#smiling friends headcannons

[fightclubcat]

Mr. Landlord Headcanons

He was a lawyer in NYC IN THE 1980’s, but he got into a bad motorcycle accident in ‘88, resulting in a 4 week long coma and brain damage.

Also he likes Billy Joel.

[dvcky-duck]

hiiiii guyss ^_^

ok byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ^U^

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

if charlie and pim were married, pim would call charlie his wife and it would piss charlie off to no end

[gothamsfinestdummy]

Grocery shopping + halloweeeeen

[vampansies]

Could I interest you in some Charlie images

[ameliadraws135]

Here’s a CraftyDog ship headcannon where Craftycorn would finally have the confidence to confess and ask to go out to a date with him!

But sadly Dogday being very excited and a bit childish thinks that they would have a play date, where they would have a full day where everyone is going to play games and not getting that Craftycorn actually means a romantic date with just the two of them.

The other critters that where hiding behind and a top of the tree, watching them from the distance were a taken a back and a bit disappointed by Dogday’s obliviousness to Craftycorn’s cofession, but Bobby thinks that this was close enough.

[greypeachz]

More AU Stuffsssss

[narcissusinvain]

A strange little drabble I wrote about the start of the Life Series

Listen this was originally going to the start of a fic but it got a bit too lorey to a fic that was essentially just fluff soo

*shoves this at you and runs*

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You feel strange, falling through the void. 

Logically, you must know you were falling. 

Not that you’re able to tell - the strange stillness of the void (like a breath being held) allowed for no wind, and yet you were breathing. 

Why are you breathing? 

You can’t live, not in any way that matters. 

And still… you have had enough brushes with It before to know the chill sets in quick. One curious dip into the void left your fingers frostbitten and the knowledge that that death would be quick and painful, freezing you and then discarding you to be cradled in the strangely safe arms of Lady Death. 

You surely… you shouldn’t be breathing. 

Not unless…

Well.

Not unless Something wants you to. 

Stop. 

Curious… he is Realising. 

He wouldn’t be the first. Stop him. 

Of course. All the same…

What, Two?

He is far quicker than we could have expected. We have not yet fed-

He has always been subverting expectations. There is nothing to probe. Just stop him. 

A cool hand on your forehead. You jolt, arms outstretched as if you can cling onto anything in the resolute nothing. 

Quiet, player. You have played your game well.

It’s not quite a voice. The knowledge appears in your mind as It ‘speaks’ and you are soothed. You have indeed played the game well. 

And the universe said I love you because you- 

Are love. He knows this already. Why does he know this already? 

He is aware. Be quicker. Just finish it. 

You are love. You have played the game well. You can dream now. You have finished. 

This.. this isn’t how it goes. But you are soothed anyway, your arms falling back (if there really are directions here), to relax. 

To sleep. 

...

…

…

… 

How did the original go, again? 

You would rather like to sleep, to go back to dreaming. But you cannot leave a button not pressed, as it were. 

… 

And the universe said I love you because you are love. 

And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. 

Why did they not want him to wake up? He wants to wake up, he thinks. 

He remembers? 

He would like to… what was it again? To be the daylight, and the night and all that other stuff, but he would much rather like to wake up, now. To stop falling in this not-quite void. 

How can he remember?

Remembrance… that’s important, too. He didn’t need the love from the Universe, not really, because he remembered he was loved. He was someone’s brother, someone’s friend, someone’s son. 

And he knew he loved them all right back. If he… 

It seems silly, but he needed his name, now. He knew there was one assigned to him that was unsteady, like a crown too big atop his head.

Some god’s name that had never quite fit the player the way it should fit those non-beings, those watchers. 

I don’t Understand. One? 

He had another one, he was sure of it. Not his god-given name, nor the one he was born with. One he had chosen. 

Why does he never Listen? 

One breath in, one breath out. 

And that alone, proved he was alive, and capable of love. 

