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Rusty Nail = Me going horny
Rusty Nail but if he has werewolf traits and I'm like his little breeding bunny = EXTRA HORNY
Anon, you have one brilliant mind in that head of yours!
Might have to save this idea for later (so much potential involving knotting and cum inflation 🤤) . For now, it gave me inspiration to draw this sketch down here. Took pretty long to convince him but Rusty will dress up for you if you beg him enough lol
🦇 Happy Halloween everyone!! ~🎃🎃
#he'd wear a mask but it gets in the way when he wants to kiss you#so he settled for the fuzzy ears#he won't admit it but he blushed when you were smiling at him and fixing it on his head#rusty nail#rusty nail joyride#joy ride rusty nail#slasher thirst#slasher fanart#slasher fucker#slasher shitpost#slasher imagines#slasher art#slasher#happy halloween
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Get stickbugged skuldugged lol
hiding my unhinged thoughts in the tags
#i have never made something so stupid that made me smile so much#look at that fucker go#imagine him like#skedaddling towards you at top speed#hes the stuff of nightmares#necromancers beware#alternative: take#this is what he does on vals rooftop when she doesnt let him in#her neighbors have called the police but they never find anything#she is so done with him#im cackling please#someone put me in an institution#skulduggery pleasant#valkyrie cain#get stick bugged lol#stick bug#stick bug meme#meme#skulduggery pleasant memes#nic stylus
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I spent the last few nights reading multiple bakudeku fics and this page just
it made me wailed as I clutched my phone to my chest
seriously. I actually did that.
#i just love bkdk so much 😭#KACCHAN'S PRETTY SMILE IN THIS CHAPTER MADE ME SCREAM#BAKUGOU KATSUKI YOU LIL FUCKER I LOVE YOU SM#clara rants#bnha#mha#bnha 405#mha 405#bkdk#bakudeku#bakugou katsuki
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In the spirit of you getting a rude customer (I've been there, it sucks and I am cursing their entire bloodline, that bastard), I think Nik would be the kind of person to be extremely polite to people working in any job that involves dealing with customers. He always smiles, doesn't hesitate to talk with them for a bit, leaves generous tips and best of all, he will threaten any other customer who happen to be rude to them.
Like imagine some asshole being a real bastard with a barista at Nik's favorite café. Nik would just place one of his big bear hand on the guy's shoulder, towering over him, and tell him that this is no way of talking to another person and order, straight up order him to apologize. Or else :3c.
Anyway all this to say that Nik would hunt the rude customers you had to deal with for sport. Drop them from his helo in the middle of Siberia.
(Hope you're okay Gomz, I know how hard it is, it's tough to not let those assholes get to you but you're awesome and fuck them <3)
uuuuuuuu *sniffles* thank you for dropping this in my ask JAJKDADKSJKKJ absolutely Nik would give em hell
the type that gentle turns the customer around and give em a smile that's going to haunt them in their dreams or the type that pushes the customer down to their knees and make em apologize to the worker. If that all doesn't stop the rude ass MTF- well he knows a few ways to set their bones right :3
#ah yes violence is not the answer it is the solution#aksjhakdjh#thank you Nekros i truly truly appreciated this#got a big ol smile from this :3#this got me imagining double team nikprice huhuuuuuuuuuuuuu both of them putting that fucker in place#can you imagine...two burly man on their hft and right...#bad cop good cop nikprice...? slowly nods KAJSHDKAJFHDLKGF#im feeling better now hehe im just so fucking exhausted KASJFHBLKFSJFAH#two more days before the week ends...i must persist....for nikprice#LMFAO#ask response#thanks for the ask <3#hugs for u too Nekros hope your day has been well!! if not I'll manifest my chibi Nik to give you a good neck squeeze#Nekros
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“Thank you for keeping your promise.”
