#slenderlock

[discourse-slenderman]

I’d rather be in MY cabin right now away from you- I’m PERFECTLY FINE!

*their breath heaves*

*He whistled a merry tune as he strolled through the forest, before spotting Discourse on the ground.*

Ah.. ah. Shit.

*He rushed over and helped him up.*

(@ask-rizzman)

(help thy neighbor or some shit ((and thanks for yoinking their tentacles friendo))

DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME-!

*they (literally) snap at him, pushing him away from them*

I’m FINE-!

*they double over, wincing*

hiiiiiiissss

[thestuckylibrary]

really funny fic! outsider POV (rocket), a 5+1 fic that also doubles as an infinity war fix-it, with cute ADORABLE stucky stuffed in the margins!! rocket tries to get bucky’s arm: the fic

really well written, really funny- this deserves to be the next “everyone’s read it at least once” fic!!!

[cranberrybutter]

hi! i just wanted to say i love the way you draw eyes! theres something about them that just says so much about whatever emotion or situation is happening they're so lovely

This is such a nice compliment – thank you so much!!

I always find it really interesting when I hear which individual parts of my art people enjoy. It kind of makes me pay closer attention to what I’m doing in those specific areas!

[2theendoftheline]

favorite fic recs

these are all fics i love, but the ones that are starred hold a special place in my heart. 

*all-time low by sineala, stony

Tony's lost his company to Obadiah Stane. He's lost it all: his money, his friends, his Avengers team... and his sobriety. Drunk, homeless, Tony is living on the streets, and when he runs out of liquor money, he sells the only thing he has left: his body. And one day, he has the exact wrong customer.

love the sin, love the sinner by silkspectred, stony

It keeps happening. Not often, just once or twice a month, but it keeps happening. Always in the same way: it’s unplanned, sudden, unexpected, Steve is surprised and eager, his dick goes from zero to one hundred in two seconds, Tony’s touch is electric, everything he does drives Steve crazy, but he never lets Steve kiss him, he very rarely looks Steve in the eye, he never talks, never makes a sound when he comes, never mentions it later.

sokrovische moyo by greenbergsays, stucky

The one where Bucky is a dragon, Steve is a water nymph, and somehow, they fall in love.

leg day by slenderlock, stucky

“So talk to him,” Sam says.

“I can’t,” Bucky groans. “I can’t, Sam, I. He just.” He fluffs his hair up and stares at Sam, distraught. “I want him to bench press me.”

“Okay, so it’s serious,” Sam interprets. “Got it."

(Or: The one where Sam is Bucky's long-suffering roommate, Bucky is a hot mess of a millennial, and Hot Steve spends far too much time on the Lat Pull-Down machine.)

proprietary information by notlucy, stucky

Okay, so Bucky Barnes has a crush on Steve Rogers. The guy's gorgeous, talented and, oh yeah, the Chief Design Officer of the biggest tech company in the world. In other words: he's so far out of Bucky's league that he might as well be in a different stratosphere.

strike a match and let me burn by chanolay, stucky

Bucky Barnes thought he’d had his life together once. He’d had a good job, a decent boyfriend, and his head on straight.

He’d never expected the car accident that tore everything apart. Never expected the shiny new prosthetic for a left arm, the loss of his job, or the shedding of weight in the form of a scumbag ex-boyfriend.

And when he had been trying to stitch the pieces of his life back together again, he certainly hadn’t expected a daring rescue from a burning building. Or for his rescuer to be his oldest friend and first love - Steve Rogers.

bucky barnes has his shit together (and other lies he tells himself) by betts, stucky

You’d think a guy who owns one of the most successful bakeries in Brooklyn, has a million-dollar smile and that antiquated good ol’ boy charm, blond hair and blue eyes and biceps for days, would know what’s what.

But don’t let that fool you: Steve Rogers is a mess.

*4 minute window by speranza, stucky

"Look, if they catch me," Bucky muttered, "they're either going to kill me or they're going to put me in a box with a little window and—Steve, I can't."

*despite the threatening sky and shuddering earth (they remained) by praximiter (Zimario), stucky

“They really didn’t want the mask to come off.” Hill thumbed through the scans, and pulled out a film that she then handed over to Sam, face mostly expressionless but for the flat line of her pursed lips.

Sam accepted the film and held it up to the light, angling so both he and Steve could see it, squinting at the outline of the Winter Soldier’s skull, and the blips of unnatural white that showed up, God, in his brain, not to mention about half his teeth, plus the mask, with its thin protrusions—

“Those are pins,” Steve realized. He looked over at Hill. “The mask—it’s nailed to his face.”

Hill’s face was as unmoved as ever. “Like I said. They really didn’t want it coming off.”

