so many differences, you're not mean you can be pretty caring. But the way you so casually talk and even slap gods is amusing to him.

ADAMAS who tried to be all angry and grumpy with you but ended up being the biggest puppy. He comes to you when Hades isn't available, he doesn't know what it is but you kinda remind him of his big brother.

ZEUS who pokes fun at you just cause he knows you won't do anything, he doesn't try to "break" your facade and annoys you the same way he does Odin....by making you babysit him and essentially give him scary dog privileges.

APHRODITE who tries to get any reaction out of you, she isn't used to someone looking at her and not at least smiling.

HERMES who pokes you just for fun, he says it's to get a reaction out of you but we all know he does it for the funsies.

HERACLES who rants to you about anything that comes to his mind, he likes your strong personality and how you so casually talk to him, it's a breathe of fresh air.

ARES who started off with seeing you as a disrespecting mortal to then come to the conclusion that you're a glorified babysitter taking care of beings much older then yourself, including him.

LOKI who bugs you on a daily to try and get a reaction out of you, he obviously fails miserably but at least give him points for effort. He hasn't had this much trouble with a mortal since Jack bamboozled him about tea.

THOR who doesn't pay much attention to you, he doesn't mind your "attitude", high chance it's Forseti causing more noise about respect then Thor himself.

ODIN who much like Thor doesn't mind all that much about hoe indifferent you are however, unlike Thor he has limits. His crows are still the ones causing way too much noise about respect and shit, but if he does eventually get bothered by the "disrespect" he'll just get up and leave. He's not a child and can leave places if he feels like it, so shut up you two bird brains.

SHIVA who can and will make you join him and Rudra dance. He also tries to break your facade but that doesn't work. Shiva is pretty chill about most things but is still slightly irked that you have absolutely no reaction to being face to face with a god that uses the earth as his animal crossing island.

BUDDHA who just vibes under a tree with you, you both don't talk and just enjoy being close to each other.

ZERO who is basically your unofficial child, he's the only one who can make you break away from the tough love and "indifference" just by being himself.

BEELZEBUB who tries to keep his distance from you since he's afraid he'll get attached. He doesn't hate you, he just doesn't want to kill his new friend.

SASAKI who's normal cheery and laid-back attitude made you gravitate to him. His grandpa vibes give you more then enough comfort.

QIN who is adamant in making you his friend, no you can't escape him and the power of friendship shall be blasted upon thou.

ADAM who has the same nature and therefore doesn't mind, you're his child and that's that.

TESLA who took your silence as the greenlight to go on a rant about science and his latest inventions, you two have an odd friendship, he rants and you listen.

LU BU who normally wouldn't go out of his way to befriend some, but he hasn't had someone who doesn't run or worship him immediately in a while. Can you fight? Cause he wants to fight you.

RAIDEN who takes his time to stare at you, he yaps your ear off but he's also staring at you without blinking to make sure you don't "make a cute face" without him seeing....apparently it's not fair Thrud can see you crack a smile or giggle.

JACK who would normally stick to himself will try to socialize with you, he ended up enjoying you silent company and is one of the few who managed to get a smile and full sentence out of you.

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Trigun the stampede, houseki no kuni

Some manhwa’s, anti lore olympus,

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Request and Master List!

Hello!! I’m Malleus, and if you don’t already know me, i write for multiple fandoms (Mainly ROR/SNV and Fallout) I’m a newbie writer, so it may just start out as drabbles or headcanons. But this is my request and master list!

Request Do’s/Don’ts!

I will write..

Fluff

NSFW (not consistently)

Maybe angst?

I will NOT write..

Anything regarding a valkyrie x valkyrie or brother x brother, basic stuff like that.

Ships (canon x canon, OC x canon)

Anything regarding children, unless platonic.

RECORD OF RAGNAROK⚜️

The Gods

⚡️ Zeus

None yet!

💌 Hermes

None yet!

🛡️ Ares

None yet!

🌺 Aphrodite

None yet!

🪶 Odin

None yet!

🎭 Loki

None yet!

☀️ Apollo

None yet!

🌩️ Thor

Braiding his hair

🪰 Beezelbub

None yet!

☠️ Hades

Getting a piggyback ride

🦁 Hercules

Getting a piggyback ride

🌊 Poseidon

Earth God/Goddess S/O

🔥 Shiva

None yet!

Humanity

🐴 Lü Bu

Calling them pretty!

Braiding his hair

🍎 Adam

Calling them pretty!

getting a piggyback ride

Prankster Child!