inspired scene from the fic “Beyond the Heartbeat” by @starsworth
#tonight I chose pain ✌🏻#a lot of tears were produced in the making of this#also lowkey felt not long enough like I would’ve loved to bawl some more and kept drawing those two fuckers :///#the hug they fucking DESERVE#I’m sick#crying#forever#this fic lives in my bloodstream bc#black brothers#what can ya do yk#just gotta let them haunt you#oh btw Sirius is smiling in this one 😭#I TRIED OKAY ITS HARD TO DRAW A SMILE ON SOMEONE WHOS FUCKING BAWLING#anyway#fanart#sirius black art#regulus black art#black brothers angst#black brothers art#maraudeurs fanart#Sirius black#regulus black#iris tries to art
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it would be really funny if ted's internal monologue actually has a lot of swearing he just almost never says any of it out loud bc like, he's a polite midwestern dad
#ted internally seeing rupert: oh not this fucking bastard again. jesus fucking christ i wish he'd fuck off. piece of shit.#ted externally: hey there rupert :)#ted lasso#i dont think this is canon btw i just think it would be very funny#ted when high as balls for real this time: HEY WHATS UP FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!#the entire team: [WIDE EYED BONK EMOJI]#trent after a press conference in like s1: okay off the record i have to know. you say 'golly gosh' and 'gee willickers' just to fuck w/ us#right? those aren't real? like i understand you don't swear that tracks but you're fucking with us on the 'golly gosh' right?#ted looking both ways and leaning in: off the record? trent i swear all the fucking time in my head. and shit trent!#i've never said 'gee willickers' unironically in my whole goddamn life. but god isn't it funny to watch them buy it#and trents like (wide eyed with awe) why are you telling me this#and teds like (most cheerful smile) because no one will ever fuckin believe you :)#trent (somehow more attracted to ted than he's ever been): .....ᵒʰ
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omg I saw your thing with smiling friends ocs and immediately thought of me and my friend’s smiling friends ocs, I’d love to see someone else’s interpretation of them!!!
The moon befriends the sun.~
As you can see I had way too much fun with these characters kjdfgk Tho Im sorry if I made the orange peep seem odd they lowkey gave my brain mini jump scares while I was drawing cause I had them in the background slightly transparent-
Anywho I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!!
#smiling friends#smiling friends fanart#smiling friends oc#fanart#doodle#oc#fyp#THAT ORANGE FUCKER STAIRED INTO MY SOUL THE WHOLE TIME I WAS DRAWING#I had to take small breaks cause I kept making him have fucking goofy ah ah faces too-#I love space ocs as you can tell- ^-^"
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Just saw Bakugou's death scene and man how can someone die so beautiful??? Like that whole moment was so... wow. There was no need for all of that man
#I knew all about it from the manga and yeah even in the manga it looked pretty for some reason#But the anime??? They made that scene so beautiful man I would re-watch it until the day I die#this is a work of art#You know those anime moments where the girl is smiling and looking at the protagonist with shining eyes and that's when the guy falls in#love with her? That was literally how it felt man#bnha#boku no hero academia#boku no academia#bakugou katsuki#bakugo katsuki#mha bakugou#bnha bakugou#mha bakugo katsuki#bnha bakugo katsuki#Look i think this is old news by now impossible for people to not know the fucker dies by now
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Alex Keller is a thigh man. He loves your thighs more than anything good god.
#his cock throbs just from seeing you sit down in a pair of shorts with his mouth watering at the sight of them expanding#def a thigh fucker#he’s a biter too#will bite your inner thighs#he’d go to eat you out but get distracted from your thighs and you have to reel him back in#wrap your thighs around his head and he will fall asleep with the biggest smile#his fav earmuffs#alex keller#call of duty#alex keller cod#alex keller x reader#alex keller call of duty
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i love when i see itch.io games on twitter and see the very obvious Fan in the comments... i get you..... i understand you.... thank you for your work in making this world a better place.... by showing and conveying the beauty of your love.....
#i love identifying The Fan in an indie dev comment section...#they are always so nice ... and so sweet... and i smile reading them bc it's like wow... you have so much love and it is so beautiful...#what a kind person.... i dont even know this game and im smiling at your compassion.....#i wish i was like that but im just the most insufferable fucker over spicaze games so#LMAOOOO#spicaze#indie dev
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“When Gordon smiles, his whole face changes.”
