#skittles included

[person25]

Nobody knew who was dating who in the marauders friend group. Everyone just assumed that they were all dating each other.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Pandora: the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. Like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but I sure don't. I'm outside his house with a gun. He's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me, he's just an unforgivable asshole

[viviandarkbloombartylusversion]

Someone please give me undiagnosed schizophrenic pandora rosier in the 70s (and possibly ocd or aspd evan rosier)

[deathnguts]

Peak Barty and the skittles characterization in au’s is having the rest of the skittles be cryptids or something adjacent and him being the disturbed teen average human that stumbled upon them and was quickly accepted as one of their own because if you really think about it that’s what happened at hogwarts too

[i-am-an-omniscient-snail]

Make fanart/fiction where your favourite/the most popular Marauders aren't all skinny as fuck impossible challenge

[stars-by-the-pocketfuls]

💫 29/08/24 💫 @rosekillermicrofic 💫 prompt: cold 💫 word count: 209 words

Barty didn’t have a lot of people he wanted to kill.

Top of the list was probably his dad, and then Regulus’ parents, and then Evan’s parents and then-

Okay. Maybe he did have a lot of people he wanted to kill. But definitely top of that list somewhere was Florean Fortescue.

He had the audacity to get along with Evan like that. The whole point of being paired up for potions was so that you could complain about it afterwards, not actually make friends with them. He shot Emmeline Vance the dirtiest look he could manage, and she looked equally as disgusted to be working with him. See? It wasn’t that hard to hate a Hufflepuff. So why was Evan laughing like that at fucking Florean? It was his genuine golden smile, head dipped forwards and eyes squinting shut.

“10 points to both of you! Well done boys your potion is looking fantastic,” Slughorn did his stupid doting smile, and clasped his hands together. Grinding his teeth, Barty stabbed his mortar harder into the bezoar. Emmeline looked like she was going to take off his head with her scalpel.

He ignored her and gave a cold glare to the back of Fortescue's head.

He’d better watch his step.

[illmoraineakoi]

Fic where through Rocket Corp Shenanigans and/or Orange Power Craziness, the Color Gang, TCO and Victim all get spat out into the human world, where Alan then has to reveal to his wife that surprise! Living stick figures are real, he's made living stick figures, two of them don't like him, and one of those two is actively trying to kill him, while the other five see him as their Dad.

All while trying, and just barely succeeding, in wrangling a very ferally angry Victim who is trying his hardest to inflict great bodily harm onto Alan despite Alan being literally five times his size while the others are panicking trying to figure out how to help. Except for TCO, who is just WAITING for Alan accidentally drop Victim so he can return the favor of the Box beatdown.

And Kaori, who Alan never told that his animations were based on real events and real living stick figures, is just sitting there watching this lunacy like this:

[astro-b-o-y-d]

Speaking of childhood movies that shaped me as a young child, I don't talk about Scamper the Penguin enough. Which was apparently originally a Russian movie called Lolo the Penguin, but they will never make me call him that, sorry. That's my boy Scamper.

[cosmossoleil]

I have a Jegulus/Starchaser/Sunseeker fic Idea that i’m writing that right when Regulus dies in the cave on his birthday; it fades to black and all of a sudden he wakes up back in his school bed once again, on his 14th birthday. He travels back

5 years into his past.

5 years before he is to die in a cave; 4 years when he is forced to bare the mark of a psychopath due to his parents. 3 years before he fell in love with the sun, 2 years before destroying his relationship with his brother completely with no chance of repairing it.

What was the point of returning if history is just going to repeat itself?

Well, maybe this time it can be different.

Maybe he can change things.

Oh and he also becomes a cat.

[bartletslesbians]

It's so irritating that every other Dorcas post is tagged with Slytherin Skittles or characters not even in the post bc it means I can't mute jegulus and those skittles and the regulus tag without the entire Dorcas Meadowes tag becoming a grey block 😭

[enbysiriusblack]

Remus turned the page in his book; feeling like someone was staring at him, he looked up to see the glare of Barty Crouch Jr.

He looked back down, the glare was probably just focused to the entirety of the gryffindor table. The house rivalry was quite intense to some students, and although Barty wasn't a slytherin, he did tend to sit with them and support them in quidditch games.

From across the room, Barty glared at Remus Lupin.

"Can you just eat lunch?" Evan groaned, leaning back on his chair as he chewed on a ham sandwich.

"Look at him", Barty almost hissed, "Trying to act so cool."

Evan snorted, "He's reading a book about pixies biology. He's lamer than Reg."

"He's trying to act so smart and mysterious. I mean what sane person reads while eating?"

Regulus looked up from his own book, "Maybe someone who actually wants to pass their exams."

Barty licked his lips, "Lupin's a fucking git."

"Why do you even hate him? I swear you were like in love with him last month", Dorcas smirked, pausing their own glaring match with Mckinnon.

"He's hot and he doesn't even do anything with it! It's a waste!"

Regulus looked close to throwing up, "This is a deeply unpleasant conversation."

"Would you rather talk about James' hotness? I can do that", Barty grinned, the tip of his tongue poking through his teeth.

"Absolutely not."

Dorcas dropped their head on their hands, "Dora's hot."

Pandora smiled, "As are you, Cas."

Barty groaned, before cupping his hands and shouting across the room, "Hey Lupin, you wanker!"

Remus looked up, unimpressed.

Barty swore, quickly jumping under the table and promptly getting purposely kicked by Evan.

Marlene stood up, staring at Dorcas, and shouted across the room, "Your friend's an idiot!"

"Says you!" Dorcas shouted back before ducking their head under the table, "She is right though."

[quillkiller]

Is there anybody in the marauders fandom that you do not see being friends at all?

yes but im also always able to be compelled by other peoples arguments/hc’s !! in my own little world it’s reg & remus and james & barty :~)

[iheartmoons]

who wants a jegulus fic inspired by heartstopper? except instead of becoming friends, reg initially dislikes james?

[disastardly]

so our porch light went out recently and due to the terrible design, we couldn't replace the light without replacing the whole fixture

this of course presented an issue with trick-or-treating

thankfully I have some hanging lanterns and tealight candles

and thus the Children Bewitching Lantern was born

[post3l]

made an art blog for just. stuff in general if youre interested on that!!

[br1ght-st4r]

Like no high school relationships rarely work out, but for my 12 dead gay witches/wizards and the 66 possible combinations they make...that shit lasts forever