*call boyby l1av, stucky

Bucky Barnes was skyrocketing through promotions at his advertising firm. Now, a partnership position is opening and if Bucky wants to see his name on the building, he needs to impress not only Mr. Tony Stark, but his wife Pepper. To do this, it takes a team, a couple to be exact. Bucky asks his ex-wife Natasha to set him up with the perfect girl, blonde, tall, thick thighs and huge tits, but with the personality that’ll get Pepper all smiles.

What Bucky gets? Tall, blonde, thick thighs…and a penis. Can this male escort pretend to not only be Bucky’s fiance but also impress Pepper enough to win Bucky the promotion? Is he going to impress Bucky enough to get him to sleep with him?

Steve loves working for his tip.

[drowninginfanfics]

Steve steps back into the car and closes the door, lips still tingling.

“You don’t like blondes,” Bucky says.

Sam chokes.

[glowbat]

Consider: lup with a Gay Pixie Cut

she’s been going around with rapunzel hair all her life she’s shook

[founderofshield]

Peggy!Cap lock screen

Hey lovelies! I finally made a lock screen version of my Peggy!Cap manip! The quality is not great unfortunately since the original psd file got lost when my laptop crashed a couple of month ago :’( But it still does look pretty ok! 

DOWNLOAD HERE

Please like and/or reblog this post if you download it! I’d love to know if you like/use it.

[ryuki-draws]

yo!! how did you set up that redirection script for your blog? I've been thinking of swapping my username out but I don't want all my links to break.

Hey!The way I did it was that firstly, I changed URL on my art blog (ryuki-draws) Then I created a side blog with my old URL (ryuki-chinto-art), where in source code I used the redirection script from here. Works like a charm. ♥http://oddhour.tumblr.com/post/61615825882/redirect-your-old-tumblr-links-to-your-new 

Important is not to change the default theme Tumblr gives you when you create the blog. (mobile reasons) So just paste the script in the HTML editor to head or body, as tutorial says. I put it right after

 Once you do that, however, you will not be able to reach the blog from browser because it will automatically redirect you. To change any settings, you will have to do it from dashboard. There is a function to access the HTML as well (just pointing this out since I got hella confused how the hell am I supposed to do anything in source code when I cannot reach the page to click the “Edit theme” button in the right top corner because I am stupid.)

This solves any old links without breaking them. However, it doesn’t solve this. 

This is however, dashboard problem only. If you go to someone’s post they reblogged from you directly on their blog, the link to you will redirect just fine. But even on dashboard, you can help it by slapping your new URL all around the redirection blog, shamelessly. 

It also helps a lot in tagging if someone hasn’t noticed you changed your URL.

In worst case, you will be checking notes on the redirection blog for a while as well. :”D

Unfortunately, I am not quite a mobile user and I am pretty much wifiless so I cannot check how stuff works for the app. :(

Hope it makes sense at least a little. :D I also recomment looking through redirect code tag of lovely lady who wrote this script for troubleshooting!

[lego-batjokes-prompts]

Lego Batjokes Prompt #78

Batman will let Joker get away with anything as long as Joker says “no homo” at the end.

(Anything.)

[manjirou-sano]

you always post the best edits- i didnt know the true beauty of Sad Edits until i followed u-- 10/10 would follow again

thank you! ♡ I’m glad you like my blog.

[snoji]

the lego batman fandom is full of amazing artists/writer i’m shocked??? ? 👌👌 👌 💯 god is real ✔

[thestuckylibrary]

Everyone go read "Ephemeral Style" by emij1s!! Super cute smut, shrunkyclunks, with a dose of sick-fic thrown in. Really sweet and cute and wonderful :)

Thank you for writing in!

Ephemeral Style by emij1s

Bucky welcomes Steve home in the way only a sleep deprived, slightly ill college student can.

[lhoneygod]

slenderlock replied to your post: followed from the ask blog??? come ask me about...

*whispers* sharp blowjobs

[emchant3d]

slenderlock replied to your post “there’s so much unnecessary drama at work i need a new job asap”

i bet i can top your work drama

it’s not even like super crazy it’s just like all the supervisors and managers lowkey hate each other?? like yall i am just a lowly sales associate please do not ask me to vouch for you against our boss i am Afraid

[glowbat]

so if lup has belly hair then. does that mean. she has leg hair too

i mean probably? pretty much everybody has tummy hair + leg hair so unless she shaves...yeah

[dramaticdragon]

Can you reccommend any good batjokes fics?

why YES i can!

My first and foremost recommendation is “This is Better Than the Two Boats”, by Slenderlock. ( @slenderlock )  A simple summary is “Miraculous Ladybug but with Batman” and let me tell you its GOOD.

Otherwise i don’t have too many (mostly bc i have had time to read like,, two. But yeah that one is literally amazing.the problem with lots of batjokes fics is that theres a lot of “oh man jokers a total psycho/insane/some other mental illness thrown way out of proportion for villian effects” so thats Not Fun. sorry i only have one!!!!!