#smooth motherfer

[apparently-i-am-an-adult]

I Shrieked this was so smooth.

cant fucking believe this line worked on Ming so well that he rode all the way to Joe's workplace and jumped him in the restroom

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Cale: I'm trash

Alberu: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?

Cale: ...

Rosalyn: You smooth motherf**ker

[barblaz-arts]

Hello! I want to ask what the chronological order for ur Redback uh comics are.

I feel like the order as I posted them was already the chronological order. but yeah ok sure

Crime Fighting teen Redback

Julia from the Daily Bugle

Redback's favorite journalist

Smooth moves

[knottedhearts]

Streams. C.Sturniolo

As the stream kicked off, Chris and Y/n sat side-by-side, both focused on the game but sharing the occasional laugh and inside joke. They worked seamlessly as a team, with Y/n providing witty commentary while Chris managed to balance gameplay and reading the chat. Then, someone in the chat sent a question that quickly snowballed, with more and more people typing it out:

“Wait, is Y/n Chris’s girlfriend?”

Chris glanced over, smirking as he read the question. “Oh, you guys want to know about that, huh?” He shot a playful look at Y/n, who immediately went wide-eyed, laughing nervously as the chat started spamming heart emojis and eyes emojis.

“Oh, stop it, Chris,” Y/n said, trying to keep her voice steady. “Focus on the game.”

But Chris wasn’t letting it go that easily. Leaning a bit closer to her, he grinned, “Well, I mean, she’s kinda my favorite person to be around. Wouldn’t you all agree?” He tilted his head toward her, his voice dropping just a little. “I mean, how could I not like her?”

The chat exploded. Messages flew by like, “OMG DID HE JUST SAY THAT?” and “CHRIS YOU’RE MAKING HER BLUSH.”

Y/n’s cheeks turned a soft pink as she rolled her eyes, laughing, “Chris, you’re going to start rumors.”

“Oh, but aren’t rumors just… a little bit true sometimes?” he replied with a wink, keeping his gaze on her for a few seconds longer than usual. The chat’s response? Absolute mayhem. Messages like “HE’S SO SMOOTH!” and “GET TOGETHER ALREADY!” filled the screen, and even some “SHIPPING THIS SO HARD!” comments slipped in.

“Okay, okay, let’s calm down,” Y/n said, waving her hands as if to quiet the chat but clearly trying to hide a smile. “You all heard nothing. We’re just good friends… right, Chris?”

Chris chuckled, giving her a teasing nudge. “Oh, I don’t know, Y/n. Maybe we’ll just leave them guessing.” He shot one last look at the camera, his smile practically a promise that this wouldn’t be the last time the chat got a little surprise. The chat erupted again, filling the screen with declarations of “CUTEST STREAM EVER!”

As the chat continued to flood with heart emojis and shipping comments, Chris leaned back with a playful sigh, glancing at Y/n with that signature smirk.

“Oh, man,” he said, shaking his head with a laugh, “I can already see the edits coming from this. Like, people are going to turn this whole stream into a full-on love story.”

Y/n covered her face, laughing as the chat went wild again. “STOP, CHRIS!” she said, half-laughing, half-groaning, trying to play it cool despite her blush. “You’re just giving them more material!”

Chris shrugged, looking back at the camera with a glint in his eye. “I mean, can you blame them? With moments like these…” He let his voice trail off, giving her a playful wink that had the chat absolutely exploding with messages like “HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE’S DOING!” and “THEY’RE SO CUTE TOGETHER!”

Y/n laughed, shaking her head. “Well, great. Now I’m going to see romantic edits all over my feed.”

“Oh, come on, Y/n, you’ll love it,” Chris teased. “Let’s be real, they’ll probably even get the perfect soundtrack for it and everything.”

The chat agreed wholeheartedly, with messages like “WE GOT YOU COVERED!” and “EDITORS, ASSEMBLE!” filling the screen. And as Chris threw one last flirty look her way, the stream practically buzzed with excitement, already anticipating the edits.

As the stream continued, the chat popped up with a new question: “Y/n, what’s your favorite edit?” The question quickly gained momentum as fans flooded the chat with curiosity, and soon Chris noticed too.

“Ohhh, Y/n! They’re asking about your favorite edit,” he said, smirking as he turned toward her. “Come on, let’s hear it.”

