#snater gonna snate

[missmeasured]

I GOT MY FIRST SNATER COMMENT!

I’m honestly dying of laughter! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

First, I do wanna fuck Alan Rickman but if given the chance would not do it quietly!

[allaboutlov3]

Maybe everyone already knew this, but I JUST found out that ppl who hate Snape are actually called SNATERS. I dont know what to do with that info. But if you also didnt know, now you do.

[danse-de-macabre]

My pleasure @asmraf24 ;)

-The background was unplanned: I just started playing with some filters, and went a little overboard.

Well, enjoy. \/(•~•)\/

[chdarling]

Ah you see mine is “And the Snaters gonna Snate Snate Snate Snate Snate.” It’s me; I’m Snaters! Actually, I don’t hate Snate. I just see him as a complex human being who had a traumatic childhood but who also made some incredibly awful terrible choices. Which according to… Snovers (?) that can mean the same thing.

Ahaha also a classic!

I actually do not consider myself a Snater either lol. Some people disagree! But what can you do 😂

[bloatsome]

I love your blog and truly detest the lengths that some people will go to to insult and bully people for liking a character or ship. I already meet enough people like that in the real world, they shouldn’t have to be online too :-( Anyway, I just wanted to say you’re being an amazing human being- and I agree with your point about Snape fans not being able to take part in other parts of the fandom. It’s sad, especially as I ship Neville and Luna...Thank you and don’t let the Snaters get you down!

Wow you really woke up and chose kindness today huh?

You're the sweetest, anon! Thankyou for this you really made my day :) And in the wise words of Taylor Swift, snaters gonna snate ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also yess nuna>>>>> Hit me up anytime you wanna talk about them or even in general! Ily <3

[visceralcoma]

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[visceralcoma]

you deliberately post into the space for Severus Snape fans and you expect Snape Fans not to find you?

help the snapies found me

[snictionary]

to snate

/sn eɪt/

verb

To bash Severus Snape’s entire existence, usually also his fans and their entire existence as well. 

“Snaters gonna snate.”

[president-coriolanus-snow]

🎶Snaters gonna snate snate snate snate snate🎶

[mermaid886]

Dude, they’ve weaponized Snape as a whole.

They enjoy calling us “Snape apologists” because it sounds like “rape apologists” and they think they’re being clever.

The bratty, puritanical fandom culture we have today snarls and growls at anyone and anything with more facets than a simple, boring, flawlessly “wholesome” exterior.

I agree, I was trying to draw attention to the fact that these monsters actually believe romantic love, canon or not, is a valid reason to hate any character.

The sad part is that there’s so many Snape fans, not only Snaters, who still hiss about the canon details of his feelings for Lily, romantic or not, and that irritates me.

Bottom line though, Snaters are gonna Snate no matter what.

Why do ppl just assume Snapes love was romantic?

Platonic love exists! I love tf outta my best friend but that don’t mean I wanna FUCK….

It just means I’d be willing to go through my entire life with them by my side, because they mean a lot to me and I’d do anything for them.

And if anything ever happened to them…because of ME!? I’d live the rest of my life in guilt.. the LEAST I could do is finish whatever it is they started…right?

Snape had the most human reactions to everything and y’all said “oh you have emotions!? Fuck you and ten people who look like you! Evil SOB!” 🤓

[visceralcoma]

it was~! making fun of ya was fun. and at the end of it, the homosnapiens were poggers! massive plays of the game by sl-ash-er too.

that was a fun way to spend the afternoon

[star-struck-withantlers]

Proud Snater here!!! 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

Maybe everyone already knew this, but I JUST found out that ppl who hate Snape are actually called SNATERS. I dont know what to do with that info. But if you also didnt know, now you do.

[danse-de-macabre]

This is the No Background version, in case anyone wanted to see.

My pleasure @asmraf24 ;)

-The background was unplanned: I just started playing with some filters, and went a little overboard.

Well, enjoy. \/(•~•)\/

[visceralcoma]

not how that works sweatie~

snape would be a tr*mpie

[visceralcoma]

oh sweatie... sure we are. keep telling yourself that.

snape would be a tr*mpie

[visceralcoma]

more like a cat watching a fly with their wings ripped off. you're fun to bat around now that you've admitted defeat by cleaning up the replies on all the posts via blocks on your main account (but you failed to add them to this side blog). the homosnapiens got to you.

that was a fun way to spend the afternoon