⚔️ Sasaki Kojiro

Calling them pretty!

Breaking the News to Sasaki

Playing Baseball

Braiding his hair

Period care

(Shitpost) Boobies ;3

Getting a piggyback ride

Prankster Child!

🔪 Jack the Ripper

Calling them pretty!

Summer? Not my thing.

Playing Baseball

(Shitpost) How dare he

(Art) The sillies

(Art) The silly.. that lies

(Art) He asked for NO pickles!!

Your eyes..

🏆 Raiden Tameemon

Calling them pretty!

Chubby female reader

🍬 Buddha

Calling them pretty!

Playing Baseball

Braiding his hair

Buddha x trans reader LIMEEE

Prankster child!

👑 Qin Shi Huang

Calling them pretty!

Playing Baseball

🪛 Nikola Tesla

Calling them pretty!

Playing Baseball

Tesla and a badass reader

Tesla dragging you to the clinic

"Our Little Experiment.." (NSFW)

🛡️ Leonidas

Prankster child!

The Valkyries

🥧 Brünhilde

(Shitpost) Don’t you just wanna go apeshit?

💄 Thrüd

None yet!

🗡️ Hrist

None yet!

🎀 Hlokk

(Art) He asked for NO pickles!

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Preston Garvey ⛓️‍💥

- None yet!

Sturges 🔧

- None yet!

John Hancock 🥃

- None yet!

Nick Valentine 🔩🔍

- None yet!

Paladin Danse ⚔️

- None yet!

Cait 🧨

- None yet!

Robert MacCready 🪖

- None yet!

Porter Gage ⚖️

- None yet!

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And that’s it for now! I may do more valkyries, but i may do more! I’d love to take requests! anywho, i hope this helps you navigate my account more!

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Norse mythology

Odin

Frigg

Fulla

Baldr

Hodr

Hermodr

Nanna

Hoenir

Jord

Thor

Sif

Thrud

Magni

Modi

Jarnsaxa

Loki

Angrboda

Sigyn

Fenrir

Jormungandr

Hel

Njord

Skadi

Freyja

Freyr

Gerdr

Eir

Lofn

Sjofn

Saga

Sol & Mani

Snv/RoR

Odin

Thor

Loki

Heimdallr

Brunhilde (including all Valkyries)

Hermes

Hercules

Aphrodite

Hades

Shiva + his wives

Rudra

Anubis

Lu bu

Adam & Eve

Kojiro Sasaki

Jack the ripper

Buddha

Qin

Apollo

Poseidon

Smite

Maman Brigitte

Amaterasu

Anhur

Anubis

Ao kuang

Aphrodite

Arcane

Ares

Athena

Artio

Awilix

Baron samedi

Bastet

Ballona

Cernunnos

Chaac

Chang e

Charon

Cu chualinn

Da ji

Discordia

Erlang shen

Eset

Fafnir

Freya

Ganesha

Gilgamesh

Guan yu

Hantchiman

Hades

He bo

Heimdallr

Hel

Hera

Horus

Hou yi

Isthar

Iz chel

Izanami

Janus

Jormungandr

Kali

King Arthur

Kukulkan

Lancelot

Loki

Maui

Medusa

Merlin

Morgan le fay

Mulan

Neith

Nike

Nox

Nemesis

Nu wa

Odin

Olorun

Osiris

Pele

Persephone

Poseidon

Ra

Rama

Sequet

Set

Shiva

Sol

Skadi

Sobek

Sun wukong

Surtr

Susano

Terra

Thanatos

The Morrigan

Thor

Tiamat

Tsukuyomi

Tyr

Ullr

Vulcan

Xbalanque

Yemoja

Ymir

Yu Huang

Zeus

Ror!Thor x Fem!Sif reader(A kiss under the evening sun)

Ror!Hermes x NB! Human reader (Enchanting music of the night)

In whistling spirits can be growth (Hades x Persephone)

With an Honorary status, beware the rubble (Odin, Loki, Sigyn, Angrboda)

The unlikely jackal-headed companion (Ror!Anubis x fem!reader)

Bonding by the Nile (Smite!Sobek & Neith)

With parental aid, my cycle's dread will fade (Hel!Reader with Loki and Sigyn)

Slumber in the Divine Boardroom (Gn!Reader x ror!Hades x Buddha x Loki x Poseidon)

Secret crushes and seashells (Ror poseidon x oc)

You remind me so much of him (ror buddha x fem!reader)