Y/n grinned, clearly excited. “Okay, you know that edit where the song’s like, ‘Save your tears, honey, you’re a motherf*ing DIVA’?” She leaned back, laughing. “Yeah, that one. And it’s Nick in the edit, of course.”

Chris burst out laughing, clapping his hands. “Oh my god, that edit is legendary! I should’ve known that would be your favorite.”

The chat instantly went wild, flooding with “YESSS DIVA NICK!”, “THAT SONG HITS DIFFERENT!”, and “WE STAN A DIVA!”

Y/n chuckled, nodding. “I mean, it’s everything—the song, the attitude, Nick’s whole vibe. It’s just perfect.”

Chris leaned in with a grin. “You know, the editors are totally going to make more of those now, just for you.”

The chat buzzed with excitement as fans promised to create even more edits with that energy, while Y/n and Chris laughed at the chaos they’d started.

[besaya-glantaya]

Smooth motherf*cker

[monowritestoomuch]

My Notes While Listening to Chapter 1 of Lost & Found

So I only found Charlie from BitterSweet so far and that's what I've been using to write Charlie's character. but in light of the newst hype with him and Auron, now I'm listening to the audios. This is all of chapter 1's notes that I wrote. Read along as I lose my shit.

NOT THE SLOGANS BRO--

HE'S A CUTIE OML

I see he had to sign un NDA, hmmmmm, and so did we, hmmmmmm--AURON YOU MOTHERF--

OH MY GOD HE'S SUCH A WET CAT

WE PUT A LOVE NOTE IN THE CD?! OH MY GOD THE FUCKING HEARTBREAK BRO

MOMMY AND DADDY ISSUES BRO BUT MAKE THEM SADBOI ANGST

HE WANTS US TO RUN OUR HANDS THRU HIS HAIR BRO DUDE THAT IS THE MOST ROMANTIC SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD

HE DEALT DRUGS?!

BRO WAS THE DRUG DEALER HOLY FUCK HE IS WALTER WHITE

it can't get worse, can it?

Oh no he, he was hopeless to life, oh. . .he didn't care about death. . .oh

He almost did. . .oh. Someone saved him. At least he made friends?

Dude omg

He got out and he's free? Dude has the mental health of a fricking side character in the mf mcu

guilt and shame and fear, dude im gonna cry,

He's not okay guys.

"I just have to keep going," what if I cried?

"And then you showed up," WHAT IF I CRY RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

Bro said that it wasn't a good story. Bro. Bro. You're traumatized honey. You need therapy honey.

HE'S A TRAUMATIZED CUTIE

PLEASE JUST KISS ALREADY

DUDE WE DID SLIP YOU A LOVE NOTE AND I'D DO IT AGAIN--

PLEASE JUST KISS ALREADY WJKFNFRSUKDNJCFUD

I'D TELL YOU BY KISSING YOU BRO, NOT HARD

PLEASE KISS

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

HOLY SHIT UHHHHHHH WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN WITH US AND HIM BRO WHAT

"I dare you to, show me how you feel. . ." WHAT IF I FUCKING SCREAMED

THE KISS HAPPENED YALL.

(he's a fucking bottom omg)

damn bros speechless

MORE KISSES?! YUURI MY GOOD SIR YOU'RE FEEDING US TONIGHT--

WE ASKED IF HE WAS OKAY. WE STAN PPL WHO CHECK IN ON THEIR PARTNERS.

HE'S TOUCH STARVED OH HONEY--

MORE KISSES

"just a natural reaction" and I oop--

more kisses

"excited around you--" I CHOKED--

NO DON'T GO TO BED--NOT WITHOUT HIM

HELL YEAH HE'S GONNA CUDDLE

yes honey, you're nervous. it's okay

COMMUNICATION IS THE FUCKING KEY

Side note: I had to pause this absolute masterpiece because I actually had to screech.

Oh he's self deprecating, oh no baby. . .

"Maybe I'll figure it out if you kiss me again," WHAT IF I ENDED UP ON A PUDDLE ON THE FLOOR--

He called us hot, guys. Why can't real men be like this?

more smooches. okay. okay.

HE MISSED US. MY FUCKING HEART <3

WHY CAN'T REAL MEN BE LIKE THIS?!

Ticklish you say. . .

mono.exe has stopped computing

sir.

"None of it has changed. You still make my heart race." Can a man say this to me?

"Restless sleeper." Restless sleeper you say?

His parents totally shipped us.

