#sneeze hcs

[bewitchedfeathers]

Eyyyyy U/mbrella Ac/ademy!

I was rly rly into it for a while and left off somewhere in early/mid season 3 iirc, but I was down absolutely horrendous for B/en in particular lol. How many times do you wanna bet B/en warned K/laus about being out in the rain, making out with someone who obviously has a cold, exposing himself to some allergen, etc. and ended up having to say “I told you so” while being Very Worried but also Very Incorporeal and unable to help as much as he’d like to? Could also always pull the classic “ghost can induce people by phasing their fingertip through their nose” or similar vibes, especially w K/laus since he’s more connected to spirits?

I need an excuse for Be/n to snz, but all I’ve rly got to offer are a) corporeal due to Kl/aus b) possession and it’s a rly strange, but interesting sensation to him, honestly maybe him taking over Kl/aus’s body when he’s sick to make sure he takes care of himself and poor sick bby can just mentally clock out while resident ghost is Thriving c) we really pull some shenanigans with ghost worldbuilding, like being affected by ghost dogs or smth lmao

Kl/aus drunk and sick, my beloved tbh. I could also rly vibe with a dust or pollen allergy for him tbh. Absolute drama queen when sick or allergic though. But at the same time is very “I’ve survived worse, it’s fiiiine.” Stuck sneezes and false starts a lot?

I think there’s potential for A/llison’s rumors too, like could she rumor people into stopping a rly long/intense fit? Or out of being sick altogether depending on how advanced her powers are at the time? I feel like she would absolutely hate having a bad sore throat or losing her voice, since that’s such a source of strength for her. Honestly, she modeled and things too—probably also doesn’t like looking too disheveled, especially in public?

Luth/er being awkwardly a lil too big and bulky for tissues to some degree, especially since they’re so fragile to begin with, never mind his strength. Huddled up uncomfortably in a motel bed too small for him. Extra uncoordinated and unbalanced and trying to not knock into things or people bc he’s a gentle giant.

Brain’s a lil too half asleep atm to cook any potential pitches for the other three, despite them being some of my favorites lmao, but I do think fever nightmares are good all around, these guys are absolutely stacked with trauma fhsjdhsjsbbs and they’re in such need of good caretaking omg

Rosie! I'm so pleased to share another fandom with you! Thank you so much for sending this I am so desperate to talk to people about unbrella snz.

Ben is so cute. I'd love for him to have a cold (he's alive now for reasons idc) and just be tired and sniffley and not wanting to bother anyone but it's such a sneezy cold that he can't hide it. Gets fussed over by the others. He just deserves nice things.

Or maybe he comes back to life and everything is new again including sneezing. Maybe he even thinks it feels good to sneeze, satisfying and relieving, and develops a kink for it.

Also Luthor just struggling because he's so big and strong. Tissues are useless, especially because when he doesn't try to stifle his sneezes are big and messy. He's so embarrassed and always apologizing. Someone(s) gives him a bunch of handkerchiefs and he so grateful for something better than tissues that isn't a hand towel.

All your hcs are great

[the-travelling-witch]

Mc: *sneezes*

Mammon, leaning towards Levi, whispering: What does it mean when humans do that?

Levi, whispering back: I think they just took a screenshot

[dewinabsentia]

i like the idea that each of the ghouls died long ago in different centuries but what i really like is thinking that phantom died pretty recently before his summoning so he has all this internet kid lingo and knowledge and meme references and the other ghouls are all what the absolute fuck is coming out of your mouth

[heich0e]

single dad!osamu and his toddler son who refers to you as his 'babe'—because that's what his papa calls you

[cattewife]

thinking about,,, drunk sneezes

not only the possibility of sensitivity to wine/etc itself but just. the alcohol fuzziness meaning maybe they let a sneeze creep up on them without noticing, and the lack of inhibitions meaning they let it out without any shame they may usually have..... maybe even being more dramatic than usual, louder, bending at the waist, dazed after.... accepting care they may usually deny because they are drunk and happy and vulnerable

[littlelovelore]

this is the face he makes when he's about to sneeze

astarion headcanon

[glitterrosesnzz]

I saw you might accept tiny drabble reqs for Wanderer?

What about Sethos, Traveler, or even Childe (if you wanna go Scaramouche) finding a "malfunction" in his body that when triggered immediately causes a sneeze/sneeze fit, no matter what. Could be tweaking a certain mechanism, could be a surge of elemental energy (specific element or not), could be dragging a touch in a specific line or rythym along his face/nose?

