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ouppy and keety

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Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.

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it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

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i couldn’t get this out of my head

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oh! an idea ive had for awhile (like a couple years??) and managed to finish finally :) ludibrium is a funny word and deserves to be a funny sphinx

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eating soup is like the peak human experience

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lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

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ould you love me if I was a worse person who bit others

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Gandalf thinks if he moves super slowly, I’ll let him sit in between me and my laptop.

(Source)

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good dogs lay down

Fiona Wachter/my cleric pc Konstantin

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Save me warm toned lit windows of tenement blocks on a winters evening save me

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when mutual tell me two fictional men i dont know had gay sex

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a true male feminist will be bisexual. attracted to women in case there's a woman who wants you and attracted to men in case there's a fujoshi who wants to watch you have gay sex.

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instead of worrying abt whether or not yr scaring the hoes y dont u find some hoes that dont get scared, brave hoes. indomitable hoes

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the cambrian period was like 10 years ago