"Gas station rhino pills." PFT--HDJFEWHJDSFKJESDJFJWE

YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH NO MORE SELF DEPRECTATION

YOU ARE NOT DAMAGED GOODS

EXPECATATIONS MY ASS. YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DISSAPOINT ME. YOU'RE A FICTIONAL MAN. Honestly you can't do that, it's impossible.

HE IS A FUCKING BOTTOM I WAS RIGHT LMAO

I would kiss you a million times my boy

mono.exe has stopped computing x2

THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE WHO WANT YOU BRO. HAVE YOU MET THE WET CAT LOVERS?????

"How do I say this without sounding like a thot?" my friend, you are one

mono.exe has stopped computing x3

IM SO RED IN THE FACE RN ACTUALLY IM A FUCKING TOMATO

I WOULD KICK HIS ASS IN A FIGHT THAT SCRAWNY MF NEVER STOOD NO CHANCE

WDYM UR NOT SMOOTH BRO

HE'S THE SILLIEST LITTLE GUY ISTG

HE SMOKES??????

HIS BOSS HAS A FUCKING WEED GARDEN I FUCKING CAN'T ANYMORE

little mister rat boy

he's so cute and for what.

BROS SO FUCKING HIGH RN

mono.exe had stopped computing x4

GUY YOU KNEW????? OMG IT'S FRICKING ALPHONSE ISN'T IT. AND SETH.

MORE KISSES

my fbi agent is going to be so concerned when i looked up "how to safely bleach one's ears?"

End Notes: I'm going to listen to chapter 2. Holy fuck. Please expect some Charlie content in January and February. Now I'm going to go bake. See you on the 25th for a special surprise!

[ur-local-angel]

You smooth motherf- You made me blush, i hope you're proud of yourself =///=

CAN I BE HONEST WITHOUT PEOPLE GETTING FLUSTERED.

YOU'RE JUST LIKE @literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli I CAN'T BE SWEET CHAT???

[verdanabdit]

How each goes about taking their first d☆ck. Unless otherwise noted, they're on top and in control of the pace, and have either never been penetrated before or at least have never been penetrated by something bigger than two of their fingers. And of course are with their bro.

