#smug weiss

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Married with Children

Qrow & Yang: (walking around Mantle)

Qrow: Sooooooo, I've noticed you and that emo partner of yours have gotten pretty close lately. What are your thoughts on the little mystery femme fatale now that you two have "kissed and made up"?

Yang: (blushing) Qrow! We havent kissed! Made up, yes. Kissed? No.

Qrow: Oh, but I can tell you want to, kid. It's written all over your face.

Yang: (blushes deeper shade of crimson) I- I don't know? I mean. I like Blake and all, and I'm happy she's been doing better after everything in Argus. And her new haircut looks absolutely amazing. And-

Qrow: (whimpers like a little puppy) My little Firecracker has a bad case of puppy love. (Swiftly brings an arm up to block Yang’s backhand while laughing)

Yang: Okay! I like Blake! So what?!

Qrow: (ruffles Yang’s hair affectionately) You and your dad have the same taste in women. Only difference is that I think this one is the healthiest relationship anyone in the Xiao Long family has ever had. Now, I can only hope Ruby doesn't take on the family curse...

-Back At The Atlas Academy Dorms-

Blake & Weiss: (laying on the floor while looking through Blake's new notebook)

Blake: (dragging her pen across the pages as she spews word vomit excitedly) And this is the house plans I drew up. I'm not a builder, but I feel like this is a good start.

Weiss: (glances over the notes impressed) Wow, Blake, you've really put some thought into this. I take it you really like Yang.

Blake: Weiss, in my fantasies, Yang and I are already married with half a dozen kids. I don't just like Yang. I love her.

Weiss: Uh-huh (props her head in her hand cheekily) and is there any plan to confess this love to Yang anytime soon, or are you going to have imaginary children seven and eight before you even consider it?

[lily-cmdier99]

064/365

[juanarc-thethird]

Learn to lock the door!

Blake: *Enters Jaune's room* Hey Jaune, have you seen my... book?

Jaune is naked, with his cock deep inside a girl on all fours who looks just like Blake. But seconds later she transforms back into Emerald.

Jaune: We can explain.

Blake: *Horny* Fuck that, I'm in.

Moments later

Ruby: Hey Jaune have you seen... Blake?

Blake is on top of Jaune, balls deep, while Emerald is putting on her clothes so she can leave.

Jaune: Is not what it looks like!

Ruby: I don't care what it looks like, I'm in!

Moments later

Weiss: Hey Jaune, did you...

Ruby is fucked from behind by Jaune while he holds her by the neck with a bit of pressure. While Blake is fully dressed putting on her shoes.

Jaune: *red* Blake is a bad influence!!

Weiss: I'm next.

Moments later

Yang: Jaune, did you eat my…!

Jaune has Weiss in a Mating Press and hitting her little pussy hard like a piñata with his big cock. Ruby, on the other side, is dressed, recording what is happening.

Jaune: Your sister dared me to do it!!!

Yang: And I have another one for you~

Moments later

Pyrrha: Jaune, it's time for our tra- Eh?!!

Yang is on all fours while Jaune fucks her from behind while he pulls her hair. In the corner of the bed, Weiss is putting on makeup again to look presentable.

Jaune: She is came to me first!

Yang: *Giggles* Yes I did~

Pyrrha: Your form is wrong, let me help you.

Moments later

Nora: Jaune, have you seen- HOLY MOLLY!!!

Pyrrha has Jaune lying on his back and pressed against the bed without him being able to move, while she bounces on his cock like an animal in heat. On the other side Yang is sitting on a couch, watching what's happening while she touches herself.

Jaune: Help! My pelvis can't take it anymore!

Nora: Oh I give you a hand~

Moments later

Neon: What's up with the noise? Are you guys having a par-TYYYYY!!!!! *Shock*

Nora has Jaune against the wall while she fucks him using her big ass. Jaune can only hold onto her hips. Pyrrha, on the other side, is brushing her hair.

Jaune: This is not a party!!

Neon: *Takes a pic on her phone* It is now~

Moments later

Reese: Neon, are you here? What do you- HOLY SHIT!!

Jaune is sitting on the bed with his back leaning against the wall while Neon moves her hips slowly and sensually while they fuck. Nora is still naked talking to someone on her phone.

Jaune: Reese, what are you doing here?!!

Reese: *Smug* Duh, I came for the party~

Moments later

Arslan: *Ready to fight* Reese, I'm here! Why do you need... *Wide eye* Backup?