Might suck idk

this went through so many rewrites that i felt like i was bordering on losing it entirely. i cut off a huge chunk of words cause i just couldn't figure out how to conclude it through that route. maybe i'll reuse it for a different fic later....

anyways. i took creative liberties when it came to what the "malfunction" was hope u don't mind-

"Hh'InKkyYSHhii!"

A particularly strong breeze ruffled Sethos' hair as he startled, almost dropping the cat in his arms as he spun around to stare at the Wanderer, who had been standing behind him. Of all the responses Sethos' could've gotten to off-handedly comparing the other to the cute little kitten in his arms, he hadn't been expecting that.

It was obvious the Wanderer hadn't been expecting it either, if the startled and slightly hazy look on his face was any indication. Sethos opened his mouth to ask- and was interrupted before he could even begin as the Wanderer snapped forwards with two more drawn out sneezes, the resulting pulses of anemo making the loose edges of his clothes flutter.

"HihH'KksShHnii! Hh-heEH-hH'iikKSHyhn-tii!" The Wanderer pressed the back of his hand against his nose, rubbing it for a moment before stopping and just letting his hand rest there, pressed against his nose.

"Woah, are you okay? Those sound way worse than normal." Sethos finally managed to ask- and, as he sort of predicted, the Wanderer responded to that by glaring at him.

"Tch, I'm fine." The Wanderer's voice also sounded different than usual, though Sethos couldn't really place his finger on what, exactly, was different. "Just ihH- ...ignore it-hH'IinNkSHhiiu!!"

"Kinda hard to ignore it when you keep doing it." Sethos said, trying to fix the strands of his hair that'd been blown out of place- and oh, now he knows why the Wanderer's voice sounded off- "You sound a bit congested- are you sick?"

"Wh- no. I-I'm not."

"Then what's up with you?"

"It's just- hH-hiH-.... a-a cat allergy."

"...A cat allergy." Sethos deadpanned, glancing down at the cat in his arms to see if it was believing this complete bullshit before looking back up at the Wanderer, who avoided his eyes.

"What, do you need me to... to repeat it?" The Wanderer rubbed slightly more intensely at his nose, clearly trying to hold back another sneeze.

"No no no, it's just- well, I've seen you hanging out with cats before, and there's never been any-"

"HhiH'KkyYSHhii! Fuck!" The Wanderer swore, before rapidly turning and starting to hurriedly walk away from Sethos.

"Wait, hey! Where are you going?!"

"None of your business!"

~

Over the past three days, Sethos had come to collect a mental list of the Wanderer's supposed 'allergies'. Cats, dust, Sumeru roses, a passerby's perfume, and... sand.

Sethos took issue with that last one specifically, he was absolutely certain that one was not possible, and besides, they're in the city. Sethos has been staying in a rented room and hasn't been back to the desert in over a week- there's not even any sand here to be allergic to!

So, overall, Sethos is 99.8% sure the Wanderer is just outright lying, and should really really be resting in a bed, because he did not seem to be getting better- and the redness of his face, whenever Sethos managed to catch a good glimpse of it from under the Wanderer's hat, was just red enough to indicate a fever.

And, of course, this conclusion is what led Sethos to, at the first opportunity, grab hold of the Wanderer's arm and start practically dragging him back to the Sanctuary of Surasthana.

From the moment he grabbed hold of him, Sethos couldn't help but note that it felt like the Wanderer was shaking.

Shockingly enough, the Wanderer had stopped protesting after the first few minutes, obediently letting himself be pulled along in silence. Or, well, near silence- the Wanderer sneezing intermittently as they walked upward.

(There was also a faint sort of... whirring noise that Sethos couldn't place. He chose to ignore it for now, focusing on the Wanderer's obvious illness first).

Nahida standing at the entryway to the Sanctuary with her arms crossed wasn't much of a surprise.

Aether standing next to her in the exact same pose kinda-sorta was though.

"Hey," Aether said, sliding up between Sethos and the Wanderer, "Hand Mr. Hat Guy over to me while you explain... whatever is going on to Nahida."

After a moment, Sethos obediently handed the Wanderer over (the Wanderer himself too busy focusing on holding his breath in an attempt to keep himself from sneezing to protest), and then turned to begin to explain the situation to Nahida, not even noticing Aether leading the Wanderer off to the side.

"You have to tell him." Aether whispered, "You can't keep this up forever."

The Wanderer, still holding his breath, shook his head no.

"No as in you don't wanna tell him, or no as in you agree that you can't keep this up?"

Aether smirked as the Wanderer glared at him, before turning to pay more attention to Sethos' explanation.

