#slytherin!James

[goldenbi]

SLYTHERIN JAMES + LINGERIE SLYTHERIN JAMES + LINGERIE SLYTHERIN JAMES + LINGERIE SLYTHERIN JAMES + LINGERIE

I haven't gotten to the lingerie yet but here is a snippet!!

James Potter was the most insufferable Slytherin that Sirius had ever met. At least he could curse Snape and Mulciber, but James wasn’t insufferable like them. No, James Potter was insufferable because she was intelligent without trying, loyal to his friends (which unfortunately included Sirius’s miserable little brother), and had a smile that could have any man handing over whatever he had in his pockets. She was what Sirius ought to have been.  Instead, Sirius was a Gryffindor, and she was perfectly fine there. She had her group of friends,  Marlene, Remus, Peter and Lily. She could have any boy she wanted, they loved to run their hands from her combat boots to her skirt. (She would stomp on their hands when they got braver than that.) She’d gotten leather jackets and her hair in a mullet and she felt brave. She felt on top of the world. And then, James Potter. Her arrogant smile. Her thick, muscular legs. Sirius wanted to punch her. She had enough rings on her fingers to make it hurt.  “Alright there, Black?” Potter’s voice called out. Sirius grit her teeth.  “Dare,” Sirius replied. The room seemed to ignite. The crowd felt energized with it, Black versus Potter. Gryffindor versus Slytherin.  “How Gryffindor,” James smiled with all her teeth. 

[fiendishfyre]

Any thoughts on Slytherin!James 👀

The hat f*ckes up. 😂

I'm into it! I think the main focus would be a James leaning hard onto ambition. His parents would be shocked at the sorting results but ultimately not treat him any differently. He's their lil gift. Their baby boy. 🥺

I think James will struggle with why he was sorted, thinking himself as some sort of awful person. At least the first year or so. His parents are not there to assure him since he's at school. Sirius will be his friend no matter what. Probably followed James into Slytherin.

Also he'd look good in the house colour but that's because it's the best one. Sorry but it's a fact. 😂

I think he'd become friends with Severus Snape. Imagine him, sev, and Sirius working together. The things they'd create and get away with. Oh man.

Those are my silly thoughts. Hahahaha.

[a-great-tragedy]

Based on what I know, I do not think Sirius and Regulus were even taught being gay was possible. I think Walburga/Orion refused to teach them it even exists. So I imagine them finding out like this:

Sirius: Yeah, if I was a girl I would probably date Remus to be honest. Such a shame it’s impossible for me to like him.

James: Impossible? What do you mean??

Sirius: Well you can only like people of the opposite gender.. right?

James: …No, you can like people of the same gender, that exists. It’s a thing.

Sirius: ( °ㅁ°)

Sirius: I must tell Reg

[child-of-icarus]

This except it’s literally just Starchaser

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: i've only said i love you to three people. my brother, Pandora, and James when he got hit by a bladger and was dying from the head injury . I only regret one of those.

Remus: which one?

Regulus: James. he recovered like 2 days later so I just looked like an idiot

James: we're married

Regulus: still.

[siriusstardust]

remus: what do you look for in a partner?

regulus: intelligence. i need to be able to have intellectual conversations

james: *on the other side of the room* hey pads? do you think chairs have feelings? like do they get mad when someone bumps into them and doesnt apologise? *gasp* will there be a chair revolution? are we going to die?!

regulus: raw. next question

remus:

[the-sun-is-also-a-star]

me, reading my own incomplete writing : *gasp* and then what happened?

[regulusblock]

teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?

teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit

also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch

[not-rab]

James *out of curiosity*: How did all four of you even befriend Regulus?

Evan: I helped fix his wand after I broke it

Barty: I stole his broom and refused to give it back unless he was nice to me

Pandora: I stalked him

Sirius: I'm his only biological brother and there's no refund button

[fallenseraph01]

[goldenbi]

Talk a bit about lesbian Slytherin!james prongsfoot AU pls 🙏

AHHHH!! Okay so this one is for @prongsfootbingo and I had the square "Slytherin James" which I've personally never read before and so I was really excited. I might end up combining this with the “lingerie” square as well…

But a little quote:

She felt on top of the world. And then, James Potter. Her arrogant smile. Her thick, muscular legs. Sirius wanted to punch her. She had enough rings on her fingers to make it hurt.

“Alright there, Black?” Potter’s voice called out. Sirius grit her teeth.

“Dare,” Sirius replied. The room seemed to ignite. The crowd felt energized with it, Black versus Potter. Gryffindor versus Slytherin.

“How Gryffindor,” James smiled with all her teeth.

[del-stars]

we do not make enough of the COMEDY it is that james is a fucking deer. like sirius being a dog and peter being a rat are obv tied to their characters but a deer is SO random. and i do not see it in fics enough. take the padfoot tropes and give them to prongs. students baffled because there was a deer walking around the dungeons? remus walking into the dorm and nearly shitting himself because there’s a deer sitting upright in james’ bed. whenever james is in a sticky situation he just goes deer mode and prances away

[rudamaruda520]

James: What the fuck?! Crouch just fucking bit me!

Regulus: oh finally!

James: huh?

*Regulus, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas collectively roll up their sleeves to show him teeth marks*

Pandora: It means you're accepted. Biting is his love language.

[hesolemnlyswearsshesuptonogood]

REGULUS: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

MARLENE: >:0 language

PANDORA: yeah watch your fucking language

EVAN: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MY SISTER THE FUCK WORD?

DORCAS: 'the fuck word'.

JAMES: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

EVAN: Merlin they censored it

BARTY: say fuck, James

EVAN: do it, Potter. Say fuck.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: I’ll kill you

James: You want to fuck me sooo bad

Regulus:*pulls out a knife*

James:

[lucerysgirl]

At Jily's wedding:

Church: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Evan: LILY.

*Regulus and Dorcas trying to hold Evan back while Barty is laughing*

Lily: For the last time, Evan, I understand you want to be called Evan Evans. But that is not a valid reason to interrupt my wedding!!!

Evan : BUT THINK ABOUT IT.