#sneeg logs

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Sneeg Log #1

We were out getting a few things for our ever-diminishing food supply the other day when we came across this little guy. He was laying in one of those boxes that you’d see in the cartoons; the ones labeled “FREE CAT” with a free cat inside.

Charlie and I didn’t think too much about it, as we can’t really take care of a cat right now. But the second Ranboo peeked their head over the box, the cat immediately made a beeline towards them.

So we have a cat now. His name is Moose (that was Ranboo’s idea) and he and Ranboo are basically inseparable. It’s adorable, and it’s good that they’re happy, but I don’t know how to take care of a fucking cat! It’s like a little child that can only respond by biting and scratching! Now that I mention it… that’s still the case with a lot of little kids.

More updates on the way, if you know how to take care of a cat, please tell us. Also there’s what Moose looks like.

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Thank goodness for that… Let’s keep it that way then.

[Sneeg readies his gun, not knowing whether or not it’s loaded or if the safety is even on.]

@saviors-retreat

[The three arrive at a shady apartment complex. Cloud gets out of the car and pockets the keys]

I think we beat Day 3 here.

@sneeglogsau @saviors-retreat

[ozzybutweirdthistime]

reasons why ozzy could never be an engineer:

i’m crying over a nintendo 2ds that i’m too stupid to fix

[samfordpines]

Punching the wall kicking screaming foaming at the mouth gl!sneeg protecting his younger siblings with his life bc its how hes found purpose within showfall's control

[mc-pumpkin]

Team Crab is experiencing all the wonderfully painful parts of Purgatory 🥰

[toast-anon]

y’all who is 🎬 for sneeglogs? Or who’s playing them at least? I don’t follow enough of the anonverse blogs to see if it’s one of y’all

[royalarchivist]

Phil: [Seeing the giant eye in the sky] JESUS. Oh ok, that's not–

Sneeg: Oh yeah, that's– yup. Isn't that cool? It's just a giant eyeball–

Phil: [Logs out]

Phil: Purgatory in 2025. Like… do we just never log in? 'Cuz I'm like, never logging in. [Laughs] Dude–

[magnecalliope]

I was talking with @clownscasino today about how service oriented Clown is as a person. At first glance it can seem like he's just arrogant and self-absorbed because he leans on his reputation so much, but consider: every time anyone praises him for his role in a team project, he gets flustered and tries to pass credit onto someone else. He did it during the funhouse arc of Lifesteal with Branzy. Every time Branzy would downplay his own contributions to the funhouse Clown would turn it back around on him ("you only built the whole thing"). Or more recently during the faction event on The Realm, when Sneeg credited him with getting all the gunpowder, Clown immediately corrected him and said it was a team effort. Like, insistently. For a guy obsessed with his reputation, he really does not like being complimented. 

His best alliances and friendships have always been with people who are undeniably weaker than him. People he can protect. From chasing Leo down and killing him for hurting Branzy to logging back onto The Realm when Bad and Pili were threatening Ros, when he has someone to protect he will do so with an almost singleminded focus. Fighting is something he's good at, and protection is a service he can provide to the people he loves. This is also why on The Realm he keeps handing out high level armor and equipment like candy. He's trying to buy his teammates' love by showing them how useful he is. He needs to be useful. His reputation is everything to him because his reputation is the service he is providing. If he doesn't have his reputation, he doesn't have a use. There is no point to a ClownPierce who doesn't have that reputation.

And that's also the reason those alliances with weaker individuals work better. People who are a near equal to him inevitably turn on him. They want to be the one to take him down. They don't need anything else from him. They don't need his protection. They just need his title. It's the only thing he has to give anyone, strong or weak, but at least the weak players don't want to steal the only thing he has when they're done with him.

Incidentally, this is why I think Clown and Ros work so well together as a pair, because Ros is service oriented too. When Clown offers her his protection, she reciprocates. She finds diamonds and other materials Clown wants and she collects them for him. She builds him a room in the castle. When Molluskus shows up, she tries to protect him the way he protects her. He shares his plan to usurp the King with her. She shares her plan to build a second castle with him. They both have something to offer the other. Her acts of service function to show him that they're equals in their partnership.

[gangsteri-aine]

Apparently Philza is number one on Pili's list of people he won't mess with. He will NOT be asking Phil out

it's so funny, Phil just logs on to chop wood and Pili is terrified of him

(the only other person on the list is Sneeg which is very fair)

[rakkuntoast]

malewifeduo so divorced phil instantly said he was logging in after seeing sneeg fly with the lowkey illegal elytra LMAO. ex husband comes back after two weeks for one thing only, to spread germs and get wings smh

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Sneeg Log #2

I FINALLY FOUND MOOSE, JESUS CHRIST. HE WAS SITTING IN THE BATHTUB.

