#snate

[that-bitch-kat3]

marauders headcanon of the day: after 5th year lily writes EXCLUSIVELY in pen. she will not even touch a quill because she wants everyone to know that she is not ashamed to be muggleborn.

[ch3rrybite]

marauders hc #2

Lily Evans is the kind of person who remembers every little thing about you, and she makes sure you know it.

she’s the type to notice your favorite snack and always has it stashed somewhere in her bag, “just in case you need it.” James found that out the first time she nonchalantly tossed him a chocolate frog during a late study session. he’s been in love ever since.

Lily gives the most thoughtful, personal gifts that aren’t just nice but downright uncanny in how well they suit you. she’ll find the perfect charm bracelet for Marlene, with charms representing every silly thing they’ve done together, or a new set of muggle watercolor pencils for Remus because she caught him doodling flowers on the corner of his parchment.

she knows your quirks. Sirius can’t walk past her without her smirking and saying, “hair’s a little off today, Black, everything alright?” because she knows he only fusses with it when something’s on his mind.

Lily knows everyone’s coffee order by heart and will show up with their favorite when it’s “one of those days.” she’ll grab an extra-large cup of tea for Remus during exams and sneak a sprinkle of sugar in for James just to mess with him. and everyone knows that when you’re going through it, she’s the one who will sit up with you late, listening without judgment, her hand on yours, and say, “right. we’ll get through this.”

she’s fierce, loyal, and funny in ways that stick. a bit of her seems to stay with everyone she meets, and you can bet if she cares about you, you’ll know it. because with Lily Evans, love is in the details.

[dan-drest]

He wanted to say hello to my mutuals snakes

[soupgodx]

the problem is that he wanted revenge for a creepy obsession he kept even when the person he’s obsessed with is married and also who he called a racist slur instead of wanting voldemort to fall because he thought what voldemort was doing was wrong. the only reason snape “turned good” and wanted revenge is for lily and if lily wasn’t threatened, he would have been one of the most loyal death eaters ever.it isn’t snape wanting revenge that is wrong though, it’s that he wanted it just for the girl he was obsessed with and didn’t even change his racist ideology for 

🤔

[allaboutlov3]

Maybe everyone already knew this, but I JUST found out that ppl who hate Snape are actually called SNATERS. I dont know what to do with that info. But if you also didnt know, now you do.

[missmeasured]

I GOT MY FIRST SNATER COMMENT!

I’m honestly dying of laughter! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

First, I do wanna fuck Alan Rickman but if given the chance would not do it quietly!

[potatobugz]

picture this. conjure up in your mind. the snnatcher a hat in time in front of a trans flag. thats all

[wizardemotions]

i'm getting the sense that marauders fans by and large are intensely antisnape and potentially moralistic about it... i think that they should consume non-hp media with more deeply fucked up and also deeply enjoyable characters for some perspective. they might benefit from the locked tomb perhaps. go take a gander at, like, ianthe and then get back to me

[snapeslips]

Do you except Snape run and crawl into that little passage with a whole goblet in his hand? It would not only spill all over, but also give enough time for a wanted serial killer to escape. Snape’s right in trying to prevent the latter.

May be Lupin should be more responsible and go get his own potion from Snape. It’s enough that Snape brews such a complex potion for him, he shouldn’t have to babysit a grown man.

Throughout PoA Lupin was wilfully irresponsible to save face and put the whole school, especially Harry, in danger as a result.

Remus forgetting his Wolfsbane is pretty funny I think we can all agree on this but like. He didn't even have the potion at the time? He was waiting for Snape to bring it to him when he caught what happened and the Map and forgot to think™ and just went after the murderer, his best friend, and the children.

On the other hand, why the fuck didn't Snape bring the Wolfsbane with him after bringing him to Remus, not seeing him but following things™ on the Map, and then deciding to go spying on them? He had it in his hand!!! It wouldn't have been that hard!!!

Snape just tells us you want to be killed (bitten) by a werewolf it'll be quicker ffs

Anyways I think it's time we pile on Snape for being irresponsible with the Wolfsbane in this essay i will—

[unseconds]

snating?... snateboard....

(reference)

[kirbism]

Metal gear solid au where they just keep making snates of matter (snake states of matter). Mgs7's final boss is named bose-einstein condensnake

[that-bitch-kat3]

snape stans will be like “but james bullied snape!”

like… yeah someone had to

[aftonfamilyvalues]

i would KILL for a game with more snape presence. they should make one where you can romance him

snape dating sim. snating sim

[wokeuplaughing]

not for honor but for you snate eaker

[444names]

MYSTERY POST #30

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[snail-blog]

Aw Snap! Audience! remember to Snever commit any Snins if you Want to get to the Snearly Snates of Sneaven!