#shortca

[emily-the-lost]

Don't worry about it Strawberry shortca- *her glasses fall off her visor* shoot...

[ @sweet-ray-of-sunshine ]

Hey Emi!

I'm gonna invite everyone to a Picnic! Wanna come?

*in her new form*

*German accent* Affirmative

[drowninginfanfics]

Steve steps back into the car and closes the door, lips still tingling.

“You don’t like blondes,” Bucky says.

Sam chokes.

[pthhpth]

ds.h__

[cafefanfic]

Hello!!May I request Fugo comforting reader??Whether headcanons or scenario is up to you, whichever is better for you!!Anyways, have a great day/night!!ps i love ur theme !!:]

grazie, anon! I'll be happy to write some Fugo content for you! Fugo x Reader Comfort!

Fugo's arms wrapped around Y/N's waist from behind, gently swaying from side to side. "Hello, shortca-- Are you crying?" Silent tears falling down Y/N's face caught Fugo's attention quickly, did he do something?

He released Y/N from the hug, walking around your body to face you. Deep red hues met Y/N's eyes, Fugo's hand reaching up towards your face and wiping away tears with his thumb. "What happened? Did something happen? ... Did I do something?" Fugo's head tilted, he was so afraid of doing something wrong and making Y/N upset. Y/N rushed to embrace the white-haired boy, your head on his shoulder as you cried. "Oh--.." Fugo's arms wrapped around you, rubbing circles on your back. "It's okay, let it out, angel.." His grip on you tightened in a secure way, Fugo's eyes becoming glassy with tears. Seeing you cry made him cry, too. Fugo used his free hand to wipe his own eyes-- It was your time, not his, and he understood this. "Why don't you tell me what's going on?" As you explained through sobs and gasps for air, he would stop you here and there to ask you to breathe. "Slow down, deep breaths.." Fugo breathed in for 5 seconds, and out for 6. Y/N followed along. "Okay, good. Continue." As you finished explaining, he gently led you to the couch, sitting Y/N down in his lap. "I am so sorry, Y/N.." Fugo took your hand, pressing several small kisses against your wrist. "I didn't know you felt like that, I should have payed more attention to the signs.." He carefully moved your head closer to his, moving his lips close to your ear. "You're amazing, please don't forget it. You are just as beautiful even when you're crying. You've been doing so well to keep up with everything, but you need to take a break. I'll clean and cook today, I want you to lay here and relax." Fugo left a kiss on your jaw before picking you up off his lap and standing up, laying Y/N down where he previously sat. He grabbed the nearest blanket, placing it over you. "Enjoy your rest."

[strawberry--bride]

"Sharon, is there anything specific you want for Christmas? Maybe a box of strawberry shortcakes? I know a local bakery that makes a lot of them!"

[ @rosa-qiangwei ]

Eh? I mean, I would never say no to strawberry shortcaーー ...Hold up! You don't need to get me a present, really!

[Waves both hands in the air.]

Christmas is mostly about spending time with friends, family and those you love after all!

[Smiles.]

Therefore, I just hope I can be surrounded by those dear to me during the holidays...

[coderedblood]

I have an odd relationship with the word “normal”. I own up to my own person, and a lot of my poor associations with normal are because of my family. They’re like me in a way: they have a weird relationship with normal too. Let’s take a walk with it. My father and his family are all bigots who hate everyone that’s not themselves. My mom, even though I know she does have genuinely good traits and she does genuinely love her kids, my mom is a lot like my father and his family. As are my two brothers. To sum my family up, my family is extremely self-centered. “It’s all about me” is their mantra, “everyone for themselves”. (I’m definitely not perfect and I’ll always be the first to own my flaws, but I’m the exception to their self-centeredness, because I’ve been trained to always take care of everyone else first and myself last, if I can remember myself at all. My self preservation instinct is almost zero. I was raised to be the perfect servant, and I’m recovering from a savior complex because those around me act like I’m the only one who can ‘save’ them but that’s not what I’m here to talk about.)

I don’t know what the average person is like, because my parents have isolated me and my brothers for a number of years. (My brothers are breaking out of the pattern, but due to my hesitation to drive I don’t yet have the means to escape yet.) I’m starting to realize that that was on purpose. (My family is ex-military.) Isolation is an effective step in abuse and parentificiation (or emotional incest, what it’s also called). Being forced to abide by others’ wishes for me and stay in a house a lot of the time (Covid-19 took my situation from bad to worse. Get vaccinated if you can and wear your mask and wash your hands!), it’s given me time to study those I live with. I do not live with stable people. They are self centered, half of them do not take take responsibility for their mental illnesses, one won’t get diagnosed and treated for their mental illness(es), half of them are hedonists, and half of them are compulsive liars. Realizing that I’m the only one in my household who wants better, wants to GET better, and takes responsibility for myself and my health, it’s a lot, okay? I’m one of the youngest in the household and yet I am the only one who consistently is responsible.