Reese is on her tiptoes leaning against the wall while Jaune fucks her intensely. Neon meanwhile is taking selfies with them two in the back.

Jaune: Wait, this is 100% completely consensual!

Arslan: In that case, I also consent.

Moments later

Velvet: Jaune? Nora told me to come see y-y-y-WHY?!! *Angry*

Arslan is hanging onto Jaune with her arms around his neck and her legs hanging in Jaune's arms, supporting her ass while he fucks her. Reese, meanwhile, is on a video call with someone showing how Arslan is getting fucked.

Jaune: Velvet?! Why are you angry?!

Velvet: I gave ya all the bloody signs 'n ya fucked her?! That Dick is mine!

Moments later

Coco: Hey Jaune, is Velvet here? She said she was going- HOLY FUCK!!!

Velvet is being bred with her legs hooked around Jaune, who is on top of her fucking her like there is no tomorrow with cum coming out of her. Arslan meanwhile is putting her bandages on her arms and hands.

Jaune: It was her idea! I swear!

Coco: Whatever her idea is, I want it too~

Moments later

May: Jaune? Nora told me to come her of- *GASP!!!* I-I-I!

Coco looks a mess, her makeup ruined, her hair messy, all thanks to Jaune. He is fucking her with her on top of him, close to his body, while his cock is hitting her insides in all the right places, giving her great pleasure. Taking this opportunity, Velvet uses her camera to take photos of all of Coco's lewd expressions.

Jaune: Wait! Please don't scream!

May: *Red* I WON'T LOSE!!

Moments later

Penny: *Smiling* Hello friend Jaune! I came here to get fuck!

May is bouncing on Jaune's lap while he sucks on the nipples of her huge tits. Coco, meanwhile, is taking some selfies, liking the new look.

Jaune: You what?!!

Penny: *She removes her clothes* I'm sex ready!!!

Moments later

Ciel: Penny, I know you are here! General Ironwood is calling- WHAT THE FUCK?!!

Penny is on all fours with her hand pressed against the bed while Jaune puts all his weight to fuck her from behind. Meanwhile, May is sleeping next to them in the bed covered with a sheet.

Jaune: Please don't tell Ironwood!

Ciel: If you convince me, maybe I won't do it~ *She licks her lips*

Moments later

Glynda: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!

Ciel is curled up with a pillow while lying on her side with her ass on the edge of the bed where Jaune is fucking her hard. Penny is currently on a video call with Ruby talking about her recent experience.

Jaune: *Panic* Prof. Goodwitch! It's not what it looks like?!

Jaune saying her name made the two girls panic as well.

Glynda: You girls get dressed and go to your rooms immediately!

The two girls do what they are told and run out of the room.

Glynda: And your Mr. Arc…

Jaune: *Worry* YES!!

*Click* Suddenly the sound of the door being locked is heard.

Jaune: Prof. Goodwitch?

Glynda: Now you're all mine~💕

Moments later

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

"Jumblr" freaks are some of the most smug arrogant condescending bastards on this site. They found one iota of oppression they could claim to justify their vicious white supremacy and fragility and cling onto it for dear life. All they do is alternate between fandom-brained Heckin Smol Bean explanations of Judaism/Jewishness like the "fighting God in a Denny's parking lot" thing and whining about "leftist antisemitism" but being too bitchmade to announce their Zionism with their whole chest because they're Steven Universe adults who break down at the first hint of confrontation they can't claim a moral high ground on. They've somehow managed to combine the worst aspects of your average fandom racist and Bari fucking Weiss. Exhausting people.

[razorblade180]

Capturing the Spark

Weiss:*peeks into music room* Summer, sweetie? I can’t help notice you’re playing the same note for like…ten minutes.

Summer: *plucking string* I’ve reach creative bankruptcy.

Weiss:You’re sixteen. There’s something in there.

Summer:Nothing good.

She points at a decently sized pile of paper on the floor. Weiss takes a look at one and realizes it’s a whole song.

Weiss:Are these originals!? Why are they on the floor!?

Summer:I don’t like how they came out. Weeks and months of revising but they feel mediocre.

Weiss:Says you. A single opinion from a creator is damning in any art form. I could’ve listened.

Summer:You would’ve been too nice and supportive.

Weiss:Summer, I told your father he looked fat in the first tux he chose for our wedding. I will never willingly let you embarrass yourself in front of people.

Summer:…There’s been talk on the radio about my recent songs and concerts. People are saying I’m losing my spark, and they aren’t wrong if I’m being honest. Things feel…different.

