#small spiders

[shippy-vacation-packing-bracket]

The Battle Of The WHAT?!? WHY?!? WHY DO YOU OWN THAT SHIPPY???

The Case for Pouch Confetti Spiders:

Visual Representation:

Pros: Best portability out of the whole tier list, multiple spiders means multiple hiding spots for them, likely to get the better scares, could leave spiders in the gas stations or wherever along the way

Cons: The confetti is a big mess, higher chance that I will loose them along the way

The Case for Your Everyday Average Krampus:

Visual Representation:

Pros: My mom made him for me, he’s soft and crochet. Wards off ghosts because he’s slightly demonic. A silly little guy. Has a fondness for puppets and drinks. He deserves to see the world and all it has going for it.

Cons: If I loose him I will have a mental breakdown. Also some say he looks like a real person who’s from watcher entertainment and like…that could be seen as creepy but he’s just a funny little guy.

[manufactoredxbyxdesign]

I chewed through the wires in your office. Have fun with that. :)

". . .What are you a gerbil?"

[whatnext10]

Lynx Spiders are Great Predators Just Like Their Feline Namesakes

An Unusual Lynx Green lynx spiders (Peucetia viridans) are beautiful little green spiders that hunt by hiding in either flowers or nearby vegetation. They wait for other insects to come to the flowers to feed and they pounce on them, grabbing them with their long front legs and quickly biting them to cause paralysis. So far this year I’ve had a lot of good luck finding spiders with their prey.…

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[unspokenmantra]

via Natureza Animal/Animal Nature

[mollybeenoel]

Spider plushies by plaything_co

[pinkdeerdoesthings]

New plushies! I have no idea. Im trying to get stuff in the shop but my brains kinda a hellscape of ADHD right now.

Base pattern: HookmasterCrochet on etsy

[onenicebugperday]

Caterpillar jumping spider, Uroballus carlei, Salticidae

Found in Hong Kong

Photos 1-3 by pauldickson, 4-5 by charmianwoodhouse, 6 by lawrencehylton, 7-8 by portioid, and 9 (for scale) by lawrencehylton

[apuff]

LOOK ALIVE SUNSHINE

[dosiadove]

i need more friends who love bugs. I cant take telling people i love bugs and there reaction being "i hate them i kill everyone i see", or "ew" ( and then giving me a weird look. where are the bug lovers? where are my friends? let me show you my collection, lets draw insects together, lets make power points of our favorites.

[as-kind-as-summer]

After learning how unhinged Mirkwood used to be do you think Legolas ever just drops the most wild childhood trauma on the Fellowship trying to be relatable and they just look at him like...no. No we did not all go through that.

[hunterofthehunters]

seeing people talk about the new animated superman show reminds me that the issue superman's had for the last few decades in mainstream media, which is that too many dudebros assume the point of his character is about his "power". like "oooh look how scary he could be, if superman were real he'd be soooo dangerous" and missing the real truth. the ultimate truth. the actual truth:

superman works because he is a fundamentally very similar character to spider-man.

[hemlock-dreams]

Deadpool doesn’t know Peter’s identity right? How differently does he act with Spider-man? And how does he find out? And how does he react to it?

Deadpool has no idea Spiderman and his favorite bartender of all time are the same person. In fact, it doesn't even cross his mind- because there's something else that's bothering him.

Like the fact that Peter's story just doesn't make sense. For one, there's literally no trace of him. There isn't a single iota of proof backing any of his backstory- not a single prison in the greater New York area that has records of him, no family, no acquaintances...it's like he just didn't exist before he started working at St. Margaret's.

Of course's there's other things that tickle Wade's senses.

There's that time Wade followed him into a dead-end alleyway, only to find it empty. There's also that time Peter was able to dodge a piece of thrown glass faster than Wade could see it.

Then that other time(s) he was spying checking in Peter's apartment only to feel like he just narrowly avoided getting killed. Do normal people have eye-shine like that, or was it just the trick of the light?

He's just a mystery. And Wade's fucking obsessed with mysteries. Especially when they come in a package that looks and sounds and tastes (god willing) as good as Peter Parker.

Which means he does his absolute best to worm into Parker's personal space. He just wasn't expecting Parker to let him in. And he's so nice and funny. The simmering undertone of repressed violence is fucking hot too. It's not long before he's fucking smitten.

As for Spiderman, it starts off as a hit meet-cute! The issue is that Spiderman wasn't supposed to survive him. Spiderman was also not supposed to be so violent and fun and competent.

Peter Parker and Spiderman are just ticking all his boxes left and right...Wade's never had someone who just matches him, let alone two people.

So if he's gotta kill a few assassins to keep Spiderman's contract to himself...that's what he calls a bonus. And if he's also spending way more time taking jobs in the city just to be near Peter Parker, that's just a neat coincidence :)))

[whatnext10]

The Great Fable of the Spider and the Fly Comes True

The Incredible Fable of the Spider and the Fly has Come to Life shows a canopy jumping spider with the house fly that it recently captured. It tells the story of how the author/artist encountered this spider with prey in a most unusual situation.

Pounced I’m sure most of you are familiar with the old tale of the spider and the fly. In it, the spider entices the fly into it’s nest only to then capture and eat it. Well last week I got to experience at least part of that story in real life. Of all the unusual places to have an unusual wildlife encounter, I was at the local landfill dumping my trash. One of the things I was getting rid of…

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[chaosofkarr]

with incredible delay, I finally can present to you fanart for chapter 1 of our hearts beat in the womb of the world by the most awesome @mochalottie !!!

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