I'm boring and think of vajimbos but feel free to imagine a butt instead.

~~~

UT Sans: Agonizingly slow. Needs to rest after nearly every centimeter. Tries really hard not to breathe weird or make noise, unwilling to admit he's not just messing around teasing. By the time he's fully seated, he's out of breath from holding it for so long. Won't admit how overwhelming it is, but can't help but cling to Pap's ribs.

UT Papyrus: Worked himself up thinking it was going to hurt terribly, and the discomfort doesn't live up to the hype, so he takes it smooth and easy. Doesn't stop; finds the continued motion helps dull the slight pain.

UF Sans: It's a heat-of-the-moment thing, so neither of them are really thinking about it when Papyrus pushes him down, and he's surprised by just how much it hurts and ends up kicking Papyrus in the face. Thought lube was for quitters, so they don't have any, and he grumps around while waiting for Papyrus to get back from the store. Papyrus yells about the huge mess Sans makes using more than half the bottle all at once, but Sans snaps back, "shut the f☆ck up. what you gonna do, f☆ck me to death and use me like sawdust to clean it up?? friggin chad thunderc☆ck's out for blood over here, if he can't rip through your taint, he'll bludgeon you with his damn python." and squeezes out the rest of bottle just to be a shit. It still hurts like a motherf☆cker, of course, and Papyrus lets Sans beat on his chest to help distract from it. Says there's not going to be a next time, but changes his mind about half-way through the night.

UF Papyrus: Learned from the above disaster. Brags about how he, unlike Sans, is not going to waste half their night on something so trivial. Is pretty good about hiding his discomfort, and even tells Sans he was being dramatic that time. The banter is a good distraction from the fact that he's not quite f☆cking Sans stupid like he said he would. He'll make good on that promise next time.

US Sans: Doesn't expect it to hurt, so he goes at it with a little more gusto than he should. Very vocal. He pauses after the head, but he doesn't stop for long, not wanting to back down. Nothing he can't handle!!! Has to be told to slow down.

US Papyrus: Tries to play it cool, letting Sans take the lead, but he's actually really worried about it hurting. Tries to endure, but he curls away with a pained groan and worries Sans, who pulls back out. Papyrus ends up crying just a little from a mixture of pain, embarrassment and feeling like he's ruined the evening. He admits he had been looking forward to this, even though he was nervous. Sans calms him down, offers to stop or keep going. Gently works him open until they're snugly joined. (But I also just like to think of this Papyrus as delicate. (*pq′ー｀) He never fully adjusts to how girthy Sans is, so it always hurts at the start even with extensive prep. He learns to not mind it, and then enjoy it.)

SFR Sans: Sets the evening up as a very slow, sensual, teasing atmosphere. Tells Papyrus he isn't allowed to move. Distracts them both with kisses so neither of them are thinking too hard about how slowly he's working himself down. It actually hurts like a b☆tch, but he's glad to feel it. Glad they can share this.

SFR Papyrus: Takes it all in one go, slamming down, groans and comes immediately. It feels like something tore. He's crying. Sans, worried, asks what he should do, but he takes so long to answer. When he does, he just begs Sans to move. It hurts too much to move on his own, but he doesn't want to stop. He doesn't stop crying. It'd be less awkward if he could articulate that he likes how it hurts, but he's just too overwhelmed at the moment. He's sad that it'll never hurt that same way again.

SFP Sans: Most of the time is spent just looking at it. Snaps "DON'T RUSH ME!" when questioned. It's annoyance that gets him to actually do anything, but he needs to pause after a couple inches. He stalls once it's all in, not wanting to admit he needs time to adjust.

SFP Papyrus: Lets Sans do what he wants. Tries to cover up his wincing with complaints about Sans's lack of a delicate touch, but Sans goads an embarrassed admission out of him that it's his first time doing this.

FSG Sans: Sans had asked Papyrus to lead and planned to endure any pain for his brother's sake, just wanting him to feel good, but Papyrus refused, too worried that he'd hurt Sans even with instruction. Sans still largely sets aside his own discomfort, taking it a bit faster than is comfortable for the sake of assuring his brother he's fine.

FSG Papyrus: It's an all night process. He flinches away once it starts to hurt and needs a break. Sans keeps asking if he's sure he wants to do this, but he's determined. They eventually get him fully seated, but it's still too much to really work with, so they just sit still for the rest of the night. He's too sore to try again for a few days, and the next attempt goes about the same. Fourth time's the charm, and he apologizes for the trouble, but Sans assures him he's enjoyed simply being joined with him plenty enough.

HT Sans: Lets Papyrus do what he wants. A sharp inhale makes Papyrus stop, ask if he's alright, but Sans shortly just tells him to keep moving, that it's going to hurt no matter what anyway. Just do it. Papyrus tries to go slow anyway.

HT Papyrus: Is so enamored with the idea (and used to most things hurting) that he doesn't really notice it or let it slow him down.

UL Sans: He was begging Papyrus to take him anyway. He's not going to make him stop now. He cringes and groans loudly, and Papyrus tries to pull out, but Sans locks his legs around him and says it's fine; it's supposed to hurt. A little teary when he asks Papyrus to please keep moving.

UL Papyrus: Kind of regrets just going for it, but stopping part-way would hurt worse. 'Fights back' against the pain by bouncing harder. He'll have given himself a limp by tomorrow.

G Sans: Lays back and is super flippant about it. Pokes fun at Pap for putting so much effort into preparing him. Stops laughing when Pap nudges inside, whimpering a bit. When asked if he's okay, he tries really hard to play it off, says he was just trying to get a rise out of Pap since he cared so much. Papyrus sees through his bullsh☆t, kisses him sweetly, and kindly says he'll be more gentle. Sans grumbles to himself that Pap is way too suave, but he's putty in his hands already, wrapping his arms around his brother's neck and melting into how much tender care he's receiving.

G Papyrus: The only one of them to have used a reasonably sized toy first. Slowly acquainted himself with the sensation on his own so he wouldn't end up being the reason a nice evening needed to stop or pause. Sans is pretty salty about it since Pap made Sans's first into such a damn event.

~~~

US Sans (alternate): It doesn't hurt at all. Papy tragically has a pencil d☆ck. Since he takes it all at once, Papy expresses concern for him, and Sans has to make the snap decision on whether to be honest that he can hardly feel it or pretend in order to save Pap's ego. (If the truth ever comes out, Pap will be devastated, ask why Sans let it go on that long, and Sans responds "BUT YOU WERE SO CUTE, THRUSTING AWAY LIKE THAT. LIKE YOU WERE GETTING SOMEWHERE. IT WAS REALLY CUTE, PAPY." and like, it's not like he wasn't laughing at him, but it wasn't in a mean way, but it's difficult to get that across. For Sans, there's something endlessly endearing about Papyrus trying so hard but being unable to pleasure him. He's not sure what this k☆nk is.)