Weiss:Could it be because you’re getting healthy?

Summer:Pfft, now you’re making me sound ridiculous. Yes, that’s exactly it. Being on stage feels weird now that I’m not fighting for my life. Is that wrong?

Weiss:Little bit, but I get it. Your life was on the line. Adrenaline was at an all time high.

Summer:Exactly! My body was cold and hot. I had to focus on staying myself while thousands cheered my name and had zero clue I was basically on a battlefield! Now I’m just performing.

Weiss:Haha, and that’s a bad thing? It’s gonna be an adjustment but you still have that spark. You don’t need your life on the line to bring it out. You also need to treat these songs better.

Summer:Mom, they’re garbage. My fans don’t come for me for darker stuff anyways.

Weiss:They are fruits of labor. Sure not all of them will be perfect, but not every song you make will be a hit and don’t have to be. Treat these like your puppy. Don’t throw them away because they’re a little all over the place.

Summer:Where is he right now?

Weiss:Bothering Jaune. Anyways, fuck your haters.

Summer:Wow!

Weiss:I mean it! You are the singer! You can’t make people like your music but you change the audience that fills your seats. They’re called fans because they help make you burn bright.

Summer:….

Weiss:The way I see it, you can change up your style and genre to better capture and represent the raw feelings that give you the spark, or bask in the irony of a crowd that loves you, but can’t fathom the real weight of your performance.

Summer:You’ve done that too!?

Weiss:I’ve written so many songs that come from my feelings being around my abusive father and most people don’t have a clue. We may be the entertainment at a concert, but we both know how easy it is to see the crowd as the real fools.

Summer:Yet when I talk like this, therapy gets mentioned.

Weiss:Hey, I’ve been to it many times. I know exactly who I am, and you will too. One day at a time. You’re not creatively bankrupt. You’re just not cashing in all the ideas you have.

And with that nugget of wisdom, Weiss kisses her daughter on the forehead before leaving her to think on it.

Summer:(Damn it. She’s gonna feel so proud about that line.) *grabs paper*……

xxxxxx

Weiss:*walking down stairs* I’m back. How’s the puppy?

Jaune:*holding him up* Air jail. Did you solve the one note wonder?

Weiss:Yeah, but it’s gonna get louder in sec-

🎶VVVVVRRRREEEERRRRR🎶

Both of them looked up as the sound of a distorted and almost wailing guitar started singing wildly. Jaune looked at his wife to see her casually head banging with a smug face. They weren’t even sure if the notes lead to something or if their daughter was simply going for it.

Weiss:It’s been awhile since I heard a eulogy like this.

Jaune:A eulogy?

Weiss:Can’t you hear it? It’s for the death of a pop star as we know her.

[astraskylark]

Beacon may have fallen, but their bunk beds did not

Team RWBY returning to Beacon near the climax of the series. Them walking among the ruins of their old school, lamenting over how it feels so long ago, while reflecting on how much they've grown since.

Give me the nostalgic pain RT.

[spahhzy]

Jaune and Neo watching Weiss cook.

Ruby: Yes, MY Weiss is a great cook.

Neo: 🤔

Jaune: Now, Neo, I know what you're thinking. Let's NOT let intrusive thoughts win this morning.

Neo: 😒

Weiss: BEHOLD! My perfect creation, you may all bow to my greatness.

*she burnt the eggs and unpancaked pancakes*

Ruby: That's my chef, alright, wooooo! *discards the entire plate to Zwei discreetly*

Jaune and Neo stare at the abomination on their plates.

Jaune: Chef?

Weiss: *smug*

Jaune: Calls herself Chef but can only boil hot dogs.

Neo elbows him but was trying hard not to smile.

[rocknroll7575]

Guardian ghost au

Jaune: Hmmmm chat how do we think about this

Ozma: Jaune don't call the-

RCZ: We should attack from above

Weiss: They are all so dumb yet they somehow know exactly what the others are thinking

Arslan: For once I have to agree with you

ARCZ sharing one braincell:

Yang: ...What are you four doing?

*Jaune with Reese on his shoulders and Cardin with May on his shoulders*

Jaune: Reese and May like to feel tall!

XXX

Cardin: Guys, everything fine, Dr. Peach said the bleeding's internal, that's where the blood is suppose to be!

Reese: Oh good!

XXX

May: Fuck him up! Get him!

Reese: Come on! Knock him out of the ring!