Anyways, here you go, Moose fans.

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[The three continue their search around the apartment, with Sneeg eyeing Hetch every few minutes to make sure she was okay.]

[The three arrive at a shady apartment complex. Cloud gets out of the car and pockets the keys]

I think we beat Day 3 here.

@sneeglogsau @saviors-retreat

[kanda-franca]

Boat Boys crumbs compilation bc I’m insane normal about them:

1) when Etho first logged in

you whisper to Etho: boat boy, you are going down

Etho whispers to you: the cow was a better partner than you

you whisper to Etho: what the heck man, you didn't have to get personal

Etho whispers to you: xD

2) After the elevator joke

Joel on everyone being ethogirls “well, I teamed with him in the life series, and gah, that guy’s annoying”

3) Joel wins round 1 HITW

Etho whispers to you: impressive!

Joel, screaming and typing in the general chat: THANK YOU ET HO

4) Also after round 1 HITW

Sneeg: Do you still hate (Etho)?

Joel, still screaming: No, I still love him now- again!

5) “*reading chat* ‘is boat boys back?’ i killed etho” <- non-answer

6) On killing Etho in Battle Box

“that’s the dream!”

7) Sneeg: Oh Etho wants Gridrunners

Joel: Wow, screw Etho

(🤨📸)

8) For finale game

Smallishbeans: etho what shall we do

Etho: parkour tag yay!

Smallishbeans: ETHO HAS SAID PARKOUR TAG

Smallishbeans: WE TAKE PARKOUR TAG

(etho did not want parkour tag)

If there are anymore please send my way. I’m actually just very normal about them

[bigmoon-is-bigwife]

Sneeg was going to hunt Pili down but Pili logged out soon after killing Ros the second time. He instead showed Ros an insanely powerful attack that instantly kills mobs and could kill even a fully geared player in a few hits. He said he feels that if he can't be around to protect Ros then he wants Ros to have a way to protect herself. He clearly feels really bad about Ros dying twice today and he's pissed at people targeting her when she's alone

[cloud-has-fallendown]

@wir3-r0t YOU SHOULDVE GAVE ME A CLUE YOU- [throws pan at you]

"I've been training like a palvov dog, let my independence out to take a hike, all you gotta do is activate my bell, and I'll fetch you anything you'd like!" <- hint to what Swingset IS but make it silly sing lyrics

SWINGSET MAKES LOGS!HETCH BECOME THE SIXTH MEMBER OF TALLY HALL CONFIRMED????

okay now im worried about what swingset does……

[heartcircus]

why are they like this

Clown: Alright, I'm probably gonna log off for now but that was-- ggs that was fun. Ros: Okay, ggs! Tango: [in the background] Bye Clown! Clown: Uh, tell Sneeg that he's my.. uh- pookie honeysuckle. That's what he is. Ros: [confused] Okay? Clown: I'll be around later. Byebye! Ros: Okay, cya!! Okay, I'll see you later, byeee! Clown: Byeee! [video cut] Ros: Clown left a message for you, Sneeg. Sneeg: Me? gulp. Where? Ros: Yeah. He said that you were his "pookie honeysuckle" Phil: Huh? [laughing] Sneeg: [laughing] What does that mean?! Ros: There you go, there you go! I had to say it. Sneeg: What does that- for what- [Foolish and Sausage talking in the background] Ros: That's it, those were his last words. See, the friendship is blossoming. You see- you see, maybe it's like a mat- metaphor, right? For like- honeysuckle, right like, like- Sneeg: I have no idea. Ros: Yeah, okay well my task has been done. Sneeg: What does he- what, does he want an elytra or something? What does he want? Ros: Oh. Sneeg: He just wants an elytra, doesn't he? Ros: Nonono- for you guys to be besties, right? Like- Sneeg: Pretty sure he just wants an elytra. Ros: Oh. Oh, okay... Sneeg: Pretty sure that's why he's sucking up because- cause he doesn't have- he doesn't have time. He has another meeting or whatever so he's not here. Ros: Oh.. Sneeg: He probably just wants me to get him an elytra. Right? Ros: Oh.. are you going to? Sneeg: No. Phil, Sneeg, and Ros: [laughing]