UF Sans (alternate): Wants it to hurt. He spends his life trying so hard to avoid getting hurt, and he knows Papyrus would never harm him. He wants to feel his brother safely break him. A wonderful pain that symbolizes their trust and love. He urges Papyrus onward, freely cringes and groans in pain, pulls Papyrus closer when he tries to pull away, begs him not to leave, to keep going.

[astrxlfinale]

[TXT - Gallagher]: I was making a joke about retirement. [TXT - Gallagher]: Itt did not work. [TXT - Gallagher]: heh xd :p

"...."

He hates that he can see this.

How in the hell do you see a joke? It's not by the measure of words floating in the imagination. In fact, it's not the idea of envisioning the voice as well. No, what damnably carves itself in his mind's eye while he's in the middle of this battlefield is that stupid face of Gallagher's.

Picture it, the way he'd wear that drinksmith's appeal with his own scraggly appearance (a factor he can relate to now days), coupled with his own personal 'wit' that he wears like some deranged badge of honor. The once nimble moves of being a smooth criminal across the battlefield was brought to a pause.

The Dreamjolt abomination suddenly has its snout crushed within its hands, some horrified cry of 'SooOooOOOuuullllGlAAAAAAAaaaAD' wailing within the air upon it's departure. For an instant, Caelus's intrusive thoughts pictured this enemy's death as Gallagher's sense of humor. "This motherf--" He begins, only to be clipped by the sound of a TV blaring it's GODDAMN STATIC at some obscene volume, as if it was intentionally trying to make this ask family friendly!

IS HIS MENTAL STATE BEING TREATED TO A FAMILY FRIENDLY ATMOSPHERE? NO.

ITS BEING SUBJECTED TO BULLSHIT.

"Ahhhhhahaha IT DOESN'T WORK." The sarcasm was liberating as he suddenly drove towards that same TV, bouncing from the land and immediately driving a dropkick directly into that frame, causing those inflatable tub arms to snap around haphazardly before it dispersed. The abrupt mood of the atmosphere found itself seething, and it's all due to a certain Trailblazer's growing temper as he begins to frantically type, even while lethal shadows loom overhead.

Txt: WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DOES RETIREMENT DO?

Txt: YOU TELLIN' ME YOU MADE DRINK PALS WITH A DAMN CONCEPT. NO. FOR A SECOND I ALMOST, ALMOST FUCKIN BELIEVED I'D HAVE TO GET READY FOR SOME FAREWELL PARTY OLD MAN.

Txt: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT XD MORE THAN ANY OF THATFSNAUFNSDAF

Caelus might've got a laser shot at his head. Yet, that same steaming head immediately smashed another nightmare into paste on the ground.

A good headbutt can do that.

NOW WHERE WAS HE?

Txt: YOU'RE OLD GALLAGHER, HOW ARE YOU FALLING INTO THE CYCLE OF USING THAT? PLEASE DON'T TELL ME ROFL IS THERE TOO.

Txt: I'M COMING TO KICK YOUR ASS.

@avaere

[ratsoh-writes]

"Dont cry or I'll tell Mavi. Im not paying for her breaking down your door-" she could hear him snicker over the phone

Artemis: pff im not crying! Anyways have fun, and loveyoubye!

She hangs up before he can hear her sob lol

Later Helios texts kovu when he gets home

Helios: YOU SMOOTH MOTHERF*CKER

[eisforeidolon]

Q (to Jared, Saturday): If Sam and Dean were to go completely solo hunting during the course of SPN, who do you think would make it closest to season 15?

Jared: [laughs] That's a great question. Well, you know, Sam - Dean was more run & gun style. Sam was more try and research and figure out the best way to approach this style. And Sam had to, y'know, be possessed by Meg, be possessed by Lucifer, by Gadreel/Ezekiel ... And Dean got killed by rebar that didn't move [Jared mimes licking fingers and smoothing eyebrows] Sam.

*******************************

Q (to Jensen, during panel with Misha Sunday): So I asked this question to Jared, but I would love to get your input, too, so -

Misha: You would like a correct answer.

Jensen: You'd like a - right - correct thoughtful answer?