#ttte#thomas the tank engine#thomas and friends#ttte humanized#ttte gordon#happy 4/4 to my favorite blorbo#I love how a smile from him is so rare that when he does smile it changes his entire face#Gordon means so much to me.#so the best 4/4 to this big guy! admit you have feelings you fucker
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If one more man in my workplace tries to ask me out i will set the whole place on fire, i don't care anymore. I can't keep doing this over and over. These fucking idiots want to get into the pants of a fucking NPC, the person they work with isn't REAL! THAT'S A MIRROR MADE TO BOUNCE BACK WHATEVER YOU THROW AT IT IN HOPE TO END THE INTERACTION SWIFTLY AND WITHOUT ANY ISSUE. THAT SIMULACRUM OF ME IS THERE TO MAKE MONEY AND THAT'S ALL! NO friendship! NO relationship! You DON'T get to know anything about me! you get a COWORKER! and that's IT!
#IM SICK OF THIS SHIT!!! NO FUCKER! I DONT WANNA HANG OUT OUTSIDE OF WORK I DONT LIKE YOU!!!!!!#the ONLY guy who did this to me who was okay was the one who confessed his feelings on his last day right before quitting#he did scribble my initial inside a heart and it was up in the department for weeks but at least he wasnt in my FACE about it!#now i gotta fucking go to work tomorrow and be fucking stressed out and scared because i have to deal with turning down a motherfucker#i JUST started liking my job again and this is what i get????? can i get a fucking BREAK!?#benny babble#i needed to put this somewhere because im very honestly at my wits end here. like i guess that's what i get for being nice at work#dudes will really look at someone they think is a woman smile at then and take it as interest. im being POLITE
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I'll be incoherently screeching my unhinged thoughts into a pillow if anyone needs me
#the smile THE SMILE#i need this man biblically#the things i would let him do to me#my primal kink is screeching over this#imagine taunting and teasing him just for him to grin at you like this before he's on you in a second#not a single one of my thoughts is in any holy text let alone the bible#villain fucker#tomura shigaraki#tomura#shigaraki tomura#shigaraki#bnha shigaraki#mha shigaraki#bnha#mha#hwtv thirst#gif#my gif
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BLOOD + ANATOMICAL HEART UNDER THE CUT.
HIII. I didn't get to finish painting this in time for Halloween, so I'm posting what I have! Maybe in the future I'll reblog with a version that has the manor finished and the rest of the background but for now...
hey guys remember that time monsieur le bel literally had his heart eaten. i do.
Albert was just feeling a little hungry guys it's fine <3
#hatoful boyfriend#hatoful bf#hatoful#hatoful kareshi#albert alain alkan#kumiho#i hate monsieur le bel can you tell#happy halloween#halloween#the only times i draw this fucker smiling and its when he's bloodied
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Almost done reading The Princess Bride and I have come to the unwavering conclusion that Inigo Montoya and Fezzik, are without doubt, partners in rhyme.
#these two fuckers are so sweet together that i can't stop smiling when they come onto the page#spoilers i guess but the scene in the zoo of death where inigo dramatically goes 'to think of all the ryhmes i have yet to tell you'#in order to get fezzik motivated enough to kill the constrictor trying to make them its next meal was too funny for me#i love them both your honor and i want them to be content in life#haven't seen the movie in years so i can't remember if they do the rhyme thing in there#speaking of which i can't remember if inigo dies or not so i'm waiting for my soul to be crushed if it happens#the princess bride#inigo montoya#fezzik#books#reading#bookblr
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people who think tom cruise only has the same expression just really need to stop watching cartoons and realize how the real human face works.
#or look at pictures of sans when artists make him sad with the smile still on#:) and :( isn't the only short hand for happy and sad#also fucker what a thing to say about tom cruise#the man who is like a human cartoon in jerry maguire#anyway maybe it's a you problem#i am autistic as heck and i can understand a lot of the expressions are different#tom cruise
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