Part of the reason I bring this up is because I’m thinking about how the people in my household are so full of themselves they expect to be praised for what’s normal. (One of my brothers is intolerant of homophobia and transphobia. Sure, that’s good, but that’s how NORMAL PEOPLE THINK. And he doesn’t bother to break off his relationship with his best friend who is a horrible person. And this same brother is a misogynist. My other brother claims he has a lot of women as his heroes, but he doesn’t correct the misogyny of his workplace. So my other brother is a feminist ‘in theory’ only.) I hate that! I hate how people expect praise and rewards for at the very least, being DECENT. (And really what measure is decent? I think it’s not exactly the best but not exactly the worst either.) It really irks me when my mom, for instance, expects me to praise her when she does something that’s supposed to come with being a decent person. (When she refers to me by my chosen name, or uses my pronouns, for instance.) I am so irritated by people who do that shit. You want praise? Go make music or star in a movie/tv series or some shit like that.

Since I’ve been in therapy for close to 3 years now, I have come to the realization that I am the normal one in my family because I’m ready, willing to and do take responsibility for myself, my actions, my beliefs, my choices and my health. I don’t do stuff I’m supposed to thinking I’m gonna get some medal or some crowd applauding me for doing WHAT THE FUCK I AM SUPPOSED TO. To quote Patrick Star, I wanna be good, but for the sake of being good. I don’t wanna get rewarded or anything like that. (And not to sound like a Strawberry Shortcake character, but being good is its own reward! And actually despite the fact I love entertaining and am a born entertainer, I don’t like being praised or complimented. It’s embarrassing! But I don’t mind if my friends, such as @joto-de-lucha-libre compliment me because I know it’s meant. In my family compliments and praise are forms of manipulation. That’s why I’m not a big fan!) I’m normal because I don’t expect the king’s praise for the bare minimum. I’m normal because I don’t wanna be as bad as my household. And I’m normal because to them I am a freak and I don’t belong with them.

So my point? Normal is different for everyone, but there’s a baseline. My normal is being good and loving. My household loves saying how weird and quirky and crazy and unique they are. I wish I could tell them they aren’t those things for the reasons they think they are. Like no mom, I don’t have disdain for your quirkiness and your love of decorations but I get annoyed with you real goddamn fast because you’re misogynistic, don’t make any effort to learn about the LGBT community, and don’t make any effort to understand the pain of anyone else outside of yourself. Yes brothers, it’s great you’re fond of cars but you also are hella misogynistic and prioritize your good time above everyone else. Dad, you would be fun to be around and I would be more interested in your Cheap Trick knowledge if you weren’t such a raging transphobic racist who thinks everyone else including your own children are morons. Why don’t they ever connect the fucking dots?!

So be your normal, as best as you can every day. I’m still learning this myself and I’m getting better and not in the bullshit John Lennon way, fuck John Lennon.

[minnienelaa]

I present to you Strawberry Shortcas!

[ask-mo]

"Hey, Shortcake~." She gave him a flirty smile and winked at him. //I know they're dating, but it doesn't mean she can't be his adorkable girlfriend. X3

🦋 • “Shortca— baby doll, what are ya doin’?” He laughed softly.

[sweatcr-weather-a-blog]

❝I’m pregnant…and it’s yours.❞ the redhead beamed as he'd just shoved a /watermelon/ up his shirt moments before to cheer her up. -- {{ Seven }}

ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙᴀʙʏ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ! ;; @psychoticlcve

“Trying to be funny won’t help this time! I’m not forgiving you for eating the last slice of strawberry shortcaー Eh? Pfft...! What’s with that belly!?”

...

It took only one glance at the unnatural bump around the male’s stomach area to completely shift her mood from upset to curling up on the couch from laughter. Saeyoung’s infamous for being a trickster, but this had to be one of the most hilarious pranks he had pulled yet.

“Oh dear~ You look like you’re about to burst. When are you due? We should start thinking about a name for the baby soon, don’t you think?”

[courtanie]

Okay but Ken trying out petnames for Kyle

“My ginger snap-”

“No.”

“My pumpki-”

“No.”

“My strawberry shortca-”

“No!”

“My swiss cheese”

“???”

“‘Cause I wanna put my mouth on all your holes-”

“NO”

[eauxtxlooks]

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[drowninginfanfics]

“Well,” Tony says, standing and clapping his hands together, “for the sake of scientific validity, there’s only one way to test this.” He pauses for dramatic effect. “We need to hold the first annual Ass Championships.”

And that’s how it starts.

[prepzilla]

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[musicmemov2blog]

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[drowninginfanfics]

When James Buchanan Barnes was born, every dog in Shelby, Indiana, howled for five minutes.

[fusion with Tamora Pierce's Tortall books; no Tortall characters appear]

[drowninginfanfics]

Written for the capkink meme; "Bucky casually texts Steve that she's pregnant. While Steve's in a meeting. With the director. And a couple of senators. Maybe some reporters. Needless to say, Steve embarrasses himself."