Q: If the plot was to remain largely the same, but Dean and Sam had gone as solo hunters throughout the show, who would last the longest? To season 15 pretty much?

Jensen: Um, Sam. And that's because he would be in a bunker doing research while Dean would actually be out doing the dirty work. Wait, what'd he say? He said Sam? But why?

Q: You've put me on the spot now.

Jensen: Yeah, it's fine, he said it, not you.

Q: He said that Sam has been -

Misha: She's visibly nervous, she's afraid you're gonna be angry!

Q: He said Sam has been possessed more, so he can overcome more.

Jensen: Oh, so he was like, 'I can withstand more, I've got -'

Misha: The reason he's been possessed is because he's -

Jensen: He's the weak link! There's a reason Dean held out so long, is because it took them longer to figure out a way in because he's such a tough motherf*er.

Misha: They possessed Sam because it's like the weak gazelle.

Jensen: Yeah, right. [laughs] Cause he's the gazelle - the GIANT gazelle, but a gazelle.

[disneyanddisneyships]

Snapdragon and Violet - Loreley 😃

Most used phrase and voice claim?

Most used phrase is motherf*cker. She used it on a daily basis.

And voice claim.... hmm I think of her voice as kinda raspy like Miley Cyrus, but smooth enough to be mixed with Elizabeth Olson

[sharonaparadox]

[Video: the music video for “Transcendental Cha Cha Cha” by Tom Cardy, animated by Shoocharu, set to a mashup that has the instrumental to the song with instrumentals and acapellas to various other songs playing over it. The audio clips, which have the song titles visible at the top of each file, are overlaid atop the video and play as the playback line scrolls over them. At the bottom is a dark grey footer with the title of the mashup, “Transcendental Fever Dream,” and credits to Tom Cardy for the original song and Shoocharu for the animated music video. There is also a note that the full list of the songs used is in the description, referring to the one in the provided YouTube link.

The lyrics to the mashup are as follows:

(Da didi didi, da di da di, cha cha!) (Da didi didi didi, da di da di, cha cha!) (Da didi didi, da di da di, cha cha!) I think it’s time we blow this scene Get everybody and their stuff together (Da didi didi, da di da di, cha cha!) Okay, three, two, one, let’s jam

Don’t stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I’mma fight till we see the sunlight Tick-tock on the clock, but the party don’t stop, no Oh, whoa, whoa, oh Oh, whoa, whoa, oh (Here we go, here we go, here we go now)

Don’t stop! One, nothing wrong with me Two, nothing wrong with me (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh) Three, nothing wrong with me Four, nothing wrong with me (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh)

I’m blue, da ba dee da ba di Don’t you know that you're toxic? (Da ba dee da ba di)

Do the D-A-N-C-E One, two, three, four, fight! (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh) Stick to the B-E-A-T Get ready to ignite (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh) You were such a P-Y-T Catching all the lights (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh) I like that you’re broken, broken like me I don’t know what I’m doing, all I know is I don’t wanna stop (We’re higher than a motherf—)

This love has taken its toll on me, she said Just relax (goodbye) If you wanna know me, here’s two facts (too many times before)

Work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us (残酷な天使のテーゼ) More than ever, hour after hour, work is never over (窓辺からやがて飛び立つ) Work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger (ほとばしる熱いパトスで) More than ever, hour after hour (思い出を) Work is never over

Don’t stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I’mma fight till we see the sunlight Tick-tock on the clock, but the party don’t stop, no (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh) Oh, whoa, whoa, oh Oh, whoa, whoa, oh (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh)

Slide to the left (It’s Shia LaBeouf) Slide to the right (Have sex!) Take it back now, y’all Slide to the— cha C-c-c-crisscross! Cha cha real smooth

Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel Through the wastelands evermore The scattered souls will feel the hell Bodies wasted on the shores (It’s gonna be me)

Sometimes this song, it sounds like: “CRAAAWL—” Sometimes this song, it sounds like: “Some~” You give love a bad name

Wow! I got the beat, so all the kids dance with (me, me, me, me!) Pick ’em up, turn around, here comes Mighty B. (B!, B!, B!) I got the beat, so all the kids dance with (me, me, me, me!) Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat

A few times I’ve been around that track Never gonna give you up (So it’s not just gonna happen like—) Goddammit

(Blink!) She sells seashells on a seashore, but the— (Money, money, money) (Blink!) You get me closer to God (Baby, pull me closer in the—) (Blink!) 刃すり抜け 奴らの間隙を突け (This time I might just disappear) つらぬいた信念が 未来を拓く This time I might just dis— Bleedin’ me dry like a goddamn vampire

(It’s coming up, it’s coming up, it’s coming up, it’s coming up) All you people, can’t you see, can’t you see (It’s coming up, it’s coming up, it’s coming up, it’s coming up) How your love’s affecting our reality (It’s coming up, it’s coming up, it’s coming up, it’s coming up) Every time we’re down, you can make it right (It’s coming up, it’s coming up, it’s coming up, it’s coming up) And that makes you larger than—

The party don’t start till I walk in (It’s dare!)