Jaune: Go! Go! Go!

Cardin: Stop moving you bastard! Go down!

Arslan: *looking at the four with confusion* What the hell are you four doing?

*ARCZ kneeling around a plastic Bayblade arena with four Bayblades spinning*

XXX

Jaune: Alright! on the count of three!

Reese: One...

May: Two...

Cardin: Three!

*_RCZ pushing Jaune down Beacon's stairway while he sits on his shield*

XXX

*Fire alarm goes off*

Summer: Alright class, just say calm and-

*Window breaking*

Jaune: Every team for themselves! *Jumps out window*

Reese: Wait for me J-Man! *Follows after him*

Cardin: *Jumps after Reese* Hang on! I'm coming too!

May: Wait for me you assholes! *Leaps out of Window*

XXX

Jaune: We're just saying you can't be sure it wasn't you

Weiss: Ridiculous! Of course, it wasn't me!

May: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember?

Weiss: I would remember!

Cardin: Well how could you if it erased your memory?

Weiss: That's not how it works!

Reese: *smug* Now, how do you know how it works?

Weiss: *glances from side to side with a confused look before shaking her head* Knock it off! I'm interviewing you!

Jaune: No you said we'd be conducting the interview when we walked in here! Now exactly how much pot did you smoke!?

Weiss: O_O

[tinyboxofadrenaline]

Makes so much sense that Ruby being smug makes it look like she's ZOOTED. On that note, -Weiss' bangs look like they are about to fly off into the high heavens -Blake is definitely smoking an invisible cigarette -And Yang, I'm so sorry, looks like she's about to skin that cat from season 9

Smug Team RWBY

[zexapher]

The Queen's Destiny

Here’s a fun new meme comic! This one was inspired by a comment that Akumu_Oukoku put up on the ol' Discord the other day, where they wished to see the Pyrrha/Cinder destiny exchange brought back up in a climactic showdown with Weiss/Jaune about to die only for the other to come to the rescue and save the day.

I’m pretty happy with this one, especially that flashback panel. Drew Winter a sweater for her little sleep over and story time with Weiss, and I based that sweater off of the sweater TheWestphalianGwent gave to Weiss in his meme. It was a lot of fun editing that panel, giving Winter her smirk knowing Weiss is enamored with the Rusted Knight, shifted those eyes over for that side-eye, set the eyelids down to emphasize that smug look, drew up the book and some minimalist cover art of the best scene in the show, edited out Weiss sitting in her chair in the background as well as the reflection in the floor, replaced Weiss with her adoring Adrian version. It all turned out really good.

Some of you may have caught my early reference to my own Taking Out the Trash meme to start things off. Threw in the ol’ chibi Ghost Pyrrha, for those with a discerning eye. Added another reference to one of my own Therapist Ozpin memes, Cindere is always a good source of fun. Panel 5 reuses a really beautiful thinking Weiss asset that I used in my Culmination in a Kiss meme. And we cap things off with a Fist of the North Star reference. Honestly feels like I’m building up my own cinematic meme universe with all the references and the interconnected plots. I need to get around to my Agent Zwei continuation of that Taking Out the Trash meme, feels a little funny that I skipped forward past that one’s conclusion.

Anyway, hope you all enjoy!

[howi99]

Ruby: *seeing jaune manhandle Yang and Blake in a spare* Whoa, Jaune really got better at fighting in the ever after.

Weiss: *taking photos* did he just caught Blake by the legs and use her to beat your sister with?

Ruby: Damn! And you fought him every day?

Marie: *smug face*

Lewis: She got her ass kicked every day.

Marie: ! *Kick Lewis in the tibia*

Weiss: what about your other sisters?

Lewis: Jeanne is the closest in power but she is far too rash. Elizabeth wasn't interested in training, so are the twins.

Ruby: And the rest?

Lewis: They were made to help him run The Shop. They have no combat capacity whatsoever.

Weiss: *still looking at the spare* God i wish i was Yang right now.

Yang: *currently getting shocked by Jaune's legs* h-help!

Jaune: *smiling* Ah! It's like training with my oldest! But you both lack stamina!

Blake: *on the ground in pain* I miss when we were stronger than you!

Jaune: You both should try fighting Penny! Her Maiden power is far harder to deal with than me punching you!