"-and he keeps insisting that he's just allergic-"

"Ha, allergic to blushing maybe." Aether mumbled. The Wanderer harshly elbowed him in the chest, before snapping to the side with a sneeze.

"Hh-hIH'KksSHhyii!! HehH-" The Wanderer's wavering breath was quick to hitch again, and he hurriedly pinched his nose shut, attempting to hold his breath again. Aether noticed with some amusement that the whirring noise that had arrived with the Wanderer had just gotten considerably louder.

"Y'see!" Sethos said loudly, snapping both Aether and the Wanderer's attention back to him. "He clearly needs to be in bed!"

"I-I'm finehH-hH'iikKSHyhn-tii!! Hh'InKkyYSHhii!!"

"His room is on the right, five doors down the left hallway." Nahida said, ignoring the Wanderer's sputtered attempts at protest through hitching breaths. Sethos promptly thanked her, and wasted no time in snatching the Wanderer's wrist and dragging him into the Sanctuary. Aether walked back up to stand beside Nahida as they both watched the Wanderer willingly get led to the left and then vanish down the hallway.

"Y'know." Aether started, "I don't think he hates this treatment, as much as he's trying to make it seem otherwise. ...How long do you think until he tells him-"

"-that his systems are overreacting to being flustered, and the whirring vibration is affecting him in very unsubtle ways?" Nahida finished for him, "Hm... I'd say about a week."

"You wanna bet on it?"

"Sure!"

[elsannej]

Omega finds meatbag allergies hilarious:

There's Rouge, whose job relies on stealth, sneezing up a storm and being essentially out of commission for a few weeks on a bad pollen year of some specific plant. (She'd preferably take a vacation/job on another continent during springtime but it's not always feasible.) Being his favourite, at least Omega's somewhat more accommodative towards her compared to Shadow, and brings her antihistamine, tissues and eye drops to the bed when she wakes up congested with her eyes plastered shut. He mentioned the saying "blind as a bat" and had an alarm clock thrown at him for it; he's mostly impressed by her good aim considering she's going off of hearing alone, but knows to shut up for future reference.

(While I don't think Shadow would realistically have allergies, what are allergic reactions anyway other than the result of an over reactive immune system? ->Any time Shadow encounters a new allergen, he suffers through the allergic reaction for ±24h until he desensitizes to it. And unfortunately for him, symptom alleviating meds don't work for him.) >To Omega, the concept of the "Ultimate Lifeform" succumbing to dust particles or inorganically farmed fruit is ironic. He finds Shadow's misery greatly amusing and makes sure to respond to every wall-shaking sneeze with a "BLESS YOU". There lies a bigger risk in jesting Shadow, as he tends to throw Chaos spears instead of household appliances, but Omega likes to take his chances.

It all culminates with an extra maintenance checkup at Tails's because it's spring and Omega's been experiencing overheating a bunch recently, with it having nothing to do with the warming weather. The reason ends up being accumulated hair and fur stuck in Omega's fan filters. (Fur/feather possessing mobians tend to shed more this time of the year, Team Dark residence and Tails's workshop being a prime examples; hairs littering almost every surface.) Omega [takes it well] when Tails explains it's not feasible to make changes to the robot's ventilation system, other than to make the filters more easily cleanable.

Rouge and Shadow [react respectfully] when Tails gifts them a specialized vacuum cleaner "for Omega's fur sensitivity ^^!"

[bewitchedfeathers]

Any U/mbrella Academy snz fans out there?

I can't stop thinking about adult Five teleporting everytime he sneezes. Trying to stifle and hide he's sick but keeps ending up somewhere else. Teleporting out of bed repeatedly when he's sick. Trying to have a conversation but keeps disappearing mid-sentence.

He keeps fighting off his sneezes, constantly hitching and rubbing his nose.

[ripelytoo]

My smol n short Velvette sneeze and sick headcannons. I may add more to this in the future when I’m not busy. I am also new to this, so forgive me if I did something or anything wrong (I’m sorry, I don’t mean too 😭).

Triggers:

1. Feathers: She can be sensitive to feathers, which makes her sneeze easily from a simple poke to her nose.

2. Pollen: Although it's rare in Hell, any exposure to pollen would cause an allergic reaction to her. She has mild Hayfever that isn’t too awful in comparison to others.

3. Cold temperatures: Sudden exposure to cold air can sometimes make her sneeze, although it’s not common, but it can still happen! She also finds it embarrassing.

