#snowclones

[mumblelard]

pink blot blight is dead long live blot or happy friday imaginary constructs

[daisukitoo]

elementary particles? I find them quite complex

[vimbry]

the pride slogan headline ???

[frostycatblr-fandom-files]

Snowclone

Squeaked this one in on the last day of 2023, but that's officially the last bit of art before '24! Sure drew a lot of clone helmets last year, and surprisingly I'm not sick of them (yet)!

Art taglist: @the-hexfiles @your-slutty-gf @msmeredithrose @lonely-day3636

You can find more of my art by searching my art tag or clicking on my masterlist.

[gravitasfalls]

"I want complex neurodivergent characters" you fuckers could barely handle stanford pines

[businesstiramisu]

My heart will go on (to the polls)

mulholland drive to the polls

[stan-actias-luna]

in the intervocalic position. straight up "voicing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My lenis

[moomoocowmaid]

Turn this shit into a snowclone RN

[unopenablebox]

making no comments on the nature of the relationships of whichever pairs of fictional men have been attached to this post: how on earth is that not platonic. what could "platonic" possibly be a useful word for if not to describe this exact situation. like i guess if you want for this precise setup you could introduce "familial" but in that case, like, we very much know about "found family". it is NOT secret. absolutely known fourth thing

[mumblelard]

her favorite bedtime story is the one about the heat death of the universe or boba is boba for goths

[stickthisbig]

A job interview is like making love

I know it's convenient but it's SO awkward for everyone else at the coffee shop

[captious-solarian]

All my haters become my haters when I map them through the identity function. Of success.

[burade]

You seem to have fundamentally misunderstood me, anon. Go play through all of Kirby and the Amazing Mirror (2004) again.

[thicc-astronaut]

Seeing people online get mad about “why are there over 100 genders now!!??” makes me think about how people say “The Eskimos have over fifty words for snow” but actually there’s only one word for “snow” but they add descriptors to it in a way that made a European linguist think they were using different vocabulary words

[phe-purple-parade]

You know 'gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss' (and 'manipulate, mansplain, malewife/manwhore')

Now get ready for:

Slur, slay, slumber

Divorce, disown, dismemberment

Detract, derange, diversity win

Betrothed, betrayed, beloved

Bury, bowdlerise, bestie

Unionise, ugly-cry, underdog

Vilify, verify, verbify

[moomoocowmaid]

I can be your hello kitty girlfriend I love punk music and anything that woofs and I have autism