So he harnessed his love and felt. Felt for his sister, who would speak his name in a yelp, out of breath and grinning. Felt for his brother, who would whine under the pretence of annoyance. For his best friend, who would shout it loud and unapologetically, simultaneously telling him off and egging him on. For his love, who would whisper his nickname, a smirk always found on his face. 

Grian. Grian. Grian. Grian. 

And then all at once, whatever kept Grian not-quite-falling through the not-quite-void snapped and he fell. 

He fell, and fell, and          f

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Grian fell and he took his memories, his loves and his Life with him.

Do something.

He opened his eyes. It was so dark it didn’t make much of a difference, but he at least liked the choice of it. 

Such choices. 

Between one blink and the next, sunlight began to shine brightly into Grian’s eyes; he whooped, ignoring his watering eyes because it was windy. 

And then he landed on the ground (far softer than he thought he would be) and even the ground with the rocks digging sharply into his back was a relief since he finally wasn’t fucking falling. He stood up, impatiently wiping the tears from his eyes when he paused, staring at his arm.

Three hearts were imprinted onto his forearm. 

He touched the one closest to his wrist, lightly grazing the green heart and - was he imagining it? Or was it pulsing?

Oh little Xelqua.

Did you really think you could escape that easily?

[tinypizzabluebird]

My headcannons for the smiling friends (+more charaters) sexualities + genders

Pim is a cisgender male who is pansexual. He kisses everybody, including Desmond, the bird, I think he kissed Charlie but I'm not sure, and that weird egg. I don't think he would care which gender he's kissing.

Charlie is a cisgender male who is bisexual. He's been with his current girlfriend and had sexual tension with Mip, so maybe he could be bi-curious? But he's probably more attracted to fem presenting people. (Sorry charpim shippers)

Alan is bigender and aroace. Even though it's implied he had intercourse/sexual/romantic relations with that girl in his bed, I still feel it may be appropriate to call her aroace since it seems like he has minimal attraction, sexual or romantic. Also, I've heard some people call her "she", but I've also heard "he" as well, and in the show. So I'm just going to assume bigender for now.

Glep is green and a straight ally. If he did have queer coworkers, I don't think he would care. I mean, he's literally a green thing 1000+ years old. He's old enough to know better.

Mr. Boss is a trans male and pansexual/queer. I have no idea how to explain it, it's just a feeling. A vibe.

Zoey is a cisgender woman and a straight ally. Again, just based on vibes.

Mip is a cisgender male and bisexual. He liked the princess (?) And had sexual tension with Charlie.

Dj spit is a cisgender male who is straight.

Grim is a cisgender male who is gay.

Gnarly is a transgender male who is gay.

Smormu is a cisgender male and a straight ally.

Jennifer is a cisgender female who is a straight ally.

Shrimp is a cisgender male who is possibly queer/straight ally.

Gwimbly is a cisgender male who is in a toxic yaoi relationship with the old videogame villan or with the boss of the videogame company.

Mr. Frog doesn't care, and he's not sorry. Hello.

Desmond is a cisgender male who is an ally.

I have no idea what else to put so enjoy this

[sigmxnd]

Frowning friends head canons NOW POOKIE 👿👹👺

i love you pookie. /p

you have no idea how long i've been waiting for someone to ask me this question

so i realized i've never actually written them all down and have just kinda been thinking about them in my head, so i'll put down the ones that have been floating around + add on if i come up with new ones

tw for mentions of smoking weed (its only once but still)

starting with them both:

they've known each other for a very long time, but got seperated a lot due to unstable housing. they reunited and have spent the most time together as adults (+ they live together)

