#sneeg logs

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Sneeg Log #1

We were out getting a few things for our ever-diminishing food supply the other day when we came across this little guy. He was laying in one of those boxes that you’d see in the cartoons; the ones labeled “FREE CAT” with a free cat inside.

Charlie and I didn’t think too much about it, as we can’t really take care of a cat right now. But the second Ranboo peeked their head over the box, the cat immediately made a beeline towards them.

So we have a cat now. His name is Moose (that was Ranboo’s idea) and he and Ranboo are basically inseparable. It’s adorable, and it’s good that they’re happy, but I don’t know how to take care of a fucking cat! It’s like a little child that can only respond by biting and scratching! Now that I mention it… that’s still the case with a lot of little kids.

More updates on the way, if you know how to take care of a cat, please tell us. Also there’s what Moose looks like.

[sneeglogsau-deactivated]

Thank goodness for that… Let’s keep it that way then.

[Sneeg readies his gun, not knowing whether or not it’s loaded or if the safety is even on.]

@saviors-retreat

[The three arrive at a shady apartment complex. Cloud gets out of the car and pockets the keys]

I think we beat Day 3 here.

@sneeglogsau @saviors-retreat

[ozzybutweirdthistime]

reasons why ozzy could never be an engineer:

i’m crying over a nintendo 2ds that i’m too stupid to fix

[samfordpines]

Punching the wall kicking screaming foaming at the mouth gl!sneeg protecting his younger siblings with his life bc its how hes found purpose within showfall's control

[mc-pumpkin]

Team Crab is experiencing all the wonderfully painful parts of Purgatory 🥰

[toast-anon]

y’all who is 🎬 for sneeglogs? Or who’s playing them at least? I don’t follow enough of the anonverse blogs to see if it’s one of y’all

[magnecalliope]

I was talking with @clownscasino today about how service oriented Clown is as a person. At first glance it can seem like he's just arrogant and self-absorbed because he leans on his reputation so much, but consider: every time anyone praises him for his role in a team project, he gets flustered and tries to pass credit onto someone else. He did it during the funhouse arc of Lifesteal with Branzy. Every time Branzy would downplay his own contributions to the funhouse Clown would turn it back around on him ("you only built the whole thing"). Or more recently during the faction event on The Realm, when Sneeg credited him with getting all the gunpowder, Clown immediately corrected him and said it was a team effort. Like, insistently. For a guy obsessed with his reputation, he really does not like being complimented. 

His best alliances and friendships have always been with people who are undeniably weaker than him. People he can protect. From chasing Leo down and killing him for hurting Branzy to logging back onto The Realm when Bad and Pili were threatening Ros, when he has someone to protect he will do so with an almost singleminded focus. Fighting is something he's good at, and protection is a service he can provide to the people he loves. This is also why on The Realm he keeps handing out high level armor and equipment like candy. He's trying to buy his teammates' love by showing them how useful he is. He needs to be useful. His reputation is everything to him because his reputation is the service he is providing. If he doesn't have his reputation, he doesn't have a use. There is no point to a ClownPierce who doesn't have that reputation.

And that's also the reason those alliances with weaker individuals work better. People who are a near equal to him inevitably turn on him. They want to be the one to take him down. They don't need anything else from him. They don't need his protection. They just need his title. It's the only thing he has to give anyone, strong or weak, but at least the weak players don't want to steal the only thing he has when they're done with him.

Incidentally, this is why I think Clown and Ros work so well together as a pair, because Ros is service oriented too. When Clown offers her his protection, she reciprocates. She finds diamonds and other materials Clown wants and she collects them for him. She builds him a room in the castle. When Molluskus shows up, she tries to protect him the way he protects her. He shares his plan to usurp the King with her. She shares her plan to build a second castle with him. They both have something to offer the other. Her acts of service function to show him that they're equals in their partnership.

[rakkuntoast]

as soon as sneeg mentions phil he logs on and sneeg is already shit talking him

Sneeg: nobody gets it, nobody gets my plight (reading chat) "kinda wild im fishing post divorce" yeah im really in my divorce sky arc now i got all this time on the lake, no nagging wife

chat i think he's taking the divorce well YEP

[kanda-franca]

Boat Boys crumbs compilation bc I’m insane normal about them:

1) when Etho first logged in

you whisper to Etho: boat boy, you are going down

Etho whispers to you: the cow was a better partner than you

you whisper to Etho: what the heck man, you didn't have to get personal

Etho whispers to you: xD

2) After the elevator joke

Joel on everyone being ethogirls “well, I teamed with him in the life series, and gah, that guy’s annoying”

3) Joel wins round 1 HITW

Etho whispers to you: impressive!

Joel, screaming and typing in the general chat: THANK YOU ET HO

4) Also after round 1 HITW

Sneeg: Do you still hate (Etho)?

Joel, still screaming: No, I still love him now- again!

5) “*reading chat* ‘is boat boys back?’ i killed etho” <- non-answer

6) On killing Etho in Battle Box

“that’s the dream!”

7) Sneeg: Oh Etho wants Gridrunners

Joel: Wow, screw Etho

(🤨📸)

8) For finale game

Smallishbeans: etho what shall we do

Etho: parkour tag yay!

Smallishbeans: ETHO HAS SAID PARKOUR TAG

Smallishbeans: WE TAKE PARKOUR TAG

(etho did not want parkour tag)

If there are anymore please send my way. I’m actually just very normal about them

[genevawrenn]

Pangi destroyed all the bees in a 1k radias meaning the Kingdom of Fools can't complete their task and Sneeg found out, has been silently crafting potions the entire time I've been in stream and stated "I'm gonna go make someone log out" then ran off.

Sneeg is horrifying when he locks in /pos

[shai-erri]

Wait, so according to Mercy's words Phil will do hardcore for the next week and then leave until next month??...

...Guys I think he hates Tubbo and his smp /J

Anyway since Phil's probably not going to log on the trsmp for a pretty long time (even if he streams trsmp next week he still will be gone for like two weeks), Sneeg could do the funniest thing ever. U know. Phil not being there for a long time. And Sneeg doesn't know where he isss... U know 👀

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Sneeg Log #2

I FINALLY FOUND MOOSE, JESUS CHRIST. HE WAS SITTING IN THE BATHTUB.

Anyways, here you go, Moose fans.

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[The three continue their search around the apartment, with Sneeg eyeing Hetch every few minutes to make sure she was okay.]

[The three arrive at a shady apartment complex. Cloud gets out of the car and pockets the keys]

I think we beat Day 3 here.

@sneeglogsau @saviors-retreat

[elcucurucho]

sneeg and shadoune are living through the end of the hunger games if instead of not wanting to kill each other they were stuck in connect four stalemate. genuinely I think they’re both going to log out if this ties again. sneeg is pleading with twitch to end it

[pixiecaps]

HELP pangi said if he sees sneeg hes just gonna log out

[ezskateschaos]

oh boi was today stream a blast of lore energy I was not prepared for, but I can’t say I hate it! Sneeg being yeeted into the thick of things from the minute he logged on, the guy was not prepare…to then had some amazing one liners…damn looking forward to seeing how this will play out.

Gotta enjoy that the Mining 2012 hits party is cannon lol.

I’ll only be able to clip moments from Sneegsnag Streams as his streaming times line better for me to watch *cough South Aussie times cough* So I only know stuff from Sneeg’s view lol

will probably clips some moments from stream later cause Sneeg had such a cool view of things