Sneezes:

1. Her sneezes are high-pitched and almost cute, like "Chuu!" or "Tshoo!" Her sneezes are rarely harsh or loud.

2. Depending on the trigger, Velvette usually has slow and long drawn-out build-ups which is very annoying to her. It’s more common when she is sick vs an allergic reaction.

3. Rarely sneezes just once. Typically, her sneezes come in rapid multiples, usually 2-4 in a row: "Chuu! Tshoo! Ishhew! Tshhiew!"

4. After a fit, she tends to sniffle for a while as she recovers. When she’s sick, she is almost always sniffling and congested at the same time no matter what she does to fix it.

Illness:

1. Velvette generally has a strong immune system and doesn’t fall ill often. She is very particular about keeping everything cleaned and sanitized in her studio.

2. Velvette can be a real pain when she’s sick and is often stubborn about needing rest right away. She’s a lot more mean to her staff/studio/assistants/employees and becomes easily irritated. She doesn’t like when the other Vees and her studio staff try to either “baby” or worry about her when she’s sick.

3. Velvette is easily prone to getting/developing fevers when she’s sick, which can cause her to become overly moody, delirious, and fatigued. She needs her temperature monitored frequently when she’s sick (even though she hates it).

4. Always carries tissues and/or a handkerchief to manage her sneezes and sniffling during an allergy attack or when sick.

5. She has trouble keeping up with her hair and it tends to become messy when she’s sick, which of course she dislikes.

[pollenallergie]

If you sneeze more than three times in a row, Wayne makes you go outside… He won’t have that negative energy in his loving home.

[immaculatesnz]

@hearts4nagito

a sort of dramatic?? sounding snz, both buildup and release are v vocal (it definitely gets people's attention if he's not actively suppressing them)

5/10 pitch, 8/10 volume, 3/10 wetness

the kind of snz where the first part of the release is louder than the last iykwim

will do his best to cover them in public, but doesn't really care if he's at home/by himself

very obvious pre-sneeze expression, his eyelashes flutter and he does that thing where he fans his face and everything

despite what people think, he isn't playing it up intentionally, he's just Like That

can stifle but doesn't do it often because it hurts

fits of 3-4, the last one usually catches him off guard

prone to stuck sneezes

blesses himself (can't explain why, he just has that energy), not out of arrogance, but because he feels awkward when other people do it

dust allergy to the point where if he doesn't know why he's sneezing, his first instinct is to check if the house has been cleaned yet (side note it's so funny how pretty much every hc post I see about him said this too, ig he just has the ✨vibes✨)

gets colds often from overworking and stress, though he won't admit it (though it's more of a "won't admit he overworked himself that hard" thing than a "won't admit he's sick in general" thing)

either works though it until he passes out or complains in bed the whole time, there is no in between (it's entirely dependent on how much work he has and how high his fever is)

is definitely the "will you stay with me?" sickfic cliche

[indilaras]

Cyhaino Week 2024 Day 3: Injuries/Illnesses/Scars

"Thank you. Coat I keep this on for the rest of the day? I only have paperwork left to deal with." "...I acknowledge that it's for a joke, but yes, you may." "May? But it's only February."

ID: a seven panel (mostly) grayscale comic featuring Cyno and Alhaitham from Genshin Impact. Panel 1: Cyno sneezes. Alhaitham looks at him, surprised; he has a question mark next to his head. Panel 2: Cyno, shivering and with snot running down his nose, explains through chibi-style flashbacks. The first flashback shows him in his cloak from the manga, carrying a handcuffed scholar and holding out a hand at the rain. The second shows him soaking wet, exasperated, while the scholar is wearing his cloak. Alhaitham holds his chin, thinking. Panel 3: Alhaitham takes off his coat. Panel 4: a close up of Alhaitham's hand, holding the coat over Cyno's shoulder. Panel 5: a close up of Cyno, surprised and slightly blushing; part of the cloak is already visible. Panel 6: Cyno grinning, wearing the cloak, one hand tugging on it. The background turns violet, and he has sparkle effects around him. Panel 7: Cyno from the back, talking to Alhaitham who is smiling and has hearts by his head. End ID.

[happybird16]

What if Levi is a rapid-fire sneezer? He's one of those people who never sneezes just once or twice; instead, he sneezes a dozen times back to back. It goes like -achoo, achoo, achoo, achoo- and it's incredibly cute. It's a little quiet and his sneezes have a slightly high-pitched sound, and he sniffles adorably afterward.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph: And we'll see who's adorable!

Raph: *sneezes*

Mikey: Aww! You sneeze like a kitten!

[sneezinbird-new]

hermittober day 8: blossom

little mossy blossom guy!!