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we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

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trend forecasters are saying lesbian sex will be back in a big way this fall

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Cliff Edge - Ann Burnham , 2023.

British, b. 1956 -

Linocut , 76 x 54 cm 29.92 x 21.26 in. Ed. 4

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Come, break me down

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her: i’m coming over you better not be trent reznor spinning in the closer by nin mv when i get there

my dumbass:

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“what’s posted on the internet stays there forever” is true for everything except that one piece of fanart you saw when you were 10 that changed the trajectory of your life forever. you will never find that again it is gone forever

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reblog to stir prev occasionally

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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

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Do you guys think [redacted] is gay? *remembers it’s bad to speculate abt people’s sexualities* I know for certain [redacted] is gay

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once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back

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Baby we were born to cum

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What is tumblr trying to tell me

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i invented a machine that transcribes the inner thoughts of oysters and it turns out the first oyster i tested it on was thinking like "beautiful human woman riding a bike i am the bike i am the bike"and i tested it on more oysters and it was all "delicious sediment" "my mucous membrane itchy" "i wish to digest particles" so i guess that one guy was just real horny

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being knightcore doesn't mean you have to be pro-monarchy. you can just swear your undying fealty to your best friend or your crush or something