Don’t stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh) Tonight, I’mma fight till we see the sunlight (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh) Tick-tock on the clock, but the party don’t stop, no (I don’t wanna lose your love tonight) Oh, whoa, whoa, oh (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh)

But it’s just the price I pay Destiny is calling me Open up my eager eyes (I don’t wanna lose your love tonight) ’Cause I’m Mr. Brightside (Don’t you know that you’re toxic?)

End description.]

A lot of people mentioned that syncing the video elevated this mashup so here you go

(Youtube Link)

[nsfwmiamiart]

Incoming Text for Marion Cotillard:

Hey, Marion! You are the French Cop now.

You're in office as the protector and bodyguard of Tracey Edmonds.

I don't trust my family, not one, they're all corrupt and they are loyal to many other corrupt people in France and Tracey doesn't know this information.

I want to ask you to protect Tracey Edmonds from my corrupt family members, do you hear me?

I'm asking you to protect her and my lawyer Kim Kardashian too, when they come visit me in France, you have to make sure that none of my family members will see them, they will avoid them to protect themselves against any "He Say, She Say" cases.

The title of this letter is:

"Defense Strategy in He Said, She Said Cases"

Read this article:

A lot of my family members have signed deals with my many enemies and they want to wait for an opening to say that they have been witnesses to this and witnesses to that, do you understand?

This is my "Defense Strategy in He Said, She Said Cases"

Tracey Edmonds and Kim Kardashian will never speak to them or see them face-to-face, these two women must ignore them, that way they can't say they know her.

I'm asking you to protect Tracey Edmonds when she is in France, don't let them get near her, not one member of my family will get near Tracey Edmonds, she will refuse to acknowledge their existence.

Marion Cotillard, you are the Police officer now, you have to make sure that Tracey is safe and Kim Kardashian is safe too.

When they come to visit me in France, you can use the Police to come pick me up at my home and I will follow you in the Police car, it's as simple as that, you can use the Police to clean up this mess.

You know where I live, use the Police to come pick me up and I will follow you in a Police car, you can do that, can you?

Listen carefully, you need to understand the situation, you have to understand that there are many American and French billionaires who paid my family members to lie about me and my future wife Tracey Edmonds, they are waiting for an opportunity to hurt us with false claims and slander by selling our information to news channels.

But wait, here's the kicker, they can't prove shit until now.

And that's where you come in, Marion will become the cleaner like Jean Reno, do you remember that movie?

Victor the cleaner character, Jean Reno, well, you are the cleaner now.

You can say you are the female version: "Victoria the cleaner."

You are responsible for the safety and security of Kim Kardashian and Tracey Edmonds in France.

You can use your friends in the French Police to make sure this operation is smooth sailing and clean, with no proof, not one little proof.

In the end, all our enemies will become blind and we will win the PRIVACY war, you will protect the privacy of Tracey & Kim K.

Tracey & Kim K will follow the lead of Marion the cleaner.

There will be no mention of our meeting in the newspapers, the only way to pull this off is with your friends in the Police, and I know you have many friends in the Police, so do it, Marion, I know you can.

I hate google.

Tracey hates google.

Kim Kardashian hates google too.

And I know Marion hates google too.

We all hate google.

So, please Marion, can you make sure that we never appear on google? Thank you.

I live in Strasbourg, you can pick me up with a Police car, I will follow your lead, I'll wait for you, Marion the cleaner.

This is the perfect solution to put an end to the clout-chasers in France, they all want to appear on google, and we have to protect our privacy, kick them out, and block all the French clout-chasers.

okay, this chat was fun.

Love you, Marion! Have fun, big hug for you.

P.S:

Here is the scene on youtube:

Victor the Cleaner is illest motherf*cker from here to Gardena: La Femme Nikita

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