100% make fun of and talk shit about other couples they see out and about

they are in love. they kiss and smooch and cuddle. physical affection is definitely their language. but only at home cause out there they gotta look menacing. they are happy with each other :3 (everyone else can fuck off though)

in a universe where they survived istg they have like almost a cartoonish rivalry with the smiling friends. imagine that "nice onezie does it come in men's" audio. that's them

stole their main outfits from some high schoolers but the rest they either shoplift or dig through the dumpsters for

halloween is the best only because they make stupid bets and competitions about scaring the trick or treaters only to have nobody come near their building (pim may or may not buy the big candy bars to give out on purpose)

when i'm thinking of a scenario/ship that's not gnargrim, they're in a qpr :3

i really like the idea that they love david bowie

grim:

gets frequent bouts of paranoia and generally has a lot of trust issues (especially with therapists)/low self esteem. took a lot of convincing himself that gnarly actually liked him and didn't have any hidden intentions

autistic. every character i like gets hit with the autism beam it just has to happen

gay + demiromantic/sexual

(sorry i can't think of more rn jfhwieifhe)

gnarly:

does his job good, takes it seriously, but off the clock he's probably one of the most unserious critters there is. he's my favorite of the two so i make him a lot like me🐺🌕

stoner :3

autistic. nuff said

pan/transmasc!?!?🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️‼️🧨💣🔥

his favorite mlp movie is rainbow rocks and his favorite episodes are a canterlot wedding parts 1 and 2 (cause they're MY favorites)

my furry version of him has a bent tail for a reason now and i'm writing something that has to do with it :3 (he also has a lot of scars that i've just been too lazy to draw on him that i'll mention in the thing i'm writing)

uses brainrot terms ironically/to piss people off

(while i do think that the ff and the sf would be enemies in a really funny way, i also like to think about gnarly & charlie being buddies/friendly with each other outside of work. i contradict myself all the time :3)

and thats all the ones i can think of for now. tysm for asking pookie :3

[awaaaaan]

flowa

[fightclubcat]

Smiling friends Headcanon

Pim and Oscar first met through Neopets.com as kids. They were Neofriends and one thing led to another and they became pen pals afterwards.

[dvcky-duck]

my design for Oscar >U<

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

Cannot believe no one has said this yet so I will: Charlie and Zoey as a reciprocated beard couple.

Now neither of them know this. They both have crippling comphet and are compatible platonically, so they got together because "that's just what you're supposed to do, right?"

But they are both raging (unaware) faggots.

[smilingfriendsbrainrot]

Why are they broke?

Pim- addicted to saying my treat when the check comes, will not accept venmos later. Loves stupid desk toys and organization tools with literally no use (his entire kitchen is those skinny letter rae dunn containers) .

Charlie- 3 am go puff/door dash orders, has to buy new games right when they come out

Alan- invests way too much into hobbies thinking they're his new thing (has camel backpack and yaktrax after going on a hike last summer and an aerodynamic cycling leotard from when he got really into riding his bike for a while), splurges on stupidly high quality coffee so he can drink it black and feel refined instead of just miserable

Glep-way too many subscriptions services, will buy the movie right when it hits Amazon instead of waiting a couple months for it to be on Hulu or Netflix. Backs a lot of wacky Kickstarters.

[whereismyhat5678]

another evelyn hc round woop-dee-doo awswadnbhasvscdasd-

Sometimes when Evelyn's REALLY angry, when she exhales/breathes a puff of smoke with fume out her mouth. (yes, like a dragon!)

when she was a kid she was really fascinated about EVERYTHING with mortals/humans, and when i mean everything i mean *everything* to the point where she would stop using her powers for a short period of time, but that was just a phase, dont worry!

evelyn is actually good friends with the ghost king! she and him sometimes have girls nights out and sleepovers, and even gossip too! (i bet he and her used to do eachothers nails HEHE-)

oke thats it byebyebyebyebyebye-

STOP

….You’re telling me she would actively paint nails and gossip with Ghost King?…

WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME SOONER THAT’S ADORABLE?????

Also the dragon fact is actually really cool- SHE IS THE DRAGON MOVE OUT THE WAY-

And the phase is too real, don’t worry Ev we all go through it ✋😎