[moltensmusings]

Thinking about JNPR so have some fun headcanons (canon will be coasted but not fully adhered to):

Ren is the best cook in the group and periodically gets woken up by his peers for midnight snacks

Jaune is a mediocre cook most of the time but has one specific dish he cooks so insanely well that everyone is actually baffled

Pyrrha cooks mainly high protein/healthy foods and doesn't care about flavors of things. Though she doesn't enjoy sweets much.

Nora isn't allowed within 10 feet of a stove anymore.

Pyrrha is considered one of the most terrifying leaders in Beacon due to her rigorous schedule and bootcamp like training. Over time she does start to learn that everyone should he focused on as an individual and given training that works for them.

Pyrrha is very good at slipping away and getting alone time because her popularity and status as a cultural icon means she rarely gets any peace.

Nora takes bets from classmates that entail her sticking forks/metal items in electronic ports to see if she can handle the charges. She has gotten detention several times for blacking out a classroom.

Ren is top of the class next to Weiss and Pyrrha. People do try to track him down for notes or study sessions but he's always miraculously gone when the bell rings.

Jaune may not be super smart or skilled at fighting but he has an insanely high level of strength and stamina from working manual labor jobs for his family and neighbors.

Jaune is the only one of the group who has ever gone on fun outings with friends and even though he doesn't instantly know what everyone would enjoy he does help pyrrha plan team bonding field trips.

Ren keeps a window garden in their room at beacon and spends a lot of his free time with Professor Peach learning about other plants and how to care for them.

Nora enjoys pulling heists on teachers. She's managed to steal things and will bring them to class like a smug cat. Professor Oobleck thinks it's hilarious.

[fillmargarin]

Smug Weiss

[smokestarrules]

Yang has a bit of a reputation for sometimes pushing a little further than she probably should, and Weiss would be wincing if it didn’t seem as if Blake was enjoying this. There’s no real annoyance in her tone, gait light and clear as she argues back and forth, now going for a shove of her own. Actually, she looks—well. Happy to be arguing in the first place.

They’re partners—of course they’re bound to be close—but this suddenly seems different in some way. Weiss thinks, huh.

Yang dodges the counterattack and adds, “Plus, you’d miss me if I stopped.”

She might have won after all. Blake doesn’t seem to have a reply, and they continue on in silence. Weiss catches the barest glimpse of Yang’s smug smile as she turns her head, warm and far too pleased with herself to be healthy. Blake never denies it, and as they continue on, Yang’s smile only grows wider.

Huh, indeed.

[juanarc-thethird]

Got you, Dork!

Jaune and Bleiss are enjoying some intimate time with each other in bed.

*Plat!Plat!Plat!Plat!*

Jaune: *On top of her* Oh, Bleiss! I'm about to...!

Bleiss: Yes!! Give it to me!!

Jaune: Oh fuck! I'm Cumming!~ *Kiss her deeply*

*SPLURT!!!!*

Bleiss: Mmm!~💕💕

Jaune: God, that felt amazing.

Bleiss: It's good that you like me because...

She tosses her black hair, revealing her silver hair underneath.

Weiss: It was me you fucked!

Jaune: *Confuse* Weiss?

Weiss: *Smug* Happy April Fools' Day, Dork!

Jaune: *More confuse* But it's May.

[drenosa]

Yang: ... And that when I said "Plumber? I hardly knew her! *Laughing her ass off at her own joke*

Weiss: *Not laughing in the slightest, rolling her eyes* Ugh...

Yang: Ah, come one Weissicles. That one was funny. Really, sometimes I start to think you've got no sense of humour at all!

Weiss: *Muttering lowly* Hmm, must be quite dangerous if you have to start thinking.

Yang: What was that?

Weiss: I said, my sense of humour is fine.

Yang: Oh really?

Weiss: Yes. Really.

Yang: Really, really?

Weiss: Yes, you pest!

Yang: *Grinning smugly* The prove it. Tell a joke!

Weiss: *Shocked, but regains composure* I- Very well. I will tell you my favourite. A "knock, knock" joke.

Yang: *Eager* Oooh, this gonna good.

Weiss: Quite. You'll have to start though.

Yang: *Oblivious* Knock, knock.

Weiss: Who is there?

Yang: 😦 ...

Weiss: 😏 *Walks away all smug*

~~~~~~~~~~

Yang: *Still speechless* ...

Blake: So I heard Weiss got one over you.

Yang: Never have I been so mad yet so aroused. The genius, the humiliation, the smug swagger afterwards...

Blake: Maybe go "knock, knock" on her door?

Yang: Funny, but yeah, I will.